Jesse 'The Bicuspid' Dentura

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @SmokeymcJoint420
    @SmokeymcJoint420 4 года назад +321

    Ant is the single most underrated comedic (and impressionist) talent of a generation.

    • @huejazz6939
      @huejazz6939 2 года назад +3

      Second that

    • @michaelb4538
      @michaelb4538 2 года назад +9

      He's one of the best I've ever heard along with Ryan from the Gavin McInnes show.

    • @DankyDankenstein
      @DankyDankenstein Год назад +5

      He could easily have Jim Carey’s career.

    • @cuts240
      @cuts240 Год назад +1

      Agreed ! Amazing !!

    • @actionmus
      @actionmus Год назад +6

      The funniest guy in a room of comics for fucking years!!!✋ Hill Anthony!

  • @theoutlaw9043
    @theoutlaw9043 3 года назад +156

    "My gums dont have time to bleed!"
    Pure gold!!! 😂 so quick. Hilarious

  • @mrjeremyleblanc
    @mrjeremyleblanc 4 года назад +253

    Jesse Vos: Firsht of all, Im a former governor. And here's tha ting, I was a Navy Shield

    • @morethanaveragejoe8224
      @morethanaveragejoe8224 4 года назад +2

      Lmao!!!

    • @dannybhoy2739
      @dannybhoy2739 4 года назад +13

      You forgot okhhayy 😂

    • @mrjeremyleblanc
      @mrjeremyleblanc 4 года назад +10

      @@dannybhoy2739 loosen up folks! I want to let everyone know its been 36 yearsh since I've worn a feather boa by the Grace of God

    • @bles05
      @bles05 4 года назад +1

      😂 i cant take it!

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 4 года назад +3

      Fucking killed me.

  • @crumbum1167
    @crumbum1167 3 года назад +145

    The idea of Jesse Ventura staring his toothbrush right in the bristles and saying "Thank you for your shervish" has had me laughing for 10 minutes straight

    • @martintheconfusitormartinf2779
      @martintheconfusitormartinf2779 3 года назад +7

      salute to the toot-brusshhh

    • @speedingpenguin
      @speedingpenguin 3 года назад +6

      This seriously has to be the funniest video on RUclips. I find myself watching it every couple of months and laughing my ass off 😂

    • @huejazz6939
      @huejazz6939 2 года назад +11

      Thermite toothpaste

  • @DeliriumBand950
    @DeliriumBand950 3 года назад +80

    “The day my electric toothbrush stood still”😂

  • @governorriffraff7601
    @governorriffraff7601 4 года назад +170

    **Dramatically swigs back water** Bye tough guy.... **Aggressive shoulder pat** And thanks for your service to our Country. That damn Jimmy Norton. I can't even remember his name

    • @Thedude2283
      @Thedude2283 4 года назад +44

      Thanks for touching me with your Riff Raff from Rocky Horror hairdo! Bwahahahahaha lil jimmy is the best

    • @erichshoup
      @erichshoup 4 года назад +9

      I thought the Governor Riff Raff pic was a melding of both Jesse Ventura and rapper Riff Raff

    • @wes11bravo
      @wes11bravo 4 года назад +6

      @Flying Hellfish - Exactly! That's the thing - we don't "use" the fact that we enlisted and served as an argumentative asset if what's being debated has nothing to do with the military/patriotism/etc. It's a fact that stands on its own merit, and that's good enough.

    • @jesusiscomingsoon7711
      @jesusiscomingsoon7711 4 года назад +1

      Wow

    • @CapitalJJ
      @CapitalJJ 4 года назад

      @Junior Sanchez "Is it?"

  • @zachsalvatore5175
    @zachsalvatore5175 Год назад +16

    “My gums don’t got time to bleed”
    💀💀💀💀

  • @tommybrown9454
    @tommybrown9454 Год назад +13

    4:34 "Nebula...I barely know ya" 🤣 Ant is a comedy genius

  • @LightningNC
    @LightningNC 4 года назад +122

    _"I wush a governor... a fighter... a Navy Sheeeeeul."_

  • @GeorgeSquare
    @GeorgeSquare Год назад +10

    I've not laughed so much at an impression in ages lmao

  • @NJDronesincorporated
    @NJDronesincorporated 3 года назад +36

    Ant’s Jesse impression is spot on... can’t get enough of it

    • @LoungeLizard_33
      @LoungeLizard_33 3 года назад +3

      Check Will Sasso's impression, even better than Ants!

  • @Dalton13
    @Dalton13 Год назад +13

    Absolutely love when Anthony does the head shaking that Jesse does lol.

  • @BbNaB
    @BbNaB 4 года назад +58

    Edgar Ventura:
    "mY teTh ahRr drYyy."

  • @j_jones_
    @j_jones_ Год назад +36

    Anthony Cumia is one of the funniest guys in comedy. A real comedian of the people

    • @emmapasqule2432
      @emmapasqule2432 Год назад

      Agree. Free BJ for you if youre ever in town here in Queensland. Just come with those dacks around your knees and I'll 'handle' the rest if you know what I mean.

  • @michaelalan6459
    @michaelalan6459 4 года назад +42

    DID YOU KNOW I WAS A FROGMAN?!!!

  • @RealElMaximo
    @RealElMaximo Год назад +11

    Jesse's teeth were an inside job. Don't tell me. I know. I was there. I was a frogman stationed inside Jesse's mouth during Tet '68.

  • @fionnhealy8583
    @fionnhealy8583 3 года назад +17

    “Nebula? I barely Know’a!”
    Subbed

  • @kevinjohnson7300
    @kevinjohnson7300 4 года назад +35

    "Exshtratereshtrial"

  • @SouthParkDEA
    @SouthParkDEA Год назад +12

    Jesse patting his tooth brush saying thank you for your service is funniest shit I’ve heard all day!! And can’t stop laughing

  • @GetToDaChopa
    @GetToDaChopa 3 года назад +22

    "my gums dont have time to bleed!" lol best one ever

  • @vegasdogg111
    @vegasdogg111 Год назад +13

    I could listen to Anthony due Ventura for hours. Too good. 🦷

  • @have_a_good_day420
    @have_a_good_day420 3 года назад +72

    Anthony Cumia is funnier than any comedian on the planet, including Dave Chapelle.
    Dave Chapelle is a stand up God.
    But Anthony Cumia off the cuff is the quickest most naturally funniest human being alive.
    The man is pure talent.

    • @XXthekingofyouXX
      @XXthekingofyouXX 2 года назад +20

      Patrice O’Neal said it best with “nobody can access funny quicker than Anthony”

    • @michaelb4538
      @michaelb4538 2 года назад +1

      If he was a radical lib he'd have millions of subs. The fact he isn't means yt try to keep his channel as hidden as possible, I believe.

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 2 года назад +6

      Tss it’s like he’s the fuckin flash or somethin

    • @knightofjustice5475
      @knightofjustice5475 Год назад +5

      He's fun and incredibly funny. Just extremely likeable. The haters are baffling to me... dude has a Kiwifarm thread.... like, why?

    • @icarusrising355
      @icarusrising355 Год назад +2

      Chapelle sucks, what are you talking about? He's a droning version of a black carlin

  • @87TheAnswer
    @87TheAnswer 3 года назад +26

    Christ this had me in tears! “My gums dont have time to bleeeeed”!

  • @drafthorsey1
    @drafthorsey1 4 года назад +38

    "when i was in the navy i blew a seal"---jesse dentura

  • @geneparmesan8108
    @geneparmesan8108 2 года назад +15

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever watched. Anthony is one of the naturally funny people on the planet.

  • @etherdetroit1977
    @etherdetroit1977 4 года назад +47

    Anthony is the Michael Jordan of radio personalities.
    Change my mind.

    • @BRIDGEBURNERSTV
      @BRIDGEBURNERSTV 4 года назад +11

      @First to Last or Michael Jordan is the Anthony Cumia of the NBA.

    • @DKCG0113
      @DKCG0113 4 года назад

      @Dontwantlove Larry Bird?

    • @bvee10
      @bvee10 4 года назад

      I would say Karl Malone, no championships.

    • @thatroonstboi6231
      @thatroonstboi6231 Год назад

      watch it …. watch it!

  • @rhelferstay
    @rhelferstay 4 года назад +40

    Anthony Cumia and Will Sasso both do the best impressions of Jesse.

  • @kevinmccauley5936
    @kevinmccauley5936 4 года назад +15

    I was a fighter, a Navy seal, a Governor and a balloon blower upper!

  • @scarlettjem
    @scarlettjem Год назад +5

    “Much too busy, to brush those chompers”. I was waiting for one of them to say “Get to the chompers”

  • @vaevictis_
    @vaevictis_ Год назад +4

    This clip is my go to if I want a gut laugh every time! Anthony is so funny!

  • @illpj
    @illpj 4 года назад +48

    Please God, may Anthony Cumia's piss taking never end ... I have laughed so much over the years listening to him rip the shit out of everything ... he might be the number one piss taker in the world.

  • @chrisw6164
    @chrisw6164 7 месяцев назад +7

    I don’t think Jesse is actually interviewing this guy. There’s no crosstalk. Somebody else asked the same questions and Jesse is re-recording the questions.

  • @MudderShmucker
    @MudderShmucker 8 месяцев назад +3

    Ventura trying trying to brush the plaque out of his teeth: “The son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick”

  • @AugustThor438
    @AugustThor438 3 года назад +15

    Anthony sounds more like Jesse Ventura than Jesse himself does

  • @mr.martyr8573
    @mr.martyr8573 3 года назад +12

    One of the best impressions ever.

  • @evanblythe2283
    @evanblythe2283 4 года назад +9

    I was calling in over something stupid and hung up because I didn't want to follow this bit.
    My toothbrush!!

  • @chrishall9880
    @chrishall9880 3 года назад +8

    I swear Antony is the best at impressions.. the best ever

  • @dr.anthonyfauci5280
    @dr.anthonyfauci5280 4 года назад +17

    Since Opie and Anthony this is by far his best impression of anyone I could listen to this mockery for hours

  • @mtbd215
    @mtbd215 Год назад +6

    Ants Dice & Jesse impressions crack me tf up every single time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeremyzenkar8996
    @jeremyzenkar8996 7 месяцев назад +4

    Jesus Christ this is the Cumia I miss.

  • @keeleye7225
    @keeleye7225 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Bicuspid.........I said 'bye' to my cuspid" dude Cumia is savage🤣

  • @brianmontgomery2330
    @brianmontgomery2330 4 года назад +11

    "I'm my own gang" "netfix" haha

  • @akiraa1
    @akiraa1 4 года назад +5

    I recently ran into a ufo, now I have to fixadent in my car.

  • @CommandoMuerto
    @CommandoMuerto 4 года назад +14

    This video saved my fuckin' morning. "I'm my own gang!"

  • @cody8804
    @cody8804 2 года назад +4

    lol I was waiting on Anthony to say “I earned this jets vest in the big rumble with the sharks”

  • @pnlson5629
    @pnlson5629 4 года назад +7

    Thank you for your service, Jimmy

  • @stevecassell
    @stevecassell 4 года назад +29

    This is the guy from Predator and Bob Lazar's Don King.

  • @jmc5341
    @jmc5341 Год назад +1

    thats that dude that always says "let me make this abundantly clear" and is all up on Bob Lazars interstellar rocket

  • @ryanrandall1727
    @ryanrandall1727 4 года назад +53

    I've been binge watching Ant and man oh man.. I haven't laughed like I have been in years.
    Wicked sense of humor.. his take on "Woke Duke" had my sides splitting

    • @stevesteve9899
      @stevesteve9899 4 года назад +7

      Woke Mafia was also brilliant. Both Anthony and Dave killed that bit

    • @ryanrandall1727
      @ryanrandall1727 4 года назад +8

      @@stevesteve9899 100% agreed. So refreshing to see guys just "do comedy" without fear of being cancelled and all that other shit.

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 4 года назад

      "Im woke John Wayne....John Wayne is down with the trans people"

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 4 года назад

      "Men like Me like thier tits rubbed just as much as women, Im Woke John Wayne"

    • @nickgeorgiou7770
      @nickgeorgiou7770 3 года назад +2

      I thank God for the pandemic for only one reason. I discovered Anthony from those O and A RUclips videos and now Compound Media.

  • @tubby4388
    @tubby4388 Год назад +2

    Jesse needs to pop some Chiclets in to plug the gaps from his missing teef.

  • @daleva187goligo
    @daleva187goligo 3 года назад +4

    "netfix and hoohoo" I can't believe anthony let that one slide, perfect chance for a hoo hoo robin reference

  • @tinniemc
    @tinniemc 3 года назад +6

    Man I was in fucking stitches, Ants impressions are incredible. Him and Dave riff well together

  • @stevecassell
    @stevecassell 4 года назад +11

    Ugh is that the "attach myself to anyone who thinks they've seen UFOs and then I'll make a doco about it and keep most of the money" guy?"

  • @dannybhoy2739
    @dannybhoy2739 4 года назад +7

    Whatever happened to PLUM ISLAND! 😂

  • @michaelcoleman1408
    @michaelcoleman1408 Год назад +2

    I made the mistake of watching this while I was eating a late dinner. I nearly choked to death, laughing!

  • @speedingpenguin
    @speedingpenguin 3 года назад +10

    I’m fucking HOWLING listening to this again. Ants impression is spot on, and the lines he thinks up are perfect 🤣🤣🤣

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 10 месяцев назад +3

    OMG please someone tell me there's a link to Opie interviewing someone who isn't there lol

  • @jnesrh420
    @jnesrh420 Год назад +1

    Omg the Jesse Ventura impersonations are Fn hilarious!!! Bustin out laughing 315am.

  • @tommyaddison6539
    @tommyaddison6539 3 года назад +4

    OMG I needed the laughs tonight hahahaha “Is he a dentist?!”

  • @patdonovan330
    @patdonovan330 3 года назад +3

    "the year my toothbrush stood still" knocked the wind out of me

  • @Doc_Tar
    @Doc_Tar 3 года назад +9

    Ventura needs to do an album of sea shanties.

  • @chipchippahson
    @chipchippahson 4 года назад +2

    "Are the UFO'S here? DO THEY PRACTICE DENTISTRY?!"

  • @calebcompton9120
    @calebcompton9120 Год назад +3

    Landau was gut laughing so hard that he could hardly a get a joke out

  • @DavidJ-iz8wl
    @DavidJ-iz8wl 3 года назад +13

    This dude has me crying with his impressions so funny 😂😂

  • @Paul-dw2cl
    @Paul-dw2cl 3 года назад +4

    Jesse Ventura’s imitation of Anthony Cumia doing an imitation of Jesse Ventura is exquisite

  • @MrBlick76
    @MrBlick76 Год назад +2

    Completely in-fkn- distinguishable!!!! Unreal how good you are Ant. Bravo

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 года назад +4

    Thermite paint blew his teeth away. MIND CONTROL!

  • @saladbreath607
    @saladbreath607 12 дней назад +1

    I wish Jimmy had been in studio too!

  • @Grunklowe
    @Grunklowe 4 года назад +13

    There can never be enough Jesse impressions

  • @TattooSwag22
    @TattooSwag22 4 года назад +3

    Holy fuck I’m crying laughing “His teeth is falling out of his head” LMAFO

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 4 месяца назад +2

    When I hear extra terrestrial I stip taking it serious.

  • @xheiser
    @xheiser 18 дней назад +1

    Jesse actually does have a jacket with his name on the back lol

  • @Born2b_WILDe
    @Born2b_WILDe 4 года назад +2

    "My gums were imploded by shuper thermite. They alsho used HARP to erode my hairline" - Jesse Ventura.

  • @skilletburritos8464
    @skilletburritos8464 4 года назад +4

    "Bits like thish is why folksh should shine up to Compound Media, Obvioushly IF you Haven'T ALREADY." - Jeshy the Body

  • @joepass1883
    @joepass1883 4 года назад +3

    This Jesse clip is on RT, a Moscow based network

    • @joepass1883
      @joepass1883 4 года назад

      Navy seal bitchin about trumps ties to Russia what a buffoon

  • @shapes4893
    @shapes4893 4 года назад +3

    My gums have no time to bleed killed me

  • @hulkangry5546
    @hulkangry5546 2 года назад +3

    Ant's impressions are simply unmatched.

  • @JustineEllushon
    @JustineEllushon 3 года назад +2

    i nearly died i literally nearly died i had this on in the background and i couldnt tell which was the impression it was unbelievably funny i cried tear while begging you to stop omg

  • @ExtremelyRightWing
    @ExtremelyRightWing 3 года назад +3

    Jesse ventura speaks his sentences and pronounces his words the way that the textbooks teach the english language

  • @rschultz9492
    @rschultz9492 3 года назад +2

    I was a fighter. Celery was the enemy. Camped north of cancun, the white shands of mexshico.

    • @rschultz9492
      @rschultz9492 Год назад

      I was a bully... I was. Governator. I shush through my teeth like Rich Voshh. (Love Rich Vos, it's just playful banter, he's one of the greats)

  • @i2su405
    @i2su405 2 года назад +2

    “His teeth are falling out of his head” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mitchaelhollingsworth1698
    @mitchaelhollingsworth1698 4 года назад +7

    where can i find some chompers like that? you know i wish that i had jesse's tooth

  • @CarlosSantos-kv9ip
    @CarlosSantos-kv9ip 3 года назад +3

    Doesn’t Anthony know by now that nothing makes us happier than giving Jessie Ventura a 900 minute beating? A “Jessie” character could be Anthony’s Chip Chipperson.

  • @WordsOfMassDeception
    @WordsOfMassDeception 3 года назад +9

    Anthonys got me dying with his impressions of Arnold and Jesse 😂😂😂 everytime

  • @Anuskasv0
    @Anuskasv0 4 года назад +5

    I live off the grid down in Mexicooo. I use my forehead as a solar panel.

  • @Twobarpsi
    @Twobarpsi 3 года назад +4

    Ant's Jesse imitation is fucking hilarious!

  • @yooyo8303
    @yooyo8303 3 года назад +2

    “That’s not a telescope, where’s the glass?” Perfect

  • @splerth3771
    @splerth3771 4 года назад +3

    "Thanksh for your shervish!"

  • @josephramous731
    @josephramous731 4 года назад +3

    Omg I’m crying laughing so hard ant you fuck! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jesse the dentures Ventura 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @richardspikman7116
    @richardspikman7116 3 года назад +2

    You guys make me laugh out loud, I love your show.

  • @MrEvanNoyes
    @MrEvanNoyes 4 года назад +4

    Holy hell does he look old. Last time I saw a Ventura clip was when he was being a tough guy with Jimmy

  • @sardonicus76
    @sardonicus76 Год назад +2

    “Minnuh-SOOOOOOOO-dahhh!”

  • @othertalk3313
    @othertalk3313 3 года назад +1

    I said bye to my cuspids, and hello to delicious soft custard.

  • @JZTakes
    @JZTakes 4 года назад +4

    I think Anthony should debate Jimmy as Jesse Ventura on all the best conspiracy theories.

  • @misterx1978
    @misterx1978 4 года назад +3

    "Ol Painless" should take care of the rest of Jesse's teeth.

  • @horrorluvernyc
    @horrorluvernyc 3 года назад +1

    When I read this headline I read it in Jesse Ventura's voice

  • @RealChicKiNCanada
    @RealChicKiNCanada 4 года назад

    Man where is the clip from? i can not find it anywhere anyone got a link?

  • @LIBERTYSINCURSION
    @LIBERTYSINCURSION Год назад +2

    Ant's impression is so on point. Fucking hysterical.

  • @ferncab
    @ferncab Год назад +2

    Dude why the fuck is ant so funny!? 😂 can’t stop laughing

  • @jamesmiller6217
    @jamesmiller6217 2 года назад +1

    “My dentures have been pulled away by the magnetic force of the HAARP weather machine”!