Top 30 Walls Tangents. 30. *Winners of Women's Golf open and Nascar races* (David Hilbish (tunnels_12000) Commentary) 29. *Walls' Rumor Touch phone in middle school* (Michael Patterson Commentary) 28. *How to spell Peterson* (JPW Commentary Part 1) 27. *Virgin execution methods and chad execution methods* (Walter Babst Commentary) 26. *Walls and his IPods* (Frank Sierras Commentary) 25. *"Clerks" is mid* (Chris Weaver "Kevin Smith" Commentary) 24. *Big ass tangent about baseball that takes up 2 minutes of a 14 minute video* (Kurt Lemke (haloballfan) Commentary) 23. *Top 10 preds to turn someone on to TCaP with* (Michael Patterson Commentary) 22. *Jeff Sokol's clone* (Frank Sierras Commentary) 21. *Julian Casablancas canta "Wink" autoplays because it was in the favorite videos list* (Why Lorne Armstrong Did It Commentary) 20. *Chris-chan* (James Marcotte Commentary) 19. *Quadratic formula* (Jerry Wayne Martin-Kosis Commentary) 18. *Shitty Chris Hansen merch* (Richard Burnham Commentary) 17. *Teen Spot video by Penn State University* (Ziegfeld Rivera Commentary) 16. *Scooby Doo gummies* (Denis Coulson Commentary) 15. *Stupid Urban Dictionary entries* (Terry Warner Commentary) 14. *PaRappa the Rapper 2 for PS2* (Michael Gentile Commentary Part 1) 13. *Stewie Griffin flanderization commentary* (Reymundo Anguiano (truesweetguy69) Commentary) 12. *Walls checks if he's previously done the Gilbert Sutherland Commentary while doing the Gilbert Sutherland Commentary* (Gilbert Sutherland Commentary) 11. *Walls got left at church for an hour when he was a kid* (Robert Salinas Commentary) 10. *"I beat LA Noir" out of fucking nowhere* (Mohammad Abdallah Commentary) 9. *Walls' classmate whose yearbook was filled with "meow meow" cus he supposedly fucked a cat* (Marvin Lakhan (Cat Predator) Commentary) 8. *Type to Learn rocks, Mavis Beacon sucks* (Michael Seibert Commentary) 7. *wHaT'S oN mY deSKtOp???/?/???* (Keith Williams Commentary) 6. *Lee Greer hijacks the commentary* (Elias Rudy Bailon Commentary) 5. *Rant about Civ 5 Impis* (Henry Guzman & Shaka Khan Commentary) 4. *Stopping the commentary for System of a Down* (Pulkit Mathur and Kanishk Lakhanpal Commentary) 3. *Walls absolutely RAGING at idiotic sports fans because he saw a Yankees hat in the background* (Michael Popovich & David Tiriolo Commentary) 2. *Searches up "furburger", completely overlooks the dictionary definition, and stares at images of furburgers for 10 whole seconds before realizing there are vaginas onscreen* (Keith Williams Commentary) 1. *Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee* (Chris Moore Commentary) Honorable mentions: Top 10 things to do in Florida (Mohammad Abdallah Commentary) Decoy Sam is getting Engaged (Daniel Kelly Commentary) Peeps Porn (JPW Commentary Part 2) The 12 Best Power Ballads of the 80's (Robert Salinas Commentary) "How long will Ukraine last" (Michael Patterson Commentary)
"oops i just hit my mic there" (almost all of walls' commentaries) other hm's: "i always watch TBS before i go to work" (anthony palumbo commentary) walls trying to identify utz chips (farzad kalantari commentary) walls cannot identify what a honda prelude is/trying to figure out what roundtable pizza is (juan carlos guitierrez commentary) walls rages about the new york giants and paying kenny golladay (forgot which one this was)
"oOOOookAaay, prEEss tHe HooOooMe keEEy, efF, jAY, Eff, jAy..." probably one of my most favorite Walls moments _hyena laughter ensues_ another great Walls moment is from the DAP Colin Commentary: "BuuUUuuUUuuuUuhhHH!! MOTIONLESS IN WHITE!!"
By this 2023 Edition, the “Me, My Mummy, My Daddy” decoy must have lost the rest of his hairline and officially be enjoying his retirement days somewhere by the beach in Florida.
Walls, you’ve been a constant pillar of emotional comfort throughout the various ups and downs of early recovery and mental health struggles of the past few years of my life. For this I am very, very grateful. It might sound silly, but I don’t know what I would have done without your channel, dude. Thanks a million ❤
Interesting lie my brother pointed out, Jesse says he has a 16 year old friend, and multiple friends of all ages, and also says he has a fiancé, and also talks about all his neighbors hanging out on his porch etc, but yet in the police interview Jesse says “I have no friends, zero friends”. Liaaaaar
O my cawd, i was just searching for pt1 of this this week. Soooo glad this has been redone! Sometimes you gotta go back and do the classics. Seeing velez get duped by a 34yo fmr army ranger then fried by hansen is the cleanest, best pleasure.
Some of the best Walls quotes for his commentaries: "It's just a nipple fest!" - Dan Allen "John! Nobody that you spoke to tonight was a counselor, you idiot!" - John Wesley Elliot "Mi corazon! *chest thumps* Jesse! *cries* mi hijo!" - Jesse Velez
swear to god i'm 25 and I look younger than the decoy. Fucking Jesse Velez looks only a couple years older than him. I'll never get over this decoy, or his mommy and his daddy
Thanks Walls for finally solving the mystery of what Jesse says just prior to Hansen coming out. For some reason I’d always thought he was saying something dismissive and getting up to walk himself out due to all the red flags with the situation spooking him and that Hansen heard this and came out immediately. I finally did hear it clearly this time. Maybe it was from the quality of your Jesse impression perfectly syncing with the original audio.
Yeessss this week i've been rewatching a bunch of old ones by Walls, plus some Lorne catfish calls with Dan the antagonist, so this is was perfect timing. Also, a retired army veteran is an interesting decoy selection, to say the least.
I really think at 17:02 he says "I don't think it's gonna work. It was nice meeting you." I don't think he is saying he wants to take a tour. I think he is weirded out and trying to leave.
You should honestly see the comments on the new Tru Blu videos Walls. Obviously Hansen's reputation as a terrible human being hasn't carried over there, and the majority of comments are just basically stroking his ego or his well.. blank. I get it's not targeting the TCAP community but the ignorance and lack of awareness in those comments is baffling. One of the new dudes is basically the second incarnation of Lance Fine, all the way down to the "What is a camera doing over there/What's the police officer doing there?". Wonderful.
A lot of people are probably surprised Jesse turned up on a day when he could have potentially missed a big divisional clash between the Steelers and the Ravens...but he's not a big sports person, believe it or not
Alright, here we go. This is going to be a look at the comments section of Walls’ REMASTERED Jesse Velez commentary 2023 edition. Whatever you wanna call it
I love that you're doing some of these over! You should redo some of Lorne Armstrong's stuff including the Catfish calls that he continues to fall for.
See, if I was Chris, I would have played up the awkwardness of the decoy. "You came here to take have sex with this clearly mentally handicapped thirteen-year-old."
Yeah so truthfully from like an honesty type perspective I am like really looking forward to viewing this video visually with my eyes like watching it if you will because I’m really a fan of like watching videos and like processing the information through my eyes and ears through to my brain in my cranial structure per se’
Lmao people i am passing outside are strangely looking at me because i am laughing out loud while listening to this masterpiece, Walls You are epic, even through you do it for idk third time i am still enjoying it as it is the first time 😆
Alright, here we go! I’m gonna watch this video with me, my mommy, and my daddy! Hey, look at this, my dad made this! Haha great work again walls!
Bro I saw this amazing meme of this episode from YEARS ago. It went so hard
Hilarious 😂😂😂
Eeeewwww
Top 30 Walls Tangents.
30. *Winners of Women's Golf open and Nascar races* (David Hilbish (tunnels_12000) Commentary)
29. *Walls' Rumor Touch phone in middle school* (Michael Patterson Commentary)
28. *How to spell Peterson* (JPW Commentary Part 1)
27. *Virgin execution methods and chad execution methods* (Walter Babst Commentary)
26. *Walls and his IPods* (Frank Sierras Commentary)
25. *"Clerks" is mid* (Chris Weaver "Kevin Smith" Commentary)
24. *Big ass tangent about baseball that takes up 2 minutes of a 14 minute video* (Kurt Lemke (haloballfan) Commentary)
23. *Top 10 preds to turn someone on to TCaP with* (Michael Patterson Commentary)
22. *Jeff Sokol's clone* (Frank Sierras Commentary)
21. *Julian Casablancas canta "Wink" autoplays because it was in the favorite videos list* (Why Lorne Armstrong Did It Commentary)
20. *Chris-chan* (James Marcotte Commentary)
19. *Quadratic formula* (Jerry Wayne Martin-Kosis Commentary)
18. *Shitty Chris Hansen merch* (Richard Burnham Commentary)
17. *Teen Spot video by Penn State University* (Ziegfeld Rivera Commentary)
16. *Scooby Doo gummies* (Denis Coulson Commentary)
15. *Stupid Urban Dictionary entries* (Terry Warner Commentary)
14. *PaRappa the Rapper 2 for PS2* (Michael Gentile Commentary Part 1)
13. *Stewie Griffin flanderization commentary* (Reymundo Anguiano (truesweetguy69) Commentary)
12. *Walls checks if he's previously done the Gilbert Sutherland Commentary while doing the Gilbert Sutherland Commentary* (Gilbert Sutherland Commentary)
11. *Walls got left at church for an hour when he was a kid* (Robert Salinas Commentary)
10. *"I beat LA Noir" out of fucking nowhere* (Mohammad Abdallah Commentary)
9. *Walls' classmate whose yearbook was filled with "meow meow" cus he supposedly fucked a cat* (Marvin Lakhan (Cat Predator) Commentary)
8. *Type to Learn rocks, Mavis Beacon sucks* (Michael Seibert Commentary)
7. *wHaT'S oN mY deSKtOp???/?/???* (Keith Williams Commentary)
6. *Lee Greer hijacks the commentary* (Elias Rudy Bailon Commentary)
5. *Rant about Civ 5 Impis* (Henry Guzman & Shaka Khan Commentary)
4. *Stopping the commentary for System of a Down* (Pulkit Mathur and Kanishk Lakhanpal Commentary)
3. *Walls absolutely RAGING at idiotic sports fans because he saw a Yankees hat in the background* (Michael Popovich & David Tiriolo Commentary)
2. *Searches up "furburger", completely overlooks the dictionary definition, and stares at images of furburgers for 10 whole seconds before realizing there are vaginas onscreen* (Keith Williams Commentary)
1. *Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee* (Chris Moore Commentary)
Honorable mentions:
Top 10 things to do in Florida (Mohammad Abdallah Commentary)
Decoy Sam is getting Engaged (Daniel Kelly Commentary)
Peeps Porn (JPW Commentary Part 2)
The 12 Best Power Ballads of the 80's (Robert Salinas Commentary)
"How long will Ukraine last" (Michael Patterson Commentary)
"oops i just hit my mic there" (almost all of walls' commentaries)
other hm's:
"i always watch TBS before i go to work" (anthony palumbo commentary)
walls trying to identify utz chips (farzad kalantari commentary)
walls cannot identify what a honda prelude is/trying to figure out what roundtable pizza is (juan carlos guitierrez commentary)
walls rages about the new york giants and paying kenny golladay (forgot which one this was)
"oOOOookAaay, prEEss tHe HooOooMe keEEy, efF, jAY, Eff, jAy..." probably one of my most favorite Walls moments _hyena laughter ensues_
another great Walls moment is from the DAP Colin Commentary:
"BuuUUuuUUuuuUuhhHH!! MOTIONLESS IN WHITE!!"
#21 is SO good!! I LOVE when he's like "Oh fuck yeah!" 🤣🤣
#3 when he says "Fuck awf!" In his accent is the cleanest, best pleasure
I hope you pulled these all from memory
Alllllllllright here we go! Me my mommy and my daddy all watching 😂😂😂
Floss is the boss, Salute!
Salute Floss and Whiteshoes (happy bday shoes)
Eew
Bruh no way Flossy Carter is here. What a wild overlap of RUclips niches.
He's not a sports guy believe it or not, so I don't think he'll be watching the Steelers v Ravens tomorrow.
Steewers and da wavens
STEELERSANDTHERAVENS
“I had no intentions doing of nothin”
The origin of “ew” was sincerely the most interesting piece of lore I’ve heard this entire year. Thank you. What a plot twist
Ew is right.
@@AO-bl7cc Ew is right. (Because hansen says it again 😂)
@@matthewisguy7336Yeah that's the joke. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
By this 2023 Edition, the “Me, My Mummy, My Daddy” decoy must have lost the rest of his hairline and officially be enjoying his retirement days somewhere by the beach in Florida.
Still a Sergeant Instructor for the new people
Lol the amount of shit he must be getting from the new recruits due to his HvP stint!
Walls, you’ve been a constant pillar of emotional comfort throughout the various ups and downs of early recovery and mental health struggles of the past few years of my life. For this I am very, very grateful. It might sound silly, but I don’t know what I would have done without your channel, dude. Thanks a million ❤
Me too ❤! I was near rock bottom & was self-harming when I found this channel. I'd watch it after coming home from a mentally-draining job.
Agreed. He’s laughed me through some dark times. A lot of love for him. ❤
Congratulations on your recovery that’s one heck of an achievement! 👏❤️
That’s so interesting, I got through my own troubles with ZoeyMauvre a few years back.
Ive been doing great. I also love the channel. Probably more than i should.
Thank you for this actual commentary actually, it's uhh, it's pretty interesting actually
To be honest, actually your right
Interesting lie my brother pointed out, Jesse says he has a 16 year old friend, and multiple friends of all ages, and also says he has a fiancé, and also talks about all his neighbors hanging out on his porch etc, but yet in the police interview Jesse says “I have no friends, zero friends”. Liaaaaar
Jesse “Motormouth” Velez is an expert at talking himself into prison
Eeew is right
"Out and about toowwn"
What a wonderful treat on this beautiful Saturday morning 🌞
Saturday night where I am!
B E A U T I F U L M O R N I N
"Mi hijo!!" hahahahaah fucking killed me with that man
I’d like these redo commentaries again and again
Great, private!
O my cawd, i was just searching for pt1 of this this week. Soooo glad this has been redone! Sometimes you gotta go back and do the classics. Seeing velez get duped by a 34yo fmr army ranger then fried by hansen is the cleanest, best pleasure.
Rangers lead the way!
I started doing the “eeew” after watching walls.
So do I it rubs off on me lol!!
the fact that you're still uploading brings a smile to my face. its been a minute since i watched you but i could never forget that "aaaalright!"
What a nice treat to listen to before bedtime 🇬🇧
The original comment you made from the first one when he goes "They went away... yeah they're buried in the backyard" was top tier.
Some of the best Walls quotes for his commentaries:
"It's just a nipple fest!" - Dan Allen
"John! Nobody that you spoke to tonight was a counselor, you idiot!" - John Wesley Elliot
"Mi corazon! *chest thumps* Jesse! *cries* mi hijo!" - Jesse Velez
My favorite Walls quote, "OH my God, I'm standing up." On Lorne Armstrong
Haha so many good ones, I remember laughing at that one too when he did Lorne's haha@@Myharoth
Yessss it’s time to conversate!!!
The fact that he tried to pull a 'haha, you got me! Phew! What a life's lesson! I appreciate, well, cya later then!' absolutely infuriated me.
"Alright, time to finally start my homework"
*Walls Upload*
swear to god i'm 25 and I look younger than the decoy. Fucking Jesse Velez looks only a couple years older than him. I'll never get over this decoy, or his mommy and his daddy
Esp the ID comment. A 13 year old would basically say "what id?" or "my school id is in my backpack lulz why do you need that?"
Me, my mommy, and my daddy are watching this eating a small pizza which is almost as big as the uhh big one from Planet Pizza.
Thank you Matthew. 😊 Another great video sir. "I really came all the way here for no reason."
Yes yes yes! Nothing better on a rainy afternoon. Shout from White Plains Walls!
nah man i swear please do these remakes. i occasionally rewatch your old stuff otf the main predators, so this is even better
Hitting the E-stop at my job, going on break! Aaaalright here we go! 🏃♂️
When you turn 26, you can pull a Gilbert Sutherland and say "26?!"
Saw this thought it was just the og video. But a genuine smile when I realized it’s a new upload
greattings from spain!!!
Thanks Walls for finally solving the mystery of what Jesse says just prior to Hansen coming out. For some reason I’d always thought he was saying something dismissive and getting up to walk himself out due to all the red flags with the situation spooking him and that Hansen heard this and came out immediately. I finally did hear it clearly this time. Maybe it was from the quality of your Jesse impression perfectly syncing with the original audio.
Oh wow, Walls been cooking with these commentaries lately
Hope one day we'll get an Hambubger remastered
I’ve been loving these redos !!! Great work as always !
Walls being inclusive and looking up how to say "son" and "heart" in Spanish is the cleanest, best pleasure 💀🤣
And getting his stuff from funny commentaries on Civilization 5!
Walls is the gift that keeps on giving!
Dream roommate situation would be me, my Walls, our mommies and our daddies
Ned Flanders: “Where are your parents?”
Grown Man: “They went away?”
I thought the “ewwww” thing was from Velez.
You crushed my dreams, Walls.
You crushed my dreams.
45:24 lmao as a Puerto Rican this made me laugh so hard hearing Walls speak Spanish
Jesse grimaces because he realized it’s a setup.
According to Chris (on the tcap podcast) they didnt have Jesse's chat log because of a technical problem - which is why it was a bad interview
Yeessss this week i've been rewatching a bunch of old ones by Walls, plus some Lorne catfish calls with Dan the antagonist, so this is was perfect timing.
Also, a retired army veteran is an interesting decoy selection, to say the least.
cleanest best pleasure is a new walls upload
I really think at 17:02 he says "I don't think it's gonna work. It was nice meeting you." I don't think he is saying he wants to take a tour. I think he is weirded out and trying to leave.
He said "I'll take a tour, it was nice meeting you." Like he'll look around the decoys place and then leave.
I love Walls' digressions. 😂
Love you walls. Just needed this to cheer my weekend up.
I appreciate that the Mic Quality (somehow) gets better every time. Good job Matt :D
I cannot wait to listen to Walls conversate for 50 minutes
It actually is a bloody word though - I checked in the dictionary. Was that just luck on Velez’s part?
This is flames. Salutations Jesse Velez!
OH my lord. This is the cleanest best pleasure. A walls video from 30 minutes ago
Me, my mommy, and my daddy are big fans of your videos Walls
I was anxious for you to upload a video precious 🌹
I needed this. Thanks, Matt
4 words. 15 letters. Say them, and I’m yours:
“Alright here we go”
Love these videos, I'd want them again and again
Alright here we go. Perfect way to test this commentary out before heading to the beach 😂
Ehww, ehiuuuuuw!
@@dusk6159ewwwh is right
WHO exactly are you meeting at the beach 🧐🤔🤨
Don't get lost looking for a cookie
@@NickyBlue99He doesn't want it anymore, he went away at the beach
- I keep waiting to see Dan Schrack caught up in one of these Stings. That's a TRUE Predator...
"How ya doin', Stanley? ...Tough drive?"
I heard nervous Nelly said something like "oh he looks younger in real life" I didn't realise the camera added 10 years
Oh yeah!
A new upload from the man.
What an absolute treat!
You should honestly see the comments on the new Tru Blu videos Walls. Obviously Hansen's reputation as a terrible human being hasn't carried over there, and the majority of comments are just basically stroking his ego or his well.. blank. I get it's not targeting the TCAP community but the ignorance and lack of awareness in those comments is baffling. One of the new dudes is basically the second incarnation of Lance Fine, all the way down to the "What is a camera doing over there/What's the police officer doing there?". Wonderful.
I noticed the similarity too 😂 he had some goofy lines
@Anna.T. Why? What I am doing? That's the question I have for you. Freaking Chris lmao
Lesson learned ~ don’t go into someone’s house, you wouldn’t want them coming into yours!
Sometimes I forget that my phone is muted so I make sure to rewind to the beginning with the sounds on just to hear the “aaalllrright”
Great hearing from you again
It’s the perfect weather for this lol
Thank you, Walls! I’ve been wanting to rewatch an updated version of Velez… they went away….
New walls video? Eeew didnt mean to be here this early
So you where watching this oit about town, in the car...
Love you walls! This video made my weekend man! 😊
Alright! Here we go! Another one! Making the weekend better
Yes! Our Lord and Savior hath returned!
A lot of people are probably surprised Jesse turned up on a day when he could have potentially missed a big divisional clash between the Steelers and the Ravens...but he's not a big sports person, believe it or not
Gonna show this to the neighbors on my patio
Lmao 😂😂😂
And your friends of all ages that you have?
@@NickyBlue99 of course. 16 all the way to like 30 and we all hang out together
Thank you for this actually experience actually
Alright, here we go. This is going to be a look at the comments section of Walls’ REMASTERED Jesse Velez commentary 2023 edition. Whatever you wanna call it
LETS GOOO
7:06 why is no talking about the fact that was the second time the decoy asked him if jesse wanted a water in the span of 7 seconds
Can you do the RABI!!!!!!!!!
Plzzzzzzz😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that you're doing some of these over! You should redo some of Lorne Armstrong's stuff including the Catfish calls that he continues to fall for.
Walls you help me when I'm stressed to the max. ❤️
Laughing helps so much!
See, if I was Chris, I would have played up the awkwardness of the decoy.
"You came here to take have sex with this clearly mentally handicapped thirteen-year-old."
The way this made me excited
Great video. Hey Walls, Go Orioles!! Cheers from Maryland
I like this and things to that nature.
Now we know the origin story of Walls “ewwww”
Allllllright, here we go
Alright here we goooo!!!!
Obsessed with pizza fucking kills me
I enjoyed watching this remastered edition with me, my mommy and my daddy
All right Walls is back
Me, my mommy, and my daddy.
You gotta do some commentary on the Tru Blue Hansen episodes too. i think it would be a good mix
I typed in Walls TCAP like I do every Saturday and some Saturdays. I get lucky and some I don’t.
Sweet, a new Walls video.
Never chilled with a young guy b4
Dont you ever leave me Walls
+10 points for the Brad Carter video there in your recommended videos.
Wasn’t expecting this 😃
Pretty sure the decoy meant that his mom keeps HIS ID in her purse, just trying to imply "I'm too young to have to manage that by myself"
Yeah so truthfully from like an honesty type perspective I am like really looking forward to viewing this video visually with my eyes like watching it if you will because I’m really a fan of like watching videos and like processing the information through my eyes and ears through to my brain in my cranial structure per se’
Lmao people i am passing outside are strangely looking at me because i am laughing out loud while listening to this masterpiece, Walls You are epic, even through you do it for idk third time i am still enjoying it as it is the first time 😆