One Hour of Jokes That Will RUIN All My Future Job Opportunities

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Комментарии • 303

  • @KinneKitsune
    @KinneKitsune 4 месяца назад +818

    It blows my mind that A, this is the most serious that matt has ever taken anything, and B, it's MATT doing all the work

    • @nathangaspar4989
      @nathangaspar4989 4 месяца назад +96

      I mean, Matt did say he worked in a convenience store, so it’s probably those instincts coming back

    • @bcd32dok36
      @bcd32dok36 4 месяца назад

      @@nathangaspar4989ptsd kick in for him.

    • @B.A.D.Company69
      @B.A.D.Company69 4 месяца назад +59

      @@nathangaspar4989 nah he was living every cashiers dream lmao just saying GTFO to customers LMAO I bet he had some pent up customer rage 💀

    • @nathangaspar4989
      @nathangaspar4989 4 месяца назад +8

      @@B.A.D.Company69 oh definitely

  • @theyinyang1103
    @theyinyang1103 4 месяца назад +478

    Love how long it took Puffer to notice Blarg’s final sign change. And the car launch was *chef’s kiss*

    • @Apple_Beshy
      @Apple_Beshy 4 месяца назад +3

      BigPuffer is now an official store manager he played 3 times of supermarket simulator HAHHA

  • @kissgergo5202
    @kissgergo5202 4 месяца назад +197

    6:07 "sorry sir I tabbed out" imagine hearing that in real life at the cashier

    • @redsolocup918
      @redsolocup918 2 месяца назад

      When robots take over cashiers we might actually hesr that 😂

    • @billiebloojeans
      @billiebloojeans Месяц назад

      me, unmedicated and dissociating during my first job:

  • @ClutchyBunz
    @ClutchyBunz 4 месяца назад +210

    nah the “hello fellow boob haver” that no one heard that shit had me dying lmaoooo

    • @zoenelson3340
      @zoenelson3340 4 месяца назад +3

      Your comment got stolen by a bot and got many likes 🥲 literally scrolled through all comments to make sure they were a bot because the comment actually seemed genuine and funni but of course it was stolen 😭

  • @HappyPotat
    @HappyPotat 4 месяца назад +148

    There's something cathartic about working retail/fast food and watching a man audibly vocalize every intrusive thought I have at work.

    • @fazio24
      @fazio24 4 месяца назад +12

      Him yelling at someone for using cash is the most relatable shit😂

  • @elijahcuevas3805
    @elijahcuevas3805 4 месяца назад +761

    Can't wait to see Blargs POV to work a 9-5

    • @aulden3
      @aulden3 4 месяца назад +6

      Bro same

    • @Joe-n9v
      @Joe-n9v 4 месяца назад +3

      fr

    • @LiamDeege
      @LiamDeege 4 месяца назад +2

      Indeed Elijah

    • @Ohshitwaddup-p6c
      @Ohshitwaddup-p6c 4 месяца назад +22

      He said he’s worked in a store before so makes sense. I could literally see the moment he started locking tf in on the register because I was too lmfaooo. Felt like I was back at the register trying to get everyone the hell out of there as fast as possible

    • @Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy
      @Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy 4 месяца назад

      _☕🐀_

  • @TechStomper21
    @TechStomper21 4 месяца назад +255

    Blarg making more money ROLEPLAY as a fucking shelf stocker then as a fucking ACTUAL shelf stocker xD

  • @FleetAd
    @FleetAd 4 месяца назад +205

    "Why do we have so much bean soup"
    *Flashbacks to the soup store*

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 3 месяца назад +2

      WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

  • @richardknighton1112
    @richardknighton1112 4 месяца назад +60

    Making Canadains count penies is HILARIOUS. We've gotten soo used to rounding by five that the '1,2-3,4' and '6,7-8,9' cents are ingrained to '0 or 5'

  • @sourpatchskittlez0157
    @sourpatchskittlez0157 4 месяца назад +32

    that ending actually had me DYING of laughter, from the moment the cars started shooting boxes everywhere to the one car just getting sent flying and the icing on the cake was blarg getting kidnapped by the truck XD

  • @ParanoidPirate.
    @ParanoidPirate. 4 месяца назад +313

    A rude arab working in a convenient store that don't have a single item in it but a crapload of money.. that might be the most accurate thing ever. 🙈

  • @3FVR.
    @3FVR. 4 месяца назад +188

    I dont want my girl to call me "daddy" or "papi" i want her to call me blarginator

  • @nicholasrolo886
    @nicholasrolo886 4 месяца назад +20

    Blargs entire rage shpeel at the cash register is literally my internal monologue at work every day 😂

  • @richardknighton1112
    @richardknighton1112 4 месяца назад +50

    "Just a quick reminder that: If you guys are new here or have been around for a while and are just not subscribed yet, please consider subscribing; as it is the best way to support my channel" is probably the only 'Subscribe' message that I have never double-tapped/skipped. It just feels so, like.. personal and genuine… it almost serves as a confirmation that I AM indeed rewatching Blarg's perspective of the session

  • @pollygon57
    @pollygon57 4 месяца назад +167

    Blorf really just be playing minimum wage simulator now.

    • @hobbinsjogsohn9996
      @hobbinsjogsohn9996 4 месяца назад

      The schlatt misspellings are braindead. Stop it. Get some help.

  • @morganwaller1195
    @morganwaller1195 4 месяца назад +9

    19:32 that one cow in a hurricane

  • @Leeloo-Foxx
    @Leeloo-Foxx 4 месяца назад +53

    one hour of what all retail workers are thinking

    • @fazio24
      @fazio24 4 месяца назад +5

      As a cashier at walmart, hearing him yell at people for using cash is so real. like its 2024, why tf dont you have a card😭

    • @marcfilms999
      @marcfilms999 4 месяца назад +4

      @@fazio24 I pay in cash usually. I'm a farmer and don't trust banks. I only use my card for large purchases.

  • @inggyred3154
    @inggyred3154 4 месяца назад +10

    0:25 me after joking with my cosmetic surgeon about silicone implants

  • @PeacefulPPO
    @PeacefulPPO 4 месяца назад +14

    You being experienced in this really helped everyone out with the companies financial haemorrhage in the beginning😂

  • @SoapisBadatGames
    @SoapisBadatGames 4 месяца назад +10

    "I'm not built for math."
    Relatable

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile 4 месяца назад +3

    19:32 that moment was so funny from Smitty's POV xD
    42:10 chroma keying is one of the best things math has done for us right after the computer in general.

  • @frogsfromsaturn
    @frogsfromsaturn 4 месяца назад +4

    i already watched Puffer’s POV that he posted, but i have to watch this again. this was genuinely one of the funniest sessions you guys have ever posted in my opinion. will be watching ALL four POVs of this. the hardest i’ve laughed in a minute. thank all of you for making such great content over the years, and i can’t wait for the years to come!

  • @milesenglish4582
    @milesenglish4582 4 месяца назад +2

    As a stocker and cashier myself this brings me so much joy to see my favorite RUclipsr do this by himself. This is my job everyday.

  • @TheFG17-x8z
    @TheFG17-x8z 4 месяца назад +32

    Blarg was reliving his childhood with this one

  • @maskedman2293
    @maskedman2293 4 месяца назад +18

    Matt being the most responsible and experienced is crazy.

    • @brixson7641
      @brixson7641 4 месяца назад

      tahts how he is when he plays with the Goons... everyone else is even more *mcnasty* than BLarg...........( if u get the mcnasty joke u a true fan)

  • @KennyNeider
    @KennyNeider 3 месяца назад +2

    29:53 "Having a Ego as a Grocery store worker is crazy" Bro has DEFINITELY never worked at Walmart Fr

  • @brenudo997
    @brenudo997 4 месяца назад +2

    The others going nuts while Matt locks in and puts in a full shift on the register. That's exactly how I remember being a cashier.

  • @FateTheRaven
    @FateTheRaven 3 месяца назад +4

    Feels like a Dollar General location...

  • @jonathonwhite9612
    @jonathonwhite9612 4 месяца назад +16

    AN HOUR?? thank you father blarg🙏

  • @chiseledmedal2634
    @chiseledmedal2634 4 месяца назад +3

    I wish there was a joke about the manager being Blarg’s dad lol

  • @KaizureFrostheart
    @KaizureFrostheart 4 месяца назад +2

    8:09 because you're a grocery store and if working stock has taught me anything, it's that grocery stores have waaaayyyy too many canned foods just to reach the delivery weight minimum

    • @Apple_Beshy
      @Apple_Beshy 4 месяца назад

      Also canned foods have a long shelf life so it can be stock at the back for a very long time

  • @malikbaudinov
    @malikbaudinov 4 месяца назад +8

    Watching this at 3:35 am just hits diffretly I need to hold back my laugh so my brother doesn't wake up 🤣🤣

    • @ir0nicirenic
      @ir0nicirenic 4 месяца назад

      hey it's 3:35 am for me rn !!!

    • @leosanchez7997
      @leosanchez7997 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ir0nicirenic
      Keep
      In
      Lickin
      Linkin
      You
      Or
      Use
      Red
      Scented
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      Lavender
      Flowers

  • @parkerfletcher480
    @parkerfletcher480 4 месяца назад +1

    im glad i can get happiness from your videos cause real life and online scenarios dont work out so good for me but youre the only i come to when i need for a laugh, keep up the amazing content

  • @jessebohmer8979
    @jessebohmer8979 4 месяца назад +2

    This is crazy. I quit my job at the grocery store a week ago. And now here i am watching a video of these guys working in a grocery store😂😂

  • @ToastiestWaffle
    @ToastiestWaffle 4 месяца назад +6

    Blarg, it’s been 3 years. I want to see my family.

  • @JoeyVatavuk
    @JoeyVatavuk 4 месяца назад +6

    i can’t imagine a world where you do what i just did for $16 an hour😂 screw future job opportunities

  • @Tarnished-bn5gq
    @Tarnished-bn5gq 4 месяца назад +3

    Imagine Blarg having to play this video whenever he goes into a Job Interview💀

  • @Jbgimpy
    @Jbgimpy 4 месяца назад +2

    I just got home from working at a grocery store. This gave me PTSD too man lol

  • @jennareally
    @jennareally 4 месяца назад +3

    I love the absolute concern they had when Matt was on the computer.

  • @thegamingwitch
    @thegamingwitch 2 месяца назад

    'STOP GIVING ME YOUR CRACK CHANGE! USE DEBIT!' I felt that on a spiritual level

  • @024TNUC
    @024TNUC 4 месяца назад +2

    2:46 not the “unhinged autism” 💀

  • @w4tt322
    @w4tt322 4 месяца назад +5

    Bringing out the middleeastern teenage ptsd with thisn' fellas!

  • @Wildmartini202
    @Wildmartini202 3 месяца назад +1

    6:33, what goes through my mind when someone gives me a dollar in nickels

  • @Ruthless_ALGs
    @Ruthless_ALGs 4 месяца назад +2

    Blarg runs that Real Tards Store as the employee of the month

  • @AniWhiteowl
    @AniWhiteowl 4 месяца назад +1

    The nuclear reaction of the bananas launching the car was hilarious

  • @friendlyphoenix8625
    @friendlyphoenix8625 4 месяца назад +3

    Imagine adding a customer service section blarg 👀

  • @pheonix4383
    @pheonix4383 4 месяца назад +5

    The long drive ahh destination

  • @WalletWorrier
    @WalletWorrier 4 месяца назад +2

    I love that the boxes say Ba na na

  • @Wannabesosa
    @Wannabesosa 4 месяца назад +2

    Need more of this content

  • @squatch_games
    @squatch_games Месяц назад

    Wishing the best. Really hoping you keep the channel Without your videos I wouldn't love as many games. Thank you for everything keep up the good work.

  • @LiamDeege
    @LiamDeege 4 месяца назад +2

    Matt I hope with all my heart that you will hit 2 Million sooner than later

  • @B.a.k.e.d.b.e.a.n.s.
    @B.a.k.e.d.b.e.a.n.s. 4 месяца назад

    It’s currently 2:23 in the morning and now I’m about to watch an hour of amazing content before I snooze

  • @watervilleify
    @watervilleify 4 месяца назад +2

    Bro get up, NEW BLARG VIDEO JUST DROPPED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Raptor_Tractor
    @Raptor_Tractor 4 месяца назад +2

    38:35 I’m crying from laughing 😭

  • @dororo101
    @dororo101 4 месяца назад +1

    I’d dead ass watch this for like 12 more hours

  • @shiboskyline
    @shiboskyline 4 месяца назад +4

    Minion man playing 9-5 minimum wage simulator

  • @that_dude7268
    @that_dude7268 4 месяца назад +2

    Thumbnail should've had a Pringle can sponge and glove

  • @syndromeofadown21
    @syndromeofadown21 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm not gonna forget the Durex condoms on the thumbnail. You can see the artifact that it left behind near the bananas.

  • @omarrivera5628
    @omarrivera5628 4 месяца назад

    The swamp dog bit almost made me do a spit take 🤣🤣

  • @twinky_6426
    @twinky_6426 4 месяца назад

    I love how the video progresses into more and more chaos the more you watch

  • @Apple_Beshy
    @Apple_Beshy 4 месяца назад

    BigPuffer is now an official store manager he played 3 times of supermarket simulator HAHHA

  • @kira-dk2mx
    @kira-dk2mx 4 месяца назад

    I hope someone actually names their store "We Have Your Family." That's so hilarious to think about.

  • @roberthughes1700
    @roberthughes1700 4 месяца назад

    i dont know if its because of how tired i am but this video is unreasonably funny, made me blow water out my nose from laughter

  • @traviselwell3066
    @traviselwell3066 4 месяца назад

    Hearing blarg have customer service ptsd is funnier than I thought it’d be 😂

  • @BuppyYoutube
    @BuppyYoutube 3 месяца назад +1

    50 cent is on the description lol

  • @joshh8974
    @joshh8974 4 месяца назад

    The very end was hilarious😂😂

  • @SkidMarcusBrownly
    @SkidMarcusBrownly 4 месяца назад

    He took it so seriously too😂
    Please make another one…

  • @jigjin8713
    @jigjin8713 4 месяца назад

    The boys made this feel like a Let's Game It Out video

  • @MrWigg1es22
    @MrWigg1es22 4 месяца назад +1

    Matt needs to get together with Josh from Let's Play Games. They both revel in the inconvenient chaos.

  • @obliviouspilloch9351
    @obliviouspilloch9351 4 месяца назад +2

    ngl this is exactly how aldi works

  • @Memezwrld
    @Memezwrld 4 месяца назад +7

    when you run an american shop

  • @LincolnRobertson-p8c
    @LincolnRobertson-p8c 4 месяца назад +1

    Lovely video as always, Blarg!

  • @robertgiso7584
    @robertgiso7584 4 месяца назад +1

    Having you burp my name mid video is an honor sir

  • @jamiemedernach6576
    @jamiemedernach6576 4 месяца назад

    One of the best videos I've seen in a long time this was beautiful

  • @l3rapp115
    @l3rapp115 4 месяца назад

    How in tf does RUclips demonetize this one? This video an absolute banger, love to see more.

  • @chingezkhagan4400
    @chingezkhagan4400 4 месяца назад

    Working at a grocery store must give Blarg nostalgia from his childhood

  • @flamelordx8612
    @flamelordx8612 4 месяца назад

    I love Blarg’s play through of his earlier years

  • @harleerose2266
    @harleerose2266 4 месяца назад

    I could watch this gameplay for hours, please play more!!

  • @innerg_92
    @innerg_92 4 месяца назад +2

    "We have enough pride flags in here" line went crazyyyyy 😂

  • @thatsygni-ficance7214
    @thatsygni-ficance7214 4 месяца назад

    i've been playing this game for hours ever since i saw this video. when i downloaded it it was already updated hella hard

    • @mackenzietwa968
      @mackenzietwa968 4 месяца назад +1

      What’s the name of the game, I’ve been trying to find it

  • @trentlawrence4536
    @trentlawrence4536 4 месяца назад

    I hope this becomes a series, funniest sh## ever 😂

  • @slayergamer7179
    @slayergamer7179 4 месяца назад +1

    Love the vids keep it up bro

  • @DjHazardous
    @DjHazardous 3 месяца назад +1

    *SpongeBob spreading whaa?*

  • @DroopieJ
    @DroopieJ 4 месяца назад

    my god mat be out here saying everything ive thought

  • @ugn154
    @ugn154 3 месяца назад

    How did this video only get 15k likes?!
    This was hilarious 😂

  • @FredSays
    @FredSays 4 месяца назад

    Nah I need this to be a series

  • @ssmissa2965
    @ssmissa2965 4 месяца назад

    Are we really not going to talk about how blarg said "frothers" 😂

  • @matthewjolly9161
    @matthewjolly9161 4 месяца назад

    The entire video is worth it for the last 30 seconds

  • @mhoneycutt3124
    @mhoneycutt3124 4 месяца назад +1

    35:22 why is banana spaced like that? Almost like a minion is saying it

  • @claytonfindley7954
    @claytonfindley7954 4 месяца назад

    It got more chaotic with every second 😂

  • @florianhug8069
    @florianhug8069 4 месяца назад +1

    my ocd just can't have it that there is no real order in the sotck/storage area..

  • @patricknobody7851
    @patricknobody7851 4 месяца назад

    Not going to lie, While watching this, I looked over and on the recommended play list is, Kindergarten Learning videos, "Learning to count numbers and add." 64 videos. 🤣Watching these guys run a register.....

  • @horrorladchad3122
    @horrorladchad3122 4 месяца назад

    35:59 holy shit Robert moment

  • @Hannah-og9xg
    @Hannah-og9xg 4 месяца назад

    I had to actually stop watching this video because I worked at a grocery store for 6 years and recently quit after finding a job from finishing college and I still have PTSD 😂 trauma from working there in 2020 will always haunt me 😭

  • @chrishoye55
    @chrishoye55 4 месяца назад

    Whenever I zone out and completely miss what someone is saying, I'm going to refer to it as tabbing out from now on

  • @clawthorne5841
    @clawthorne5841 4 месяца назад

    and now you know what retail people go through mate, be nice to us

  • @duck-ew5zs
    @duck-ew5zs 4 месяца назад

    You guys should play this actually from 9-5. Banger title.

  • @LiamDeege
    @LiamDeege 4 месяца назад

    Always like when you make an hour montage Matt!

  • @demonman905
    @demonman905 4 месяца назад

    Matt went full Minion at the end there with how many Bananas he ordered

  • @byronbrown2235
    @byronbrown2235 4 месяца назад

    Love the length of this one