I Released The Hydra On TABS Villagers - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- I don't know how people have broken the unit creator to this point but I'm happy to have a 5-headed hydra in my arsenal.
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"Watching Homer Simpson get eaten by velociraptors" -- sounds like a tag line for the next Simpsons' movie.
Facts
Not related
I wonder if Captainsause reads his comments if so thank you for helping me and others during this pandemic
Same
He used to read his comments and respond
But he stopped when he reached around. 900k subs (I think)
Now, he rarely does it
“Is it trying to bang me in the face and send me into space”? Captainscauce the poet.
Death to the shire
Yes
@@amandaneeland2614 yas
Bars
@Amanda Neeland burn them with fire
" Is it also trying to bang me into face and send me in to space? "
( Captainsauce - 2021 )
fire, water, Earth, bang me into space all four nations lived in harmony until the bang me into space Nation attacked
Death to the shire
Our favorite element: Secks
.
Bruh
Me:*see the thumbnail also Me: he we go again with a another god
Hydra flying with basically ripped kites. Man, that’s what we call dedication
''bang me in the face and send me into space'' got me dying
Death to the shire
Lmaooooooo
😂
@Justaweebeingme2 😳
Ouuuuuu
"Ion cannons from across the map coming directly as a far as the command and conquer franchise."
HE KNOWS ABOUT OUR CHILDHOOD
He knows too much
Im so happy we have another cnc lover
OH NO
“Only the avatar can master all 4 elements”
Hydra: hold my beer
Death to the shire
Unfair! He has more than one heeeeaaaad!
The samurai giant can deflect ballista bolts and tank shotw
The dragon is stronger, as it's mastered the art of face banging
season 5, the element of banging your face and sending you to space
“Hobbit lives matter!”
-90 hobbits
-40 peasants
-5 painters
-1 Minotaur
At this point it’s Totally Accurate Hobbit Eradication Simulator.
LOL 2 TRUE
Death to the shire
Ah yes my favorite game TAHES
Tahes
Death to the shire
Why couldn’t I stop laughing at the word “burninate”. Help, I’ve been stuck here for 10 minutes.
You're not the only one.
hey, cap, here's how to defeat the super peasent with only 6200 budget:
10 balloners, a lot of chearleaders and a hwacha
Here's the formation (where to place the units):
B I
A I
L I
L I
O I Super peasent
O I
N I
E I
R I
Cool
fun fact: the AOE of attack from giants are indiscriminate, and can damage the giant itself. this happens the most consistent with the ice giant, who will almost always take splash damage from his own punches.
at first i though you were talking about attack on titan the i read ice giant and realised that you said aoe not aot
Day 55 of telling sauce Samaria giant can deflect ballista bolt and tank shots
Good going keep the streak
Holy shit really?
Death to the shire
We need him to see this
I've been seeing this comment from you sense day 1 lol
100% yes to an episode dedicated to custom units. They are always hilarious!
That thing is so cursed you'll need a priest
The battle of Hastings
The battle must take place on a map with a bridge or choke point over water, since 10% of the reason the Normans won was because people snuck under the bridge and speared people in the testicles.
One king(Harold Godwin)
10 archers
20 squires
3 knights
Bonus challenge:
As you are a Viking hailing from France, you can only use Archers, Squires, , Sarisas, and Brawlers.
“Sometimes we spend so much time thinking about new units, we forget about the potionseller.”
~Plato or something
Death to the shire
Ah yes, Plato the wisest philosopher from the tabs universe
"Are you trying to, Bang me in the face. Or send my to space, what kind of elements are those"- captainSauce
Poeit 100
I absolutely love your videos man, don't ever stop.
Death to the shire
He did.
Foreshadowing at its finest
(Only Legends will understand)
Nobody:
The Hydra: "Does this have whiskey in, or was it nitroglycerin? I'll find out on the way out if I'm spewin' flamin' piss again!"
They died because they didn't heil hydra, and Red Skull got mad
Homer Simpson it looks like a duck decided to get dressed in the morning but then jumped into a woodchipper Yup that’s homer
"If you haven't left the video yet, thanks for that" hey, we can all use a good dad joke sometimes
Death to the shire
Dad jokes = life
(atleast to me)
I will die then hear a dad joke 💀
I'd love it if when we die we all hear dad jokes for all eternity. I'd be in paradise for the first few centuries
"But I am not sure how heaven's army is going to handle guns and cannons"
Renaissance faction: *Am I a joke to you*
"Is it going to bang my space and send me into space? what kind of element is that??"
*The element of Lust*
The hydra seems to be able to heal itself like a priest. If you listen closely, you can hear the noise, and the hydra turns golden.
Me: Watching random videos on youtube
Cap: *uploads tabs video
Me: *Change of plans...*
*Death to the shire*
If you want to kill these broken custom units, just have them face off against *other* broken custom units, someone has to win.
I didn't get the joke about the buccaneer but I'm still here so i guess that counts for something
I did not expect to see tag team grandma's smash a pirate Captain today
Your skin isn't paper, don't cut it.
Your face isn't a mask, don't hide it.
Your size isn't a book, don't judge it.
Your heart isn't a door, don't lock it.
Your neck isn't a rope, don't hang it.
Your life isn't a film, don't end it. :(
Both skin and paper are tissues, chop chop.
A face is the structure along with skin, hide.
Informative books about weight, j u d g e.
Lower ventricle.
You hang the rope which *holds* your neck, not the other way around.
“My life is like a moviieeee, oh oh, yeah, we make and end, yeaahhh”
I feel like doing the last one right now
@@samuelvenman5561same
1:45 this is why i love you
Day 74 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best
It's nice that one of my favorite youtubers knows of things from Strongbad.
“Buccaneer”. I love it.
Hearing "The Arbiter" it brings back some good memories from a long time ago
Y=same
"Bang me in the face and send me into space." Best quote of 2021
Death to the shire
He's Canadian different time zone
@@totaleclipse3598 ummm what?
22:59 Yeah ur right, the grass is that tall that it blocked half of the body making me think that the raptors ate half of him😂
him: lets use the grannies they've been fending off death for a long time
the reaper: OH NO my only weakness, OLD LADIES
"Bang me in the face and send me to space"
*bars*
"bang me in the face and send me into space" poetry at its finest
cap: “ is it trying to bang me in the face and send me into space What kind of elements are those?”
me: uh the element of surprise and air
day 1 of telling cap to play rock of ages 2 again.
I wish you luck on your mission i too wanna see more of that game
@@person3759 spread the word
"Bang me in the face and send me into space"
holy shit that's the smoothest shit i've heard
That "Hydra" looks like a costume from Party City
Hydra:*5 heads + 4 elements*
First head: I have water
Second head: I got earth
Third head:I’m on fire
Fourth head: air is mine
Fifth head: what about me🥺
Remember when one of the craziest mods in tabs was a bear?
Could you check out “the wobbly warrior” in the workshop? It looks like a gladiator and it is fairly powerful.
*“BANG ME IN THE FACE AND SEND ME INTO SPACE”*
- Captain Sauce 2021
“Buc-a-neer,”that got me dying lmaoooo
Laughing my ass off off off off?
I don't get it
I feel like he asked for the price and then they said Buck and ear which was a pun of buccaneer and in the story it would lead him to cutting his ear off and then realizing that he needed that ear for his newly purchased studs since the other half of his face is covered with his hat nobody would see the stud on his other ear
I love how much he can rhyme without even thinking about it.
And
I LOVE IT
"How many elephants do you see at sea?"
At least 4
23:12 aww the raptor looks so happy!
"Only the avatar can master all 4 elements"
Kakashi: Hold my icha icha
(Inspired by Just some Random Guy)
Wait he kamikazes? I'm never seen that before
The kamikaze crew: *WELP IMA HEAD OUT*
"Is it trying to bang me into space? Or burn me in the face?"
-CaptianSauce, 2021
bang me in the face and send me into space*
1:47 my face is the same after hearing that joke. Great content Captainsauce, keep up the good work
I am glad they still work on this game after all this time.
Captainsauce when his strategic battle plans don't work: Random Bullshit GO!
Anyone notice that something is off.. like his voice is down and his not having fun and his jokes are kinda off to and not laughing much...
Cap: "how many elephants do you see at sea"
One piece zou arc: am I nothing to you
I clicked on this video faster than Captainsauce kills Halflings ( or hobbits)
htaeD ot eht erihs
homer:uses explode
Captainsauce:what kind of attack is that?
I would love to see you play more VR games again captain
YES! command and conquer reference.... My favorite game... I played c&c generals for the longest time when I was younger...
I love when you can see Cap question whether or not he's gonna finish a joke AS he finishes it anyways
''bang me in the face and send me into space''
-Captainsauce 2021
But I’m going to call yes queen slay because there’s two of them and their absolutely going to push my shit in - captainsause
1:15
They also told palpatine he couldn't lead both the Republic and the Separatist and we know how that turned out
Me and my little brother are working on a unit called “The Boat” it’s a double sized Viking longship that jumps on things to kill them. There’s no riders or units carrying it it just flys into the sky then lands on units.
0:00 16:49
Let's be honest: The Hydra is actually just the Ultra Dragon from Ninjago with an extra head.
You don’t know how much it means to me to hear someone else say burninate. No one knows about it, it was even on Guitar Hero
I love captiansauce for making that StrongBad reference
Challenge
•Only Aloud To Use Giant's
•(Snuffy Is Aloud)
•Beat Any Campaign
"bang me in the face and send me into space" ppl shoul use this in rap videos
cap is awesome and always makes me happy because of this qoute " I will go in till i win or it blows up in my face" --CaptianSauce--
Question, Iv seen you do a lot of custom units that are just by them selves and not a lot of them that are in a actual faction, can you do a video and look through the faction units? If you do might I recommend Satans army? Pretty fun faction from what I’ve tested
Here's what's happening
God is invading tabs and while he does it the devil is fighting his way to heaven
No one will complain if you made an hour long special on tabs
“No mods here!”
1 of the best un-modded units
Vs
50 of the worst modded units
Who knew tha glowing weapons were so effective? The gauntlets are shockingly strong.
I have created a small squad of Captain Sauces called Sauce Thru Time. It was literally made in under an hour.
I didn't leave the video cuz I already knew that joke but it was still funny
Cap playin for both sides so he always comes out on top
I would have disliked if you hadn't mentioned how happy the raptor looked.
The command and conquer reference makes up for the 2 bird joke
"bang me in the face and send me to space, what kind of elements are those?"
Me an intelectual The element of Surprise
100 scarecrows vs dark peasant. Scarecrows might win.
the only reason why I wake up everyday is that Cap could have uploaded a video
I knew that when he pooped on the arbiter in the beginning he would be an amazing unit later
14:02 The arbiter just had a stroke and died
I wonder what happens when the divine arbiter has a very large cheer squad....
Hey cap you should play more throw anything and rocks of ages 2!!! We miss them please play them!!!
I feel like you should do the firework game again it was so much fun and I was laughing like crazy
This is entirely unrelated to the video, but earlier today my random brain ovveran my logic brain but was checked by my funny bone when I went to say "Like a chicken with epilepsy" then I couldn't because of the thought of a chicken with epilepsy.
"I am gonna go full blown captain planet on his ass"
Captain sauce
lol i got a ad for tabs while watching captain sauce play tabs
Captain that buccaneer joke is why I subscribed to you in the first place
Also name reveal 3 million subs?
The Hydra also has the element of surprise