Note: I had the footage setup in my editing software a week ago after the stream but I just didn't get around to editing it hence why there were a few mistakes in some of the details like the spelling of Kris' name bcs I forgor 💀
Bible 2 comes with merch lmao. Mag : "I'm only doing the Lord's work." Lord : "MF stole my IP, ran his mouth, and call it my Word." Lawsuit incoming, Maglord.
Did he find gold plates nobody was allowed to see and only he could read by looking at some rocks, to the point where he didn't even need the plates he could just look at the rocks and see the writing? I'm sorry if anyone's a mormon but your religion is embarrassing
I really would've liked to see what would happen if Mag failed the roll. Someone in the church stands up and is like, "Why you no good swindlin' snake! How dare you come into the house of god and read us your Wattpad good book?!"
Dez and not just Clappington is the final boss's right-hand man who does most of the terrorizing against the heroes in an RPG, and the final boss is Magmo, a creature that would end up scaring even the most vile and loyal servant with how horrible it is. Also, it's Kris, not Chris.
Grandpa might not able to play *"I am Jesus Christ".* But Magni got his back, this is certainly better than it lol Well _can't expect God to do all the work._ If Bible is so good, why not release your own sequel of the bible? xD
yeah magni doing the lords work: that means killing stealing lying and giving alter boys away perfect but really can feel like joshua graham had a big impact on magni
It'd be fun to also have some streams with other members set in the same world. Maybe have the stories influence each other, ideally ending with a big get-together final fight.
I believe that man was very thirsty. I believe that man drank the whole ocean. I believe that there's a Bible sequel. But what I don't believe is that it happened on a Tuesday. That's impossible.
that was Utgard-Loki, the giant that played that trick and others on Thor and later came to the realization that that might not have been such a good idea (Thor drank to much of the ocean creating waves, punched a square into a mountain with his hammer, kinda lifted Jormungard). Not to be confused with Loki who played tricks on Thor and other Aesir and later suffered the consequences of his actions (almost losing his head to dwarves, being chained in a cave, giving birth to an 8 legged horse)
@@Technodragon9513 Utgard-Loki is one of the reasons people wonder if Loki's name is actually Loki or if it's just that only his nickname survived into the Eddas.
I liked the clip! One thing I think I noticed was at 3:11, where he said "lest it decompose" instead of "or else it decompose". I think it can technically have the same meaning though, and it comes from old English. Cheers!
And Kroni is Vash, a crack shot, prosthetic arm, bad reputation in towns, and prefers to not kill How they get all of these randomly from dice rolls is uncanny
I mean, with tbe Old and New Testament, Gospels, Hebrew Bible, Greek Bible, the Latin version Catholics use, Martin Luther's German translation, King James' Version, etc you can probably name some of those Bible 1 and Bible 2 (and perhaps even 3 and up).
3:29 *just a correction, only a 6-sided die so, 1-3 = fail, 4-6 success. and it only counts the highest number for that roll if you have at least 1 or more for that attribute (swindle, guile, guts, etc.) if you have zero on that attribute, then it counts the lowest number on that roll. it doesn't add the rolls either. they're not looking at the sum of the rolls btw, just the individual rolls.
yeah there were a lot of stuff I forgot abt the stream like what you just said and Chris being spelled as Kris... I had everything already set up in my editing software since last week so I just finished it up but I've already forgotten some details ✌🏼
technically the new testament is the bible version 2 .... so ... yeah also theres other books that didnt get put in the bible and some that were written after the new testament so .... yeah
Note: I had the footage setup in my editing software a week ago after the stream but I just didn't get around to editing it hence why there were a few mistakes in some of the details like the spelling of Kris' name bcs I forgor 💀
Mislead. Misdirect. Magni.
Magmo.
Mag.
M.
Magnificat
Magboss
He's basically
"Trust my source bro, it's legit"
And he's the source
Basically the Bible lmao
The source of gud sh*t copium
@@CBRN-115 Wait, let him cook, he's onto something
Would make for a great senator.
Bible 2: Even Newer Testament Boogaloo
The New New Testament
The Latest Testament
Newest Testament 2023 Version
New funky mode
So does Adam still eat the apple or something entirely different this time?
Magni shall be missed.
I swear to fucking god I thought Magni was talking about the Book of Mormon
I miss them I really miss them
Good times 😔
Bible 2 comes with merch lmao.
Mag : "I'm only doing the Lord's work."
Lord : "MF stole my IP, ran his mouth, and call it my Word."
Lawsuit incoming, Maglord.
mag: how's there an IP when the concept doesn't even exist?
@@ZxosGamer IP address = Interdimensional Personal address
I enjoyed Magni's take on Joseph Smith
I was about to say, "is this a Mormon reference"? Like how 'The Book of Mormon' is actually advertised as 'The Bible 2'.
Did he find gold plates nobody was allowed to see and only he could read by looking at some rocks, to the point where he didn't even need the plates he could just look at the rocks and see the writing?
I'm sorry if anyone's a mormon but your religion is embarrassing
Book of Mormon aka Joseph Smith's Bizarre Adventure: Gold Plate Run.
That's one hell of an improv Magni 😂
Man, Magni was crazy inspired during that stream. It was amazing.
@@thiagomarino1240probably because they got denied the "I am Jesus" perms
@@thiagomarino1240 He was also easily the funniest in the Temous DnD lmao
I felt kind of bad for Magni having to improv half the stream but damn he and calli did an amazing job at it!
Damn I will never be as witty as Magni Dezmond. He prolly gets so many bitches.
So Magni is a Mormon...
The priest character is so perfect for Magni
Damn. That was actually really good for an on-the-spot story.
the magnanime preacher profesing the magnanism to us the magnanim believers, such a magnate.
I really would've liked to see what would happen if Mag failed the roll. Someone in the church stands up and is like, "Why you no good swindlin' snake! How dare you come into the house of god and read us your Wattpad good book?!"
I'd like to imagine that, if he rolled a 2, God would've descended down to earth just to call cap on him
Either he's Alexander Anderson or Kotomine Kirei, that's one helluva sermon right there
Bible 2. Electric Cruciloo.
1:04 u got me lmao
He just play the Bible 2 card
damn.. now I want Bible2 + all dlc
Dez and not just Clappington is the final boss's right-hand man who does most of the terrorizing against the heroes in an RPG, and the final boss is Magmo, a creature that would end up scaring even the most vile and loyal servant with how horrible it is. Also, it's Kris, not Chris.
I cannot put into words how much i loved this stream, i hope they do some more in the future
2:35 i love how you can see Vesper laughing in the background with his model
Grandpa might not able to play *"I am Jesus Christ".* But Magni got his back, this is certainly better than it lol
Well _can't expect God to do all the work._ If Bible is so good, why not release your own sequel of the bible? xD
yeah magni doing the lords work: that means killing stealing lying and giving alter boys away perfect but really can feel like joshua graham had a big impact on magni
They need to keep doing this campaign or other campaigns/ttrpg they are just so funny and entertaining XD
Yeah~ it's interesting campaign since they are basically a travelling murder hobos at this point
It'd be fun to also have some streams with other members set in the same world. Maybe have the stories influence each other, ideally ending with a big get-together final fight.
Magni went from never having played table top games to MagBot now to Saint Clappington. What a character arch it’s been
I believe that man was very thirsty.
I believe that man drank the whole ocean.
I believe that there's a Bible sequel.
But what I don't believe is that it happened on a Tuesday. That's impossible.
The Book of MorMag.
Cali expression is priceless, she can't handle the shit
Isn’t the New Testament technically Bible 2?
Where do You think he get The figure of Christ?
Either that or if you consider the bible as OT+NT it would be Qran, Divine Principle, Book of Mormom, or any cult whatsoever.
Is it a sequel if it was not written by the OGs?
And the Quran is technically Bible 3. The Book of Mormon was marketed as Bible 3, but all real fans know that it's just non-canon fanfiction.
@@lc9245 Holy Ghostwriter
A reminder that Loki once tricked Thor into drinking the sea. He drank so much that he created waves.
The more you know🌠
that was Utgard-Loki, the giant that played that trick and others on Thor and later came to the realization that that might not have been such a good idea (Thor drank to much of the ocean creating waves, punched a square into a mountain with his hammer, kinda lifted Jormungard). Not to be confused with Loki who played tricks on Thor and other Aesir and later suffered the consequences of his actions (almost losing his head to dwarves, being chained in a cave, giving birth to an 8 legged horse)
A reminder, Magni is Thor's son name.
@@Technodragon9513 Utgard-Loki is one of the reasons people wonder if Loki's name is actually Loki or if it's just that only his nickname survived into the Eddas.
Magni: Trust me
Me: Yes I totally trust the swindling psychopath dressed in priest robes with a tiny hat
Magni's role playing is funny as hell
God, this reminded me of The Five Chinese Brothers from when i was a kid a million and a half years ago.
He didn't drink the ocean. He drank all the water at the oasis.
Bible 2: Holy Revengeance
Bible director's cut
Magni Dezmond, the All-American Prophet
I liked the clip! One thing I think I noticed was at 3:11, where he said "lest it decompose" instead of "or else it decompose". I think it can technically have the same meaning though, and it comes from old English. Cheers!
wow didn't know that! English isn't my first language
Unironically, that would be a nice fable
Old preacher appears*
Old Preacher: What in Sam Hill is going on up in’ ere!
Magni: look at this guy. I bet he doesn’t even own Bible 2.
Taking “going up on a Tuesday to a new level”😂
Magni "Totally not a cult" Dezmond
i haven't laughed so hard on a stream since a long time, that was the best
You know Magni has been a master bullshit artist his entire life.
The thirty man in desert is clearly a reference to Moses splitting the sea!
On a Tuesday, mind you.
Impressive..
Now I gotta tune into the stream
Oddly the bible is the bible two. The first and second testament. So I guess this would be the third testament
Boys: _Having a blast_
Girls: "Wha- What?"
this stream killed me many times, one of the most hilarious streams around!
God be like: haha thats hilarious. Noah get the ark
magni is so underrated
Lmao Bible 2 with a preorder Christ figurine bonus. 😭😭
imo Magni's character is similar to Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun.
And Kroni is Vash, a crack shot, prosthetic arm, bad reputation in towns, and prefers to not kill
How they get all of these randomly from dice rolls is uncanny
I spat out my drink when this happened, and I wasn’t even drinking anything
I mean, with tbe Old and New Testament, Gospels, Hebrew Bible, Greek Bible, the Latin version Catholics use, Martin Luther's German translation, King James' Version, etc you can probably name some of those Bible 1 and Bible 2 (and perhaps even 3 and up).
Calli and Kronii standing with the tempus boys make me realise how tall the boys were especially Vesper
When he pulled out Bible 2 I was dying while I was at work I had to physically stop myself from bursting into laughter. 😂
my mans was THIRSTY
Magni spittin straight facts on my life...
Magni's not a scammer. He's just a Mormon.
3:29 *just a correction, only a 6-sided die so, 1-3 = fail, 4-6 success. and it only counts the highest number for that roll if you have at least 1 or more for that attribute (swindle, guile, guts, etc.) if you have zero on that attribute, then it counts the lowest number on that roll. it doesn't add the rolls either. they're not looking at the sum of the rolls btw, just the individual rolls.
yeah there were a lot of stuff I forgot abt the stream like what you just said and Chris being spelled as Kris... I had everything already set up in my editing software since last week so I just finished it up but I've already forgotten some details ✌🏼
I really hope Magni would someday GM his own session.
Priest Magni best character
Magni doing the whole "my source is that I made it the fuck up" like a pro. This, my fellas, is the proper way to play ttrpg.
i freaking love this
Everyday, Magni tries to make us astray...
MAGMO'S WORLD
Kronii so smart. Yes, drinking ocean makes you more dehydrate.
wake up babe new bible just dropped
The maglad is back at it again.
The title is formatted like a jerma clip😂
This is absolutely sacrilegious. How has Timmy never heard of Bible 2?
Peak editing
You heard the word my brothers!
The source is that I made it the fuck up!
It’s called Berserk and it’s peak.
I hear theres a wicked car chase in Bible 2.
The writing of the King James Bible colorized
Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo - Back for Revenge
Bible 2. Bible. 2. God damn.
technically the new testament is Bible 2
Magni is Joseph Smith
I like he made the church of the latter day Maglord. And tried to convert people to be magmons
Ah yes, Bible 2. Sources say its cover is Black.
3:30 they're using 2d6 in this game I think, and they're not accumulative. So it's a fail for 1-3 and success for 4-6
2d6 would be a range of 2-12. Though I haven't caught these streams to know the rules they make.
@@gemstonegynoid7475 for multiple dices they normally use "best of" mechanic, like rolling with advantages in DnD
Not the fucking horse going towards calli 💀
Magmo taught him well
Basically the Mormons
Bible 2: The Revange of The Lord
Not that it matters, but the name is Kris, it's in the character sheet
pretty sure bible 2 was the mormon book lol
but for real not suprised at all magni pullin a fast one
Well, isn't the New Testament basically The Bible 2?
"It was on Tuesday mind you."
- Magn U
You know i always thought there were 49 bibles
The book of mormon in a nutshell
technically the new testament is the bible version 2 .... so ... yeah also theres other books that didnt get put in the bible and some that were written after the new testament so .... yeah
the book of magmon