【SKIT】 BREAKING NEWS: SEIJA KIJIN ARRESTED AT TOUHOUFEST 2024?! (GONE WRONG/GONE WILD)

[@g.blosom669]

For those who didn't readed:
"][Seija Kijin Causing Havoc And Aprehended By Touhoufest Security][Weather Quite Nice,Courtesy Of Tenshi][Meiling Cosplayers At Risk Of Catching Fire Due To How Hot They Are][A-One Merch Sold Out Three Hours In][I dont Have A Teleprompter Please Help][Aya's Album Bouts Drop,Eminem's Been Real Quiet Since][Sunburns In Attendees Skyrocket][Prince Miko In Shambles After Losing Polls][Animal Realm Yakuza In Kahoots With Touhoufest Or Just On Vacation?][Shout Out To Simpleflips][Cirno Revoked Of Math Degree For Being A Baka][Thank You All For Attending"

[@kishinjou]

sorry my bad

[@AspergerPlays]

It's ok, you've been forgiven

[@KowoishiKowomeiji]

Your crimes have "not been forgiven"

[@KaroshiSalad2000s]

More Like, Our Bad.

[@the24thcolossusjustchillin39]

Get her!

[@ingkknswn6275]

Narrator: She is in fact, not sorry

[@dyingscarlet]

I like how there's a clearly violent criminal, but instead of helping Aya just whips her microphone out

[@oscara1573]

Peak journalism

[@happyflies2434]

So much theft!
Did she steal my cat?

[@deltasiIver64]

More theft than Marisa on god

[@joeybeta]

Seeing "Shout out to Simpleflips" gave me some kind of whiplash

[@SpringySpring04]

Wait where??

[@SirTophamHakurei]

The crime rate has decreased substantially

[@starriderma5014]

Only Seija “cannot” escape from the law

[@AudioAviary]

>sunburns in attendees skyrocket
Oh boy, I know all about that. Still had a lot of fun though!

[@murrygoldberg5832]

Shout out to the g in the back who's on his laptop, just minding his business with all that happening.

[@fluto9093]

The taoism saved the day :D

[@raka2844]

idk if this was intentional but the questionable long intro and almot unreadable bottom text is make this skit funnier

[@ampullae6529]

crazy amount of incidents in the garden this year, call it gensokyo 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯

[@StolenYellowMug]

What we have learned today on TouhouFest:
Never let Futo be a cop on TouhouFest

[@temoh293]

Once more justice won

[@TekNikEOSD]

now THIS is news

[@adiutrixpiafidelis]

futo with pants

[@AspergerPlays]

futo with pants

[@LuNa_097]

futo with

[@jjosseph]

futo

[@lauren9536]

Me patiently waiting 2 more years so I can go to Touhoufest as an adult :D

[@Hispaniardboiiii2009]

I love touhou fandom

[@Hispaniardboiiii2009]

@@J-gf6bn 😶

[@kapa_nitori]

holy shit shameimaru news channel

[@utsuho_reiuji11]

futo took reimus job so she would take her money

[@Rócherz]

Yup, another incident solved.

[@長谷川-w7j]

めっちゃ面白い！
やっぱり海外の方は発想が天才的だなぁ😂❤

[@touhoufestofficial]

ありがとうございます！

[@coolstraw7682]

futo arresting her xd

[@pelinalwhitestrake3367]

Tall futo

[@Ultra_7]

Thank goodness some justice is being served. She drained the water supply and even stole my keys

[@Javi_Lacking]

What about the three doppelgangers doing even *more* theft? Flippy was framed I tells ya!

[@akai9-ball404]

Marisa pulled the rope after this her title gitzz theft💀

[@telestare]

Futo doing sages' work rn

[@AspergerPlays]

I see what you did there.

[@DoujinDude]

Glad to see the Gensokyo press doing their job!

[@JungéShikisanki]

IMPASTABLE (Spellcard)!!!!!

[@RadicalCluster]

ayaya!

[@arcticphoenix2789]

That seems on brand here. Life intimidating art

[@Revermb]

Glad to see delta was fast on the scene.

[@Sakuya_the_maid955]

Shes need go to jail now

[@spaghettiking7312]

Futo is on lock.

[@samingiminecraft]

LOL reallife touhou!!!!

[@boomertunes4410]

free her she ain't do nothin

[@VariAsterD]

Waiting for an MMD version!

[@elephantt2077]

Aya with Southern accent is what I needed today

[@deltasiIver64]

Is the accent really that visible??

[@elephantt2077]

@@deltasiIver64 Not really, but I actually love it lmao

[@deltasiIver64]

@@elephantt2077 Ah, that’s good then!

[@kopuuuu]

ナ　ン　ダ　コ　レ

[@AspergerPlays]

これは 東方 です。

[@ZatohRondohoon3227]

xDDDD

[@bluenightgenso6390]

I think the intro is too long lmao

[@Technae]

:D

[@TokyoNightGirlLofi]

💕💕Wow🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🤍🤍🧡