@@DefinitelyNotAFerretI bet you could, but..the croutons are nothing without the dressing and at least a piece of lettuce. I’m probably about to make my second salad thanks to this short, smh.
Well they've not eaten anything for about a year at that point. That's also why you don't have to worry about poop in your lobster unless it was caught withing the past few days. They will absolutely cannibalize each other in those tanks if given the chance
This is perfect. The way the husband just glared with direct eye contact and the violins as he slowly lowered the baby into the lobster tank who just paddles his little feet as if it's just normal.
The way the kid notices he is slowly being lowered in, so decides to make the best of it by kicking his little feet around is too cute and hilarious for words.
@@victorkreig6089You are literally watching an animated shorts about animals having human traits, or are you telling me that otters go to the restaurant in the wild?
@@victorkreig6089 Your argument is what's embarrassing. It would take genuine effort and forethought to make this skit any more anthropomorphic. Saying that isn't what's being displayed is literally the dumbest thing I've read this week. Possibly this month, but... if so, I think I need to take that as a sign that I should spend less time on RUclips.
I love how at the end the wife is on the verge of a breakdown, the husband is on his phone, and the kid is just soaked looking as if this is a daily occurrence
@@cyberwarlord7363 so he had this planned from the get go lol 😂! But it would still be nonsensical to do this if it was in a restaurant setting assuming mom paid for the eldest pup's (unless that's the dad to begin with 💀) food to begin with 😅. Like hell I'm gonna order just a salad UNLESS it was a LOADED one 🤣🥗!
@@TheMeloettaful Pretty sure that's the Dad As the fact is that Male Otters hold the Pups ransom underwater until the Female gives up her food. It's basically the Dad Otter dominating his mate by threatening their children
The little kicking of his legs, I oddly find that adorable Edit: okay! I didn’t realize this got any attention but this is by far my most liked comment and I love that, thank you and yes, I agree with those who say it, I should’ve said “otterly”
The older I get and the longer I am a cook the more I hate two things with a passion 1 à la carte style venues, like they throw out 90% of the French stuff but kept THAT of all things and 2 front of the house requesting a dish that’s got a hot and a cold element to it, desert more often than not which is the big closing item, can have one of the largest profit margins and be the most memorable part of the meal to only then have the person wander off when Iam done making it, resulting in it being ruined. By god that drives me nuts almost as much as cheap ice cream does. If places went with the Table d'hôte and with a automatic minimum gratuity life would be so much better. Sorry to rant just know you have my sympathy, I don’t even count places that do stuff like Olive Garden as real cooking and are a plague on the culinary world and mankind in general so staff being made shells is hardly shocking but still regrettable.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusI thank you for your service. I've had a lot of jobs but I've avoided being a server because I know I wouldn't be the same afterwards.
@@maybemablemaples2144 I don’t blame you in the least, thank you too. The dehumanizing people do of front of the house combined with the unreasonable expectations they bring with them makes me want to get violent most days. I was working from 4 am to midnight at one point. I am gonna kick the bucket much faster from my time in high end service industries and I genuinely don’t recommend it to people to get into. So you’re smart to avoid it.
Sea Otters came into being when God woke up one day and said “hmm… I wonder how far I can push an animal’s pretty-privilege? Like, it’ll do the most absolutely heinous shit, and humans will still love it for being so cute.”
@@PureCurebyFaithWhat? I mean, Im a Christian too and your right, but is this really the time for this? Like, this has nothing to do with what the OP said asside from the word "message". Again, love what your doing, but this isnt really the time for it.
This is why female otters usually remove themselves from other otters until their babies are developed enough to dive and or protect themselves. Usually leave them hidden on land or floating in water
Aaahhhh, me gustaba más cuando una nutria era argentina y el otro mexicano. "Porque pediste la ensalada tu solo te comes la palta Se dice aguacate" ese momento es oro
There should be a sign on that lobster tank stating "Please don't threaten to drown your child in the lobster tank for your wife's food. We mean you, Michael!"
Considering how often he must do this, you would think they would put a lid on the tank. They can't enjoy cleaning up the water Kevin drips everywhere.
daddy, why did you eat my fries i bought them, and they were mine but you ate them, yeah you ate my fries and i cried, but you didnt see my cry 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 daddy, do you even love me well i wish you would show it, cause i wouldnt know it 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 what kind of dad eats his daughters fries and doesnt look her in her eyes, daddy there were tears there, if you saw them would you even care?🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
@@queeffairy dude just mash up some tomatoes into a paste and put that on your croutons with some cheese and boom you get your veggie and some nutrition as well
I don't know what's concerning the fact that he immediately just put his son in the lobster tank. Or the fact that he does this every time they go out. 😂
Those clowns just don't now comedy these days. The other day I was chased down the street by some dudes in blue for "throwing a grenad into an orphanage"
@@joeysmith7296 I know right, the other day I was walking down the street and people just kept shouting, absurd things too like "How could you", "He had a family" and "That was a children's hospital" like some people just need to chill
The fact that Michael could've ordered a side of fries instead of a salad if he wanted to, but chose the salad instead makes me think he did that on purpose just so he could have an excuse to drown Kevin. Clearly he's still mad at his son for taking too long to find the fire extinguisher while he was being nearly burned to death.
Oh, wait that explains so much… Kevin didn’t get the fire extinguisher on purpose! He’s always getting drowned by Michael, it’d be poetic irony if Michael died by fire… What we saw was Kevin’s distress at realizing what a dark choice he had made…
@@joeyboudreaux8504 they mostly do that to fish but yeah i guess bring up the most niche and shocking example instead of the thing they actually rape all the time
@@play-fool most animals will grape each other! male sharks forcefully mate females by holding them down and taking turns mating with her. i’m not sure if it’s all species, but i do remember seeing a video of it happening. it’s important to remember that they are animals, and do not have human morals. there is no concept of r4pe or murder in the animal kingdom.
@@DemoOfAHuman I think it should be called a crustqueasian, or a bisquness, or a pinchfest, but when I looked into it it was called a risk. A risquness would even have been better, than visualizing being eaten by lobsters if the risk was too big.
@@McGillus him* there are no women in that family…I mean, you can tell that’s a male voice. And if they wanted it to be a hetero couple, they would’ve had a female voice the pink-sweatered otter like they do for other females in other skits.
@@billyblastoff boy I hate to break it to you but men have been playing women's roles in media for thousands of years... It says "mother" in the caption, too.
@@billyblastoffIt’s her. The description says that male sea otters hold baby otters underwater to force the MOTHER to give up food. Also there are almost no female voices in any of the shorts. Most characters are played by the same guy. The guy that voices the mother also voices Michael too as well as a rabbit, ferret, rat, snake, etc. They avoid the need of female voices by using primarily male characters. As for the existing female characters, they are either not heard like Lisa the hedgehog or are played by the same guy just with a very high-pitched tone, like the frog lady from short #4.
One of my favourites of all time. The eyebrows, the menace, the (not-so-) passive aggressive dad, the fact it’s the kit’s birthday 😢😂. Anyway, how come all the lobsters are red and alive?!
@ I thought lobsters only turned red when cooked (something to do with the blue/green pigment being destroyed similar to but not exactly like autumn leaves)…
@@TaLeng2023 see the thing is...theyre still your mom or dad. You never have ONLY bad moments. Thats why its such a hard trauma to overcome. Cause theyre still family...and you only got one of those.
Michael really wanted those fries. Edit:I don't wanna be that guy so I wont Edit2.0:you see the joke is since I'm saying I don't want to be that guy I am being that guy because the guy im talking about is the person who talks about the likes so the joke is that I don't want to be that guy but by editing it i am that guy now please let me sleep😭
Trauma therapists are probably one of the most lucrative careers in the otter community.
Its even more lucrative in Quokka communities. The moms will literally leave the baby behind to escape predators.
It’s true.
Coyote robber: give me your wallet.
Quokka mom: AHHHHHHH! *unlatches baby harness and runs*
Well that would explain Samurott's Dark type.
You mean, being a therapist is an _otter-ly lucrative_ business to them...
Oh man the kid is such a mood. He's like "yep, another day another ransom. Time to start waddling in the tank, I guess."
He has a name its kevin
😆
@@joshuam-vn9rd😆😏
@mrclueuin it is though there's another short with him in it and he is called Kevin
He's probably friends with the lobsters at this point.
The sheer distress and concern in “All you do is eat the croutons!“ is peak voice acting
I wonder if there’s a restaurant where you can just order a bowl of croutons
@@DefinitelyNotAFerretI bet you could, but..the croutons are nothing without the dressing and at least a piece of lettuce.
I’m probably about to make my second salad thanks to this short, smh.
Its salad @@Atetrigrams
@@mrs.shortcakestrawberries2557 indeed.
@@DefinitelyNotAFerretjust buy croutons
Kevin's lil kicky feets while he accepts his mortality. ❤
the little leggy flaps he does is so adorable 😭😭😭
Leg flaps *
@@SanctuaryOfLoveleggy flaps*
@@egchamaleg flaps* /j
@@SomeBoyHereleggy flaps*
Leg flappys *
I love the lobsters noticing the lowering and perking up like they're ravenous little sea-bugs about to get their dinner.
"THE ONE WHO CRUNCHES US IS DEFENSELESS. HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED."
Well they've not eaten anything for about a year at that point. That's also why you don't have to worry about poop in your lobster unless it was caught withing the past few days. They will absolutely cannibalize each other in those tanks if given the chance
@redjoker365 that's why they have rubber bands on their claws
They're literally ravenous little sea bugs, lol
@@redjoker365 okay I went to look it up and it's absolutely INSANE that lobsters can and will actually survive for a year without food
This is perfect. The way the husband just glared with direct eye contact and the violins as he slowly lowered the baby into the lobster tank who just paddles his little feet as if it's just normal.
Cuz it's very normal..... For otters
The music is from Game of Thrones.
When you hear "The Rains of Castamere" you know it's about to go down.
there name is kevin
What gets me is how the lobsters wave their little pincers.
"I know who's eating, and it ain't not me." 🦞
The baby otter just had the same blank face the whole time too
I love that the baby just starts calmly paddling
The way the kid notices he is slowly being lowered in, so decides to make the best of it by kicking his little feet around is too cute and hilarious for words.
Fr tho
Fr tho
Fr tho
🦦🤬😱
My new knowledge of this fact has forever changed my marriage and parenting style. Thank you NaturalHabitatShorts for opening my eyes.
... Do you... Have you done this??
@HumbleDial You haven’t?
@@HumbleDial Desperate times call for desperate measures…
@@HumbleDial Why else would you have children aside from bargaining chips?
I take it you've been banned from all of the nearby seafood restaurants by now? XD
This is basically a core memory from my childhood frame by frame.
You're dad put you in a lobster tank????
You had people come up to you and sang happy birthday on your 5th birthday after just being dunked in the lobster tank?
@@Robbin_OrmazaYep, he ate all the croutons too!
Are you an otter?
Are you real?
“michael, you do this all the time >:[”
“MICHAEL...MICHAEL”
I like how the kid starts to paddle when they get put into the water.
Me too it's like it's a normal occurrence to him
Kid is in on the job to get food
Here b4 its too comment :)
@@jimsmith3715 hate to break it to you, the dad isn't gonna share the french fry.
The lobsters start to pinch as he lowers as well.
The fact that this was the child’s birthday dinner made me bust out laughing
Man this guy almost gave the child otter the bite of 87 treatment
I mean... Otters love shellfish. That Lobster was perfect for the kid. Still moving too!
You wouldn't be if you saw this happening in the wild
@@demongodking6681 his name is even Michael
@@wildfire9280 Michael Afton as an adult about to give his son the same treatment he gave his little brother
It's literally the kid's birthday, and his dad is there dunking him into a lobster tank for French fries.
Like a father should
*When you realize he has 2 dads
@@Choco_paz wut?
@@Choco_paz what
@@Choco_pazIt's the mother, the title literally says the male is requesting food from the mother
ENAMORADA DEL DOBLAJE LATINO JAJAJAJA. 🤣🤣❤️
Double fact!
Baby sea otter are so buoyant its practically impossible for them to sink or dive
Triple fact!
Sea otters are known to rape and kill seal pups
Don't believe me just watch-
@@Mr_Moonlight65’cause uptown funk gon’ give it to ya
@@junethanoschurchill6750 Haven't heard that in a while.
@@junethanoschurchill6750i love you for thus
It isn't even the kid's birthday, Michael just really wanted some cake.
I think it was the kids birthday not the dad
@@Nitro89 I never implied it was the dad's birthday.
He actually just did the same thing with the waiter and threatened to put the kid under water until they promised to get him cake 🤷🏻♀️
@@Nitro89you have to be a child lmao or illiterate because how did you get that information from that sentence
😂😂😂
The little feet kicks while the kid just accepted his fate was adorable! 😅
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Otter instincts.
KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW
It's like he's trying to swim!
@@djneonreaper4990 It reminds me of when you hold a puppy over water and they just start swimming in the air. 😄
@@Mr.BusterHighman exactly my thoughts!
"TU SOLO TE COMES LA PALTA 😰
(SE DISE AGUACATE VIEJA TONOTA 😡)"
Caught me bro.
Referencia de las goods
What a lovely totally not toxic relationship they have
Well, as it’s common for male otters to be god damn psycho paths, then yes, it actually is xD
@@victorkreig6089 go touch grass
@@victorkreig6089You are literally watching an animated shorts about animals having human traits, or are you telling me that otters go to the restaurant in the wild?
@VatisTheBard that isn't at all what's being displayed
@@victorkreig6089 Your argument is what's embarrassing. It would take genuine effort and forethought to make this skit any more anthropomorphic.
Saying that isn't what's being displayed is literally the dumbest thing I've read this week. Possibly this month, but... if so, I think I need to take that as a sign that I should spend less time on RUclips.
I love how at the end the wife is on the verge of a breakdown, the husband is on his phone, and the kid is just soaked looking as if this is a daily occurrence
the wife? wherez the wife? /j
it's a fry lol
That's a french fry 😂
Y isn't this comment more popular
let's not forget there is also a lobster on the table, which means the kid was dunked further and one of the lobster got to him.
The angry otter face after “you do this every time!” 😂
"MICHAEL YOU DO THIS EVERYTIME" 💀
Hahahaha
lmao
What a fantastic woke quote and video. Now give me 1k likes it’s finally time since I deserve it.
@@Golems_victorywhat?
@@roxas5071he on that shady zaza
"Why did you even order a salad, u hate salad 💀 "
Obvious answers. It was for her....
“All you do is eat the croutons” 💀
@@cyberwarlord7363 so he had this planned from the get go lol 😂! But it would still be nonsensical to do this if it was in a restaurant setting assuming mom paid for the eldest pup's (unless that's the dad to begin with 💀) food to begin with 😅. Like hell I'm gonna order just a salad UNLESS it was a LOADED one 🤣🥗!
@@TheMeloettaful
Pretty sure that's the Dad
As the fact is that Male Otters hold the Pups ransom underwater until the Female gives up her food.
It's basically the Dad Otter dominating his mate by threatening their children
@@shelbybayer200 Dads are always ridiculous
Lmao I loved the detail of the different voices singing happy birthday in different tunes and not starting at the same time
Maybe Michael's still sore that Kevin took so long to get the fire extinguisher
Buhahha😂
Maybe Kevin got the flint.
THE 3'8s!
😂😂😂
in my defence, i am an otter
otters cuddling is always so cute and calming, and then they turn around and do all kinds of fucked up shit
Dolphins: You are like baby. Watch this
😂😂😂
@@SpoopySquidDolphins are rapist. Especially for humans. I’m not sure why us but I don’t like it. The seas have sharks and booty warriors.
Every world spins in pain.
I feel like in general the cutest animals in the wild do the most awful shit when most people aren’t looking.
Kid: **silently acquires trauma**
KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW
Poor Kevin
He got a lobster out of it so it’s fine
First the 3/8 tool now this
nah he's chill like that
Her voice is deep for a woman.
The little kicking of his legs, I oddly find that adorable
Edit: okay! I didn’t realize this got any attention but this is by far my most liked comment and I love that, thank you and yes, I agree with those who say it, I should’ve said “otterly”
I otterly find that adorable
@@lucidwitch9738 otterly
its also just a reaction for an otter once their feet are in water haha
@@FrisibleConfusion
--> Joke
YOU
I find that otterly adorable* ;)
The kid is so used to it 😂
lol, that's my favorite part. The kid just paddling his feet.
I mean, he *should* be used to it, he's an otter for crying out loud.
@@Devin-hg8cq you don’t get use to being drowned. If she doesn’t give the food they actually will kill the baby
Thats what i was thinking
@@jimmyc42x ….. that makes zero sense. The father was drowning the pup to get food. You think otters breathe water?
I appreciate the hollow happybirthday song from the employees really captures how soulless restaurant work is for the minimum wage guy.
The older I get and the longer I am a cook the more I hate two things with a passion 1 à la carte style venues, like they throw out 90% of the French stuff but kept THAT of all things and 2 front of the house requesting a dish that’s got a hot and a cold element to it, desert more often than not which is the big closing item, can have one of the largest profit margins and be the most memorable part of the meal to only then have the person wander off when Iam done making it, resulting in it being ruined.
By god that drives me nuts almost as much as cheap ice cream does. If places went with the Table d'hôte and with a automatic minimum gratuity life would be so much better.
Sorry to rant just know you have my sympathy, I don’t even count places that do stuff like Olive Garden as real cooking and are a plague on the culinary world and mankind in general so staff being made shells is hardly shocking but still regrettable.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusI thank you for your service. I've had a lot of jobs but I've avoided being a server because I know I wouldn't be the same afterwards.
@@maybemablemaples2144
I don’t blame you in the least, thank you too. The dehumanizing people do of front of the house combined with the unreasonable expectations they bring with them makes me want to get violent most days. I was working from 4 am to midnight at one point. I am gonna kick the bucket much faster from my time in high end service industries and I genuinely don’t recommend it to people to get into.
So you’re smart to avoid it.
Or maybe they're just trying to recover from what they just witnessed. 🤣
Yeah that's why i dont bother tipping anymore, they're giving mw the same shit service regardless.
This is legit the best RUclips channel I have found in the past 10 years.
No joke. Sea otters are some of the most terrifying amoral little things mother nature's test kitchen ever came up with.
Makes sense, they are a mustelid.
And then there are dolphins who actively.. you know what, just ... just looking up
Sea Otters came into being when God woke up one day and said “hmm… I wonder how far I can push an animal’s pretty-privilege? Like, it’ll do the most absolutely heinous shit, and humans will still love it for being so cute.”
Mustelids are cute and incredibly based.
@@cookingwithtabithaThat explains everything.
Micheal isn’t really wanting the fries he wants to send the message
O he wants the burger!
The message that he's a POS. Male otters suck lol
It's not about the French fries it's about sending a message
Everyone drowns.
@@PureCurebyFaithWhat? I mean, Im a Christian too and your right, but is this really the time for this? Like, this has nothing to do with what the OP said asside from the word "message". Again, love what your doing, but this isnt really the time for it.
This is why female otters usually remove themselves from other otters until their babies are developed enough to dive and or protect themselves. Usually leave them hidden on land or floating in water
That's sad wth male otters are assholes
It’s an otter eat otter world out there.
@@rachelhoward1970 I love this reply 😭
@@Reppo80085 I had a stroke comprehending whatever tf this means
@Allah_Loves_Forgives_and_Saves and what?
Aaahhhh, me gustaba más cuando una nutria era argentina y el otro mexicano.
"Porque pediste la ensalada tu solo te comes la palta
Se dice aguacate" ese momento es oro
There should be a sign on that lobster tank stating "Please don't threaten to drown your child in the lobster tank for your wife's food. We mean you, Michael!"
Considering how often he must do this, you would think they would put a lid on the tank. They can't enjoy cleaning up the water Kevin drips everywhere.
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Wife? Thought it was a male that likes wearing pink.
@@Kramado2395😐😑😐
@@Kramado2395 "to force the mother to give up her food" was a clue
Im glad the bunny is still alive
M O U T H
It's another bunny
All rabbits look the same to you, huh?
MOUTH
But likely homeless.
"WHY DID YOU EVEN ORDER A SALAD?! YOU HATE SALADS!"
Gets me everytime
Gives me Spongebob pistachio kid vibes
I love this new audio track thing! It's so nice to hear it in german and french
Man if otters had divorce laws, that mama is gonna get custody of the kid 100%
Not if they hold the kids ransom over that.
Or the judge’s kid
Damn, too bad divorce is illegal in Otterland.
Nah micheal is going tonhild the judge's kid for ransom
Plot twist the kid likes being in the water that’s why he seems so chill
Micheal is that one guy who eats everyone’s food but doesn’t share.
FR
):
Lemme introduce myself
He's the guy who goes "can I have a zip/taste" and takes the full plate or downs like half the drink if you let him.
fr hate people like that you want some of my food we are going to have to let me take a bite once too lol
“Daddy why did you eat my fries.”
- some vampire queen
Best comment
daddy, why did you eat my fries
i bought them, and they were mine
but you ate them, yeah you ate my fries
and i cried, but you didnt see my cry
🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
daddy, do you even love me
well i wish you would show it, cause i wouldnt know it
🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
what kind of dad eats his daughters fries
and doesnt look her in her eyes, daddy there were tears there, if you saw them would you even care?🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
@@senpai_mangue6141the fact that I remember each line after all these years- 💀
Don't get it 🤔😐
@@senpai_mangue6141 doesn't make any sense YOOOOOO
When she said ‘all you do is eat the croutons!’ I felt that.
The mom putting her face in her palms at the end was hilariously sad. Holding your son for ransom… at his birthday party? 😂😂😂
That's the father doing it. He traded his hamburger and fries for the kids' salad. Mom's not even there.😮
That's not the Mom.
The mother is absent here. She probably went out for some milk and a pack of cigarettes.
Also because he's gonna do it again to have her piece of the cake.
Wait the pink shirt otter’s a girl? Why does it sound like a man
@@mRahman92 I see two dads here
People named Michael aren't usually the nicest on birthdays, especially to the birthday boy
can confirm, iv'e seen one end up in the hospital....in a coma
@@pranavsuresh6808 I've seen someone.... lose their frontal lobe to a Michael on their birthday
Thats EXACTLY the moral of this story! 100 points!
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well i can't escape fnaf , not even on someone's else's channel
Michael’s gonna want that cake too…
😟
Which one 😏
@@legotaro6432sussy
He meant the kid’s birthday cake, you goobers.
@@katiemagonia-green6876 he wants the kid's cake? that's kind of messed up...
"vos solo te comés la palta". "Se dice aguacate vieja tonota".🗣️🔥
buscaba este comentario
"All you do is eat the croutons!"
I feel attacked lmao
I'm guilty myself I load my salads with croutons there was a brand that I can't find anymore tasted like grilled cheese was awesome 😂
SAME LMAO
Why not just order the croutons in a bowl?
@@Zane-It need those veggies 😅
@@queeffairy dude just mash up some tomatoes into a paste and put that on your croutons with some cheese and boom you get your veggie and some nutrition as well
I don't know what's concerning the fact that he immediately just put his son in the lobster tank. Or the fact that he does this every time they go out. 😂
Both
_"Why did you even ORDER a salad?? You HATE salads!!"_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
id stop taking him out
This is an animated short. Its his first time doing anything
@@joshuamoua9226 🤓☝️
Good to see the bunny changing careers to run away from that chipmunk
YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE!
MOUTH
MMMMMOUTHHH
"mouth."
This was the first vid I watched from y’all, hope you guys keep making these great animations :D
Michael then proceeded to celebrate his incredible victory by cherishing his hard earned fry during the next couple of hours
Fact. Bro was just holding it and staring at it lol
And you know Michael still expects a “worlds best dad” mug for Father’s Day.
And if he doesn't get it...
Wife: SON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE HIM THE MUG BEFORE HE SHOOTS MY BRAINS O- 🎉
And if he doesn't get it...
Wife: SON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE HIM THE MUG BEFORE HE-🎉
Michael Afton as an adult about to give his son the same treatment he gave his little brother
I would legit watch an entite show like this. You should make 15 min episodes
yes, he should.
Me too
Are you going to pay the creator to make such a time-consuming product?
@@inacattthey could monitze it
It’s not that easy bro
Im with Michael I always ask my mom if i can have some croutons whenever she gets a salad
You can see him smiling after getting fries, he looked so satisfied. Otter life is so tough on lil Kevin
I like how the lobsters were ready for the baby too🦞 😂
The song in the background is called “ruthless desire” which sums up the otter dad’s behavior perfectly.
That’s actually really clever
:O
Thank you
Otter dynasty on Max
Thank you! I appreciate you saying what song this is.
Sounds like Michael does this every time because he secretly wants her to eat more salads 😅
You try to drown one kid and suddenly everyone's on to you calling mean names like "a bad father" or "I'm calling CPS"
Those clowns just don't now comedy these days. The other day I was chased down the street by some dudes in blue for "throwing a grenad into an orphanage"
@@joeysmith7296 I know right, the other day I was walking down the street and people just kept shouting, absurd things too like "How could you", "He had a family" and "That was a children's hospital" like some people just need to chill
@@towerofgodfan4107 Real, they run to their twitters after they see just a little senseless and comedic killing, modern society am I right?
In my experience when someone tries and fails to drown you, you're the one getting in trouble.
@@Phosphorus116because you ruined the prank bro.
Another fun fact: Our Kevin the otter plush is officially available to order here! www.makeship.com/products/kevin-plush
Bro really sacrificing the child to the Lobster Gods 🦞🤣
I'm still bummed that I missed the Batrick plush :/
THAT IS THE CUTEST PLUSHIE EVER KEVIN IS SO CUTE
Pin this!😊
Me too! I’m really hoping they do another run 🖤🦇🖤
What a memorable 5th birthday 🎈 🦦
The kid the whole time: 🫥 "tuesdays"
But it happens every time they go out. It’s a thing they do.
Mm yes the kid was a box the whole time
@@IgnoredAdviceProductions a questionable box.
Fello android users 🗿
Mightve been evry birthday 😂😂😂
The fact that Michael could've ordered a side of fries instead of a salad if he wanted to, but chose the salad instead makes me think he did that on purpose just so he could have an excuse to drown Kevin.
Clearly he's still mad at his son for taking too long to find the fire extinguisher while he was being nearly burned to death.
Damn...
@@hansFem-cw6gp LOL! Good one!
Honestly I think it was his subliminal messaging she needed a salad and whatever she was getting is what tastes best 😂
No, he just wants his wife to lose weight
Or maybe he wanted her to eat the salad all along
Oh nooo, water.. the place i like being.. and lobsters, the things I like eating..
I'm pretty sure you don't eat live lobsters.
@@KitKatNisa me, no. but otters, yes.
The absolute determination on his face
I mean, chances are he had this happen to him numerous times, so they're all probably dealing with either some trauma or an inside male joke.
KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW
Kevin being more stressed about grabbing the fire extinguisher than getting drowned really says a lot about Lebron’s legacy
Oh, wait that explains so much… Kevin didn’t get the fire extinguisher on purpose! He’s always getting drowned by Michael, it’d be poetic irony if Michael died by fire… What we saw was Kevin’s distress at realizing what a dark choice he had made…
hey. What
Male otters and Male dolphins are the real villains of the ocean.
Male dolphins have been know to grape female swimmers. They have a bone in their junk, swim suit doesn't stop em.
@@joeyboudreaux8504 they mostly do that to fish but yeah i guess bring up the most niche and shocking example instead of the thing they actually rape all the time
@@joeyboudreaux8504 and each other!!! male otters will also grape otter pups.
@@play-fool most animals will grape each other! male sharks forcefully mate females by holding them down and taking turns mating with her. i’m not sure if it’s all species, but i do remember seeing a video of it happening.
it’s important to remember that they are animals, and do not have human morals. there is no concept of r4pe or murder in the animal kingdom.
@@joeyboudreaux8504it’s only considered r4pe to us. animals don’t have any concept of it!
The baby is so calm and tender, moving his little legs in the lobster tank 🤣🥰
This was actually sad to watch, poor mother otter 💀
Until you realise its a kink game, she instigated.
So stressed that she lost her whiskers as the cake was coming
Any particular reason you think the deep voiced otter is female?
They have feminine voice actors on the channel...
@@the_last_balladBecause of the caption on the short
@@the_last_balladbro really thought they had a gotcha moment but forgot about the title
Otters are adorable sociopaths.
Fun Fact: River Otters even make the most cutest little noises as a pack of them proceed to rip an entire crocodile to shreds, how adorable!
In Chinese slang they are sometimes refered to as water demons.
@@lolasdm6959 Why am I not surprised?
@@ThePhoenixAscendant Yeah they are rumoured to drag human children into water to eat, I think it's possible if it's some toddler.
@@lolasdm6959 if that were the case I'd hope it was only to eat them...
That kids like
“Micheal, DONT LEAVE ME HERE! MICHEAL!!!!”
Hello fellow FNaF Fan! 👋
@@S_TheTrashPanda hello another fnaf fellow 👋
@@mimikyugames Hello!
"HELP MEEE-"
*"ARGHAAGHRGA-"*
I'm just imagining if the octonauts reacted to this short Shellington would say something like: "yeah, I remember that day"
"WHY DID YOU EVEN ORDER A SALAD YOU HATE SALADS"
Damn thank you for quoting the fuckin video holy shit i did not know what was being said...
@@Chuckysta oh my god thank you so much for describing what i typed into the comment section very helpful tysm
@@seeagle.- holy shit, thanks for explaining what's going on in the comments
@@The14Coreholy shit, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by not paying.
Holy shit, this is so meta…😮
A group of lobsters is called a risk. I can't believe how often this is correlated to seemingly non aquatic situations.
Google says a group of lobsters is called a pod
@@DemoOfAHuman I think it should be called a crustqueasian, or a bisquness, or a pinchfest, but when I looked into it it was called a risk. A risquness would even have been better, than visualizing being eaten by lobsters if the risk was too big.
@@DemoOfAHuman dolphins and whales are pods. Ladybugs are a loveliness. I like things like this, I'll Go get lost on research I think.
Weird, depending what the group of lobsters is doing, a risk, a pod, a team, a consortium, and a parade.
@@alexwelts2553 A CONSORTIUM! 😂
"All you do is eat the croutons"
Bro is litteraly me fr
Damn you also threaten to murder ur own child for some food
@@flowersent9614yeah
Bruh I’m literally the opposite of that
A little while ago i sleep walked to the TV, sat on the couch, turned this on. I’m not sure how long I was there. I remember waking up in confusion.
Poor Kevin... just hanging out as a hostage for the sake of french fries, on his birthday. Also, it is good to know that the bunny survived the mob.
The way the baby otter started to instinctively kick his feet when they entered the water was so cute despite the context 😭
“Why’d you order a salad? All you do is eat the croutons!”
Real
because he ordered her the salad.
michael is not a good husband.
@@McGillus him* there are no women in that family…I mean, you can tell that’s a male voice. And if they wanted it to be a hetero couple, they would’ve had a female voice the pink-sweatered otter like they do for other females in other skits.
@@billyblastoff you sound really insecure when you say stuff like this billy.
@@billyblastoff boy I hate to break it to you but men have been playing women's roles in media for thousands of years...
It says "mother" in the caption, too.
@@billyblastoffIt’s her. The description says that male sea otters hold baby otters underwater to force the MOTHER to give up food. Also there are almost no female voices in any of the shorts. Most characters are played by the same guy. The guy that voices the mother also voices Michael too as well as a rabbit, ferret, rat, snake, etc. They avoid the need of female voices by using primarily male characters. As for the existing female characters, they are either not heard like Lisa the hedgehog or are played by the same guy just with a very high-pitched tone, like the frog lady from short #4.
One of my favourites of all time. The eyebrows, the menace, the (not-so-) passive aggressive dad, the fact it’s the kit’s birthday 😢😂.
Anyway, how come all the lobsters are red and alive?!
Lobsters are made fresh they start to go bad as soon as they die
@ I thought lobsters only turned red when cooked (something to do with the blue/green pigment being destroyed similar to but not exactly like autumn leaves)…
Yes this is my favorite short of all time! Mostly because it’s got two dads, and it’s just one of the funniest ones to me ahahah!
Its the last two "Michael" for me. The last one has such emotion.
I can't 😂
Moral of the Story: Michael gets what he wants.
well as long as he doesnt over do it...^^cause if he loses that bargening chip.....all haaaail is gonna break lose :P
If you want something, drown a kid
Except for a fire extinguisher 🧯
@@mxvrdahegaouwu7577which rock was it again?
@@whywouldyoucarehe can make more bargaining chips
“All you do is eat the croutons” 😂
holy moly the likes…
I felt the pain in his voice when he said that...
@@sanshbros7962 thanks for reminding me of this comment :)
literally me
That’s what I do😭😭
@@sanshbros7962he?
I LOVE the spanish latam dub 😂❤
He didn't order a salad for himself. He ordered it for her 😭
They're gay
@@zikkreal "to force the mother"... the voice actor is just a guy
@@zikkreal spoiler alert: gay otters don't have pups. Pups are actually raised by single moms.
@@zikkreal nobody gives a damn if they're gay
@@zikkrealEven assuming they were in a relationship like that, "mother x son" isn’t how homosexuality works. That’s how Alabama works.
Bro really sacrificing the child to the Lobster Gods 🦞🤣
The Leviathan Lobster God will be pleased
whahahaha🤣
Praise Jibbers!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS, CHILD FOR THE LOBSTER GODS
"What is dead may never die!!!!!"
Iykyk ;-)
Reminds me of mother bears who teach their children to climb trees by scaring them to death, but will do so to keep them away from their father.
their...?
@@Turagrongwhat are you questioning about this?
@@TuragrongYou don't know how plural pronoun works? 🤔
@@Turagrongdo you know what pronouns are? They’re not new.
@@thaloblue when the retard tiktokers try and correct someone
This man let’s me learn some of the craziest things about animals… and I’m 100% here for it 😂❤
Both this channel and Casual Geographic.
The blank stare on the kid otters face is everything😂
Micheal is gonna wonder why his kid doesn't visit him as a grown up
oh he will...you dont really know how parent child trauma works huh? Im visiting my mom multiple times a year too...
@@whywouldyoucareDo you lower her into the tub?
@@TaLeng2023 no like all of them i h8 silently and pretend everything is fine. Because talking about it is impossible with her.
@@TaLeng2023 see the thing is...theyre still your mom or dad. You never have ONLY bad moments. Thats why its such a hard trauma to overcome. Cause theyre still family...and you only got one of those.
@@whywouldyoucareid beg to differ
That child is traumatized
Nah he already knows that happens a lot
I assume this is regular friday for that kid.
The water was cold, that's all.
@@jefferyhanderson7849nah Michael has done this for the last four birthdays
I love the lobsters immediate excitement to see the kid in their tank
Can you imagine that it was behind the fish tank😂
Michael really wanted those fries.
Edit:I don't wanna be that guy so I wont
Edit2.0:you see the joke is since I'm saying I don't want to be that guy I am being that guy because the guy im talking about is the person who talks about the likes so the joke is that I don't want to be that guy but by editing it i am that guy now please let me sleep😭
He wanted it so badly
He would kill for fries
And the burger, apparently. 😂
He wanted the whole thing 😭
Maybe he wanted her to eat salad?😂😂😂
“ All you do is eat the croutons” Got me dying
Me too
Hey he got her to eat a salad instead lol
Some people like to control their spouses weight
The dramatic violin is perfect.
what does it called ?
Ruthless desire by Samuel karl bohn @@enervarex6701
@@enervarex6701 "Light of the seven" from Game of Thrones
“All you do is it eat the croutons!”
The way she said that sounded so distressed