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I love this guy's raging scale from anger to love. it goes something like: "what is this sh*t?", "I don't understand why children love these toys", "f*ck you zuru" to "wow, this is weird", "the slime is fun", "it looks so cool" . I love it.
I like this channel. I'm in my 30s with no kids, so this guy satisfies my curiosity about these random ass toys I've seen, but have no reason to buy, nor know what to do with after opening. And he adds some fun humor to it.
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I know max was joking about becoming a Smashers exclusive channel but honestly I get a lot of enjoyment from watching him make a mess by slamming children's toys into the wall.
Not gonna lie, I enjoy these kind of videos because my inner child has always wanted to know what those eggs were about. Now I can experience it without the waste or money. Haha
It makes me feel like making the plastic must be the profitable part because there's no way kids actually want this crap, there can't be that much of a market for shitty last minute birthday presents
I remember in the 90s we had weird colored plastic toys that went together just like those smash eggs. Think they were considered little odd shaped puzzles you had to build back together. Wish I could remember what those were. Seeing you break those eggs and hearing how the plastic sounds exactly the same when they fell apart is the only thing that has ever reminded me of them.
Personally I HATE products like these. Don't get me wrong, they're fun to watch on youtube, and if i were a young child I'd probably have an entire 10 minutes of fun ripping it open. But the truth is that these types of products are basically useless once opened since the fun comes from opening them. There's no long term fun from it, and the plastic molded dinos as well as the layers upon layers of plastic wrapping is 100% just going to end up in plastic landfills.
I feel like Zuru is watching Max’s videos and are taking tabs on what they should do like the shackles on the t-Rex might be a reference to the one line in the third video when max says, “your a Dino slave no longer, the SHACKLES have been BROKEN”
Let me say something.I just watched this video and saw the ultra rare glow in the dark caveman, however I have played with that caveman for months when I opened it ages ago. Yet I now just find out it’s super rare.
I miss when Smashers had the sports theme. 2018 was nostalgic for me. They’ve been overusing the dinosaur theme for the past 4 years. They should find a new gimmick.
i feel the need to leave legitimate feedback. this is solid content, fully entertaining. no matter what you're opening, it's entertaining and you know how to hold the viewer's attention. awesome
Max : “I would probably love that product as a child, kinda annoying as an adult” Also Max: “get a haircut hippy” *proceeds to play with it like a child* 😂😅
Me: *smashes my evil dads skull in a 40 year long series in which I am close to defeating the enemy and soon later he reveals that he is my father and we go into a whole background check and flash back* Hammer: A W E S O M E
The look of that “ice slime” reminds me of those air fresheners that feel like jelly don’t know if those are still around just something I remember messing with as a kid even though I wasn’t supposed to
Do you mean the kind of earwax-y air fresheners that had the almost (but not quite) cone-shaped lids you could lift and lower or the Orbeez/water marble-looking air fresheners?
@@shitocodone8940 They make 'em too, but I think Renuzit is waaaaaay cheaper. Edit: nvm they're like the same price but I'm used to dollar store stuff so...
Can we please get another series of smashers please!!! Long over due!! I think they’re at series 7 now, maybe do a big episode of series 5/6/7 together please boss? 🥚 JEFF!! CHEF!!
I bought two of these eggs. The first one I bought I went to take a bath so that I could put the Blizzard Bomb in the tub... Lo and behold as I was unwrapping it the package explicitly said not to put it in the tub. Seems awfully pointless for it to be that big and fizz that much, but it can't be put in the bath
Bro, the smashers videos have always been some of my low key favorites. When I opened up RUclips and saw that thumbnail. I literally said out loud “SMASHERS”. I’ve been waiting too long for this. I need help
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Also suck on these nuts
Bet
Oscar nooo
Egg
put the postcards in the BINDER max
SANTAAAA I WANT THE APE MAN'S T-SHIRT
Btw max the blizzard bombs are for baths. You put an entire bath bomb In one glass of water.
Be nice to the goblin 😭😭😭
I mean this is max we're talking about
You have no right to be mean to him just because he bathes with one glass of water >:0
I mean this is an ape man you're talking about. Not sure how familiar he is with baths.
What is the point of bath bombs anyway
I love watching the man baby/child play with his toys again, HORRAY
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@@AxxLAfriku rebuttal, no one cares
@@furcat4415 apparently you did
@@oscarmejia7769 yeah well someone's got to tell him off
"How much plastic should we use?"
"Yes."
💀✋
Nokay
@@yourmother897 yesint
@@cash_grabber deniedn’t
That's one of the surprises
This is a heavy worded complaint
Edit: As I have gotten further into the video, did he really just put a bath bomb in a cup of water?
Tbh id do this too
He be saving the planet tho
I wish he did all of them at the same time. Imagine the mess....
I love this guy's raging scale from anger to love.
it goes something like: "what is this sh*t?", "I don't understand why children love these toys", "f*ck you zuru" to "wow, this is weird", "the slime is fun", "it looks so cool" .
I love it.
Its even better when he got the ultra rare at the end and gasped
Ikr
SMAASHSHHH-- Next up, we’ve got the mammoth again, with cum on his back. That’s fiyah!
And "i'd eat this"
I like this channel. I'm in my 30s with no kids, so this guy satisfies my curiosity about these random ass toys I've seen, but have no reason to buy, nor know what to do with after opening. And he adds some fun humor to it.
you're wholesome
@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon wholesome hour
Thank you for putting it into words
You can always buy them and either sell them or donate them
On the same boat haha you posted two years ago, wonder if you have kids now? 😅
"Contains 25 different ways to ruin your parents carpet!"
LMAO
XD
ikr
You can’t use to much water to
🤣🤣🤣🤣yea and a hover board can break your chileds/child's arm
Welcome to JeffWatch 2020!
Number of Jeffs in this episode: 0
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Ngl this is impressive
How many Oof's? Those are my favs
This needs more views
And likes
*CHAD*
Wow my kids love watching this kind of unboxing toy videos and I put this on for my 4 year old, I really should have listened to it first 😅
It's always best to watch the videos first before showing it to your kids. RUclips is not very kid-friendly and neither is RUclipsKids.
lmao I knew this happened every once in a while
Kids yet channel has a label. For kids if that helps
I would’ve put this on for my little sister if I didn’t know who MaxMoeFoe was. Lol
Same he started saying certin stuff and I started not liking the video I was watching it with my 4 year old as well
Zuru and LOL surprise are singlehandedly responsible for the earths plastic waste landfill at this point, jesus christ.
The real bad guys are china since the only reason they can make it for soo cheap is because of China's "slave" labor
@@xman5393 it is slave labor, not going around it
Love the Starscream pfp
Lol Surprise is a brand by MGA Toys,which if you look it up you'll see they have more than one brand which has a lot of plastic so its even worse
29owow(
i went to Micheal's and they had a "100 PIECE ART GIFT BOX" and one of the items was a 50 page sketchbook and they COUNTED EACH PAGE AS A PIECE
Now thats a scam
LMFAO
Wow, that's just scummy of them. Hopefully it wasn't ridiculously expensive.
What else was in the art box?Because that book by itself is a scam so I wanna know what the other 50 pieces are.
@@hawktalon7890 Naw it's Michaels you know that's hella expensive
I love how Maxmoefoe puts a bath bomb in a glass of water and acts surprised.
"Contains 25 surprises."
Box says 24 surprises inside.
That's the last surprise. You're being scammed.
but that technically makes it 25 surprises. Schrodinger’s con?
It's the funniest part of the video
you never saw it coming.
woo, a reference ya might not get :D
@@astraljynxx was hoping to see a comment referencing that
The big egg itself is one of the surprises
I know max was joking about becoming a Smashers exclusive channel but honestly I get a lot of enjoyment from watching him make a mess by slamming children's toys into the wall.
same
Same
That...oh no...that sounds wrong.....
Destruction satisfies me too
i like death and destruction :D
13:26 "although i think a cavemans been hunting him to make an ivory piano" best line in the whole vid
It's nice seeing a grown man being the Gordon Ramsay of Toys.
Lol
Funny
Funny
Funny
Funny
Not gonna lie, I enjoy these kind of videos because my inner child has always wanted to know what those eggs were about. Now I can experience it without the waste or money. Haha
You've beat the system
you system've beated.
You've beat the system
You’ve beat thy system
You're beating the system
"Thats gonna make a whole mess"
**Makes a mess with the Blizzard Bomb**
I can’t get over how much plastic these toys use just to be thrown away
Yeah man fuck 'em
Yeah ikr!
If people ate the plastic it wouldn't be a waste so maybe we should do that instead
It makes me feel like making the plastic must be the profitable part because there's no way kids actually want this crap, there can't be that much of a market for shitty last minute birthday presents
omfg i haven’t been here in awhile and the amount of breakfasts foods is so overwhelming I
Same, it was like having a war flashback suddenly
And then there's just MARKIPLIER
Books
same I was like 'im sorry fORKLIFT??'
Same
I remember in the 90s we had weird colored plastic toys that went together just like those smash eggs. Think they were considered little odd shaped puzzles you had to build back together. Wish I could remember what those were. Seeing you break those eggs and hearing how the plastic sounds exactly the same when they fell apart is the only thing that has ever reminded me of them.
Bruh someone get this man a smashers sponsorship this is so entertaining
Max: *Can get the rarest of cards and figures without trying*
Also Max: *Been hunting for the Rainbow Charizard for over 3 years with no luck*
@Aeraxis well yeah he bought but he has never unboxed one
@Aeraxis no
@Aeraxis just no
@Aeraxis edgy
Incorrect
"Get a haircut hippie"
*grows bubbles back*
I can’t take him seriously now that I know he drinks olive water...
i take him more seriously now because i do the same thing
@@pogsandwich7312 monster
The glue was fine but the olive water is unforgivable.
@@Sleepypilled I would rather shoenice 50 bottles of elmers then drink carbonated olive water
Oh my god I legit do the same thing 😂
I'm still trying to get over the lack of regirock seizure noises from the last video.
aren't we all?
Yeah
I reported him to the FBI and they didn't do something about it ... Yet
“Get a haircut, hippie!”
*an american man holding a rocket launcher with severe mental issues salutes in the distance*
Reddit is down the hall and to the left
I love how the rarity is always so arbitrary, clear can mean rare, or common, and you'd have no way to tell the difference without the chart, lol
Or it could be like the fortnite mighty beans where orange is rare and ultra rare or some crap
@@puddle3551
Wow that's what you and your guests will be able rare 😊.
The fact that the rares change colors half way through the video
0:45
23:53
I was expecting the quality of the toys to be much worse, they actually aren't too bad, if I was a kid I wouldnt mind being gifted one of those.
Damn i'd be so dissapointed i always got ps2 games for like 10$ CAD instead of a toy it was more entertaining to me
Personally I HATE products like these. Don't get me wrong, they're fun to watch on youtube, and if i were a young child I'd probably have an entire 10 minutes of fun ripping it open. But the truth is that these types of products are basically useless once opened since the fun comes from opening them. There's no long term fun from it, and the plastic molded dinos as well as the layers upon layers of plastic wrapping is 100% just going to end up in plastic landfills.
@@emilioorozco5891 agree for the most part but these dino toys do look like fun and if i was a kid id love to collect them.
It's like something you get for a kids birthday when you don't know them super well, dinosaurs have wide appeal
6:48 YOUR FINGER BRO
Watching Max as he puts an entire bath bomb into a cup of water.
Ocean: *Just Chilling*
Smashers Plastic bags: *i'ma end this man whole career*
These videos are simultaneously such a joy to watch, and such a horror to see the plastic waste these companies are adding to the planet
seems like a lot of extra garbage and packaging with this toy, why must there be so much plastic waste
Yea so unnecessary
Modern toymakers in a nutshell.
It’s all part of the plan
Toys nowadays feels like loot boxes, just tons of garbage you don’t need inside
Turtle food
Only OGs remember Sausage fried eggs Sausage.
HASHBROWN
Pepperidge Farms remembers
I remember the first breakfast intro confused me
Bean
I heard somewhere that the letters of each item put together spells something but I'm too lazy to find out
what has my life come to, I am on zero hours of sleep and am now watching a grown adult opening kids toys.
I feel like Zuru is watching Max’s videos and are taking tabs on what they should do like the shackles on the t-Rex might be a reference to the one line in the third video when max says, “your a Dino slave no longer, the SHACKLES have been BROKEN”
Or you're just gay
@@SourChicken1856 ???
@@SourChicken1856 lmfao what the hell
Tbh I won’t be surprised
The adult Ryan's toy review.
Still waitin on the maxmoefoepokemon racing game
Maxmoefoe: I might become a exclusive smashers opening channel
8 months later series 5 came out
I'm not gonna lie, I'm disappointed that we didn't see the caveman glow.
Im disappointed too
Seeing him glow is one of those important little joyous moments we need in life.
Agree
i yell in front of my screen telling max to make it glow
I WANT MORE GROWN AUSTRALIAN MAN PLAYING A CHILDRENS GAME
Manchild 🤣
You mean....
A children's toy?
@@HistoryDoggoistaken then it will make it "I WANT MORE GROWN AUSTRALIAN MAN PLAYING A CHILDREN'S TOY" 😕
Let me say something.I just watched this video and saw the ultra rare glow in the dark caveman, however I have played with that caveman for months when I opened it ages ago. Yet I now just find out it’s super rare.
Are you 12
That is a lot of plastic going straight to the ocean
I think he recycles.
I think he eats it all, he's gotta get his goblin nutrients somehow
Yikes
This is one of those episodes I don’t think the desk will ever truly recover from.
I CANT ✋💀 "GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE" I'm crying 😂
The amount of plastic used in these toys is gonna cause a reverse ice age
The fire age
Alt title: "Max contemplating eating slime for 25 minutes"
16:00 looks like the knockoff of a dragon from a Disney movie that I shall not name
Black Cauldron?
@@DrierLocket7477mulan probably
What life choices have I made to lead me to this strange man opening kids toys
“Is that Donkey Kong’s 16 times removed, diseased cousin?”
Quote of the century.
I miss when Smashers had the sports theme. 2018 was nostalgic for me.
They’ve been overusing the dinosaur theme for the past 4 years. They should find a new gimmick.
I genuinely feel that Max is having fun with these toys.
If i was an adult i would be having fun with these toys too
I mean,considering he's done the other series of these toys,yeah I think he kinda likes it but roasting the toys gets views.
The thrill of opening something not knowing what's inside is one of the key parts itself for me, plus the cool packaging etc.
i feel the need to leave legitimate feedback. this is solid content, fully entertaining. no matter what you're opening, it's entertaining and you know how to hold the viewer's attention. awesome
"Sh, sh it will all be over soon..." Got me dying 😂
The amount of confusion and fear I felt watching you drop that bath bomb in to a small glass of water is indescribable
Max : “I would probably love that product as a child, kinda annoying as an adult”
Also Max: “get a haircut hippy” *proceeds to play with it like a child*
😂😅
Me: *smashes my evil dads skull in a 40 year long series in which I am close to defeating the enemy and soon later he reveals that he is my father and we go into a whole background check and flash back*
Hammer: A W E S O M E
- over 25 surprises
- 24 pieces
*one of these things is not like the other*
the 25th surprise is how u get nothing
The 25th is probably the big egg container it's self
@@zombifiedoll1388 Exactly
Me: it’s elbow on table
My entire nervous system: 6:45
999⁹9999999o999ijjjjm implícito
6:45 when Ada Figueroa has a seizure
@@FelopeLoope more of a stroke, but yeah
Max: spams a button that makes sounds
Subtitles: *T O O L S*
I fear the man who eats Missingno, Markiplier, Chair and Crowbar for breakfast.
Every day, no less.
don't forget the trumpet
@@garethlestrade1107 it's a trombone😡😡😡
Don't forget the Gamecube, stack of books, gumball machine, bone, forklift, and avocado
@@RedBoi88 and crab
Max said he’s not going to buy the play sets. Are we going to all mock him in the next one when he shows the play sets?
23:18 that voice was like quackity lol
Max: "sorry guys there's less than 145 smashers."
Me who only came to see destruction and get the happy chemical: "Ok."
I love with the onslaught of breakfast foods you get the real clean and soft "markuhplyuh"
I could legit watch an hour long smashers opening.
Watching him putting a bathbomb into a small glass made my soul hurt.
16:58 has incredible comedic timing i lost my marbles
Didn’t ask
@@dimes3224 Didn't ask
@@dimes3224 you are painfully unfunny
@@cc-pg6lh you mad?
@@dimes3224 nah I’m just embarrassed that you’re using outdated cringe memes. I feel bad for you honestly
8:59
The towel then: 👍
The tower after: 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
Pokemon card opening should be called
"OPENING 360 POKEMON CARDS"
The look of that “ice slime” reminds me of those air fresheners that feel like jelly don’t know if those are still around just something I remember messing with as a kid even though I wasn’t supposed to
Do you mean the kind of earwax-y air fresheners that had the almost (but not quite) cone-shaped lids you could lift and lower or the Orbeez/water marble-looking air fresheners?
@@kyoyameganebereznoff Love those wet jelly Renuzit cone things.
Are you thinking of glade
@@shitocodone8940 They make 'em too, but I think Renuzit is waaaaaay cheaper.
Edit: nvm they're like the same price but I'm used to dollar store stuff so...
@@em_birch we might have had both. I’d just think glade is more popular
My favorite part was when you said CAN YOU STOP!?
Ice Age!
"What? You can walk over here? Cool!"
*Not anymore!*
"Well I guess we're stuck here now"
What are you referencing to in the video?i havent watched it all so can i have a timestamp
@@shibapawz3254 he's referencing the video the history of the entire world
Nice reference
Max open up the new Digimon cards, they look really good
Well hey atleast we know the bath bomb works for longer than 2 seconds
Yes, I'm gonna spend the rest of my night watching Max smashing toy eggs AND YOU CAN'T NOTHING TO STOP ME
Max was later hospitalised after eating 3kg of delicious frozen snow 😂
Can we please get another series of smashers please!!!
Long over due!!
I think they’re at series 7 now, maybe do a big episode of series 5/6/7 together please boss?
🥚 JEFF!! CHEF!!
Max is still recovering from eating glue
The hand literally says what you're going to get on the big ones
Wait how? I'm only at where he counts 25 pieces
Okay that sounded dumb but if I figure it out I'll put it here
I figured it out
Only somewhat though. With the green hand, you don’t know if you’re getting the Pachycephalosaurus or T. rex.
I bought two of these eggs. The first one I bought I went to take a bath so that I could put the Blizzard Bomb in the tub... Lo and behold as I was unwrapping it the package explicitly said not to put it in the tub. Seems awfully pointless for it to be that big and fizz that much, but it can't be put in the bath
That intro actually scared me: 0:01
This whole vid feels like a fever dream
I could literally binge watch all your videos without a break and don't regret bout it
Bro, the smashers videos have always been some of my low key favorites. When I opened up RUclips and saw that thumbnail. I literally said out loud “SMASHERS”. I’ve been waiting too long for this. I need help
9:19 Watching this makes me think that Max caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.
These are much better than alot of the stuff since i can actually imagine a child playing with these.
The Blizzard Rat and then freaking out 22:33
6:45
Some one throw a beat over that
The blizzard bomb is actually perfect for glass cups, I never noticed it’s better
17:06 idk why but I wheezed so much at this
I'd love to see Max's Carbon footprint. He doe's it for us lol
15:39 hahahahaha
6:41 - 6:50, Max will make a woman very happy someday.
Lol
Thankyou for the time stamp
*the breakfast intro cannot rest until Max adds olive juice to it*
12:42 MAMOTH LEG
E
E
"What are you doing step bro? I'm melted to the floor." 🤣 this guy. Lmfao
Came back for the first time in a while and I see the breakfast intro has “evolved”
E TLC
Did you know there is a series 4 smashers? If not you should do a video on it