I'd just be scared Mulan's plan for getting me out would involve scaling a tall tower while dressed in drag with her yelling "Be a man" at me because I'm scared of heights.
Mulan would never yell "be a man" because her entire story was about breaking gender norms and not judging. Mushu would totally rip you a new one though!
Half of Rapunzel's friends are ex-convicts, and the other half helped break the first half out of jail. I'd argue Eugene techncially helped break Rapunzel out of her own prison too. She's breaking us out. XD
@@Ghostie_boi567Knowing Rapunzel she learned it somewhere as a way to tell someone you greatly dislike them and Eugene found out she knew the gesture while they were fleeing
@@EmmyLayton she'd come get you day 1, but tell you all about how if it wasn't for hero boy making her feel bad, she'd be leaving you there to marinate for a bit
After watching the Cinderella sequels, particularly "Cinderella A Twist In Time" I full heartedly believe Cinderella would arrange a whole prison break if her friend needed her 😂
@@sikka6440, Glad I'm not the only one, because I was about to write a whole paragraph on why Cinderella would in fact bail you out, along with Prince Charming-
Yes that's perfect! I thought her taking you out to eat is not her style. She's so "by the book" you'd have wished she left you in jail by the time she's done
@@Justaliljellybeanshe technically used threat of physical harm by gator to get the men to sell her the restaurant at the end of the movie, which is illegal. She ain’t worried about no laws
In one of the Ariel movies (or maybe the tv show?) she actually breaks her friends out of jail. No bailing, straight steals the key and breaks them out.
@@sapphirestarsong3352 oh did she? I vaguely remember something like that but I thought I was misremembering and confusing it for another movie. Seems like I still did that anyway 😂
Vanellope and Eilonwy wouldn't bail you out, they'd break you out Mission: Impossible-style. You wouldn't even know what's going on because you'd spend the entire getaway stuffed in a laundry sack like you've just been conscripted.
Considering that Cinderella helped her stepsister out of the same abusive family she herself eacaped, she would both bail AND sneak you out. 1. Get her man to get her the bail money to do it legally. 2. Send in Jaq, Mary, and Gus to sneak the keys to free you if step one doesn't work.
I feel like Cinderella wouldn’t let herself be directly involved (public image or something) but you would find a bunch of mice digging a tunnel into your cell like a couple days after you called her while the birds distract the guards
He'd sneak in humming his own theme song, and end up in the cell next to you. He'd then call Pacha to go to Kuzko and ask for the money to bail you both out 😂
@princessblazena I think kronk would choose to stay because of how much the prisoners love his cooking, but realise that you want out, and represent you in a courtroom. His legal argument would be awful, but the jury would love him so much you go free.
Anna and Elsa also would both tag team with bailing you out of jail. Elsa ain’t letting anyone be trapped in a room for quite some time ever again. Elsa’s broken herself out of a cell before, she will do it again for someone else and then walk out of the jail doors with confidence
Merida would NOT blame the English for your arrest! She would bad mouth the police department for making her come bail you out, complain about how much it cost then take you to a bar, buy you a drink and plot how to get revenge!! 😂😂
« Jasmine would say yes but she’s actually in the cell next to you and her father is coming to pick both of you up » this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And soooo fitting
@@Garf-j6l What I said. She's not human and can't be a princess. Let them make a few more Anthropomorphic Disney movies and they may start a non-human Disney Princess grouping.
@@katie85705 Ariel was humanoid, I guess that was close enough and Tiana was a human in a frog's form. I'm saying that if Disney sees a franchise in, they will do that. I'm surprised they didn't start market in the Disney Prince's as "action Figures" to attract the boys.
Pretty sure Anastasia would come bail you out in secret, but spill the beans over shots at your welcome home party that she insisted on in the first place.
Anastasia is an unofficial Disney princess cuz Disney bought Fox, and she would definitely sneak breakout materials in to you, then help create a distraction.
I’m an odd combo of Jasmin, Pocahontas, and Mulan 😂 I have been banned from giving my nibblings life advice because at some point the “it’s only illegal if you get caught” line will come out 🤣
I'm definitely the combination of Tiana, Rapunzel, and Moana! I would pick you up, and as I flip off the station ask you where do you want to pick up food and how did you end up in the slammer!😂
I think I'm Bella and Rapunzel. Like I'd lecture you about it but also flip off the station as we leave. With an added note of "at least try to not get caught"
Having a five year old daughter I think makes me an unofficial expert on Frozen. That being said, Elsa would not come bail you out, but Anna would absolutely be there, probably crying for you and telling off the cops for being bullies.
I feel like Esmeralda would be telling you off for getting cought while also telling you how to avoid that whole situation, and Meg would just be yelling and ranting about how the whole system needs to change
You forgot one! M*A*S*H is owned by Fox. Fox is owned by Disney. Therefore Cpl. Max Klinger is a Disney Princess! Who would be in the cell next to you😢
Kanga from Winnie the Pooh is the ultimate mother in the Disney canon. She'd come bail you out but as soon as your outta that cell she's dragging you out of the building by your ear
Ariel would be distracted rearranging her grotto for the umpteenth time and remember that she'd forgotten something but just shrug her shoulders until Flounder reminded her about it. That's why she wouldn't show up.
@@Olivia-ie6ig wow because this is the first belle comment out of dozens that ive seen here so far even though she actually got her dad out of the dungeon
I feel like Mulan and Tanya wouldn't. They're very justice/responsibility oriented people, i could see Tanya especially saying "well if I do, what would you learn?" So nah, you're spending the night at least until their softhearted side wins out.
Kronk can rescue me. Just give him a lever to break the floor only for it to break the ceiling on top* somehow*. Right after, he talks with the little people on his shoulders to distract the guards.
Esmerelda would NOT willingly go near a jail. Bail would mysteriously already be on one of the more honest officer's desks with a note of who it's for and then someone whom you've never met (and never will meet) will show up precisely when you are released to ensure you get safely home.
Oh hell naw. Tionna would bail you out, tell you you’re gonna pay her back because she took it out of her restaurant fund and then take you out to eat.
I also feel like there's a decent chance Merida is there to pick up her brothers lmao
THIS 🤣
110%
Absolutely
And her dad cause he got in a bar fight
For sure, there to pick up her brothers
Esmeralda is not bailing you out, she is breaking you out 😂😂
Yes 😂😂
She's coming through a floor grate or a vent with a rope and a smile
She's bailing you out in a fun way 😁
She's in there with you but has sassed the guards and stole the keys.
I'm delighted to see other Esmerlda stans!! I love her
I'd just be scared Mulan's plan for getting me out would involve scaling a tall tower while dressed in drag with her yelling "Be a man" at me because I'm scared of heights.
I just realizes this is the kind of best friend I am.
I just realizes this is the kind of best friend I am.
I mean... you're not wrong. 😂
Comment made me snort imagining this 😂
Mulan would never yell "be a man" because her entire story was about breaking gender norms and not judging. Mushu would totally rip you a new one though!
Half of Rapunzel's friends are ex-convicts, and the other half helped break the first half out of jail. I'd argue Eugene techncially helped break Rapunzel out of her own prison too. She's breaking us out. XD
And flipping off everyone (especially Mother Gothel) on the way out of the building, and we would be laughing all the way home.
She would blow up the wall
She’s flipping them off after Eugene taught her how
In the movie *all* of her friends are convicts, unless you mean legally convicted and not just wanted criminal
@@Ghostie_boi567Knowing Rapunzel she learned it somewhere as a way to tell someone you greatly dislike them and Eugene found out she knew the gesture while they were fleeing
I think Megara would just laugh at your call and leave you there at least 1 night.
Not after getting with Herc tho, but before absolutely she’d let you stay there for a day 😂
@@EmmyLayton she'd come get you day 1, but tell you all about how if it wasn't for hero boy making her feel bad, she'd be leaving you there to marinate for a bit
@@lilpetz500 Anything to keep her "aloof" reputation.
ESMERELDA FOR SURE 100% HANDS DOWN NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
@lilpetz500 " If it wasn't for 'Wonderboy' I'd leave you here for a while."
After watching the Cinderella sequels, particularly "Cinderella A Twist In Time" I full heartedly believe Cinderella would arrange a whole prison break if her friend needed her 😂
Me too, I immediately was like "girl you sure?" At the Cinderella part.
@@sikka6440, Glad I'm not the only one, because I was about to write a whole paragraph on why Cinderella would in fact bail you out, along with Prince Charming-
That movie is so underrated!
I love that movie so much!
Was looking for this comment! Cinderella was my favorite princess for how kind she was and she'd do anything for her friends!
Tiana would give you SUCH a hard time about it though and make you pay her back with interest unless she thought you did it for the right reasons
Yes that's perfect! I thought her taking you out to eat is not her style. She's so "by the book" you'd have wished she left you in jail by the time she's done
I feel like she wouldn't even do it. She doesn't have time for that foolishness
@@dashzagidk man she’s a woman of color from the 1920’s. I feel like she’d have a healthy amount of disdain for the whole judicial system
@@Justaliljellybeanshe technically used threat of physical harm by gator to get the men to sell her the restaurant at the end of the movie, which is illegal. She ain’t worried about no laws
Exactly!!
In one of the Ariel movies (or maybe the tv show?) she actually breaks her friends out of jail. No bailing, straight steals the key and breaks them out.
Ariel’s beginning 🥰
@@alliefurlong486 Yes! Thank you, it’s been so long since I saw it.
In the animated series she was freeing caged whales and everything she's definitely bailing you out!
Also she didn’t steal the key,she broke the lock pad with a rock
@@sapphirestarsong3352 oh did she? I vaguely remember something like that but I thought I was misremembering and confusing it for another movie. Seems like I still did that anyway 😂
Vanellope and Eilonwy wouldn't bail you out, they'd break you out Mission: Impossible-style. You wouldn't even know what's going on because you'd spend the entire getaway stuffed in a laundry sack like you've just been conscripted.
Totally
Agreed, but I'd add Esmerelda to that list. She doesn't have much cash but she has even less time for the law.
Add Rapunzel Mulan and kida to the list Rapunzel has done it before and will do it again!
To be fair, Eylonwy has already done a jailbreak getting Taran out of the Horned King's dungeon
Merida is absolutely covering everyone with her bow in case any guards show up.
You can not convince me that Cinderella isn't sending the homies to break you out.
The mice?
@@ladykoiwolfeEVERYONE
Snow White does have Prison Wife energy fa
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It's the "I'll bake pies and live my happy, and won't ask questions" attitude
I mean, she was 14 or 15 in the movie, and the prince... Wasn't.
@@SelkieGirlthat’s actually not true. the prince was never given an age in the movie
The prince is 18 according to the official Disney book. (The book is called "The Art of Walt Disney)@@SelkieGirl
Considering that Cinderella helped her stepsister out of the same abusive family she herself eacaped, she would both bail AND sneak you out.
1. Get her man to get her the bail money to do it legally.
2. Send in Jaq, Mary, and Gus to sneak the keys to free you if step one doesn't work.
ALSYIOOO-- CINDERELLLA--- A TWIST INN TIMEE?? 368101001% XDD
Our penal code is based on English common law. So Merida would be correct.
This is the single best thing I've heard today.
And a hefty 80% of us wouldn't be in America if the English didn't try to wipe out our homes.
Merida just like me fr
THIS IS THE WAY
I feel like Cinderella wouldn’t let herself be directly involved (public image or something) but you would find a bunch of mice digging a tunnel into your cell like a couple days after you called her while the birds distract the guards
Kronk is the best Disney princess, and he would absolutely bail you out.
he would pull the wrong lever first though.
He'd sneak in humming his own theme song, and end up in the cell next to you. He'd then call Pacha to go to Kuzko and ask for the money to bail you both out 😂
@princessblazena I think kronk would choose to stay because of how much the prisoners love his cooking, but realise that you want out, and represent you in a courtroom. His legal argument would be awful, but the jury would love him so much you go free.
@leelacammpbells3470 why do we even *have* that lever?!
Kuzco would bail you out and hold it over you for the rest of your life and bring it up every time you argue😂 he definitely counts as a princess
Anna and Elsa also would both tag team with bailing you out of jail. Elsa ain’t letting anyone be trapped in a room for quite some time ever again.
Elsa’s broken herself out of a cell before, she will do it again for someone else and then walk out of the jail doors with confidence
Since Disney owns Star Wars...Leia would break you out of jail.
And if she got caught taking you out, she would have you run ahead while she claimed diplomatic immunity
I think Cinderella would definitely bail u out of jail. But she gives disappointed mom energy
I’m here for that Rapunzel energy
Just another reason why she's my favorite 😂
Merida would NOT blame the English for your arrest! She would bad mouth the police department for making her come bail you out, complain about how much it cost then take you to a bar, buy you a drink and plot how to get revenge!! 😂😂
Or she’d yell fuck da police and end up in with you
« Jasmine would say yes but she’s actually in the cell next to you and her father is coming to pick both of you up » this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And soooo fitting
Why is she me?
@@JenniferBrigitteOpticalVortex 🤷🏻♀️
Mulan: What happened?
Me: Got in a fight…
Mulan: Did you win?
Me: Yep!
Mulan: That’s my girl! *High fives*
Raya. "Honestly, I'm just happy to be apart of this."
Rapunzel really out here being the best chaotic bestie possible lmao We all deserve a Rapunzel in our lives tbh.
Good thing that DIsney Princesses have to be human because Judy (Zootopia) is a cop. She'd be the one putting you in jail.
She's not a princess
@@Garf-j6l What I said. She's not human and can't be a princess. Let them make a few more Anthropomorphic Disney movies and they may start a non-human Disney Princess grouping.
Technically Ariel didn't start out as human and Tiana was mostly frog during her movie
@@katie85705 Ariel was humanoid, I guess that was close enough and Tiana was a human in a frog's form. I'm saying that if Disney sees a franchise in, they will do that. I'm surprised they didn't start market in the Disney Prince's as "action Figures" to attract the boys.
And what about Marion give me election year for ending up there in the first place
Not the bailing out her husband, Shout out to Tawny for not saying what we already know lol
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Esmeralda isn't posting bail. She's doing a jail break.
Did Cinderella dirty 😂
Bro Meg would drive both of you straight to the bar after picking you up
Pretty sure Anastasia would come bail you out in secret, but spill the beans over shots at your welcome home party that she insisted on in the first place.
Accurate
Ngl, I absolutely subbed to you because of your name. It's hilarious, and I love it
Anastasia is an unofficial Disney princess cuz Disney bought Fox, and she would definitely sneak breakout materials in to you, then help create a distraction.
Rapunzel breaking you out. She knows how it feels being locked up and already planning to get you out before the door closes.
These are brutally honest lol this is why we love you tawny
The Snow White joke💀 I was too flabbergasted to even laugh at it
MEG is NAWT coming to get you 😭 she’d be like ‘nah hun you did the crime you do the time chill there I’ll do it tomorrow night’
How did you know I’m in Boise? Can you read my mind?😮
Yes and it’s filthy in there
@@tawnyplatis7866I’ll tidy up the next time you visit.😊
I knew you wouldn't forget Eilonwy!
Impossible for a sage of animation like yourself.
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Tiana Will give you a lecture on being a better person
Absolutely
Tiana would cook! 😄
If we were to be so honored 😭
Elowies would find the leftover hole dugged up by the lat inmate & sneak everyone out.
Good catch!
Cause, like, literally
@@imaginaryobserver she literally does that in the black cauldron
I’m an odd combo of Jasmin, Pocahontas, and Mulan 😂
I have been banned from giving my nibblings life advice because at some point the “it’s only illegal if you get caught” line will come out 🤣
I keep watching disney princesses videos and gets confused when alice isn't there. I have to remember she's not a princess lol
She’s just adorable
She was a kingdom hearts Disney princess
Alice would get lost on the way.
@@prestonestes1388And probably stumble upon Aurora while she's at, only to quickly and inexplicably get separated from her again. 😂
She I tried to tell you you already are outside
So accurate tho 😂❤
(Mulan is my fave)
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bell would be the mother of the friend group
elonwy would definitely bail out without asking a single question. she basically did that in her movie.
If Rapunzel is bailing me out, then SEND ME TO JAIL! For what, I don't care because Rapunzel is bailing me out
I'm definitely the combination of Tiana, Rapunzel, and Moana! I would pick you up, and as I flip off the station ask you where do you want to pick up food and how did you end up in the slammer!😂
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I think I'm Bella and Rapunzel. Like I'd lecture you about it but also flip off the station as we leave. With an added note of "at least try to not get caught"
Guess it depends on why as to whether I'm Rapunzel or Belle.
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Esmeralda,velopa, Mulan, the one from black claudrin,meg and anstiash now that she own by Disney world
Having a five year old daughter I think makes me an unofficial expert on Frozen. That being said, Elsa would not come bail you out, but Anna would absolutely be there, probably crying for you and telling off the cops for being bullies.
She said Boise and I lost it thinking she could see my location lol
Just confused me. When did Idahoans start letting people know the state existed? We just let everyone think we are Ohio or Iowa.
Bro same! I was distracted then I heard Boise all nonchalant with nothing else to go with it and I had to watch it again
Saaammmmeee tho we really need to stop telling people about our state.
Cinderella is a sweetheart, I think she definitely would
Anastasia would bail me out but point out all the things I did wrong and call me sloppy.
Id argue a few of them wouldnt be bailing you out.
However, now i need a movie where mulan, merida, and/or esmeralda perform a full on jail break
Esmerelda is in the cell with you. Her husband is coming to bail you both out😅
Raiya would be happy she's usually forgotten like her movie
Rapunzel makes sense, but she’s also bailing her husband out.
I feel like Esmeralda would be telling you off for getting cought while also telling you how to avoid that whole situation, and Meg would just be yelling and ranting about how the whole system needs to change
Rapunzel is either helpung me or sending Cass to drag my ass out of jail lmao
"She'd already be there bailing out her husband." HELP
You forgot one!
M*A*S*H is owned by Fox.
Fox is owned by Disney.
Therefore Cpl. Max Klinger is a Disney Princess!
Who would be in the cell next to you😢
Oh my gosh! I totally support this!!!
Kanga from Winnie the Pooh is the ultimate mother in the Disney canon. She'd come bail you out but as soon as your outta that cell she's dragging you out of the building by your ear
Ariel would be distracted rearranging her grotto for the umpteenth time and remember that she'd forgotten something but just shrug her shoulders until Flounder reminded her about it. That's why she wouldn't show up.
as a mulan and jasmine fan, i loved these interpretations. thank you
Rapunzel and Pocahontas wouldn't bail you out... they'd BREAK you out :')
I literally was gonna say “Kida would bail you out before you even pick up the phone”
I always love Belle's energy
@@Olivia-ie6ig wow because this is the first belle comment out of dozens that ive seen here so far even though she actually got her dad out of the dungeon
Me: **looks at jasmine** how?...
Jasmine: hush...
How would Max Klinger have done it? Since M*A*S*H is owned by Disney, he's the best princess!
Correct.
Leia would, but scold you the entire time
Rapunzel would break me out of jail let’s be honest
I can't really argue about any of this.
Nah, Elonoie would BREAK you out of jail. It's kind of her thing
Also why is this so accurate tho 😅
"Even though you live in Boise" caught my attention because I live in Idaho and Boise is only like six to eight hours from where I live
Oh yeah, meg would ask what you did, and then congradulate you
Vanellope would never stop making fun of you about it
Lol Esmeralda would be in the cell with Jasmine
I feel like Mulan and Tanya wouldn't. They're very justice/responsibility oriented people, i could see Tanya especially saying "well if I do, what would you learn?" So nah, you're spending the night at least until their softhearted side wins out.
Elsa and Anna are so unlikely to do so, they didn't even make the list
Kronk can rescue me. Just give him a lever to break the floor only for it to break the ceiling on top* somehow*. Right after, he talks with the little people on his shoulders to distract the guards.
Asha’s too busy trying to fix the mess she caused by existing to even pick up the phone and even if she did there’s no shot she’d let you out
My only correction is I think several of the unofficial princesses would break you out instead
RUclips... Answering questions you would never have thought about on your own. I guess I'd call Belle cuz she's responsible.
Not gonna lie, I'm a little surprised that Mérida wasn't my partner in crime, too.
I’m still waiting for Quest for Camelot’s time to shine…
Are you kidding?
Vanillope wouldn’t post bail, she just glitch you out of the prison.
And I guarantee you, she would be your getaway driver
Boise JUMPSCARED me let's fucking go represent
cinderella after marriage tho helped her old step sis tho so idk
I’d like Tiana to pick me up. I’d be a nervous wreck so I would need comfort food.
Esmerelda would NOT willingly go near a jail. Bail would mysteriously already be on one of the more honest officer's desks with a note of who it's for and then someone whom you've never met (and never will meet) will show up precisely when you are released to ensure you get safely home.
Star Butterfly wouldn’t bail you out. She’d blast a hole in the wall.
What about Sally? Surely she would! :0
10 of 10 would also blame the British for my imprisonment.
ARE YOU SPYING
BOISE AND MERIDA IS MY FAVORITE?!
Oh hell naw. Tionna would bail you out, tell you you’re gonna pay her back because she took it out of her restaurant fund and then take you out to eat.
Esmerelda wouldn't bail you out, she would break you out
Don't forget Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
But you're taking about princess not queens. 😂
Snow white would ABSOLUTELY bail someone out of jail. I mean she bailed her daughter out and she didn't even know
Calling all OUAT fans!!!!!✊✊
I'm a fan but this is about the animated movie version