Top 10 Worst GI Joe Vehicles | List Show #17
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I actually liked the Buzz Boar. I didn't have a lot of money as a kid, so I built a lot of playsets out of styrafome and I used to make weapons depots that Cobra could break into using the Buzz Boar.
I'm a proud Rat owner. The blades spin man, the blades spin..!
The Pogo has always been my favorite. Years later I rebuilt one with a real paint job and eaverything.
I had 3 of them! They were on discount at KB toys! I took the legs off and they became the cobra elites escape pods!
@@RA10H56 That sounds like something that we need the boxart for.
Wow, seven years ago. Still one of my favorite videos. Thanks guys for all the awesome conten.
What was done to Zartan’s Swampskier for the 25th anniversary fig definitely needs to be on the list. 😤
I played with all of these as a kid and loved every second of it! Still have some of these, and now I get to play again with my son. New, old, as long as it had a rubber band, I was good with it!
The headlights were above the guns on the HAVOC.
HAVOC...
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That's funny !!! I had to do a double take on that one.
Great video/ list. I really liked the D.E.M.O.N. though, because I felt it doubled as a playset for the Iron Grenadiers; which AFAIK never had a playset. It was the last vehicle that I was able to stomach the amount of over-the-top missiles. G.I. Joe jumped the shark for me around this time, but the worst was yet to come!
Cobra: If You Can Dream It, You Can Do It
That's a kick-ass catchphrase if I've ever heard one.
I guess I was a half way lucky. Back then I got just as much of my G.I. Joe stuff as gifts and from garage sales as I did hand picked from the store. Out of all of these on the list the only one I owned was the H.A.V.O.C. and it was gifted to me. I actually aquired two of them and heavily modified the second one.
I wish I had known about the magic of garage sales back when I first started working at 16. I would have bought so many Joes and Star Wars.
Kenneth Malone I d say havoc is not that bad
Charles V I quite like the havoc as well. I had it is part of my collection years ago and thought I had a very interesting design even though I'm well aware that the pilot of that thing had to be the unluckiest son of a bitch on the planet. You might as well have had a glowing neon sign above his head saying I'm too stupid to hide please shoot me. I used to absolutely love collecting the G.I Joe toys but eventually ended up giving up on the series since a lot of the vehicle designs look like they came out of some bad Star Wars rip off or a Dr Seuss nightmare
The coastal defender is war porter potty. LMAO!!!
Leave a guy stuck in there for a couple of days, and it damn sure will smell like one too.
Haha the Coastal Defender. It’s a box. Awesome. I had it and used it. But looking back it was ridiculous.
Worst G.I. Joe vehicle shoud be the Road Toad B.R.V. It's a trailer hitch with a winch and a gun. That's it.
The H.A.V.O.K was Awesome buddy!!!
I'll be honest... I wasn't expecting these vehicles to be nearly this hideous. The folks who made GI Joe really out did themselves.
Some of these weren't when the sales started to decline at all. The surf board number 10 was '84, you said? GI Joe was at it's peak for another couple years after that. And I think some of the best vehicles are in the late 80's and 1990. Anything after 1990 is garbage. But, stuff like the Mean Dog, Rolling Thunder, the Night Raven, Stilleto, The Hammer just a few off the top of my head, are some of the best vehicles in the entire line. Realistic or not, some of them, they're toys, and meant to be played with hence their added play value with missiles and moving parts and such.
Great idea for a list. Wish the pictures stayed up while you're talking about them though instead of just a few seconds initially.
The Havoc was awesome!
I had the Coastal Defendar and loved the surprise attack design of it.
I had the H.A.V.O.C. and loved the hidden hovercraft.
But the LCV will always be special to me. I received it and Bazooka as my first G.I. Joe toys for my 8th birthday. From then on that was Bazooka's vehicle. No other figure drove it and Bazooka never piloted anything else.
Besides the post 1988 vehicles, the GI Joe/Cobra vehicles were so cool that even the ones on this worst vehicles list were still cool.
Oh sure. There's still plenty of fun to be had even with the bottom of the barrell.
You just reminded me of how I owned the coastal defender and I also loved playing with it...wow.
I didn't think of GI Joe vehicles becoming more like baby toys until you mentioned it. I got the Cobra Earthquake in early 90's. The vehicle is one of my favorite Cobra ground vehicles. The bucket in front works like a Tonka truck bulldozer digger.
How did The Patriot not make the list?!?! Really, EVERY vehicle post '90-'91 should probably be on here...
Havoc is one of the most iconic by a mile
Back in the day we referred to the "Coastal Defender" as the the "G. I. Joe Outhouse". When we saw that, we were done with the franchise.
I had number and the Cobra Pogo and I liked them because I am not picky.
I had the MANTA when I was a kid. It was a mail away with flag points thing. I always used it as covert infiltration...because, otherwise, fun on the beach! And the Silver Mirage...and I still liked the RAM better...
I had the Rat and the Pogo battle ball and they are awesome!
Yea, the Buzz Boars were silly. At least until they got that Avengers: Infinity War cameo.
Sorry Dan but I gotta disagree about the MANTA. I saved points and got it as a mail away and it was simple yes, but it was a great little 'stealthy' water vehicle.
GI Joe is what you would get if Raytheon and Northrop Grumman got an unlimited budget.
oh man how can anyone hate the Havoc? the Havoc the Snowcat, the Vipers, the batpod, oh man they were the best!
cobra basistic battle ball reminds me of a Star Wars vehicle toy from the early '80's.
I got The Rat at a garage sale as a kid. I allways thought it felt like a knock off brand / McDonald's toy compared to my other vehicles.
Not surprised to see it as #1 on this list.
I never owned any of those. I really wanted the HAVOC. It never happed. I had that Cobra stunner I think it was. The head of the car thing split. Why is it Cobra thought the vehicle should articulate instead of the guns, cannons, and missile launchers is beyond me. That had exposed people riding on the outside too didn’t it? Crazy Cobras.
In a series where everyone shoots lasers that look like normal guns, and a gi joe vtol can somehow fly without any wings when its jet engines pivot from thrusting down to thrusting back, suspension of disbelief is well out the door already. that said, the havoc and the buzzbore were not deserving to be on this list
I can usually get behind your lists but you missed the points of most of these vehicles. Especially the coastal defender. That served a purpose
I never understood the stupid thing Tomax and Xamot drove around in. A weird large ATV type vehicle whose front end could split in two like a lazy-eyed tank. WTH...
Ugh. Yeah. Totally agree. Never cared for that thing.
Yeah, I got that one in a trade. I gave another kid something I had a duplicate of.
The Ferret was the ATV that was much like the 4 wheel ATVs you can get. The vehicle he is refering to is the Cobra STUN, which had three wheels and pods on the front that could split. It came with Motor Viper.
Yeah. I was a huge fan of Gi Joe. was my favorite toy line when i was a kid. The Cobra STUN was the first vehicle i got that made me think "Oh No. i Don't think i'm going to like where this is going." ... I was right.
I had the silver mirrage and the Buzz Boar. As a 7 year old I quite liked them! :'D
No Road Toad? That thing was soooo crappy...
Yet again, the vehicles I don't concur are the worst are the HAVOC (I'm aware, technically - what it properly stands for, the 'Heavy Articulated Vehicle Ordnance Carrier') [since Cross-Country drove it] and the DEMONs ('Dual Elevating Multi Ordnance Neutralisers') [since the Ferrets drove them], but I *do* concur that the *other* 8 are (these vehicles didn't come with drivers; I prefer the 1982-94 vehicles that *did* come with drivers).
You can add every year since this video was posted that Hasbro didn’t have shit in the shelf
I liked the Havoc though I never had one myself I remember seeing it in the show, Or at least the movie.
Surprised those personal helicopter things didn’t make the list.
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I liked the POGO as a kid, I pretended it flew :D
Anyone who had any of these as a kid will probably disagree and love them for nostalgic reasons, but objectively, yes, these are among the worst.
The Havoc is a miss for me for its driver. Character, Cross Country, was a full blown confederate soldier, belt buckle flag and everything. I cant
Hasbro toys and their GIJoe line were done when they made the dolls to small to play with I liked them better when the dolls were 12 inches tall and articulated that run was in the 60s and 70 with a short recurrence of it in the 90s I used to laugh at my little brother when he talk about his little tiny Give Joe and how cool it was when they didn't even move
Everyone had a HAVOC. I don't know why. It must've been on sale a lot.
I agree with all these except the Silver Mirage!
+GIJOE4157 Fair enough.
Exactly
For the LCV look up WWII battle sleds
Hey all these toys have guns and/or missiles which makes them ten times more awesome than the crap sold today. Yo Joe!
Did you remember GI Joe Tiger Force?
i have the Cobra Buzz Boar. I don´t know what i was thinking when i was a kid haha
I like the Pogo, it's more like a command vehicle to me.
They should have made Cobra naval ships and vessels to form the Cobra navy.
I love the crazy vehicles like these
In the comics the pogo was designed by Raptor. Nuff said.
I thought the MANTA was kind of cool...cheap for those of us on a budget and good for bathtub play.
So... is this guy supposed to be a vampire? Zombie?
Great Reviewer, Great Videos!
Thanks for watching!
... I want to be that guy and say I absolutely loved the Cobra Rat as a kid. Used to play with it in my swimming pool.
The H.A.V.O.C. (which was totally rad) was on the list but the Swampmasher wasn't?!
Didnt mind the demon even though it was unusual. The pogo i used as a lunar vehicle with the astro vipers which isnt a bad idea i think. Rest of them ......yes are very dodgy lol
I was going to be extremely upset if the Cobra Rat had not placed first on this list. I cannot imagine a more worthless piece of junk in the entire original collection.
Now, I don't agree with ALL of your choices, and at least one of them (your choice) should have been bumped off of this list in "favor" of the Cobra Earthquake. This asinine thing was nothing more than a front loader -- a piece of construction equipment (!) colored in neon red and green, and deep purple, towing a missile rack behind it. SERIOUSLY?!
cobra battle barge its basically a shooting gallery for joes ;D
Totally.
What are you talking about? The HAVOC rocked!
Okay no it didn't. Even as a kid I was like, what the hell is this?
You should have left the pictures up there, I kept having to stop the video and go back to observe the things you were saying about them.
I only live like 10 minutes from the place these shitty toys were designed and if I could go back in time, I'm sure I'd ask what the hell they were thinking with these toys. I've even dated girls that worked at Hasbro. My niece is currently working through an education cooperative with Hasbro, and it still baffles me that they used to make shit like this.
Fortunately I was getting old enough to where my Gameboy grabbed my interest more than these cheap money grab toys. They really weren't trying after a while.
It would be cool if you kept the image of what you’re talking about up while you’re discussing its features.
Demon was awesome and havok was cool too. Yes haavok driver not in a good spot but cobra stun had same thing why list one not the other. Both was cool
I had and enjoyed several of these. And in the end that is why kids play with toys righ?
I'm a 70's baby, I love ALL G.I.joe properties 😄😊🤗
I always thought the buzz boar was a paddle vehicle for like the desert or beach combat not an underground drill.
if you fired a missile from a surfboard you wouldnt survive it lol
Holy shit Dan, did you just get off a bender?
I was lucky enough to grow up as the kid brother to the household favorite older brother and as such had the joy of owning all but the last 2 because I had aged out by then. But I can't believe you left off my largest most disappointing Christmas G.I.Joe toy ever the Cobra Bugg 😂 . . I guess it would be more accurate to say I didn't age out of G.I.Joe my parents just inundated me what the crap while I got to watch my brother play with the best
Worse then the rat. How about the Cobra action pack rocket sled?
Is it wrong of me to say that almost all of the vehicles listed here were some of my Favorite play vehicles ever?
My nostalgia has severe issues with this vid!
But did you get a few laughs out of it?
Toy Galaxy Ah yea, I enjoy the humour in all your vids.
+Warmachine Vengeance Very much appreciated.
What about the Swamp Masher? God-awful!!
This is a terrible list, the havoc and the silver mirage are awesome
The RAM is not a top 5 vehicle. Lol. Its pretty plain with not very many play features. The HAVOC is a superb vehicle with many play features.
I LOVED THE M.A.N.T.A.!
I owned most of these...💀my parents wouldn’t buy me expensive vehicles; so I had all the low end crap ones 😂
the coastal defender looks like a mobile toilet
I remember sending away for 2 or maybe 3 MANTAS! And they never came!!!!!!
I had the cobra pogo. don't remember who got it for me for christmas but that toy was horrible.
Of course the only one I happen to have is #1
This video would be better if images of the vehicles filled the entire screen and lasted for more than 5 seconds. Then we could see what the host is talking about.
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Agreed. One step further would be to physically have them on hand and demonstrate in real time. I was a product of the 80s and live for this stuff.
Ive been thinking the same thing. Lovee the videos but my mind doesnt keep a vivid memory of a fleeting image. Besides that im loving every video ive seen thus far.
Ive been thinking the same thing. Lovee the videos but my mind doesnt keep a vivid memory of a fleeting image. Besides that im loving every video ive seen thus far.
Agree 100%. He flashes the item at the beginning and then when he describes what he is talking about I have to go back and rewind to video to notice what he mentioned. Good ideas for videos, poor execution.
My thoughts exactly! Hold the picture longer and even showing the actual product in action would have been good.
Love your style and writing, but I'd enjoy these reviews so much more if you showed the actual toys for more than 5 sec. Like for example the entire time you're talking about them?
Right dont need to see you except for 30 sec beginning and 30 end of video
I'm sorry but the Havoc was freakin awesome. It's faceoff in the comics versus the Thundermachine was one of the most epic vehicle duels in the comics history, right up there with the Skystriker versus the Rattler. XD
Minnie hover craft!!! It was so wizard!
By and far one of my favorite toys ever.
I agree, I liked the Havoc.
Havoc was by far my favorite!
The Havoc rules!!!!
HAVOC is the first GI Joe vehicle I got. And I still have it today :-)
I have the silver Mirage and it's a great display toy. You can't play with it outside but it looks awesome on a Shelf.
I had the DEMON back then it was really fun to play with I just used it like an alien tank and fit just fine. Design be dammed I actually loved to have a Destro tank Destro being my favorite Cobra villain...closely followed by firefly.
Agree.I loved this vehicle.
The HAVOC was awesome. You’re high. 🤣
Totally agree
It was a strange design but so much fun to play with. I never used it as a frontline vehicle like they did in the cartoon, rather as long range fire support from behind cover usually with '86 Hawk manning the big cannons.
He is high , HAVOC freaking cool!
They shot lasers for gods sake, why is he so obsessed with realism.
aren't the stickers above the guns the headlights on the HAVOC?
Yes
Was just bout to type that. Like brah were looking RIGHT at the headlights
Correctamundo.
I actully like the HAVOC and the DEMON
Agreed