One Hour of Jokes That Will RUIN All My Future Job Opportunities
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- Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024
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It blows my mind that A, this is the most serious that matt has ever taken anything, and B, it's MATT doing all the work
I mean, Matt did say he worked in a convenience store, so it’s probably those instincts coming back
@@nathangaspar4989ptsd kick in for him.
@@nathangaspar4989 nah he was living every cashiers dream lmao just saying GTFO to customers LMAO I bet he had some pent up customer rage 💀
@@B.A.D.Company69 oh definitely
Love how long it took Puffer to notice Blarg’s final sign change. And the car launch was *chef’s kiss*
BigPuffer is now an official store manager he played 3 times of supermarket simulator HAHHA
6:07 "sorry sir I tabbed out" imagine hearing that in real life at the cashier
When robots take over cashiers we might actually hesr that 😂
me, unmedicated and dissociating during my first job:
nah the “hello fellow boob haver” that no one heard that shit had me dying lmaoooo
Your comment got stolen by a bot and got many likes 🥲 literally scrolled through all comments to make sure they were a bot because the comment actually seemed genuine and funni but of course it was stolen 😭
There's something cathartic about working retail/fast food and watching a man audibly vocalize every intrusive thought I have at work.
Him yelling at someone for using cash is the most relatable shit😂
Can't wait to see Blargs POV to work a 9-5
Bro same
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Indeed Elijah
He said he’s worked in a store before so makes sense. I could literally see the moment he started locking tf in on the register because I was too lmfaooo. Felt like I was back at the register trying to get everyone the hell out of there as fast as possible
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Blarg making more money ROLEPLAY as a fucking shelf stocker then as a fucking ACTUAL shelf stocker xD
$100,000 chips do that
@@Therealmikebobaguard inflation is killer
"Why do we have so much bean soup"
*Flashbacks to the soup store*
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Making Canadains count penies is HILARIOUS. We've gotten soo used to rounding by five that the '1,2-3,4' and '6,7-8,9' cents are ingrained to '0 or 5'
that ending actually had me DYING of laughter, from the moment the cars started shooting boxes everywhere to the one car just getting sent flying and the icing on the cake was blarg getting kidnapped by the truck XD
A rude arab working in a convenient store that don't have a single item in it but a crapload of money.. that might be the most accurate thing ever. 🙈
I dont want my girl to call me "daddy" or "papi" i want her to call me blarginator
Why do you look like blarg
i,ll be blag.
Blargs entire rage shpeel at the cash register is literally my internal monologue at work every day 😂
"Just a quick reminder that: If you guys are new here or have been around for a while and are just not subscribed yet, please consider subscribing; as it is the best way to support my channel" is probably the only 'Subscribe' message that I have never double-tapped/skipped. It just feels so, like.. personal and genuine… it almost serves as a confirmation that I AM indeed rewatching Blarg's perspective of the session
Blorf really just be playing minimum wage simulator now.
The schlatt misspellings are braindead. Stop it. Get some help.
19:32 that one cow in a hurricane
one hour of what all retail workers are thinking
As a cashier at walmart, hearing him yell at people for using cash is so real. like its 2024, why tf dont you have a card😭
@@fazio24 I pay in cash usually. I'm a farmer and don't trust banks. I only use my card for large purchases.
0:25 me after joking with my cosmetic surgeon about silicone implants
You being experienced in this really helped everyone out with the companies financial haemorrhage in the beginning😂
"I'm not built for math."
Relatable
19:32 that moment was so funny from Smitty's POV xD
42:10 chroma keying is one of the best things math has done for us right after the computer in general.
i already watched Puffer’s POV that he posted, but i have to watch this again. this was genuinely one of the funniest sessions you guys have ever posted in my opinion. will be watching ALL four POVs of this. the hardest i’ve laughed in a minute. thank all of you for making such great content over the years, and i can’t wait for the years to come!
As a stocker and cashier myself this brings me so much joy to see my favorite RUclipsr do this by himself. This is my job everyday.
Blarg was reliving his childhood with this one
Matt being the most responsible and experienced is crazy.
tahts how he is when he plays with the Goons... everyone else is even more *mcnasty* than BLarg...........( if u get the mcnasty joke u a true fan)
29:53 "Having a Ego as a Grocery store worker is crazy" Bro has DEFINITELY never worked at Walmart Fr
The others going nuts while Matt locks in and puts in a full shift on the register. That's exactly how I remember being a cashier.
Feels like a Dollar General location...
AN HOUR?? thank you father blarg🙏
I wish there was a joke about the manager being Blarg’s dad lol
8:09 because you're a grocery store and if working stock has taught me anything, it's that grocery stores have waaaayyyy too many canned foods just to reach the delivery weight minimum
Also canned foods have a long shelf life so it can be stock at the back for a very long time
Watching this at 3:35 am just hits diffretly I need to hold back my laugh so my brother doesn't wake up 🤣🤣
hey it's 3:35 am for me rn !!!
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im glad i can get happiness from your videos cause real life and online scenarios dont work out so good for me but youre the only i come to when i need for a laugh, keep up the amazing content
This is crazy. I quit my job at the grocery store a week ago. And now here i am watching a video of these guys working in a grocery store😂😂
Blarg, it’s been 3 years. I want to see my family.
i can’t imagine a world where you do what i just did for $16 an hour😂 screw future job opportunities
Imagine Blarg having to play this video whenever he goes into a Job Interview💀
I just got home from working at a grocery store. This gave me PTSD too man lol
I love the absolute concern they had when Matt was on the computer.
'STOP GIVING ME YOUR CRACK CHANGE! USE DEBIT!' I felt that on a spiritual level
2:46 not the “unhinged autism” 💀
Bringing out the middleeastern teenage ptsd with thisn' fellas!
6:33, what goes through my mind when someone gives me a dollar in nickels
Blarg runs that Real Tards Store as the employee of the month
The nuclear reaction of the bananas launching the car was hilarious
Imagine adding a customer service section blarg 👀
The long drive ahh destination
I love that the boxes say Ba na na
Need more of this content
Wishing the best. Really hoping you keep the channel Without your videos I wouldn't love as many games. Thank you for everything keep up the good work.
Matt I hope with all my heart that you will hit 2 Million sooner than later
It’s currently 2:23 in the morning and now I’m about to watch an hour of amazing content before I snooze
Priorities
Bro get up, NEW BLARG VIDEO JUST DROPPED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
38:35 I’m crying from laughing 😭
I’d dead ass watch this for like 12 more hours
Minion man playing 9-5 minimum wage simulator
Thumbnail should've had a Pringle can sponge and glove
I'm not gonna forget the Durex condoms on the thumbnail. You can see the artifact that it left behind near the bananas.
The swamp dog bit almost made me do a spit take 🤣🤣
I love how the video progresses into more and more chaos the more you watch
BigPuffer is now an official store manager he played 3 times of supermarket simulator HAHHA
I hope someone actually names their store "We Have Your Family." That's so hilarious to think about.
i dont know if its because of how tired i am but this video is unreasonably funny, made me blow water out my nose from laughter
Hearing blarg have customer service ptsd is funnier than I thought it’d be 😂
50 cent is on the description lol
The very end was hilarious😂😂
He took it so seriously too😂
Please make another one…
The boys made this feel like a Let's Game It Out video
Matt needs to get together with Josh from Let's Play Games. They both revel in the inconvenient chaos.
ngl this is exactly how aldi works
when you run an american shop
Lovely video as always, Blarg!
Having you burp my name mid video is an honor sir
One of the best videos I've seen in a long time this was beautiful
How in tf does RUclips demonetize this one? This video an absolute banger, love to see more.
Working at a grocery store must give Blarg nostalgia from his childhood
I love Blarg’s play through of his earlier years
I could watch this gameplay for hours, please play more!!
"We have enough pride flags in here" line went crazyyyyy 😂
i've been playing this game for hours ever since i saw this video. when i downloaded it it was already updated hella hard
What’s the name of the game, I’ve been trying to find it
I hope this becomes a series, funniest sh## ever 😂
Love the vids keep it up bro
*SpongeBob spreading whaa?*
my god mat be out here saying everything ive thought
How did this video only get 15k likes?!
This was hilarious 😂
Nah I need this to be a series
Are we really not going to talk about how blarg said "frothers" 😂
The entire video is worth it for the last 30 seconds
35:22 why is banana spaced like that? Almost like a minion is saying it
It got more chaotic with every second 😂
my ocd just can't have it that there is no real order in the sotck/storage area..
Not going to lie, While watching this, I looked over and on the recommended play list is, Kindergarten Learning videos, "Learning to count numbers and add." 64 videos. 🤣Watching these guys run a register.....
35:59 holy shit Robert moment
I had to actually stop watching this video because I worked at a grocery store for 6 years and recently quit after finding a job from finishing college and I still have PTSD 😂 trauma from working there in 2020 will always haunt me 😭
Whenever I zone out and completely miss what someone is saying, I'm going to refer to it as tabbing out from now on
and now you know what retail people go through mate, be nice to us
You guys should play this actually from 9-5. Banger title.
Always like when you make an hour montage Matt!
Matt went full Minion at the end there with how many Bananas he ordered
Love the length of this one