How to Defend a Star Fortress Forever in the 16th and Early 17th Century

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @SandRhomanHistory
    @SandRhomanHistory  3 года назад +721

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    • @clintmoor422
      @clintmoor422 3 года назад +6

      brilliant video thanks! hope it does well!!!

    • @antonisauren8998
      @antonisauren8998 3 года назад +13

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    • @CyberApexQZ5
      @CyberApexQZ5 3 года назад +2

      Can you make a viedo how to build the perfect star shaped fortress or you can make a viedo about ww1 fortresses

    • @CyberApexQZ5
      @CyberApexQZ5 3 года назад

      I'm a big fan of you !

    • @user-lj5xn4ro2g
      @user-lj5xn4ro2g 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/ddbtPfV4QdY/видео.html

  • @TimDutch
    @TimDutch 3 года назад +18139

    Next time i will find myself defending a star fortress i will definitely use these tips.

    • @SandRhomanHistory
      @SandRhomanHistory  3 года назад +3770

      can happen any day, you never know

    • @Flow86767
      @Flow86767 3 года назад +470

      You will in total war Empire 😳

    • @TimDutch
      @TimDutch 3 года назад +320

      @@Flow86767 If only CA would create Empire II. I am still waiting...

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 3 года назад +25

      @@SandRhomanHistory hahahaha

    • @joekrebs964
      @joekrebs964 3 года назад +18

      Never say never…

  • @dan8910100
    @dan8910100 3 года назад +7656

    Fun Fact: The base of the Statue of Liberty sits atop an old star fort that was built for the war of 1812

    • @Keifsanderson
      @Keifsanderson 3 года назад +518

      Very cool. Thanks. I had no idea. Had thought the base was merely decorative.

    • @aldrinmilespartosa1578
      @aldrinmilespartosa1578 3 года назад +133

      Its really cool if think of it

    • @oleksijm
      @oleksijm 3 года назад +82

      Mind. Blown.

    • @rogerelzenga4465
      @rogerelzenga4465 3 года назад +107

      fun fact.... my whole country has star shaped cities.... he's actually talking about my city >.>

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 3 года назад +9

      @@rogerelzenga4465 Italy?

  • @noahchristopher6144
    @noahchristopher6144 3 года назад +3291

    "Mi'lord, they are upons us! What are your orders!?"
    Me francticly watching video: "Shut-up I'm in still on the intro!"

    • @evryatis2853
      @evryatis2853 3 года назад +486

      "THE CASTLE, MOVE IT NEAR THE RIVER!"
      "SIR?"

    • @TheZenytram
      @TheZenytram 3 года назад +49

      are the "mi" part of "mi lord" still pronounced "mee" cuz that was the pronunciation of "my" at the time the phrase "mi'lord" was coined?

    • @bobfrank3575
      @bobfrank3575 3 года назад +4

      @Zenytram Searon big brain think

    • @TheZenytram
      @TheZenytram 3 года назад +37

      @@bobfrank3575 a much bigger brain is thinking about the origin of the word "Lord" which was "hlaf weard" which means "loaf keeper".
      so my lord means "my bread dealer"

    • @ClassifiedPerson
      @ClassifiedPerson 3 года назад +11

      And then youtube unskipable double ads.

  • @brennencox516
    @brennencox516 3 года назад +4176

    "How To Defend A Star Fortress Forever"
    Step 1. Have infinite food and men.
    Step 2.
    Step 3, done.

    • @dr.shibleehassankhan8023
      @dr.shibleehassankhan8023 3 года назад +310

      step 2 have unlimited Water and immortal troops

    • @auroraflos2498
      @auroraflos2498 3 года назад +147

      If you have that you can conquer the whole fucking world

    • @magolvl9274
      @magolvl9274 3 года назад +21

      What about gunpowder?

    • @christopherwyatt9754
      @christopherwyatt9754 3 года назад +97

      "How To Defend A Star Fortress Forever"
      Step 1. enter god mode cheat code.
      Step 2.sit back and watch your cannons nuke your enemy.
      Step 3, done.

    • @yuribezmenovthegreat4705
      @yuribezmenovthegreat4705 3 года назад +7

      @@magolvl9274 kame hame ha

  • @kvoltti
    @kvoltti 3 года назад +2549

    The Spanish “Don’t worry once it’s winter we’ll march over the frozen water”
    The Dutch “….. get the ice skates “

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul 3 года назад +150

      The skate lancer division.

    • @merdas9058
      @merdas9058 3 года назад +92

      Now I'm curious how would a ice skating sword fight look like

    • @jerrykwan150
      @jerrykwan150 3 года назад +130

      @@merdas9058 I would imagine that they would use curved slashing blades as opposed to straight stabbing ones. If fighting on ice, getting your weapon stuck in an enemy would render you a sitting duck and possibly ruin your balance. I also think that skating would allow for a cavalry-like speed optimal for slashing attacks. If stabbing was used I think it'd be in the form of one-off pikes or spears that were abandoned after stabbing someone in a charge.

    • @Muenni
      @Muenni 3 года назад +19

      War sledge incoming!

    • @nicholaswallen8147
      @nicholaswallen8147 3 года назад +17

      @@jerrykwan150 CURVED. BLADES.!!!

  • @JanHans
    @JanHans 3 года назад +4458

    The Hague Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property in the Event of Armed Conflict is by far the most useful tool in order to protect your 16th century star fortresses

    • @birgaripadam7112
      @birgaripadam7112 3 года назад +14

      What is that?

    • @not-a-theist8251
      @not-a-theist8251 3 года назад +55

      lmao

    • @finderdiler
      @finderdiler 3 года назад +307

      @@birgaripadam7112 TLDR: Stuff that is relevant for Culture, e.g. Books, special architecture, and so on, is protected under this treaty from desctruction and plunder.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hague_Convention_for_the_Protection_of_Cultural_Property_in_the_Event_of_Armed_Conflict

    • @birgaripadam7112
      @birgaripadam7112 3 года назад +6

      @@finderdiler oh thanks
      I thought you are talking about a boom series or joke about another video

    • @townazier
      @townazier 3 года назад +136

      Very nice strategy, seems overlooked in recent conflicts.

  • @eingew
    @eingew 3 года назад +627

    9:00 Psychological warfare about food stock: In my hometown Neuss there is a story about one time during the countless sieges the city endured they had it really rough and almost no food left. So they decided to take their last cow for a walk on the wall to mock their enemies.

    • @terribledeadlinegameplay
      @terribledeadlinegameplay 3 года назад +152

      they did a little trolling

    • @diatonicdelirium1743
      @diatonicdelirium1743 3 года назад +59

      Good thinking, even if it got shot the meat would be usable!

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 3 года назад +187

      Considering how many cities feature this story in their history books, it was probably rather common at a certain point in time. The viennese version of this tale is even wittier, as they walked their last ox on the wall, painted it white, went for yet another walk, painted it black, for a third walk and so on. The goal was to make the besiegers believe that there were many oxen left.

    • @warthoggoulags1679
      @warthoggoulags1679 2 года назад +12

      @@valentinmitterbauer4196 there's also a story like this in france during the muslim invasion in the early middle ages

    • @hotman_pt_
      @hotman_pt_ 2 года назад +7

      @@valentinmitterbauer4196 Portugal also has an old story similar to this

  • @rolypoly4920
    @rolypoly4920 3 года назад +1519

    I'm sorry, but if I have to siege a city for 21 years, then clearly they want it more than I do. I would have let them keep Crete.

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 3 года назад +73

      I think a country the size of Bangladesh could be built for 21 years, and Bangladesh is likely worth as much as 1,000,000 middle age cities.

    • @spencervance8484
      @spencervance8484 3 года назад +189

      @@1mol831 ...ok?

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 3 года назад +142

      @@1mol831 Huh?

    • @captaindonut5240
      @captaindonut5240 3 года назад +121

      @@1mol831 what

    • @alexvig2369
      @alexvig2369 3 года назад +2

      That's because you're a weak man

  • @definitelyapersonandnotadog
    @definitelyapersonandnotadog 3 года назад +771

    Spain:we need to buy more supplies for the war
    Dutch: I Heard you want to buy something
    Spain: but we’re at war with you
    Dutch: And do you want to buy or not don’t waste our time

    • @johncharleson8733
      @johncharleson8733 2 года назад +37

      Hilarious in that the Dutch first reaction would be to sell.

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 Год назад +18

      It was just good business

    • @benji45645
      @benji45645 Год назад +17

      This is the irl equivalent of getting the economic victory condition in a 4X game

    • @moblinmajorgeneral
      @moblinmajorgeneral Год назад +12

      People often fail to realize that countries at war with one another didn't stop trade with either side until World War II. Even in World War I, the US was paying royalties to Germany for the bolt on the M1903 bolt.

    • @HarrDarr
      @HarrDarr Год назад +1

      @@moblinmajorgeneral that's not trade though, nor is it as you say; the lawsuit wasn't finalized until 1921 and first payments were paid in after that

  • @mattm9470
    @mattm9470 3 года назад +245

    Wife: "Honey, why isn't the washing machine fixed yet? You said you were watching a how to video"
    Me: "Now technically thats still true..."

  • @Gandalf50Shades
    @Gandalf50Shades 3 года назад +1609

    SandRhoman History's next video: The Staggering Siege of the Hive City of Vervunhive

    • @SandRhomanHistory
      @SandRhomanHistory  3 года назад +461

      Since Abnett gives a lot of details and uses maps it would be possible to do :P

    • @AdairCorbin
      @AdairCorbin 3 года назад +81

      @@SandRhomanHistory I would love to see this as well.

    • @Gandalf50Shades
      @Gandalf50Shades 3 года назад +30

      @@SandRhomanHistory Its too bad he had to skip one half of the defense of Hagia, otherwise it would have made a great sequel

    • @birgaripadam7112
      @birgaripadam7112 3 года назад +9

      @@SandRhomanHistory please do it

    • @SandRhomanHistory
      @SandRhomanHistory  3 года назад +30

      @@Gandalf50Shades yeah but the series was at its best in Honor Guard and the following books, imo.

  • @JamesAce
    @JamesAce 3 года назад +1878

    My girlfriend actually lives in the village of "naarden" wich is an still almost tottaly intact star fortress in the netherlands next time im around ill use this video as a guide to keep the' in laws away! Many Thanks!

    • @holdthedoor8130
      @holdthedoor8130 3 года назад +104

      Dont forget the hand grenades!

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 3 года назад +36

      @@jakobinobles3263 If all of that don't work just try bad food, unwashed sheets and loud music.

    • @BoopSnoot
      @BoopSnoot 3 года назад +18

      to clarify, by "girlfriend" he means his hand, and by "in laws" he means his mom yelling at him to stop playing on the computer and get a job.

    • @baggiobeer5918
      @baggiobeer5918 3 года назад +6

      Ik ben er geboren Naarden vesting

    • @hispaniaerex8933
      @hispaniaerex8933 3 года назад +2

      @@BoopSnoot Stop to dusturb

  • @Holsp
    @Holsp 3 года назад +1092

    You know you got the defences in the bag when you hear "the people worship you sire!"

    • @luxlightlegend1273
      @luxlightlegend1273 3 года назад +109

      "The keep is enclosed"

    • @andrewgodly5739
      @andrewgodly5739 3 года назад +102

      You know you're doing bad if you hear "site your granary, sire"

    • @FigureOnAStick
      @FigureOnAStick 3 года назад +68

      "Wood Needed"

    • @mrgreatauk
      @mrgreatauk 3 года назад +51

      People are leaving the castle, my Lord!

    • @NcrXnbi
      @NcrXnbi 3 года назад +12

      If our kingdom is to prosper, it needs more heroes.

  • @robertharris6092
    @robertharris6092 3 года назад +732

    And then the enemies decide to just build a bigger star fort around your star fort.

    • @thecommunistdoggo1008
      @thecommunistdoggo1008 3 года назад +159

      Pretty much what Julius Ceasar did

    • @StoutProper
      @StoutProper 3 года назад +20

      In alesia? Think the mongols did something similar

    • @1orangutan656
      @1orangutan656 3 года назад +63

      @@StoutProper But Caeser did it first

    • @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479
      @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 3 года назад +42

      @@1orangutan656 who knows, some caveman in the mesopotamian age probably did

    • @jjrneptune
      @jjrneptune 3 года назад +35

      @@1orangutan656 Ok, and? I might be missing something, in fact I probably must be, but why does that matter? All Guinness did was say that they thought the mongols did something similar. Guinness didn’t say that the mongols did it first, they just asked if the mongols did it at all.

  • @Geralt.5261
    @Geralt.5261 3 года назад +247

    Me: Should actually learn for University since exams are next month.
    Random history RUclipsr: "Hey, wanna see how to defend a star fortress forever?"
    Me: "Well, better be safe than sorry."

    • @vectrom21
      @vectrom21 3 года назад

      Fuck our lives!

    • @ImperatorRom
      @ImperatorRom 2 года назад +6

      Hey, you never know when you could get transported to the past!! Or have to rebuild civilization from scratch! It's critical information. Now I'm going to see videos on metallurgy! :P

    • @ORAACLE8299
      @ORAACLE8299 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@ImperatorRomMy dreams be like:
      Btw give me the source!

  • @Wish-and-Hope
    @Wish-and-Hope 3 года назад +548

    Water, Earth, Fire, Stocks, Flesh, Time - the Avatar is Master of all Elements. But when the besieged needed him most - he disappeared...

    • @tomat05
      @tomat05 3 года назад +3

      lmfao

    • @CellGames2006
      @CellGames2006 3 года назад +30

      It was only after 100 years did me and my brother find a new Avatar, a RUclipsr named Sandroman, and even though he has a lot to learn I believe he can save the world...
      AVATAR - The Last Fortbender

    • @Wish-and-Hope
      @Wish-and-Hope 3 года назад +16

      @@alexanderthompson7164 Europe in peace and harmony - truly a fantasy setting!

    • @coatguards8032
      @coatguards8032 3 года назад +10

      @@CellGames2006 Warvatar, He who bends Forts either to be impenetrable or be besieged like a thin wood door.

    • @aapjew18
      @aapjew18 3 года назад +2

      Flesh bending too OP

  • @bengale9977
    @bengale9977 3 года назад +338

    Ironically in Antwerp it was the fixing of the price of bread, not the Spanish attempts at a blockade, which caused the merchants to stay away. They could make the same amount of money by just trading at home so they saw no reason to risk running the Spanish guns.

    • @evannibbe9375
      @evannibbe9375 3 года назад +22

      That’s where having a government elsewhere use eminent domain to give you bread bought from the merchants is a good idea

    • @PolishBehemoth
      @PolishBehemoth 3 года назад +1

      @@evannibbe9375 heh?

    • @RoyontheHill
      @RoyontheHill 3 года назад +16

      @@PolishBehemoth merchants; yay I got bread
      Government; I need bread , it's now mine
      Merchants ; aww :(

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun 2 года назад +1

      Don’t mess with the free market

    • @Joesolo13
      @Joesolo13 Год назад +2

      @@cara-seyun I'mma tread even harder now

  • @zetectic7968
    @zetectic7968 3 года назад +359

    Summary: hold out as long as you can to try and force a Pyrrhic victory on your enemy.
    Yet another interesting & well researched video, thanks

    • @rubenskiii
      @rubenskiii 3 года назад +35

      Yes, if you prove to be a worthy advisary you can negotiate surrender on very good terms. But there is a not definable Line you can't cross: If you hold out to stoutly the attackers might unleash revenge on your city, even if you surrendered on favourable terms. Breda will agree on this...

    • @alexandervlaescu9901
      @alexandervlaescu9901 3 года назад +7

      @@rubenskiii This is the biggest reason most sieges ended when the defenders approached low food or saw the inevitability in their loss.

    • @iliketurtles2322
      @iliketurtles2322 2 года назад

      Superficial research

  • @itchykami
    @itchykami 3 года назад +78

    Seeing all the careful covering and angling of parts of the forts, I can see why howitzers and indirect fire became far more popular.

    • @Igor369
      @Igor369 3 года назад +7

      Back to trebuchets

  • @xiiistepsforrequiem915
    @xiiistepsforrequiem915 3 года назад +639

    America: *Drops a Fatboy*
    Me in the fortress: "Well, shit.."

    • @datonecommieirongear2020
      @datonecommieirongear2020 3 года назад +80

      Me : *Climbs out of the rubble, weapon in hand* "NICE TRY, BUT FOREVER MEAN FOREVER"

    • @NathanaelKeller
      @NathanaelKeller 3 года назад +31

      I think this would fall in the category of Walls/Defenses. Just build a Dome over your city. Plant some SAM missiles and Radars or an Iron Dome system on and around the Dome.

    • @NathanaelKeller
      @NathanaelKeller 3 года назад +8

      Oh, and Fighterjets as sorties of sorts.

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul 3 года назад +10

      Fatboy! You're like 70 years late.

    • @jeffreypierson2064
      @jeffreypierson2064 3 года назад +18

      High trajectory explosives is pretty much why fortresses became obsolete. First the howitzers grew powerful enough to sweep exposed troops and demolish houses, then planes could drop high explosive bombs, and finally nukes.

  • @alder2460
    @alder2460 3 года назад +316

    Thanks, now I can finally build a star fortress around my village, declare it as an independent country and defend it from attacks! Wish me luck!

    • @captaindonut5240
      @captaindonut5240 3 года назад +13

      Ive always wanted to do that

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 3 года назад +16

      Heads up, if you do that me and my town WILL lay siege to yoyr nearly declared country

    • @BoopSnoot
      @BoopSnoot 3 года назад +1

      Also, if you resist the above, you will be labeled a "racist" by everyone, which is the modern equivalent of being excommunicated from Christendom.

    • @themilk2448
      @themilk2448 3 года назад +4

      u still building it?

    • @captainpea7776
      @captainpea7776 3 года назад

      I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!!!!!!

  • @casparvoncampenhausen5249
    @casparvoncampenhausen5249 3 года назад +287

    Remember, you don't have to hold out forever, you just have to hold out longer than your enemy

    • @LevNRev
      @LevNRev 3 года назад +12

      No Nut November but longer and worse.

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю Год назад

      ​@@LevNRev depends on how much can your opponent stand
      If you both are really determined, you may get own wives and children before one loses

  • @Thraim.
    @Thraim. 3 года назад +213

    The segue into the advertising was so smooth.

    • @scottostrowski5406
      @scottostrowski5406 3 года назад +14

      Too smooth, I couldn’t even tell until the last moment

    • @galvatron0810
      @galvatron0810 3 года назад +2

      I thought the same thing
      NEVER AGAIN WILL THE LANDS OF MY PEOPLE FALL INTO ENEMY HANDS

    • @Thraim.
      @Thraim. 3 года назад +2

      @@FutureBoyWonder How dare these guys make a living off their college education. We should all shun them. Never again shall they teach us history!

    • @richyhu2042
      @richyhu2042 3 года назад +1

      @@FutureBoyWonder We live in a world were some people are too stuck up to be able to have a chuckle

    • @Thraim.
      @Thraim. 3 года назад

      @Cancer McAids Dude, get another username if you want to moralize

  • @ArtypNk
    @ArtypNk 9 месяцев назад +30

    Instructions were unclear, took Jerusalem instead.

  • @raghudurina2354
    @raghudurina2354 Год назад +9

    As a 16th century general I'm really glad this video exists. I found it really helpful for my campaign in Hungary thank you ❤❤❤.

  • @jevinliu4658
    @jevinliu4658 3 года назад +178

    "How to defend a star fortress forever"
    Me, who has watched some of this channel's videos: "Impossible."

    • @benrex7775
      @benrex7775 3 года назад +11

      Me who watches Shadiversity (and only stumbled upon this video): "Impossible."

    • @tomfennesy9105
      @tomfennesy9105 3 года назад +5

      Without a field army all forts fall. Starving happened or the people give up as their homes fall to fire.

    • @alifio2183
      @alifio2183 3 года назад +11

      Me, with Cobalt bomb= "parry this you filthy besiegers!" *proceeds to give everyone extreme radiation sickness and made the fort immune to invation because high radioactivity*
      The fort defender survives as a ghost, guarding the fort for eternity

    • @benrex7775
      @benrex7775 3 года назад +5

      @@alifio2183 I guess that would work.

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 3 года назад +2

      How to defend a star fortress forever?
      With the power of friendship

  • @shadowwarriorshockwave3281
    @shadowwarriorshockwave3281 3 года назад +107

    As a military general in the 17th century I highly recommend 10/10 guide worked extremely well when I beat back those Spanish.

  • @apokos8871
    @apokos8871 3 года назад +29

    you are setting a very high standard for history channels, fantastic work. thanks for all the sources, as usual

  • @RubyDoobieScoo
    @RubyDoobieScoo 3 года назад +21

    Cheers mate, these tips really came in handy, still got my fortresses.

  • @markuser-punkt6222
    @markuser-punkt6222 Год назад +2

    Nice switch to the sponsor. I read Necropolis years ago and thougt, "wait, I do know that map" before realising the picture of Gaunt Himself.
    Straight Silver!

  • @SnakeOfficial
    @SnakeOfficial 3 года назад +404

    How to survive a siege:
    Wait till September when THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE

    • @unlimitedpower1385
      @unlimitedpower1385 3 года назад +69

      COMING DOWN THEIR MOUNTAIN SIDE

    • @relaxingsleep2383
      @relaxingsleep2383 3 года назад +14

      @@unlimitedpower1385 then the winged hussars arrived

    • @coolice5786
      @coolice5786 3 года назад +24

      @@unlimitedpower1385 TO CLASH AND TURN THE TIDE
      Idk the lines...

    • @brian4804
      @brian4804 3 года назад +33

      I came here for the Sabaton comments, and I was not disappointed

    • @parkeryoung8259
      @parkeryoung8259 3 года назад +14

      Or even the......
      PANZER ELITE!

  • @gimmethegepgun
    @gimmethegepgun 3 года назад +173

    How to defend a star fortress forever
    EU4 players: *incomprehensible screeching*

    • @asgrahim9164
      @asgrahim9164 3 года назад +22

      99% gang

    • @breadvactor9156
      @breadvactor9156 3 года назад +14

      I honest to god thought this was an EU4 video when I clicked on it, but watched it anyway

    • @destrylett1619
      @destrylett1619 3 года назад +4

      @@asgrahim9164 mega sadness gang

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 10 месяцев назад

      Mfw cant just drop 10,000,000 paratroopers to capture everything

  • @omerfarukal9494
    @omerfarukal9494 3 года назад +175

    "Bok, intruder!"
    That is good thinking on your part but there is a mistranslation, bok means shit but it simply isnt used by turkish people. We use "Siktir !" Which can be roughly translated as "Fuck it !". Good video as usual !

    • @bigpotato8
      @bigpotato8 3 года назад +47

      And here we once again witness the influence the ottomans left in the Balkans. "Siktir" is also used in Greece, alongside many other Turkish phrases.

    • @SandRhomanHistory
      @SandRhomanHistory  3 года назад +62

      damn, well alright. thanks for letting us know!

    • @LuisAldamiz
      @LuisAldamiz 3 года назад +10

      @@bigpotato8 - Croatians apparently use "bok" (instead of pan-Slavic "nashdravia") when they raise their glasses or bottles for cheering. This is arguably an innovation in an attempt to differentiate the unique language Serbocroatian along political lines.

    • @mihovilraboteg6160
      @mihovilraboteg6160 3 года назад +32

      In Crotian bok means hi, it seams i was calling people shits all my life.

    • @lastmanstanding5423
      @lastmanstanding5423 3 года назад +10

      @@LuisAldamiz nah... Croatian "bok" is a greeting not a drinking salute...
      it comes from "bog" or "god" in english... coming from "bog s tobom" or "may god be with you"...
      Croatian drinking salute is "zivili" meaning "live long"...
      this may be _"an innovation in an attempt to differentiate the unique language Serbocroatian along political lines"_ as you say... not sure...

  • @blaisevillaume9051
    @blaisevillaume9051 3 года назад +75

    I am happy to report that not only has this video helped me save my people, it has allowed us to project our power over our neighbors and become the very villains we once fought against.

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю Год назад +4

      Don't worry, someday I'll take that villainous throne from you!

  • @BARBARYAN.
    @BARBARYAN. Месяц назад +1

    Thanks for including us 16th century generals here viewing your videos!

  • @selvoselvo1
    @selvoselvo1 3 года назад +52

    Nice point at the end. Fortresses are not meant to be invincible, but if they can be so costly to take, to end the war it is their ultimate purpose.

    • @rubenskiii
      @rubenskiii 3 года назад +11

      It's a Fundemental law in defence, even to this day: Make taking your city or something else more Trouble then it's worth... They will reconcider their attack.
      Funny side note: it's a great tactic to defend your home against burglers as well, if your house is better protected then the bigger house next door you are most likely never gonna be victim of such crimes.

    • @tgramachandran5125
      @tgramachandran5125 Год назад

      You said it CORRECTLY.

  • @manatarms7652
    @manatarms7652 3 года назад +231

    Who needs Bear Grylls when you can build a star fortress

    • @Sk0lzky
      @Sk0lzky 3 года назад +51

      1.Get lost in the jungle
      2.Build a star fortress near the river
      3.Intercept travelling natives, scientists and coke smugglers
      4.Pressure them into military service
      5.Spread your area of control to surrounding native settlements
      6.Proclaim independence saying your country is called Amazon.com
      7.Threaten Bezos with lawsuits and invasion
      8.????
      9.You're a rich dictator now

    • @cjclark2002
      @cjclark2002 3 года назад +9

      Beat Grylls will lead the sorties and make sure men get their vitamins.

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 3 года назад

      @@Sk0lzky You're thinking too loud

  • @dariustiapula
    @dariustiapula 3 года назад +36

    It is now canon in my head that SandRoman History is one of the small surviving strategy and tactics of mankind written in the Tactica Imperialis. From what remains of Dark age off Technology youtube.

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 5 месяцев назад

      Is that "Da Age of Technology" or "Dark Age of Technology"?

    • @dariustiapula
      @dariustiapula 5 месяцев назад

      @@Ikxi Whoops corrected. Man if that was a clerical mistake in the administration. Worlds would probably die.😑

  • @rollout1984
    @rollout1984 3 года назад +32

    I've seen a few of these built by the Spanish. The one in Saint Augustine Florida is my favorite. It has never been taken by force. Only changed hands by treaty. The walls were built from local coquina stone which is sea shells compressed over millions of years.
    The walls absorbed cannon balls and got impeded in the walls rather than breaking them.

  • @thekingof300
    @thekingof300 3 года назад +7

    That transition into an ad was possibly the most masterful I've ever seen. Holy shit...

  • @avonkross2217
    @avonkross2217 3 года назад +122

    Me: tries to fall asleep while listening to calming soft yoga sounds
    Sandrhoman: how about warhammer 40k

    • @tachy1801
      @tachy1801 3 года назад +5

      FOR THE EMPEROR, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

    • @akshayjb8205
      @akshayjb8205 3 года назад +2

      @@tachy1801 WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH

    • @xn85d2
      @xn85d2 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/PdROMMaUdlc/видео.html
      Video title :"(ASMR) 1 hour of Moar Dakka for a calm, relaxing sleep"

  • @RandomNorwegianGuy.
    @RandomNorwegianGuy. 3 года назад +16

    Thank you for these great tips! You never know when you have to defend a star fortress in these trying times

  • @Yora21
    @Yora21 3 года назад +14

    At the start of the 30 Years War, Hamburg got itself nice brand new star fortifications from Dutch engineers. It ended up being the only major city in Germany that nobody even tried to attack during the war.

  • @angolomat882
    @angolomat882 Год назад +2

    My man you are saving my life right now. You know hard it is to find a video like that?( even when you're deliberately looking for it)

  • @papasult11
    @papasult11 3 года назад +27

    "Nuke it, it will work"
    -MacArthur

  • @Panzerfan93
    @Panzerfan93 3 года назад +50

    19:59 yes, Cadia broke before the Guard did, but Candia just surrendered

    • @MrDudenaldo457
      @MrDudenaldo457 3 года назад +4

      Lasguns still fireing as she broke.

    • @wagnercarvalho1854
      @wagnercarvalho1854 3 года назад +2

      After the French showed up you mean

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc 3 года назад +3

      @@wagnercarvalho1854 ultimate weakness

    • @ernestvanophuizen461
      @ernestvanophuizen461 3 года назад +1

      Cadia. STANDS.

    • @johnrunner1026
      @johnrunner1026 3 года назад +2

      I live in todays Candia , well after 21 years of siege , the terms of surrender were actually more complex. The reason was treason , as the main engineer that constracted the city walls , after a fight with franchesco morozzini ,the citys commander , gave important information to the ottomans about weakpoints on the walls , where they should dig and place explosive. That , plus the failed counter attack of the allies and the accident that exploded the french flagship broke the morale of the defenders.

  • @mcroyal8000
    @mcroyal8000 3 года назад +6

    Imagine reincarnating as someone in medieval like or renaissance world but remembering every video like that, every yt analysis of historical battles. That would be cool as heck.

  • @dakotabannigan9604
    @dakotabannigan9604 3 года назад +1

    one of the most well done ad sections I have seen in a youtube video, very very smooth.

  • @drakevimes2033
    @drakevimes2033 9 месяцев назад +1

    Awesome video! I really liked, that there were so many reflections to real sieges. It was perfect, because source material help a lot to prove points, but also it wasn't just digging through tons of historic material.

  • @michaelj132
    @michaelj132 3 года назад +4

    I am really happy you make these videos. The early modern period is fascinating and underappreciated. I think the complexity of this period is what pushes people away but it is also what makes it so interesting.

  • @starlight_garden
    @starlight_garden Год назад +3

    Timestamps / chapters:
    00:00 Preface
    00:48 Chapter 1: Water
    03:49 Chapter 2: Earth
    08:37 Chapter 3: Stock
    11:26 Chapter 4: Fire
    14:59 Chapter 5: Flesh
    20:40 Chapter 6: Only time will tell
    22:51 Outro

  • @Seeker_of_F1r3
    @Seeker_of_F1r3 Год назад +6

    I'm a free-lance medieval siege defense engineer and I can confidently say that I started getting more calls from employers thanks to having this video on my CV.

  • @bizzy9169
    @bizzy9169 Год назад +1

    This is my first time watching your channel and I must say I am throughly impressed. It was a complete joy. Thank you.

  • @lepperkin
    @lepperkin 3 года назад +1

    My friend send this link in a GC and I forgot everything else existed for 20 minutes, the way you explain things is just so interesting!

  • @apollomars1678
    @apollomars1678 3 года назад +34

    spanish habsburger: NO YOU CANT BREAK YOUR DEICHS
    dutch: water goes blub blub

  • @TheManofthecross
    @TheManofthecross 3 года назад +40

    the moment you mentioned the wing hussars of poland insert satabon's song wined hussars. :P
    *then the winged hussars arrived.*

    • @kokorochacarero8003
      @kokorochacarero8003 3 года назад +2

      COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 3 года назад

      Sabaton - winged hussars
      watch?v=rcYhYO02f98
      just for those looking for the song.

  • @AntonioPerez-zk2mb
    @AntonioPerez-zk2mb Год назад +3

    Author Geoffrey Parker has a great book "Success Is Never Final" in which he addresses star fortress defense strategy.

  • @leonardblazevic9440
    @leonardblazevic9440 7 месяцев назад +2

    1:11 God I love his animation so much

  • @CleanerBeats
    @CleanerBeats 3 года назад +3

    My grandma’s last star fortress was unfortunately taken down, bless you for your strategies , I will pass this on

  • @redhidinghood9337
    @redhidinghood9337 3 года назад +4

    Just from the title this vid seems SO interesting! Can't wait to watch it all

  • @karlmarty4750
    @karlmarty4750 2 года назад +4

    As a citizen of Venlo I am happy you mentioned the city at 14:29

  • @yavuzefeyeniay7075
    @yavuzefeyeniay7075 3 года назад +26

    now since we all know how to defend it, we can start building one. who starts kickstarter?

    • @captaindonut5240
      @captaindonut5240 3 года назад +2

      Lets just take Ostende

    • @AdrianOkay
      @AdrianOkay 3 года назад +6

      We can't take ostende because they saw this video

  • @datbo1
    @datbo1 Год назад +1

    No way, a history channel with LISTED SOURCES! Thank you sir!

  • @adankmeme651
    @adankmeme651 2 года назад

    OMG TSYM FOR UPLOADING THIS my neighbor has been seiging my city for about a month and your methods are helping, cheers!

  • @wicky7591
    @wicky7591 3 года назад +21

    I’ve heard Death Stars are significantly harder to defend.

    • @ephraimawesome4447
      @ephraimawesome4447 3 года назад +6

      That's because they're moon shaped instead of star shaped

  • @VentiVonOsterreich
    @VentiVonOsterreich 3 года назад +8

    SandRhoman History: "How To Defend A Star Fortress Forever"
    Howitzers and 20th century aircraft: "I'm about to end this mans whole career"

    • @5678sothourn
      @5678sothourn 3 года назад

      SAMs and C-RAMs

    • @a.N.....
      @a.N..... 3 года назад

      yea thats why the new wars will be fought underground. the air war in desert storm, the drone wars in saudi arabia and the devestation of the armenian military by the drones. thats the path the wars are going. so heavy armored suits to fight in tunnels and close quarters.

    • @VentiVonOsterreich
      @VentiVonOsterreich 3 года назад

      @@a.N..... new wars weren't fought underground.
      Many of the videos by SandRhoman himself already mentioned Trench Warfare especially the Swedes who fought in the Thirty Years War in thr 1600s and the Ottomans during the Siege of Vienna. This was done to protect soldiers from artillery fire. Trenches were even dug in antiquity - I forgot the name of the battle, but it was the last battle Pyrrhus of Epirus fought against the Spartans, who dug protective trenches alongside their wives before Pyrrhus' army arrived to besiege them.
      Even until today from World War 1 to the Iran-Iraq War to possible future wars, as long as dirt can stop projectiles, they'll still be used very extensively in warfare.

  • @thecartruthreport8451
    @thecartruthreport8451 3 года назад +4

    The guys that literally blew up from dysentery was the most impactful part of this doc for sure! I had no idea it could get that bad

  • @paulrenevos
    @paulrenevos 4 месяца назад

    I so like that Sandroman does his best to pronounce the locations in the Dutch languag, he comes really close!

  • @drowningin
    @drowningin 3 года назад +1

    This was really good. I subscribed. Looking forward to watching more

  • @lessonslearned6760
    @lessonslearned6760 3 года назад +5

    Turning your land battle into a sea battle is the most Dutch thing I can think of .

  • @EuroNutellaMan
    @EuroNutellaMan 3 года назад +13

    11:09 that awkward moment when the entire city just disappears

  • @decorn2542
    @decorn2542 3 года назад +65

    How to defend a star fortress: make sure no one attacks it e.g.: Mars, or a secluded area which nobody wants, or telepathicly control the great powers of the world. It's your choice

    • @matteoaievola8643
      @matteoaievola8643 3 года назад +7

      That's why Switzerland was never invaded in both world wars, it would cost a lot of money and manpower for nothing

    • @decorn2542
      @decorn2542 3 года назад +6

      @@matteoaievola8643 it was a bit more complicated but you agree with me so you are right 👍

    • @matteoaievola8643
      @matteoaievola8643 3 года назад +4

      @@decorn2542 yeah I know it's only one of the reasons

    • @newCoCoY6
      @newCoCoY6 3 года назад

      @@matteoaievola8643 can ya elaborate a bit why nobody wants switzerland?

  • @okawesome5596
    @okawesome5596 Год назад

    I gotta say, your ad integration is top notch. I watched your whole Audible spiel

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 Год назад

    5:45 ok this is my favorite plug, perfectly on subject.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 3 года назад +9

    The first time I saw the title, I thought SandRhoman was doing a Star Wars video…

  • @HeeroAvaren
    @HeeroAvaren 3 года назад +3

    Step One: Have an unlimited supply of food.
    Step Two: You don't have unlimited food.
    Step Three: Starve to death.

  • @ANTSEMUT1
    @ANTSEMUT1 3 года назад +5

    That was a smooth transition into the sponsorship lol.

  • @hildus7222
    @hildus7222 3 года назад +1

    Perfect transition into Gaunt’s Ghosts, nice job

  • @champabay4746
    @champabay4746 2 года назад +1

    Why is history so freaking cool?

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 3 года назад +4

    The early modern period is highly underrated for settings of books and tv-shows. The political landscape and the tactics and technology employed in warfare in the early modern period are just so interesting and would make for great entertainment. Like: a siege lasting 20 years ? That is insane.

    • @henryneubert7798
      @henryneubert7798 3 года назад

      true

    • @Jack-Hands
      @Jack-Hands 3 года назад +6

      Completely true. There are many renaissance shows and films. And many about the American revolution and the 18th century. But the 200 or so years in between are completely forgotten.
      Evident by those nutcases who think Star fortresses are pre-biblical structures.

  • @genericsmithson2870
    @genericsmithson2870 3 года назад +39

    Imagine a game based off of these sieges, similar to holdfast but in the style of BF5’s grand operations, attack outer walls, attack a bastion, fight on the walls, fight in the city.
    There could be some naval combat as well, like a frigate vs a galleon or two
    Maybe you could play as cannons, that would be awesome
    I know it’s all wishful thinking but how cool would it be to play as an Austrian sortee at Vienna or attack Antwerp as the spanish

    • @honzapansky440
      @honzapansky440 3 года назад

      same idea lol

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 3 года назад

      Chivalry 2 seems to have pretty okay siege warfare, even though that is not quite the age of star fortresses.

  • @megashark0305
    @megashark0305 3 года назад +3

    I was not expecting to see 40k referenced in a video about medieval forts. I have to agree that Necropolis is easily a must read and a fantastic novel. I am actually currently reading Only In Death.

  • @lifealchemy1218
    @lifealchemy1218 Год назад +1

    That was the single smoothest sponsor promo transition I’ve ever see

  • @noobsworld4217
    @noobsworld4217 Год назад +1

    I came here to learn about star forts. Went back now knowing another warhammer 40k fan. Win win

  • @papapok13
    @papapok13 3 года назад +5

    This is basically a recap episode, you get before season finales... I hope this means something big is comming!!!

  • @austinzhang6964
    @austinzhang6964 3 года назад +14

    But you see, I have the star DESTROYER in my arsenal…
    -Palpatine, probably

  • @Elijah-Bravo
    @Elijah-Bravo 3 года назад +5

    I’m so glad I found this video because I happen to be a 16th century general, and my castle is being attacked by an uprising, this video was very helpful.

  • @lasermanso
    @lasermanso 3 года назад +2

    I worked at a Vaubant style star fortress at the citadel of Quebec. Its pretty impressive to see the thick walls and how advanced the techniques were done

  • @stanleypeters5383
    @stanleypeters5383 3 года назад +2

    A star-shaped/polygonal wall embankment allowed for intersecting fields of artillery/musket fire. When one or more bank was firing another was reloading.

  • @sentientleopard2a7
    @sentientleopard2a7 3 года назад +6

    Me watching this like:
    "Mmmmmm yes this will definitely be useful later in my life"

  • @Gaehhn
    @Gaehhn 3 года назад +8

    19:58 hold up... did you just say Cadia fell?

  • @kaykhosrow3263
    @kaykhosrow3263 3 года назад +4

    Persian envoy here, thanks for sharing your secrets, this will be of good use hehe

  • @brandonmidkiff8200
    @brandonmidkiff8200 Год назад

    Perfect opportunity for a chapters list.
    0:00 Intro
    0:48 Chapter 1: Water
    3:50 Chapter 2: Earth
    5:44 Audible Sponsorship
    7:05 Chapter 2: Earth
    8:37 Chapter 3: Stock
    11:26 Chapter 4: Fire
    14:59 Chapter 5: Flesh
    20:40 Chapter 6: Only Time Will Tell

  • @dunno6442
    @dunno6442 Год назад +1

    Didn’t go to work today. But I learned how to defend a star fortress in the 16th and 17th century

  • @GRBoi1993
    @GRBoi1993 3 года назад +16

    I had to do a double take with the 40k reference 😆😆😆 Ave Imperator!

  • @K4myk4z3
    @K4myk4z3 3 года назад +8

    "fall asleep on a good WH40k sci-fi"
    "tHe HeResY!!!!"

    • @thewarriorpriest2952
      @thewarriorpriest2952 3 года назад

      Not going to lie, I have fallen asleep to some of Luetin's videos before. Only once it has lead to some, interesting dreams.

  • @paradox7358
    @paradox7358 3 года назад +5

    I think the most important part of a Star Fortress defence is it's fighter protection.

    • @lonelystrategos
      @lonelystrategos Год назад +1

      If only the Empire had scrambled more than one squadron of TIE fighters, maybe the Death Star wouldn't have been destroyed.

  • @theredpanda3729
    @theredpanda3729 3 года назад

    That audible promotion was _smooth_ , like seriously Dan Abnett is one of my favorite authors so listening to Necropolis while working or in transit is a serious talking point

  • @SoCr8s
    @SoCr8s 3 года назад

    That was the smoothest ad transition I've ever seen on RUclips. Props