The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Symmetra at POTG levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on Internet connection. The Internet service metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.
emptyuser1001 blizzard are testing a patch to determine the winner based solely on mean team ping, while the game flashes bits of concept art on the screen.
Just like one guy I had in Volskaya, we lost the two points at the first round and in attack he said "This game is lost, you trolled before so now I troll" and went torbjorn and didn´t do shit, needless to say... no one trolled except him...
I always talk and communicate with my team, they never listen though "look out for that reaper and roadhog legendapprentice!" walks away, gets killed "oh no that genji has his ult! Watch out!" everyone groups into one big pile and gets killed by genji while I live SO F***ING FRUSTRATING!!!
I've tried figuring out Brad's true form for months and so far I've got a green symmetra pretending to drop the beat screaming "OH YEAH" beside his mini Bastion turrets that shoot Hanzo arrows and rarely shoot dragons
This has probably been said countless times before but thank you Zylbrad for the colored subtitles. They're very helpful with keeping track of who's talking and they're also just nice to look at.
DeadFear Although I haven't played with him, I gave heard him speak in party chat, he sounds like he's six, and when I checked his career profile, it was grandmaster
SeanTyrodin as Rick COMPLETED me. Never have I felt such a warm fuzzy feeling inside as when Tyrodin and Brad went full Rick and Morty! ANOTHER! PLEASE!
A small crumpet That's not racist. It just fits the theme of dragons. Plus Japanese celebrate their own version of New's year. In fact, they have dragons too. Do research before you say someone is racist.
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oh my god, you are the reason i have 2 hours on symmetra now. i have been using killgates left and right.. THANK YOU THOUGH, I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT I COULD HAVE SO MANY VICTORIES
Damnit, now the enemy team always have an Ana. I play Ana, I don't want an enemy Ana screwing everything up for me. What happened to Ana being one of those characters you barely see played?
When I first got the game, I solely played Ana, but rarely saw an Ana on the enemy team. Then I started playing other heroes, and noticed that I was seeing Ana even less (probably because she wasn't new anymore). Then after Christmas, I hop back in and start playing Ana again (and Mercy) and suddenly there's an Ana on the enemy team 7/10 times. And the meta was two or three tanks and two supports - usually Mercy and Lucio - then a DPS and/or a defence for the longest time. And even people who didn't care about the meta weren't really playing Ana because if you want a sniper, you go Widow or Hanzo, and if you want a healer, you go Mercy or Lucio (Or sometimes Zenyatta), Ana's just in the middle and isn't exceptional at either. The only real reason to use her over the alternatives is because she can prevent healing, and she's unique in that she can be a sniper and a healer, even if not the best at either.
BlackManiaGaming she's easily the best healer in the game if you get someone decent to play her. Take Rawkus or Chipshajen for example. Go watch some pro games and then tell me she's not great at healing or sniping
She can shoot which does a little instant heal, then some healing for a second or two, plus her nade which does 100 instant heal and boosts healing. So technically yes, it's the most healing in 1 second, but no it's not the most heal PER second because of her firerate. Someone like Mercy heals 50 health per second, but she can maintain it constantly, whereas Ana does more, but only in a quick burst, which is generally less effective and is less healing over time.
Lucio- "Why does Symmetra get two ultimates but I get one?"
Symmetra- "You are not meant for greatness."
Daniel Law
#checkyourprivaledge
Reinhardt- "Why does D.va get two ultimates but i get one?"
D.va- "Winky face"
I better see this used in competitive more often now, for balancing reasons.
i wish i was important.
Zylbrad I love your videos you're the best! :)
Zylbrad if you reply then bazzylpai is confirmed
Zylbrad Dw, I will m8.
Zylbrad AWW YEAAAH
Todays Video brought to you by the 'Letter 3' Hahaha!
Hey Tyrone really love your content keep up the amazing work
Tyrodin
you are in the navy? what's your rate??
Tyrodin you sounded pissed at that 11 year old 😂
Bryce Sanders i think he got triggerd
The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Symmetra at POTG levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on Internet connection. The Internet service metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.
emptyuser1001 blizzard are testing a patch to determine the winner based solely on mean team ping, while the game flashes bits of concept art on the screen.
Internet connection has always been the decider.
Luminun is a RUclips u know
Soraniv “is a youtube” lol
That soldier at the beginning was just an asshat. One of those guys who try their hardest to be toxic, even when no one is doing anything wrong.
Just like one guy I had in Volskaya, we lost the two points at the first round and in attack he said "This game is lost, you trolled before so now I troll" and went torbjorn and didn´t do shit, needless to say... no one trolled except him...
MuddyGrenade but those are the best people to play with! you can feed off their salt
Smooth McFly Free salt? mmm... You're probable Right.
Tyrodin fighting with an 11 year old is great.
ikr lol
Kagayaki RESPECT YOUR ELDERS.
Kagayaki that kid was just salty
Christophe Leet He was every 11 y/o playing online games in nutshell! Plays Lucio and talks about Skill
Kagayaki that was a funny
I'm supposed to be playing overwatch but this one sombra keeps cutting my grass
...
Is it theMexican27?
Ethan Norman yeh the sombra27
The Brad lantern is it the mower27?
yet the mower27
am I the only one who knows luminum is a symmetra main channel
Overwatch Xbox nope I know
Nope I do as well
I do kbow him he's great
I knew Luminum was
I'm glad Luminum is getting the compliments he deserves. 👏❤
Tyrodin threatening OnlyHanzo for saying Reinhardt doesn't take skill was the best part of the video.
NONON
nonon jakuzure #klk
10:27 incase anyone want to rewatch it
I hope in april fools we get a a Legendary skin for Bastion based on our master, lord Zylbrad
DODNF His gun will be a salt shaker
DODNF I want a Pin-Yatta skin
PepicWalrus holy crap that is actually a REALLY good idea!
DODNF no, for april fools they're gonna give mercy an e.
cryptic I did not get it but hey, new skins and new skins (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is what most overwatch community is about
"Hey, does anyone here play UNO?"
honestly same
wves that was pure gold
That was the funniest thing in the entire video
Who plays an triple A best seller video game on an asumabaly good computer and asks, "Anyone here play uno?"
Uno is eternal. No matter the shit you have.
Never said I was
Luminum has a RUclips channel
And this is why I don't use my mic. In fear Tyrodin will hunt me down
I'm calling it. He's going to troll again and buy a symetra gun.
Tsunami Nexus or luciooo
prolly lucio, everyone in his chat is expecting symmetra, he might not want to do that now
Tsunami Nexus I was thinking the same thing bro.
Tsunami Nexus I CALLED IT BEFORE YOU
I agree
The Silent Meta is very dominant on Console. No one ever talks!
John Berchmans truest shit I ever read
John Berchmans that's the exact reason I'm stuck in gold I try to get them to talk but they don't
I always talk and communicate with my team, they never listen though
"look out for that reaper and roadhog legendapprentice!" walks away, gets killed
"oh no that genji has his ult! Watch out!" everyone groups into one big pile and gets killed by genji while I live
SO F***ING FRUSTRATING!!!
no its not
John Berchmans
Yeah damn right
I've tried figuring out Brad's true form for months and so far I've got
a green symmetra pretending to drop the beat screaming "OH YEAH" beside his mini Bastion turrets that shoot Hanzo arrows and rarely shoot dragons
Angeloisretarded kek all while wearing a mcree hat constantly nodding m'ladys
Don't forget about his ability to freeze people and say "Ni hao!" just before he kills them.
Krimson Saber Thanks, knew I was spelling it wrong but didn't know how.
LazyTurtle is everything that's wrong with this game
Every time I almost get to platinum I go on some massive losing streak overwatch fucking hates me sometimes
I was actually at 2490 when everything went wrong and it's Jeff kaplin's fault
u on ps4? I'll help if you want
MR. OWRYX I am on PS4, but I just got into plat just a moment ago
Meta Vendetta I can't even get out of bronze
I hope Brad gets the Symmetra golden gun
Josh Thompson internally opressed there,friend?
Hex tron It will intensify if he gets the bastion golden gun
Josh Thompson no he is supposed to get golden fucking robocock
Josh Thompson hes gone through enough XD hanzo and all
Josh Thompson he will get soldier golden gun because he said your the future me to someone in the game
Did he just say "wryyyyy"? What are you? Dio?
Genji or Hanzo needs a "Muda muda" voice line
Demon Kcalb rolla rolla da
Genji has a muda muda line
Colin Douglas its "mada mada" which is like a way of saying "not good enough"
i mean, if it counts japanese mccree was voiced by jotaro in the 1993 ova
Genji: I need healing!
Mercy: I'll do more than just heal ;]
I burst out laughing when I saw that.
fav part was when that one lucio said "sometimes when im wallriding as lucio it feels like im flying in real life"
This has probably been said countless times before but thank you Zylbrad for the colored subtitles. They're very helpful with keeping track of who's talking and they're also just nice to look at.
"Symmetra's Golden gun is beautiful" BRAD JUST DONT
an 11 year old has a better rank than me... rip
DeadFear same
;(
DeadFear My friend knows a 6 year old in Grandmasters
yeah right lmao
DeadFear Although I haven't played with him, I gave heard him speak in party chat, he sounds like he's six, and when I checked his career profile, it was grandmaster
Brad rename this video, tyrodin argues with an 11 year old over overwatch
can we have the legendary bradstion back
Deadpwner99 , The undead master yes
Deadpwner99 , The undead master If your good at Bastion and always play with him then you aren't a Legendary, just an annoying player.
Deadpwner99 , The undead master #bringbackbradstion
Bob Mc Whales' Army He isn't a legendary, he IS legendary
just a video suggestion you and your overwatch squad should make a video and all you use characters that you play the least amount
austin raymond-tricka u stole that idea from salty phish
+Big Booty Batman i didn't steal any thing from anyone i dont even know who that is and i dont read other peoples comments
austin raymond-tricka i am watching u right now i am killer clown stalker
Sht is boosted lucio really a thing now? BOOSTIO!!!
raystrife234 BOOSTIO!! FTW
raystrife234 it's been a thing lmao
I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY
ur powered up!
*reaper voice*
I WILL NEVER STOP
I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!
CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP!
UNREAL!!
I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY!
And many more.
BOOOSTIOOOBALLLLL
Zylbrad. You are such a refreshing breath of fresh air in Overwatch.
"He's a small Asian woman" -Tyrodin 2016
Now I'm motivated to play Symmetra
ahhhh children online, nothing but racist jokes and bad insults
aaahhhhhhh old farts online, making jokes that are outdated
I'm actually talking about the kid who they were playing with
SGT Alchemy
oh i am sorry for the misunderstanding i thought you were generalising all children to act like that which is just incorrect.
CorpretKiller well no not all children online are like that but a good portion of them are.
SGT Alchemy #TeamFruitBestTeam
#TeamBootyWorstTeam
#TeamSaltTastiestTeam
lol how much you tried for that thumbnail to work? :P
Grevier, It's photoshopped.
Grevier it is easy to do. just put headshot only .
PepicWalrus its not photo shopped
It is photoshopped
It's just a custom game with headshots only, so the symmetra turrets try to laser each other but do no damage.
actually Tyrodin, ... -- .. .-.. . is smile in Morse code
Alex Miller he was close tho
TheAmazingL1nk3rz yeah, he just had to place one of dots from "..-." on the other side making it ".-.." instead
Alex Miller what did he put down? My morse code knowledge is limited to about 10 letters
Technobot3000 he put down snile instead of smile, thats all
So Tyrodin's going senile?
Im calling it here and now that Brad is gonna get the symmetra golden gun
2017 Grandmaster/Top 500 hype
SeanTyrodin as Rick COMPLETED me. Never have I felt such a warm fuzzy feeling inside as when Tyrodin and Brad went full Rick and Morty! ANOTHER! PLEASE!
To Luminum: I'm a Mercy Main, she's great
WAIT LAZYTURTLE?! Were you that Mei who was up against a Mercy named Cocoabear325? 0:
Claire Sheedlo i think mercy is shit :|
If they add the Chinese New Year Hanzos dragons should be the dragons they dance with.
Zain Khan ey ey ey muscle k tweeted that u copycat
Actually your trash hanzo is from Japan .your racist
Jeff K said there will not be a Chinese New Year event.
Ryley Vanstone where?
A small crumpet That's not racist. It just fits the theme of dragons. Plus Japanese celebrate their own version of New's year. In fact, they have dragons too. Do research before you say someone is racist.
Brad has to be an top 10 symmetra!!!
Maxmeneer grammar
Stephen Smith grammar who?
Maxmeneer you have an good grammar
I dont come Engeland from so i cant grammar
I come from Engeland
I'm a simple man, I don't hear Shenpai voice, I like.
Holy shit, this is the funniest video in a long time. The commentary by Sean and the timings were spot on! :)
"Do you remember me?"
"I think so"
*When you're afraid of admitting you don't remember a fan*
Tony Stark was fine with it
Imcan already see it. Instead of getting a bastion golden gun, he's gunna get a symmetra. gun.
xinder block I pray not.
xinder block for shure
xinder block lucio
xinder block noo new year new mei--n
Next video: The GrandMaster Journey
VirtualGaming Either that or "I was not meant for greatness" as he falls low enough to play with Bazz
VirtualGaming he dosent want to be grandmaster
I heard that if you are early enough Brad will ignore you
These stories are true
I have a feeling that brad's gonna get a golden symmetra gun
Chris Wong You mean gold Photon Projector. Only the real Symmetra mains use her actual weapon name.
*coughs gently*
*coughs a little harder*
*coughs really hard*
*coughs so much blood comes up*
*coughs*
*dies*
That guy at first game was like "How the fuck did we won this game?" just be grateful that you won. There people out there with bad games.
He was just saying that they didn't deserve a win
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EXPERIMENT Glowing 1000 Degree KNIFE VS TRIPLE SUPPORT META
Bazza was Zylbrad in disguise during that Soilder play, you know why?
Cuz he is the master of disguise
Solid as a rock HEY
He is a real vilian
*number one villan*
*hi*
I love how this video was mostly interacting with fans/people in chat
Like Luminum, OnlyHanzo, Appollo and Daneo
I love tyrodin's enthusiasm for Uno, even if it was fake enthusiasm.
Well I was about to go to bed but okay. 35 minute video it is.
zylbrad
buy roadhog golden gun and trigger Bazza
Rulio awww yeahhhh
Zylbrad please hear me out!
If you do remember be from that Hollywood game on that Symettra makes an alliance video
SAY HI TO ME!
Turtle got a little too comfortable and started talking shit lol
Isaac Cruz it looked like to me he was joking more then anything
Zylbrad. Thank you for existing, just like lucio, your presence makes everything awesome.
Going to have to say you and Bazza are my favorites of the group. You are so damn upbeat!
I'm trying to play overwatch but this one tracer keeps kicking my ass
Is it the krusher99?
Looshioe :D
A small crumpet is it the tracer27?
It's probably just a tracer.
don't worry she's lesbian
took me a moment to realize I wasn't watching Muselk.
Because their style of videos are identical, and Muselk is in this one at the beginning.
when the kid made the the racist joke you realized it wasnt g rated
Its sad that an 11 year old is a higher rank than me
Kellee Same.
Ike01cool i thought he was like 23/26
Kellee there are 11 year olds in top 500 where i am rn
Grinch 109 really on console (Xbox one) there are like adults in the top 500 i have not seen a kid in top 500 yet
Erik Acevedo i am on xbox too and i found groups of kids in top 500 play together. They usually play support
Tyrodin actually does a really good Rick impression.
I love Wandehaikeyi just having a mental breakdown in the first game. "How we win dis game?"
Hook 2.0 can't come soon enough
i was dying at the uno part😂
Am I the only person who thinks Zylbrad is the male version of MangaMinx?
Arch angel Except for the LGBT part. But yeah. he reminds me of Minx
Krysle The Punwerful God
THANK YOU! Especially when he was talking abouts "balls" I was just like XD
But yeah true.
Krysle The Punwerful God You forgot the silent 3
NormadBear 1 "silent 3"? You mean the LGBTQA(something something something couldn't care less tbh)?
Krysle The Punwerful God Its a joke making fun of libtards, silly
When brad and Sean were saying how much fun they were having together all I could think of is OTP
oh my god, you are the reason i have 2 hours on symmetra now. i have been using killgates left and right.. THANK YOU THOUGH, I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT I COULD HAVE SO MANY VICTORIES
Ana, Lucio and Symmetra are the only 3 heroes you need.
You gotta respect the children that were master just come on
that turtle kid though his funny
but he is really not
Master TR-8R Guy "how is pizza different to a black guy" joke? does zylbrad say that? lol
Клим Капука watch his white supremacy video
Клим Капука That russain kid thought he can speak English
Denis Mitrea where are u from?
Клим Капука Idk where am "u" from
10:50 "Oh left click" Goes on to list all overwatch controls
Every time brad just stared at d.va's ult going off I would have a bit of a heart attack until he threw up the OP barrier.
Luminum has a RUclips channel...
If you close your eye
you cant see
Random Gaming :0
Random Gaming but I have 2 eyes
If you are reading this. Have a good day.
I've seen you before... and I did have a good day
Brooklyn Kontic don't tell me what to do.
Did you just assume my timezone?
Awh what a guy
How did someone as nice as you find himself on a zylbrad video :P
That moment when you have to discipline your teammates like they're pets that misbehave.
I freaking love Luminum as Symmetra. Also love Lums videos on youtube. such gold
That kid was the worst fucking human I've ever seen
I play mercy all the time every other game mostly because I'm the last to choose and no one chooses healers
Tammy's Ideas lol
Sam Mitchell I chose Lucio because I'm a Phil.
Ana ftw
How do you get games with ppl with mics? Or is it just the fame that makes them use them
Connor Cane 95% of Comp matches have Mics. Quick play not so much.
Connor Cane He plays comp, that's how.
He lives in Australia where everybody speaks English.
Connor Cane don't play on comsole.
fromeggman I'm PC
Crap I just binge watched zylbrad and muselk no there is no videos every second I want one
the soldier in the first match is like everyone is now in overwatch...
I feel for you Brad. People have accused me of being 12 on TF2.
Face Octopus Wow
Zyl x Tyrodin is my favorite ship
fuck no!
Skiploom my favorite ship is Titanic :D
you need to retitle this tyrodin gets uber triggered by an 11 year old
When that kid said Reinhardt requires no skill I knew Sean was gonna get pissed.
I... literally miss Luminum being a Symmetra main; but I am glad they are getting over their ‘addiction’
MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY-- MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Why not combine the triple tank meta with the triple support meta? 🤔
SleepingStorms7 too late man, it was the meta around 2 months ago, just without symmetra
bigdick bee ohhh
SleepingStorms7 Good idea as DPS's who aren't Soldier are shite nowadays.
Damnit, now the enemy team always have an Ana. I play Ana, I don't want an enemy Ana screwing everything up for me. What happened to Ana being one of those characters you barely see played?
BlackManiaGaming When has Ana ever been underused? Shes been the meta definer for the last 3 months
When I first got the game, I solely played Ana, but rarely saw an Ana on the enemy team. Then I started playing other heroes, and noticed that I was seeing Ana even less (probably because she wasn't new anymore). Then after Christmas, I hop back in and start playing Ana again (and Mercy) and suddenly there's an Ana on the enemy team 7/10 times.
And the meta was two or three tanks and two supports - usually Mercy and Lucio - then a DPS and/or a defence for the longest time. And even people who didn't care about the meta weren't really playing Ana because if you want a sniper, you go Widow or Hanzo, and if you want a healer, you go Mercy or Lucio (Or sometimes Zenyatta), Ana's just in the middle and isn't exceptional at either. The only real reason to use her over the alternatives is because she can prevent healing, and she's unique in that she can be a sniper and a healer, even if not the best at either.
BlackManiaGaming she has the highest heals per second in the game
BlackManiaGaming she's easily the best healer in the game if you get someone decent to play her. Take Rawkus or Chipshajen for example. Go watch some pro games and then tell me she's not great at healing or sniping
She can shoot which does a little instant heal, then some healing for a second or two, plus her nade which does 100 instant heal and boosts healing. So technically yes, it's the most healing in 1 second, but no it's not the most heal PER second because of her firerate. Someone like Mercy heals 50 health per second, but she can maintain it constantly, whereas Ana does more, but only in a quick burst, which is generally less effective and is less healing over time.
I'm calling it now Brad is gonna get golden gun for soldier to trigger Bazz.
Thank you for making my year amazing
"Whats the difference between a black person and pizza, pizza can feed his family" Holy shit I'm ded😂😂😂
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IM MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME!!!!!!
Kyle Posey HI MR MEESEEKS! IM MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME!!!!
Some Guy Hi Mr Meeseeks! Can you help me take 2 strokes off of Jerry's game?
Kyle Posey CANNNNN DOOOO! I'm Mr Meeseeks look at me!!!
i really enjoy ur videos Zyl! It's nice, that u are somehow tryhard but funny aswell. U are definitely one of my favorite RUclipsrs at the moment
So symetra, Lucio, Ana and an angry Tyrodin is how you win