Things Cowboys Don't Say
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- Опубликовано: 31 мар 2020
- All the things you will NOT hear a cowboy say! The motivation for this video came straight from Earl Dibbles Jr. video, "Things Country Boys Don't Say." Earl and Dale have a lot in common, they are greats in their respective industries. See Earl's channel below! From now until May 5th enjoy free shipping on DaleBrisby.com with code: FREESHIP
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I left a gate open 32 years ago and I STILL can't sit down.
Lonestar Ranger felt that...literally
Ass still hurt from dads boot up your ass or he shove your head up there got lucky never done that
Pretty sure my neighbors kid used to do that on purpose. Hated that little bastard.
😂
Madison Groves 😂😂😂
“Just leave the gate open” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lest a gate open 25 years ago still can’t sit down
^^ felt that
Everyone who grew up cattle country remembering their Dad's belt: 😣
@@devildog3606 *copied comment*
@@AG-sp9zt not purposely copied just tell the truth
I once saw a guy listening to Havana, while fixing his tractor. With his southern accent he said, "This is really good! Have you heard this before." I almost lost it. That was so out of place.😂
Heather Heath he’s just vibing
Hawvaenna ooh naw naw 😂
The tough ass farmer in chief on the farm I stack hay for said he listens to Lady Gaga once in a while. I thought that was kinda cool, cause like listen to whatever you want, you know?
Like Uncle Joe and "Despacito"..
Who the heck is Havana??
This feels like if city boys just decided to have a laugh and try to be cowboys for a week
Christopher Miller omg yassssss!
City boys don't talk like that either. City girls do.
Hey I’m city but my hearts country don’t bust on people just cause they’re city
I'm surprised they didn't say he-aaa-h
City boys rather get a job that actually pays well.
"I wear underwear."
I for one say it should be called going cowboy.
My dad always said “The only thing between me and the good lord is these pair of britches.”
In Australia, it is 😂😂
“Easy Carol Baskins”
😂😂😂😂😂
Natasha Savage I’m dead😂😂😂
Sliding Into Everyday ....Right? 😂😂😂😂
Had had me 😆
Remy_3355 😁
LMAO!!!!!
*_"Nah, we don't need to check the fence today - it should be fine."_*
Lol that'd be mine.
Uh....😅
We wanna see them outtakes
HELL YEA
ON GOD
Yes we do come on
Yes yes yes
“You’ve got a bug on your shoulder” *snorts*
2:14
Things Cowboys don't say:
Things English riders say:
I thought the same thing 😂
I ride English but learned western so everyone looks at me like I’m insane when I work... oops
The reason I went to the comment section was to find this, thank you.
@@graceofgrace5562 oop-
Same here lol
@@graceofgrace5562 same!! well sorta. I started off riding western but didn't progress very far. Once I started to learn how to trot, that's when I found English riding! I fell in love with show jumping and dressage and I wasn't very fond of the western displcines. So I switched over
I gotta show this to my uncle. I don't know whether he's gonna laugh or zap me with a cattle prod again, but it'll be funny either way.
Again 😬😅
I haven’t watched a single cowboy-related video ever. I need to know what youtube’s algorithm was thinking with this one
I’ve been watching some red dead redemption videos then this pops up.
Same!
Comedy?
Jon Stewart where?
@@itsallaboutthatbass8558 same man xd
I don’t have cattle so I can’t relate that much but one time I did leave the gate open to my horses and I had to walk for 3 miles .....NEVER AGAIN
“The cows are vegan” I’m weak 😂
"Kinda feeling it might be to muddy to ranch today" 😂
“Just Leave the Gate Open” NOOOOOOOOO PLZ NOOOOO 😭🤦🏽♀️😭
"You got a bug on your shoulder."
That reaction is what got me to hit the like button. 😂😂😂
“Put some kale in a blender, a little cumin and essential oils, mix them then, rub it round the edge of your beer” 😂😂😂
The funniest one has got to be when he got of his horse at the end🤣
"thats a gelding." "Gender neutral" 😂
Ropin’ and Ariana Grande ain’t something that goes together, Ol’ son.
Aden Smith no it doesn’t?
When you're on the wagon 3000 head deep on branding season sometimes you need a little Dangerous women old son
Josh Dettamanti: ya got me there ol’ son
Hey I'd rope an tie her in a New York minute 🤠
45cc Country: I’m inclined to agree with ya’ partner
“Easy Carol Baskins... she’s a saint!” Hahaha! ! !
Was this a trailer to broke back mountain
Haha gross 😂😂
I thought it was the sequel 😁
Yeah that's real cute until you realize that cowboys ranchers and Farmers have fed this country and thousands of other countries since the founding of america. And guess what, we are all about to lose that
@@johnmott8278 lose that? or sell it to mcds and real estate developers to get filthy rich?
@@johnmott8278 there is not anywhere close to a thousand countries
“Easy Carol Baskins....She’s a saint!”
"If you wanna take a step then take a step!" 😂😂
The Prius trailer hitch line almost made him break.
If dale brisby dont like this comment he aint no cowboy ol son.
"Take a quick selfie of me"
I do love fire smell not gonna lie sometimes I stand in the smoke on Perp-us
"I kinda feel like it might be too muddy to ranch today." XD OMG. These are fantastic
im not at all a cowboy, in fact i live in nyc, but i still enjoyed this video like i understood what everything meant and after like 9 months. god we love youtube’s recommendations
“Just leave the gate open” hahaha I’m dying
Gender neutral. Dude coffee came out my nose.
"We designated a smoking section."
"New hitch on a Prius..."
I died. 😂
Man couldn't even say Prius without almost laughing. Mad respect.
This is the best video Dale has ever made. It wasn’t a 90, it was a 190! On to the next one Ol Son. And I don’t mean Starbucks...
“I wear underwear” LMAO
I live on a ranch, the "light to moderate" ranching made me spit my coffee!
"We designated a smoking section."
On a ranch 🤣
by the branding fire...
"Leave the gate open" made me snort-laugh. 😂😂
the horse makes the rules lol
These are all things that I 100% heard or either said while living on a farm. This is so hilarious. I saw a man singing "wap" while fixing a fence once. I appreciate that man.
“You got a bug on your shoulder.” 😂
The “you got a bug on your shoulder” really cracked me up 😂
I was born and raised in Montana. Spent a couple of summers running rodeo stock. NOW THAT'S FUNNY SHIT!! "I think it might be too muddy to ranch today!!!!!"
Had to look up who Carol Baskins is. Great video, though!
tudyk21 I asked my kids.
tudyk21 Some bitch from Florida.
@@itsallaboutthatbass8558 she’s a Florida woman?
Oh my gosh that’s the funniest one you’ve ever posted. Nailed it!!! 😂🤣
That moment when you just got a order from him to make a set of custom spurs because that's what you do and now you are really excited but you dont know what to do now
this is the best thing I have seen in a while subscribed
Things cowboys don't say....
"Let's make a RUclips video. Be sure to wear your cleanest clothes!"
So they didn't say yee haw here...
That means.... They actually say that... I interesting
The hitch on the Prius! The look on your face was awesome! Made me laugh....and snort a little!!
This is so good!!
“you thought you could put a NEW hitch on your prius without me noticing “ 💀
I almost had a heart attack when he said "just leave the gate open". 😂
Y'all give me so much hope! Love y'all!
Haha! I've seen this before on IG but not the whole version. Funny stuff right there!
This is a funny one man i need a 67 year old rancher here soon
Me: probably never touched a cow in my life
RUclips: Here's a recommendation I know you'll love!
This is the best thing I've ever watched
Awe this mad me happy thanks fellas
I just abut died. So glad I stumbled across this gem.
1:30 ya know what I hate, the horse trying to untie its self in the background 🐴
This is one of my all-time favorite videos... I laugh so hard I got tears rolling down my face... that reminds me I'm going to get some quieter Spurs tomorrow...
You fellows are TOO FUNNY !
A hitch on the " Prias " - hahaha ha !
Taking the day off today, I milked those steers yesterday.
"Just Keep The Gate Open"
This video fills me with a burning rage that I can’t explain. The pretentiousness is unrivaled 🤩
***Bug on the shoulder run...
Lol
Will make me smile straight into my last years....too funny.
I'll bet they both get mani-pedis… Fun to watch, thanks!
I did put a trailer hitch on a Ford Fiesta one time back in 1979...lol To pull a little jon boat and it worked out pretty good but looked pretty stupid though...
I love this lmao I saw it a while ago and then it magically popped up again lol. And it’s still golden
Lol I'm glad I stumbled upon this. It was hilarious 🤣
He could barely keep a straight face when talking about the Prius 😂
the carol baskins comment killed me lol
"We're headed into town, you going to change your clothes? " needs to be on the list.
Lots of laughs my brothers. Thanks!
Please if there are outtakes please please post
"......like I wouldn't even notice." LOL.
Yall are hilarious, loved it
This is GREAT!
I laughed so hard at this!!
We all secretly love having our horses tails braided
This is gold!!
OMG..funniest video I have seen in a long time..thank you so much for the laughs.
This is literally exactly what it’s like at my all female, English barn.
"Take a quick selfie of me!" Yep. With a hair flip and a giggle.
Dale: woah Meredith
Leroy: that's a guilding
Dale: it's gender neutral
We’re’d you get tickets to that” was the best part
This Montana Cowgirl was grinning all the way through this video! Thanks for the Cowboy humor!
This would be a Gen Z cowboy.
Nah this is a liberal cowboy.
"Whoa Meredith"
"That's a gelding"
"Gender neutral"
😂😂😂
So good!
This was so worth watching!
“Gender neutral” 😂
Me, a Northerner: Ah, yes, the unknown language of *South*
Those horses are saints, gorgeous too!! Great video, though I had my eyes on those horses for most of it, haha
Might be my favorite video of all of them.
“Pastures are too green”