Cotton Eye Joe Gregorian Chant Nightcore Hardcore Dubstep Remix
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
- While the pitch shifting didn't 100% work, this was still a lot of fun to make.
This song is on soundcloud! / cotton-eye-joe-nightco...
The sequel: • The Second Cotton Eye ...
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The dubstep part of this song wouldn't be possible without the talent of JxDubstep
/ jdxdubstep
I guess stuff will go here when I feel like it.
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The sequel is out! ruclips.net/video/-qtXrZktlL0/видео.html
The third one is here! ruclips.net/video/R5mNvfAm8fk/видео.html
Is that a threat?
No worries, I'm just looking for music to play in restaurants while I'm on duty.
Have you arrived here from the same Reddit thread I have?
@@seandelaloe7063 I was kidding; I don't pick the music for the place I work, but probably yeah.
my names astra :D
THIS IS SO SAD ALEXA PLAY COTTON EYE JOE GREGORIAN CHANT NIGHTCORE HARDCORE DUBSTEP REMIX
ok that was actually pretty good xd
LMAO MOOD
I feel like that one picture where the Spidermen are pointing at each other
Someone literally made a tiktok using your joke bro
@@SC-qy5fe It's a joke he stole from a InternetHistorian video
You were too busy trying to find out if you could, rather then if you should.
Life... found a way
sometimes, I hate tumblr. but sometimes, it gives me the link to this and I hate it even more.
Pridera lmao I found this through a Pinterest post of a tumblr post
I got this from pinterest... Life is so weird....
Insta post of the tumblr post. We'll never escape
Melissa Haley same here, but it was a story of an insta post with the tumblr post with the link.
@@jaidenanimationsvevo5423 So we're just waiting for the tweet of the snapchat taken from facebook and reposted back to tumblr, yeah?
this is hands down the best comment section i have ever had the privilege of reading through
this audio is too powerful. we were not supposed to hear this. god created this and immediately banished it to hell, and you have dragged it to the mortal world where it does not belong.
Sully Micheals are you okay maam?
Wot
this was god's versions of those cringey amvs you made when you were 13 that have been on private for years.
Here comes those biblically accurate angels
You're not wrong
Auditory shitpost
i felt my skeleton trying to crawl up through my mouth in order to escape listening to this
i have absolutely no recollection of listening to this song or making this comment and i think that was my brain trying to protect me.
dill pickle sometimes our minds block out memories that are just too painful
that...that creates some really really unpleasant imagery 😲🤪🤣🤣
That was terrifying to read
Finally, something I can use to explain to non-picky-eaters why I can like all of the food on my plate but don't want it to touch.
oof you are right though
Yes!
literally my life
Finally, something I can use to explain to picky eaters why I want all of the food on my plate to touch
Fr 😭
We have opened Pandora’s box
Yes. This is the hope that was left in the box after all the fears and horrors left
Some one close it
@@braydenparker4343 it can’t be closed. We’ve gone too far
I dunno what we just unlocked
when are we getting the hope that came out at the end???
This is the audio representation of an intrusive thought
SeikoGhost finally someone described it properly
This is the follow through of an intrusive thought
Tumblr anon icon pfp 🫵
*(my spine is ripped out of my body at unmeasurable speeds)*
*immeasurable
Like a beyblade launch cord
This is the best comment on this video I swear to God
𝙈𝙮 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙜𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙤𝙧𝙗𝙨
I liked the part where he sang ‘it’s cotton eyeing time’ and cotton eyed all over the place.
The second I played this the walls started bleeding and the blood formed into a 3.5/5 Amazon review about an air fryer
@Jacob Corbin Just a remnant of the lulsorandum Internet past that leaks through to the present
I swear I've seen this comment before on another video. And I think it was even from you? I remember someone else saying something similar to what I am now.
This is an absolutely godike comment
Add some glycerol every day for 2 milliseconds, it should go away before the turn of the century.
@@bubbadoo not really
this forced my soul into the astral plane and now I’m existing six inches to the right
oh shit fam lookoufbjkdatietughadigfbsdjjjjjjjjjj
Congrats. You are now a displacer beast!
@@CrimsonSandBoa I drink air
Saw a screenshot on pinterest of a tumblr convo on which people argue over this and one demands for a link of the video... *that's how I got here*
Katarina Child in Time same here
same
and i'm not dissapointed
Same and I've never felt this much resentment for Pinterest ever
Me too
Same
I have synesthesia and the shape of the first beat drop is like a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud that unfolds forward and backwards over and over
makes sense
ME TOO??????? synesthesia is so rarely the same this song is too powerful
this is why 2017 had to end
Just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD
Ah, a favorable variant of "Just because you're CORRECT does not mean you're RIGHT."
WELL I DID
No that is the perfect reason!! :)
the perfect comment
Except in this case, which totally does
I’m going to play this song at my funeral so everyone’s soul can die with me
hahaha
Dang immortal soul death is serious
ok same
Give them the Horus Heresy treatment.
🫡🫡🫡
you know those songs that are specifically meant to be therapeutic and relaxing to the point where they gently put you to sleep
yeah i dont think ive heard a song that was quite the antithesis of that sentiment until now
Feels better, though.
*_Random Person_* : Wow, *blank* is the best song ever!
*_Me, pulling out my phone to connect to the speakers_* : Oh, haven’t you heard?
You are right. This is clearly superior. Forgive me for my ignorance.
this comment is 2 years old so im replying to make u come back
@@sierra3830 oh my god jesus christ i-
@@greylazovalcarcel5394 you're welcome :)
This is an appropriate reaction even if the random person claims the best song ever to in fact be Cotton Eye Joe Gregorian Chant Nightcore Hardcore Dubstep Remix
I stg I never clicked a video faster and I've never regretted a decision more
🍠
🦐
🫐
@Sally Clifford im still traumatized by that fic
@Sally Clifford gosh i remember my young and innocent ass reading that fic and not understanding any shits
i’m losing my mind. the first beat drop destroyed me. my crops are dying, my skin is breaking out, my house is on fire, my life is in shambles. 10/10 would recommend
Alright, who gave Job access to youtube.
@@griseoignis2709 that was a perfect response.
LMFAO
@@griseoignis2709 I understood that reference
This is the best RUclips comment I have ever come across.
Goodness gracious I’m like,, actually crying. I thought the comments were in over their heads about this one for sure, gosh. This is actually _insanity_ , it’s awesome in a way that I can only describe as *damn* . And to think I’m here because of a _Tumblr_ post.
This is Joe’s boss music after you learn where he went
This is by far the best comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣
criminally underrated comment
And after you defeat him, in his last moments, he tells you where he came from.
I made it 1k likes tho😎
I am no longer afraid to die
i was never afraid to die. in fact, i want to. badly
Kindra Clay please don’t, friend. I care about you.
Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?
- Steve Buscemi, *Spy Kids 2*
Not afraid, ashamed. Rightfully so.
Tlitookilakin -is.... is your icon..... Calamity.....?-
yes! yes it is! the best lizard wizard east of Hollow :)
(also there's two discord groups for No Evil, if you want the invites send me a pm)
WaS ThAt A SpY KiD ThIng ThE WiErD DuDe SaId
congratulations on this video for perfectly portraying my mental state ages 13-18
"cotton eye-*_uNHOLY ELECTRO SCREECH_*"
You see, that's Joe's real name.
there are so many beat drops in this song it dropped my soul straight to hell leaving only my cold body staring at the screen
nice profile pic
Every beat drop equals a sin against nature itself
You complimented your own profile picture
this thing let me see god and he strangled me and sent me to hell
yikes
A light breeze blows by, ruffling the petals of the flowers as they rest on a gilded black coffin. A small crowd draped in black look on as a tinny sound comes out from a small boombox. The Cotton Eye Joe Gregorian Chant Nightcore Hardcore Dubstep Remix rises in tempo and sound until the ground is shaking from the beat. With each thump, the bolts of the coffin shudder and shake until the they shatter at the crescendo. Eyes widen with horror as the coffin slowly swings open to reveal my corpse in full glory as I rise from the dead and do the lawnmover
I applaud your dedication to write this. It’s beautiful
im currently feeling an emotion that doesnt exist yet
2020 Edit: why
2021 edit: no i didnt find the emotion stop saying that i did
2022: the emotion is ADHD apparently
Pepsi Eater Supreme I want to like this but it's at 555 and I don't wanna bother that
So yeah
Im guessing your emotion is fearful arousal
lust
Is it lustful confusion
Same bro... its a new emotion. Lets call it cottania
I found the audio equivalent of a cursed image
😂
Okay, you're right, but I have to say I love your icon.
I've heard a lot of "cursed" music and I have to agree...this song is actually cursed.
i love ur pfp 🥺
Love ur profile pic!! Cause like saaaaaame
This was the forbidden fruit.
nimrion no my good sir, you are the forbidden fruit (get it? You are a fruit, a banana)
I manually typed the link out expecting it to be a rickroll but now I'm vibin.
(first 40 seconds)
This isn't so bad, it's actually pretty boppin'
*_beat drops_*
I have witnessed hell and no longer fear death
Get back over here and face satan once more
I never wanna hear anyone complaining about metal being the devils work ever again.
Alas the gods have passed a curse onto our world. Meant to be a punishment, mortals have engaged in learning. Listening. Loving. A sin mistaken for a blessing.
All 5 demonic entities
Cotton eyed joe
Dubstep
Nightcore
Hardcore
Gregorian chant
All of it has been put together.
Weilded by a man with a borderline sexual craving for power
Weaponized in the form of sound.
The end is nigh.
"cotton eye joe gregorian chant nightcore dubstep remix" was the most unexpected search result variant I could've never imagined existed if i hadn't typed one letter after looking up the song on youtube
you know i'm coming back to this because i realize, i never got to listen to the entirety of this masterpiece before immediately dematerializing because i didn't have the power to withstand this and now i can fully say that this song has such unending and visceral power that it will turn your crops to snakes and be a signal to the end times
The fact that this was published on my birthday makes me question my existence
Same as Taylor Swift
this was published one day after mine oh-
Maybe you were published on this video’s birthday.
Happy birthday,
(I'm gonna forget about this video by December,)
You’re so young
The person at my funeral who stays and listens to this on loop for ten hours straight gets everything I own.
If you are still alive may I take a gander at your will?
Play it at half speed
Imagine doing this challenge and finding out op is broke
INHERITANCE CHALLENGE!
That is if said person hasn't either ascended to a higher plane or descended to the ninth circle of hell at that point.
TUMBLR IT’S 2024 I COULD’VE GONE MY ENTIRE LIFE WITHOUT THIS WTF
oh cool i always wondered what they played at 6th grade school dances in hell
HHGFHFY WHAT MADE THIS BETTER IS I JUST GAVE IT ITS 666TH LIKE WTF
Help.
This video sent me to a fourth dimensional universe.
I can now taste the colour blue
Garrett The carrot ..... Is..... Is it good?
Garrett The carrot that’s normal for me on a Wednesday
Interesting, I taste purple..
For me it was green
Hello demons. It's me. Ya Boi.
i'll be using this for the first dance at my wedding :)
I DARE you
I DOUBLE DOG dare you
I triple dog dare you, no take backsies
EhEmBee Please record it if you do 😂
The slow dance, right?
I came here from a pintrest screenshot of a Tumblr argument. And I'm very pleased.
Same!
hey same!
Same!! franns fan 🫵
OH SHIT I THOUGHT TUMBLR MADE THIS UP
I wish
Same
Then you knew nothing about humans. Now you do
This is an SCP.
Keter class
No..... it’s apollyon....
Thaumial, they play it over a containment breach to re-contain 682
a genuinely calamitous and deeply unpleasant experience 15/10 thank you so much
Those are nine words i've never thought i'd end up reading together in a sentence.
If the internet ever had its own theme song, this will be it.
Damn right
Shadilay tho. Or Därüde Sändstörm
after listening to this song i have an unquenchable hunger for human skin
Hey uh, what the actual fuck
God, same
yeah
Only skin?
Preferably the creator of this beautiful atrocity
The difference between listening to this and meeting God is that God will have mercy
I could feel God's soul leaving their eyes willingly going to hell after seeing what humanity has come to.
You possess raw power that I had previously thought was nonexistent.
I tried to hit the replay button but my thumb bent itself so far backwards it snapped
You should see a doctor about that might have hurt
Listening to this with a concussion probably wasn't the smartest decision, but it needed to be heard. My life is complete. Nausea be damned.
Listening to this IS a concussion.
First person to have a double concussion
idk why but i thought u meant coma and that u were implying this woke u up from ur coma. ig if this song doesnt wake someone from a coma then like, what would
@@jacewoktr844 This would be the song that'd wake me up from a coma XD. Just like "nothing else has worked doctor!" "You know what you need to do" xd
Me at 10PM: go to bed.
Me at 3 AM:
God didn't leave us, we left god.
chaotic evil
skye hella cool chaotic neutral because at any moment this shit could go anywhere
I found this song via Pinterest and I finally understand how it feels to chew 5 gum while inhaling crystal meth.
this is gonna be a meme in like 2036
MooMooMilkshake it's gonna be a meme now, are you kidding
It was pinned on Pinterest (the reason why I'm listening to it in the first place) various times so we're on a good way...😂
More like 2019
this is *STILL* gonna be a meme in like 2036
FTFY.
This song needs to get classified as an SCP.
Keter x10000
I do not disagree with you.
Absolutely.
This is THE memetic kill agent
Listen to it at .25 speed.
this sounds like dissociation
i’m screaming
It's almost an art in and of itself to butcher the very concept of music to this potent a degree. I have to give credit where it's due even when I can feel my body collectively rejecting this and begging for respite. Thank you for showing me what hell sounds like so that my life seems a bit more like heaven.
"If thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee." -Matthew 5:29. So I cut off my ears.
Amen
1. Why did I click on this
2. Why did I hit the replay button
its called mind control. once you've heard it, it will never let you go
Recommended : "Why You Shouldn't Fear Death"
I don’t think I blinked for the entire 2 minutes and 51 seconds. I started crying at the end? 10/10 complete masterpiece! 🥹
when you plug your earbuds into a Klondike bar
IM SHAKING WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
You’ll find out soon! :)
vevo
this is the song i listen to before i astral project onto 50 different planes simultaneously to fight the giant owl that haunts my dreams
Sophia Slade mine is a giant silverfish but otherwise same
I want to meet the giant owl you fight in your dreams
prettydays he's not very interesting. all he wants to do is fight but he only uses the same move over and over again
You too?
Arcane Ender ...not really but that is pretty much what my owl looks like
this song is a bad acid trip in the best way possible, 10/10 would listen again
This sound is equivalent to the feeling of dissociation brought on by my early morning drinking. We were not meant to hear this, whosoever summoned it forth is surely living an accursed life and I pity the fool.
this entire song is its own genre
Joecore
gonna use this in a campaign as boss fight music
HELL YEAH, stealing this idea
A remake of the final boss fight in Earthbound, is it?
Link me if you do! It'd be fun to see :)
i was JUST threatening my players with this exact idea, thank you so much
That is the most beautiful idea in history. I am now adding this to my playlist of things to fight Cthulhu too.
Ok but you'd have to be genuinely really good at music to do this, meaning IT WAS A CHOICE
The year is 5047. The world is burning all around what's left of the human race. They all stare solemnly at the fiery ruins when suddenly something shifts in the rubble. It's a crudely made robot, and its blasting this song with all of its might. Just as the last bass drops, the world explodes into one giant mushroom cloud.
There is an image right there
Too soon...Mannn
2020
This song was so bad it caused the end of the world
bold of you to assume humanity makes it to 5047 CE
i don’t doubt it
This song is capable of awakening an eldritch god not yet conceived of by any mortal being
their name is deetz nuts
YOU WIN!!!! CHECK MY PROFILE!!!🎖🎗🏆
XXX Cthulhu
This song awakes the Blind Idiot God
This song IS the eldritch god
This is damnation in audio format, my soul as well as those of all who have listened to this will never again know gods light. Not that we were ever worthy to bask in it in the first place, if this abomination is what we do with it.
everyone who says this sucks is just afraid of the future. it fucking slaps
This song killed my entire family
I want to say "This slaps" but i feel like i would be removed from this plane for making such an assertion
This punches.
This brutalizes
We found the eldritch god this song summons.
This torments
This slaps
if you listen to this at 23.57.08 on december 31st this god forsaken song will end and stay in 2017
life is k18 I just listened to it.
This will never end, I have seen the future and when humans have built a mighty empire spanning the stars this shale be our anthem.
NEVERRRR
2024- still listening to this abomination. We will never leave it behind :》
I'm listening to this and I genuinely do not know what to think or feel, and it scares me
My friend recommended this to me not disappointed 10/10 (im also deaf)
Well that certainly helps
@@leebinpoggersmomento6101 r/whoosh
@@leebinpoggersmomento6101 Real answer: deaf people can still feel (via sense of touch) the vibrations in the air from sufficiently loud noises like the rest of us. The internet, which never ever lies to anyone, tells me this is a thing.
This forced my third eye to open
if you hadn’t made this then someone else would have had to so i want to acknowledge your sacrifice but also some crimes can never be forgiven
This is my favorite comment in this entire gold mine of a comment section.
This song ran up to me, ripped out my eyes, and forced the 3rd one to open with a chainsaw and a toothpick
Hey this is disgusting and I love it and I love you
Gordon Mahoney thanks
The first 40 seconds loop in purgatory and the rest blasts in hell
Fucking, *please* I’m gonna be there a while and they better have a fucking BOP playing while I do.
Fuck wait what if the Hell demons just start a fecking flash mob. Bitch you know you'll see me in the crowd.
Needs more ominous chanting.
it has come to my attention that this inexplicable marvelous train wreck of a song is not on spotify and I don’t think i have ever been so disappointed in my life.
why ppl acting like this is evil when this is obviously a Masterpiece of modern art
maedae Because they can't handle such beauty
I don't know my dude
is both
this is the only thing i can hear during sleep paralysis
Same
Found your comment on 9gag had to like this
You are famous on 9gag
9gag unite
@@miju8059 same
This forced me into an uncontrollable fit of laughter before foaming at the mouth and blacking out. When I woke up I could hear pizza and taste purple. I think my third eye is open.
so how are ya doing now? ☺️
Your cotton eye is open, my friend
What’s the RUclips equivalent of op change your url?
Op change your url
And yet you still aren't yet of the sight to have the slightest clue how CEJ eludes you.
He comes from and goes unto folds in reality that are beyond even the sight of the third eye.
Why do people say this song is so awful that they died, reached the depths of hell and then went even deeper or something. This is actually quite good! You can barely hear the original song, but it's not that bad. Yes, i listened to the entire thing.