@@DefinitelyNotAFerretI bet you could, but..the croutons are nothing without the dressing and at least a piece of lettuce. I’m probably about to make my second salad thanks to this short, smh.
This is why female otters usually remove themselves from other otters until their babies are developed enough to dive and or protect themselves. Usually leave them hidden on land or floating in water
@@Cygnus0lor Why is it that people like you feel the need to defecate on another's appreciation? Is it some contempt for another person's joy? It's suggestive that you're a miserable c*** and perhaps you should just stfu if you've got nothing nice to say.
@@wyettastone I think it should be called a crustqueasian, or a bisquness, or a pinchfest, but when I looked into it it was called a risk. A risquness would even have been better, than visualizing being eaten by lobsters if the risk was too big.
@@joeyboudreaux8504 they mostly do that to fish but yeah i guess bring up the most niche and shocking example instead of the thing they actually rape all the time
@@play-fool most animals will grape each other! male sharks forcefully mate females by holding them down and taking turns mating with her. i’m not sure if it’s all species, but i do remember seeing a video of it happening. it’s important to remember that they are animals, and do not have human morals. there is no concept of r4pe or murder in the animal kingdom.
This is hilarious, the fact that the mom is a male voice, that Michael doesn’t talk but mean business, and that the kid has no idea what’s going on on his birthday but looks down at the rank of lobsters and starts swimming his feet
@@cyberwarlord7363 so he had this planned from the get go lol 😂! But it would still be nonsensical to do this if it was in a restaurant setting assuming mom paid for the eldest pup's (unless that's the dad to begin with 💀) food to begin with 😅. Like hell I'm gonna order just a salad UNLESS it was a LOADED one 🤣🥗!
@@TheMeloettaful Pretty sure that's the Dad As the fact is that Male Otters hold the Pups ransom underwater until the Female gives up her food. It's basically the Dad Otter dominating his mate by threatening their children
Sea Otters came into being when God woke up one day and said “hmm… I wonder how far I can push an animal’s pretty-privilege? Like, it’ll do the most absolutely heinous shit, and humans will still love it for being so cute.”
@@PureCurebyFaithWhat? I mean, Im a Christian too and your right, but is this really the time for this? Like, this has nothing to do with what the OP said asside from the word "message". Again, love what your doing, but this isnt really the time for it.
The older I get and the longer I am a cook the more I hate two things with a passion 1 à la carte style venues, like they throw out 90% of the French stuff but kept THAT of all things and 2 front of the house requesting a dish that’s got a hot and a cold element to it, desert more often than not which is the big closing item, can have one of the largest profit margins and be the most memorable part of the meal to only then have the person wander off when Iam done making it, resulting in it being ruined. By god that drives me nuts almost as much as cheap ice cream does. If places went with the Table d'hôte and with a automatic minimum gratuity life would be so much better. Sorry to rant just know you have my sympathy, I don’t even count places that do stuff like Olive Garden as real cooking and are a plague on the culinary world and mankind in general so staff being made shells is hardly shocking but still regrettable.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusI thank you for your service. I've had a lot of jobs but I've avoided being a server because I know I wouldn't be the same afterwards.
@@maybemablemaples2144 I don’t blame you in the least, thank you too. The dehumanizing people do of front of the house combined with the unreasonable expectations they bring with them makes me want to get violent most days. I was working from 4 am to midnight at one point. I am gonna kick the bucket much faster from my time in high end service industries and I genuinely don’t recommend it to people to get into. So you’re smart to avoid it.
Well they've not eaten anything for about a year at that point. That's also why you don't have to worry about poop in your lobster unless it was caught withing the past few days. They will absolutely cannibalize each other in those tanks if given the chance
@@victorkreig6089You are literally watching an animated shorts about animals having human traits, or are you telling me that otters go to the restaurant in the wild?
@@victorkreig6089 Your argument is what's embarrassing. It would take genuine effort and forethought to make this skit any more anthropomorphic. Saying that isn't what's being displayed is literally the dumbest thing I've read this week. Possibly this month, but... if so, I think I need to take that as a sign that I should spend less time on RUclips.
This is perfect. The way the husband just glared with direct eye contact and the violins as he slowly lowered the baby into the lobster tank who just paddles his little feet as if it's just normal.
There should be a sign on that lobster tank stating "Please don't threaten to drown your child in the lobster tank for your wife's food. We mean you, Michael!"
Considering how often he must do this, you would think they would put a lid on the tank. They can't enjoy cleaning up the water Kevin drips everywhere.
The way the kid notices he is slowly being lowered in, so decides to make the best of it by kicking his little feet around is too cute and hilarious for words.
I love how at the end the wife is on the verge of a breakdown, the husband is on his phone, and the kid is just soaked looking as if this is a daily occurrence
daddy, why did you eat my fries i bought them, and they were mine but you ate them, yeah you ate my fries and i cried, but you didnt see my cry 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 daddy, do you even love me well i wish you would show it, cause i wouldnt know it 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 what kind of dad eats his daughters fries and doesnt look her in her eyes, daddy there were tears there, if you saw them would you even care?🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
I don't know what's concerning the fact that he immediately just put his son in the lobster tank. Or the fact that he does this every time they go out. 😂
Those clowns just don't now comedy these days. The other day I was chased down the street by some dudes in blue for "throwing a grenad into an orphanage"
@@joeysmith7296 I know right, the other day I was walking down the street and people just kept shouting, absurd things too like "How could you", "He had a family" and "That was a children's hospital" like some people just need to chill
Michael really wanted those fries. Edit:I don't wanna be that guy so I wont Edit2.0:you see the joke is since I'm saying I don't want to be that guy I am being that guy because the guy im talking about is the person who talks about the likes so the joke is that I don't want to be that guy but by editing it i am that guy now please let me sleep😭
@@queeffairy dude just mash up some tomatoes into a paste and put that on your croutons with some cheese and boom you get your veggie and some nutrition as well
Sometimes I forget that Kevin is from these shorts so there's just a moment where I'm staring at my Kevin plushie wondering why it's so incredibly similar
“ALL U DO IS EAT THE CROUTONS” basically describes my childhood * goes to notifications sees it’s at 11 likes :)* *goes to sleep * *wakes up * * goes to make coffee and checks phone* * sees 829 likes* WHAt THE FU-! Wow so many likes :)
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Trauma therapists are probably one of the most lucrative careers in the otter community.
Its even more lucrative in Quokka communities. The moms will literally leave the baby behind to escape predators.
It’s true.
Coyote robber: give me your wallet.
Quokka mom: AHHHHHHH! *unlatches baby harness and runs*
Well that would explain Samurott's Dark type.
You mean, being a therapist is an _otter-ly lucrative_ business to them...
The sheer distress and concern in “All you do is eat the croutons!“ is peak voice acting
I wonder if there’s a restaurant where you can just order a bowl of croutons
@@DefinitelyNotAFerretI bet you could, but..the croutons are nothing without the dressing and at least a piece of lettuce.
I’m probably about to make my second salad thanks to this short, smh.
Its salad @@Atetrigrams
@@mrs.shortcakestrawberries2557 indeed.
@@DefinitelyNotAFerretjust buy croutons
This is why female otters usually remove themselves from other otters until their babies are developed enough to dive and or protect themselves. Usually leave them hidden on land or floating in water
That's sad wth male otters are assholes
It’s an otter eat otter world out there.
@@rachelhoward1970 I love this reply 😭
@@shareeve7597 I had a stroke comprehending whatever tf this means
@Allah_Loves_Forgives_and_Saves and what?
I love this so much more because you're making satire of *actual* animal behaviour but dramatizing it with human values. Marvellous, thank you. c:
Thanks for explaining the entire ideology of the channel. I, as the plebeian that I am could not understand it alone.
@@Cygnus0lor and thanks for showing me why people don't directly tell others exactly what they really like about things.
Bro you literally typed the definition of Anthropomorphism.
@@Cygnus0lor Why is it that people like you feel the need to defecate on another's appreciation? Is it some contempt for another person's joy? It's suggestive that you're a miserable c*** and perhaps you should just stfu if you've got nothing nice to say.
@@populuseuphratica8791 Yes, I like using little words so that I'm not misinterpreted by the troglodytes...
Oh man the kid is such a mood. He's like "yep, another day another ransom. Time to start waddling in the tank, I guess."
He has a name its kevin
😆
@@joshuam-vn9rd😆😏
@mrclueuin it is though there's another short with him in it and he is called Kevin
He's probably friends with the lobsters at this point.
It isn't even the kid's birthday, Michael just really wanted some cake.
I think it was the kids birthday not the dad
@@Nitro89 I never implied it was the dad's birthday.
He actually just did the same thing with the waiter and threatened to put the kid under water until they promised to get him cake 🤷🏻♀️
@@Nitro89you have to be a child lmao or illiterate because how did you get that information from that sentence
😂😂😂
A group of lobsters is called a risk. I can't believe how often this is correlated to seemingly non aquatic situations.
Google says a group of lobsters is called a pod
@@wyettastone I think it should be called a crustqueasian, or a bisquness, or a pinchfest, but when I looked into it it was called a risk. A risquness would even have been better, than visualizing being eaten by lobsters if the risk was too big.
@@wyettastone dolphins and whales are pods. Ladybugs are a loveliness. I like things like this, I'll Go get lost on research I think.
Weird, depending what the group of lobsters is doing, a risk, a pod, a team, a consortium, and a parade.
@@alexwelts2553 A CONSORTIUM! 😂
otters cuddling is always so cute and calming, and then they turn around and do all kinds of fucked up shit
"MICHAEL YOU DO THIS EVERYTIME" 💀
Hahahaha
lmao
What a fantastic woke quote and video. Now give me 1k likes it’s finally time since I deserve it.
@@Golems_wrathwhat?
@@roxas5071 These mfs are just on some bullshittery don't given them attention
The kid is so used to it 😂
lol, that's my favorite part. The kid just paddling his feet.
I mean, he *should* be used to it, he's an otter for crying out loud.
@@Devin-hg8cq you don’t get use to being drowned. If she doesn’t give the food they actually will kill the baby
Thats what i was thinking
@@jimmyc42x ….. that makes zero sense. The father was drowning the pup to get food. You think otters breathe water?
Male otters and Male dolphins are the real villains of the ocean.
Male dolphins have been know to grape female swimmers. They have a bone in their junk, swim suit doesn't stop em.
@@joeyboudreaux8504 they mostly do that to fish but yeah i guess bring up the most niche and shocking example instead of the thing they actually rape all the time
@@joeyboudreaux8504 and each other!!! male otters will also grape otter pups.
@@play-fool most animals will grape each other! male sharks forcefully mate females by holding them down and taking turns mating with her. i’m not sure if it’s all species, but i do remember seeing a video of it happening.
it’s important to remember that they are animals, and do not have human morals. there is no concept of r4pe or murder in the animal kingdom.
@@joeyboudreaux8504it’s only considered r4pe to us. animals don’t have any concept of it!
Michael then proceeded to celebrate his incredible victory by cherishing his hard earned fry during the next couple of hours
Fact. Bro was just holding it and staring at it lol
I like how the kid starts to paddle when they get put into the water.
Me too it's like it's a normal occurrence to him
Kid is in on the job to get food
Here b4 its too comment :)
@@jimsmith3715 hate to break it to you, the dad isn't gonna share the french fry.
The lobsters start to pinch as he lowers as well.
It's literally the kid's birthday, and his dad is there dunking him into a lobster tank for French fries.
Like a father should
*When you realize he has 2 dads
@@Choco_paz wut?
@@Choco_paz what
@@Choco_pazIt's the mother, the title literally says the male is requesting food from the mother
A mother goes through SO MUCH 😂❤❤❤
I love the lobsters immediate excitement to see the kid in their tank
Double fact!
Baby sea otter are so buoyant its practically impossible for them to sink or dive
Triple fact!
Sea otters are known to rape and kill seal pups
Don't believe me just watch-
@@Row_dog’cause uptown funk gon’ give it to ya
@@junethanoschurchill6750 Haven't heard that in a while.
@@junethanoschurchill6750i love you for thus
The fact that this was the child’s birthday dinner made me bust out laughing
Man this guy almost gave the child otter the bite of 87 treatment
I mean... Otters love shellfish. That Lobster was perfect for the kid. Still moving too!
You wouldn't be if you saw this happening in the wild
@@demongodking6681 his name is even Michael
@@wildfire9280 Michael Afton as an adult about to give his son the same treatment he gave his little brother
THE PAIN IN ‘All you do is eat the croutons!’-
The mom putting her face in her palms at the end was hilariously sad. Holding your son for ransom… at his birthday party? 😂😂😂
Kid: **silently acquires trauma**
KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW
Poor Kevin
He got a lobster out of it so it’s fine
First the 3/8 tool now this
nah he's chill like that
The little kicking of his legs, I oddly find that adorable
I otterly find that adorable
@@lucidwitch9738 otterly
its also just a reaction for an otter once their feet are in water haha
@@FrisibleConfusion
--> Joke
YOU
I find that otterly adorable* ;)
This is hilarious, the fact that the mom is a male voice, that Michael doesn’t talk but mean business, and that the kid has no idea what’s going on on his birthday but looks down at the rank of lobsters and starts swimming his feet
Yeah. They're two dads.
People are gay, Steven
@@EdwinMaarleveldlol read the description, it’s a mother otter
the absolute brainworms to percieve this as anything else but a man voice acting for a mother.
@@HoodedLunar dude, its obviously a gay couple, and im a trump voter, you may have those worms
As a “Michael” that just started to eat more salads, this is oddly relatable.
hi
"Why did you even order a salad, u hate salad 💀 "
Obvious answers. It was for her....
“All you do is eat the croutons” 💀
@@cyberwarlord7363 so he had this planned from the get go lol 😂! But it would still be nonsensical to do this if it was in a restaurant setting assuming mom paid for the eldest pup's (unless that's the dad to begin with 💀) food to begin with 😅. Like hell I'm gonna order just a salad UNLESS it was a LOADED one 🤣🥗!
@@TheMeloettaful
Pretty sure that's the Dad
As the fact is that Male Otters hold the Pups ransom underwater until the Female gives up her food.
It's basically the Dad Otter dominating his mate by threatening their children
@@shelbybayer200 Dads are always ridiculous
"The pinch of '87" 💀
I love that these reflect real behaviours that happen in nature
damn you are so smart
This is basically a core memory from my childhood frame by frame.
You're dad put you in a lobster tank????
You had people come up to you and sang happy birthday on your 5th birthday after just being dunked in the lobster tank?
@@robbinormaza9932Yep, he ate all the croutons too!
Are you an otter?
Are you real?
the little leggy flaps he does is so adorable 😭😭😭
Leg flaps *
@@Onnamusicleggy flaps*
@@egchamaleg flaps* /j
@@SomeBoyHereleggy flaps*
Leg flappys *
“Fine you win Micheal!, have a French fry!” *micheal death staring the mom while dipping the child* “OH MY GOD! MICHEAL STOP!”
Poor Kevin he needs a bit a therapy and hugs a lot of hugs
No joke. Sea otters are some of the most terrifying amoral little things mother nature's test kitchen ever came up with.
Makes sense, they are a mustelid.
And then there are dolphins who actively.. you know what, just ... just looking up
Sea Otters came into being when God woke up one day and said “hmm… I wonder how far I can push an animal’s pretty-privilege? Like, it’ll do the most absolutely heinous shit, and humans will still love it for being so cute.”
Mustelids are cute and incredibly based.
@@cookingwithtabithaThat explains everything.
Micheal isn’t really wanting the fries he wants to send the message
O he wants the burger!
The message that he's a POS. Male otters suck lol
It's not about the French fries it's about sending a message
Everyone drowns.
@@PureCurebyFaithWhat? I mean, Im a Christian too and your right, but is this really the time for this? Like, this has nothing to do with what the OP said asside from the word "message". Again, love what your doing, but this isnt really the time for it.
And this isn't even the worst thing male otters do
I love how the lobsters are reaching out for the kid 😂
I appreciate the hollow happybirthday song from the employees really captures how soulless restaurant work is for the minimum wage guy.
The older I get and the longer I am a cook the more I hate two things with a passion 1 à la carte style venues, like they throw out 90% of the French stuff but kept THAT of all things and 2 front of the house requesting a dish that’s got a hot and a cold element to it, desert more often than not which is the big closing item, can have one of the largest profit margins and be the most memorable part of the meal to only then have the person wander off when Iam done making it, resulting in it being ruined.
By god that drives me nuts almost as much as cheap ice cream does. If places went with the Table d'hôte and with a automatic minimum gratuity life would be so much better.
Sorry to rant just know you have my sympathy, I don’t even count places that do stuff like Olive Garden as real cooking and are a plague on the culinary world and mankind in general so staff being made shells is hardly shocking but still regrettable.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusI thank you for your service. I've had a lot of jobs but I've avoided being a server because I know I wouldn't be the same afterwards.
@@maybemablemaples2144
I don’t blame you in the least, thank you too. The dehumanizing people do of front of the house combined with the unreasonable expectations they bring with them makes me want to get violent most days. I was working from 4 am to midnight at one point. I am gonna kick the bucket much faster from my time in high end service industries and I genuinely don’t recommend it to people to get into.
So you’re smart to avoid it.
Or maybe they're just trying to recover from what they just witnessed. 🤣
Yeah that's why i dont bother tipping anymore, they're giving mw the same shit service regardless.
Maybe Michael's still sore that Kevin took so long to get the fire extinguisher
Buhahha😂
Maybe Kevin got the flint.
THE 3'8s!
😂😂😂
in my defence, i am an otter
I love that they portrayed the otters with the French fry conundrum many human relationships struggle with 😂
i am neither a male nor an otter but i would totally do that for food
My new knowledge of this fact has forever changed my marriage and parenting style. Thank you NaturalHabitatShorts for opening my eyes.
... Do you... Have you done this??
@HumbleDial You haven’t?
@@HumbleDial Desperate times call for desperate measures…
@@HumbleDial Why else would you have children aside from bargaining chips?
I take it you've been banned from all of the nearby seafood restaurants by now? XD
I love the lobsters noticing the lowering and perking up like they're ravenous little sea-bugs about to get their dinner.
"THE ONE WHO CRUNCHES US IS DEFENSELESS. HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED."
Well they've not eaten anything for about a year at that point. That's also why you don't have to worry about poop in your lobster unless it was caught withing the past few days. They will absolutely cannibalize each other in those tanks if given the chance
@redjoker365 that's why they have rubber bands on their claws
They're literally ravenous little sea bugs, lol
@@redjoker365 okay I went to look it up and it's absolutely INSANE that lobsters can and will actually survive for a year without food
Haha the baby otter instinctually starts to paddle.
The Child after Dad dropped him in: MICHAEL! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
/ref
Reminds me of mother bears who teach their children to climb trees by scaring them to death, but will do so to keep them away from their father.
their...?
@@Turagrongwhat are you questioning about this?
@@TuragrongYou don't know how plural pronoun works? 🤔
@@Turagrongdo you know what pronouns are? They’re not new.
@@thaloblue when the retard tiktokers try and correct someone
What a lovely totally not toxic relationship they have
Well, as it’s common for male otters to be god damn psycho paths, then yes, it actually is xD
@@victorkreig6089 go touch grass
@@victorkreig6089You are literally watching an animated shorts about animals having human traits, or are you telling me that otters go to the restaurant in the wild?
@VatisTheBard that isn't at all what's being displayed
@@victorkreig6089 Your argument is what's embarrassing. It would take genuine effort and forethought to make this skit any more anthropomorphic.
Saying that isn't what's being displayed is literally the dumbest thing I've read this week. Possibly this month, but... if so, I think I need to take that as a sign that I should spend less time on RUclips.
The fact he started wiggling hia flippers is just so cute😂
I love how the little brother’s not even phased 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Son
This is perfect. The way the husband just glared with direct eye contact and the violins as he slowly lowered the baby into the lobster tank who just paddles his little feet as if it's just normal.
Cuz it's very normal..... For otters
The music is from Game of Thrones.
When you hear "The Rains of Castamere" you know it's about to go down.
there name is kevin
What gets me is how the lobsters wave their little pincers.
"I know who's eating, and it ain't not me." 🦞
There should be a sign on that lobster tank stating "Please don't threaten to drown your child in the lobster tank for your wife's food. We mean you, Michael!"
Considering how often he must do this, you would think they would put a lid on the tank. They can't enjoy cleaning up the water Kevin drips everywhere.
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Wife? Thought it was a male that likes wearing pink.
@@markperez1375😐😑😐
@@markperez1375 "to force the mother to give up her food" was a clue
Wow what a father. And on his birthday.
You know he wants stuff that bad when the violin song from the boys season 2 starts playing
The way the kid notices he is slowly being lowered in, so decides to make the best of it by kicking his little feet around is too cute and hilarious for words.
Fr tho
I love how at the end the wife is on the verge of a breakdown, the husband is on his phone, and the kid is just soaked looking as if this is a daily occurrence
the wife? wherez the wife? /j
it's a fry lol
That's a french fry 😂
Y isn't this comment more popular
let's not forget there is also a lobster on the table, which means the kid was dunked further and one of the lobster got to him.
Easiest claw machine I've ever seen
The otter way of telling your wife she needs to get on a diet.😂😂😂
Yup I was confused too. Its two males, even though that’s not possible, copulation wise.
Im glad the bunny is still alive
M O U T H
It's another bunny
All rabbits look the same to you, huh?
MOUTH
But likely homeless.
Man if otters had divorce laws, that mama is gonna get custody of the kid 100%
Not if they hold the kids ransom over that.
Or the judge’s kid
Damn, too bad divorce is illegal in Otterland.
Nah micheal is going tonhild the judge's kid for ransom
Plot twist the kid likes being in the water that’s why he seems so chill
I love the game of thrones BGM haha❤
The lobsters tho 💀
“Daddy why did you eat my fries.”
- some vampire queen
Best comment
daddy, why did you eat my fries
i bought them, and they were mine
but you ate them, yeah you ate my fries
and i cried, but you didnt see my cry
🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
daddy, do you even love me
well i wish you would show it, cause i wouldnt know it
🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
what kind of dad eats his daughters fries
and doesnt look her in her eyes, daddy there were tears there, if you saw them would you even care?🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
@@senpai_mangue6141the fact that I remember each line after all these years- 💀
Don't get it 🤔😐
@@senpai_mangue6141 doesn't make any sense YOOOOOO
People named Michael aren't usually the nicest on birthdays, especially to the birthday boy
can confirm, iv'e seen one end up in the hospital....in a coma
@@pranavsuresh6808 I've seen someone.... lose their frontal lobe to a Michael on their birthday
Thats EXACTLY the moral of this story! 100 points!
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well i can't escape fnaf , not even on someone's else's channel
I love the fact that it's two "otters" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The little kid did not understand that he was legit about to get drowned
The little feet kicks while the kid just accepted his fate was adorable! 😅
You've got a new subscriber.
Otter instincts.
KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW
It's like he's trying to swim!
@@djneonreaper4990 It reminds me of when you hold a puppy over water and they just start swimming in the air. 😄
@@Kluh__ exactly my thoughts!
I don't know what's concerning the fact that he immediately just put his son in the lobster tank. Or the fact that he does this every time they go out. 😂
Both
_"Why did you even ORDER a salad?? You HATE salads!!"_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
id stop taking him out
This is an animated short. Its his first time doing anything
@@joshuamoua9226 🤓☝️
Lmao this was funnier than it needed to be and the balloons and singers at the end set me over the edge
“Why’d you even order a salad! You hate salads! All you do is eat the croutons!”
I will be quoting this from now on
You try to drown one kid and suddenly everyone's on to you calling mean names like "a bad father" or "I'm calling CPS"
Those clowns just don't now comedy these days. The other day I was chased down the street by some dudes in blue for "throwing a grenad into an orphanage"
@@joeysmith7296 I know right, the other day I was walking down the street and people just kept shouting, absurd things too like "How could you", "He had a family" and "That was a children's hospital" like some people just need to chill
@@towerofgodfan4107 Real, they run to their twitters after they see just a little senseless and comedic killing, modern society am I right?
In my experience when someone tries and fails to drown you, you're the one getting in trouble.
@@Phosphorus116because you ruined the prank bro.
Michael really wanted those fries.
Edit:I don't wanna be that guy so I wont
Edit2.0:you see the joke is since I'm saying I don't want to be that guy I am being that guy because the guy im talking about is the person who talks about the likes so the joke is that I don't want to be that guy but by editing it i am that guy now please let me sleep😭
He wanted it so badly
He would kill for fries
And the burger, apparently. 😂
He wanted the whole thing 😭
Maybe he wanted her to eat salad?😂😂😂
Moral of the story: If your husband is an otter, don’t go to restaurants with water tanks.
God I love my otter dads and Kevin 😂😂😂😂
Micheal is that one guy who eats everyone’s food but doesn’t share.
FR
):
Lemme introduce myself
He's the guy who goes "can I have a zip/taste" and takes the full plate or downs like half the drink if you let him.
fr hate people like that you want some of my food we are going to have to let me take a bite once too lol
Michael’s gonna want that cake too…
😟
Which one 😏
@@legotaro6432sussy
He meant the kid’s birthday cake, you goobers.
@@katiemagonia-green6876 he wants the kid's cake? that's kind of messed up...
“You hate salads” made me laughing out loud
What a memorable 5th birthday 🎈 🦦
The kid the whole time: 🫥 "tuesdays"
But it happens every time they go out. It’s a thing they do.
Mm yes the kid was a box the whole time
@@IgnoredAdviceProductions a questionable box.
Fello android users 🗿
Mightve been evry birthday 😂😂😂
"you're not getting a chip!"
(swedish plumber)
"All you do is eat the croutons!"
I feel attacked lmao
I'm guilty myself I load my salads with croutons there was a brand that I can't find anymore tasted like grilled cheese was awesome 😂
SAME LMAO
Why not just order the croutons in a bowl?
@@Zane-It need those veggies 😅
@@queeffairy dude just mash up some tomatoes into a paste and put that on your croutons with some cheese and boom you get your veggie and some nutrition as well
The song in the background is called “ruthless desire” which sums up the otter dad’s behavior perfectly.
That’s actually really clever
:O
Thank you
Otter dynasty on Max
Thank you! I appreciate you saying what song this is.
Everything I know about Otters paints them to be pretty messed up creatures which is funny given how cute they all are
Manly is actually scarily good at this, i’d spend hours on this game instead of manly’s 20
“All you do is eat the croutons” 😂
holy moly the likes…
I felt the pain in his voice when he said that...
@@sanshbros7962 thanks for reminding me of this comment :)
literally me
That’s what I do😭😭
@@sanshbros7962he?
He didn't order a salad for himself. He ordered it for her 😭
They're gay
@@zikkreal "to force the mother"... the voice actor is just a guy
@@zikkreal spoiler alert: gay otters don't have pups. Pups are actually raised by single moms.
@@zikkreal nobody gives a damn if they're gay
@@zikkrealEven assuming they were in a relationship like that, "mother x son" isn’t how homosexuality works. That’s how Alabama works.
"All you do is eat the CrOuToNs"
That's one of the most girly accents I heard today
Good to see the bunny changing careers to run away from that chipmunk
YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE!
MOUTH
MMMMMOUTHHH
*mouth*
"mouth."
This was actually sad to watch, poor mother otter 💀
Until you realise its a kink game, she instigated.
So stressed that she lost her whiskers as the cake was coming
Any particular reason you think the deep voiced otter is female?
They have feminine voice actors on the channel...
@@the_last_balladBecause of the caption on the short
@@the_last_balladbro really thought they had a gotcha moment but forgot about the title
These animations make me so happy thank you
Sometimes I forget that Kevin is from these shorts so there's just a moment where I'm staring at my Kevin plushie wondering why it's so incredibly similar
"WHY DID YOU EVEN ORDER A SALAD YOU HATE SALADS"
Damn thank you for quoting the fuckin video holy shit i did not know what was being said...
@@Chuckysta oh my god thank you so much for describing what i typed into the comment section very helpful tysm
@@seeagle.- holy shit, thanks for explaining what's going on in the comments
@@The14Coreholy shit, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by not paying.
Holy shit, this is so meta…😮
I like how the lobsters were ready for the baby too🦞 😂
Seeing stuff like this just shined more light on why god has told humans not to be like animals .
It really do hit different tho 😭
Whats dope is that the son is internalizing this and will 100% do it to his son
Hurray for cyclical trauma and behavior 🎉🎉
KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW
otters are some wacky critters
And you know Michael still expects a “worlds best dad” mug for Father’s Day.
And if he doesn't get it...
Wife: SON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE HIM THE MUG BEFORE HE SHOOTS MY BRAINS O- 🎉
And if he doesn't get it...
Wife: SON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE HIM THE MUG BEFORE HE-🎉
Michael Afton as an adult about to give his son the same treatment he gave his little brother
“Michael….I want a divorce”
Imagine the whole police force arrested, the dad
“ALL U DO IS EAT THE CROUTONS” basically describes my childhood
* goes to notifications sees it’s at 11 likes :)*
*goes to sleep *
*wakes up *
* goes to make coffee and checks phone*
* sees 829 likes*
WHAt THE FU-! Wow so many likes :)
Ugh I HATE the croutons!
@@pink1237480i despise you.
I love croutons! They are like flavored bite size crunchy bread snacks! I have ate bags of croutons in my life 🤤
Same😂
Rip my notification 👏😭
I would legit watch an entite show like this. You should make 15 min episodes
yes, he should.
Me too
Are you going to pay the creator to make such a time-consuming product?
@@starsiadrawsthey could monitze it
It’s not that easy bro
His little flippers/feet paddling as he goes into the tank 😂😂😂😂😂
Nice use of that Game of Thrones song from the final seasons. One of the better things we got from it lol.
Bro really sacrificing the child to the Lobster Gods 🦞🤣
The Leviathan Lobster God will be pleased
whahahaha🤣
Praise Jibbers!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS, CHILD FOR THE LOBSTER GODS
"What is dead may never die!!!!!"
Iykyk ;-)