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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @veveve2059
    @veveve2059 5 лет назад +2010

    "I need to find Osana and get out of here"
    10 seconds later
    *Drags Osana's corpse away*

    • @silvermoon849
      @silvermoon849 5 лет назад +57

      She did the corpse disposal for you, how polite.

    • @Romeowo_
      @Romeowo_ 5 лет назад +30

      Technically she did what she said she was gonna do

    • @missmelonfries
      @missmelonfries 5 лет назад +9

      It was so beautiful! I’m dying! X.x

    • @TheCoffeeCatDad
      @TheCoffeeCatDad 5 лет назад +6

      Someone needs to animate the joke behind this

    • @DarkSagar_030
      @DarkSagar_030 5 лет назад +6

      That scene made me laugh for 5 minutes straight 😂😂😂

  • @owencrean1
    @owencrean1 5 лет назад +3991

    She took Osana’s corpse with her to try and keep osana safe.
    Friends goals

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 5 лет назад +23

      Where is that?

    • @red4luigi
      @red4luigi 5 лет назад +23

      @@theaveragecomment1014 in the video

    • @littleleah335
      @littleleah335 5 лет назад +37

      Watch 11:27 - through- 12:16😂

    • @littleleah335
      @littleleah335 5 лет назад +12

      Ellie Lamb☝️

    • @ci8733
      @ci8733 5 лет назад +27

      I wish I had a friend that could drag my corpse when there's a serial killer on the loose xD

  • @undeuxtois
    @undeuxtois 5 лет назад +2156

    *osana gets killed*
    Raibaru: “its not safe here les go pls”
    *proceeds to drag her body*

    • @ayumu-senpaii
      @ayumu-senpaii 5 лет назад +2

      @@anonluca3971 you do know her name is raibaru right.......

  • @Rocky4719
    @Rocky4719 5 лет назад +2233

    Yandere Chan: *literally finds the Yakuza and their boss*
    Yandere Dev: A n Y w A y

  • @hoolynado5420
    @hoolynado5420 5 лет назад +1545

    "It's better than just putting bushes everywhere"
    Bush has left chat

  • @nova4evr
    @nova4evr 5 лет назад +478

    Raibaru: Omg osana theres a dead body
    *Osana is dead*
    Raibaru: ok *drags osana’s body with her*

  • @Complexicon_of_a_Startist
    @Complexicon_of_a_Startist 5 лет назад +1105

    Raibaru: Oh my gosh, Osana, something horrible has happened!
    Osana's Ghost: Yeah, I noticed '-_-

    • @Firegen1
      @Firegen1 5 лет назад +8

      I love that Raibaru kicks her fallen sister along the ground while "saving her". That's magic!

  • @lagos4312
    @lagos4312 5 лет назад +2852

    Raibaru: *sees dead Osana*
    Yandere-dev: How will she react?
    Raibaru: Hey Osana! Someone died!
    Osana: *gets up* Really?

    • @iiblossom_lover3154
      @iiblossom_lover3154 5 лет назад +77

      Lol.

    • @kasesayuri
      @kasesayuri 4 года назад +9

      Lol.

    • @softea7549
      @softea7549 4 года назад +29

      *”Wow Raibaru! That’s so cool! Though let’s go out of here before something bad happens to us! Don’t forget to take a selfie of us with the body so I can send it to Senpai! Don’t keep me waiting!”*

    • @CelesticEclipse
      @CelesticEclipse 3 года назад +9

      Yo, you know I was thinking what was gonna happen was osana was gonna come BACK FROM THE DEAD AND RUN AWAY WITH RAIBARU LOL

    • @erichan4315
      @erichan4315 3 года назад +6

      Osana: Ya don't say!

  • @idkarl3364
    @idkarl3364 5 лет назад +3394

    Osana: *is dead*
    Ribaru: *it's free real estate*

  • @wolfearz
    @wolfearz 5 лет назад +1537

    Ribaru: *starts to drag Osana's body out of the school*
    me: *wheezing like there's no tomorrow*

  • @ryotozier
    @ryotozier 5 лет назад +2619

    Yakuza: **Is there**
    Yandere Dev: N e ways

    • @strawberrymilkshake2385
      @strawberrymilkshake2385 5 лет назад +18

      Wow, 108 likes in 26 minutes.

    • @aersback4496
      @aersback4496 5 лет назад +14

      Is it going to be a 1980s mode or the year with yandere chan

    • @LumiLiz
      @LumiLiz 5 лет назад +7

      @@aersback4496 I pretty sure yandare chans year

    • @mageparis
      @mageparis 5 лет назад +10

      I hate doing shit and no *PERFECTING IT*
      can y'all hear me good?
      Uhhh Yakuza??
      Uhhhhh, Chile ANYWAY

    • @jupitermob
      @jupitermob 5 лет назад +2

      I'm sorry I know I'm being picky but it's spelled Anyway

  • @thatweirdgirl8466
    @thatweirdgirl8466 5 лет назад +5876

    The “bug” with Ribaru would actually be a good feature. Hear me out, if you manage to somehow kill Osana without Ribaru noticing, and she sees the corpse of her best friend, she’d lose her mind, and try to “save” her best friend. Giving you the opportunity to frame her for Osana’s murder. Because A. She’s literally dragging the body around and B. She was the closest person to Osana. Who would have a better chance to kill her without Osana being suspicious?
    Then if Ribaru tries to deny it, it’ll just make her look even crazier, having the police take her away and getting rid of a rival and a potential future witness in one swoop.
    Edit: holy hell, thanks for all the likes my dudes.

  • @emojiafei7989
    @emojiafei7989 5 лет назад +972

    Raibaru: YOU CAN'T DIE BECAUSE YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND!
    Osana: *dies*
    Raibaru: No problem! Now we going to my house!

  • @wizardfan8656
    @wizardfan8656 5 лет назад +1632

    “It’s better than just putting bushes everywhere right?”
    *Bijuu Mike is quaking*

  • @tillcest
    @tillcest 5 лет назад +2550

    "Ribaru then dragged Osana's corpse and ran away."
    What a wonderful friendship those two have.

    • @kaku7398
      @kaku7398 5 лет назад +53

      Sounds like the ending of School days

    • @krabcuno7113
      @krabcuno7113 5 лет назад +37

      She's gonna bury that body herself

    • @kaku7398
      @kaku7398 5 лет назад +30

      @@krabcuno7113 Or reuse it as a body pillow

    • @Nothing_Here
      @Nothing_Here 5 лет назад +3

      @@skyisherelol3492 liar

    • @WorriorXD
      @WorriorXD 5 лет назад +3

      Shes secretly obsessed about her!!😂

  • @jeezitskyky3405
    @jeezitskyky3405 5 лет назад +1370

    Yandere dev: hey is that?
    Sleep Paralysis demon: *exists*
    Yandere dev: Anyway-

  • @koba7816
    @koba7816 5 лет назад +2489

    Raibaru: *sees Osana's corpse*
    OSANA SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAS HAPPENED

    • @HaddieKaur386
      @HaddieKaur386 5 лет назад +79

      I think that osana notice that XD

    • @CreatureHanstran
      @CreatureHanstran 5 лет назад +63

      I was expecting osana to come back to life or something 😂

    • @pencil2680
      @pencil2680 5 лет назад +82

      Osana as a ghost: "YEAH NO SHIT! I'M FRICKIN DEAD"

    • @TheMarionettePlaysGamez
      @TheMarionettePlaysGamez 5 лет назад +9

      OSANA IS DED?!

    • @dzibaroo
      @dzibaroo 5 лет назад +22

      *Osana will remember that*

  • @idiota6733
    @idiota6733 5 лет назад +1323

    osana: *dies*
    raibaru: OMG OSANA LETS GET OUT OF HERE I FIND A DEAD BODY
    dead osana: ok

    • @Xelluse
      @Xelluse 5 лет назад +6

      dead osana: "You don't say" and the meme face )))

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 5 лет назад +5

      @@Олеся-ш2ъ7з no shet sherlock

  • @bluegloop8023
    @bluegloop8023 5 лет назад +696

    I feel like Yandere dev was about to break character and laugh when Osana's dead body was being dragged on the floor

    • @aniahliepard
      @aniahliepard 5 лет назад +11

      Same

    • @angrymumble
      @angrymumble 5 лет назад +81

      I think he was pretty close, his voice just baaaarely wavered when saying "we need to get someplace safe" like he was trying not to laugh

    • @aniahliepard
      @aniahliepard 5 лет назад +9

      True

    • @Luck4Fel
      @Luck4Fel 5 лет назад +13

      11:31?

    • @angrymumble
      @angrymumble 5 лет назад +3

      @@Luck4Fel yeah

  • @stevem5814
    @stevem5814 5 лет назад +871

    5:28
    No city is complete without a shady alleyway.

  • @M4SKED2001
    @M4SKED2001 5 лет назад +670

    "Hey have I seen that guy before?"
    *Yakuza Flashbacks play*
    "Nah!"

    • @sakurasensations4786
      @sakurasensations4786 5 лет назад +16

      I’m so happy that guy is finally here!

    • @lonelyfan9639
      @lonelyfan9639 5 лет назад +3

      @@sakurasensations4786 same!

    • @aersback4496
      @aersback4496 5 лет назад +2

      Is he going to be with yandere chan or the year with her mother

    • @M4SKED2001
      @M4SKED2001 5 лет назад

      @@aersback4496 Same time as Yandere Chan

  • @silly1011_
    @silly1011_ 5 лет назад +1173

    Raibaru: *Starts dragging osana's corpse*
    Me: *wHEEZE*

    • @TsunayoshiSawada469
      @TsunayoshiSawada469 5 лет назад +10

      BRO SAME

    • @fazifaz2197
      @fazifaz2197 5 лет назад +9

      Now u don't have to hide Osana's corpse. Thank u, Ribaru! :D

    • @crystalshard5830
      @crystalshard5830 5 лет назад +3

      YanDev is speaking slowly trying so hard not to laugh 😆 I died literally 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @s.k.5845
    @s.k.5845 5 лет назад +366

    Raiburu: "I think something is stuck to my shoe"

  • @zaraiortis9595
    @zaraiortis9595 5 лет назад +1802

    yandere dev: “i don’t wanna bring up hit man every 5 minutes
    ......but.........”
    me: *ah shit, here we go again*

    • @4hgasfshkhghg
      @4hgasfshkhghg 5 лет назад +80

      Me: I wanna play hitman
      My gf: We have hitman at home
      Hitman at home: *Yandere Simulator*

    • @nicoleamelie__
      @nicoleamelie__ 5 лет назад +5

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LMAO

    • @anneliese.graczyk.8178
      @anneliese.graczyk.8178 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @sugarflxffs1356
      @sugarflxffs1356 3 года назад +2

      Hitman Must Be Happy Getting Free Advertisement From A Popular Game, Don’t You Think?

    • @childeatermel
      @childeatermel 3 года назад +1

      that's what we call..................(*hitman dev*)

  • @darrito04
    @darrito04 5 лет назад +2579

    Yandere simulator: "exists"
    Yandere Dev: "breathes"
    Me: He is going to mention Hitman.

    • @ThiccFurryBoi34
      @ThiccFurryBoi34 5 лет назад +39

      Darren Gonzalez is no one questioning their are condoms in the game

    • @bluejayechaosenbybirb5865
      @bluejayechaosenbybirb5865 5 лет назад +12

      Viewers: *breathe*
      Yandere dev: "... like in hitman"

    • @thethingy_doublet
      @thethingy_doublet 5 лет назад +11

      Yandere Dev: “Condoms”
      Me Roleplaying at 3 am:
      “Hey, furry woman, did YOU give me condom?” (Background laughter)

    • @Sleet-Sdf93
      @Sleet-Sdf93 5 лет назад +2

      or Persona

    • @afterthoughts00
      @afterthoughts00 5 лет назад +1

      Yeeeeeep

  • @bubbleteatheanimefan3554
    @bubbleteatheanimefan3554 5 лет назад +735

    *Raibaru Grabbing Osana’s Corpse and running away*
    Grannies: wHaT a WoNdErFuL fRiEnDsHiP

  • @vikramkrishnamurthy6406
    @vikramkrishnamurthy6406 5 лет назад +372

    “Everyday items like a screw driver, a box cutter, scissors...” and ya know, rat poison

    • @SientifikSiameez7799
      @SientifikSiameez7799 5 лет назад +25

      vikram krishnamurthy It IS an everyday item if you have rats.

    • @notliezel2370
      @notliezel2370 5 лет назад +19

      What...its my favorite snack..

    • @theoffbeatninja610
      @theoffbeatninja610 5 лет назад +13

      @@notliezel2370 don't judge, man, it's perfect for achieving that "pearly white" smile I've been after

    • @theoffbeatninja610
      @theoffbeatninja610 5 лет назад +3

      @TheBrodsterBoy I'm not trusting you. Think you're gonna trick me into eating it, psshh

    • @hariraistudios1036
      @hariraistudios1036 5 лет назад +1

      Hare Krishna!

  • @liuemma7175
    @liuemma7175 5 лет назад +1643

    Yandere Dev: *HEY* hAvE i sEeN tHaT gUy bEfOrE
    * flash bacc *
    ...
    Yandere Dev: nah

    • @sleepyyuu6489
      @sleepyyuu6489 4 года назад +13

      Lmao HAAHHAHAHA

    • @ThedumbSheep
      @ThedumbSheep 4 года назад +10

      XD yandere dev didn't notice that guy

    • @fuzzyredponcho
      @fuzzyredponcho 4 года назад +5

      who is him???

    • @ThedumbSheep
      @ThedumbSheep 4 года назад +4

      I think is yukuza
      Yandere dev:hmmmmm im out!

    • @darkstar2682
      @darkstar2682 3 года назад

      Who is that
      This is a real question Idk him

  • @xoelpr2349
    @xoelpr2349 5 лет назад +5203

    Raibaru: Osana! Something horrible happened!
    Osana's Lifeless Corpse: Yea, what could it be?? 🤔

    • @JayJayva04
      @JayJayva04 5 лет назад +32

      😂

    • @FrozzenAxe
      @FrozzenAxe 5 лет назад +97

      But did the police discover the corpse of Osana after the corpse got dragged to the police station? Lol

    • @crimcrim1987
      @crimcrim1987 5 лет назад +13

      Oh damn that's good XD

    • @Transmasc_Link
      @Transmasc_Link 5 лет назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bunny_king7683
      @bunny_king7683 5 лет назад +6

      XD

  • @EvieShihShadowFireSword
    @EvieShihShadowFireSword 5 лет назад +3005

    "It's better than just putting bushes everywhere."
    *bush flood in the background*

    • @alljhfdwtyjbkouvfeyjkhftbn2770
      @alljhfdwtyjbkouvfeyjkhftbn2770 5 лет назад +11

      Evie Shih comments like that are not funny

    • @gabriellerasul2111
      @gabriellerasul2111 5 лет назад +13

      Omg!!! You got the joke.

    • @tsu3368
      @tsu3368 5 лет назад +4

      Bijuu mike

    • @kevinboros7427
      @kevinboros7427 5 лет назад +8

      @@gabriellerasul2111 So the joke was that the comment isn't funny which is the exact opposite of a joke. Got it. Very intelligent on the original commenter's part. It's definitely not just a poorly worded comment which a lot of people apparently related to.

  • @lylaaboualy4004
    @lylaaboualy4004 5 лет назад +705

    people: *watching*
    YandereDev: ..
    YandereDev: so lets talk about Hitman.

  • @Lazar-TS
    @Lazar-TS 5 лет назад +4899

    Yandere Dev's skill to act like a human has improved. He sounds more realistic now.

    • @ratkingwastaken
      @ratkingwastaken 5 лет назад +174

      Wait he’s not human?

    • @annauwu7295
      @annauwu7295 5 лет назад +159

      Jojo And Peyton YT lmao of course he's a human

    • @carlatwendys
      @carlatwendys 5 лет назад +276

      @@annauwu7295 or IS he? (Jaws music starts playing)

    • @ratkingwastaken
      @ratkingwastaken 5 лет назад +85

      Then why is acting human a SKILL???

    • @ratkingwastaken
      @ratkingwastaken 5 лет назад +38

      Embrace The Emo I know, what I said was a joke as well

  • @lilacgrace6025
    @lilacgrace6025 5 лет назад +585

    Osana: *Is dead*
    Ribaru: I'll save you!!
    *Drags Osana's body out of the school*

    • @masterloard
      @masterloard 5 лет назад +8

      You know, maybe that could be an alternative disposal method?
      If you somehow make ribaru lose sanity, when she discovers osana's corpse, she loses it completely, grabs her (sobbing) and drags her off of school grounds

  • @shoddypeasant8762
    @shoddypeasant8762 5 лет назад +2541

    People when ayano is dragging a dead body “ON MY GOD A MURDERER”
    People when raibaru is dragging a dead body “Eh”

  • @chessyboidaily1150
    @chessyboidaily1150 5 лет назад +609

    Dogs: WOOF WOOF
    Cats: meow meow
    Midori gorinu: YANDERE DEV YANDERE DEV

  • @thecowardlyheroo
    @thecowardlyheroo 5 лет назад +289

    Yandere Dev: We don't want bushes everywhere, do we?
    Me: mOrE TrEeS

  • @eu4hria
    @eu4hria 5 лет назад +2395

    osana: *dead*
    raiburu: OSANA WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE *drags body*

    • @pedroricardo206
      @pedroricardo206 5 лет назад +29

      Oka Ruto's want this power too: talk with bodies, because with the spirits she's know

    • @agar322
      @agar322 5 лет назад +35

      She's in denial

    • @Sara-gq7qt
      @Sara-gq7qt 5 лет назад +8

      LOL

    • @boo-uj3bs
      @boo-uj3bs 5 лет назад +7

      banana milk OMG lol

    • @quxki14
      @quxki14 5 лет назад +11

      Osana:Dead*
      Raiburu:We have to get somewhere safe
      Yan Chan:😑😑😑😑
      Yan Chan: kills Raiburu*

  • @e11e_uwu62
    @e11e_uwu62 5 лет назад +2284

    *"I don't want to bring up hitman every 5 seconds...*
    *buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...."*
    -Yandere Dev 2019

    • @HaloWolf102
      @HaloWolf102 5 лет назад +42

      To be fair, it is a bloody damn good game.

    • @betray6531
      @betray6531 5 лет назад +13

      @@HaloWolf102 You're right, I fricking love Hitman

    • @kevinboros7427
      @kevinboros7427 5 лет назад

      @@HaloWolf102 Jolly good!

    • @kevinboros7427
      @kevinboros7427 5 лет назад +2

      Also, stop quoting. You are wasting your time.

    • @ayoalani6633
      @ayoalani6633 5 лет назад

      truuuuu

  • @elisahatz
    @elisahatz 5 лет назад +2504

    *”I don’t want to bring up Hitman every 5 seconds...”*
    *”BUUUUUUT....”*

    • @samanthot_
      @samanthot_ 5 лет назад +25

      me when I'm talking about things I like

    • @wifkq
      @wifkq 5 лет назад +19

      In HiTmAn :]

    • @jamesfitzgeraldpatricksain9471
      @jamesfitzgeraldpatricksain9471 5 лет назад +3

      7:34 is when it happens.

    • @zanation4862
      @zanation4862 5 лет назад +4

      I ATE MY CAT AND NOW MY PENIS IS STUCK IN THE TOASTER HELP PLEASE

    • @jeezitskyky3405
      @jeezitskyky3405 5 лет назад

      @@zanation4862 that's a doctor appointment in the least

  • @TheNorthlander
    @TheNorthlander 5 лет назад +599

    "-looks more like a barber than an hair saloon."
    ....there's a difference?

    • @bruhhelp7396
      @bruhhelp7396 5 лет назад +76

      Yes, barbers typically specialise in shorter hair, or mostly men's hair, but hair stylists usually work with longer hair.

    • @rawrnz718
      @rawrnz718 3 года назад +3

      barbers usually work with male hair and salons usually work with female hair

  • @youneverseesawitcoming7196
    @youneverseesawitcoming7196 5 лет назад +802

    Here's an idea:
    Instead of having a music store, there should be a clothing store so Yan Chan can have another way to buy new uniforms, and maybe even stockings of different colors and patterns. The music should be an app available in Yan Chan's phone or something.
    Great work!! :)

    • @tuple5982
      @tuple5982 5 лет назад +24

      That's a pretty nice idea, not gonna lie.

    • @red_five3325
      @red_five3325 5 лет назад +10

      Why would she even need to buy music anyway? The tune on the radio seems sufficient to distract characters, so what purpose would purchasing other tunes hold?

    • @LadyJuse
      @LadyJuse 5 лет назад +18

      Maybe also it can sell the panties Yan Chan uses for buffs

    • @red_five3325
      @red_five3325 5 лет назад +3

      @crafty3101 you mean like mere background music?

    • @olenhol2przez4
      @olenhol2przez4 5 лет назад +1

      NON QUOTE COMMENT!!!

  • @lovelimbs8790
    @lovelimbs8790 5 лет назад +826

    “Next to the ramen store, there’s a dark alleyway where- Hey, have I seen that guy before?”

  • @kirakiwi5457
    @kirakiwi5457 5 лет назад +905

    Yandere dev: Oh? What’s that in the alley?
    Me: yes. Yes! YEE-
    Yandere dev: Oh well, let’s ignore it.
    Me:
    Me: *anguished screams*

    • @CXXCHIEMAN
      @CXXCHIEMAN 5 лет назад +6

      Can you tell me who that person is?.

    • @CXXCHIEMAN
      @CXXCHIEMAN 5 лет назад +3

      @@throwawayaccount9150 can you tell me which video?

    • @flowingzulu6611
      @flowingzulu6611 5 лет назад +1

      @@CXXCHIEMAN just search it

    • @suburaarts3092
      @suburaarts3092 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @brickofleaf2723
      @brickofleaf2723 5 лет назад +4

      My name is Tyrone
      -Yakuza in yandere simulator
      -Osana progress and yakuza thoughts

  • @nonlee2142
    @nonlee2142 5 лет назад +257

    5:28 *”hey.... have i seen that guy before?”*
    *dramatic scenes and drawings*
    *”nah.”*

  • @jr1zg7kt3g
    @jr1zg7kt3g 5 лет назад +477

    "OH MY GOD IS THAT A DEAD BODY?!" "OSANA, LETS GET OUTTA HERE" **drags osanas body**

    • @abigailshaver1137
      @abigailshaver1137 5 лет назад +23

      That's one way to get rid of the evidence.

    • @moonlit_skies542
      @moonlit_skies542 5 лет назад

      Your like button is being wierd

    • @tired247
      @tired247 5 лет назад +20

      Osana! You idiot! Stop sleeping we need to leave! *_drags her mangled corpse away_*

    • @epicmanmandie7244
      @epicmanmandie7244 5 лет назад +1

      Can we stop having these stupid comments about quoting it's getting really annoying

  • @Moistling
    @Moistling 5 лет назад +548

    “It’s better than putting bushes everywhere right?”
    Bijuu mike; *IMPOSSIBLE*

  • @Maddy-qb8tc
    @Maddy-qb8tc 5 лет назад +959

    *Osana is dead*
    Ribaru: WE HAVE TO LEAVE
    *drags osana's body down the stairs*

  • @bean4862
    @bean4862 5 лет назад +212

    No one:
    Litterally no one:
    Me: (sees black shoes)
    Also me: THE YAKUZA

  • @nekochuu6383
    @nekochuu6383 5 лет назад +836

    Starting to think that the Hitman game is Yandere-Dev’s rival

    • @TheGotreck
      @TheGotreck 5 лет назад +19

      More like senpai!

    • @thatnon-binarygachacringem5763
      @thatnon-binarygachacringem5763 5 лет назад +22

      @@TheGotreck nah his senpai is persona

    • @mochizukiii4127
      @mochizukiii4127 5 лет назад +6

      I feel like it’s more of a thing where someone looks up to someone (example: a son looking up to his dad and being inspired by him)

    • @-fine-kelly1273
      @-fine-kelly1273 5 лет назад +2

      Milkie Chuu *when you’re profile pic is perfect for you’re comment*

  • @skylenexo6541
    @skylenexo6541 5 лет назад +2003

    Kokona: Finally, pea-
    Yan-Dev: *Slams door open* I'm using you as a test subject again!
    Kokona: ...

  • @ashshangreaux829
    @ashshangreaux829 5 лет назад +404

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Raibaru: Come on Osana you just died and it’s not safe here so we should be good at my house

    • @sarah2cold377
      @sarah2cold377 5 лет назад +9

      it sounds like necrophilia when you put it like that

    • @itspurplepaw6163
      @itspurplepaw6163 5 лет назад +6

      We should be good at my house ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @sp1dersw3bb5
      @sp1dersw3bb5 5 лет назад

      @@itspurplepaw6163 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @vanesarodriguez8303
    @vanesarodriguez8303 5 лет назад +127

    I remember watching a video called childhood lesson from a year ago where in the video yan chan's mom shows yan chan that using hydrogen peroxide helps get rid of blood so that it doesn't show under a black light I think this would be a cool add in that would make the game a bit more challenging rather than just cleaning up blood. This would also help give the police evidence if they search for blood under a black light to use against yan chan

    • @ZENnightcore
      @ZENnightcore 5 лет назад +3

      Vanesa Rodriguez likeing it for that also good point

    • @girlykyuu1185
      @girlykyuu1185 2 года назад +1

      Sounds cool, but... not really that fun

    • @strawberrysplitz1566
      @strawberrysplitz1566 Год назад

      Also you would probably have to break into the nurses office to get it.

  • @nika-wf6gz
    @nika-wf6gz 5 лет назад +369

    YandereDev:Sees a cosplay of Yandere Chan
    Also YandereDev:Is that-?
    *nah*

  • @croissant1291
    @croissant1291 5 лет назад +1887

    “ Hey do I know that guy?”
    *insert menacing music here*
    “ *NAH* “

    • @asimpfr
      @asimpfr 5 лет назад +26

      Honestly me

    • @twistededits5285
      @twistededits5285 5 лет назад +12

      Im ur 100th like

    • @emilyeol
      @emilyeol 5 лет назад +10

      😂NAHHH

    • @naomii5482
      @naomii5482 5 лет назад +6

      Who's that guy again? I forgot

    • @eldritchlyJinxed
      @eldritchlyJinxed 5 лет назад +20

      innitforthemoney he’s one of the delinquents older brothers, he is in the Yakuza

  • @lpt3_me
    @lpt3_me 5 лет назад +1181

    Osana: **dies**
    Yandere Dev: That's not supposed to happen
    Ribaru: OsAnA tHeRe'S a DeAd bOdY!
    Yandere Dev: Wait- what?

  • @spikedsweets4944
    @spikedsweets4944 5 лет назад +542

    "Hey have I seen that guy before?"
    Translation: "Oh yes I did~"

    • @sof0099
      @sof0099 5 лет назад +10

      Wait I know I am dumb but who is it?

    • @skewer5706
      @skewer5706 5 лет назад +23

      @@sof0099 the Yakuza

    • @sof0099
      @sof0099 5 лет назад +8

      @@skewer5706 Ohhhhh Thank you :p

    • @Ialalatte
      @Ialalatte 5 лет назад +13

      i got so excited when he said that JDKKFKDJDKD

  • @digbyfire5446
    @digbyfire5446 5 лет назад +3394

    Osana! Something horrible happened
    Osana: *Yeah, i'm aware*

    • @sonyafalkenstein5009
      @sonyafalkenstein5009 5 лет назад +138

      Osana! Something horrible happened! We need to go someplace safe and call the police!
      *BITCH IM DEAD*

    • @julias4704
      @julias4704 5 лет назад +64

      Osana! Something horrible happened!
      Osana: Nah, I'm just lying on the floor cuz I'm so tired (of you). Btch where's my morning coffin?

    • @RpgBlasterRpg
      @RpgBlasterRpg 5 лет назад +27

      11:39 That was bizzare
      welp osana friend got arrested by the police ;) problem sloved

    • @Reaper0123
      @Reaper0123 5 лет назад +33

      "Are you okay?"
      *head drops from shoulders*
      "Are you okay?"
      XD

    • @MikuDanceVEVO
      @MikuDanceVEVO 5 лет назад +25

      Osana: Am i joke to you?

  • @m.v.austria4750
    @m.v.austria4750 5 лет назад +2151

    Suggestion:
    Add a clothing store
    For more character customization.
    You guys really want this in-game
    Nice!

    • @tychowozniaki9269
      @tychowozniaki9269 5 лет назад +147

      Since they are only allowed to wear their school uniform it doesn't make too much sense, but it is no bad idea for the streetwear, although there wouldn't be much ise for the actual aim for the game in it.

    • @abdullahelrassas3714
      @abdullahelrassas3714 5 лет назад +4

      That would be great!

    • @iriska4240
      @iriska4240 5 лет назад +28

      good idea! accessories store

    • @Tabletop_ai
      @Tabletop_ai 5 лет назад +34

      Stockings or hairins. It would be great!

    • @lordbaphie
      @lordbaphie 5 лет назад +52

      Ohh! It could work with rival storylines or clubs. Maybe for example there will be an arc where she joins the theater club and has to have a better costume than the theater rival (I don't remember her name), so Yan-chan would have the lead role and it lowers the chance of Senpai liking that rival. I don't know, just an idea of mine.

  • @KaworuOwO
    @KaworuOwO 5 лет назад +1098

    "In hitman"
    Yandere dev 2019.

    • @meow8210
      @meow8210 5 лет назад

      @Glass Squid ur right

    • @jekaaai
      @jekaaai 5 лет назад

      Hey Shawn its Charlie

    • @chilldogs5444
      @chilldogs5444 5 лет назад

      It's the new TeChNolOgY meme

    • @OuroEra
      @OuroEra 5 лет назад

      la Shawna Mendes I WAS THE 1k LIKE :D

  • @xxtokyoghoulxx6386
    @xxtokyoghoulxx6386 5 лет назад +1381

    Yandere Dev: Cigarettes, alcohol, and condoms-
    Me: HoLd Up

    • @annauwu7295
      @annauwu7295 5 лет назад +109

      is no one gonna talk abt how they are only 1 dollar

    • @Moon-Archive
      @Moon-Archive 5 лет назад +71

      @GamerGiraffic well in the game it's self I heavily doubt it- he's gonna keep it teen rated. But realistically....she will convince him at some point.

    • @dhajak4726
      @dhajak4726 5 лет назад +47

      Zacky Boi i mean, it is an 18+ game. not like i’ve been playing it since i was like 12 but yeah

    • @dhajak4726
      @dhajak4726 5 лет назад +47

      Zacky Boi but are we just ignoring the fact that they’re all students and under 18 😳😳

    • @Moon-Archive
      @Moon-Archive 5 лет назад +10

      @@dhajak4726 well the game _techinally_ just rated Teen late time I knew

  • @emmabennett3985
    @emmabennett3985 5 лет назад +1350

    It’s better than putting bushes everywhere
    Bijuu Mike has left the chat

    • @Sraxton
      @Sraxton 5 лет назад +28

      It's better than making your own comment instead
      Emma Bennett has left the chat.

    • @kimrose1559
      @kimrose1559 5 лет назад +26

      @@Sraxton Why are you criticizing this girl?

    • @Sraxton
      @Sraxton 5 лет назад

      @@kimrose1559 Am I supposed to not mention that she stole someone else's comment because she's a female?
      Bruv

    • @kittykat8794
      @kittykat8794 5 лет назад +6

      @@Sraxton because she's female?

    • @taeistea879
      @taeistea879 5 лет назад +5

      @@Sraxton because she is a female ._.

  • @sicasukaseblak
    @sicasukaseblak 5 лет назад +850

    Yandere dev: "the street contains 8 locations"
    Midori: "you just named nine!"
    Me: "but there are 10 shopkeeper"

    • @rougesnek2454
      @rougesnek2454 5 лет назад +70

      The tenth shopkeeper is probably the yakuza

    • @anxiouspotato04
      @anxiouspotato04 5 лет назад +28

      i hav a feeling one of thems the yakuza dood

    • @sicasukaseblak
      @sicasukaseblak 5 лет назад +21

      @@rougesnek2454 yeah maybe, but I kind of doubt it, because next to the hair salon there is one store for sale, probably it'll be the next tenth upcoming store

    • @eveinred5427
      @eveinred5427 5 лет назад +2

      AriMae - There’s a shop keeper behind a stand, but you can’t go there..like- there’s an invisible wall and SINCE ITS SO GOD DAMN BLURRY, you can hardly even see them.

    • @Chonksta
      @Chonksta 5 лет назад +5

      @@sicasukaseblak i want to be able to buy bags of crack
      maybe you could plant more serious items in peoples bags and get them arrested instead of expelled

  • @professortrash203
    @professortrash203 5 лет назад +449

    Yandere Dev: *sees the Yakuza down the dark alley*
    Yandere Dev: "Wait a minute, who are you?"

    • @popstel2286
      @popstel2286 5 лет назад +1

      Some random person

    • @jensjelstrm.6592
      @jensjelstrm.6592 5 лет назад +1

      Vo Thi Thanh Ha lol it’s not it’s a character that the developer talked about In an OLD video

    • @BPSingh31
      @BPSingh31 5 лет назад +2

      Don’t worry it’s just a harmless dude chillin :)

    • @professortrash203
      @professortrash203 5 лет назад +2

      Yep, nothing suspicious over here lmao 🤣

    • @endbreadracism7086
      @endbreadracism7086 5 лет назад

      is that a vine reference?

  • @pingguoxihuan
    @pingguoxihuan 5 лет назад +119

    Ayano: gossips in blog
    Bullies: alright imma head out

  • @the_frost_
    @the_frost_ 5 лет назад +786

    Osana : Dead
    Raiburu: Osana there’s a dead body run
    Drag her dead body
    Me: This is fine

  • @rubiidubiie
    @rubiidubiie 5 лет назад +590

    "hey, have i seen that guy before?"
    *flashbacks*
    "nah. probs just imagining it.
    anywayyys heres the music store-"
    (hilarious!)

    • @EpicNerdsWithCameras
      @EpicNerdsWithCameras 5 лет назад +13

      You ain't sly, YandereGuy!

    • @sweetiechicaOwO
      @sweetiechicaOwO 5 лет назад +8

      I’m dying of laughter of how casually he brought it up and continued on not mentioning it fully. XDDD

    • @thatguy5720
      @thatguy5720 5 лет назад +2

      ?

  • @mallory7198
    @mallory7198 5 лет назад +2167

    Osana’s dead body be like:
    alright imma head out

  • @kenpyette9548
    @kenpyette9548 5 лет назад +175

    Yandere dev: "...8 buildings"
    Midori: BAKA! YOU JUST COUNTED 9

  • @nuhbudi
    @nuhbudi 5 лет назад +1724

    nobody:
    not even senpai:
    not even midori:
    yandere dev: *IN HITMAN*

    • @roma540
      @roma540 5 лет назад +6

      > not even midori:
      Dude, I'm out xD

    • @zaira2884
      @zaira2884 5 лет назад +11

      No one:
      Not even Hitman Sponsors:
      Yanderdev: I dont wanna talk about Hitman every five seconds.... *_But_*

    • @jenchan2034
      @jenchan2034 5 лет назад

      sailorstevie omg Stevie ily

    • @leonrider313
      @leonrider313 5 лет назад +1

      IN PERSONA

  • @dragonsquid8453
    @dragonsquid8453 5 лет назад +788

    “Hey have I seen that guy before?”
    **Dramatic Yakuza Flashbacks**
    “Naw, I think I’m just imagining it”

  • @danikahenry7677
    @danikahenry7677 5 лет назад +384

    Yandev:*See's Yakuza guy* Have I seen him before?
    *Flashback*
    Yandere dev: Naaaahhh!!!!

    • @kevinboros7427
      @kevinboros7427 5 лет назад +2

      Are you copying eachother?Why do I see so many of these kinds of comments?We've seen the video aswell, you don't need to quote him.

  • @gwouinaelle
    @gwouinaelle 5 лет назад +80

    Yanderedev : I didn't know how to make manga available to the player so I just.. *sweat intensely*
    Yanderedev : ..put books on the ground around school

  • @korybunbun12300
    @korybunbun12300 5 лет назад +542

    "when your bestfriend is dead, but you want to make sure she's safe"
    **Casually Ribaru**
    - by my best friend

    • @maxyagmur6913
      @maxyagmur6913 5 лет назад +1

      oh shit you okay buddy??? We have to get out! *Casually Ribarus* ok we save now, you want a drink?

  • @justawallnut5554
    @justawallnut5554 5 лет назад +433

    Tips For The Music Store: Different Characters get lured to different music, some ignored, some are followed by certain kinds of music.

    • @JayJayva04
      @JayJayva04 5 лет назад +7

      Interesting idea

    • @magalimizuki3752
      @magalimizuki3752 5 лет назад +29

      or depending on the likes or dislikes of the person's taste in music will set the timer of how long they'll get distracted and listen to the music.

    • @tarniabook3076
      @tarniabook3076 5 лет назад +26

      Indie spanish music: "¡Oro y humooo!".
      Me: "Yay! I love this band! And whoever put this playing!".
      Ayano, poisoning my lunch: "Hope you enjoy the song, 'cause that's the last time you are hearing it".

    • @ImazuKyoko
      @ImazuKyoko 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah ! Like if they don't like the music they will go somewhere else with their lunch or I don't know why, and if they like the music they will got near it to dance, sing or listen to it. If the music is already near them, they will stay at their places and continue to do their things singing or dancing a bit ! Love that Idea

    • @kubzscoutschan7376
      @kubzscoutschan7376 5 лет назад +4

      That's a pretty good idea but I feel like logically they'd still cut the music off even if they didn't like it.

  • @evelynn4481
    @evelynn4481 5 лет назад +2028

    No one:
    Not even the dog:
    Yandere Dev: *THEN SHE TOOK THE CORPSE WITH HER*

    • @CrystalKitty1220
      @CrystalKitty1220 5 лет назад +36

      O lawd she comin' and she takin' the body with 'er

    • @chessyboidaily1150
      @chessyboidaily1150 5 лет назад +5

      Belle delphine and the octopus corpse HMMMMMMMMM seems similar

    • @Rocky-vc5bf
      @Rocky-vc5bf 5 лет назад +6

      Himari oh my god y’all, she took the corpse with her

    • @string9004
      @string9004 5 лет назад +2

      Wow a dead meme with a caption from the video comedy right there

    • @Rocky-vc5bf
      @Rocky-vc5bf 5 лет назад

      Iwillkillhthou mortal I know right? Classic

  • @lovehrts
    @lovehrts 5 лет назад +267

    yandere chan: **kills a person**
    yandere dev: good now move out to your new town child

  • @SailorMoon998
    @SailorMoon998 5 лет назад +375

    Hitman and Persona series: exist
    YanDev: it's free real estate

  • @anothergenshingeek
    @anothergenshingeek 5 лет назад +416

    "Next to the ramen restaurant...
    Hey have i seen this guy before?"
    *music starts*
    *i get goosebumps*
    *immediately remember to like the video*

    • @equinox969
      @equinox969 5 лет назад +7

      Ah sh*t here we go again

  • @bluerhino1046
    @bluerhino1046 5 лет назад +1559

    Nobody:
    Everyone in the comments: “iN HiTmEn”

    • @squiddles1678
      @squiddles1678 5 лет назад +4

      Ethan Shea but people said stuff, so it’s not nobody

    • @what3722
      @what3722 5 лет назад +2

      @@squiddles1678 It's a meme-

  • @321hollaback
    @321hollaback 5 лет назад +164

    Me: Trembling with anticipation for another update video
    YandereDev: Chill

    • @frizzttymto
      @frizzttymto 5 лет назад +3

      YourFellowMemester 2100*

  • @peach-mango-soda9062
    @peach-mango-soda9062 5 лет назад +1712

    Everone here: hItMaN
    Yandere dev: shows gang leader guy
    Me: guys why is no one talking about this

  • @fairybella465
    @fairybella465 5 лет назад +1339

    Yandere Dev: **shows the Yakuza**
    Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Yandere Dev: **completely changes subject**
    Me: *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

    • @keysorsomething
      @keysorsomething 5 лет назад +12

      same tho lol

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 5 лет назад +29

      ... There is a potential story here...

    • @parkerc.4357
      @parkerc.4357 5 лет назад +2

      Me

    • @k_was_taken_4659
      @k_was_taken_4659 5 лет назад +9

      Honestly I thought it was the journalist from Ryoba's story on getting her senpai.

    • @kaysiz3354
      @kaysiz3354 5 лет назад +4

      Pretty much sums up the entire fandom right there

  • @neruneru9713
    @neruneru9713 5 лет назад +550

    Yandere Dev: Next to the ramen restaurant is a dark alley way where-
    Yandere Dev: Wait... have I seen that guy before...?
    *zooms in*
    *flashbacks*
    *more flashbacks*
    Yandere Dev: Nah.

    • @goawaymar738
      @goawaymar738 5 лет назад +3

      I KEEP SAYING THAT THE GUY IS GOING TO ELIMINATE RIABARU

    • @Ghostb3e
      @Ghostb3e 5 лет назад

      B I G O O F

  • @muushibooch.3273
    @muushibooch.3273 5 лет назад +826

    Everyone: H I T M A N
    other people: G A N G L E A D E R
    Me:
    Why is there a scythe in a HARDWARE storE?!

    • @inferiordior
      @inferiordior 5 лет назад +82

      Because scythes are hardware tools and not really meant for murder ?

    • @zoeyh7651
      @zoeyh7651 5 лет назад +13

      Cash Kiem w-wait w-what

    • @justlight.
      @justlight. 5 лет назад +44

      Zoey H Scythes are used for cutting hay and grass, not the scythes in anime though

    • @justlight.
      @justlight. 5 лет назад +20

      Also how do you stutter in text

    • @hydra9627
      @hydra9627 5 лет назад +18

      Muushiboo Drawz a scythe is used for farming

  • @CrochetWithMe365
    @CrochetWithMe365 5 лет назад +1394

    Yandere Dev: “... useful technology”
    Me, having flashbacks: WoAH TeCHnOloGY!
    Edit: HOLY BALLS! Thank you so much for so many comments, this is my first! 💜💜

  • @derpygamer2726
    @derpygamer2726 5 лет назад +195

    5:27
    Yan Dev: Wait... have I seen that guy before
    Flashback: *shows up*
    Guy: *stands there*
    Flashback: *still there*
    Guy: *moves head*
    Yan Dev: Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @dolph0w0
      @dolph0w0 5 лет назад +7

      XD God I started laughing so hard I was like wow you put him in the game finally end you not even going to explain anything about him it was really funny

  • @4444here
    @4444here 5 лет назад +468

    Store: *sells hammers and sickles*
    Me: *communist Chan*

  • @trearoos
    @trearoos 5 лет назад +61

    12:03 "It might be funny to look at..."
    Funny is right, Yandere Dev. I had giggle fits when you showed us this.

    • @RadiantSharaShaymin
      @RadiantSharaShaymin 5 лет назад +6

      It almost sounds like he's trying to not laugh while he's describing the situation!

    • @trearoos
      @trearoos 5 лет назад +3

      @@RadiantSharaShaymin Huh. I didn't quite hear it, but maybe he is.

  • @yunzx999
    @yunzx999 5 лет назад +678

    Osana’s dead body: *SLIDE TO THE LEFT SLIDE TO THE RIGHT CRISSCROSS CRISSCROSS CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

  • @madauri331
    @madauri331 5 лет назад +751

    Yanzon:*exists*
    Small cities’s shops:”I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

  • @imagimilan866
    @imagimilan866 5 лет назад +538

    yanderedev: *ads wasd movement*
    yanderedev: "in hitman..."

  • @sophieester9445
    @sophieester9445 5 лет назад +128

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not even thanos:
    Yandere Dev:
    *In the Hit man games..*

  • @CrystalKitty1220
    @CrystalKitty1220 5 лет назад +136

    Raibaru be like "OSANA WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE" *drags Osana's corpse* "WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DIFFICULT WE NEED TO GO"

    • @hodek333
      @hodek333 5 лет назад +11

      "OSANA WAKE UP"

    • @purpleghost106
      @purpleghost106 5 лет назад +12

      Actually, her sincerely disbelieving Osana's death and like trying to steal the body (and then you can't conceal it or hide evidence) would be tragic and kind of fitting.
      Seeing her best friend dead would probably leave her in some serious denial and shock.

    • @mentadood1122
      @mentadood1122 5 лет назад +7

      @@purpleghost106 Imagine being in such a stage of denial that you think dragging her wounded corpse is running to a safe location with her to call the cops

    • @herrdoctor2895
      @herrdoctor2895 5 лет назад +4

      @@mentadood1122 Raiboru top tier Best Friend.

    • @CrystalKitty1220
      @CrystalKitty1220 5 лет назад

      @@hodek333 "OSANAAAAAAAA DID YOU FORGET TO SET YOUR ALARM AGAIIINNNNNN"

  • @monserratmtz.7624
    @monserratmtz.7624 5 лет назад +1192

    When YandereDev uses Kokona again.
    Kokona: ah shit, here we go again.

    • @jhaymimamaba8001
      @jhaymimamaba8001 5 лет назад +9

      She had a rose in her hair so...

    • @lifeofzayna
      @lifeofzayna 5 лет назад +1

      dont swear! Ima kid and theres kids here

    • @duffytoy7181
      @duffytoy7181 5 лет назад +1

      @@lifeofzayna Its okay to swear, no one controls our mouths. You just shouldn't say curses too often.

    • @terrorism5370
      @terrorism5370 5 лет назад

      BAD WORD

    • @not._.samsung7389
      @not._.samsung7389 5 лет назад

      XD LOL!!

  • @cherrih.6078
    @cherrih.6078 5 лет назад +980

    no one:
    not a soul:
    Yandere-dev: iN hItMaN

    • @pantasticalcat
      @pantasticalcat 5 лет назад +38

      PERSONA PERSONA PERSONA PERSONA PERSNOASNDAS

    • @omoyams
      @omoyams 5 лет назад +26

      BuUuUuUuT.... iN hItMaN

    • @Yaori999
      @Yaori999 5 лет назад +12

      @@omoyams WOAH, TECHNOLOGY

    • @zeya1i
      @zeya1i 5 лет назад +7

      I don't wanna bring up hitman every 5 seconds buUUuUUUUTtttt....

    • @milliesbiggestfan
      @milliesbiggestfan 5 лет назад +2

      *_yOu cAn tHRoW a cOIn_*

  • @BrainOfRange
    @BrainOfRange 5 лет назад +381

    Nobody:
    Not even midori:
    Yd: *BUSHES.*

  • @bardabarda7883
    @bardabarda7883 5 лет назад +167

    Raibaru: OSANA SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENED
    Osana's soulless body: AM I JOKE TO YOU?!

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 5 лет назад

      “You think I don’t know that?! Idiot!”

    • @nimentia
      @nimentia 5 лет назад

      UGNAvalon nooooo u supposed to say baka

  • @crow8190
    @crow8190 5 лет назад +430

    Literally anything remotely cool/suspicious:*exists*
    Yandere-Dev: AAAAAAAnyways....

    • @skinny5428
      @skinny5428 5 лет назад +21

      Yan Dev: nah, I must be seeing things
      ANYWAYYYYYYSSSS

    • @crow8190
      @crow8190 5 лет назад

      @ASHLY Tabor That's what we're going with.
      If you don't get this reference, watch Pitch Meetings! They are hilarious!

  • @circusspit4467
    @circusspit4467 5 лет назад +271

    How much hitman do you want
    Yandere dev: *yes.*

  • @Aerofluff
    @Aerofluff 5 лет назад +25

    I just wanted to add that I love the aesthetics of the street. It has that faint blur/glow and artistic style that makes it look like it could've been a background right out of an actual anime.... all while actually being 3D and having the daytime/nighttime lighting applied to it, I almost didn't believe it was 3D at first.
    I feel that it somehow has more of that nebulous "anime look" than the school, which still comes across as a bit too sharp/jagged where edges meet (maybe it could use a bit more of that daydreamy glow/blur? But not too much, I realize too much is equally as bad.) But just giving some input, I was blown away by what that street looks like.