I was about to say it. Had a Deathwatch party of a Lamenter, Ultramarine, Blood angel, Black templar and Space wolf. To say we were a hazardous walking zone was an understatement.
@@def3ndr887 I know. I like the iron hands and I’m sick of people mischaracterised Ferrus as an uncooperative asshole. He was sometimes a bit abrasive but he cared for his brothers and his sons.
@itsprofessorcreeper2839 no sorry, that was all and only in 30k. Which explains a lot why Rowy is so sad. His legion, chapter has no sense of humor left anymore now in 40k.
He reached for the scattered flimsies. Fingertips failed to grasp the sheets, sending them fleeing in small armadas over the polished floor. He growled in frustration, abandoned his task and stood, drawing a curious look from Sicarius. ‘I have the manual dexterity of a Legio Cybernetica battle automaton!’ Guilliman said. ‘Created by the Lord of All Mankind, master of the greatest armies in the Imperium, and I cannot pick up a plastek flimsy.’ He glared at the offending articles. ‘My greatest enemy.’ There was a thoughtful quiet. ‘You are joking, my lord?’ said Sicarius. Guilliman looked at Sicarius. He had to turn all the way around to do so. The pauldrons, ornamental wings and large halo mounted on his back made it impossible for him to see over his shoulder. At least he had stopped knocking into things. There was that. ‘By the Throne, why am I expected to be serious at all times? Yes, Captain Sicarius, I am making light of my predicament. During the worst of the Great Crusade, I was known to make the occasional jest. Even after Terra fell. I did not spend my entire previous life writing deep thoughts into little notebooks, but sometimes dared to enjoy myself. I suppose that was not recorded in the hagiographies.’ ‘Humour is not something you are renowned for, my lord.' - Armour of Fate
When the admech schismed, didn't they sit it out to see which side won? With the uron hands that agreed with the defeated side, being allowed to create another chapter.
I wasn’t sure if the Iron Hand was a real Iron Hand Marine since he was so extremly calm for a son of Ferrus until I heard that „Ferrus Manus died a Legend!” At the end. Only a son of Ferrus could explode like a volcano in a blink of an eye like that
It seems funny on the surface, but anyone who's read a 40k book with Astartes knows this is 100% lore accurate. Theres a running theme of space marines kinda acting like children.
I love how this starts off as a genuine disagreement that *almost* escalates into a fight until the Iron Hand calms them down. The realistic dialogue made this way funnier than if they just started screaming at eachother instantly. Of course, the Ultramarine trying to get in that last dig before getting stomped is the cherry on top.
Salamander: "My Primarch is still alive, we're just waiting for him to return after we find the artifacts he left us across the galaxy to prove we are worthy of his return!" Marines Malevolent: "What did he tell you? He went out to get groxmilk?" Salamander: *"C'MERE YOU BANANA LOOKIN'--"*
As a Son of Sanguinius, I would throw hands with an Ultramarine if they made a comment like that. The Black Templar did nothing wrong. The Iron Hand and his brother chapters need more love and attention
That Ultramarine is very lucky he didn’t say that about Ferrus to a Red Talon, and that Templar is lucky he didn’t say the God-Emperor isn’t the Omnissiah to a Son of Medusa.
And Helbrecht was disappointed that it was Guilliman who returned and not Dorn. If Dorn saw what the black templars are doing he would slap the shit out of each and every templar while shouting: "YOU WORDBEARER WANNABES"
The scene where Guilliman speak with Helbrecht is pretty funny, especially when he says "you remind me of Sigismund' and Helbrecht reaction is "i don't deserve such high praise!!"
@@giacomoromano8842 ‘There is much in you, High Marshal, that reminds me of First Captain Sigismund - as I knew him.’ ‘You do me an honour, lord.’ ‘That was not my intent,’ Guilliman said. ‘To you he is a legend, perhaps even an idol. I knew him as a man. Impetuous and flawed, as all men are.’
This really depend of information we do not know. But Dorn valued duty and defiance in the face of damnation above all else and few chapters can claim to have been more effective than the Black and even less can match their willpower. They may be zealots but dorn forgave sigismund for his beliefs and recognized his as his best son. For now, what Dorn would think of the BT depend entirely of your opinions but i believe he would be proud.
@@def3ndr887 they are, but at the end of the Horus heresy, the legions were divided in lesser forces called chapters during an event known as the second founding. During this event the Imperial Fists were divided in 3, the Crimsons fist, the modern Imperial Fists and the Black Templars.
"He fortified the Imperial Palace is what he did. He was a brave Inwiti nobleman. And in this galaxy, Rogal Dorn is a hero! End of story" -Chaplin Antonius Sopranius
"Both of you send empty prayers to your hollow gods" HE JUST CALLED THE EMPEROR A HOLLOW GOD Leandros, as much as i h@te you, this guy right here, do your chaplain thing with this heretic!
BEST THING IVE SEEN. this gives me such good youtuve nastolgia. The attention to detail when the iron hand looked at his bionic and thought of his primarch 😢
This reminds of that series a guy made of an Iron Warrior and a Thousand Sons being bros. "Your primarch's a man-child!" "Your primarch's fuckin' dead"
when the ultrasmurf and the angsty templars got back to their battlebarge they found out that everything and the stuff that was nailed including the servitors where borrowed by the blood magpies.
I just discovered this channel today after someone was talking about it in my comments section, glad they did, this is some good stuff and I'm excited to see more! o7
as a ultramarine boy. i say the codex astartes may not approve this. but I'm 👍 for real, really good animation and and timings for punch lines. very well done 🫡
Spud! I loved this! This was hilarious! Thank you for making this! I loved the small emotional tinge you gave when they talk about if the primarchs would want this. This was amazing! I REALLY hope you do more of this in the future! I'm subscribing so I'll know! Also, that animation is god-tier!
This was hilarious. Loved every second. Only minor gripe is that the Iron Hand would have said "Our fathers" rather than "Our respective Primarchs" when talking of Ferrus Manus. Marines in general refer to them as "the Primarch" when talking of their own, or "our father" in more intimate moments like this. Other than that, very well done indeed!
sons of guiliman, ferus, and dorn: lets not fight sons of russ and lion: hei, i just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my primarch, so duel me maybe?
Helsreach had them not treating Emps as a god, but the book is pretty old, so back then I guess they weren’t sure if they were religious or not, newer stories have them 100% in on the God-Emperor koolaid
@grigoriyremez8851 no even in newer books helbrecht denies the divinity. Only recent batch was some distant crusade where templars killed custodians for heresy....which was heresy. So they had to die.
Common argument in my friend group "Hmph, you failed to stop the enemy calling reinforcements, typical of a dark angel" "Ah yes, and I'm sure you will tell your father all about it templar, OH WAIT, sorry I forget that some of our primarchs are not still around." "Of course my father is still around, we keep his hand upon the fist's chapter monastery." "Well a dark angel would be remiss being dis ARMED by traitors"
Average deathwatch deployment
They are either bonding over kill Xenos or they are being broken down to the point they are too tired to hate each other.
I think Iron hands are even more quiet than marines from disgraced chapters when the topic comes up about where they came from.
I was about to say it.
Had a Deathwatch party of a Lamenter, Ultramarine, Blood angel, Black templar and Space wolf. To say we were a hazardous walking zone was an understatement.
@@saphirone8030, ну вы, конечно, эпично загнали так загнали!!! 😂😂😂
Is the deathwatch basically some kind of suicide squad?
"Your Primarch's so fat that when he jumped for joy, he got stuck."
"Haha good one cousin. How about this: your Primarch's so DEAD--"
😂
Imagine if that was said to an Iron Hands Astartes... Chaplain.
Imperial Fist to Iron Warrior “Your Primarch is so fat, he makes Nurgal look like a supermodel!”
@@kerbe3 "Yeah? Well YOUR Primarch is SO STUPID that on the Sword of Sacrilege I just asked him to 'give me a hand with this' and-"
blueberries only marines who can hit you with the "wheres your dada?"
And now the dark angels
I mean the Emperor’s children can do but less ‘dada’ and more ‘daddy’ when it comes to them🤣
Death Guard can answer with "In the naughty corner"
Actually, over half the primarchs are still alive. Its just most of them are currently daemon princes.
@@Stargazzer811
Only a handful are dead
Sangy
Manus
Alph
Horus
Kurze
The rest are just benched or off grabbing milk
Oh shit dawg, a blood raven must have stolen his power pack while he was unconscious.
LOL i didn't notice that
💀
😂
They don’t steal…they requisition
It's not stealing when something already was apart of your chapter's relics. 😎🦅🦅🦅
Iron Hand: "Does this kind of petty squabbling befit sons of the Imperium? Would our respective Primarchs want this?"
Spirit of Ferrus Manus: "YES!"
Wouldn’t Ferus be pissed what his sons became though?
@@def3ndr887 He would.
@@def3ndr887 I know. I like the iron hands and I’m sick of people mischaracterised Ferrus as an uncooperative asshole. He was sometimes a bit abrasive but he cared for his brothers and his sons.
@@howeyyadoing9070 Well, sometimes he had a habit of losing his head.
@@def3ndr887Becoming machines in flesh? No.
Everything else? Eh.
You're telling me a son of the walking IRS has a sense of humor?
Must be Alpharious
walking IRS able to clap eldari chheks
What you've never heard the we float for macragge joke or when guilisuite made a joke
@itsprofessorcreeper2839 no sorry, that was all and only in 30k. Which explains a lot why Rowy is so sad. His legion, chapter has no sense of humor left anymore now in 40k.
He reached for the scattered flimsies. Fingertips failed to grasp the sheets, sending them fleeing in small armadas over the polished floor. He growled in frustration, abandoned his task and stood, drawing a curious look from Sicarius.
‘I have the manual dexterity of a Legio Cybernetica battle automaton!’ Guilliman said. ‘Created by the Lord of All Mankind, master of the greatest armies in the Imperium, and I cannot pick up a plastek flimsy.’ He glared at the offending articles. ‘My greatest enemy.’
There was a thoughtful quiet.
‘You are joking, my lord?’ said Sicarius.
Guilliman looked at Sicarius. He had to turn all the way around to do so. The pauldrons, ornamental wings and large halo mounted on his back made it impossible for him to see over his shoulder. At least he had stopped knocking into things. There was that.
‘By the Throne, why am I expected to be serious at all times? Yes, Captain Sicarius, I am making light of my predicament. During the worst of the Great Crusade, I was known to make the occasional jest. Even after Terra fell. I did not spend my entire previous life writing deep thoughts into little notebooks, but sometimes dared to enjoy myself. I suppose that was not recorded in the hagiographies.’
‘Humour is not something you are renowned for, my lord.'
- Armour of Fate
Here, i bestow apon thee the 100th like on this comment
Wow, I'd never thought I would live to see the day.
An Iron Hands marine advocating for peaceful mediation.
Thanks for the video!
Explains why he was sent to Deathwatch.
"He was....unnervingly diplomatic."
@@randomcenturion7264 hahaha
Now we need a mean salamander. He knows what he did.
When the admech schismed, didn't they sit it out to see which side won? With the uron hands that agreed with the defeated side, being allowed to create another chapter.
That's exactly what the Iron Hands would do, it is the height of inefficiency to fight your own.
Rogal Dorn WAS A HERO
IS
@@roaringleaf WAS
IS!
@@chenshi3820 WAS?
yes, if you ask roboute guilliman "TODAY" he will say: yes he "WAS" a hero.
You know just like ferrus manus.
The subtle detail of the Emperor being capitalised in the subtitles for the BT and the IH but not when the ultramarine talk about him is really neat.
I wasn’t sure if the Iron Hand was a real Iron Hand Marine since he was so extremly calm for a son of Ferrus until I heard that „Ferrus Manus died a Legend!” At the end.
Only a son of Ferrus could explode like a volcano in a blink of an eye like that
That Iron Hand should be careful
He might loose his head
That... was... just... I don't even know what to say.
Their primarch lost a bit of his mind so they lost their mind a little bit.
@@darthmeta6445 Eh, Manus was a dick anyway
He will, bit by bit, outburst by unforgiveable outburst. Emotion is weakness, steel is strength.
Funny thing is their primarchs would bicker just as much.
Like fathers like sons
Yeah, it’d be Rogal and Ferrus arguing and Guilliman playing the voice of reason tbh
@ honestly this explains both space marines in relation to primarchs and primarchs in relation to Big E
@@venerablebrothergoriate5844 though his chapter has gotten pretty opinionated since they’re exempt from a few codex laws
It seems funny on the surface, but anyone who's read a 40k book with Astartes knows this is 100% lore accurate. Theres a running theme of space marines kinda acting like children.
Because they ARE children. At least most of them are.
Tfw the most destructive event in the Imperium's history was because of kids with daddy issues.
They tell the “your mama” jokes but with primarchs
@tomasmen830 YOUR Primarch is SO DEPRAVED, he gazed upon the Eye of Terror itself and said "where dat mouth at, tho?"
I love how this starts off as a genuine disagreement that *almost* escalates into a fight until the Iron Hand calms them down. The realistic dialogue made this way funnier than if they just started screaming at eachother instantly. Of course, the Ultramarine trying to get in that last dig before getting stomped is the cherry on top.
Space Wolf: _sticks his head in_ "Are we resuming our brawl--I mean 'civilized discussion' about the Allfather?"
Salamander: "My Primarch is still alive, we're just waiting for him to return after we find the artifacts he left us across the galaxy to prove we are worthy of his return!"
Marines Malevolent: "What did he tell you? He went out to get groxmilk?"
Salamander: *"C'MERE YOU BANANA LOOKIN'--"*
You know its just a fetch quest right?
The one Iron Hand that understands Ferrus' teachings. Making your Primarch proud, Brother.
It’s very good to see. It seems after ferrus died, most of the legion lost their collective heads
@@howeyyadoing9070they lost theirs spiritually.
They ripped off his power pack so he has the weight of his actions furthering his struggles 😂
Someone need to teach that Iron Hands marine how to make a fist. Robotic hand or not, tucking the thumb will lead to more frequent repairs.
As a Son of Sanguinius, I would throw hands with an Ultramarine if they made a comment like that.
The Black Templar did nothing wrong. The Iron Hand and his brother chapters need more love and attention
Least your primarch is responsible for replacing Christmas.
The mortals probably think my primarch *is* a tank.
As an iron hand myself, this representation pleases me, although he is still young, only having a bionic left hand and a fully bionic right arm
Bionic and bionic again? Both are?
He'll be nothing but a complicated servitor in power armour soon enough. I'm so proud.
He really hit them with "thats why yo papa ded"
That Ultramarine is very lucky he didn’t say that about Ferrus to a Red Talon, and that Templar is lucky he didn’t say the God-Emperor isn’t the Omnissiah to a Son of Medusa.
1:22
Space Marines showing more common sense than most people IRL.
And Helbrecht was disappointed that it was Guilliman who returned and not Dorn. If Dorn saw what the black templars are doing he would slap the shit out of each and every templar while shouting: "YOU WORDBEARER WANNABES"
The scene where Guilliman speak with Helbrecht is pretty funny, especially when he says "you remind me of Sigismund' and Helbrecht reaction is "i don't deserve such high praise!!"
@@giacomoromano8842
‘There is much in you, High Marshal, that reminds me of First Captain Sigismund - as I knew him.’
‘You do me an honour, lord.’
‘That was not my intent,’ Guilliman said. ‘To you he is a legend, perhaps even an idol. I knew him as a man. Impetuous and flawed, as all men are.’
This really depend of information we do not know. But Dorn valued duty and defiance in the face of damnation above all else and few chapters can claim to have been more effective than the Black and even less can match their willpower. They may be zealots but dorn forgave sigismund for his beliefs and recognized his as his best son. For now, what Dorn would think of the BT depend entirely of your opinions but i believe he would be proud.
I’m new here, I thought the Imperial Fists were Rogal Dorn’s chapter
@@def3ndr887 they are, but at the end of the Horus heresy, the legions were divided in lesser forces called chapters during an event known as the second founding. During this event the Imperial Fists were divided in 3, the Crimsons fist, the modern Imperial Fists and the Black Templars.
That iron hand is a good one
He understands what his primarch wanted
"He fortified the Imperial Palace is what he did. He was a brave Inwiti nobleman. And in this galaxy, Rogal Dorn is a hero! End of story"
-Chaplin Antonius Sopranius
well Dorns Fort fell
and Perturabo's Cage stood
@@pranjalshukla8096 lol, as if those two were at all comparable 😂
"Both of you send empty prayers to your hollow gods"
HE JUST CALLED THE EMPEROR A HOLLOW GOD
Leandros, as much as i h@te you, this guy right here, do your chaplain thing with this heretic!
_"Ya couldn't say that in the Guard, Commisar would have you shot before you could even finish."_
You do know that the Emperor of mankind was an atheist and would probably kill every single priest on earth if given the chance.
Of course he’s a hollow god. The machine spirits are what make the great Omnissiah whole
Of course he is a hollow god, he is yet to have his daily meal of 1000 psykers
I like the idea that the ultramarine is still conscious but can’t move do to his power pack being gone 😂
BEST THING IVE SEEN. this gives me such good youtuve nastolgia. The attention to detail when the iron hand looked at his bionic and thought of his primarch 😢
“In this House Rogal Dorne is a HERO!”
WAS
@@Solariyal IS
This is one of the reasons i would rather have SM2 be about Titus in the Deathwatch.
I was informed last year that the Black Templars are technically Codex Compliant under its crusade rules.
This reminds of that series a guy made of an Iron Warrior and a Thousand Sons being bros.
"Your primarch's a man-child!"
"Your primarch's fuckin' dead"
Do you have a name or a link for it perhaps?
Link?
No such thing as a minor disagreement when a Black Templar is involved.
Bruh the ultrasmurf HAD to ruin it in the end
when the ultrasmurf and the angsty templars got back to their battlebarge they found out that everything and the stuff that was nailed including the servitors where borrowed by the blood magpies.
They should have glued googly eyes and put zip ties to the battlebarge.
Bro called them fatherless in Macraggian.
I could watch these 3 go back and forth for hours
These are perfect, right down to the ultramarine doing the dead peter griffin pose.
That...that fuckun hurt😂😂😂 VULKAN LIVES *STOMP STOMP*
The added touch of the removed power pack is kino
I just discovered this channel today after someone was talking about it in my comments section, glad they did, this is some good stuff and I'm excited to see more! o7
The iron hand being the peacemaker is........not expected
"although some of our primarch are still alive"
I did not expect that 😂
When I see space marine loyalist disagree on view points, all I hear is the NUH UH meme.
There's a reason there's no more family get togethers for Sanguinala.
That's it, I'm subscribing. You are way too good. I can't afford to miss another upload like this.
as a ultramarine boy.
i say the codex astartes may not approve this.
but I'm 👍
for real, really good animation and and timings for punch lines.
very well done 🫡
the ultramarines roast was wild
This was surprisingly very well made!
that is the calmest black templar ive ever seen
The Blueberry wouldn't have left alive after that remark 🤣
He’s dead in the end credits
@@def3ndr887 Peter Griffin style
The BT responding calmly to even the first mention of the Codex Astartes clearly shows this is unrealistic
Pilot: One deployment, just ONE deployment without this would be nice.
I have like 2% understanding of WarHammer but this is still fucking hilarious to me. Very well done!!!
That Iron Hands and Black Templar took that personali
“Although some of our Primarchs are actually still alive.” *Shit hits the fan*
Spud! I loved this! This was hilarious! Thank you for making this! I loved the small emotional tinge you gave when they talk about if the primarchs would want this. This was amazing! I REALLY hope you do more of this in the future! I'm subscribing so I'll know!
Also, that animation is god-tier!
The bluberries marines are the only one who can basically squabble in their cousins faces saying: My dad came back with the milk where Is YOURS?
That was just not the thing to say to an iron hand lmao. Poor guys.
He was ULTRA right
Very fun. Got a great laugh. Thank you. "FERRUS MANUS..." f'n great
1:40 I’m pretty sure I’ve seen those dance moves in a reddy episode somewhere 🤔
This was hilarious. Loved every second. Only minor gripe is that the Iron Hand would have said "Our fathers" rather than "Our respective Primarchs" when talking of Ferrus Manus. Marines in general refer to them as "the Primarch" when talking of their own, or "our father" in more intimate moments like this. Other than that, very well done indeed!
Please never stop making these 😂
I love this lmao. Literally how dialogue would be between miced chapters LOL
That is the most friendly and least bitter Iron Hand i've ever seen
This is giving me red vs blue vibes and I love it
Angry space marine joining chat with a power chair.
FERRUS MERRUS DIED A HER.....fking DYING of laughinter at the screaming at the end
"Your father is dead"
*Iron Hands and Blood Angels become triggered*
Ultramarine: Your primarch is dead.
Blood angels: 🥺
Imperial fist/black Templar: 🤬
Ironhand: 🤖
Dark Angels are laughing at all of them.
Hilarious xD btw Ultramarine veterans have the gold side of their pauldron white, nonetheless great work mate :D
The Iron Hand shouldn't... lose his head.
After all, Fulgrim was only a few inches from taking Guilliman's head too.
I love how the ultramarine is the @sshole in this story
it just fits soo well!
Such a shame the ultramarine fell down 60 stories of stairs, Stairs covered in 2 rounds to the skull. Truly a shame
Most patient black templar.
nearly turned into mild dismemberment
Row Boat sons: some kept their head, while other didn't kept their hand 🤣.
*salamander crying in the corner* “THIS PLACE IS TEARING US APAR!”
blessings of the omnissiah, upon thee.
That gave me a good chuckle
this is perfection
"ROGAL DORN WAS A HERO"
Banana boys will pissed knowing the blueberry boy was talking shit
1:29 bro said what we were all thinking 😂
I can't imagine a salamander and blood angel in the same room
Someone recognises the iron hands : D
I dont think the Codex supports pissing off a Knight of Dorn while you are sealed with it in a tin can
imagine the same conversation between chaos marines xD
How dare you Ferus Manus is alive! He's unbreakable and invincible! *untranslatable binary curses*
My regular army: One half Ultramarines other Black Templars.
That last remark was FUCKIN SAVAGE!!!
All my space marines fly heretic heraldry.
sons of guiliman, ferus, and dorn: lets not fight
sons of russ and lion: hei, i just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my primarch, so duel me maybe?
It's even more complicated when you read a black templar book and they actually DONT treat emperor as a god.
black templars meme and black templars lore are two really different things
@@TemplarBlack. True, but 99% people talking about the templars dont know the difference.
Helsreach had them not treating Emps as a god, but the book is pretty old, so back then I guess they weren’t sure if they were religious or not, newer stories have them 100% in on the God-Emperor koolaid
@grigoriyremez8851 no even in newer books helbrecht denies the divinity. Only recent batch was some distant crusade where templars killed custodians for heresy....which was heresy. So they had to die.
@@_NutcasE_ I literally read Helbrecht’s novel a month ago and at no point do I remember him treating the Emperor as anything but a god
Ferrus manus sadly got ahead of himself.
Common argument in my friend group
"Hmph, you failed to stop the enemy calling reinforcements, typical of a dark angel"
"Ah yes, and I'm sure you will tell your father all about it templar, OH WAIT, sorry I forget that some of our primarchs are not still around."
"Of course my father is still around, we keep his hand upon the fist's chapter monastery."
"Well a dark angel would be remiss being dis ARMED by traitors"