MAGNI the SCAMMER Gaslights Entire CHURCH About BIBLE 2

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @LumenClipsCh
    @LumenClipsCh  Год назад +139

    Note: I had the footage setup in my editing software a week ago after the stream but I just didn't get around to editing it hence why there were a few mistakes in some of the details like the spelling of Kris' name bcs I forgor 💀

  • @Kay_Sea251
    @Kay_Sea251 Год назад +1371

    Mislead. Misdirect. Magni.

  • @kuuluna
    @kuuluna Год назад +585

    He's basically
    "Trust my source bro, it's legit"
    And he's the source

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 Год назад +17

      Basically the Bible lmao

    • @zvkek8-zako
      @zvkek8-zako Год назад +4

      The source of gud sh*t copium

    • @kyllernotkiller
      @kyllernotkiller Год назад +6

      ​@@CBRN-115 Wait, let him cook, he's onto something

    • @TheXell
      @TheXell Год назад +3

      Would make for a great senator.

  • @Luziehl
    @Luziehl Год назад +509

    Bible 2: Even Newer Testament Boogaloo

  • @dustycoal183
    @dustycoal183 7 месяцев назад +12

    Magni shall be missed.

  • @FlynnMcTaggart
    @FlynnMcTaggart Год назад +172

    I swear to fucking god I thought Magni was talking about the Book of Mormon

  • @HoloTatoTater
    @HoloTatoTater 10 месяцев назад +39

    I miss them I really miss them

    • @meisterl0
      @meisterl0 10 месяцев назад +3

      Good times 😔

  • @bmanpura
    @bmanpura Год назад +397

    Bible 2 comes with merch lmao.
    Mag : "I'm only doing the Lord's work."
    Lord : "MF stole my IP, ran his mouth, and call it my Word."
    Lawsuit incoming, Maglord.

    • @ZxosGamer
      @ZxosGamer Год назад +14

      mag: how's there an IP when the concept doesn't even exist?

    • @kebien6020
      @kebien6020 Год назад +3

      ​@@ZxosGamer IP address = Interdimensional Personal address

  • @Fanimati0n
    @Fanimati0n Год назад +521

    I enjoyed Magni's take on Joseph Smith

    • @kevsonkeyboard
      @kevsonkeyboard Год назад +82

      I was about to say, "is this a Mormon reference"? Like how 'The Book of Mormon' is actually advertised as 'The Bible 2'.

    • @Nothingseen
      @Nothingseen Год назад

      Did he find gold plates nobody was allowed to see and only he could read by looking at some rocks, to the point where he didn't even need the plates he could just look at the rocks and see the writing?
      I'm sorry if anyone's a mormon but your religion is embarrassing

    • @drixg555
      @drixg555 Год назад +9

      Book of Mormon aka Joseph Smith's Bizarre Adventure: Gold Plate Run.

  • @dalgona4819
    @dalgona4819 Год назад +727

    That's one hell of an improv Magni 😂

    • @thiagomarino1240
      @thiagomarino1240 Год назад +136

      Man, Magni was crazy inspired during that stream. It was amazing.

    • @joelmichaelviado1226
      @joelmichaelviado1226 Год назад +30

      ​@@thiagomarino1240probably because they got denied the "I am Jesus" perms

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel Год назад +49

      @@thiagomarino1240 He was also easily the funniest in the Temous DnD lmao

    • @dwdeedouble
      @dwdeedouble Год назад +28

      I felt kind of bad for Magni having to improv half the stream but damn he and calli did an amazing job at it!

    • @sned_dunes
      @sned_dunes Год назад +11

      Damn I will never be as witty as Magni Dezmond. He prolly gets so many bitches.

  • @Gibbstronic
    @Gibbstronic Год назад +150

    So Magni is a Mormon...

  • @santiagomoralesgarcia1802
    @santiagomoralesgarcia1802 Год назад +76

    The priest character is so perfect for Magni

  • @Metaknight180
    @Metaknight180 Год назад +273

    Damn. That was actually really good for an on-the-spot story.

  • @Marceloco01
    @Marceloco01 Год назад +127

    the magnanime preacher profesing the magnanism to us the magnanim believers, such a magnate.

  • @sharkodile22
    @sharkodile22 Год назад +137

    I really would've liked to see what would happen if Mag failed the roll. Someone in the church stands up and is like, "Why you no good swindlin' snake! How dare you come into the house of god and read us your Wattpad good book?!"

    • @Raznorthecompletelyrealhuman
      @Raznorthecompletelyrealhuman Год назад +3

      I'd like to imagine that, if he rolled a 2, God would've descended down to earth just to call cap on him

  • @ryoumakoushiro7447
    @ryoumakoushiro7447 Год назад +59

    Either he's Alexander Anderson or Kotomine Kirei, that's one helluva sermon right there

  • @SteadFast411
    @SteadFast411 Год назад +51

    Bible 2. Electric Cruciloo.

  • @desconocido2612
    @desconocido2612 Год назад +55

    1:04 u got me lmao

  • @Voldrim359
    @Voldrim359 Год назад +62

    He just play the Bible 2 card

  • @broboez9866
    @broboez9866 Год назад +31

    damn.. now I want Bible2 + all dlc

  • @theoverlordbear
    @theoverlordbear Год назад +54

    Dez and not just Clappington is the final boss's right-hand man who does most of the terrorizing against the heroes in an RPG, and the final boss is Magmo, a creature that would end up scaring even the most vile and loyal servant with how horrible it is. Also, it's Kris, not Chris.

  • @gui_224
    @gui_224 Год назад +248

    I cannot put into words how much i loved this stream, i hope they do some more in the future

  • @rodrigolima4026
    @rodrigolima4026 Год назад +9

    2:35 i love how you can see Vesper laughing in the background with his model

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Год назад +32

    Grandpa might not able to play *"I am Jesus Christ".* But Magni got his back, this is certainly better than it lol
    Well _can't expect God to do all the work._ If Bible is so good, why not release your own sequel of the bible? xD

  • @HexVisualNovelPlaythroughs
    @HexVisualNovelPlaythroughs Год назад +20

    yeah magni doing the lords work: that means killing stealing lying and giving alter boys away perfect but really can feel like joshua graham had a big impact on magni

  • @destructor0556
    @destructor0556 Год назад +68

    They need to keep doing this campaign or other campaigns/ttrpg they are just so funny and entertaining XD

    • @cial3531
      @cial3531 Год назад +8

      Yeah~ it's interesting campaign since they are basically a travelling murder hobos at this point

    • @borotorob
      @borotorob Год назад +4

      It'd be fun to also have some streams with other members set in the same world. Maybe have the stories influence each other, ideally ending with a big get-together final fight.

  • @mokeymale8350
    @mokeymale8350 Год назад +57

    Magni went from never having played table top games to MagBot now to Saint Clappington. What a character arch it’s been

  • @keystrix3704
    @keystrix3704 Год назад +13

    I believe that man was very thirsty.
    I believe that man drank the whole ocean.
    I believe that there's a Bible sequel.
    But what I don't believe is that it happened on a Tuesday. That's impossible.

  • @kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723
    @kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723 Год назад +25

    The Book of MorMag.

  • @Curry.N
    @Curry.N Год назад +18

    Cali expression is priceless, she can't handle the shit

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples Год назад +443

    Isn’t the New Testament technically Bible 2?

    • @SapoWeonN300
      @SapoWeonN300 Год назад +91

      Where do You think he get The figure of Christ?

    • @Coelh021
      @Coelh021 Год назад +27

      Either that or if you consider the bible as OT+NT it would be Qran, Divine Principle, Book of Mormom, or any cult whatsoever.

    • @lc9245
      @lc9245 Год назад +21

      Is it a sequel if it was not written by the OGs?

    • @sharkodile22
      @sharkodile22 Год назад +70

      And the Quran is technically Bible 3. The Book of Mormon was marketed as Bible 3, but all real fans know that it's just non-canon fanfiction.

    • @NeoNeoNeo
      @NeoNeoNeo Год назад +19

      @@lc9245 Holy Ghostwriter

  • @hansbass8119
    @hansbass8119 Год назад +54

    A reminder that Loki once tricked Thor into drinking the sea. He drank so much that he created waves.
    The more you know🌠

    • @Technodragon9513
      @Technodragon9513 Год назад +8

      that was Utgard-Loki, the giant that played that trick and others on Thor and later came to the realization that that might not have been such a good idea (Thor drank to much of the ocean creating waves, punched a square into a mountain with his hammer, kinda lifted Jormungard). Not to be confused with Loki who played tricks on Thor and other Aesir and later suffered the consequences of his actions (almost losing his head to dwarves, being chained in a cave, giving birth to an 8 legged horse)

    • @TibbaryZal
      @TibbaryZal Год назад +7

      A reminder, Magni is Thor's son name.

    • @elias.t
      @elias.t Год назад

      @@Technodragon9513 Utgard-Loki is one of the reasons people wonder if Loki's name is actually Loki or if it's just that only his nickname survived into the Eddas.

  • @yaluckyboy
    @yaluckyboy Год назад +23

    Magni: Trust me
    Me: Yes I totally trust the swindling psychopath dressed in priest robes with a tiny hat

  • @smile--
    @smile-- Год назад +20

    Magni's role playing is funny as hell

  • @KraftLawrence1
    @KraftLawrence1 Год назад +6

    God, this reminded me of The Five Chinese Brothers from when i was a kid a million and a half years ago.

  • @LosDog
    @LosDog Год назад +14

    He didn't drink the ocean. He drank all the water at the oasis.

  • @justnoel4088
    @justnoel4088 Год назад +32

    Bible 2: Holy Revengeance

  • @hazamax2139
    @hazamax2139 Год назад +13

    Bible director's cut

  • @Jinanwoys
    @Jinanwoys Год назад +10

    Magni Dezmond, the All-American Prophet

  • @ALonelyChurro
    @ALonelyChurro Год назад +7

    I liked the clip! One thing I think I noticed was at 3:11, where he said "lest it decompose" instead of "or else it decompose". I think it can technically have the same meaning though, and it comes from old English. Cheers!

    • @LumenClipsCh
      @LumenClipsCh  Год назад +3

      wow didn't know that! English isn't my first language

  • @Leo-ok3uj
    @Leo-ok3uj Год назад +6

    Unironically, that would be a nice fable

  • @KaozKaiser09
    @KaozKaiser09 Год назад +18

    Old preacher appears*
    Old Preacher: What in Sam Hill is going on up in’ ere!
    Magni: look at this guy. I bet he doesn’t even own Bible 2.

  • @Nonn0n
    @Nonn0n Год назад +6

    Taking “going up on a Tuesday to a new level”😂

  • @biiyen8458
    @biiyen8458 Год назад +9

    Magni "Totally not a cult" Dezmond

  • @antto9218
    @antto9218 Год назад +22

    i haven't laughed so hard on a stream since a long time, that was the best

  • @ikillomega
    @ikillomega Год назад +4

    You know Magni has been a master bullshit artist his entire life.

  • @superitgel1
    @superitgel1 Год назад +3

    The thirty man in desert is clearly a reference to Moses splitting the sea!

  • @HOSER922
    @HOSER922 Год назад +3

    On a Tuesday, mind you.

  • @jubutsu-house
    @jubutsu-house Год назад +3

    Impressive..
    Now I gotta tune into the stream

  • @RedElectrik
    @RedElectrik Год назад +4

    Oddly the bible is the bible two. The first and second testament. So I guess this would be the third testament

  • @kylerivera3470
    @kylerivera3470 Год назад +4

    Boys: _Having a blast_
    Girls: "Wha- What?"

  • @Ashnor23
    @Ashnor23 Год назад +33

    this stream killed me many times, one of the most hilarious streams around!

  • @dlwk1988
    @dlwk1988 Год назад +3

    God be like: haha thats hilarious. Noah get the ark

  • @trialnumberthree180
    @trialnumberthree180 Год назад +4

    magni is so underrated

  • @DarioKalen_Kagenui
    @DarioKalen_Kagenui Год назад +4

    Lmao Bible 2 with a preorder Christ figurine bonus. 😭😭

  • @superitgel1
    @superitgel1 Год назад +7

    imo Magni's character is similar to Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun.

    • @tedjomuljono3052
      @tedjomuljono3052 Год назад +4

      And Kroni is Vash, a crack shot, prosthetic arm, bad reputation in towns, and prefers to not kill
      How they get all of these randomly from dice rolls is uncanny

  • @vespaia2166
    @vespaia2166 Год назад +4

    I spat out my drink when this happened, and I wasn’t even drinking anything

  • @gokbay3057
    @gokbay3057 Год назад +2

    I mean, with tbe Old and New Testament, Gospels, Hebrew Bible, Greek Bible, the Latin version Catholics use, Martin Luther's German translation, King James' Version, etc you can probably name some of those Bible 1 and Bible 2 (and perhaps even 3 and up).

  • @amh7282
    @amh7282 Год назад +6

    Calli and Kronii standing with the tempus boys make me realise how tall the boys were especially Vesper

  • @TheKikolito
    @TheKikolito Год назад +29

    When he pulled out Bible 2 I was dying while I was at work I had to physically stop myself from bursting into laughter. 😂

  • @nepsterboop
    @nepsterboop Год назад +3

    my mans was THIRSTY

  • @Zeracan
    @Zeracan 5 месяцев назад +1

    Magni spittin straight facts on my life...

  • @Nothingseen
    @Nothingseen Год назад +9

    Magni's not a scammer. He's just a Mormon.

  • @Azrimohr
    @Azrimohr Год назад +5

    3:29 *just a correction, only a 6-sided die so, 1-3 = fail, 4-6 success. and it only counts the highest number for that roll if you have at least 1 or more for that attribute (swindle, guile, guts, etc.) if you have zero on that attribute, then it counts the lowest number on that roll. it doesn't add the rolls either. they're not looking at the sum of the rolls btw, just the individual rolls.

    • @LumenClipsCh
      @LumenClipsCh  Год назад +1

      yeah there were a lot of stuff I forgot abt the stream like what you just said and Chris being spelled as Kris... I had everything already set up in my editing software since last week so I just finished it up but I've already forgotten some details ✌🏼

  • @samsolitaryroll
    @samsolitaryroll Год назад +4

    I really hope Magni would someday GM his own session.

  • @Balbaneth
    @Balbaneth Год назад +3

    Priest Magni best character

  • @marcelostalker
    @marcelostalker Год назад +2

    Magni doing the whole "my source is that I made it the fuck up" like a pro. This, my fellas, is the proper way to play ttrpg.

  • @Dazzy_Draws
    @Dazzy_Draws Год назад +1

    i freaking love this

  • @kasupy_barrett85
    @kasupy_barrett85 Год назад +2

    Everyday, Magni tries to make us astray...

  • @kwj_nekko_6320
    @kwj_nekko_6320 Год назад +3

    MAGMO'S WORLD

  • @yukiamatsukaze5095
    @yukiamatsukaze5095 Год назад +1

    Kronii so smart. Yes, drinking ocean makes you more dehydrate.

  • @stateofvoid
    @stateofvoid Год назад +3

    wake up babe new bible just dropped

  • @okamisamakun
    @okamisamakun Год назад +1

    The maglad is back at it again.

  • @jettrooperjp5142
    @jettrooperjp5142 Год назад +2

    The title is formatted like a jerma clip😂

  • @purewhiteloverbizarrejelly
    @purewhiteloverbizarrejelly Год назад +13

    This is absolutely sacrilegious. How has Timmy never heard of Bible 2?

  • @INSAne_DrUNkard
    @INSAne_DrUNkard Год назад +1

    Peak editing

  • @guilherme5094
    @guilherme5094 Год назад +1

    You heard the word my brothers!

  • @NicaremE
    @NicaremE Год назад +5

    The source is that I made it the fuck up!

  • @JakeMatthews-OnLo
    @JakeMatthews-OnLo Год назад +1

    It’s called Berserk and it’s peak.

  • @KaoretheHalfDemon
    @KaoretheHalfDemon Год назад +1

    I hear theres a wicked car chase in Bible 2.

  • @RadicalEdward2
    @RadicalEdward2 Год назад +2

    The writing of the King James Bible colorized

  • @agsiar
    @agsiar Год назад +1

    Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo - Back for Revenge

  • @thesalvadorianwarrior798
    @thesalvadorianwarrior798 Год назад +2

    Bible 2. Bible. 2. God damn.

  • @f.b.l.9813
    @f.b.l.9813 Год назад +4

    technically the new testament is Bible 2

  • @DarthBobCat
    @DarthBobCat Год назад +5

    Magni is Joseph Smith

  • @BaltazarSMZ
    @BaltazarSMZ Год назад +2

    I like he made the church of the latter day Maglord. And tried to convert people to be magmons

  • @Justin-Thyme
    @Justin-Thyme Год назад +6

    Ah yes, Bible 2. Sources say its cover is Black.

  • @fahmikhairullah5501
    @fahmikhairullah5501 Год назад +2

    3:30 they're using 2d6 in this game I think, and they're not accumulative. So it's a fail for 1-3 and success for 4-6

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 Год назад

      2d6 would be a range of 2-12. Though I haven't caught these streams to know the rules they make.

    • @fahmikhairullah5501
      @fahmikhairullah5501 Год назад +1

      @@gemstonegynoid7475 for multiple dices they normally use "best of" mechanic, like rolling with advantages in DnD

  • @F13FAR0
    @F13FAR0 Год назад

    Not the fucking horse going towards calli 💀

  • @tu8315
    @tu8315 Год назад +2

    Magmo taught him well

  • @pleasekillyoursef
    @pleasekillyoursef Год назад +1

    Basically the Mormons

  • @jive7391
    @jive7391 Год назад +2

    Bible 2: The Revange of The Lord

  • @gumilhopipoca4041
    @gumilhopipoca4041 Год назад +6

    Not that it matters, but the name is Kris, it's in the character sheet

  • @MCcrepperify
    @MCcrepperify Год назад +1

    pretty sure bible 2 was the mormon book lol
    but for real not suprised at all magni pullin a fast one

  • @Enyoiyourself
    @Enyoiyourself Год назад +4

    Well, isn't the New Testament basically The Bible 2?

  • @chargemankent
    @chargemankent Год назад +4

    "It was on Tuesday mind you."
    - Magn U

  • @cocoapuff5853
    @cocoapuff5853 Год назад +1

    You know i always thought there were 49 bibles

  • @quetzalcoatl974
    @quetzalcoatl974 Год назад +1

    The book of mormon in a nutshell

  • @Jammy._.
    @Jammy._. Год назад +1

    technically the new testament is the bible version 2 .... so ... yeah also theres other books that didnt get put in the bible and some that were written after the new testament so .... yeah

  • @koishi3449
    @koishi3449 Год назад +1

    the book of magmon