Technically it's possible to preserve and ferment butter to where it smells and tastes like cheese. But you can't do it with pasteurized butter because it lacks the good bacteria that would kill the bad ones that would grow too while it ferments. And it's usually done the other way around where you ferment the cream before churning butter. But it's doable the other way around too. Remember kids humans are scavengers with only canines and vultures having higher acidity stomachs. The food is not spoiled you're just a sissy.
The oils in the butter go rancid. So, if you want to keep butter longer, freeze it. Cooking spray can go rancid too, but there is likely no actual butter in it.
@@daznis The preservatives just increase the time before spoilage. I just tossed some Crisco that had turned rancid. Oxidation is the cause of degradation.
Looks like someone needs to take some time on Jack's channel, or that guy who runs 'the asshole cooking show', because ad bad as this is, it's not that bad.
@@shadowphoenix68 Honestly I don't think there's a difference between three of them in cooking skills, so I guess Remi+Pippa would be scarier just because it's twice the culinary chaos
So let's see, things Pippa put in her mouth this stream, sometimes together >soap >expired ramen >coffee >taco bell hot sauce >chocolate >cheese >an egg that visibly still had chicken shit on it (Pippa just because you don't wash it so it lasts longer, you're still supposed to wash it right when you're able to use it) >whatever particles were on her table as she scooped the egg up from it into the pot >an mre that was somehow the most edible thing in the stream and was basically just the ingredients of a hamburger put into a tortilla.
Omfg she's picking up the dropped egg with her bare hands on her moldy table And her dad shows up with a fire extinguisher and calls out her ramen tasting like soap and burps away HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
That power cable on that mini pot looked like garbage and the kind that only has one layer of insulation so I would say a fire extinguisher is warranted.
We tried to prevent her from cooking and all she said "ITS FINE CHAT!!" "ITS FINE!" *wiper blade noises* and then missing the egg by a mile, making a mess all that and papakin had to come out with the fire extinguisher not able to trust pippa to even cook in general shows how ready papakin really is to avoid having the house burn down (I wonder if its happened before)
Within limits. And that also require properly cooked. Which I think Pippa violated with that very fresh non expired egg. I can guess she lives in a farm, but shouldn't she have some farm girl knowledge? I am the city guy!
the best thing about this is how other vtubers fake their horrible cooking streams for content, while Pippa is just being herself. truly disgusting 10/10
Also, Pippa may want to know that Memory's cooking is kind of a "wildcard" with the constant being anything remotely Italian turns out awesome (just be aware she breaks her pasta).
Watching her cook with that tainted chicken fresh egg reminded me of Osmosis Jones. If she doesn't stream for a couple of weeks, then that means that virus is wrecking her bunny parts.
I joined the stream right as she was about to crack the egg and it was hilarious. You also skipped the rubber knob she found while putting the egg in and threw in aswell.
For reference they still make the Picante Chicken, they just don't sell it in boxes like Normal Chicken or Beef. There's a Chilli Flavor you can't find in boxes either that's my personal favorite.
Never thought ruining noodles is possible, yet here we are with multiple expired packs of it, an egg scooped from the table with moldy hands and liquid soap. I wonder if Pippa did it for content or she's just that insane
A food poisoning stream. Cooking extremely expired food, in a barely cleaned cooking device that you left soap in, using expired cooking spray and dropping raw eggs on your desk onto the fork you might be eating the food with. How did she miss the pot that badly. Personally I use the back of a butter knife to crack my eggs. Use the tip of the knife for butter for the pan then use the back of the knife to crack the egg over the pan.
um..err... hmm .. this hurt me emotionally somehow .. the pain .. dang it Pippa .. all the wholesomeness we got in the past couple of week were gone .. back to the good ol` Pipkin Pippa
>shows up with fire extinguisher
>belches loudly
>refuses to leave
>continues belching
truly a man among men
God doesn't make those anymore
Papakin is my oshi and i simp for that man before everything else.
He is possibly the greatest man of his generation.
He wasn’t burping, he was retching. Retching is when you eat something bad or smell something bad and you feel like vomiting
Papakin made Pippa, he clearly deserves the utmost respect!
love that Papakin was like, “Pippa’s cooking? Well, time to bring out the fire extinguisher 🧯” and then proceeds to burp loudly and continuously
Well, Wemi started a fire in her kitchen, so he's right.
Does Butter go bad? YES, PIPPA. IT DOES.
to be fair, i doubt that butter flavourded non stick spray has any butter in it.
Technically it's possible to preserve and ferment butter to where it smells and tastes like cheese. But you can't do it with pasteurized butter because it lacks the good bacteria that would kill the bad ones that would grow too while it ferments. And it's usually done the other way around where you ferment the cream before churning butter. But it's doable the other way around too.
Remember kids humans are scavengers with only canines and vultures having higher acidity stomachs. The food is not spoiled you're just a sissy.
The oils in the butter go rancid. So, if you want to keep butter longer, freeze it. Cooking spray can go rancid too, but there is likely no actual butter in it.
@@Knofbath It's murica, so preservatives prevent fungi to spawn on it. Not sure I would be able to tell an old butter from new.
@@daznis The preservatives just increase the time before spoilage. I just tossed some Crisco that had turned rancid. Oxidation is the cause of degradation.
Papakin’s Pippa sense was tingling.
but he continued anyway.
This is probably the most vile cooking stream I've ever seen, and I've seen Haachama, Mika and Mysta cook. 10/10
Have you seen filian cook?_.
I'm so proud of her
@@KNJfan filian doesn't cook she commits arson
Looks like someone needs to take some time on Jack's channel, or that guy who runs 'the asshole cooking show', because ad bad as this is, it's not that bad.
@@KNJfan I don't even want to imagine it.
We didn't let her cook. It's just there's nothing we could do to stop her.
From her Dad it seems like fire has stopped her more than once.
It's moments like these that make me realize how lucky we all are that Sakana has found Pippa and made sure she doesn't go job hunting.
The balls on that man to gamble on this train wreck lol
The cooking crossover with Pippa and Remilia would be something to be afraid about.
Question is what is scarier? Haachama cooking or the combined effort of Pippa and Remilia cooking?
@@shadowphoenix68 Honestly I don't think there's a difference between three of them in cooking skills, so I guess Remi+Pippa would be scarier just because it's twice the culinary chaos
@@andremorr But have those two almost killed themselves live on stream with their cooking though?
@@xenon_jvIIRC Remi almost burned her kitchen.
Not on stream tho
Let's get Memory in there for good measure
Cooking is a GENEROUS descriptor of what she did.
"Food crimes" is more apt.
on the bright side. fishmen saved a lot of lives by containing her.
"I can go get an egg"
yet she can't be bothered to take the pot to the sink and ends up with soap ramen.
3:05 what a terrible day to have eyes
Couldn't agree more
Remember, folks. If you wife up Pippa don’t ask her to cook for you
As much as I love the Phase girls, I'm too afraid to even consider marrying any of them
@@coldacid Lumi is a good cook at least.
@@coldacidcoward
Turtle breeder won't read this
This is a "functioning" "adult" ladies and gentlemen.
I wouldn't use either of those words for Pippa.
@@ffwast That's why I used sarcastic quotations. 😜
Define "functioning".
And her vote counts
Pippa? Listening to the FDA? They got her boys, she's glowing 😔
So let's see, things Pippa put in her mouth this stream, sometimes together
>soap
>expired ramen
>coffee
>taco bell hot sauce
>chocolate
>cheese
>an egg that visibly still had chicken shit on it (Pippa just because you don't wash it so it lasts longer, you're still supposed to wash it right when you're able to use it)
>whatever particles were on her table as she scooped the egg up from it into the pot
>an mre that was somehow the most edible thing in the stream and was basically just the ingredients of a hamburger put into a tortilla.
Don't forget the bits of metal/plastic from boiling that screw
She shakes the poop and dirt from the egg shell into the noodles and drops the contents of the egg on the table. Classic.
Her completely missing killed me.
Now this is the prime pippa content I love, way better than how she's been lately on her advertiser-friendly arc
The question is not “Who let Pippa cook?” The question is “Who is going to stop her?”
Omfg she's picking up the dropped egg with her bare hands on her moldy table
And her dad shows up with a fire extinguisher and calls out her ramen tasting like soap and burps away HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Pippa knows that not washing the pot or your hands adds flavor to the dish.
Masterchef Pippa.
i have no words yet i must scream. what did i just watch
It wasn't even the worst one she made.
Peak PHASE Top Chef!
pippa tried to pattricide poppakin
I sometimes forget she's part of phase connect then she does something very phase connect-like.
It is the other way around. Phase does very Pipkin-like.
Who designs a minipot that can't contain a single ramen package? That's CRIMINAL.
I literally said in her Super Chats to have the fire extinguisher. Pappakin listened to me better than she did.
That power cable on that mini pot looked like garbage and the kind that only has one layer of insulation so I would say a fire extinguisher is warranted.
Who let pippa cook 😭
We all knew the vomit drawer would return, someday.
did not expect the dankula soundbite
A welcome crossover
A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one!
She’s already banned by ramsey
...she's gonna need a guy who can cook...
When the egg just plopped on the table I lost it
Filthy Frank type meal
2:40 "Well, at least she didn't spill the eg-" *proceeds to completely miss the bowl* "..oh"
NO PAPAKIN DON'T EAT IT NOOOOO
Pippa is no longer my oshi, long live Papakin.
Not if he keeps tasting Pippa's cooking he won't.
We're hitting girlfail levels that shouldn't be possible
As a professional chef, i can only hold my hands up to my head like that Edvard Munch portrait
I really hope Mister Big Ballin' superchatter is alright
Me too.
She really is like a female Asmon, wow.
We tried to prevent her from cooking and all she said "ITS FINE CHAT!!" "ITS FINE!" *wiper blade noises* and then missing the egg by a mile, making a mess all that and papakin had to come out with the fire extinguisher not able to trust pippa to even cook in general shows how ready papakin really is to avoid having the house burn down (I wonder if its happened before)
I'm no stranger to expired food. The current can of steel cut oats I'm eating expired 11 years ago. But she made horrors.
Expiration dates are guidelines. I've ordered a lot of expired jerky and protein bars because they're so much cheaper.
@@firrup Very true. I have a local shop that deals almost entirely in expired food. Great deals.
Within limits. And that also require properly cooked. Which I think Pippa violated with that very fresh non expired egg.
I can guess she lives in a farm, but shouldn't she have some farm girl knowledge? I am the city guy!
the best thing about this is how other vtubers fake their horrible cooking streams for content, while Pippa is just being herself.
truly disgusting 10/10
Unexpected Dankula 1:39
i cant believe she gave papakin food poisoning for content
i haven't seen any of her outisde of ifuuny except this. this is exactly what i expected
Also, Pippa may want to know that Memory's cooking is kind of a "wildcard" with the constant being anything remotely Italian turns out awesome (just be aware she breaks her pasta).
Watching her cook with that tainted chicken fresh egg reminded me of Osmosis Jones. If she doesn't stream for a couple of weeks, then that means that virus is wrecking her bunny parts.
I feel for sorry for Papakin
>virus is wrecking her bunny parts
The mold: "I'm not locked in here with you".
Yeah I’m the virus 😎
The evil queen dipped the apples into Pip's ramen before feeding it to Snow White for every poisons the queen made pale in comparison to this.
Missed the part where she listened to chat and a stuck her hand in boiling water to test if it was boiling
i expected it to be bad but holy crap
The egg debacle was the funniest thing I've seen in a while, I couldn't stop laughing watching it live
Haachama: Nani the fuck?!?
I joined the stream right as she was about to crack the egg and it was hilarious.
You also skipped the rubber knob she found while putting the egg in and threw in aswell.
A Pippa and Onigiri collab would be WILD. First to burn rice wins!
Giri won't burn rice. Now KUROK9....
im so proud of pippa for not burning her house down
And this wasn't even the worst ramen cooked that stream.
great recipe from Pippa Scalfani. 10/10
For reference they still make the Picante Chicken, they just don't sell it in boxes like Normal Chicken or Beef.
There's a Chilli Flavor you can't find in boxes either that's my personal favorite.
Patiently waiting for Pippa's Coffee Ramen™(a bit expired, contains dish soap) to be on sale. I bet even that would taste better than her coffee.
1:40 count dankula sakana was not what I was expecting...
I'm not even a little disapointed and hope we see more of it!
She said she cleaned her room recently, i wonder if these are all garbage she found and decided to use it on stream lol
I did not realize someone could genuinely fail so badly at cooking and cleaning this horribly
I’ve never been so consistently concerned during a vtuber cooking stream
Never thought ruining noodles is possible, yet here we are with multiple expired packs of it, an egg scooped from the table with moldy hands and liquid soap.
I wonder if Pippa did it for content or she's just that insane
Why not both?
Definitely both.
Why is her dad so amazing?
"The fire extinguisher is by the door" 😂
food poisoning LFG!!!!
The mold makes you stronger
Pippchamma cooking
Asmongold, is that you??
If you think about it, it's kind of incredible that Pippa's even alive.
I see where Nyana got all of her cooking talent from...
certified prison cook
licensed school lunch lady
Living with Pipper ... peak cinema.🤌
Ah man, can't believe that i missed this stream, thanks for this trailer version
This takes saad girl dinner to an entirely new level 😊
At that point she might as well not have washed the pot
And she wonders why she needs she needs allergy meds.
Dawn flavored ramen, my favorite.
At this point even Nurgle might be revolted - I mean, soap? Eww.
Nightmare fuel, reminds me of Haachama cooking.
Dawn Dish Soap? That's what they use on the airplanes at Boeing!
You know, for the first try it was pretty bad
This 5 min clip is definitely all i can stomach to watch her cook XD
Forget the fire extinguisher, get that man to an ER or call poison control!
Pippa? Oh im sure she has a tolerance for this kinda thing.
Someone send this to The Hague. It needs to be tried for war crimes.
A food poisoning stream. Cooking extremely expired food, in a barely cleaned cooking device that you left soap in, using expired cooking spray and dropping raw eggs on your desk onto the fork you might be eating the food with.
How did she miss the pot that badly. Personally I use the back of a butter knife to crack my eggs. Use the tip of the knife for butter for the pan then use the back of the knife to crack the egg over the pan.
I am no longer sure if we actually fixed pippa.
MRE? manage radiology enteroscopy ?
Holy shit. Moldpkin Moldpa honoring her moniker. MOLD.
um..err... hmm .. this hurt me emotionally somehow .. the pain ..
dang it Pippa .. all the wholesomeness we got in the past couple of week were gone .. back to the good ol` Pipkin Pippa
This fucking rabbit LMAO
Nah this level of girlfailure is insane lol
Chat going zero to 100 mph when the egg dropped was a sight to behold.
Dude you killed me with that Dankula edit.
Gotta love Dankula's "foreshadowing"
Pippa…
"My nails are dirty i haven't washed my hands" little did we know by the end it would be the least of our worries.
As a person who enjoys cooking, this hurts my soul.
Also, Papakin just knew.