Retirement Speech №5915032 - Jerma 10,000,000 Stream Edit

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @Cheltie
    @Cheltie  7 месяцев назад +51

    Watch this edit with chat - chatreplay.stream/videos/iKR1vWX5HuA

    • @Howkin_
      @Howkin_ 7 месяцев назад +9

      Hey. this is pretty cool

    • @kennys2359
      @kennys2359 7 месяцев назад +10

      I'd rather eat bugs.

    • @kiiyll
      @kiiyll 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@kennys2359 Only if they're offered by a very handsome, tall doctor

  • @lamantho
    @lamantho 7 месяцев назад +766

    grandpa so old he forgot he retired

  • @frostbittenskin
    @frostbittenskin 7 месяцев назад +451

    guys i'm NOT addicted to streaming guys i just need to do ONE MORE just for fun i can quit when i want to i'm NOT an addict

  • @ASmolBoy
    @ASmolBoy 7 месяцев назад +421

    Damn, Jerma's done 10 million streams? No wonder he's retiring.

    • @jmbkpo
      @jmbkpo 7 месяцев назад +29

      985 years streaming

  • @heskymarky
    @heskymarky 7 месяцев назад +628

    I GOT ANOTHER ONE IN ME

    • @Boney9551
      @Boney9551 7 месяцев назад +63

      Mffgh…

    • @awesomeman8955
      @awesomeman8955 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@Boney9551 joke about gay smex

    • @tanoiason
      @tanoiason 7 месяцев назад +9

      I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE

    • @lironi1111
      @lironi1111 7 месяцев назад +6

      JOB'S NOT FINISHED

    • @xnotasweatx
      @xnotasweatx 7 месяцев назад +5

      How many can you fit in you

  • @MewZe
    @MewZe 7 месяцев назад +298

    Guys I'm starting to think Jerma might be retiring

    • @Sybato
      @Sybato 7 месяцев назад +13

      I haven't seen a retirement compilation, so I'd say maybe he is retired.

    • @retronymph
      @retronymph 7 месяцев назад

      Doubt

  • @themafiaman7554
    @themafiaman7554 7 месяцев назад +236

    He plays the match 3 game for 6 hours then played his game of the year for 30 minutes

    • @CluckN
      @CluckN 7 месяцев назад +47

      >Jerma’s Game of the year
      >It takes like a full hour to get into it
      >Ster stopped playing it
      >Metacritic score is less than Mario vs Rabbids
      Looks fun

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@CluckN Wasn't Mario vs Rabbids kind of good tho? Like incredibly simple but good

  • @neartheplumtree
    @neartheplumtree 7 месяцев назад +249

    these streams feel like unlocking post-game content or watching behind the scenes footage after you’ve finished with the original movie on a dvd

    • @neartheplumtree
      @neartheplumtree 7 месяцев назад +38

      oh he straight up just makes the same comparison at the end of the highlight lmao

    • @paul-nj1ig
      @paul-nj1ig 7 месяцев назад +4

      When you load up disc 2

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 7 месяцев назад +89

    saying straight-faced "that's poetry." after singing the alphabet is pure jermaness

  • @nub628
    @nub628 7 месяцев назад +127

    he said streams are gonna be shorter now then he proceeds to stream for 7 hours

    • @0tterhead
      @0tterhead 7 месяцев назад +8

      His alzheimers made him forget he said that

  • @Big_Boss_985
    @Big_Boss_985 7 месяцев назад +9

    So nice of the Elbertson estate to release these pre-recorded streams to preserve Jeremy’s legacy.

  • @KowlDoogle
    @KowlDoogle 7 месяцев назад +80

    there was cheetos mac n cheese and chicken tikka masala, and now he's talking about coffee. these streams are an elaborate bit i'm calling it now, he's doing the "grandsons watching his old stream to find the treasure"

  • @vyeelime8143
    @vyeelime8143 7 месяцев назад +169

    JERMA'S IN THE CALL AND HE'S PLAYING TEN MILLION
    WHAT IS HE DOING THAT FOR

    • @70sMexi
      @70sMexi 7 месяцев назад +29

      "I gotta beat this! Cause you beat it, and I feel like less of a man!"

    • @christianmogol960
      @christianmogol960 7 месяцев назад +7

      ancient references

    • @vyeelime8143
      @vyeelime8143 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@christianmogol960 i remember what it was like back then
      but that was before the plague hit

    • @whebshow6610
      @whebshow6610 7 месяцев назад +2

      you see that headshot? you see that headshot

  • @jackbennett2269
    @jackbennett2269 7 месяцев назад +25

    Addicted to retiring

  • @netrixdd
    @netrixdd 7 месяцев назад +32

    Jerma risen from the dead and preached "I got another one in me"

  • @itzzaamia
    @itzzaamia 7 месяцев назад +42

    19:46 jerma admits he is under 24 hour surveillance by a massive team of doctors

  • @ykobi
    @ykobi 7 месяцев назад +172

    "one day only" chain

    • @Ursi_
      @Ursi_ 7 месяцев назад +8

      ONE DAY ONLY

    • @themafiaman7554
      @themafiaman7554 7 месяцев назад +15

      I don’t wanna

    • @acornSwag
      @acornSwag 7 месяцев назад +3

      ONE DAY ONLY

    • @nutbuster6697
      @nutbuster6697 7 месяцев назад

      ONE DAY ONLY…

    • @RayLilith
      @RayLilith 7 месяцев назад +14

      I’m kinda tired right now, can we do this later?

  • @02nouh
    @02nouh 7 месяцев назад +41

    it was nice having a jerma stream on while working again, forgot how much i missed the community :) one day only!

  • @Sybato
    @Sybato 7 месяцев назад +44

    "Cameras are for vacations and colposcopies, I don't want them anywhere else"
    RIP rear-view back up cameras on cars, those are super useful.

    • @bolicob
      @bolicob 7 месяцев назад +18

      Pretty sure those count as colonoscopy cameras

    • @karirikelle2843
      @karirikelle2843 7 месяцев назад +2

      Backing up is a special event maybe?

  • @jackbennett2269
    @jackbennett2269 7 месяцев назад +13

    6:32 bro is putting the minimum amount of vegetables required to not get yelled at by mom

  • @cheekyhazelnut
    @cheekyhazelnut 7 месяцев назад +602

    I really just want him to have fun and not have the same retirement speech over and over each stream. It kinda sours the mood a little

    • @cansancio9444
      @cansancio9444 7 месяцев назад +145

      Ikr it’s just slightly annoying that he keeps talking about his retirement, like I’m happy for him but it just feels like salt in a wound

    • @arakui
      @arakui 7 месяцев назад +67

      its just depressing

    • @local_waver
      @local_waver 7 месяцев назад +95

      Yeahhhh I get he's probably doing it for the people who are new to the streams/videos but still he's been talking about retirement every time he goes live for like a year now I want him to just chill with chat

    • @jackbennett2269
      @jackbennett2269 7 месяцев назад +65

      It literally feels like I’ve been hearing about his retirement for a decade lol

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 7 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@jackbennett2269he started bringing it up really in like 2021

  • @alexander7106
    @alexander7106 7 месяцев назад +26

    WE MEANT IT WHEN WE SAID WE'LL TAKE ANYTHING

  • @jackbennett2269
    @jackbennett2269 7 месяцев назад +7

    I think my will to live disappears briefly every time he mentions retirement

  • @mc495
    @mc495 7 месяцев назад +22

    Man I got actually sad when he said we should consider him retired, I know hes gonna keep streaming but its still sad to see the end of an era and probably an end to his old streaming days

  • @HenryIVth
    @HenryIVth 7 месяцев назад +3

    I'm so goddamned happy for Jerma.

  • @soopthedog7236
    @soopthedog7236 7 месяцев назад +28

    completely cut saturated fats out of my diet and I just cant stop laughing

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist 7 месяцев назад +10

      oh man, imagine if you ate a salad or started going to the gym! that'd be such a funny prank, like "woah dude your biceps got bigger! you've been walking around a lot, are you getting your cardio up?", they'll never see it coming XD

    • @joey-schmoey
      @joey-schmoey 6 месяцев назад

      Read this as "saturated fans"

  • @hooty8703
    @hooty8703 7 месяцев назад +8

    Im gonna miss him when he actually stops streaming, its like stopping crack but harder

  • @SPARKRIZZLE
    @SPARKRIZZLE 7 месяцев назад +7

    IT MAKES ME SO SADDD we have finished the main series of jerma and this is now extra content

    • @SPARKRIZZLE
      @SPARKRIZZLE 7 месяцев назад +2

      he wasn’t supposed to eVER STOP we never thought he would

    • @EditUnivers75
      @EditUnivers75 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@SPARKRIZZLEit’s kind of just fucking stupid if you think about it, he can just stream less frequently and be chill without putting this cap on it. I don’t know though.

  • @catfAtT
    @catfAtT 7 месяцев назад +6

    bro all i remember from this stream is pissblaster or whateverthefuck he was called and jerma gulping all the time

  • @lu2timess
    @lu2timess 7 месяцев назад +20

    DID HE REALLY STREAM ONE DAY AFTER THE MAC N CHEESE STREAM???
    WHAT THE FUCK JERMA

  • @MrAw3sum
    @MrAw3sum 7 месяцев назад +22

    I mean webcams do indeed suck but jerma unfortunately had a period of time where he puts the camera far away and crops it lol. it was funny

    • @jackbennett2269
      @jackbennett2269 7 месяцев назад +8

      And his take away from that experience is “cameras are bad” lol

  • @MysteriousStrangerVA
    @MysteriousStrangerVA 7 месяцев назад +22

    How many retirement speeches?
    Would you say…
    *10 million?*
    **whoosh**

  • @corypringleton8454
    @corypringleton8454 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love that Jerma goes on a whole tangent about how webcams suck at least once every 3-4 streams.

  • @TJlolbagger
    @TJlolbagger 7 месяцев назад +40

    This "retiring" arc is a bit weird for me. Can't wait for the next one

    • @ToastyCubes
      @ToastyCubes 7 месяцев назад +10

      Don't call it the retirement arc, call it "postgame Jerma"

    • @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis
      @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis 7 месяцев назад +9

      I'd say it's more of a "bonus lvl Andy" arc.
      You've finished the game and now got to the bonus end-game cutscene

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 7 месяцев назад +2

      New Game+ Andy

    • @StarscreamsGirl
      @StarscreamsGirl 7 месяцев назад

      nobody tell them

  • @cookiesandmilkz
    @cookiesandmilkz 7 месяцев назад +49

    I hate whoever convinced him he is too old to stream

    • @MrSimpleton
      @MrSimpleton 7 месяцев назад +26

      Ludwig did this to us... never forgive... never forget

    • @overeactive36
      @overeactive36 7 месяцев назад

      maybe hes too busy doin weed with his wife lol!!

    • @ToastyCubes
      @ToastyCubes 7 месяцев назад +11

      I think his current audience is just too young to be honest

    • @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis
      @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@ToastyCubes Are you trying to gatekeep Jerma?
      Lmao

    • @ToastyCubes
      @ToastyCubes 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@WhyWouldRUclipsShowThis No? Weird that you'd even jump to that conclusion :/ Compare the audience of someone like Avoidingthepuddle, CohhCarnage or Northernlion and it skews older.

  • @flashuser777
    @flashuser777 7 месяцев назад +2

    To everyone commenting “I wish he wouldn’t bring it up” the last 2 minutes he says he won’t bring it up anymore. So we’ll see if he actually remembers that

  • @Difixed
    @Difixed 7 месяцев назад +26

    thanks

    • @skulduggery1
      @skulduggery1 7 месяцев назад +5

      oomf spotted in the cheltie comment section😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis
      @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis 7 месяцев назад +3

      Is that THE Strawberry magic OST guy?
      Didn't expect to find you here of all places

  • @infamous6283
    @infamous6283 7 месяцев назад +24

    Jerma has retired more than Ric Flair at this point

  • @GracefulJabberwocky
    @GracefulJabberwocky 7 месяцев назад +21

    2 streams with cawfee cheetoos chikeeeen references in a row??? we eatin good tonight 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @goooooooooober
    @goooooooooober 7 месяцев назад +10

    hopefully jerma comes back to game grumps soon.. the new guy they have is good but it’s not the same as jerma and arin

  • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
    @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 7 месяцев назад +17

    I wonder if Jerma’s retiring?
    Seriously though, I wish he didn’t feel the need to explain himself with regard to something he’s already thoroughly explained. It brings down the mood.

  • @thegiantratthatmakesallthe5055
    @thegiantratthatmakesallthe5055 7 месяцев назад +3

    Jerma: 10 million
    My brain immideatley pulling up an old TF2 video in my minds eye:
    "Got Ster_ in the call and he's playing 10,000,000, what is he doing that for...* insert expert level beatbox*" god the nostalgia

  • @vespertilio-ver
    @vespertilio-ver 7 месяцев назад +27

    Retirement Speeches: 985
    'One day only's: 2

  • @HabitualThinker
    @HabitualThinker 7 месяцев назад +12

    I really wish jerma would not ONLY talk about his retirement for the entire stream

  • @Chalkmanexe
    @Chalkmanexe 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m surprised not more people are aware that Jerma’s audience consists of doctors and scientists

  • @ThrowAway-y3h
    @ThrowAway-y3h 7 месяцев назад +11

    I love him

  • @Stak0
    @Stak0 7 месяцев назад +2

    jermit crab’s dementia arc was an unexpected one

  • @zantezalighieri
    @zantezalighieri 7 месяцев назад +2

    15:40 JERMACON REFERENCE

  • @unblorbosyourshows9635
    @unblorbosyourshows9635 7 месяцев назад +5

    i can't believe he's getting into janky player-hostile indie horror games

  • @Looooooooofa
    @Looooooooofa 7 месяцев назад +30

    He just LOVES lying

    • @biax6642
      @biax6642 7 месяцев назад

      He is a psychopath to be fair

  • @Slop_Dogg
    @Slop_Dogg 7 месяцев назад +6

    i guess I kinda don’t get it. i mean I get the concept of retirement, but this guy isn’t even 40 years old. did he really not enjoy playing video games and streaming so much to the point he has to make declarations about doing or not doing it again? is it more fulfilling to work as the CCO in the background for Offbrand? seems more stressful, but I’m sure the salary is incredible. he can do whatever he wants of course, not even making any judgements. just hard to wrap my head around.

    • @vamppanic
      @vamppanic 5 месяцев назад +1

      i think his audience has grown exponentially to a point he possibly is no longer comfortable streaming regularly to it. just my interpretation though.

  • @Cherry-bq4oh
    @Cherry-bq4oh 7 месяцев назад +2

    Crusty old man DIES on stream.

  • @superplushyvids
    @superplushyvids 7 месяцев назад +1

    thanks cheltie

  • @redwolfjo3_647
    @redwolfjo3_647 7 месяцев назад

    ty for the recap

  • @ron.1738
    @ron.1738 7 месяцев назад +1

    see yall in the foreseeable future

  • @linSP.
    @linSP. 7 месяцев назад +1

    Sounds to me like he really wants to play botw and then totk back to back and from start to finish

  • @piplup985
    @piplup985 7 месяцев назад +2

    I was at IKEA during this so I couldn’t watch….. devastation

  • @MrJack8700
    @MrJack8700 7 месяцев назад +1

    Yes keep dancing for us funny man

  • @jacobsims1175
    @jacobsims1175 7 месяцев назад +1

    we are so back

  • @tombcruisin
    @tombcruisin 7 месяцев назад

    Didn't know you could edit a chat replay, that's cool.

  • @netrixdd
    @netrixdd 7 месяцев назад +3

    Psychotic streamer sings ABC while burying his latest victim

  • @snart2195
    @snart2195 7 месяцев назад +3

    Wasting an entire stream talking about his fake retirement is easily Jerma's worst bit to date and he's done it so many times.

  • @makeshiftgear3531
    @makeshiftgear3531 7 месяцев назад +1

    one day only baby

  • @Standenanian
    @Standenanian 7 месяцев назад

    This game is great, been a fixture of my mobile devices for years, this and 'You MUST build a boat'

  • @PowerSpirit50
    @PowerSpirit50 5 месяцев назад

    Wait until he finds out that there are people immune to caffeine.

  • @lawsontake7383
    @lawsontake7383 7 месяцев назад +7

    #eatingwell

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 7 месяцев назад

      Just ate my peas mom gave in my meal, she's gonna be so surprised to see my plate clean lmaooooo
      #eatingwell

  • @sinceremage9
    @sinceremage9 7 месяцев назад +1

    I stg if he doesn't stream shadow of the erdtree I'm gonna put the sus guy on the Vegas sphere

  • @RyanPhantomOfficial
    @RyanPhantomOfficial 7 месяцев назад

    when he started streaming yesterday I imagined you getting ready for hibernation until the elden ring DLC

  • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
    @fiddleriddlediddlediddle 7 месяцев назад

    Jerma saying he's retiring from twitch is why Chadcat made his channel.

  • @StitchPen
    @StitchPen 7 месяцев назад +2

    Did you know, Cheltie? 99% of 48-year-old streamers retire before hitting their BIG STREAM!

  • @Marci568
    @Marci568 7 месяцев назад

    ONE DAY ONLY!!!

  • @ron133.
    @ron133. 7 месяцев назад

    can he keep doing this so we get more itd be funny

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 7 месяцев назад

    Sad to hear Jerma is considering retiring after the subathon :-(

  • @MoveTrueMove..._
    @MoveTrueMove..._ 7 месяцев назад

    ONE DAY ONLY

  • @lainey7157
    @lainey7157 7 месяцев назад

    breakup voice at the end

  • @randömfiish
    @randömfiish 7 месяцев назад

    One day only

  • @sonsofisstvan1675
    @sonsofisstvan1675 7 месяцев назад +4

    I wish he would just be honest and say he doesn’t want to stream and stop with the old schtick

  • @plantcey
    @plantcey 7 месяцев назад

    gaslighter continues to say HE WILL NEVER STREAM AGAIN

  • @Redaft
    @Redaft 7 месяцев назад +12

    Granddad is old

  • @jimbojigs368
    @jimbojigs368 7 месяцев назад

    OLD PSYCHO MAN ANDY

  • @Cab00se90
    @Cab00se90 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m a PhD and I watch Jerma.

  • @JanKowalski95501
    @JanKowalski95501 7 месяцев назад

    Jeremy Elbertson should play Puzzle Quest if he likes this

  • @myceliation
    @myceliation 7 месяцев назад +7

    he should just have taken a break, he obviously isnt done just cant do the same schedule and needs month or more long breaks

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 7 месяцев назад +1

      Saying taking a break kinda sets up an expectation when be comes back while retiring directly sets an expectation that streams are going to slow down which lowers expectations (which I personally believe what he's going for)
      That's what I'm taking from his own anology

  • @TheGreenTaco999
    @TheGreenTaco999 7 месяцев назад

    just GO

  • @Cta7
    @Cta7 7 месяцев назад

    2... days only?

  • @TechV02
    @TechV02 7 месяцев назад

    its his last stream...

  • @Paradelton
    @Paradelton 7 месяцев назад

    yo Jerma maybe you just wanted a well deserved vacation lol

  • @renatlottiepilled
    @renatlottiepilled 7 месяцев назад

    He's still got it

  • @Provakeject
    @Provakeject 7 месяцев назад

    Timestamp for the retirement talk?

  • @CruisinBen
    @CruisinBen 7 месяцев назад

    Wait he’s retiring??????????????

  • @denpaangel
    @denpaangel 7 месяцев назад

    😭😭😭🤍🤍 no jerma

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 7 месяцев назад +1

    Withering Rooms looks like a bland movie tie in game from the 90s ,just with "modern" (2012 really) graphics

  • @sneakybadger
    @sneakybadger 7 месяцев назад

    I love me some 10 Million

  • @Halolime
    @Halolime 7 месяцев назад

    His black coffee talk was his first good take probably ever

  • @calberorvolo7155
    @calberorvolo7155 7 месяцев назад

    INSANE and RETIRED streamer plays one zero comma zero zero zero comma zero zero zero for ONE DAY ONLY

  • @gaminglol1167
    @gaminglol1167 7 месяцев назад

    For the IQ monitor, sponsor streams would be wild. Gets a sponsor for an energy drink and their IQ gets like a 10 point decrease

  • @Luuuluuuu
    @Luuuluuuu 7 месяцев назад +18

    he acts like he spent 40 years working on a construction site but he’s not even 40 yet and all he does is play video games … oh noooo so hard how does he do it

    • @Jarjar2270
      @Jarjar2270 7 месяцев назад +2

      ? He's been doing this for 11 years. This is pretty much a full time job. Also if it's so easy go do it yourself.

    • @sonsofisstvan1675
      @sonsofisstvan1675 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Jarjar2270logic not found bro
      People have been full time making videos on RUclips far longer and still going strong

    • @Jarjar2270
      @Jarjar2270 7 месяцев назад

      @@sonsofisstvan1675 and?

    • @vamppanic
      @vamppanic 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@sonsofisstvan1675jerma is chronically ill bro. he is also CCO of a company now he’s got other shit going on. youre not entitled to him

  • @ProductsforProfitsInc.
    @ProductsforProfitsInc. 7 месяцев назад

    jerma proves once again he's the goat by fuckin with 10mil

  • @jeanmouloude
    @jeanmouloude 7 месяцев назад

    i love jerma
    but god i wish he'd stop talking about retiring like he is gonna die soon x)

  • @jf4156
    @jf4156 7 месяцев назад +1

    its fucking over boys :(