Anyone With More Than One Child Has "THAT" Child. John Branyan
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- Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024
- Anyone with more than one child has "THAT" Child, or at least that's what John Branyan says in this clip from his second Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip John talks about his children and the one that became "THAT" child. Whether you're someone with more than one child, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from John Brayan is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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I can't get enough of this guy, he's one of the funniest people I've ever heard! His rendition of The Three Little Pigs is a classic. So happy to see him back on Dry Bar. 😊
His voice reminds me of Wilson on House.
My oldest is a girl and I seriously thought she was Damien from the Omen until she turned 16 and then smooth sailing. Now my second and third were boys. Complete angels until about 14 and then they went off the rails!!!! God bless me for hanging in there because they are all healthy grown adults and are amazing! I continue to thank the Lord that I didn't end up in jail or an asylum 😂😂
I have 2 girls and 2 boys, my oldest boy #3, drove me insane when in his teens. Now we’re best friends 😂🤣😂🤣.
@@edithdlp8045 Me too, my kids are my world ❤️🥰❤️🥰.
Lol my second girl, says crazy creepy things. When she was 2 she skipped up to her dad put her hands on his cheeks smiled, and said " one day I'm going to stab you in your pretty pretty face." Smiled and skipped away like an angel. He looked and me and mouthed WTF. I just said she didn't mention me sleep with one eye open. Sweetest teen ever. Yet still creepy.
@@wendezzy554Does your last name happen to be Addams?
I have 5, and I have a “that” child. Never a dull moment!
I only had one, but she was THAT one. Then she had an angel for my granddaughter. So now she thinks parenting is soooo easy!
I have 3. I chipped a tooth while snarling her name once. She's fiercly independent and I lost her at a Halloween carnival when she was 3, she shoved her crawling baby brother down the stairs. Twice. And she caused 2 toilets in 2 different houses to overflow before letting me know. That's why my current house has a water mark in the livingroom ceiling. Thankfully, she's a lovely, loving, charming 25-year-old member of society now who has a job and her own apartment, and an excellent friendship with that younger brother. I'm still exhausted.😂
@@edithdlp8045 Hah! Hardly. Remember I started with the chipped front tooth story. Mine were all well behaved in public. Most of the shenanigans happened at home and, with the exception of the baby brother logrolling down the stairs, they were rarely malicious. Same problem child ended up teaching her brother to play Lego games on the Wii. She's the middle child who is the glue in the sibling relationships today. They're all very different, and that's fun!
I was “that” child. Written off. But 6 decades on earth later, God still loves me.
Amen
Amen ❤
„That“ child usually has a great talent or is otherwise gifted but at an early age when no consequences of your actions are considered, it can lead to a lot of stress on the parents‘ side… 😅
I’m a father of 3, so I know…
I, too, was "that child." But karma came to visit me when I had six wild boys, all of whom were a real handful at one time or another. 😵 Now, at age 75, I laugh when I think about some of the stuff the boys got into when they were little, but back then, I was stressed out to the MAX. One of my boys started kindergarten with permanent black marker on his face like a little gang member, while another broke both arms the day before fourth grade. Every day was just wild... And I kind of miss it! 😨❤👵❤
@@ME-hh9fb SIX BOYS!! I’m struggling with just three, one of which is cute little baby girl. You sir have earned my fullest respect 🫡
I was definitely that child and I was the oldest. My parents almost stopped with me but thankfully went on to have my little brother - who was the angel lol. And I'm not being sarcastic - I was a maniac and my brother was super well behaved. After we grew up, I profusely apologized for being rough on him as kids. I never meant to hurt him but I was 4 years older and a lot bigger and I just played too rough and tumble with him. But soon as I saw something about "that child" I was thinking that was me lol..
I only have one, and he is THAT child 🤣
We need the full one!!
I was "that" child. If nothing else, like my parents said, being around me as a child really strengthened their prayer life.
My little “that child” is baby number six. She’s nine now, and has developed a somewhat normal people pleasing ability. But it’s been a long nine years.
I DEFINITELY have yelled at her the exact phrase “I CANNOT THINK OF EVERY SINGLE THING TO TELL YOU WHAT NOT TO DO!!!” Yes. She broke my brain.
My first born was "that child". That's why we tried again, still imagining perfection. *sigh
Too funny! I'd love to see more of this guy!
Google him....he has lotsa good ones. Look up his rendition of the three little pigs.
It happens in the best of families!
OMG you're making my "that child" sound like an angel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If that's all they had to do to be "That child" ... I had 3 that child.
At some point we are all "That" child. In my case I was "This" child. I always heard " This child is going to be the death of me. This child is never going to learn. This child goes his own way, and so on. Well "This" child has had many adventures, experiences, friends, loves and losses and is still taking "This" life and carving his way through it. Thank you Adonai, without you "This" child would not have survived to This day.
This is good comedy for sure. Loved it !
I had three siblings. At some point or another through the years we have all been “that child”. 😂😂
I've seen him a few places. Excellent story teller!
This one in particular made me laugh. Our second born had issues until he was about 8. As an adult, he is by far the easiest!
It's always that second kid!! 😂
Im still "THAT CHILD" at 36..
I've bulked up toilet paper with sticky tape and left 2 sheets over the top in the toilet to screw with my missus, also rigged up cable ties to the backs of draws so she couldn't open more than 1 at a time without closing the others 😂
Yeah I had an Ex just like that . Cut the phone lines when he went on travel . You know all those "funny like jokesters" things . Hopefully she just walks .
Yeah, a lot of women have an Ex like that. Soon, your wife will have one too.
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Nah she just popped another kid out for me 😀
Don’t push your luck. People get old and tired. It’s all fun and games for the prankster.
It feels sadistic to the old and tired when they have to put up with the perpetually childish.
What is there to not like about John Brayan? He's great.
That child was my fourth! We always said it was good he was last, otherwise he would have had no siblings!! He is now 47 yes old and is still a That Child.
I totally have the child. She's the second born also. She's the reason our dinning table is covered in epoxy resin omg LOL
I also had 4 children but “that” child was my oldest. He was the best baby sleeping through the night at six weeks. But when he was two and started asking why… there is no child alive who has asked why as much as him. By time he was 11 I wanted to sell him and at 18 I gave him to the United States Navy where he has been for 16 years!
LMAO ... Thanks for the laugh !
LOL, I was "that child". I made a cake of Lego bricks in a plastic bowl and put it in the oven. My mother started to bake and turned the oven on without checking the contents, The stench of burned plastic was phenomenal!
Nice job. Excellent crowd work.
Full special coming ?
I had a son who wanted to help out mommy when she was struggling with fibromyalgia from which God has since healed me. He decided to gather up everybody’s jeans to wash them for me. He dumped in half a gallon of bleach. Need I say more? 😂
Bless his heart!
@@1stAmbientGrl Yes! He was trying! 🥰
@@lindypierce3766 My son was helping momma clean and sprayed the TV down with 409 . Yeah first the blue went out ... Haaaa haa bye bye new TV
Bleach should be out of reach. If kid drinks it, they die. Saw it on the news. Be more careful please
@@mareezy Some of old timers taught our children not to drink cleaners , touch the lighters and to not eat stuff that's not food .
If everything you know - you were taught... you might be a robot.
Yep, especially the way he said it, "taught by somebody"
No sir, I've learned a lot from life that wasn't taught to me by somebody.
Hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So far it looks like my first born is going to be THAT child. Hard to say, the 2nd is only 3 months and there's 1 more in the freezer sooooo
I was "that kid". Always found new and interesting ways to make my mom crazy. My brother had a "that kid" and for some weird reason her and I always got along wonderfully. They blame me for her crazy antics.
I was an angel but my husband was "that child". We're both first born children. My mom is still happy that I took him of her hands lol, he never changed haha
and that's why I only had 1.
My last one was the angel & my second was 'that' child. She still is. And shes 37. 🤷♀️
You just know whenTimothy got older that he laughed his head off watching this clip. 😅
So true!! I had two; the second one was THAT one. My daughter had two. Her second, same thing. I know several ppl, yes! Very common. 🤣
Some things you learn on your own or the hard way.😀
He was Four? So they had a Genius on their hands and didn't know what to do with him. What a shame I feel sorry for Timothy, he was just looking for something challenging to do. lol
I thought the same thing. If I were the mother, I would think that Timothy would be interested in chemistry and become a scientist.
@@1stAmbientGrlYes, you would be a great mother; the first seven year are the best time to stuff as much learning into children's brains, but most parents waste this opportunity. For high IQ children it's even worse because people start to hate them because they, "ask too many question" and don't inherently listen to and respect authority, tradition and groupthink.
I have 7. Oh yeah, I have "that child" too lol The child exactly in the middle 😅
EDIT: and "that child" is a boy, which they usually are 😉
Oh gosh!!!
I'm "that" child. My sister was the angel; I was the accident.
You are not an accident. God has you here at this time and at wherever place you are for a reason. Live each day the best you can and thank Him for loving you so much 🤗
John Branyan you’re the best! 😂😂love it!!!
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"... First child was an angel ..." Please. As the fourth child who also happened to marry a first child, I can doubly testify that this is not true.
It's the fourth child who is the angel.
Lol I was THAT child. I have 3 sons. My THAT is my second born. Lol
i think it's possible to have just one child and have it be THAT child.
GREAT!!!
I had that 2nd child, a boy, after my perfect angel girl. He was rejected by 3 babysitters. Even my folks wouldn’t take care of him! The demon seed from hell! 😈. Fortunately, jr high and high school he was active in sports. Burned up some of that testosterone. Thank God! 😂
I've got a girl one of those. 😂
I only have one child and he’s that child, but I’m afraid of going to prison.
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Amazing
Good job!
Dry bar seriously needs a new set designer.
Just remodel your house and you will soon forget about the comedy club stage.
What if I have one child that I refer t as "that child? who is also a caesarean child?
But those without child were once a child and I’m quite sure they are capable of understanding parenting.
Not exactly…😊
Not even close.
TIMOTHY IS A CHEMIST...A SCIENTIST. XOXOX HA HA HA HA H
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Is no one noticing that a 4-year-old was able to get into fabric softener?
We all noticed, but the rest of us were all experienced or smart enough to know that that's not crazy.
I always like to see what comment was deemed the worst and got down voted to the bottom. Congrats it was yours! For good reason.
Thats why I baby-proofed everything. My toddlers don't do anything like that. Everything is out of reach. I know back in the day that didn't exist though.
Hmmm yeah a 4 year old isn't a toddler.
@rustylee1836 you're right
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