Who Let Pippa Cook?

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  • @Kapangdazz
    @Kapangdazz 7 месяцев назад +667

    >shows up with fire extinguisher
    >belches loudly
    >refuses to leave
    >continues belching
    truly a man among men

    • @mantraki
      @mantraki 7 месяцев назад +57

      God doesn't make those anymore

    • @bradyp8868
      @bradyp8868 7 месяцев назад +47

      Papakin is my oshi and i simp for that man before everything else.

    • @Maddog3060
      @Maddog3060 7 месяцев назад +28

      He is possibly the greatest man of his generation.

    • @Ami-vh7sr
      @Ami-vh7sr 7 месяцев назад +33

      He wasn’t burping, he was retching. Retching is when you eat something bad or smell something bad and you feel like vomiting

    • @decorumlopez9147
      @decorumlopez9147 6 месяцев назад +20

      Papakin made Pippa, he clearly deserves the utmost respect!

  • @Chocolatenigma
    @Chocolatenigma 7 месяцев назад +430

    love that Papakin was like, “Pippa’s cooking? Well, time to bring out the fire extinguisher 🧯” and then proceeds to burp loudly and continuously

    • @alexgainsborough4921
      @alexgainsborough4921 7 месяцев назад +26

      Well, Wemi started a fire in her kitchen, so he's right.

  • @Doctorolivercook
    @Doctorolivercook 7 месяцев назад +475

    Does Butter go bad? YES, PIPPA. IT DOES.

    • @Niyucuatro
      @Niyucuatro 7 месяцев назад +58

      to be fair, i doubt that butter flavourded non stick spray has any butter in it.

    • @RealRatchet
      @RealRatchet 7 месяцев назад +21

      Technically it's possible to preserve and ferment butter to where it smells and tastes like cheese. But you can't do it with pasteurized butter because it lacks the good bacteria that would kill the bad ones that would grow too while it ferments. And it's usually done the other way around where you ferment the cream before churning butter. But it's doable the other way around too.
      Remember kids humans are scavengers with only canines and vultures having higher acidity stomachs. The food is not spoiled you're just a sissy.

    • @Knofbath
      @Knofbath 7 месяцев назад +12

      The oils in the butter go rancid. So, if you want to keep butter longer, freeze it. Cooking spray can go rancid too, but there is likely no actual butter in it.

    • @daznis
      @daznis 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Knofbath It's murica, so preservatives prevent fungi to spawn on it. Not sure I would be able to tell an old butter from new.

    • @Knofbath
      @Knofbath 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@daznis The preservatives just increase the time before spoilage. I just tossed some Crisco that had turned rancid. Oxidation is the cause of degradation.

  • @petercooper456
    @petercooper456 7 месяцев назад +315

    Papakin’s Pippa sense was tingling.

    • @shiki333
      @shiki333 6 месяцев назад +5

      but he continued anyway.

  • @Venixus
    @Venixus 7 месяцев назад +321

    This is probably the most vile cooking stream I've ever seen, and I've seen Haachama, Mika and Mysta cook. 10/10

    • @KNJfan
      @KNJfan 7 месяцев назад +18

      Have you seen filian cook?_.

    • @Interrobang212
      @Interrobang212 7 месяцев назад +4

      I'm so proud of her

    • @firestorm5371
      @firestorm5371 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@KNJfan filian doesn't cook she commits arson

    • @aerosyne
      @aerosyne 7 месяцев назад +7

      Looks like someone needs to take some time on Jack's channel, or that guy who runs 'the asshole cooking show', because ad bad as this is, it's not that bad.

    • @alexgainsborough4921
      @alexgainsborough4921 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@KNJfan I don't even want to imagine it.

  • @PK_Scratch
    @PK_Scratch 7 месяцев назад +293

    We didn't let her cook. It's just there's nothing we could do to stop her.

    • @jimboblordofeskimos
      @jimboblordofeskimos 6 месяцев назад +4

      From her Dad it seems like fire has stopped her more than once.

  • @crissblack478
    @crissblack478 7 месяцев назад +164

    It's moments like these that make me realize how lucky we all are that Sakana has found Pippa and made sure she doesn't go job hunting.

    • @Idontevenwanachannel
      @Idontevenwanachannel 6 месяцев назад +23

      The balls on that man to gamble on this train wreck lol

  • @Doctorolivercook
    @Doctorolivercook 7 месяцев назад +303

    The cooking crossover with Pippa and Remilia would be something to be afraid about.

    • @shadowphoenix68
      @shadowphoenix68 7 месяцев назад +17

      Question is what is scarier? Haachama cooking or the combined effort of Pippa and Remilia cooking?

    • @andremorr
      @andremorr 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@shadowphoenix68 Honestly I don't think there's a difference between three of them in cooking skills, so I guess Remi+Pippa would be scarier just because it's twice the culinary chaos

    • @xenon_jv
      @xenon_jv 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@andremorr But have those two almost killed themselves live on stream with their cooking though?

    • @PenguinBaconPH
      @PenguinBaconPH 7 месяцев назад +12

      ​​@@xenon_jvIIRC Remi almost burned her kitchen.
      Not on stream tho

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 7 месяцев назад +3

      Let's get Memory in there for good measure

  • @D-man-online
    @D-man-online 7 месяцев назад +123

    Cooking is a GENEROUS descriptor of what she did.

  • @DevideNull
    @DevideNull 7 месяцев назад +137

    on the bright side. fishmen saved a lot of lives by containing her.

  • @cerealbobereal
    @cerealbobereal 7 месяцев назад +144

    "I can go get an egg"
    yet she can't be bothered to take the pot to the sink and ends up with soap ramen.

  • @cyko5950
    @cyko5950 7 месяцев назад +124

    3:05 what a terrible day to have eyes

  • @Crimson522
    @Crimson522 7 месяцев назад +120

    Remember, folks. If you wife up Pippa don’t ask her to cook for you

    • @coldacid
      @coldacid 7 месяцев назад +33

      As much as I love the Phase girls, I'm too afraid to even consider marrying any of them

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@coldacid Lumi is a good cook at least.

    • @abonfire88
      @abonfire88 6 месяцев назад

      @@coldacidcoward

    • @Bigbigpoopi
      @Bigbigpoopi 6 месяцев назад

      Turtle breeder won't read this

  • @t3hr00tb33r
    @t3hr00tb33r 7 месяцев назад +68

    This is a "functioning" "adult" ladies and gentlemen.

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 6 месяцев назад +13

      I wouldn't use either of those words for Pippa.

    • @t3hr00tb33r
      @t3hr00tb33r 6 месяцев назад

      @@ffwast That's why I used sarcastic quotations. 😜

    • @LedoCool1
      @LedoCool1 5 месяцев назад +1

      Define "functioning".

    • @Bigbigpoopi
      @Bigbigpoopi 4 месяца назад

      And her vote counts

  • @NexGenRogue
    @NexGenRogue 7 месяцев назад +108

    Pippa? Listening to the FDA? They got her boys, she's glowing 😔

  • @SeruraRenge11
    @SeruraRenge11 7 месяцев назад +31

    So let's see, things Pippa put in her mouth this stream, sometimes together
    >soap
    >expired ramen
    >coffee
    >taco bell hot sauce
    >chocolate
    >cheese
    >an egg that visibly still had chicken shit on it (Pippa just because you don't wash it so it lasts longer, you're still supposed to wash it right when you're able to use it)
    >whatever particles were on her table as she scooped the egg up from it into the pot
    >an mre that was somehow the most edible thing in the stream and was basically just the ingredients of a hamburger put into a tortilla.

    • @devanmuse
      @devanmuse 6 месяцев назад +2

      Don't forget the bits of metal/plastic from boiling that screw

  • @are3287
    @are3287 7 месяцев назад +45

    She shakes the poop and dirt from the egg shell into the noodles and drops the contents of the egg on the table. Classic.

  • @Ulta_Nagenki
    @Ulta_Nagenki 7 месяцев назад +38

    Her completely missing killed me.

  • @hidarling641
    @hidarling641 Месяц назад +2

    Now this is the prime pippa content I love, way better than how she's been lately on her advertiser-friendly arc

  • @Voice_InMyHead
    @Voice_InMyHead 6 месяцев назад +4

    The question is not “Who let Pippa cook?” The question is “Who is going to stop her?”

  • @rhaven090
    @rhaven090 7 месяцев назад +37

    Omfg she's picking up the dropped egg with her bare hands on her moldy table
    And her dad shows up with a fire extinguisher and calls out her ramen tasting like soap and burps away HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 7 месяцев назад +120

    Pippa knows that not washing the pot or your hands adds flavor to the dish.
    Masterchef Pippa.

  • @theborg6024
    @theborg6024 7 месяцев назад +78

    i have no words yet i must scream. what did i just watch

  • @longhairscorpio3976
    @longhairscorpio3976 4 месяца назад +2

    pippa tried to pattricide poppakin

  • @Filler382
    @Filler382 7 месяцев назад +72

    I sometimes forget she's part of phase connect then she does something very phase connect-like.

    • @Blackwing2345635
      @Blackwing2345635 6 месяцев назад

      It is the other way around. Phase does very Pipkin-like.

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 7 месяцев назад +85

    Who designs a minipot that can't contain a single ramen package? That's CRIMINAL.

  • @SgtGigawattz
    @SgtGigawattz 7 месяцев назад +75

    I literally said in her Super Chats to have the fire extinguisher. Pappakin listened to me better than she did.

    • @NetAnon
      @NetAnon 7 месяцев назад +8

      That power cable on that mini pot looked like garbage and the kind that only has one layer of insulation so I would say a fire extinguisher is warranted.

  • @Mrveganpancakes
    @Mrveganpancakes 3 месяца назад +3

    Who let pippa cook 😭

  • @outismedia
    @outismedia 6 месяцев назад +2

    We all knew the vomit drawer would return, someday.

  • @WilhelmRyghts
    @WilhelmRyghts 7 месяцев назад +31

    did not expect the dankula soundbite

  • @0owo0x
    @0owo0x 6 месяцев назад +2

    She’s already banned by ramsey

  • @matthewrawlings1284
    @matthewrawlings1284 6 месяцев назад +4

    ...she's gonna need a guy who can cook...

  • @braddl9442
    @braddl9442 7 месяцев назад +17

    When the egg just plopped on the table I lost it

  • @fosterbennington6405
    @fosterbennington6405 6 месяцев назад +5

    Filthy Frank type meal

  • @elquesophantastico7510
    @elquesophantastico7510 7 месяцев назад +9

    2:40 "Well, at least she didn't spill the eg-" *proceeds to completely miss the bowl* "..oh"

  • @failp1ayer435
    @failp1ayer435 7 месяцев назад +9

    NO PAPAKIN DON'T EAT IT NOOOOO

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 7 месяцев назад +12

    Pippa is no longer my oshi, long live Papakin.

    • @kevlarandchrome
      @kevlarandchrome 6 месяцев назад +2

      Not if he keeps tasting Pippa's cooking he won't.

  • @soisoisoisoisoisois0
    @soisoisoisoisoisois0 6 месяцев назад +3

    We're hitting girlfail levels that shouldn't be possible

  • @NicoDoesLP
    @NicoDoesLP 7 месяцев назад +8

    As a professional chef, i can only hold my hands up to my head like that Edvard Munch portrait

  • @PowerSynopsis
    @PowerSynopsis 7 месяцев назад +38

    I really hope Mister Big Ballin' superchatter is alright

  • @Kerath
    @Kerath 7 месяцев назад +8

    She really is like a female Asmon, wow.

  • @kitcat2559
    @kitcat2559 7 месяцев назад +12

    We tried to prevent her from cooking and all she said "ITS FINE CHAT!!" "ITS FINE!" *wiper blade noises* and then missing the egg by a mile, making a mess all that and papakin had to come out with the fire extinguisher not able to trust pippa to even cook in general shows how ready papakin really is to avoid having the house burn down (I wonder if its happened before)

  • @zacharyrollick6169
    @zacharyrollick6169 7 месяцев назад +30

    I'm no stranger to expired food. The current can of steel cut oats I'm eating expired 11 years ago. But she made horrors.

    • @firrup
      @firrup 6 месяцев назад +5

      Expiration dates are guidelines. I've ordered a lot of expired jerky and protein bars because they're so much cheaper.

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@firrup Very true. I have a local shop that deals almost entirely in expired food. Great deals.

    • @georgeghleung
      @georgeghleung 6 месяцев назад +1

      Within limits. And that also require properly cooked. Which I think Pippa violated with that very fresh non expired egg.
      I can guess she lives in a farm, but shouldn't she have some farm girl knowledge? I am the city guy!

  • @hunzukunz
    @hunzukunz 7 месяцев назад +3

    the best thing about this is how other vtubers fake their horrible cooking streams for content, while Pippa is just being herself.
    truly disgusting 10/10

  • @radiofreedom7840
    @radiofreedom7840 7 месяцев назад +11

    Unexpected Dankula 1:39

  • @four-en-tee
    @four-en-tee 7 месяцев назад +9

    i cant believe she gave papakin food poisoning for content

  • @TheCommanderDash
    @TheCommanderDash 7 месяцев назад +5

    i haven't seen any of her outisde of ifuuny except this. this is exactly what i expected

  • @hoppy8008
    @hoppy8008 7 месяцев назад +2

    Also, Pippa may want to know that Memory's cooking is kind of a "wildcard" with the constant being anything remotely Italian turns out awesome (just be aware she breaks her pasta).

  • @riskvideos
    @riskvideos 7 месяцев назад +24

    Watching her cook with that tainted chicken fresh egg reminded me of Osmosis Jones. If she doesn't stream for a couple of weeks, then that means that virus is wrecking her bunny parts.

    • @motherurck7542
      @motherurck7542 7 месяцев назад +4

      I feel for sorry for Papakin

    • @gvardota6909
      @gvardota6909 7 месяцев назад +6

      >virus is wrecking her bunny parts
      The mold: "I'm not locked in here with you".

    • @fosterbennington6405
      @fosterbennington6405 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah I’m the virus 😎

  • @whitegoat1089
    @whitegoat1089 6 месяцев назад +3

    The evil queen dipped the apples into Pip's ramen before feeding it to Snow White for every poisons the queen made pale in comparison to this.

  • @anotherbig976
    @anotherbig976 7 месяцев назад +11

    Missed the part where she listened to chat and a stuck her hand in boiling water to test if it was boiling

  • @davidb.brandon2552
    @davidb.brandon2552 6 месяцев назад +2

    i expected it to be bad but holy crap

  • @CLP99th
    @CLP99th 7 месяцев назад +4

    The egg debacle was the funniest thing I've seen in a while, I couldn't stop laughing watching it live

  • @rabbalabbadingdong
    @rabbalabbadingdong 6 месяцев назад +1

    Haachama: Nani the fuck?!?

  • @spacecore6000
    @spacecore6000 7 месяцев назад +16

    I joined the stream right as she was about to crack the egg and it was hilarious.
    You also skipped the rubber knob she found while putting the egg in and threw in aswell.

  • @bradyp8868
    @bradyp8868 7 месяцев назад +5

    A Pippa and Onigiri collab would be WILD. First to burn rice wins!

    • @georgeghleung
      @georgeghleung 6 месяцев назад

      Giri won't burn rice. Now KUROK9....

  • @xX_JGGJ_Xx
    @xX_JGGJ_Xx 7 месяцев назад +4

    im so proud of pippa for not burning her house down

  • @lupusebrius
    @lupusebrius 7 месяцев назад +4

    And this wasn't even the worst ramen cooked that stream.

  • @kryume
    @kryume 6 месяцев назад +1

    great recipe from Pippa Scalfani. 10/10

  • @The_New_CrisisTTV
    @The_New_CrisisTTV 7 месяцев назад +1

    For reference they still make the Picante Chicken, they just don't sell it in boxes like Normal Chicken or Beef.
    There's a Chilli Flavor you can't find in boxes either that's my personal favorite.

  • @carbonated-b6y
    @carbonated-b6y 7 месяцев назад +10

    Patiently waiting for Pippa's Coffee Ramen™(a bit expired, contains dish soap) to be on sale. I bet even that would taste better than her coffee.

  • @kevinhixson1586
    @kevinhixson1586 7 месяцев назад +10

    1:40 count dankula sakana was not what I was expecting...
    I'm not even a little disapointed and hope we see more of it!

  • @Mad___Hatter
    @Mad___Hatter 7 месяцев назад +4

    She said she cleaned her room recently, i wonder if these are all garbage she found and decided to use it on stream lol

  • @noirhelios
    @noirhelios 7 месяцев назад +2

    I did not realize someone could genuinely fail so badly at cooking and cleaning this horribly

  • @FreeJazzEnthusiast
    @FreeJazzEnthusiast 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve never been so consistently concerned during a vtuber cooking stream

  • @TheOneYouCantBEAR
    @TheOneYouCantBEAR 7 месяцев назад +5

    Never thought ruining noodles is possible, yet here we are with multiple expired packs of it, an egg scooped from the table with moldy hands and liquid soap.
    I wonder if Pippa did it for content or she's just that insane

  • @Bam_bone
    @Bam_bone 7 месяцев назад +2

    Why is her dad so amazing?

  • @ezUpshift_Media
    @ezUpshift_Media 6 месяцев назад +1

    "The fire extinguisher is by the door" 😂

  • @friedrichwilhelmvonsteuben7952
    @friedrichwilhelmvonsteuben7952 7 месяцев назад +25

    food poisoning LFG!!!!

  • @SlicesLemons
    @SlicesLemons 7 месяцев назад +2

    The mold makes you stronger

  • @FCS84168
    @FCS84168 7 месяцев назад +6

    Pippchamma cooking

  • @TheSinisterPRO
    @TheSinisterPRO 6 месяцев назад +2

    Asmongold, is that you??

  • @CarlMakesVideos
    @CarlMakesVideos 6 месяцев назад

    If you think about it, it's kind of incredible that Pippa's even alive.

  • @kyuugetsu3387
    @kyuugetsu3387 7 месяцев назад +2

    I see where Nyana got all of her cooking talent from...

  • @xilpes6254
    @xilpes6254 7 месяцев назад +3

    certified prison cook
    licensed school lunch lady

  • @Mondoness
    @Mondoness 4 месяца назад +1

    Living with Pipper ... peak cinema.🤌

  • @Reddyroe
    @Reddyroe 7 месяцев назад +1

    Ah man, can't believe that i missed this stream, thanks for this trailer version

  • @JRock3091
    @JRock3091 6 месяцев назад +2

    This takes saad girl dinner to an entirely new level 😊

  • @mrminecraftcubeable
    @mrminecraftcubeable 6 месяцев назад

    At that point she might as well not have washed the pot

  • @justiron2999
    @justiron2999 6 месяцев назад +1

    And she wonders why she needs she needs allergy meds.

  • @TonusStoneshield
    @TonusStoneshield 7 месяцев назад +3

    Dawn flavored ramen, my favorite.

  • @mephistoknackerman1406
    @mephistoknackerman1406 6 месяцев назад +1

    At this point even Nurgle might be revolted - I mean, soap? Eww.

  • @Captnspork
    @Captnspork 7 месяцев назад +2

    Nightmare fuel, reminds me of Haachama cooking.

  • @sheepishly6942
    @sheepishly6942 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dawn Dish Soap? That's what they use on the airplanes at Boeing!

  • @furbyonsteroids
    @furbyonsteroids 7 месяцев назад +13

    You know, for the first try it was pretty bad

  • @RomanNumeral04
    @RomanNumeral04 7 месяцев назад +2

    This 5 min clip is definitely all i can stomach to watch her cook XD

  • @Calruxio
    @Calruxio 6 месяцев назад

    Forget the fire extinguisher, get that man to an ER or call poison control!
    Pippa? Oh im sure she has a tolerance for this kinda thing.

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 7 месяцев назад +3

    Someone send this to The Hague. It needs to be tried for war crimes.

  • @BaowSchmeow
    @BaowSchmeow 7 месяцев назад +2

    A food poisoning stream. Cooking extremely expired food, in a barely cleaned cooking device that you left soap in, using expired cooking spray and dropping raw eggs on your desk onto the fork you might be eating the food with.
    How did she miss the pot that badly. Personally I use the back of a butter knife to crack my eggs. Use the tip of the knife for butter for the pan then use the back of the knife to crack the egg over the pan.

  • @bioniclefan1995
    @bioniclefan1995 7 месяцев назад +2

    I am no longer sure if we actually fixed pippa.

  • @Archedgar
    @Archedgar 7 месяцев назад +2

    MRE? manage radiology enteroscopy ?
    Holy shit. Moldpkin Moldpa honoring her moniker. MOLD.

  • @user-ql3ud5gn9g
    @user-ql3ud5gn9g 7 месяцев назад +1

    um..err... hmm .. this hurt me emotionally somehow .. the pain ..
    dang it Pippa .. all the wholesomeness we got in the past couple of week were gone .. back to the good ol` Pipkin Pippa

  • @Fru1tyy
    @Fru1tyy 7 месяцев назад +2

    This fucking rabbit LMAO

  • @Epsil0nify
    @Epsil0nify 7 месяцев назад +2

    Nah this level of girlfailure is insane lol

  • @Nershedify
    @Nershedify 6 месяцев назад

    Chat going zero to 100 mph when the egg dropped was a sight to behold.

  • @Interrobang212
    @Interrobang212 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dude you killed me with that Dankula edit.

  • @vecghul2793
    @vecghul2793 6 месяцев назад

    Gotta love Dankula's "foreshadowing"

  • @RidleyUwO
    @RidleyUwO 6 месяцев назад +1

    Pippa…

  • @ahmadfiaz3
    @ahmadfiaz3 6 месяцев назад

    "My nails are dirty i haven't washed my hands" little did we know by the end it would be the least of our worries.

  • @BlackMetalVengeance
    @BlackMetalVengeance 7 месяцев назад +2

    As a person who enjoys cooking, this hurts my soul.
    Also, Papakin just knew.