My sister was a cop. She actually retired as Chief. I knew better than to to ever embarrass her by dropping her name. I never did dumb stuff like dui though. This chick is shameless!
Maybe he was raised to not swear, unlike so many others. I wasn't, either. My parents seldom swore and the one time my father dropped an F-bomb, it shocked my brother and I into speechlessness for over ten minutes, All we could do is look at each other in shock for quite awhile.
Yeah, the cop could have ended that argument in a few seconds by simply stating that the case started in Pennsylvania but then went to Supreme Court so applies across the country. Not that hard to explain
That case doesn't mean you have to step out of your car. It means cops can order you out if they think you have a gun on your person. Two different things at play. Basically the cop is misquoting the ruling.
It’s hilarious how she thinks if she just randomly inserts “big” words into random points in her nonsensical diatribes that it will somehow make her sound more intelligent! Unfortunately, she missed the part where those words need to actually make sense…so she is, in fact, making herself sound even less intelligent (if that’s possible) with every word that comes out of her mouth! But, hey, I wouldn’t want her to stop just bc of that! It’s really only fair, and actually helpful, that people get the benefit of seeing the level of intelligence that they can expect right off the bat when dealing with her.🤦🏼♀️😂
I always thought, or had been told, that my parents chose my name when I was born. Did she believe that the deputy was Jacob, the Patriarch Abraham's son, who God renamed Israel?
@rogerhayes8516 you are one of the few sensible people on utube. They always make every tiny issue into a big one and love to add on charges and taze you
I like how she's pissed at the insinuation that there's a bong in her car but gladly admits there's a pipe. Like that somehow doesn't make it even worse.
She lost in court. And her brother is not a cop, he is a security guard contracted to guard a checkpoint, where vehicles are going in and out of prison.
"I'm now going to read you your Miranda rights"..."sir my name isn't Miranda." When he was trying to tell her about Pennsylvania v Mimms and she kept interrupting to remind him that they were in Illinois that was just...brilliant.
This is NOT the first video I've watched where they mentioned Pennaylvania V. Mimms and they said, "But we aren't even in Pennsylvania!" Lolol are they normally this dumb or just bc they're drunk?
He totally pulled off the disappointed dad routine on her! Didn’t let her make him yell, wouldn’t even use any foul language. He was born for this job!
I taught my best friend how to drive when we're 18 because her mother refused... and I didn't blame her one bit! Apparently I did a shit job though, since here we are, 20 years later, and she still drives with two feet and hugs the middle lines, "because it's safer than driving off the road."😂 She's truly an amazing lifelong friend. Incredibly kind with the biggest heart. She often offers to give me a break by taking my kids for fun outings, but I will NEVER let her drive them, so I go, and I drive. She thinks I'm the world's biggest helicopter parent, and I just play into her perception of me. 🤷🏼♀️
Officer: "what size was the beer?" Drunk girl: "I don't go out that often... I'm a single mother... this is Illinois.... I wasn't speeding...my brother is a cop!" Officer: "ok, what size was the beer ma'am?"
How about: 👮♂️"There is case law called Pennsylvania vs Mimms..." 🤡 "But this is Illinois....." 🤦🏻♂️ 👮♂️ "That white line is called the fog line.." 🤡 "So then I am ok to drive on it when its foggy....."
It's so sad that most Americans are truly ignorant about how case law works. Federal Case Law trumps all. It doesn't matter what state you live in. Courts base all legal decisions on these cases. Most countries teach these throughout a student's schooling and they grow up not just "Knowing" the law but "Understanding" it as well.
Didn’t expect that to evolve into a comedy sketch at the end. I’m glad the cop got to burn off some stress by playing “Who’s On First?” with the drunk.
Perhaps she should have concentrated less on attempting “smart” replies, and more on listening and understanding the instructions. Not that it would have made any difference to the outcome, I suppose.
Ehehehehehe She is hilarious 😂😂😂 She tried to talk jargon Then the kid comes with grandpa Brother is this... But what is the killer😂😂😂 Is Deputy Gregory. 😂😂😂😂😂 This deputy is so dam awesome 😂😂😂😂😂
I haven't been pulled over in 40yrs but when I was at 17 I never mentioned my stepdad was a cop. I got a warning & a much appreciated lesson on what I did wrong & I never did it again.
They never give a damn about their children until the cuffs go on. It's such a shame that the worst parents always have the most children. I stopped going out drinking when my son was born, but if I did find myself out drinking, I sure as hell wouldn't risk turning him into an orphan by driving drunk and speeding.
@UgetTheMemo dude this is literally what I always say/point out!!! Literally not once when the officers give them like a dozen chances by threatening them w arrest/jail if they keep behaving the way they do, not once do they mention or think of their kids. The INSTANT the cuffs come out, it's all 'oh but my son!! Little Timmy! I'm all he has!!' Maybe that should have been more important to you (the perps) while you were acting a fool...
My ex daughter in law used her single mom excuse successfully three times. And I had my grandson living with me two of those times. And one of those was a hit and run but she was seen by an officer and caught right away. Lied about her name too but in the end they just let her give her insurance info to the owner of the other car who was inside the club when she hit it. I guess they never even knew she’d tried to leave.
"I would like to speak with officer burger"
"WHO?? we don't have any burgers" I lost it so hard omg this deputy is funny as hell
@@JacksonBill-k6t yes I love that part
I think the officer was speaking in terms of "Burgers" as a last name but it came out as if he was talking about food lmao!
She is an interesting specimen
OMG...I'm crying laughter!
She said "Nohrenberger" but it was hard to catch through her slurred speech
She hasn't been paying attention: you're supposed to say that you've only had 2 drinks, and you live right over there.
And don't forget I'm pregnant!😂😂😂
And I didn't do anything wrong
And can't forget anxiety!!!
She did remember that she has to pee! 😂
And "I'm really really cold!"
“What is the name on your birth certificate”
“Deputy Gregory”
I lost it at that point
Nominative determinism lol
Far-thinking mom named him Deputy T Gregory right in the maternity ward.
We all know the cop is lying.
@@william111970 what
@@william111970this cop did an amazing job there.
So glad I quit drinking 41 years ago. Watching these make me realize just how grateful I am for every day sober!
i got 6 years and my life is so full i have more then i ever dreamed i would
I quit drinking also look into cayenne pepper to rebuild your heart😊
240 days!
@ Awesome!
Two years, two months, ten days and now only super grateful. Alcoholism is a hell of hells. 🙏
I was a cop. I always told my family if they name drop me to get out of something I will personally help the officer make sure the charges stick.
LOL .. Understandable.
My sister was a cop. She actually retired as Chief. I knew better than to to ever embarrass her by dropping her name. I never did dumb stuff like dui though. This chick is shameless!
Good for you! I admire that!
That’s 100% reasonable
Why risk ur career family wouldn’t even do that if they loved you
It cracks me up how the cop is really mad but he keeps saying "daggone" instead of swearing
😅
That was so endearing!
If Mister Rogers was a Deputy.
Maybe he was raised to not swear, unlike so many others. I wasn't, either. My parents seldom swore and the one time my father dropped an F-bomb, it shocked my brother and I into speechlessness for over ten minutes, All we could do is look at each other in shock for quite awhile.
Sounds like he's really holding back tho. 😂
"my urination is about to find a nation" is the most ominous threat I've ever heard
I laughed so damn hard 😭☠️
😂😂😂😂 that was funny
Slap that on a tshirt
Finally, I was looking for this comment hahah that part got me
😂😂😂😂😂
11:48
“There’s a bong?”
“I do not own a bong”
“oh sorry- it’s a pipe”
“…that I will accept”
genuinely lmfao 😂💀
Just SHM lol
@@Jagsbogshake head my
She talking like a bong is like shooting H but the pipe is just weed
Plot twist: the one beer she had was a keg
😂😂😂😂 you win the comment of the month! ❤❤🦘🇦🇺
It was a mega pint
lol! That was funny!! Love it!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
All the song and dance tests are a ridiculous waste of time. Keep it simple. Breathalyzer or arrest.
Who else here thinks that part of their mandatory punishment should be having to watch all of the body cam and dash cam footage?
Yes. In a football stadium on the big screen with everyone watching
On a loop, for about 8 hours.
It makes you hope her brother really is a cop
Also some remedial education on how our legal system works and how court rulings are named. Very basic stuff she doesn't know about
With their close family present.
Him: Pennsylvania vs. Mimms, Her: This is Illinois 🤣
Supreme Court case law it applies in every state.
He couldn't even say "supreme court" without her just interrupting and *not* listening it's crazy
Yeah, the cop could have ended that argument in a few seconds by simply stating that the case started in Pennsylvania but then went to Supreme Court so applies across the country. Not that hard to explain
That case doesn't mean you have to step out of your car. It means cops can order you out if they think you have a gun on your person. Two different things at play. Basically the cop is misquoting the ruling.
@@alannahayter8491 nope she’s drunk she would not hear or listen to any reasonings
“I would like the expectation to provide an evidence.”
Well that’s not how words work mam.
😂😂😂😂😂
It’s hilarious how she thinks if she just randomly inserts “big” words into random points in her nonsensical diatribes that it will somehow make her sound more intelligent! Unfortunately, she missed the part where those words need to actually make sense…so she is, in fact, making herself sound even less intelligent (if that’s possible) with every word that comes out of her mouth! But, hey, I wouldn’t want her to stop just bc of that! It’s really only fair, and actually helpful, that people get the benefit of seeing the level of intelligence that they can expect right off the bat when dealing with her.🤦🏼♀️😂
😂
😅😅😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂
And you guys want to know the best part? She was convicted of all crimes. Her bother isn't even a cop, he's a corrections officer.
😂
That’s awesome. They can have a mini family reunion at the jail.
OMG how embarrassing 😂😂
hes actually the chief and she got off on everything!!!
@@itchiegames
BS
"I'm the sister of a cop"
Who cares?
And he’s cringing that someone will know you after this.
Then your brother will be disappointed.
As Deputy Frank (Pinal Co., AZ) would say, "One of us cares about that, and the other one is me."
Is it even mentioned in the video?
"I'm a single mom".
"my urination is about to find a nation" is definitely in the top 10 funniest things I've heard in one of these videos
She is the grossest person I’ve ever heard on YT. I’m super sure her dad is proud of her. I wonder why she’s a single mom that cry’s.
I am totally calling my high beams my violent lights from now on.
😂😂😂
@@tomdefranco9330I like blinders myself
The comments on this channel are absolutely brilliant, I can't stop watching!
Turns out, her brother is Jeremey DeWitt.
Her: " What name did the Lord Bestow upon when you were born? "
Deputy Gregory : " Deputy Gregory"
had me in tears.
I always thought, or had been told, that my parents chose my name when I was born. Did she believe that the deputy was Jacob, the Patriarch Abraham's son, who God renamed Israel?
"We didn't do anything weird like that" My freakin' sides. The Deputy Gregory has sarcasm down-pat.
"I don't remember Randall "
DG "that's not good"😂😂😂
First name: Deputy
😂
This chick is nuts.
The fuck, I thought this was a man
Fact!😂
That's a big 10-4 !! Non stop fucking motor mouth....Gawd !!!
Chixx with dixx
💃: Do you know who I am ??
This deputy was one of the best I’ve seen. Super professional and no-nonsense. Awesome job Deputy Gregory.
"Super" professional! Even professonalier?
Doggone professional 👍
Right great guy, he bests girls, and has no respect. Hope his next stop doesn't end well for him
@@manic217😂
@rogerhayes8516 you are one of the few sensible people on utube. They always make every tiny issue into a big one and love to add on charges and taze you
“I don’t remember being on Randal”
“Well THATS not good”😂😂😂
If I was her brother, I would play this at every holiday gathering and her birthday.
😂😂😂😂😂
Petty 😩😩😩😩😩😩
😂😂
@@TheBeautifulOne_Charmaine Exactly! Especially since she kept bringing up that her brother is a cop. SMH
HA!
💧😂
"what is the name that's on your birth certificate"
"Deputy Gregory"
Man was born ready🤣
@@sitpaintandplay3881 this had me fucking dying😂
This had me fucking dying😂
I lost it when she asked what his name is on his birth certificate. "Deputy Gregory" LOL 😂😂
bro got deputized before being born
@enigma5195 Imagine ACTUALLY having “DEPUTY” as your actual first name… Nobody would ever believe you…
She actually asked what name God put on his birth certificate!
"what's the name before they came your shoes?"
"what??"
LOL!😂 😂😂
I like how she's pissed at the insinuation that there's a bong in her car but gladly admits there's a pipe. Like that somehow doesn't make it even worse.
She's so drunk that she thinks she's going to beat the test😂😂😭😭
It amazes me, they just can't grasp why they are going to jail?
liquid courage
no shes not drunk. she only had 1 beer a few hours ago. this is just her.
This. 😂😂😂 ❤
@@itchiegamesShes trashed🤡
She lost in court. And her brother is not a cop, he is a security guard contracted to guard a checkpoint, where vehicles are going in and out of prison.
Great update! Thanks.
That's great!! Glad she got taught a lesson
That's hysterical! How embarrassing for her! 😅
ouch!
what’s her name? or what’s the link to the news article?
I have the right to a 911 call to my family. 🤦🏻♂️
That’s a new one.
Yea she had way more than 1 beer
Well she is a sister to law enforcement.
My whole family is intimately known by 911.
My family spends weekends at 911. She must've gotten pulled over dieing similar a family weekend away.
I see nothing unusual here.
@@brittneyjake2010She had a mega pint. 🤣
Another "single mother" that we're supposed to allow to do whatever she wants... Crazy.
Cop is definitely a father with that amount of patience, I woulda been laughing my a** off
@@mandarinorange870 Also, calling her "young lady" is a total dad move.😊
His insane ability to censor his profanity in that situation is testimony to this as well.
@@jennymacallan9071 Ikr?? Even I got nervous when he said ”Young lady” in that disappointed and firm tone
I would have had a major cussing fit by now. She is insane, and he is wonderful. 😂😂😂
He started laughing at 15.41 - when she was going on about a gun in the front seat lol
"I'm now going to read you your Miranda rights"..."sir my name isn't Miranda."
When he was trying to tell her about Pennsylvania v Mimms and she kept interrupting to remind him that they were in Illinois that was just...brilliant.
This is NOT the first video I've watched where they mentioned Pennaylvania V. Mimms and they said, "But we aren't even in Pennsylvania!" Lolol are they normally this dumb or just bc they're drunk?
Lol
@@AardvarkWrangler More than likely a bit of both!
😂😂😂
He could easily clear that up by explaining it was a Supreme Court ruling.
Deputy Gregory is amazing. No tolerance for her mess. Stern tone. Wasting no time arresting her.
He totally pulled off the disappointed dad routine on her! Didn’t let her make him yell, wouldn’t even use any foul language. He was born for this job!
I loved it!
The correct way.
Deputy Gregory rocks
“We Don’t Got Any Burgers”
Officer burger had me dead 🤣🤣🤣
@ 😂😂
She won't shut up!
That cop seemed like her father 😂
She can't 😂😂
they never do
She didn't have only one beer either! She's shitfaced!
Omfg does this TWIT every shutbtge f**k up
her arguing why driving in the middle is better is actually insane
I mean, we drive in the middle when the road is snow covered, but this isn't that.
If everyone followes her logic and do that, we would have alot of head on collisions.
Driving in the middle gives you more time to correct. When drunk, you need more time to react, so it kind of makes sense (sadly enough).
I taught my best friend how to drive when we're 18 because her mother refused... and I didn't blame her one bit!
Apparently I did a shit job though, since here we are, 20 years later, and she still drives with two feet and hugs the middle lines, "because it's safer than driving off the road."😂
She's truly an amazing lifelong friend. Incredibly kind with the biggest heart. She often offers to give me a break by taking my kids for fun outings, but I will NEVER let her drive them, so I go, and I drive. She thinks I'm the world's biggest helicopter parent, and I just play into her perception of me. 🤷🏼♀️
Deputy Gregory was born for this job
@traudelbunbel132 absolutely!!
AMEN!
Best daggone officer ever.
He should be instructing All over the nation..... but no he has to Hurd cattle..... typical.....
Literally, it says so on his birth certificate. 😂
10:12 “We don’t have any burgers” 😭😭
Officer Burger had me dead 😂😂😂
“Nobody’s even given me a DUI test.” Girl, that’s what they tried to do.
Not remembering the DUI test is part of the DUI test.
Does she have an off button? Like, does she ever shut up?
She definitely needs a BALL GAG and a SPIT hood !
Maybe something more than alcohol?
They never have an off button in these videos
Only when eating a sausage
It sure explains why she is a single mom. Could you imagine listening to this day after day?
Officer: "what size was the beer?"
Drunk girl: "I don't go out that often... I'm a single mother... this is Illinois.... I wasn't speeding...my brother is a cop!"
Officer: "ok, what size was the beer ma'am?"
😂😂😂😂
@@RavenHeartLee 🤣🤣🤣
@@nitaellis2057 🤣🤣🤣
Best one yet. Thank you so much
I just hate people who are so disrespectful to continually talk over a cop.
Agree.. Imagine if someone came into where she works and treated her like this.
Okay boomers, calm down now, best take that blood pressure medicine before you have a coronary.
And she didn't even ask for any fries after he told her they didn't have any burgers.
Well you are in for a lot of hate if you think people aren't going to talk over a cop!
@@ocoolwowlol exactly! 😂
I love how even as he got justifiably frustrated to his wit's end with her, he never swore.
He's a daggone legend!
There was a ‘fuck’ under his breath right after her got in the car 😂
Haha definitely respect his patience
11:16
10:11 Citizen: "I would like to speak with officer hamburger."
Cop: "Who? We don't have any burgers.."
"Who said I was drunk"?
Cop: "Oh, you're drunk"!
His face when he said that cracked me up! This Deputy was awesome from the first moment.
@@teutonicknight23his exasperation was palpable at the end.
Lol came down here exactly for that comment! 😂
Her brother is probably mortified with the way his sister acted. Way to respect your brother and his profession… 😬
proof that family you cant choose ....
Yeah, but think of the fun they'll have watching RUclips at Thanksgiving dinner. Let's get mom AND stepmom there.
What brother? It was probably just an ex boyfriend’s sister’s husbands brother that was a cop. And in her pickled brain, that’s her brother! Lol
Someone in another comment mentioned that he’s a corrections officer
he's a corrections officer, not leo.
10:14 "we dont have any burgers" i completely lost it 😂
that sent me
D'oh!!! Read this at 7:10🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ lol!
How about:
👮♂️"There is case law called Pennsylvania vs Mimms..."
🤡 "But this is Illinois....."
🤦🏻♂️
👮♂️ "That white line is called the fog line.."
🤡 "So then I am ok to drive on it when its foggy....."
🤣🤣🤣
I kinda heard it but then saw your comment and rewatched it. Thank you, hilarious
FINALLY !!!!!!! A cop who says what should be said!!! Love this guy!!!!!
Deputy Gregory, thank you for your service.
Yes sir, thank you. 👍
Finally, a police officer who efficiently, expeditiously, and judiciously put a DUI villain under arrest! Great job officer!
Thank goodness she didn’t kill anyone while driving dui
They have to deal whit a lot of shite !! As you see !!!
It's so sad that most Americans are truly ignorant about how case law works. Federal Case Law trumps all. It doesn't matter what state you live in. Courts base all legal decisions on these cases.
Most countries teach these throughout a student's schooling and they grow up not just "Knowing" the law but "Understanding" it as well.
It says "Deputy Gregory" on his birth certificate... XD She wouldn't let that whole last name thing go
@@donnawood3505Right.
Give this officer a raise
“ I don’t want to get anywhere near it”😂 It’s actually nice to see an officer that doesn’t take any 💩
I know right lol 😂
I bet she’ll be single for a long long time
That one can of beer must have been the biggest can in existence 😂
Deputy Gregory got sucked into an Abbott and Costello skit😂😂
yes.. he was lol
"whats your Jesus given name on your birth certificate"
"Deputy gregory"
@@andrievbastichy8551 when your parents name you Deputy ....
😂😂😂
I’m done in! 🤣🤣🤣 this is epically hilarious! Deputy Gregory needs a drink now!
Who’s on first?
"What was the name that god put on your birth certificate"
"Deputy Gregory" LOL gold !
time stamp?
@@mcperson8455 15:13
@@mcperson8455 15:16
@@mcperson8455 15:19
The man was BORN into Law enforcement
don't drink and drive, it's that simple
In her case JUST DONT
Don’t drink.
Never drink and drive, take care of all your drinking before you have to drive
Its literally not that hard to understand
If it's that drimple, why did I sink and jive?
Who is this Deputy? ?? I LOVE HIM! He does not play the radio! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
When Mr. Deputy Gregory responded with,“We didn’t do anything weird like that” 🤣🤣🤣
I busted out laughing
Brother is a 'corrections officer'.
Sister is officially a failure at life.
That's pretty harsh. Tbh she's kindda funny and she doesn't sound like a hard core alcoholic.
@@xrayban2. What possible difference does that make? She’s is hammered at this moment and driving!!!!!
@@xrayban2 Are you seriously trying to defend a drunk driver?
@@allthenamesiwantedweretaken who has never driven while being drunk ? At least once or twice in his youth.
@@xrayban2 Funny? Nah. More like pathetic.
That officer is not having any of her bull 💩. She never shuts up, and is annoying af.
And snotty and ignorant 😂
Everybody is a single mother nowdays, i wonder why....
She's vile and empty .... sure no man wants her
I can't believe she has a son. I hope he grows up without her negative influence.
This cop is great-no nonsense.
I love this no nonsense Police Officer. He was very straight up with her and just doing his job. God Bless him.
he is a deputy
But unbelievable how she had the nerve to keep on yapping nonsense. Proof she was totally in coo coo land..
This needs to be modeled to all departments around the country.
Her brother was thrilled when he watched this and heard her referencing his job.... 🤦
When I'm having a bad day, I come back here and visit Deputy Gregory.
Deputy Gregory is awesome. Kept wonderful attitude during the most annoying conversation to ever occur in a vehicle.
To be fair.. she probably cant drive any better when sober. She has that text and drive, check the blinker fluid kinda energy.
Omggg yassss
😂
I’ve never seen blinker fluid. Where do they sell them at ?
Don’t forget the checking of the muffler bearings 😂
@@_WF23 just past the flux capacitors and usually under the alternator dispenser.
That cop deserves an award! The fact that he was able to stay as calm as he did blew me away! What a nut!!
Props to Deputy Gregory!!!
THE BEST!! @@kimberlyelliott7933
Deputy Gregory's sigh was felt by all of us. Just wow.
"They're deputies and im the one running the show "😂😂😂😂
Didn’t expect that to evolve into a comedy sketch at the end. I’m glad the cop got to burn off some stress by playing “Who’s On First?” with the drunk.
LOVE this officer. Professional and no nonsense...
So, you just didn't hear him slurring worse than her?☹️
He was way rude
@@ruffadamsthegreat.2662he’s black that’s how they talk. On my momma!!!!
They should have given HIM a test. And if he isn’t drunk, he needs speech therapy 🤷🏽♀️
@@kakayagadost he was for sure on a power trip!
The more she talked the more wasted she sounded. "I understand lets go! Wait I don't understand."
Very intelligent.
Perhaps she should have concentrated less on attempting “smart” replies, and more on listening and understanding the instructions. Not that it would have made any difference to the outcome, I suppose.
@@bendarling5573but then it wouldn’t have been as funny to watch 😂😂😂
I must say they had a real nice conversation while waiting for the garage to open! 😆
Finally a no nonsense cop. I get tired of these entitled beings. That love to name drop.
Still a soft sh1t for talking to a drunkard during the car ride
To top it off, her brother isn’t even a cop lol. He’s a corrections officer. All charges stuck as well.
She’s a 🤡
A short-term memory loss clown who has trouble remembering what the officers tell her every 5 seconds.
Ehehehehehe
She is hilarious 😂😂😂
She tried to talk jargon
Then the kid comes with grandpa
Brother is this...
But what is the killer😂😂😂
Is
Deputy Gregory.
😂😂😂😂😂
This deputy is so dam awesome 😂😂😂😂😂
My question is , exactly how much respect SHOULD the police show a drunk driver? Sweet FA if they dont cooperate.
She's a turbo charged clown.
She should said she was the sheriff daughter
Cop dropping knowledge to this drunk and it tumbles over her head. 🙄
Hmm so they DO know important case law. Bet he plays dumb 5 mins later with the next stop.
@@ThirtytwoJ🤔
It tumbles over the cop's head that you can't make drunk people understand anything!
Yes...what a waste when you talk to a drunk. They don't remember.
Kinda like how her kids tumbled out of her
I haven't been pulled over in 40yrs but when I was at 17 I never mentioned my stepdad was a cop. I got a warning & a much appreciated lesson on what I did wrong & I never did it again.
Deputy Gregory, you have the patience of a Saint
Amen to that!
@@lareeweatherman8309I second your Amen, and I'm not even a believer!
She wouldn't daggone listen.
Because she wouldn't daggone stop talking
why the daggone are you guys after her
Great Cop ! All cops need to be like this! He doesn’t take any crap from her.
She runs off at the mouth like a soup sandwich.
The last 5 minutes are pure comedy gold ! Thank you Sheila and Deputy Gregory. Absolute gold
Yep, it's like a drunken police cruiser version of Abbot and Costello's classic 'Who's on First?' comedy routine! 😂
Yesss. Hilarious 😆
Give this cop a raise! He’s so over her nonsense and tells it like it is. Love it when they don’t muck around.
Came to say the same thing! I wouldn’t have tolerance for that crap either
13:08 "My Urination is about to find a nation"
Now she can give a speach, I was fully invested 😂
She said yeepi Kaye, motherfucker. She’s a keeper!!
speech*! and ikr i was invested lol
@@veryfruityolive i'm going to have to watch this again 🤣 thank you!
@@HorriblyAverageGamer 😂😂 enjoy
Karen -"What did god put on your birth certificate?"
Deputy Gregory - "Deputy Gregory."
Her mouth never stops.
...And her brain never engages.
Stupidity does that!
They never give a damn about their children until the cuffs go on. It's such a shame that the worst parents always have the most children. I stopped going out drinking when my son was born, but if I did find myself out drinking, I sure as hell wouldn't risk turning him into an orphan by driving drunk and speeding.
@UgetTheMemo dude this is literally what I always say/point out!!! Literally not once when the officers give them like a dozen chances by threatening them w arrest/jail if they keep behaving the way they do, not once do they mention or think of their kids. The INSTANT the cuffs come out, it's all 'oh but my son!! Little Timmy! I'm all he has!!' Maybe that should have been more important to you (the perps) while you were acting a fool...
"I have a 9-1-1 call that I can use"
*Ma'am, we are the ones who show up when calling 9-1-1*
lmfaoooooooo too true
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
all I can think is "this isn't 'who wants to be a millionaire?'! you don't get to phone a friend, poll the audience, or 50-50 the answers." 😂
"What is the name on your birth certificate"
"Deputy Gregory"
Had me dead
“Being violated by headlights” is exactly what I’d expect to hear from an over dramatic chick in 2024.
That is a new one but I expect that saying to catch on really fast.
I feel violated when hearing these Ricer clowns with their tin cans
Gotta credit her for _creative victimhood_ . That is better than using all the standard phrases (though she hit a couple of those)!
"My urination is about to find a nation!" -- She appears to have extensive experience writing protest slogans!
😆🤌
One time I was stopped for being violated by violent lights in Illinois and the charges were dropped because we weren't in Pennsylvania.
😂
😂😂
😂😂
Best comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯😜🤪🤪🤪
😂😂😂😢😮😅
Deputy Gregory have the patience of a saint. That chick is crazy
Sick, mental, rude, condescending, and nasty!
Deputy Gregory is a real one lmao😂
The conversation in the car at the end was pure comedic gold.
If she gets to see this, she'll be so embarrassed.
"Edumacate me"
@@Brenda-fp5teprobably not
“I have never owned a bong sir, it’s a pipe”. Quote of the year.
😂
You made me laugh!
A bong is a bong and a pipe is a pipe
@@sullacicero2610 it matters!! 😂
Drastically different devices. Conflating the characteristics of the two is either ignorant or just dumb.
Love this cop! No nonsense attitude 👍
What is the name that God granted upon your birth certificate?
Deputy Gregory
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's scary to think a human being would act like this and that she's just out there walking around amongst us
"Driving" around and That is Terrifying!
There seem to be *many* of them these days. Scary shizz for sure
A human being with kids no less
Humans are the most dangerous creature to walk the earth you better believe it
With kid too.
What does being a single mother have to do with her being slobbering drunk? Nice try lady
Confirmation that she makes bad choices?
I'm starting to hate single mom's lmao
My ex daughter in law used her single mom excuse successfully three times. And I had my grandson living with me two of those times. And one of those was a hit and run but she was seen by an officer and caught right away. Lied about her name too but in the end they just let her give her insurance info to the owner of the other car who was inside the club when she hit it. I guess they never even knew she’d tried to leave.
Right no one cares
Honestly...her kids need her at home. She shouldn't be out drinking.
Insufferable
Infuriating also
The initial officer has to be 110% a Marine based on "doggone"
She’s running her mouth and proving just how drunk she is!