As a Canadian watching you pronounce almost all of Canada’s provinces and territories wrong gave me cancer, AIDS, and Covid all at the same time. Thanks Mellon 🙏🏾
The US was always going to win because it had a lot more colonies, so more armies, and also it’s villages are smaller so it is a lot harder for Canada to keep any territories it takes.
not manifest destiny, revolutionary war and 1812 which is basically revolutionary war 2.0. Also it wasn't really america invading during the revolutionary war, it was more of just some drunk general defying orders and trying to win himself glory
Canada's total population may have been higher for quite a bit(thanks in part to it's northern territory being shielded from the initial back and forth), but as you saw, it's military size was far lower. I think this is because Canada sent the bulk of their army on the naval raids to take California and the South, and they all eventually got mauled down as fighting that far from home meant the angry villagers tipped the balance against them majorly.
Me at the start when Canada was winning: *tempted to comment that the US irl has more population, better economy and better military* me at the end: Oh cool
🇬🇧: sorry was I late 🇨🇦: yeah you were 🇬🇧: ow sorry mate please don’t end our relationship we could have yous over where we are 🇨🇦: we just miss our home land bud 🇬🇧: alright mate I will come down to the us and have a nigotiation 🇺🇸: hey man what do you want 🇬🇧: well mate just here to say if we could buy the land back ????
As a Canadian watching you pronounce almost all of Canada’s provinces and territories wrong gave me cancer, AIDS, and Covid all at the same time. Thanks Mellon 🙏🏾
same but i am not sick
I think he pronounced Ontario wrong in like 5 different ways
@@jameshill4835 “OnTARio”
@@winestatue ontohrio
@@jameshill4835 0thora
The least realistic part of this was people actually fighting over Ontario
Ontario is the most important province. Most Canadians live there, the Prime Minister lives there, and Ontario has the national capital: Ottawa.
@@toddboyce3599 I still don’t want it
@@jameshill4835 Why?
@@wenthepanda2132 it smells of stabbings and politics
@@jameshill4835 bru
Started with Alaska. Ended with Alaska.
It comes full circle
Mellon I respect your videos but how is Canada ever supposed to win against the country that has Ohio 💀
New video ohio versus the world OHIO WINS
You know nothing about Canada, do you? Ohio is where Canadians go to vacation from the Alberta Rat Police
Ohio is just Saskatchewan if Saskatchewan was interesting.
You don't
Canada + Ohio vs. the US. Canada would then win
Canada at peace: We're sorry!
Canada at war: *You're* sorry!
Geneva suggestions
hearing Mellon mispronounce Canadian provinces and territories is funny to me
No way he just called Quebec “Q-Beck”
well he called Newfouldnand "New Found Land"
@@DubLonia oh yeah i missed that lol
As a American citizen that likes The Philippines myself, it’s pronounced (QWA-BECK)
@@KingdomOfSanMarino i’m American, but I pronounce it “CREW-BECK” probably because I’m Chinese too
The way he pronounces the Candian provinces makes me want to cry.
At least he pronounced Nova Scotia correctly. I knew a dude who said it as “No-Vah Scot-ee-uh”
Wait, It's not Noh-Vah Scot-ee-ah?
The US was always going to win because it had a lot more colonies, so more armies, and also it’s villages are smaller so it is a lot harder for Canada to keep any territories it takes.
Its villages are smaller, but the villagers aren't small.
US had plot armor due to how much people there are watching this video from the US
Yeah but since Canada has bigger provinces it has way larger armies making capture easier
nah its because USA has the goated Ohio ☠️
@@Enternamehere236fr Americans are big
As an American I’ve wondered why we started with less army
Same
“Nobody survives going through Ohio!” Really got me😂
i think you should’ve frozen the north to add more realism. good video!
I agree. Though more realism would have been worse for Canada. Its impossible for them to have a similar population to usa
@@brentmorris7780yeah they only have the population of California and at least 90% of which are within a hundred miles of the border
As a Canadian Mellon…. You’re pronunciation of the Canadian provinces… especially Saskatchewan… 😂 it hurt
It’s funny Canada did some sneak attacks, right up the alley of how Canada would do it
And that's another awesome video! Mellon good job!
Hearing him mispronounce Ontario and Saskatchewan gave me a migraine
Even as an American I am angry at the mispronunciation of every single Canadian province
The USA once tried to take over Canada during the expansion west
We lost terribly, obviously
not manifest destiny, revolutionary war and 1812 which is basically revolutionary war 2.0. Also it wasn't really america invading during the revolutionary war, it was more of just some drunk general defying orders and trying to win himself glory
It’s for the best, y’all don’t want to be up here
@@jameshill4835 nah Canada goated just like usa, just stay away from Toronto or Quebec
@@officerbug idk man I’m living in AB rn it sucks pretty solid ass
Except for stampede, stampede is good.
@@jameshill4835 fair enough
The real W for Canada was having an American not know how to pronounce our provinces
As a Canadian this video pleases me
Sorry and thank you !
50% of Canada's population live below that line in the thumbnail
ill love your content ❤
You are starting to sound more and more like Drew Durnil lol
I was thinking that too
Thank you for enabling my unhealthy sadistic urges :)
Canada's total population may have been higher for quite a bit(thanks in part to it's northern territory being shielded from the initial back and forth), but as you saw, it's military size was far lower. I think this is because Canada sent the bulk of their army on the naval raids to take California and the South, and they all eventually got mauled down as fighting that far from home meant the angry villagers tipped the balance against them majorly.
My device would crash with that population they have ☠️☠️
US government after watching this :
hmmm...
😁
How unlikely do you want this to be
Him: yessssiirrr
You should redo this with a mod that makes every citizen in the US have enough weapons for themselves and a few friends.
yeah no way in hell Texas falls before Calif 🤣🤣
@@themage1016 or louisiana for that matter
Antario got me laughing my Canadian ass off 😂😂
Me at the start when Canada was winning: *tempted to comment that the US irl has more population, better economy and better military* me at the end: Oh cool
"On-TAR-ee-oh" why the heck can't you pronounce anything I'm dying
it would be funny if russia just in the middle of the video got on an UFO and captured EVERYONE.
0:53 BRO YUKON POPULATION
Amazing pronunciation of noonavoot
“Erm actually you forgot the state of Indiana” -🤓☝️
Ontario was the North american Crimea at the end😂😂
'''Im about to stop saying sorry.''
3:14 so nothing changed
"five provinces left" no its three teritories and two provinces
You sound like drew durnil
I can see that
Nice video!
ngl at first the us didn't have the brain capacity to defend from candas sneak attacks
represents the history of canada and usa in one vid
I found the time traveler
@@whoknows4780 yes you got me
how do you simulate these
The songs I thought of in this video: oh Canada and bethoven’s 3rd Symphony
The world but everything goes opposite
Me: *whats happening in the video* yeah it makes sense
*end of the war*
Me: nvm it back to normal world
accurate fallout pre-war thing
Me when Canda attack Arkasas NO DONT KILL ME HELP😂
Some hood WorldBox content!
Mellon: we have every US state.
Me: you forgot Rhode Island and most of the first 13 states
Too small to put on the map 🫤
You said Newfoundland wrong lol, Newfoundlanders say “Newfoundland” not “New-Found-Land”
Why u sound like drew durnil
You need to work on saying the Canadian territories right. Overall a great vid
Even me, being an American, knew how pronounce Quebec. Mellon, I fear what your Canadian acc3nt would be like. Love your vids
This is not the first time I see this everytime
i felt pain every time he tried to pronounce canadian provinces/ territories
This is the medieval universe of our world :)
Looks like war plan red could be used after all
Hold up.. is that stardew valley music playing in the backround?
How did you get custom borders??? I really need to know dis
I know damn well Canada doesn't have that must population in the north😭💀
One question, can I somehow download this map from the workshop or smth?
super video
Do one with south Africa and it's bordering countries
"Angery villagers is turned on"
Obviously America 🇺🇸
I made this map by myself and it's a big success
Me: California is the populated state in America.
The game: no its the least populated.
Quick question, how do u make borders that u want? Is it a mod?
I wish we could see everything getting nuked at the end. Would be pretty accurate 🙂
As a Canadian you said the providences wrong
“ we have every state” New England👁️👄👁️
what mods are you using?
he needs to do a video where he must pronounce canadain things correctly or ELSE
LONGUE VIE AU CANADA !
Et surtout au Québec
How did you do this on the game? Is it like a mod?
Why was this game realistic at the end
Top 10 new words in this video: Ontahrio, seskettchuwan and more
You saying Ontario wrong made me fell crazy I live in Ontario
As a Canadian I am disappointed in my country now
Yukon, north west territories and Nunavut are territories😊
bro on-tario y that gave me every disease possible
Bro said on-tarr-eo😭
Do France and england next
If they was to take Alaska then yea it would be an challenge
Whoever came up with the Canadian war plans is a genius but whoever executed the plans is stupid
How can I see the numbers of my Divisional army like in this video
GO CANADA
how do you manage to get the state and country borders so acurately
Now we need Mexico and Greenland/Denmark
🇬🇧: sorry was I late
🇨🇦: yeah you were
🇬🇧: ow sorry mate please don’t end our relationship we could have yous over where we are
🇨🇦: we just miss our home land bud
🇬🇧: alright mate I will come down to the us and have a nigotiation
🇺🇸: hey man what do you want
🇬🇧: well mate just here to say if we could buy the land back ????
can u send me the link on where u got this map
hey love the videos but ontario is pronounced ont- air -eo
novia scotia on top
The fact that you grouped all of New England together, but you left states like Virginia and West Virginia separate from each other is just, wow.
Anybody that recognize the voice as drew drunil
Hey cna you tell me how to get teh full earth map?
ITS NOT on-TAH-rio ITS on-TA-rio (lol added that)
Why why
Wh-why
When oil is found in canada
they went for alberta first (it has 10% of worlds oil)
sas-skatch-chew-on is how you pronounce saskachewan and ontario is on-tay-ree-oh
and quebec has 2 ka-beck or kwa-beck