I love how this concept is basically blackmailing the Hololive members to join her call-in stream so she doesnt pour RED BULL into her food. This is how you make friends
Reviews of Haachama's cooking: "Is this ingredients made from plastic?" -Flare "Because you don't have roux... you use your poop as ingredients?" -Roboco "Kore wa... nani?" -Sora "HAACHAMA!?" -Subaru "You can eat everything right?" -Aqua Totally out-and-in of context reviews, made by Hololiver's truly~ P.S. Sora's "konnichiwa" and "sore wa nani" is really pleasing I found myself repeating it more than I expected
9:46 I like this part. Smug Aqua: Add Kimchi.... (snickers) Haachama: Ah Kimchi! Yeah that's good Aqua: ......Eh?! (panting sounds) Aqua's pranks rarely work lol
As a native Thai, I can guarantee all of you that combining our red curry with kimchi would not be a good choice and the flavor should be questionable. However, since Hachama said she was enjoying her nabe (which it's actually curry), I will also be happy then.
I mean just look at the proportion of her ingredients 55555 Thai curries need exact amount of seasoning to taste good. I do home cooking and learns cooking from some Thai chefs. I feel pretty salty from her cooking! (i am Thai too)
As a Korean, I agree with you. Kimchi with red curry would be ... difficult, to put it lightly. I think the end result will taste like neither red curry nor kimchi (and a bit of a waste of expensive ingredient!). But with (a lot of) adjustments, I think something edible can be made... probably....
It’s like stable food back then or even now really if you don’t got them yens but it’s also a dish that can be alleviate to higher quality too (I tried some in restaurant and it taste great)
3:20 Today, candy kingdom guards were forced to dog pile their princess who had descended into a mad rage and was about to jump into the harbor to swim to Australia. To what end? We may never know...
Other holo girls chatting A : haachama doing 400k celebration you better call B : Nice... whats she doing ? A : cooking... B : nice..... WAIT A MINUTE..!
>Haachama opens Haachama "Restaurant" >Haatons go there for the "food" >All of them wake up the next day with severe diarrhoea and stomachache >YAGOO and maybe all the other members level of stress: 999%
From now on, the other Hololive members will planning how to make Haachama stay in Aussieland forever. For the sake to prevent the upcoming dreadful offline-collab Haachama cooking livestream.
I can tell that if Hololive (and by extension Nijisanji) did a Manzai tournament (similar to Touhou M-1 Grand Prix) that Haachama would fully be the boke making the tsukomi lose her mind over her cooking skit
Haachama's homemade cooking? You think Haaton's won't be falling over themselves to line up for that? That's as close to housewife experience as they can get. This nabe turned out decent too ironically.
I'm not a Foodie or a cook at all, but even with my limited knowledge of cooking. I can tell that Haachama's creating a homunculus in that pot. I'm hyperventilating as I watch like Aqua did.
I love how at the start, everyone were so concerned with how haachama was cooking this "thing" but then realizes later on that this is a "Haachama stream" and just goes with whatever bs haachama pulls.
As someone who (self-proclaimed) loves to taste different type of food in different kind of place with different kind of ingredients, seeing this gave me a headache while also making me hungry
Subaru: I feel like if we did a cooking collab, I'd die from all the straight-manning I'd have to do! Haachama: That's funny, Luna was almost dead from our cooking collab for the same reason! Subaru: wut
I feel like I get it why Haato started doing this crazy stuff because she wants to escape the feeling of depression that is related to what is happening to the house she is staying overseas.
I cant wait for the Haachama Restaurant!!! Y'all cant tell me if haachama cooked it for you, you wouldn't eat it. Give you best smile and "oishii," and just get you stomach pumped later😂.
HaatoBasic is just a fancier way of saying How To Basic... or the Engrish way. As for the cooking, I... don't even know where to begin. If she enjoyed it, then that's cool.
![What is Haachama struggling with? [Hololive | English sub]](/img/1.gif)
I love how this concept is basically blackmailing the Hololive members to join her call-in stream so she doesnt pour RED BULL into her food. This is how you make friends
I like how Subaru keep warning Haachama to be careful with fire, since Subaru's house got burned before
Oof, that's deep.
Bruh, I was expecting an Elite experience instead but..... BRRUUUHHH
That's my kind of dark humor
Oofs
Tha-that's just sad
"What is... this?" - Tokino Sora
It looked so bad that it scared Sora
Actually surprised the management let Sora gaze at that disgusting thing in the pot.
The allmighty goddess was disgusted as she stared at that devilish soup...
"you put that as it is?
.. Aah I see.. I see"
...
"I… don't know"
one of few things that fazed sora goddess
Reviews of Haachama's cooking:
"Is this ingredients made from plastic?" -Flare
"Because you don't have roux... you use your poop as ingredients?" -Roboco
"Kore wa... nani?" -Sora
"HAACHAMA!?" -Subaru
"You can eat everything right?" -Aqua
Totally out-and-in of context reviews, made by Hololiver's truly~
P.S. Sora's "konnichiwa" and "sore wa nani" is really pleasing I found myself repeating it more than I expected
Sora said "kore wa... nani"
@@tasin2776 Ah, thank you! Gotta edit it wwwww
I have so many questions in my head but I don't wanna answer that
@@idkwhatnaem well if you insist
seeing that the water didn't begin to boil even after 4 min, I'm like "Did she light it?"
It's winter down under so God forbid she used cold water from the sink
So she cooked.... With frozen food..... From cold water?
she keeps putting stuff that lowers the temperature as well...
After the robocco clip i think its starting to boil a little?? If she did light it, its probably on low heat
Sora's little "Ah..." when Haachama invited her to cook together is golden.
Also I love how Haachama's cooking literally broke Aqua immediately lmfao
9:46 I like this part.
Smug Aqua: Add Kimchi.... (snickers)
Haachama: Ah Kimchi! Yeah that's good
Aqua: ......Eh?! (panting sounds)
Aqua's pranks rarely work lol
As a native Thai, I can guarantee all of you that combining our red curry with kimchi would not be a good choice and the flavor should be questionable. However, since Hachama said she was enjoying her nabe (which it's actually curry), I will also be happy then.
I mean just look at the proportion of her ingredients 55555 Thai curries need exact amount of seasoning to taste good. I do home cooking and learns cooking from some Thai chefs.
I feel pretty salty from her cooking! (i am Thai too)
As a Korean, I agree with you. Kimchi with red curry would be ... difficult, to put it lightly. I think the end result will taste like neither red curry nor kimchi (and a bit of a waste of expensive ingredient!). But with (a lot of) adjustments, I think something edible can be made... probably....
And actually the curry paste need to stir fried then add coconut milk. Put it in water just horrible
ผมก็เคยพลาดแบบนั้นมาแล้ว กินแทบไม่ได้เลย 5555555
Well what do you expect from her lol
I guess she's ended up with a potentially bland tasting curry?
Haato’s tactic to have callers is to hold herself hostage with her own cooking
I physically felt queasy just seeing what she made. Man, she really needs to go to jail for crimes against food.
This video should be titled "How to commit War crimes", what she made is basically a bio-chemical weapon.
Another rules will be added to Geneva Convention
She is already in jail. The whole country of Australia is her jail
@@richcast66 thats funny. It also doesn't help the fact that australia was formerly a prison colony.
GameDominator //XennonGDM lmao oh shit.
"Haato Basic"
I see what haachama did there
Omg... Now that you've mentioned it I just realized it too. XD
Ppl hav been calling her that for a while now so she’s just gon with it
She embraced the memes
Let the memes swallow her whole
Theres a channel called “How to Basic” check it out...and Haato Basic and How to Basic is quite similar to each other...
I had to stop my dinner to watch this...
....TO REFILL THE PLATE AND ENJOY THIS MARVELOUS COOKING SHOW WHILE EATING
AH YES DELICIOUS. HACHAAMA COOKING IS THE BEST!!
I'm eating mah breakfast rn
Filthy
@@thefmaster9833 Frank
REFILL IT WITH THY OWN VOMIT
Truly definition of hell's kitchen
I wish this stream was translate d full
Gordon Ramsey will have a heart attack
"Finally, some good fucking food poison"
She wants to own a restaurant... I can imagine how that'll go. But wait I've never heard of boiled rice with soaked tea.
It's called Chazuke. Japanese traditional food that dates back to the warring age in Japan. Common.
It’s like stable food back then or even now really if you don’t got them yens but it’s also a dish that can be alleviate to higher quality too (I tried some in restaurant and it taste great)
Gordon Ramsays kitchen nightmares featuring Haachama
@@MMMaster1994 we need to highlight that "Nightmare"part
Chat during that stream: Is she trying to summon some kind of entity ?
Silly chat, no entity will answer to kimchi curry!
Yeah
She IS the entity
*_"Konluluuuuu~"_*
Holy shi-
@@robiel0105 Just imagine one of the bubbles from the primordial ooze in that pot pops and it's the soft giggle of a perfectly normal art student.
Aqua sounding smug after telling haachama to put Kimchi
Haachama: ahhh kimchi, okay!!!
Aqua: EH???
😂
Classic Baqua
3:20 Today, candy kingdom guards were forced to dog pile their princess who had descended into a mad rage and was about to jump into the harbor to swim to Australia. To what end? We may never know...
Ah... She wants to feed all her fans to see how effective her poisons are, got it.
Don't let the eldr-
I just noticed the top left is a play on how to basic. She's clearly ascended.
Haato Basic without the egg
Fun fact: Haachama's allergic to eggs
@@brian88829 therefore, no egg
@@Grass-toucher but with threats of red bull
Tries to cook somethingn with random ingredients
Hachaama: doesnt this look delicious?
Meanwhile, at Scotland...
Gordon: *Heart attack*
Finally some FAQing food
Other holo girls chatting
A : haachama doing 400k celebration you better call
B : Nice... whats she doing ?
A : cooking...
B : nice..... WAIT A MINUTE..!
aussie neighbors
Hachama is like one of those weirdos, that could easily go through disgusting eating challenge in "Fear Factor".
Completely the opposite of Gibara
Sora is so tired being lonely that shed willingly go down degenarcy with haachama when invited
Imagine if this is pekora
Everyone will watch her stream instead of calling her, just to watch her suffer
3:09 I felt the misery in that translation
"One day I hope to open a haachama restaurant"
How about we don't and say we did?
HaatoLive as IRL event with Haachama cooking for everyone will be like,
the best meal of your life, or your last supper, or BOTH.
7:22 subaru had a certain fire accident flashback
HAACHAMA CHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This made me scared and intrigued at the same time lmao
Scared Haachama would explode or mutate from eating this
Intrigued in the end result XD
Legends say haachama is actually howtobasic
Props to you for actually translating all the good bits. Everyone else just translated one part of the stream. You really are a cut above the rest
>Haachama opens Haachama "Restaurant"
>Haatons go there for the "food"
>All of them wake up the next day with severe diarrhoea and stomachache
>YAGOO and maybe all the other members level of stress: 999%
Haatons after waking up: "This is pure DEGENERACY, we love it as fellow DEGENERATES!!"
>*Haachama numbers skyrocket*
The cursed thai food
*cuesed
*blessed
Even though I'm Thai and I don't f****** know what kind of food is that, I want to eat it!
จิรัฏฐ์ เกียรติสุขอุดม I’m Thai too, and I will eat it even if it worth whole day of toilet.
Always wonder why she can wait it to boil before putting something? 🤣
dang she really going out there with haato basic. that's awesome. i hope howtobasic knows about her
She was one ingredient away from summoning a hellspawn.
Haato really just be bringing creatures from the Astral World into ours, but calls it cooking. Ask questions.
I can feel the anxiety in Subaru's voice! Not a single moment was she able to stay calm during her section of the call xD
From now on, the other Hololive members will planning how to make Haachama stay in Aussieland forever.
For the sake to prevent the upcoming dreadful offline-collab Haachama cooking livestream.
When she put the raw shrimp into the soup I was strongly reminded of Korone's kitchen stream.
''Haato basic.'' Fuck, that pun got me good.
Haatons be laughing until she actually opens her own restaurant
Aqua: *unintelligible pft noises*
Haachama: What's that sound?!
Me: _The Sound of Majestic Onion BakaMaid!_
Even the fearless goddess trembled that day
Imagine this:
Haachama = YAGOO
Ingredients = Cute looking idols
The Food = ???
I can tell that if Hololive (and by extension Nijisanji) did a Manzai tournament (similar to Touhou M-1 Grand Prix) that Haachama would fully be the boke making the tsukomi lose her mind over her cooking skit
Imagine not being terrified by horror games but by haachama cooking.. .
Wuaaa~
2 minutes in and she already cause this much chaos, that’s our Haachama
The stuff in the pot @ 8:26 looks like its trying to come to life.
Trust me the chat was going wild during that stream. Lmao 🤣
It seems as though Haachama keeps evolving each week
Is this fresh or frozen?
Haato: I don’t know
Gordon Ramsay: Let’s talk
look at everyone reaction so priceless xDDD
Ahhhh, it's Hachaama after all
7:23 Said it just like someone who has experienced their house burn down...oh wait...
5:30
she wants to give haatons her own cooking
yabaiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Haachama's homemade cooking? You think Haaton's won't be falling over themselves to line up for that?
That's as close to housewife experience as they can get. This nabe turned out decent too ironically.
7:22
Subaru knows fires too well...
5:13 Haachama restaurant!? Oh, how I wait to see that day!
8:55 "be carefull with the fire" you...
This is the most cursed video that Haachama ever did..and she did the feet one.
What about the hentai one?
Even someone with absolute power as sora is speechless and shaken, this aussie anime girl must be contained
Aqu-tan: haachama cooking? don't know don't care imma slurp ma soba
>roboco's evil laugh on her comment about the nabe rou
ahh my heart
I truly just want the background music of this hell xD
Subaru: "Haachama, I just want to say be careful with fire!" .. duck is speaking from firsthand experience...
I can't believe she really used the 'Haato Basic'
you don't love hachama enough if you would not eat her cooking ! Who would not want food poisoning directly from hachama !? hachama~chama !
Blessings to everyone who survives this Haachama phase.
I'm not a Foodie or a cook at all, but even with my limited knowledge of cooking.
I can tell that Haachama's creating a homunculus in that pot.
I'm hyperventilating as I watch like Aqua did.
Ah... Yeah... I watch this while eating, thinking its perfect.
And then something start floating in the yellow soup.
Well, there goes lunch time
The true implication of
*HELL's KITCHEN*
How far will Haachama´s crimes against food go...
Haachama is the one person that Gordon Ramsey's afraid to have cooking battle with.
Sora tried her hardest not to gag lol
Sora is such a kind soul
she went mad because she's not going out
how sad that her madness is our entertainment
I love how at the start, everyone were so concerned with how haachama was cooking this "thing" but then realizes later on that this is a "Haachama stream" and just goes with whatever bs haachama pulls.
As someone who (self-proclaimed) loves to taste different type of food in different kind of place with different kind of ingredients, seeing this gave me a headache while also making me hungry
It's nice to hear that Sora enjoys shrimp
"Is it frozen?"
"I don't know"
How do you not know that?
I just noticed HaatoBasic at the top left lmaoo
Just imagine what evil lurks inside Haachama's fridge... would probably scare all the wild animals in Australia
Haachama just taught Subaru a great weapon that's effective against Luna
aqua tried to bully her with the kimchi and Haachama pulled the Uno reverse
She... _wants to open a restaurant_ and *serve her food to Haatons...*
YAGOO have mercy on our souls.
damn you didnt include the epicc tenshi save
Subaru: I feel like if we did a cooking collab, I'd die from all the straight-manning I'd have to do!
Haachama: That's funny, Luna was almost dead from our cooking collab for the same reason!
Subaru: wut
I feel like I get it why Haato started doing this crazy stuff because she wants to escape the feeling of depression that is related to what is happening to the house she is staying overseas.
Its literally *HELL* kitchen EVEN the food is HELLISHLY CHURNING MY STOMACH
I cant wait for the Haachama Restaurant!!! Y'all cant tell me if haachama cooked it for you, you wouldn't eat it. Give you best smile and "oishii," and just get you stomach pumped later😂.
even tokinosora is confused.
had to stop at around 3 minute to prepare myself for the upcoming disasters
3:15 My brain think of something I shouldn't have think of.
HaatoBasic is just a fancier way of saying How To Basic... or the Engrish way.
As for the cooking, I... don't even know where to begin. If she enjoyed it, then that's cool.
6:55
Haato: When Haachama can go back to Japan...
me: i feel great disturbance in the force.
As a Thai person, this nabe pot gives me ptsd