Ranking Honkai Star Rail Characters by their CRIMES?!

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @Koomaxx
    @Koomaxx  2 месяца назад +66

    Thank you guys for watching, I hope you enjoyed and you’re having an amazing day!

    • @darkmist.4393
      @darkmist.4393 2 месяца назад +1

      Sidenote. Will the stream you mention in this video be in the Vod channel? 👀🤭

  • @valorcalls
    @valorcalls 2 месяца назад +338

    Sampo is 1000% a lifer. He's a trafficker is running from the cops when we meet him, then helps *US* escape from the cops shortly after that. Also I feel like Bailu gets arrested regularly for just being present without a real alibi at crimes where shes trying to help.

    • @dabbigailwilliams
      @dabbigailwilliams 2 месяца назад +26

      i had the idea that they WANT to put him away but they just can’t get anything solid on his weasley ass

    • @jerryeljeremy7790
      @jerryeljeremy7790 2 месяца назад +10

      @@dabbigailwilliams He's HSR Sans since he always got some "shortcut" to places that aren't supposed to be passable. Probably got thrown to jail but then somehow got away after some minutes.

    • @MelikeMei
      @MelikeMei 2 месяца назад +2

      I love Sampo

    • @kidsIIIII009
      @kidsIIIII009 2 месяца назад

      Probably manipulated by Sparkle

    • @xXzman9000Xx
      @xXzman9000Xx 2 месяца назад

      @@jerryeljeremy7790 yeah, 4th wall breaking, can get to places that shouldn't be possible, seems to know more then he should...
      ...he's totally not an eliminator of elation... surely...

  • @Daniel-qu5xd
    @Daniel-qu5xd 2 месяца назад +475

    Sparkle is 100000% life sentence. She is like the Joker of HSR so far

    • @tdof7217
      @tdof7217 2 месяца назад +30

      She's mostly a nuisance I think she had no impact in any character's life they just had to sell a character lol

    • @Tam-lv1mp
      @Tam-lv1mp 2 месяца назад +33

      Comparing Sparkle to the joker is the craziest thing I've heard. Sparkle is basically just a prangster.

    • @StellarNaviamain
      @StellarNaviamain 2 месяца назад +5

      Nah more like HarleyQuinn! 💀👹🤡

    • @227someguy
      @227someguy 2 месяца назад +22

      @@tdof7217her role is make Firefly’s third death as painless as possible, showing how much Silver Wolf (who hired her) cares about her fellow Stelleron Hunters. Plus, she impersonates Robin so that the family can maintain their public image.

    • @Daniel-qu5xd
      @Daniel-qu5xd 2 месяца назад +10

      @@Tam-lv1mp maybe not in Penacony but on her trailer she is crazy af.

  • @Captain_M27
    @Captain_M27 2 месяца назад +94

    I can definitely see the trailblazer in the jail saying " bars are made to be broken"

  • @tealynx
    @tealynx 2 месяца назад +157

    I vote Dan Heng for "few years in prison" tier if only for being born in jail

    • @McFurinaa
      @McFurinaa 9 дней назад

      That made me cackle idk why

    • @kaijingarou6526
      @kaijingarou6526 7 дней назад

      He canonically belongs in that tier xD

  • @sharpiedraw9831
    @sharpiedraw9831 2 месяца назад +72

    The way Aventurine canonically got death sentenced and put on the electric chair

  • @Alister1310
    @Alister1310 2 месяца назад +203

    I do think Boothill could do at least a few years in prison because of the bounty he has on him

  • @Dias_12
    @Dias_12 2 месяца назад +129

    Man walks carrying Bethoveen’s body inside his coffin, 100% life sentence

  • @ANightattheOpera28
    @ANightattheOpera28 2 месяца назад +44

    Argenti is like Aang in that one ATLA episode where he goes to jail and gets everyone talking about their feelings completely by accident

  • @thedarksideofevan4690
    @thedarksideofevan4690 2 месяца назад +74

    Huohuo is also a judge from ten-lord commission, just like Hanya and Xueyi. There's no way she would commit trespassing.

    • @shrekatemyonions
      @shrekatemyonions 2 месяца назад +28

      You overestimate the Huo, despite her position she’s still Very susceptible to peer pressure

    • @alexpav845
      @alexpav845 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@shrekatemyonions even if this happens I doubt that she would get arrested. Judges of Ten-lords commission has greater authority than Cloud knights. So technically she can say "I'm on a mission" and nobody will question her actions.

    • @ice_melon__
      @ice_melon__ 2 месяца назад +10

      Huohuo wouldn't, but Tail would.

    • @flaria185
      @flaria185 2 месяца назад

      ​@@ice_melon__ indeed he would

    • @viroszelmire1391
      @viroszelmire1391 Месяц назад +5

      ⁠@@ice_melon__Tail has probably committed multiple unforgivable war crimes and is wanted in every state

  • @isotera_
    @isotera_ Месяц назад +8

    Technically Aventurine was canonically in for a life sentence before his schtick with Jade. And Boothill's bounty is 700 mil.

  • @delrodriguez9422
    @delrodriguez9422 2 месяца назад +63

    Why do I completely agree with this entire Tierlist with the exception of Sampo being a life sentence unless he manages to flirt and smooth talk his way into like a 30 year sentence😅

  • @lumzalum8863
    @lumzalum8863 2 месяца назад +36

    While I can see why Gallagher was placed where he was. Gallagher my love you have:
    - Kidnapped at least 3 people
    -Destroyed /altered official documents
    -Forged and used a fake ID
    -(this last one iffy) And attempted murder a few time
    He's quite the trouble maker and I wouldn't change it.

  • @meisbigfan
    @meisbigfan 2 месяца назад +22

    Sparkle is a literal terrorist. That is straight death sentence tier.
    Same for Jingliu and the other 3 Stellaron hunter mass murderers.
    QQ also feels like she got arrested once because she hung out with the wrong group of people that smuggled "the good stuff" when she was playing Celestial Jade. She got roped in and served 1 night in prison before being released for being innocent.

    • @wonderfulrose477
      @wonderfulrose477 2 месяца назад +2

      The worst sparkle did was the bomb threat which wouldn’t get you life in prison.

    • @shutup1037
      @shutup1037 2 месяца назад +3

      Acheron mostly kill wanted criminal tbh. While SH, yea probably life sentence

  • @RalseiRamparts
    @RalseiRamparts 2 месяца назад +56

    Honestly trailblazer would be given a life sentence for several reasons also making fun of an ipc worker (basically the space government 🤑)

    • @dontmindme2267
      @dontmindme2267 2 месяца назад +14

      I ❤ bullying skott

    • @jerryeljeremy7790
      @jerryeljeremy7790 2 месяца назад +3

      @@dontmindme2267 Wait till Scott pull that Ult with 12 stacks

    • @heppelhopv2
      @heppelhopv2 2 месяца назад +6

      I mean I don't you'd get in legal trouble for laughing at a government person IRL, but that depends on your country

    • @mikeliankuka
      @mikeliankuka 2 месяца назад

      Skott is such an anonnying

    • @theswap.
      @theswap. 2 месяца назад

      ​@@mikeliankuka nah skott is the goat ‼️

  • @MilkyGlint
    @MilkyGlint 2 месяца назад +24

    I can see my guy Blade putting in his dinner request in prison under the guise of his last meal only for him to revive and be put back in his cell.

  • @GamerLightWarrior456
    @GamerLightWarrior456 2 месяца назад +60

    You forgot about the death penalty.

    • @kool-aidman7454
      @kool-aidman7454 2 месяца назад +56

      Don't let Blade hear about that, he will surrender willingly.

    • @Gihellcy
      @Gihellcy 2 месяца назад +18

      Blade : YES PLEASE

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 2 месяца назад +18

      "Out of consideration for your mental health struggles that motivated these crimes, we have downgraded your death sentence to life in jail."

    • @emptyvoid5272
      @emptyvoid5272 Месяц назад

      European?

  • @ResidentEvilFan1123
    @ResidentEvilFan1123 2 месяца назад +14

    Argenti spending a night in jail and completely reforming his cell-mates is such a funny mental image

  • @dabbigailwilliams
    @dabbigailwilliams 2 месяца назад +40

    the IPC seems like they belong in both the top and bottom categories 😭 like they’re throwing people in the slammer but they’ve also done some TERRIBLE things that probably would be illegal if not for their connections

  • @HuaChengs_Left_Eye
    @HuaChengs_Left_Eye 2 месяца назад +75

    If boothill was even in prison I'd bail him out so fast. Bro deserves to live a life, not be sad in a jail cell

  • @NotlostMc
    @NotlostMc 2 месяца назад +12

    Huohuo is part of the tend lord's commission, so I feel she should have been put down into good noodle (I think she is too timid for arresting) since the commission wouldnt jail her imo.
    Anyways, I would also say Yanqing is the one arresting people, while Jing Yuan is the judge giving the warrant for their arrest.

  • @florac1995
    @florac1995 2 месяца назад +15

    Sampo regularly gets put into jail but doesn't spend much time in it"

    • @MelikeMei
      @MelikeMei 2 месяца назад

      Maybe he escapes lol

  • @lelouchvibritannia4028
    @lelouchvibritannia4028 2 месяца назад +27

    There should be a "Wanted But Evades Jail" tier, and Acheron should be in that. I don't think she ever gets arrested because of how mysterious and elusive she is. The only one that susses her out is Welt, and even then, they kinda became friends.

    • @wonderfulrose477
      @wonderfulrose477 2 месяца назад

      The list is about where they’d place based on the crimes or lack of they’ve committed

    • @muhammadazamkamran5696
      @muhammadazamkamran5696 Месяц назад +3

      That's like 40% of the characters.

    • @Phosphophyllite21
      @Phosphophyllite21 20 дней назад +1

      That's Aven, Acheron, the entirety of the Stellaron Hunters, the Masked Fools, arguably Dan Heng...

    • @tasvapontaranne6373
      @tasvapontaranne6373 7 дней назад

      Bootie definitely

  • @eertikrux666
    @eertikrux666 2 месяца назад +13

    Jiaoqiu is the kind of guy who would make false rhinoceros horns and sell them as “medicine” at the price of a regular real and illegal rhinoceros horns

  • @bloonbrawler9872
    @bloonbrawler9872 2 месяца назад +5

    My god, please someone animate the "regular at the local jail" tier, it's funny

  • @tim-myton6361
    @tim-myton6361 2 месяца назад +21

    Some notes:
    I knew the Stelleron Hunters would all get life sentences, we all did.
    Sampo and Sparkle, At first I thought they’d get life too, but now I think you put them in the right place.
    I’m pretty sure that Aventurine actually did spend a few years in prison, so that checks out.
    Boothill probably should have been higher on the list, he’s got a big bounty on his head too, and He’s probably turned a few high-profile skulls into Swiss cheese.
    I feel like Yunli would have been arrested once, not for a street brawl, but for melting down a cursed sword she probably should have checked on first.
    Bailu probably got arrested for breaking her permanent curfew, multiple times.
    Love the Express Dynamic, I dig it. Also would Dan Heng’s one time being arrested be him leaving IL life behind for the express?
    Everything else, love it chefs kiss, please make more of these with Genshin and WuWa

    • @wonderfulrose477
      @wonderfulrose477 2 месяца назад

      He spent years in prison as a slave tho not cuz of crimes he committed.

    • @tim-myton6361
      @tim-myton6361 2 месяца назад

      @@wonderfulrose477 didn’t he also kill his master?

  • @ayatomisubi5156
    @ayatomisubi5156 2 месяца назад +8

    if there is one thing i have learned with characters there have closed eyes all the time, they fall into 2 categories. Sweetest mf you will ever meet or absolutely psycho

  • @haydenburns6644
    @haydenburns6644 2 месяца назад +12

    You asked about welt and hemiko about HI3 but loucha is also suspected to be in that game and that version of him is like a backstabbing demon

  • @KazKorners
    @KazKorners Месяц назад +4

    Robin: good noodle 😁
    Also Robin: makes her fan crash a car

  • @fangthefabulous1132
    @fangthefabulous1132 2 месяца назад +1

    Love that Argenti had such a THICC sound effect.
    I love the idea he helps turn criminals' life around, and possibly be in touch to help them out too.

  • @heppelhopv2
    @heppelhopv2 2 месяца назад +5

    8:41 My my that sure sounds... interesting 😳

  • @sheridanwolf
    @sheridanwolf 2 месяца назад +3

    I think Yukong got some Starkiff shenanigan fines when she was younger. 😂

  • @arinekochan
    @arinekochan 2 месяца назад +8

    can we get Reverse 1999 Marry, Kiss, Kill next now that there's new character???? :)

    • @Koomaxx
      @Koomaxx  2 месяца назад +3

      👀👀 that’s on my agenda soon!

    • @arinekochan
      @arinekochan Месяц назад +1

      @@Koomaxx I can't wait!!

  • @pufferfish9456
    @pufferfish9456 2 месяца назад +4

    Herta's puppets would get caught and she would go to jail for it if the puppet escapes lol

  • @Nira-bw5bx
    @Nira-bw5bx 2 месяца назад +3

    Boothill and Sparkle gotta go to life sentence Boothills bounty is very high and he’s a forking terrorist. And I don’t need to say anything about sparkle…. Love it though

  • @jerrsey
    @jerrsey Месяц назад +1

    3:49 I can definitely see Welt getting arrested once as he killed Himekos dad

  • @mashgodoy
    @mashgodoy 2 месяца назад +4

    qingque's work counts as life in prison for her

  • @milicajakovljevic6288
    @milicajakovljevic6288 2 месяца назад +1

    There needs to be a category named "Hundred consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole" for Luocha. His Otto face is all the proof needed

  • @Twin227
    @Twin227 2 месяца назад +1

    Fr the tiers I thought if 2 one being death sentences like for sparkle for terrorism and the second would be either escape prison or never get caught

  • @SleepyKurisu
    @SleepyKurisu 2 месяца назад +1

    The regulars at the local jail is literally the exact definition of that one Quagsire meme where's it's a bunch of Quagsires all going "Quaaaaaag!!!!" and the caption says the water bottle collection sitting in my room when I bring a freshly opened one into my room 🤣
    Also Clara is such a innocent noodle! Yeah she knows some skills but she didn't do anything....yet aside from being in what could arguably be a questionable powerful faction of Robots

  • @toastiexists1990
    @toastiexists1990 2 месяца назад +1

    as a sampo fangirl, i'd say he's gotten a life sentence collectively across all his crimes and because he escapes jail within 48 hours of being put in every time

  • @Grayewicked
    @Grayewicked Месяц назад +1

    No jailtime can hold both Sampo and Sparkle down.

  • @ashthefan179
    @ashthefan179 2 месяца назад +2

    Sampo is just a regular at the local jail. Sparkle is a life sentencer 😂

  • @miinchi
    @miinchi 2 месяца назад +2

    I think that they would just give up in arresting Black Swan since she can escape

  • @GIN.356.A
    @GIN.356.A Месяц назад +1

    5:22 "Local at the regular jail" 😂

  • @jamesscalzo3033
    @jamesscalzo3033 2 месяца назад +1

    Loved the video @Koomaxx! Can't wait for the next video Girl! Somehow I think Sparkle would be at the Low end of "Life in Prison" Because of the Bombs she Planted as if they were Mines. She's like the Joker in Honkai: Star Rail but if Joker was using Padoru/Fumo versions of himself as the Bombs which likely counts as some sort of Terrorism.
    As for Bronya, Take me to Jail Grey Eyes. *Five minutes later* Wait, this isn't a Jail cell. Bronya?!?
    Bronya: *Slyly Turns to face me* "Do you really expect me to put the Man that I truly love and would gladly keep the Silvermane Lineage going with in some Filthy Jail Cell?"
    Me: *Groans in Disbelief* "Oh dear Quilipoth Bronya!!!! I meant it as a Joke... Because of how Much of a Natural Beauty Queen you are in your own right." *Sighs* "I don't know why I wasn't expecting you to take things this Seriously though. I really should've seen this coming."
    *I Flash my Arms around the Room that was actually Bronya's Bed Chambers with me on Bronya's Bed, my Shoes were Off, my Hat and Coat Hung up by the Door along with my Gear and my Shirt was Halfway Open as well as what seems like my Arms and Legs were Lightly Tied to Bronya's Bed. The Latter I only noticed as I was moving my Arms around and Look a Bronya to get a Mischievous and Rueful look from her in return.*
    Me: *Realizing what's about to happen* "Oh No you didn't! Bronya Rand, I know you did not just even remotely Tie me down to your bed..."
    Bronya: *Seductively Approaches me* *Chuckles* "Well, I would have needed to if you hadn't left me alone for so long and not even a Hand Written Letter from you as well." *Pouts* "Hmph~"
    *Bronya proceeds to playfully run her Fingers along my Body from my Collarbone down towards a Certain area below the Belt on a Guy.*
    Me: *Slightly Embarrassed* "U-Uh, Bronya, Honey?...."
    Bronya: *Still running her Fingers up and down my body* "Hmm?"
    Me: *Starting to Blush, Heavily* "If this is some way to get me to Try and Make up for what I've done...."
    Bronya: *Flashes her Gorgeous Gray Eyes while Still Pouting and Running her fingers up and down my body* "Hmm..."
    Me: *Blushing to the Point of Looking like Elmo from Sesame Street* "...You're doing a Damn good job at doing that."
    Bronya: *Seductively Climbs into the Bed and Starts to Straddle Me* "Mmm Hmm." *Looks down at my Face and Immediately Starts getting a Fit of the Giggles* "You're Face is So Incredibly Flushed right Now.... Why do you look cute even like This? Hehehe." *She then lies down on top of me, resting her Chin on her Hands as she crosses them over my Chest* "Come on Handsome. I want to know as much of your Latest Shenanigans as possible."
    Me: *Slightly Nervous* "Uh, it would be a lot easier if I wasn't Tied up." *Notices that Bronya's Wearing a Few Things from an Outfit I Got for her about 6 Months Ago* "Oooo, Is that part of the Outfit I Got you a while back?"
    Bronya: *A Big Smile comes on her face as she Giggles* "Mmm Hmm. I told you I'd wear these only for when it's just us.~"
    *Bronya Gives me a Quick Kiss before proceeding to Untie me from her Bed, Planting her Cleavage on my Face in the Process. We then Get a Little bit Cozy and She Snuggles up next to me, Resting her Head on my Chest and Shoulder Area, and I Tell her about everything that's happened since our First Few Nights Together.*
    Me: *Talking about what Happened* "Well, Let's see. Um, Koomaxx has been at it again with her Various Tielists. She's also had some more Rounds of 'Honkai: Star Rail Hunger Games' and just did one for 'Zenless Zone Zero' as well. She's also found herself a Guy as well, Uh... Rei I think is his name, from one of the Guy Groups in 'Ensemble: All Stars' and I'm Supposed to be Getting something set-up for them but I've put that off for a Long time now."
    Bronya: *Sighs as she Snuggles in a little bit more* "Well that's good for Maxx, then again, A lot of Girls like bad Boy's from time to time and I know one in particular as well."
    Me: *Looks to her with a Glare on my face* "Mmm? Who's that?"
    Bronya: *Glares at me for having asked that, knowing I know who she's talking about.* "It's you Silly!"
    Me: *Starts Laughing with Bronya over that* "I Know, I'm being silly ya nut!" *Chuckles* "Come here you."
    *I then Kiss Bronya on the Lips before continuing with what happened.*
    Me: *Settling back down* "Okay, so anyways. Uh, I've managed to grab some of the Unit Cards for Flames of War Version 4 and Team Yankee and apparently they've also been done for Flames of War Vietnam and Fate of a Nation for the Arabs and the Israelis so, I've got More to look for now...."
    Bronya: *Growls because she was just starting to be happy for me on something.* "Mmmm...."
    Me: "Yep, Quite the Pain in the Backside since I can't get the Books or the Actual Cards themselves. Uhhh, I've got a New Operation planned, this time for ArmA 3....."
    Bronya: *Bluntly* "Do you ever think about us James?"
    Me: *Looks down at her* "Hmm?"
    Bronya: "I mean Me and The Girls and even Prinz Eugen from Azur Lane. Do you ever think about us?"
    Me: "I mean I do think about you all from time to time. But then I end up remembering all the Work that has to be done before we can finally be together."
    Bronya: "Hmm...."
    Me: "Hey, Bronya.... I do love you though babe."
    Let me know what you think about this and I'll catch you in your next video Girl! In case anyone was wondering, I spent about an hour Typing this up.

  • @ediaksel1218
    @ediaksel1218 2 месяца назад +1

    I'd love to see more WuWa tier lists :)

  • @lennyfacebutnotreally3198
    @lennyfacebutnotreally3198 2 месяца назад +2

    Since Sushang is a cloud knight, shouldn't she be in the "Puts people in jail"? Or am I misjudging the cloud knight's role in the Xianzhou?
    Also, Yukong *would* be in "Arrested once" but not for "doing something for the greater good" reasons, she was a MENACE in her younger years, I don't remember her story well, but I think the reasons she joined the... Basically the Air Force of the Loufu (forgot the name) is because she was a Starkif Speedracer (illegal racer) and when she got caught Jing Yuan went "Actually, have you considered joining the Air Force? We'll drop the sentence if you do" and she did, so like... Yeah (I may be misremembering, but even then, this sounds about right lol)

  • @xyndraxyndra9645
    @xyndraxyndra9645 2 месяца назад

    love dan heng and Imbibitor Lunae being in different durations of prison because he is one of the few that has CANONICALLY been in jail (The Shackling Prison)
    which you could easily argue was a Lifetime for IL (given Molting Rebirth) and only once for Dan Heng

  • @samcarver5060
    @samcarver5060 Месяц назад

    Canonically Serval either got arrested by Cocolia or her old college room mate had her violently ejected from quilopoth Fort.

  • @matiasmacchiavello
    @matiasmacchiavello 2 месяца назад +1

    7:29 girl that’s terrorism, it’s the opposite of life sentence lol

  • @krys9463
    @krys9463 2 месяца назад

    Personal headcanon, Sampo usually ends up in the local county jail, but then Sparkle decided to prank him by disguising herself as him then did a bunch of stuff (like planting fake bombs) and that results in him ending up with a lengthy sentence in prison. However he doesn't want to stay there for that long, especially if he didn't even do anything, so he breaks out and now is constantly on the run while still pulling his usual tricks.
    I feel like the Masked Fools would definitely prank their fellow members. 🤣

  • @darkdude1996ify
    @darkdude1996ify 2 месяца назад +13

    I love how Blade is double-dipping between the Stellaron Hunters and the Luofu troublemakers.
    It still feels weird seeing our precious cutie-patootie Firefly as a hardened criminal tbh.
    Topaz is one of those types that puts people in jail now, but definitely spent some time behind bars when she was younger.
    It feels like the whole jail, prisoners and guards alike, would benefit from having Argenti in jail. Even if he's not supposed to be there.
    Dr. Ratio a lawful person? Huh? The guy who plunged the entirety of Herta's Space Station into chaos with kidnappings and terrorist threats as a "test"?
    Boothill is an intergalactically wanted criminal what are you on about? lmao

    • @WhatamIdoingwithmylif3
      @WhatamIdoingwithmylif3 2 месяца назад +3

      Did you play the 1.6 quest with your eyes closed be honest.

    • @darkdude1996ify
      @darkdude1996ify 2 месяца назад +1

      @@WhatamIdoingwithmylif3 Shhh don't tell anyone I skipped those 🤫

    • @WhatamIdoingwithmylif3
      @WhatamIdoingwithmylif3 2 месяца назад +1

      @@darkdude1996ify Thanks for the actually honest reply 😭

  • @smthidk7034
    @smthidk7034 23 дня назад +1

    didn't robin lead the paparazi off a cliff in her myriad celestia trailer?

  • @rochefelix
    @rochefelix 2 месяца назад

    Welt command you to knell after saw this list. Grandpa is dangerous

  • @lavenderandchrysanthemums9441
    @lavenderandchrysanthemums9441 2 месяца назад +11

    1:45 but he does get one from Sampo in the nights~~~

  • @WEIYZ.
    @WEIYZ. 2 месяца назад

    Locals at the jail group is where the party's at definitely they're just chilling behind bars 🤣

  • @dragonex4723
    @dragonex4723 2 месяца назад +1

    Dan Heng got arrested before he was born

  • @kool-aidman7454
    @kool-aidman7454 2 месяца назад +3

    Tfw you realize your girlfriend is a war criminal.

  • @jolly3514
    @jolly3514 2 месяца назад +1

    No way you put the one character that literally grew up in jail in the 'arrested once' category

  • @camriwages6751
    @camriwages6751 Месяц назад

    Qingque is definitely running an underground gambling ring.

  • @lightyumia8675
    @lightyumia8675 2 месяца назад

    I headcanon dan heng IL as being in prison because he has been mistaken as his "evil" twin brother dan feng in this alternate prison universe

  • @varanisshouyou4379
    @varanisshouyou4379 2 месяца назад

    Serval might be regular at local jail she gives rebel teenager vibe

  • @himmelaoj1834
    @himmelaoj1834 Месяц назад

    Well, Sushang is a cop actually😂. Her mom wants her in the cloud knight to practice but none of the officers dare to put her into any serious mission, so her job is to patrol on the street every day.
    And also, among ALL the playable characters so far, Sushang is the only one who actually doesn't worry about anything and lives a happy life😂.

  • @blademanstrick5417
    @blademanstrick5417 20 дней назад

    acheron life sentence if they can hold her, she does a jail break

  • @Drifblim066
    @Drifblim066 2 месяца назад +1

    Herta would probably get Asta to serve her prison time I mean if she got Asta to pay her debt then……

  • @kirbydude667
    @kirbydude667 2 месяца назад +1

    Why no death penalty? I feel like a lot of the characters in life sentence would get it

  • @yuzuichikawa
    @yuzuichikawa 2 месяца назад

    LMAO " It's against the law." I died xD

  • @jonathancapel3595
    @jonathancapel3595 2 месяца назад

    Huohuo is a judge, so I don't think she would have been arrested. Also, because she's a judge, the Ghost Hunter squad's crew would have legal backing. Guinaifen would probably get arrested a few times anyways because of her other activities and Sushang would probably get caught up at least once or twice.
    For the Stellaron Hunters, the only one I would somewhat contest is Firefly since in HSR, the vast majority of people don't realize that Firefly and SAM are the same person. If she were found out, though, yeah, she's joining her friends.
    I think you forgot that Pela is also part of Belobog's military, so she would also be putting people in jail. The whole Belobog museum quest was us partnering with her to track down and arrest criminals after all.

    • @Phosphophyllite21
      @Phosphophyllite21 20 дней назад

      Firefly herself is still arrested once at minimum (having snuck into Penacony). SAM is life sentence.

  • @hmmmmm6907
    @hmmmmm6907 2 месяца назад +1

    Easy, everyone is in life sentence because Sparkle framed everyone

  • @angelachelsey9984
    @angelachelsey9984 3 дня назад

    Jiaoqiu will be war crimes because I think he took part in the abundance war. Not sure though

  • @glacier7794
    @glacier7794 Месяц назад

    Love how you impersonate the character's reactions xD

  • @bobdagno4036
    @bobdagno4036 2 месяца назад

    Luka do kinda be a local at the regular jail.

  • @tasvapontaranne6373
    @tasvapontaranne6373 7 дней назад

    Not the 1st vid I notice Koomaxx has quite a peculiar opinion on Luka. I prescribe reading his lore definitely.
    Also, Ratio the good noodle, srsly? 🤣

  • @juviegar3403
    @juviegar3403 2 месяца назад

    Sushang is a Cloud Knight, she definitely puts people in jail.

  • @meisstupid1831
    @meisstupid1831 2 месяца назад +1

    from this list alone, it proves that i like bad girls

  • @angelask8te678
    @angelask8te678 Месяц назад

    Did anyone hear “a local at the regular jail 5:21” 😭😂

  • @katja_d
    @katja_d Месяц назад

    Funny how I mostly main the life sentence and putting people in jail categories 😂

  • @Nore_Ma
    @Nore_Ma 2 месяца назад

    the stellaron hunters casually overtaking the whole category for themselves lol

  • @Aiden5763
    @Aiden5763 Месяц назад

    Nah dan hang is on life sentence my dude was a littéral fugitive

  • @TernaryTomcat34
    @TernaryTomcat34 10 дней назад

    We gonna forget the fact that dan heng/il had already spent 20-100 years in prison😭

  • @Catsngame1130
    @Catsngame1130 Месяц назад

    Bro sparkle literally drugged people, assault and battery, she even had bombs like bro
    She is getting life

  • @Dragonking-vp4sx
    @Dragonking-vp4sx 2 месяца назад +2

    1:30 …who’s gonna tell her?

  • @ramirodominguezaguiar
    @ramirodominguezaguiar 2 месяца назад +1

    Ruan Mei: Yo que hago aquí arriba, es que no me acuerdo.

  • @animemagic424
    @animemagic424 Месяц назад

    Which one of them would do community service?

  • @jerryeljeremy7790
    @jerryeljeremy7790 2 месяца назад +4

    Jiaoqiu alongside Tingyun will be acceptable when 2.5 reveal that he actually is Phantylia in disguise (again) but it's still my speculation

  • @c.voyegger4421
    @c.voyegger4421 2 месяца назад

    90+% of the IPC management members would get placed above the Life Sentence tag

  • @aeso3555
    @aeso3555 2 месяца назад

    Sampo is the Eddie Guerrero of Star Rail. His entire motto is "I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal"

  • @SM-ys8lw
    @SM-ys8lw Месяц назад

    boothill is life in jail, he is on the ipc most wanted list (this is partially because he hates the opc and thus targets them)

  • @pumpalin8661
    @pumpalin8661 Месяц назад

    Dan heng was in the shackling prison for a while right? Or was it just Dan feng

  • @andrewnomicon
    @andrewnomicon Месяц назад

    Natasha? Leader of rebel organization? I cannot seem to recall that from ingame dialogues and lore.

    • @tasvapontaranne6373
      @tasvapontaranne6373 7 дней назад

      However, she was. Basically, she's Oleg's right hand

    • @andrewnomicon
      @andrewnomicon 7 дней назад

      @@tasvapontaranne6373 Are you referring to Wildfire? That's NOT a rebel organization.

    • @tasvapontaranne6373
      @tasvapontaranne6373 5 дней назад

      @@andrewnomicon oh, I might've forgotten already

  • @drmrpumpkin4
    @drmrpumpkin4 Месяц назад

    Why is Huohuo arrested? She was asigned to keep an oye on Gui, she was not part of the gang before

  • @evoltblackhole8677
    @evoltblackhole8677 2 месяца назад

    Silver wolf and yunli
    They both need severe correction
    20 children each!!!

  • @shinrinwitch5832
    @shinrinwitch5832 2 месяца назад +2

    Sampo is on Life Sentence cause he's a repeat offender. 😂

  • @EnigmataFollower
    @EnigmataFollower 2 месяца назад +7

    Dr Ratio would be higher because he could kill his student with a chalk and say it an accident 💀

  • @AliceAngel66698
    @AliceAngel66698 Месяц назад

    I have to say that half of the characters cannot be in present they will escape or they cannot even be arrested because they don't have physical body 🗣️🗣️ black swan 💀

  • @midnytenova5813
    @midnytenova5813 2 месяца назад

    Hi hello I love your vids and was wondering if you could do a hsr version of your Genshin voice impressions video? I would die to hear you take a crack at aventurines voice. If not that’s totally cool and you’re totally cool.

    • @Koomaxx
      @Koomaxx  2 месяца назад

      That does sound fun, I might take a stab at that sometime!

  • @aramis4347
    @aramis4347 2 месяца назад

    I thought Star Rail was very quiet recently

    • @jerryeljeremy7790
      @jerryeljeremy7790 2 месяца назад

      2.5 livestreams drop in 5 days, it's building up again

    • @heppelhopv2
      @heppelhopv2 2 месяца назад

      Well I need to catch up somehow 😭

  • @Unsocialrando
    @Unsocialrando 2 месяца назад

    Are we going to ignore the fact that Gepard technically endorsed crimes against humanity/war crimes?
    BTW THIS IS NOTHING AGAINST GEPARD I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH FOR THAT

  • @minerminecrafter464
    @minerminecrafter464 Месяц назад

    no stelaron hunter would actually do their sentence tho