"you look like a princess..."
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- We invited Caroline Kwan to a one star restaurant!
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Caroline being a relationship therapist the entire car ride is hilarious
Every guest they have has to play that role
I don't normally get secondhand embarrassment, but Caroline dealing with these two does it
But Caroline did well! She is a real pro I guess.
That window roll up on the dutch bros employee was insane
Yeah she was talking to him from back window
if nick doesnt treat caroline right…
Hes going to lose her…………😭
I LOST IT upon reading this
He’s going to lose her womb privileges
😂😂😂😂😂
@@SL3DApps Nooo not the womb privileges. Nick Jr. needs to start from somewhere. ^^
Caroline is way too classy for this (not in a pretentious way). She's a good sport though.
It’s sad that the only person who cares about Nick is Caroline. Sadge
Everyone that realized that melena is mentally ill, understands Nick.
@@addictedtosynthwave8151 nick is as mentally ill he is so unlikeable even his own mother disowned him
@@addictedtosynthwave8151wym mentally ill?
@@addictedtosynthwave8151bro why are y’all so mean to her 😂😂
@@raburner3717 yea she's always based but woke neo marxists yell at her just cuz she's the white husband of the couple wtf
Everyone is Caroline when Nick and Malena argue it’s so fucking funny LMAO
It's just incredible how Nick can make me want to throw up and die of laughter at the same time. Such talent
yo I looked at caroline the whole entire video she is just so beautiful.
Fr 😅 she’s literally making me in love with asians
Nick wanting to have a child bit is kinda getting sad now 💀
I think the sad part is it's not a bit
true man feels bad about nick i hope he has kid one day
It’s not a bit and his gf has the mental state of a 15 year old
I love how Caroline is always the confused embarrassed adult in the room with all these weird kids.
another hard watch, keep it up
Nick rolling up the window mid order had me crying of laughter
Malena actually sounds so much like Sam Kinison when she screams it's wild
You know who Sam kinison is? Noice
@@drunkirishprobably listened to rogan talk about him for a decade
Nowadays kinison is can be canceled, but if he was still alive today, there would be enough going on in the world to make fun of
All shimmers 😂😭
She is very pretty
Definately, Will's a lucky man
Yeah melina and caroline are fine too
its crazy how long nick takes the eyes off the road talking to caroline
Relatable
Tbh I would have my eyes on Caroline all the time, I won’t care about the road either.
I definitely wouldn't bring kids into that relationship.
They are not serious there, they do that for content. They have those arguments irl but its not that dramatized. They are an average couple, nothing wrong to have some children.
extra Emily to die? why is malaria wanting nicks future wife to die!??????
As a father of 4, let me tell you. Being a dad is the best thing ever. So I see were nick is coming from. That being said, these 2 are not mentally ready bruh, get yall shit together.
I was 27 when I had my first kid. I got my shit together the day I had him.
I’m sure you had ur shit together lmao, gonna die from obesity and leave that kid early
@@thefitgm335 Sometimes that is the wake up call
She is the one who is not ready she’s mentally sick. Its better for him if he doesn’t have kid with her rather someone else.
Caroline is such a nice neutral counterpart to Malena kinda reminds me of Maya
Caroline is so fine omg
Caroline will learn with time that nick is the honest one and you can’t believe anything that comes out Malena’s mouth
that's cap, Nick is absolute delusional
@@humanasornamentya cuz malena is of sound mind
@@Trip.L.L.L no believe me, he's clearly natural
@@humanasornament theyre both retarded, now lets move on
@@humanasornament yo nick nice alt 😂
i want a world where men can be emotionally open. Yes, no they don't.
Idk how one can stand being in a relationship with those levels of shouting, jessussssss
Malena has the personality of a angry 15 year old.
shes so cool.
6:13 girl, dates at night are the best. 8pm or 10pm, the best time to a restaurant. or a coffee
I’m really enjoying the therapy sessions. I feel like they’re not making any progress!
Thanks I was about to get productive, but then I got the noti
Caroline has the best voice
4:25 I wish I could do that dude thats peak antisocial behavior
You dont know what antisocial means
I could think of many things more antisocial than that…
Bro at this point adopt a kid nick
❤
Cooked noodles def have a smell
She spent $5000 of your money or do you share an account?
Nick is the Michael Jackson of Twitch...
Noodles do have a distinct smell.
Caroline the therapist
7:44 Interesting idea Nick, giving people special privileges based on their race... things like drinking water from a different fountain. Oh, wait
That’s the bit he’s doing
You’re sooooooo smart omggggggg 🤔
@@WCAL_Dinobull knowing identity politics is total BS is not a very high bar of entry intellectually
@@stephenmason9527 🤔
so, this was the date with Caroline nick bought? I thought it was for holeDAY!
Funniest part was malena getting mad over nick getting mad at things... the irony is real.. lol
I Iike this driving in cars while eating pasta and being scared of noodles
His personality? His personality is pretty cool.
i'm convinced god was making art when he made Caroline, holly molly she's so beautiful!
Finally someone told him how to say Alzheimer’s. 😊
Streamer brainrot is now "all streamers"
I feel bad for Nick, only if he realized she isn’t wife material after the fun was over sooner. Y’all make money together, why not keep that going and just find something better for yourself.
Caroline❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Man Nick and Malena are really like a couple who is married for like 20 years too long! For the record I think Caroline would be a great Mom and a great womb for rent! ^^
maybe...just maybe remove the part after her being a great mom.
i won't quote you here but ...excuse me? :')
@@marky046womb for rent is a surrogate
@@marky046 No, no the whole womb thing is important and where and why exactly did you want to quote me? 😁😅
nick should ask Alinity for baby situation. as far as i know she wanna get pregnant and nick wants a baby so.
Caroline Whomegalul?
One day Nick will be 45 and still talking about having kids someday.. lol
13:04 how was the view there Nick ?
W Predator
I know they put on a show sometimes but Malena seems like a hard partner to be with. That mall bit made me genuinely feel bad for Nick.
"I Nick Pollum, will have kids," careful Nick, that was really close to you sounding like an alpha and not a soyboy 😂
My unverified black man status is about to expire. Can I get an 3 extension on my n word pass?
Tf am i so early
Ha ha, early Earl 🤭
8:43 HAHA
4:05 Just imagine this ferocity multiplied by hundreds carrying melee weapons while they invade your village.
starting to get genuinely concerned about the wanting vs not wanting kids divide
Who was the redacted????
Money never matters when you have it, do'h!
I really want them to ask ExtraEmily to be their surrogate instead, I would really want to see her answer or reaction.
Americans calling spaghetti noodles…
Nick acts like he really wants to cheat on Melena tho I'm sure there's more to it.
12:37 I assume bacause of the gaza situation
You the villian in my dreams 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh Caroline. Or is the song sweet Caroline. Dont know
I LOVE Caroline, she is too good for all these streamers 🤣
Snoring is just the first sign of sleep apnea
I'll never understand people eating in cars
7:52 …. nick, you’re onto something 🤔
That comfortable back seating creator of content is not giving u a baby. Time to find some wife material
as a jewish person, I do not support the tags of ethnicity.
this was exactly what i thought. giving people distinguishing markers was done once in the past and i think we all agreed it was a bad idea
@@Hugh.G.Rectionxyall be taking it a bit too serious.
Was not aware Texas had dutch
😂😂😂
Anything to do with Shrek is cute
Milena is so intuned with the business stuff.
She might have sleep apnea.
100% would have eatten that waffle fry
7:30 the biggest PogO
dude these captions and titles are so funny lmao
Malenas insecure
8:43 bro the way he said that hhahahahahahahaah
Can't you just rent a car and drop it off at any location?
They'd probably take it and bill you more. I tried to rent a car from a national chain and told them I was driving to another city. They said that they didn't have any cars they were willing to send to that city, and I should check their competitors.
Nick's takes gave me Allshimmers... 🫨
fun fact with snoring, if u can master to breath threw ur nose when sleepijng u wont snore, thats the main reason people snore they breath threw theyre mouth and thats what makes the creepy snoring sound.
And you need to master the difference between 'they', 'their' and 'they're'. Also it's "through" not "threw"
@@guitarsolos89 whatever my main language isnt english anyway, i barely use it outside internet.
@@lucylucian2564idk sometimes its sleep apnea or your nasal passage being too small
1:51. anything you want xD
Its so sad that nick and malena are just together for the content
Just ignore the 15 years they’ve spent together
@@loveforchickennuggets6412lol the newbies dont know
Nick and Malena are so funny
Did they get the noodle?
that all shimmers doe
nick and melenas kid would be the most alpha child, with both their genetics hes gonna play football 100%
Nick’s 100% getting a girl if he has a kid because of karma
@@youngrootv true thooo
@@youngrootvIs having a girl a punishment? Wtf?
@@sirmel11 no what the hell. Honestly, any child you have is and should be a blessing, but it would be funny if Nick has a daughter after all of the crazy stuff that he’s said.
Letting your kid play football is abuse.
unironically to these clickbait thumbnails, Malena probably does feel threatened
Is that the new Bmw M2 in the back at 3:20?
Kind if Looks like it because of the blueish colour but I don’t think it is
that was cute lol
What do you think it is?@@MRMV483
I can see why will cheated
Maybe if nick did some situps Malena would want to have kids with him? Also she should just leave him and be with me instead because I'm sooo lonely bro
We know you're
I wonder what happens in like 5 years when Malena still hasn’t given Nick children and he’s pushing 40. Will we not have Nick and Malena streams or RUclips anymore? Sadge. I never can understand why people never have children. It’ll be so lonely in the end having nobody there and no legacy to leave behind
Imagine hanging out with an anti-semitic conspiracy theorist.