ANSWERING YOUR WEIRDEST ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME!
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- Опубликовано: 26 июн 2024
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Josh: tries going thru assumptions as fast as possible
Simon: talks about his bum hair for 2 minutes
And still Josh’s was longer
Graeme Markwell his bum hair?
@@pickle_chin_5557 😂
And also not 2 he talked about his asshole for 1 minute
“It’s been a while since I’ve uploaded on my main channel”
Don’t worry we’re used to Harry’s upload schedule, 3 weeks without a video is nothing...
just saying
Can’t complain now tho😂
i swear this guy comments on every video i watch lmao
I wish if there was some/more “juicy” assumptions and not just regular ones. Still a good video tho
Mans literally says he’s uncircumcised
He's just a puss I gave some good ones in the doc
Marley Marz he didn’t ask them tho? Jords did
@@marleymarz2907 he didn't choose the questions jordz did
On Talia’s video there are more juicy questions
Its so fun how you can hear jordz smiling. so wholesome.
Simon starts playing the helium song:
Me: Starts to rap his verse
Simon:stops it as the rap starts
Me: 😐
yea hahahahahah
Samee aha
Same here hahaha
damn this comment is cringey
I was waiting for the drop but my heart dropped instead
This video just should have been " miniminter expressing his bromance to jj "
No one:
Jordz: "I can answer that one for you"
mad sus lmaooo
SUS
Simon : *being shocked at shaving every week*
Me : *having to shave my legs every 3 days*
I shave my beard every 4 days
well if u a gal k but if ur a boy why
AYMAN PLAYZ
That’s a myth, fam.
Sup people who watch phillip
Thats a bit gay bro
You'd think Simon would take more advantage of living with talia 😂😂
He dousnt live with talia though?
he lives with jj and not talia
Talia moved in
Currently, Talia is temporarily living with Simon and JJ for rest of the UK lockdown period.
He won't get as much sex as he does while living with JJ.
Simon: ‘’uploads on the main channel’’
Everyone: “IMPOSSIBLE”
Wait that's illegal!?!
Not funny, didnt laugh
Honestly he said he was going to post once a week🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
Me:waiting for my best part in the song
Miniminter:AND WE BAACK
Mothers 😂
‘I hate myself bro’ and ‘i get in my thoughts and its awful’ really hit deep because same🥺
It’ll all be over soon 👽 👽 💥
@@jeremiahalvarez5361
☄
🌍
the "I hate myself" part actually put me in my feels ngl
Simon has always been a Neurotic person, it's in his personality
Yeah I have that feeling too it sucks :/ low self-esteem? idk
Sm
Byron fans are gassed he finally gets the recognition he deserves
HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening kanyon
AxxL no one cares mate
AxxL u spelled Kanyin wrong
literally it’s the best!!
AxxL How long do they stay in the basement for before you make a new video?
Time to get Talia to do a video “Calling my boyfriend daddy for a day”. XD
I want to see that 😂
You mean JJ
@@Pr1nceD its getting dull now
Yo can I point out that Jordz said daddy to Simon and said he has an extremely above average umbrella
Guess he wants a bit of simon
I have seen miniminter more than my friends in the past month
@Marco Troiano It's quarantine bruh
Ngl I got annoyed when Simon or the editor didn’t put the best bit of the helium song in
Yup
did it by purpose to annoy us
It’s a tactic, they know that we will want to hear it and then go stream it/watch it on yt
9:51 we know talia doesn’t call him daddy now
JJ does it
Jad El Alaoui 😂
Everyone in Simon's one question go next week:
*"Daddyyyyyy"*
That’s weird, I was just watching Sidemen Assumptions and you uploaded this😂😂
Video: quickfire questions
Simon: *takes his sweet ass time answering the questions*
When you’re so early that none of the comments are related to the video
“And the crowd goes WiLlLdDdD”
0:08 Harry when he wakes up everyday
Very funny hahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha definitely didn't steal a comment
Nahhh im dying😂😂😂
0:29 OMG NO WAY SIMONS A BIRD
How simon gets out of questions about Talia, "eventually"
6:33 people who clean there house expect visitors 👀
mad lmao
When you're so early Simon hasn't plugged the Helium song yet.
Simon: "The weirdest assumptions about me"
*Everyone liked that*
Miniminter: *Uploads*
Everyone: *Stops what they are doing and clicks on the video instantly*
Yeah stfu bot
hearing simon say he hates himself hits hard, YOU ARE VERY GOREGOUS TO ME🥺
Jordz: Daddy...
Me: Oh my god. This should be age restricted
Are you 12 or something, lmao
Laphay Lodhi bro go watch RUclips for Kids .Kids are genuinely ruining this application
Simon just loving the vid tho ur actually doin sommett in lockdown 👌🏻
Jordz is hilarious just his laugh had me cracking up, I love their banter together 👌🏾😂
10:40 love the way Simon literally moves to take cover
Actuall title: Jordz and Simon flirting for 13 minutes straight.
Thank you so much for being such a great RUclipsr. I recently have been going through a breakup where my girlfriend likes me but refuses to date me because she just doesn’t want to anymore. And it’s all so hard to process but your videos are so positive and exciting and funny that it helps me to stay so positive during these hard times. Thank you so much
This was one of the funniest vids I've ever watched lmao I'm still creasing 😂😂😂😂😂😂💙💙💙
Jordz makes this so much better
jordz is always his back up when he can’t get jj or tobi 😭😭
It’s peak 😂😂
I’m actually seeing Simon more than my friends these days
Nikola Ilic copied comment you MORON. You thought nobody would notice?
Same tbh🤣
That’s cause you have no friends
Stolen from jj comments
Max Powell ooooh in sorry mate but u don’t know me so how would uno🤣
0:18 NOOOOO I WAS GETTING READY FOR THAT VERSE
Love ur vids keep posting
Simon being uncircumcised has made me look at him so differently lol. Idk why
you know most males arent cut in the uk and most of the world, more than 70% of the world isnt circumcised and less people do it now, so its likely most boys u know arent cut
He's practically Nigerian now
TheWalkingBritt think you’ve hit it the wrong way round mate
Why did you assume he was circumised when he's British lol
3:20 *flashback to the sidemen come dine with me*
Hello Lucy!! 👋
Love the vid! Keep uploading on your main I love them.
upload more on this channel pls i miss the vlogs tbh man
2:16 alarm bells are going off in simon’s head 😂
6+6 always equals 12...wait till simon discovers modular arithmetic
I loved this video. JORDZ is underrated. He’s always laughing and cracking a joke. 😂
Loving the content Simon keep up the amazing work mate🙏
Simon: uploads
His subscribers: well this is the last thing I expected
That intro reminds me of something...
*hI aGaIn, iT's mE*
ngl this is one of the funnier videos put out recently lovin it matey
Yay. We need more vids Simon
I'm here for their friendship :) though, my heart kinda broke when he said he hated himself... social media is even worse for his self confidence... I trust his loved ones to be there for him
I’m acc seeing Simon more than my friends these days looool
Love it when Simon does vids with jords
Love Jordz and Simons chemistry lmaooo
8:17
Simon:Maths is specific, its just the answer
Me: Clearly he has not heard of quadratic equations
Simon uploads
Everyone: GOES STRAIGHT TO COMMENT SECTION
Finnaly he uploaded
that 'shambles' at 9:35 is so satisfying
Simon should redo his Sidemen Q&A after 5 years, with them now
I miss when simon played super seducer
I m soooo excited for his videos always
Love the vids man
Lol JJ is the Joey in his life🔥everyone deserves a Joey in their life..
Simon: "... for ten minutes"
Me: hmmm... I wonder why its ten minutes.... hmm
Cos that's the actual challenge it has to be 10 mins
Finally main channel vid from our favourite sideman
When it got to the malteaser bit, I actually started craving for them😂
Jordz reminds me of Eric from Sex education 🤣🤣🤣
Josh has zerkaa Thursdays so you should make miniminter mondays
@@TV-oj9yy no
3:23 Me: gets Sidemen Come Dine With Me flashbacks
I actually love jordz he’s actually so funny please get him on more😂
If JJ got a number 1 then Simon would've tweeted: To the people that said I wouldnt make it my best friend has a no 1 album and then James Arthur would've been triggered
0:19 Simon why you gotta stop playing the song right before it goes hard
Facxxxx
Never knew we needed this video 😂
Yess,we need another game show from you💕‼️‼️‼️
Simon’s never gonna stop showing this clip 10:42 😂
Pythagoras Theroum is literally the easiest thing to do in maths 😂
id love another one
Simon: Quickfire assumptions
Also Simon: Has a conversation about basically every assumption
So early that i haven’t seen any bots -edit: nevermind
I question Simons sexuality more every video
Simon: I'm joined by none other than AstroJordz
Jordz: AND THE CROWD GOES WILDDD
Good to see jordz back... never saw him since the vlogs at the sdmn house
When your here before the bot comments
Rory Hennessy bot*
Fun fact: These aren’t assumptions
They're facts
Jordz is back yay
Everyone: getting hyped because simon is about to spit fire in his verse
Simon:Stopping right when he is about to go off
Simon is by far the best youtuber , Uve inspired me to make a channel, even tho u don’t upload😂😂
Taran Vlogs no
It cant be a miniminter upload
Christ above
You should record JJ in his room laughing
This was an amazing vid simon
Notification squaaaaddddddd
Simon actually is the most positive person ever
Have u seen 'come dine with me' ???
CADIOS are people not allowed to have bad days?
𝑺𝒉𝒖𝒕 𝒖𝒑 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒌ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎
Bruh Simon is the biggest bully in the sidemen lol 😂
@@megan2214 are people not allowed to joke now adayz???
Yess can’t wait!! The helium song was great by the way!
damn the eddie hall music at the end