*Earth after Earth Day:* Why do you not care for me afterwards? *People:* _Does anyone care about me after my birthday?_ No! _So you’re going to have to deal with it like everyone else._
Valentine’s Day: *Wake up to reality. Nothing ever goes as planned in this world. The longer you live,the more you realize that only pain, suffering and futility in this reality.*
Though the FG42 was only used during WW2, by german paratroopers, it’s nice knowing that it is not completely forgotten (the one in the video was a late war variant without an optic)
Imagine on the Valentine’s Day one, he saw his calendar was February 15th, so the dream was real. He celebrates, she comes in and asks for marriage, and he accepts very ecstatically.
See, when I was little I thought if I used “big” words, Santa would give me bigger/better presents. That being said, a little to Santa would look something like this: “Greetings, Santa! I am fully aware that you have been watching me so I know that you have seen my mistake. Just know, I have been a great girl and I would love if you gifted me the LEGO Friends Grand Hotel Sincerely, Audrey
@@your_regular_simp lmaoooo Indian timezones ARE weird. I have a few friends in other countries away from India and whenever I text them in the morning they say it's like 4 a.m
No. That's because there are more people ignoring the holiday than there are those who acknowledge/ respect it. If anything, the sheer size of our planet and the amount of time it takes to pollute large land masses/ the atmosphere is the real reason. The world will be uninhabitable for us eventually, but it's slowly happening. Slowly.
I've kind of got through the same thing for valentine's day... So first I had this one friend called *Bryanna* . I actually started to have feelings for her at one point, and thats where it all started... I ended up telling her that I liked her then she said ,"I accept". We ended up in a relationship that I thought was true until this started flipping the coin slowly. It was all normal as I saw it in my own eyes, and it was also about to be valentines day and I had to ask her about her favorite chips she ended up saying that barbecue chips were her favorites. I told her to meet up at school with me and she said okay. I waited there for nearly and hour and we had to leave, she didn't come and I told her why couldn't she come and she said that she was busy and yes I understood so I let her slide with it. A few weeks later I joined a server and her bio just said " I like boys and girls" so I went up close to say hi and then, she left... I then told her in the menu chat (roblox [we weren't online dating we knew each other at school]) that I saw her bio and that it was okay, I wasn't going to get mad. I also said that I'm here if she needs to talk. A few moments later she said that it was a dare by her older sister and I said that alright but just in case that she needs to talk, then she left the full game including the website. A couple of days after the same thing happened only that is when she didn't say anything which confused me and then I said if everything was okay and she didn't reply. After decades which was what it felt like, she was online which made me quickly log in to catch up on what was going on and turns out she was playing da hood which I guess is kind of common I guess which doesn't really matter but I ended up finding her and she ends up saying ,"can you leave the game I'm not gonna join you I'm with my cousin right now". I'll continue in a minute or so!
I feel bad for you nothing like this has ever happened to me but. There was this one time my crush had a balloon and so I hit it then they shouted at me. I still like him but I haven't seen him in a year. There was also this other time he asked if I was ok (my belly was hurting) I was so happy he asked but I said that nothing was wrong. And finally this time my friend who was friends with my crush asked who I liked so I said for him to tell me who he liked but he didn't so I just said who I liked and he looked a little sad so I felt bad.
@@sharpy5503 me too, I got s stroke reading that. All the people here are Indians, and they give me strokes with their 200/10 English. Goddamn, I can't even type "a" so I typed "s" because my brain is so hurt
Oh no. That doesn't work. Since you liked the video, you should leave it the way it is (the correct angle) and hit like. When hitting dislike, always flip the screen, so you're showing you prefered if the video was different (maybe upside down or idk)
"I love you like a best friend!"
*I mean, at least you have a friend than alone...*
a best friend
Well, she love him like a best friend, doesn't mean that they are best friends.
True fact.
Bff's forever ;)
@@renewalker6793 this is heartbreakin,man 😕
Friends day
Me: Normal day of crying alone
I feel you
Wanna be friends?
Wanna be friends
@@RubyPiec i was saying for them . I have a gang full of dudes and chicks
@@prabhgun52 what
Never has valentine's day been so relatable....
Wake up to reality
It's just so sad 😭 it's just a dream
@@hmm6006 SNAP BACK TO REALITY
Bullet For My Valentine
All he see is just dream
0:48 when you have someone you want to make a confession for your love.
National Friendship Day: “I’m about to end this mans whole career.”
*Earth after Earth Day:* Why do you not care for me afterwards?
*People:* _Does anyone care about me after my birthday?_
No! _So you’re going to have to deal with it like everyone else._
my parents promised me if I hit 2k subs before the end of the year, I will get a new gaming PC. I really need that o
@@sbgofficial3135 lol
@@sbgofficial3135 Me too give a sub and I will do it and I have sub notification,If you are a bot you will not sub to me so yea
@legend pie We didn't even planed to do that, but thanks for informing.
@@sbgofficial3135 Why would any parent do that? I mean, from parents point of view that don't educate you so it's usless.
The valentines one is sad, and reminds us that most of us will never get married
(Probably me as well)
Ikr
the valentines one makes me get my weapons out to kill her hahahahaha
@@MisaTheDog TF? That's not even funny - that's just maniacal...
@@mythicalslugbeam130 r/woooosh
@@azafr987channelcdp6 think this kid doesn’t know how whooooosh works
'Dear Santa please give me PS5'
Santa: Wait that's illegal!!!
Forever without gaming colsole😭😭
@@beastcodm8275 haha lol
@@snowysurvivor Ya
2:41
Best party I’ve seen yet. Why wasn’t anyone else invited? It would’ve been a blast!
literally
@@thepearlneogenator2054 I was gonna say that until i read this
1:07
Wes
3:26 santa pls
New day: friend ship day
Wait thats not a holliday
Lol
In India it is, we had a day off because off friendship Day in my school.
@@sophiie.837 I'm Bangladeshi and I only saw a friendship day in my little pony-
@@CherryTheCat what,I am also Bangladeshi and we celebrate friendship day.
Im also bengali XD
5:51 *Veterans day*
RUclips: Hey download idle heroes with montly codes!
Me:yesn’t
Oh man the cdkey ih777 surely worked out wowwwwwwwwwwwww oh wowwwww
@@ch3rriontop XD I get those ads all the time
@@H128 I’m getting sick of those ads lol
@Chara Da Spooder *pull up Revolver* Did somebody say *R E D E M P T I O N*
I love how there were oak saps and poppies on Earth day but it turned into dead bushes and wither roses the next day... He cares a lot about details
*When you only get “clothes” on Christmas*
Or "Santa" as the Imposter..
Latam be Like:
@@cristian0p585Que. Aquí nos dan puros juegos de pleisteichon
@@cristian0p585 racist
@@dutchvanderlinde6227 how is that racist
Valentine’s Day: *Wake up to reality. Nothing ever goes as planned in this world. The longer you live,the more you realize that only pain, suffering and futility in this reality.*
Why does that sound like a Naruto reference
Venusaur Mega cuz it is
Nice, that comment fits for this video.
Just imagining this like a song....it’s coming together
O_o
When he was playing the child role,actually his heart bar were less than the actual amount of bars present.
Ah yes, my favourite holiday: thanks for watching
Ikr same
He kinda sus
hey you look like the sus ipostor
Whats music is the ending
AMOGUS
Next video: Corona virus portrayed by minecraft
He has already made one video about it
No, about the new status
_First season: origins_
Thats great
There are so many Versions of Corona nowadays! Backups for Corona virus has arrived
Though the FG42 was only used during WW2, by german paratroopers, it’s nice knowing that it is not completely forgotten (the one in the video was a late war variant without an optic)
Veterans day is ww1 not ww2 that's why I more like ww1 than ww2 but u ppl forget ww1 only ww2
Not meant to offend
not funny! i am from germany
?
0:02 FG42 was only used during WW2 by german paratroopers
I miss the Holidays
Now I'm on online classes
Very relatable ngl
Hey
Me meet again
Yes sad times
same
*i love how valentine's day and you got a girlfriend but your actually dreaming*
brun
*THAT WAS KINDA SAD*
Hi I have subscribed to your channel
Sad
i was reading comments while watching video at valentine's part i saw this comment
I like how he doesn’t ruin kid’s imaginations by saying things like “Santa isn’t real!”
Wait what Santa isn’t real?
@@entrypointman9628 Maybe..?? OvO...
@@entrypointman9628 He isn’t
@@ducky5071 You just destroyed his Entire Childhood
u just did it doe👁🐽👁
“Thanksgiving”
My family:
“ _Afterall, why not?_ “
“ _Why should we not celebrate it?_ “
What's wrong with Thanksgiving?
Yea
My family called me fat so theres no thx giving to celebrate;(
My country doesnt celebrate it and so as other holidays. Halloween isnt a thing here but it exists in malls.
But if it was a thing then there would be no turkey because turkeys arent native here
My country did have it when we were colonized by the United states until japan attacked us
"I'm gonna be first!!"
Wifi:I cannot let you succeed
Most relatable comment i have ever seen
Okay, this actually made me crack up lmfao
No one is first
@@SNESpaghetti whats your point?
@@suzanna41 The RUclipsr is always going to be first.
Nobody :
My every valentine day :
Me : You're my favorite person in the world
Me : I know ❤️
Ouch...
@@CarolCanGame yeah
*o o f*
"So what did you do on Childrens day?"
"well i just....
commited crimes!"
OMG IM A BIG FAN
Murder
Nov 10 is Children’s day, National Charlie Tuna day, And Oslo’s = (Owner of Star-Kist) Anniversary
3:11 aw that was just mean 😢
Dayum is back i love this yt channel♥️
This comment is fucking pointless
0:41 Hey don’t be upset! At least you have someone who always gets the point and understands you!
She didn't realize that he actually likes her, more than a friend, though.
But okay, I guess that is also true.
@@papersparrow899
Well that's lucky because I don't even have friends. Ok Black Death yes but no human friends
@@necroavirus Didn't know I said that comment 10 months ago.
0:59 everybody gangsta till dayum ate an entire turkey and a nametag
Lmaoo
Hey Franklin
@@Fakedream2 what?
@@takeoutant9839 I am Trevor
@@Fakedream2 hey what a coincidence bumping into you wanna get a beer or something?
0:13 why no one has commented that it is written 1th instead of 1st.
I was going to comment that but found you😊
@@prashantyerpude5674 excuse me, is it 1th or 1st?
I thought it was st.
Firth
@@rob_olmstead it is st but the video wrote it as th. That's what this comment is talking about
@@sarahgass
**sonorus**
oh, thank you!
Imagine on the Valentine’s Day one, he saw his calendar was February 15th, so the dream was real. He celebrates, she comes in and asks for marriage, and he accepts very ecstatically.
I laughed when he wrote "Dear Santa pls give me PS5"
Same I laughed and Santa can't grant so he breaks down the sign laughed so so much !!
Kids that are 9 yr olds
**looks at calendar**
Also them: **Doesnt see Children’s day**
Well tbh i don’t know which month is children’s day and i’m 9
@@salemsalem5448 huh
@@salemsalem5448 November 14th
NO, KIDS THAT ARE 7 YEARS OLD
Do i have to celebrate that -_- nawww
I thought after he said “trick or treat!” I thought the Karen would say “I would like to see your manager.”
Underatted Comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
really underrated
@@BlueProgamer212 thank
Not underated.
The Valentine's Day was so accurate, yet so sad to think about it...
Yeah The Sadness
yes true
wow you came here btw have a good day and bye
@@ChillingWMyFellas thanks, and bye
actually i dont need a valentine
i also dont need most of my friends
@@user83nf3 same
Next video:April fools portrayed by minecraft
@@Zero74979 right
@@Zero74979 show me the link😒
@@Zero74979 only the thumbnail says it but watch it carefully there's no April fools in that video
@@xaviermarquez5437 there is! I saw the video ...its at last
When my crush said:
I love you, you're my best friend.
My brain:
That's a lot of damage (oof)
Me:
(Pretend to be smile) ....
xd
Nice!!!!
2:48
When you realize that you don't really have a girlfriend.
3:20 #foreveralone
"Veteran's Day exists"
Veterans: "Vietnam War Flashback"
0:14
Nobody:
Dayum: 1th May, 2021
See, when I was little I thought if I used “big” words, Santa would give me bigger/better presents. That being said, a little to Santa would look something like this:
“Greetings, Santa!
I am fully aware that you have been watching me so I know that you have seen my mistake. Just know, I have been a great girl and I would love if you gifted me the LEGO Friends Grand Hotel
Sincerely, Audrey
o.o
that’s kinda cursed ngl
Imagine what you would have to write to get a pair of AirPods
4:40
I was expecting That Vegan Teacher to jump scare all of us.
ew, vegan teacher
@@dxl___ ...
The number of likes on this video is how many times Dayum got friend zoned
45k times wow
It was my online class' break so i rushed here
i was in middle of my exam
i am not lying
I swear I wrote comment about that after that I thought let's see comment who else wrote about it and found this
@@your_regular_simp lmaoooo Indian timezones ARE weird. I have a few friends in other countries away from India and whenever I text them in the morning they say it's like 4 a.m
Same
3:11 The most relatable Valentine's Day ever
Me, a Canadian while watching the thanksgiving one:
*Visible Confusion*
I ain't from the US either, but I think it is just eating until you faint
When it has 1 view and 14 likes that’s when you know your early
True
no, thats when RUclips is Drunk.
1 view and 14 likes?... that doesn’t happen.
@@solostrings4056 RUclips is drunk or drugged, that often happens.
Hol up
Earth day is probs the only reason we are actually alive Rn-
No lol
probably not-
yeah, no
No. That's because there are more people ignoring the holiday than there are those who acknowledge/ respect it.
If anything, the sheer size of our planet and the amount of time it takes to pollute large land masses/ the atmosphere is the real reason. The world will be uninhabitable for us eventually, but it's slowly happening. Slowly.
The Valentines Day one made me feel sad :(
Yeh
Yeah
Yeah
Wow.... just wow
*children's day has the most of the most first things I would do- dayum did it first tho-*
Your PFP got me
3:13
Thank you for accurately simulating my life.
Please help me
Help me too
Fun fact: we all relate to this
No me
well no especially the Valentine's day i dont have it in my country
or even a friend to party with
You're wrong
Not really
Not me, GaMinG giRl
Ok this was ............ um amazing yeah its amazing
My vacation is random! My holiday is called, "No School! :)"
0:59 noooooo dont eat my country noooooooo
Ay you are in Turkey nice!
Legend still say dayum is still single till this day
No a legend will say dayum is not single til this day dumbass
@@LGBTQsucks-sh2uh its only for Jokes and funs!
@@NormallyNora ohhhh
@@NormallyNora k
Valentines day: -Turns out to be a dream- "Suck it up from hatsune miku starts playing."
1 minute of silence for me bcs in my country there's just 10% of those holidays
Where u from
No
Where are you from?
Feels bad man
F to pay respects
0:30 me who has no friends:pog
1:11
Man forgot to close the doors.
2:32 that was my dream to do that 😂.
"May 1th 2021"
God, reminds me of those stupid 3D games by voodoo, 1st, 2st, and 3st....
No, not the cursed guy who rised those kind of mobile game!
Friendship day is the holiday that makes me feel the most lonely.
Ye
Just forget about the day in comment section we all are related.
1:22 i just thought that was WWII
Ngl, Veteran's day made me cry tho
The fact that it's children's day but he burns them alive 😂
When you play minecraft fourth time please
YES
The valentines day one was too accurate 😪
“1th” of may? LOL love that
It IS 1:30 in the god dam morning
3:28 This is an exact representation of how lonely I feel every day
"1th May 2021" wow, that's an amazing calendar you got there
He uses beacon for lighting
**Rich Winnie the pooh noises**
Dayum you guys are fast
Eeeeey
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Dayum: 0:10 "1th May"
I've kind of got through the same thing for valentine's day...
So first I had this one friend called *Bryanna* . I actually started to have feelings for her at one point, and thats where it all started...
I ended up telling her that I liked her then she said ,"I accept". We ended up in a relationship that I thought was true until this started flipping the coin slowly. It was all normal as I saw it in my own eyes, and it was also about to be valentines day and I had to ask her about her favorite chips she ended up saying that barbecue chips were her favorites. I told her to meet up at school with me and she said okay. I waited there for nearly and hour and we had to leave, she didn't come and I told her why couldn't she come and she said that she was busy and yes I understood so I let her slide with it.
A few weeks later I joined a server and her bio just said " I like boys and girls" so I went up close to say hi and then, she left...
I then told her in the menu chat (roblox [we weren't online dating we knew each other at school]) that I saw her bio and that it was okay, I wasn't going to get mad. I also said that I'm here if she needs to talk. A few moments later she said that it was a dare by her older sister and I said that alright but just in case that she needs to talk, then she left the full game including the website.
A couple of days after the same thing happened only that is when she didn't say anything which confused me and then I said if everything was okay and she didn't reply. After decades which was what it felt like, she was online which made me quickly log in to catch up on what was going on and turns out she was playing da hood which I guess is kind of common I guess which doesn't really matter but I ended up finding her and she ends up saying ,"can you leave the game I'm not gonna join you I'm with my cousin right now".
I'll continue in a minute or so!
I feel bad for you nothing like this has ever happened to me but. There was this one time my crush had a balloon and so I hit it then they shouted at me. I still like him but I haven't seen him in a year. There was also this other time he asked if I was ok (my belly was hurting) I was so happy he asked but I said that nothing was wrong. And finally this time my friend who was friends with my crush asked who I liked so I said for him to tell me who he liked but he didn't so I just said who I liked and he looked a little sad so I felt bad.
Lets make this a bible.
4:18 This reminds me, Sshh no witnesses.
"I love you..... As a best friend!"
*what's harsh in life is getting rejected but at least you have a friend*
3:25 single boys during valentines day
Its not funny bro ;(
It hurts ;(
@@snxi1 shut
@@snxi1:((
@@DailyDominoes hes right ;-;
2:39 criminal day
Ah yes my favourite holiday, “the next day”
plot twist : in chilldrens day he destroy his hardly made school😜
What
@@sharpy5503 me too, I got s stroke reading that. All the people here are Indians, and they give me strokes with their 200/10 English.
Goddamn, I can't even type "a" so I typed "s" because my brain is so hurt
He actually misspelled children's
Anyone asked
@@LGBTQsucks-sh2uh ooooof
You destroyed this guy🤯🤯
Children’s day
Dayum:wow dis fun :DDD
The principal:I quit
Halloween is my favorite.!
Ahhh Valentine’s Day, the day I found out my significant other was cheating on me with 15 other people :)
WHAT THE HELL?! 😳😳
I liked the video and I flipped my screen and I smashed the like button
1:39 that part lmao💀😂
How to download this map!!!! PLEASE LEMME KNOW!.. GIVE THE LINK TO DOWNLOAD FOR PE!
Me and Ultra:the perfect day doesnt exis-
*Valentine day is on our callendary*
Me and ultra:bruh
6:48 I didn't knew PS5 existed at the old days
In*
Know*
What ps5?
@@LatteWiiU it’s a console
@@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK that's not what I meant
2:45 a normal day in my classroom
2:47 You give him a flower, they are together and you kiss with your friend and it turns out that it was all a dream, what a beautiful dream
Congrats on being early and finding this comment
Ok
Yes
@Piyu Saku bru-
When is children's day
Stop e begging
1:51 1+1=2
The Black Friday one was so funny!
8:38 Me:Tried to like with flipped screen
Oh no. That doesn't work. Since you liked the video, you should leave it the way it is (the correct angle) and hit like.
When hitting dislike, always flip the screen, so you're showing you prefered if the video was different (maybe upside down or idk)
You know auto rotate
7:48: *Mr beast gives him a smile*
In Minecraft on black Friday always wear full netherite armour and a netherite sword with sharpness V and u will have as many things u want