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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
  • The Venture Bros S07E10

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  • @knockout3248
    @knockout3248 Год назад +2479

    This is why death by Samson is listed as it’s separate thing by the guild

    • @0hvist
      @0hvist Год назад +185

      Brock Samson: Men write him Love Letters, and Women name their Vibrators after him.

    • @maneoj46
      @maneoj46 Год назад +77

      Slayer of men, Slayer of Henchmen

    • @rhysbailey6827
      @rhysbailey6827 Год назад +42

      They have a shortcut to it for their Death registry

    • @michaelmartin8396
      @michaelmartin8396 Год назад +54

      Depending on Life Insurance policies, he's probably made a lot of people happy with the payouts. I'm surprised the Guild isn't bankrupt tbh

    • @stigmastorm5204
      @stigmastorm5204 Год назад +19

      @@michaelmartin8396
      Life insurance policies for henchmen are likely to be whats funding the guild. lol

  • @duncanurquhart5278
    @duncanurquhart5278 Год назад +620

    you think he's bluffing and trying to psych them in to falling back or retreating until you realize he genuinely is locking them inside the tower

    • @Harpy-with-Legs
      @Harpy-with-Legs 29 дней назад

      I never think he’s bluffing. He’s Brock FUCKING Sampson!

  • @mediokay508
    @mediokay508 Год назад +411

    "Each one of you fine soldiers will be sacrificed for his amusement."
    Brock intimidates as easily as breathing.

  • @meatguyf1375
    @meatguyf1375 Год назад +3058

    I just love how Brock was genuinely afraid of a Guild Blackout team in the second season, but by this point they're just another notch on his belt.

    • @darkmask5933
      @darkmask5933 Год назад +626

      To be fair, at that time he was more afraid of what the blackout team would do to his family. This time seems to be him getting to go all out.
      Also, like he said, back then he had been killing henchmen like every day, this time its been quiet and kind of boring.

    • @meatguyf1375
      @meatguyf1375 Год назад +173

      @@darkmask5933 Yeah, but you also get the feeling he understands they're still a threat to him as well. Here, they're more of a joke . He's just kind of having a good time here.

    • @brawl8
      @brawl8 Год назад +115

      He has been bored 🥱 officially rusty now a level 10. Brock hasn’t seen much action. Due to the monarch killing the other level 10 who had arching rights to rusty venture. He is definitely dis appointed because he was expecting a lot more. He gets the occasional threat. Does he live for it. Red death 💀 being a treat.
      Brock Samsung asked to to take a tank shot point blank. Just to prove that he could…. He did.

    • @tenkenroo
      @tenkenroo Год назад +70

      I think he more recognizes he’s the target so he’s like “hey I’m not locked in here with you you’re locked in here with me. AND IM GOING TO HAVE FUN”
      Previously doc and the venture bros were the target so he was more afraid for them

    • @MauiWowieOwie
      @MauiWowieOwie Год назад +52

      he wasn't afraid in the slightest. He was naked, covered in blood, and holding the severed head of one of the agents. He just knew that it was serious and much more dangerous for Doc and the boys than their regular villains attacking them.

  • @invaderHUNK
    @invaderHUNK Год назад +703

    “Hey you, guy with a bead on me, you want to take a piss break?”
    Absolute lad

    • @robertsissco2439
      @robertsissco2439 Год назад +45

      I learned to count when I was four do you need to take a piss?

    • @BBB-pe3ip
      @BBB-pe3ip Год назад +26

      @@robertsissco2439 (reluctantly) Yeah.

    • @4JBrewer
      @4JBrewer Год назад +17

      @@BBB-pe3ip He should have replied, "I don't anymore."

  • @SympleSyn
    @SympleSyn Год назад +1017

    RIP Venture Bros.
    May the final film do you justice.

    • @UncleFester84
      @UncleFester84 Год назад +14

      It wont tho, unfortunately

    • @PseudoEmpathy
      @PseudoEmpathy Год назад +1

      The what now? News?

    • @SympleSyn
      @SympleSyn Год назад +46

      @@PseudoEmpathy The show got cancelled back in Sept 2020. There's going to be a direct to HBO Max movie to act as a finale.

    • @Gojiro7
      @Gojiro7 Год назад +22

      @@SympleSyn is that even still happening? lots of stuff from all over got reshuffled or outright canceled during that massive cluster fuck of a Merger with Discovery and I haven't heard word about this last ventures hurrah after shake up

    • @officialmorbius
      @officialmorbius Год назад +36

      @@Gojiro7 It’s still happening, the creators have been posting about it on social media. Was even confirmed three days ago that it’ll get a dvd/blu-ray release as well.

  • @frogmouth2
    @frogmouth2 Год назад +1208

    Brock follows the sniper code
    He’s being polite. He’s being efficient. He has a plan to kill everyone he meets

    • @wanfu5634
      @wanfu5634 Год назад +25

      Got the reference.

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 Год назад +25

      I mean maybe but i imagine Brock would be absolutely capable of pureeing someones brains out of their spine with a golf trophy.

    • @sentineluk7
      @sentineluk7 Год назад +12

      @@alexs5814 That's because Brock's plan is always violence. Sometimes he gets more creative, and sometimes he just wants to go back to the classics.

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 Год назад +6

      @@sentineluk7 That's the point, really. He's only ever polite if he's goading someone into attacking him to unleash the violence.
      Creativity is usually used by him to allow for minimal time inbetween bouts of incoherent carnage whilst killing everyone in the viscinity.
      And he's only efficient if it means he has to balance some type of kills-to-opponents ratio.

    • @hazzydahaka13
      @hazzydahaka13 Год назад +2

      Bro follows it better than the sniper himself lol.

  • @glurgbarble7268
    @glurgbarble7268 Год назад +374

    It says something about how much respect The Monarch has earned in the Guild that they are willing to sacrifice an entire Blackout team to Brock just to turn him into a Level 10.

    • @potahtwah9591
      @potahtwah9591 10 месяцев назад +23

      It's more a dedication to their system and traditions than a respect for the monarch. They would have offered Brick Frog the same courtesy.

  • @GiratinaofFury
    @GiratinaofFury Год назад +346

    Points for the realism with the intercom having different effects depending on the room.

    • @CrashHeadroom
      @CrashHeadroom Год назад +17

      I Remember when games used to be like that too thanks to EAX and soundcards....*sighs*

    • @hue_jazz59
      @hue_jazz59 Год назад +6

      This show deserves awards in sounds design

  • @crashandersen602
    @crashandersen602 Год назад +888

    Brock is so legendary a slide trail of his victims blood appeared before he slid. It's like the floor knew to bleed for him. 0:21

    • @kalebsantos72
      @kalebsantos72 Год назад +23

      Damn it I’m never gonna unsee that

    • @crashandersen602
      @crashandersen602 Год назад +36

      @@kalebsantos72 You think that's bad? There's a scene in Invincible episode 7, timestamp 29:02 where Invincible and Atom Eve are sitting on a cliff and the background artists couldn't be bothered to finish painting the rocks at the bottom!

    • @nonachyourbusiness1164
      @nonachyourbusiness1164 Год назад +11

      @@crashandersen602 I don't watch these series for their detailed backgrounds

    • @DekuDunkstar
      @DekuDunkstar Год назад +10

      Is it possible that it was already there before he slided?

    • @Jascosaurus
      @Jascosaurus Год назад +10

      Knowing the continuity effort in this show. That could be blood from a previous victim.

  • @roshango125ab
    @roshango125ab Год назад +59

    I'm glad that the series made Brock more than just an over the top killing machine as the show went on, but it was fun to see him get back into his slayer of henchmen mode again in this episode after a while

  • @MagisterV224
    @MagisterV224 Год назад +434

    Seriously when they pulled this plan, the guild should have send Two ton 21 to help them. He’s the only henchman to fight, survive and even occasionally beat Samson.

    • @chakinabox
      @chakinabox Год назад +96

      To be fair, he was busy being part of Monarch's level 10-ing ceremony that night and also receiving an offer of promotion too!

    • @garretdziuk823
      @garretdziuk823 Год назад +18

      @@chakinabox the promotion was a Faustian promise.

    • @Commanderziff
      @Commanderziff Год назад +31

      21 was part of the Monarch's ceremony. 21 has also never beaten Brock. I think they've only had one fight, and Brock could have killed him at the end, but he was so impressed with how far he'd come, he let him live.

    • @imonke5303
      @imonke5303 Год назад +13

      @@Commanderziff they were also kinda buddies if you think about it, he could have and should have killed him when he picked up Sphinx or however u spell it, but he didn't. Then again he seems like buddies with all of em considering next season he basically lives at the compound, hell he even let him keep his crossbow Chewbacca style. It was cool to see 21 kinda get him tho, got a good punch in and even knocked Samson down which is something hardly anyone has done with their physique alone.

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 Месяц назад

      ​@@imonke5303its a case of "this guys come this far...and he might get me a challenge some day"

  • @Canonfudder
    @Canonfudder Год назад +7

    Hush, dont move, the blade is still inside you. Strange, almost sensual, how it slides in, you almost cant feel it..

  • @dyingfyre9688
    @dyingfyre9688 Год назад +44

    Later on
    Brock: *standing on a table holding a spear and screaming his head* hang on I have to pee
    Impaled Guild Blackout agent: y-you’re serious?
    Brock: yeah I have to take a pee, anyone else have to pee? How about you guy with a bead on me who needs a reload
    Out of sight agent: *click* how did you…?
    Brock: I learned to count when I was 5

    • @craigfury6110
      @craigfury6110 Год назад

      *tries to fire and only two clicks* "what the...dammit"

  • @nelsonchereta816
    @nelsonchereta816 Год назад +126

    When you are just so damn bad ass you can take time out to announce it to your coming victims, and even thank them for their service.

    • @thundercrash4775
      @thundercrash4775 6 месяцев назад

      And also be chill enough to offer them a piss break part way through.

  • @nickwilliamson4109
    @nickwilliamson4109 Год назад +27

    "I'm not locked in here with you... you're locked in here with me!"

    • @hue_jazz59
      @hue_jazz59 Год назад +3

      This city's afraid of me

  • @SuperUniverse
    @SuperUniverse Год назад +64

    Brock would have made a great Villain
    This line would make Red Death proud
    The man loves showmanship

    • @shinigamiphantom1391
      @shinigamiphantom1391 Год назад +8

      Nothing will beat Red Death's
      "TIC TIC TIC".

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 Год назад +4

      Everyone is somebody's villain

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 Год назад

      He's a villain to the enemies of the flag.

    • @nubreed13
      @nubreed13 11 месяцев назад

      Irony is most henchmen consider death by Samson the most respectable way to die.

  • @Wolfencreek
    @Wolfencreek 4 месяца назад +4

    "Jesus they're stacking up like cornwood" - Watch as dead guild operatives keep coming through the teleporter

  • @dr.veronica6155
    @dr.veronica6155 7 месяцев назад +8

    I like to imagine Bruce Wayne hiring Brock Samson as his in-public bodyguard, and at some point, the Joker attacks Wayne Industries or the Wayne Manor or something, and this is what Brock says to them. Because the Joker never goes into anything with any kind of belief that he'll actually die since Batman doesn't kill. But the Swedish Murder Machine absolutely does. The Joker is exactly the type of overly confident, dramatic idiot villain whom Brock loves to kill.

  • @teetea7734
    @teetea7734 Год назад +65

    There should a be multiplayer game of this scene where a team of 2 to 12 players try to survive as long as they can before their inevitable deaths at the hands of the Legendary Brock Samson.

    • @Aichi1138
      @Aichi1138 Год назад +4

      Usually we call that dead by daylight but even then those killers can't hunt more than 6 unarmed untrained victims at a time

    • @Sarindanvelor
      @Sarindanvelor Год назад +2

      pretty sure that's just called doom eternal multiplayer

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 Год назад +2

      TF2 has something like that, but with Saxton Hale.

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Месяц назад +2

    "Good luck out there, and thank you for your service."
    Never have I felt such a strange combination of pants-wetting fear and inspiration to die gloriously.

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 Месяц назад +1

      Brock is just respecting their skills and experience, as a fellow soldier. But he's not going to pretend like he's not about to humiliate them either lol

  • @jordanloux3883
    @jordanloux3883 Год назад +61

    At least two of those peed themselves hearing this...

    • @GabrielusPrime
      @GabrielusPrime Год назад +2

      Only two?

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 Год назад +6

      @@GabrielusPrime I mean there's a pee break later so some still had full bladders...

    • @GabrielusPrime
      @GabrielusPrime Год назад +2

      @Jordan Loux Surprising. With Brock's reputation, I'd have thought there would've been more.

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 Год назад +10

    The best part of this comes right after where the video cuts off, where Brock checks under the desk and says "Oh come on, Hatred; you really don't keep a gun back here? What's wrong with you?"

    • @paulc1665
      @paulc1665 Год назад +1

      I am trying to reconcile this with his disavowal of guns when he renewed his licence to kill. The main thing I come up with is we don't know what he was actually going to do with it. Something much worse than just shooting Guild agents, I trust.

    • @boomerpro87
      @boomerpro87 Год назад +1

      @@paulc1665 i personally imagine he was going to unload it
      and then alternate between beating them to death with the empty pistol
      and shoving the magazine and its bullets to someplace you dont want a magazine and bullets to be shoved
      which would be anywhere, but samson probably knows where to make it the least comfortable.

    • @DGX24
      @DGX24 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@boomerpro87 Right. He'll do some MacGuyver shit with it most likely.

  • @myaltaccount4438
    @myaltaccount4438 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love how his tone and wording made this feel more like a eulogy than a warning.

  • @thefallenjedi66
    @thefallenjedi66 6 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you for this. Was looking for an exact clip of this

  • @thesovereign6996
    @thesovereign6996 Год назад +26

    Bravo! He never disappoints that one.

  • @kevinbarber2795
    @kevinbarber2795 Год назад +28

    If any of them were smart, they shot out a window and jumped out before the blast shields came all the way down.

  • @nihar2009
    @nihar2009 Год назад +53

    True professional

  • @TheSibua
    @TheSibua Год назад +25

    Love to see Brock go all out against Red Death. Really hope they have that in the movie

  • @angryeric2961
    @angryeric2961 Год назад +12

    I dont even watch this show but thats the single most badass line ever spoken

  • @shadowwilson7282
    @shadowwilson7282 Год назад +2

    🥲🥲🤧That...was beautiful, Mr. Samson.

  • @durandal9956
    @durandal9956 Год назад +38

    At this point it is evident that whenever brock used a mic and says even one or half a word that's a cue to run and head out

  • @Negasonic100
    @Negasonic100 Год назад +8

    ...I kinda wish this clip was a few seconds longer, cause I remember hearing them all start groaning.. like 'aw crap'

  • @alejandromolina7270
    @alejandromolina7270 Год назад +3

    After Brock Samson made his speech, every Blackout Team member thought to themselves,
    "Oh thank God I'm wearing black pants. Because I just shit myself!"

  • @inanimatesum4945
    @inanimatesum4945 Год назад +1

    Holy Smokes this clip is back, went missing for a while right when I was feeling nostalgic for it.

  • @stooge5299
    @stooge5299 Год назад +5

    God I love his laugh at 0:18 its so goofy but cool

  • @dfailsthemost
    @dfailsthemost Год назад +1

    That kill at the beginning is even better with subtitles, imo. That way, there's no doubt that the guy is laughing as he dies.

  • @Gigantic1000
    @Gigantic1000 Год назад +12

    Brock at his most Brock

  • @MrMister681
    @MrMister681 Год назад +13

    Sometimes I'm disappointed that they toned down Brock's psycho tendencies from the first two seasons and then I remember scenes like this lol

    • @hue_jazz59
      @hue_jazz59 Год назад +1

      Wb when he wanted to beat on Dermot lmao

    • @imonke5303
      @imonke5303 Год назад +2

      @@hue_jazz59 the fact he didn't even realize the connection is astounding lol

  • @bgt2848
    @bgt2848 Год назад +4

    Can we just agree though that that guild blackout team is being given a gift! What more honorable way is there to exit this mortal coil than to be murdered by Brock Sampson?

  • @cameo-taku4965
    @cameo-taku4965 Год назад +11

    I'd like to believe Brock Samson and John Wick are drinking buddies

    • @barbatosmcmurderton4209
      @barbatosmcmurderton4209 Год назад +2

      I assumed Wick was drinking buddies with Shore Leave. You know, what with them both being big on guns.

    • @cameo-taku4965
      @cameo-taku4965 Год назад +2

      @Barbatos mcmurderton true but John does have a wrap sheet similar to Brock

  • @rezthemediaruler3768
    @rezthemediaruler3768 Год назад +2

    To be honest I would have crpped my pants hearing this and tried to do anything to leave this place immediately.

  • @gemnut2562
    @gemnut2562 Год назад +2

    I mean he already banged a Wonder Woman so yah him being a god in this moment is just the best and is totally warranted 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shotgun6X
      @shotgun6X Год назад

      Pretty sure the wonder woman banged him

  • @Sweet_Venom0027
    @Sweet_Venom0027 Год назад +1

    This is the kind of speech that makes a non-suicidal person think "what the Hell have I been doing with my life to end up here. I wanna go home!!"

  • @Windrave
    @Windrave Год назад +5

    I dunno why this came to mind but I'd love to see Brock in John McClaine's place in the first Die Hard and give this speech to Hans and his henchmen.

  • @mattmozgiel2111
    @mattmozgiel2111 Год назад +3

    Bring this show back adult swim. It's too great

  • @nowwhat7259
    @nowwhat7259 Месяц назад +1

    When there is a new level 10, ceremony dictates that human sacrifices must be made.

  • @BlackGoId
    @BlackGoId Год назад +5

    “Testing, Testing, Hello Idiots. Ladies and Gentlemen thank you for accepting this suicide mission. Your target, a one Brock Samson has been really bored lately and will enjoy the shit out of this. Each one of you fine soldiers will be sacrificed for his amusement. Your unavoidable deaths will become the stuff of legend. Every new recruit will hear the story of the time a guild blackout team got locked in a ventech tower, behind seven inch bar proof steel doors and were killed one by one in glorious service to this dumbass guild you joined. Good luck out there and thank you for your service.”
    -Brock Samson

  • @Markthewolf23
    @Markthewolf23 Год назад +2

    Ok, I will admit, brock officially scares me

  • @anthonytilleman3576
    @anthonytilleman3576 Год назад +2

    Brock Samson is like one of the dudes I would like to train with at the gym.

  • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
    @ComicWriter-ml3qt Год назад +2

    This was Brock’s last story before the show got canceled.
    Wonder what’s gonna happen in the movie

  • @Anglomachian
    @Anglomachian Год назад +8

    Honestly intimidating.

  • @joshuahaynes1026
    @joshuahaynes1026 Год назад +4

    I'd play a Venture bros video game.

  • @VSaber365
    @VSaber365 Год назад +5

    🤨 …Uh, Brock? Nice speech and all, but uh… I don’t think there’s anyone else in the building, considering that THE ANIMATION TEAM never drew out anymore evil henchmen for this scene.

  • @dantetejeda1868
    @dantetejeda1868 Год назад +1

    Slayer of Henchmen!

  • @boradis
    @boradis Год назад +9

    I wish they could give a speech like this to John Wick.

    • @Aichi1138
      @Aichi1138 Год назад

      John doesn't announce himself, He let's his enemies do that job for him

  • @wanfu5634
    @wanfu5634 Год назад

    Brock: "I'm bored."
    Me: "Imma head out."

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 Год назад +1

    That was a good speech

  • @leo11lim
    @leo11lim Год назад +1

    Brock Samurai trooper

  • @austinkoontz5466
    @austinkoontz5466 Год назад

    Awesome.

  • @WickedFireBird69
    @WickedFireBird69 Год назад

    I genuinely cannot wait for the movie

  • @beans3665
    @beans3665 Год назад +25

    Bababouie

  • @TonyWilsonJr-o4c
    @TonyWilsonJr-o4c 2 месяца назад +1

    Only thing is, it showed an empty compound >_> where was all of the henchmen blackout team

  • @AlastorAltruistGaming
    @AlastorAltruistGaming Месяц назад

    I never thought I’d see the day where Brock fuckin’ Samson would wear samurai armor, but here we are!

  • @doxielain2231
    @doxielain2231 Год назад +1

    I see Brock's legs are invisible

  • @oriana7193
    @oriana7193 Год назад

    I really hope that somewhere down the line some other company gives this either a season eight or a freaking movie because the way they ended season 7. To most of us fans was like the biggest middle finger in the universe. Because honestly that cliffhanger was a super b****especially for fans like me have always theorized the relationship between the monarch and rusty. And i'm still doing the i-told-you-so dance.

    • @fuzz9203
      @fuzz9203 Год назад

      A finale movie was confirmed as happening back in 2021. A screenshot and news even went public relatively recently, with many believing it has a chance of releasing later in the year.

  • @REDOYSTERCULT302
    @REDOYSTERCULT302 Год назад +1

    Brock vs Saxton hale who wins

  • @onyxleoheart5226
    @onyxleoheart5226 Год назад

    Oh come on Hatred. You really don't keep a gun back here. What's wrong with you?

  • @VectorGhost
    @VectorGhost Год назад +3

    What happen when you invade a Texans house.

  • @franciscorafaelmontielpale7854

    Is nobody going to talk about the next scene. Brok being disappointed that Hatred didn’t have a gun under the desk… A gun… The most unmanly weapon to Brok, as even when he had one he never keeps it loaded because it makes it too easy and non-personal.
    For him to search for a gun for this situation is extremely odd.

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 Год назад +1

    0:26

  • @jordanmaso6192
    @jordanmaso6192 Год назад

    What episode is this

  • @GamingBeast-gq2zv
    @GamingBeast-gq2zv 7 месяцев назад

    Why does this remind me of vought tower

  • @KenanVonKaiser
    @KenanVonKaiser Год назад +1

    Weird!

  • @Broken-A08
    @Broken-A08 Год назад

    Why do all the rooms give a different voice for the radio?

    • @ashleyjohnson9651
      @ashleyjohnson9651 Год назад +4

      probably different quality/type of speakers in various rooms

  • @ALL_OUT_OF_BUBBLEGUM
    @ALL_OUT_OF_BUBBLEGUM Год назад

    I need to make an updated meme version of this for UN troops, NATO troops, Fed Bois, etc.

  • @VooshSpokesman
    @VooshSpokesman Год назад +5

    Love from a Vaush fan!

    • @FLE3TING_2NDS
      @FLE3TING_2NDS Год назад +5

      When the fuck did he talk about the venture bros?

    • @corruptionpoint8498
      @corruptionpoint8498 Год назад +14

      Eww

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust Год назад +5

      literally who?

    • @nelsonchereta816
      @nelsonchereta816 Год назад

      “Total slaughter, total slaughter, I won’t leave a single man alive. La de da de di, genocide. La de da de dud, an ocean of blood. Let’s begin the killing time.”

    • @VooshSpokesman
      @VooshSpokesman Год назад +1

      @@FLE3TING_2NDS Just something I paste to boost the videos I watch in the algorithm.

  • @collectionenjoyer1907
    @collectionenjoyer1907 Год назад

    Kinda cringy to say that about yourself.

    • @boomerpro87
      @boomerpro87 Год назад +5

      its only cringey if you havent proven you are
      indeed
      "that guy"
      and brock samson
      is very much indeed
      "THAT GUY"

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA 11 месяцев назад +1

      It's kind of existing to say that? Huh?