Carlos' pickup line is "Hey, want to make some quick cash? I'm gay and I want my friends to think I like girls, can you walk away with me like I'm picking you up? I'll pay you 5k. My dad is rich"
I'm so glad they have Juicy on the show. Should have had her since the beginning, instead of you know who. Juicy doesn't winge. She is good at comedy. She actually contributes instead of just sitting the whole show in silence unless someone asks a question. Most importantly Juicy is grateful for being there. For me, lots of times Rudy was just killing the mood.
I look forward to every Monday to see my bad friend titos ❤ i was at the Portland show and i had a blast i laughed so hard ! As a Mexican i couldn’t stop laughing at the jokes Andrew said about us 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for being such bad friends !!!!! 🫡🫶🏻
The happiest part of my Monday's are starting the podcast on my way home from work. The saddest part is when it's over and I have to wait another week.
Hi Bobby and Andrew! Not to armchair diagnose, but I was recently diagnosed with autism at age 23, and Bobby and his mom kinda show signs of being too! I inherited it from my dad. He has a couple of very strong interests and he gets really excited to talk about them! He also gets super focused on projects and is pretty introverted (even though he passes as neurotypical). Not sure if it matters as you both are adults and seem to be functioning well, but it may be more deeper than just generational trauma! It was also super empowering for me to get a diagnosis and finally understand why my brain was different than other people! It’s often missed in women as well! Just some thoughts and sorry for the long comment! I hope it can be received with love 💗
@@dysay I more meant that it is challenging navigating life when you’re undiagnosed (e.I. some of the thing I viewed as deficiencies were just differences in how my brain worked). I don’t view my autism as a bad thing. Although I can see why the language in my OP could be viewed as such :) I love my neurodiverse peeps
I've been a Rogan podcast fan since episode 20. I rarely look forward to his new episodes. But with Bad Friends.... it feels like Xmas morning with a new episode.
I used to live near Disney. My grandpa would come visit me and my 3 siblings to go to Disney by himself a few times a year. Later found a collection of his creep shots of women when cleaning out his house. 😂 Santino was spot on with his assumption
When I was cleaning out my grandpas house with my uncle, he had like 10 different pictures of him posing with groups of hooters girls flashing the camera and posing with him. He was old in all of the pictures. Like 65+ it was such a funny moment. We used to race oval tracks around the country and I guess they were all from different cities.
@@randylahey345hell yeah bro! Your gramps was a legend!! Did y'all race dirt tracks? Outlaws, Late models, super late's, open wheel? I use to run late models mainly in Ky. I tell u some of the funnest races are chevets lol. Buy a junker and do what u can to add a few hp, weld a janky roll cage and go 45-50 tops 😂 knowing that car will have to be pulled off the track and junked
@@shotty5873 Dirt and pavement sprint cars/midgets. My uncle won a couple of USAC races on pavement, I only won regionally. We mostly ran in IL, WI, and IN. Many of my favorite memories are of racing. I've been debating throwing together a junker and having some fun.
Please see Bobby playing with his thumb skin at end and putting it on the table and then changing his decision and wiping it on to himself. Make me really happy SK x
When I saw you guys live in Charlotte last month, it was a blast. My biggest thought as I was walking back to the car is how short Carlos is. Idk if he’s taller than Bobby.
Idk why Bobby is so hard on himself with the ladies, he has to know Carlos’ pick up line is def. a variation of “I work for Bobby Lee”
cause bobby knows hes looking for men
It’s a tactic so women go “awww” and pick him
Carlos' pickup line is "Hey, want to make some quick cash? I'm gay and I want my friends to think I like girls, can you walk away with me like I'm picking you up? I'll pay you 5k. My dad is rich"
@Ethereal that's sad for a man that's over 50
@oedipa maas as long as the women are over 21...
Doesn't matter
Thank you bad friends for the s/o to Mexicans taking a joke. Life & work is hard for us already so we gotta jajaja when we can 💪🏼
This crew is super fun.
You two are national treasures, shout out to juicy for being the best opener out there
When Carlos takes his hat off he looks like Freakshow from Harold and Kumar 😂😂
Sorry, Urotsukidoji... Rented it with my mother on accident when I was 15. Thank christ she went to take a nap.
Are you Chris O'Neil?
“Did you know your lines this time”? 😂😂😂😂
I love carlos’s shady corner segments, good stuff
I can't be the only one that wants to see their bus driver on as a guest. Make it happen.
Great idea
Bad friends isn’t bad friends without juicy! She’s such an awesome addition
I'm so glad they have Juicy on the show. Should have had her since the beginning, instead of you know who.
Juicy doesn't winge. She is good at comedy. She actually contributes instead of just sitting the whole show in silence unless someone asks a question.
Most importantly Juicy is grateful for being there. For me, lots of times Rudy was just killing the mood.
Fr 😂
she's a talking speed bump
@@tim213455 I disagree Rudy was great
I love Juicy but I need Doc back as well
I look forward to every Monday to see my bad friend titos ❤ i was at the Portland show and i had a blast i laughed so hard ! As a Mexican i couldn’t stop laughing at the jokes Andrew said about us 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for being such bad friends !!!!! 🫡🫶🏻
These guys are hilarious when my wife is snoring next to me and I wake her up laughing at these 2 😂😂😂😂😂
1:13:52 Santino was referring to Juice pulling an Annie Lederman 😅
The happiest part of my Monday's are starting the podcast on my way home from work. The saddest part is when it's over and I have to wait another week.
Long Pussy was at the Seattle show, it was so funny 🤣
I saw the Tito’s in Portland last Thursday. It was an incredible show. Thanks for being a bad friend!
Holy shit. Stardew Valley AND Star Trek: TNG in one episode? This might be the best podcast episode ever. Two of my favorite things in the world.
Navajo hell yeah. Nice shout out guys 👍🏽
I mean…all I had to do was read the title of the episode and I laughed out loud. Happy Monday everybody!
The title was changed wasn’t it? I thought it had “escort” in it and now it’s different lol
It was definitely changed.
@robs_baby_mama it was originally "unpaid escorts" I believe
I miss Doc! Bring him back
This show brings me so much joy 😂 Bobby and Andy are better then any anti depressant
Hi Bobby and Andrew! Not to armchair diagnose, but I was recently diagnosed with autism at age 23, and Bobby and his mom kinda show signs of being too! I inherited it from my dad. He has a couple of very strong interests and he gets really excited to talk about them! He also gets super focused on projects and is pretty introverted (even though he passes as neurotypical). Not sure if it matters as you both are adults and seem to be functioning well, but it may be more deeper than just generational trauma! It was also super empowering for me to get a diagnosis and finally understand why my brain was different than other people! It’s often missed in women as well! Just some thoughts and sorry for the long comment! I hope it can be received with love 💗
So you view autism as an issue?
@@dysay I more meant that it is challenging navigating life when you’re undiagnosed (e.I. some of the thing I viewed as deficiencies were just differences in how my brain worked). I don’t view my autism as a bad thing. Although I can see why the language in my OP could be viewed as such :)
I love my neurodiverse peeps
Holy shit, 78 minutes of you two?? Best podcast ever, you all are hilarious
Whats up Bad Friends. You guys are my favorite podcast and tiger belly and Whisky Ginger. I watch and I'm now a fan. !!! BOBBY LEEEEEEEEE !!!
I was in the fourth row at AZ tour spot. My first comedy show! I had the best time. I love these guys and girl!!! Amazing show!!!
Juicy adds the perfect and much better vibe to your show!
Santino talking about overwatch porn was not something I was expecting
Re re re re rainmaker is CRAZY! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 damn Santino is so underrated and quick
I’m Native American and I absolutely loved the shout out thanks guys😂😂😂
I've been a Rogan podcast fan since episode 20. I rarely look forward to his new episodes. But with Bad Friends.... it feels like Xmas morning with a new episode.
I used to live near Disney. My grandpa would come visit me and my 3 siblings to go to Disney by himself a few times a year. Later found a collection of his creep shots of women when cleaning out his house. 😂 Santino was spot on with his assumption
Spot on because of anecdotal evidence?
@@Rathkan he must think bc it happens to him IT IS A MUST that it’s the same experience as everyone… exactly the same. 😂
When I was cleaning out my grandpas house with my uncle, he had like 10 different pictures of him posing with groups of hooters girls flashing the camera and posing with him. He was old in all of the pictures. Like 65+ it was such a funny moment. We used to race oval tracks around the country and I guess they were all from different cities.
@@randylahey345hell yeah bro! Your gramps was a legend!! Did y'all race dirt tracks? Outlaws, Late models, super late's, open wheel? I use to run late models mainly in Ky. I tell u some of the funnest races are chevets lol. Buy a junker and do what u can to add a few hp, weld a janky roll cage and go 45-50 tops 😂 knowing that car will have to be pulled off the track and junked
@@shotty5873 Dirt and pavement sprint cars/midgets. My uncle won a couple of USAC races on pavement, I only won regionally. We mostly ran in IL, WI, and IN. Many of my favorite memories are of racing. I've been debating throwing together a junker and having some fun.
Hearing Santino do a Burr impression had me wheezing
I missed it can you tell me where @?
@@kylepope6805 1:10:40
@@williamvesey3679 thank you! Santino’s an impression god
Scalping was never originally a Native Custom, it was adopted from the French And Indian War
10:00 That Gringo Papi reference went by unnoticed 😂
Andrew and Bobby make happy happy time
Bad Friends is the best part of my weekends, thanks for the uncontrollable laughs, thank you for being a bad friend!
Andrew's Bill Burr impression is so good holy shit
Please see Bobby playing with his thumb skin at end and putting it on the table and then changing his decision and wiping it on to himself. Make me really happy SK x
Andrew's trumpet noise never fails to make me laugh 😂
I love my Bad Friends ❤
You guys were so great in Seattle! and you were so nice at the meet and greet! I cant wait for the next tour!
There is a family rental company industry in Japan you can rent a family up to 3 YEARS at a time
When I saw you guys live in Charlotte last month, it was a blast. My biggest thought as I was walking back to the car is how short Carlos is. Idk if he’s taller than Bobby.
Everytime I wish the episodes were longer
TikTok & Covid. Hahahaha 😂😂😂
That was my fave part too x
If you all go to Nashville, my best friend is a dancer for the cowboy show that’s like thunder down under! I’ll hook it up!
30:38 the wheeze is so funny
Thanks Carlos for spitting Facts about the lab lol
Shout out to the Mexican fans, keep up the laughs!
Yeah sign me up. I can do son, brother, father, uncle, cousin, you name it.
I miss doc ⚫️🪄🕴🏿
Carlos with his sweaty pits lmaoooooo
Bad friends should come to El Paso and go to Juarez! They would sell out
Was this episode originally called somethin else Carlos?🤦🏻😂😎
I'm a wardrobe in an indian right now and i'm watching bad friends :)
Filibertos patron burrito is the shit
fancy is the best.
Bro I could listen to these for days
did you guys change the title of episode? it was unpaid escorts lol. On audio podcasts it still has the other title.
"Pico de Gueeyooo" 😂😂
Big shout from your newist subscriber in Scotland ❤
Welcome to the BF’s family. I suggest you start from the beginning to watch past episodes, it’ll be a fun ride.
Please do a tour in the UK!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I feel like if Bobby took DMT it would be life changing in a good way an it’s not breaking sobriety , it’s for his mental health 😂
Found Rogan's burner.
Eselamu Alejkum from Bosnia and Herzegovina ❤❤❤
I just got 5 tickets for the SD show. My buddies and I will be in there🎉
"Carne atthhhaaaada. Pico de gaaaaaahhhll." Santino confirmed homeless cat?
No just a generic go to for a Mexican accent from the slugger. F**k barn door showers
I wish I could’ve seen you guys, but always listen at work and watch at home!
man jules is missed
Dope reference Mr.Santino…took me some time to remember it. So catchy. 53:35 Shirley Caesar #younameitremix #greensbeanspotatoestomatoeslambram
Bobby is cool because he likes Star Trek TNG. No sarcasm.
Here’s a good merch idea BFF= bad friends forever!!
2:52 Me, i a light skinned native: *nervous laughter*
congrats andrew, your picture recently appeared in a "hot ginger bear" forum
Spokane was sick with yall there ❤
Please come to Maine!!! Or at least Massachusetts or New Hampshire!!!
Santino impression of Bill Burr is amazing
You got a time stamp?
One of my favourite episodes to date!
Halloween is not October 25th, but my birthday is Bobby.
Nice Metallica Taint shirt!
You guys are the best!!
Long Lips Lanore!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Um how rude, you stopped in Montana but no tour stop!! Next time please!
I love juicy, I can’t wait to see her comedy journey 💛 my husband just got me into BF and to say the least…I’m obsessed 😍
What does offer only vs having the audition mean?
Swirling wine releases more of the flavour. 20 mins is a bit much. But you should swirl it before drinking it
"she doesnt have a dog" "not anymore" XD
The ermm after 😂
Bobby you gotta get some Comiccon girls. They're nerdy too and they love Asians because of anime
Yaaaaaaasssss I live in Vegas!❤
You guys need to hit bush gardens in tampa, they got 7 to 8 legit roller coasters and not to crowded usually.
I did big brothers programs loved my little
can you guys do your show in drag when you go down to florida?
It's long. Roast beef curtains
cant wait to see yall in orlando, shits gonna be insane
I need that Taint shirt
Rudy days >>>
Today i lost what little respect I had for Carlos. The irony of calling a S-worker ratchet coming from a man who has to pay for it...
Carlos is a WILD BOY 😂😂
Can y’all upload some of the phx footage as soon as the tour is done
Carlos: "i pay her then it goes back into the economy...Andrew: SHE BOUGHT CRACK 😂😂😂
Bad friends skit idea…. Mexican X-men “Mex-men” 😂