Prank Calling in Sick From Jobs I Don't Have 3

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @bellec3388
    @bellec3388 6 лет назад +9325

    tim
    with
    the
    *fitbit*

  • @lydian1230
    @lydian1230 6 лет назад +4079

    "AND NOW I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE!"
    "Oh nooooooooo!"

  • @aimeemacdonald2738
    @aimeemacdonald2738 6 лет назад +11753

    "The manager calls me by my middle name."
    "I am the manager"

  • @EffyGomes
    @EffyGomes 8 дней назад +117

    Thank you, RUclips, for still recommending these videos. Love and miss you Jenna!

    • @x3BobO
      @x3BobO 5 дней назад +3

      Same here!

    • @kadrii27
      @kadrii27 5 часов назад +1

      Yes. Good old simpler times🩷

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 5 лет назад +2833

    "Do it. Go for it. Enjoy it." That guy is AMAZING.

    • @gummygutshoe
      @gummygutshoe 5 лет назад +16

      Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice does that mean I summoned you?

    • @laurenmlee19
      @laurenmlee19 5 лет назад +1

      No name Pie yeah

    • @hannahthomas9507
      @hannahthomas9507 5 лет назад +1

      Your name and profile pic makes me happy

    • @taryn1623
      @taryn1623 5 лет назад +5

      beetlejuice beetlejuice be*cause*

    • @killjoy3993
      @killjoy3993 5 лет назад +8

      @@taryn1623 you're so smart, a stand-up bro I'll think about the offer let ya know

  • @drowsyghost2427
    @drowsyghost2427 4 года назад +10517

    “I might be getting a horse tomorrow”
    *Bunny enters the chat*

  • @Spongebobs4Life
    @Spongebobs4Life 6 лет назад +11688

    So, where I work we have 6 Rachels and last November hired 25 new temp staff for over Christmas, which added 2 additional Rachels-that’s 8 Rachels if you’re counting. So this girl calls in to our manager, called Rachel, tells our manager all about how she’s sick of the way she’s being treated, how she hates working here, how she’s putting in a formal complaint with head office. Had a HUGE fight on the phone with the manager, and then hangs up. An issue then arises.....which Rachel was it? In the midst of the fight, our manager never did work out which Rachel it was. She narrowed it down to 4, and then had to call all of them individually to ask if they had quit, only to later find out, that the Rachel who called was actually from another location and had been placed on he incorrect extension when calling her location. We refer to it as ‘The Great Rachel Fiasco of 2017’.

    • @gailghoul5629
      @gailghoul5629 6 лет назад +217

      Em B thats AMAZING hahah wow

    • @kimberly6663
      @kimberly6663 6 лет назад +170

      This reminds me of that Kimmy Schmidt bit where Titus asks to have a meeting with all the Lindas in HR lmao

    • @jessiehoolahoopsmcgee
      @jessiehoolahoopsmcgee 6 лет назад +186

      This was a journey I'm glad I took.

    • @kaylinwinters6333
      @kaylinwinters6333 6 лет назад +155

      What a rollercoaster I just went on

    • @ritamed33
      @ritamed33 6 лет назад +53

      Thank you for this my day has been made.

  • @sarashutter
    @sarashutter Год назад +271

    Thank you RUclips for recommending this masterpiece 5 years later ❤️ we miss you Jenna!

  • @chapsticker
    @chapsticker 5 лет назад +9231

    “I might be getting a horse tomorrow” the comedic value of that line is too great

    • @Amsayy
      @Amsayy 4 года назад +138

      chapstick *bunny enters the chat*

    •  4 года назад +44

      it's horse time pm for jessica

    • @michaelpotter8900
      @michaelpotter8900 4 года назад +91

      I'm kinda disappointed one of her excuses wasn't I have a basketball game tomorrow

    • @freddiemercury4880
      @freddiemercury4880 4 года назад +6

      Michael Potter bro truuuuee

    • @GodsFaveSim
      @GodsFaveSim 4 года назад +13

      *Horse people energy* emerged much earlier than we thought

  • @LaurenAlley
    @LaurenAlley 6 лет назад +3223

    The guy supporting your lunch needs is the kind of support I need in my life

    • @elizabethlopez4079
      @elizabethlopez4079 6 лет назад +1

      Lauren Alley same

    • @beforetheline4356
      @beforetheline4356 6 лет назад +19

      hes a legend
      omg what if he watches these videos oMG i need a person to be like 'hey omg is this jenna(or julien)?' and then they be like 'yeA' and it'd be great

    • @MeMe-pj8ve
      @MeMe-pj8ve 6 лет назад +33

      He is so sure of himself, he didn’t give anything a second thought.

    • @normad293
      @normad293 6 лет назад +1

      SAME

  • @cademancaden
    @cademancaden 6 лет назад +2352

    The worst thing that can happen when you prank call someone is to get a patient, sweet person on the phone who makes you feel guilty & juvenile ;)

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime 4 года назад +3582

    It’s alarming how good Julian is at this & how horrible Jenna is 🤣🤣🤣

  • @louisalewis4631
    @louisalewis4631 6 лет назад +4550

    The Nair excuse was pure gold the lady was so really sweet. I mean she was really sympathetic.😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bomethia7412
      @bomethia7412 6 лет назад +4

      Louisa Lewis 😂😂😂

    • @thekrissyincolor
      @thekrissyincolor 5 лет назад +92

      As someone who has had chemical burns from overdoing it with nair, I'd be pretty sympathetic too 😂😂😂

    • @calmdowngurl
      @calmdowngurl 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @evanporterfield4483
      @evanporterfield4483 4 года назад

      @@calmdowngurl hahahahaahahahaha

    • @ellaforlin8160
      @ellaforlin8160 3 года назад +15

      She was like, “I’ve done the same thing. Don’t worry about it.”

  • @heyitsdeniz
    @heyitsdeniz 6 лет назад +7010

    Do the opposite where you call in and say "hey I know I have tomorrow off but I'm coming in anyway. see you at 8"

    • @heyitsdeniz
      @heyitsdeniz 6 лет назад +886

      And call it "Picking Up Shifts At Jobs We Don't Have"

    • @Harvey-pv2pd
      @Harvey-pv2pd 6 лет назад +43

      Deniz Balik YES

    • @itsvolumebs
      @itsvolumebs 6 лет назад +37

      OOOOOH MY GOD YES

    • @ChryChry2000
      @ChryChry2000 6 лет назад +26

      Deniz Balik omg yes that's a great idea 😂😂

    • @lisalingo1209
      @lisalingo1209 6 лет назад +20

      YESSS THIS IS AMAZING

  • @luniette
    @luniette 6 лет назад +7792

    Julien literally looks 10 years younger now without the mustache holy shit

    • @mariamarinello1281
      @mariamarinello1281 6 лет назад +23

      The Truth i thought it was just me

    • @brigranger2119
      @brigranger2119 6 лет назад +45

      The truth lives up to their username

    • @honey3202
      @honey3202 6 лет назад +11

      I thought it was an old video for a hot minute 😂😂 I had to check the upload date!!

    • @andrewg.68
      @andrewg.68 6 лет назад +4

      I had to check the upload date at the start

    • @Psykells
      @Psykells 6 лет назад

      I’ve definitely saw a similar person at Hot Topic

  • @hallieh7184
    @hallieh7184 4 года назад +426

    “i work everyday from 1pm-2pm” that’s fucking HILARIOUS I DIED

  • @sarahm.8336
    @sarahm.8336 6 лет назад +915

    Their hair colors look so aesthetically pleasing together

  • @andrei-sebastianbarbacaru2984
    @andrei-sebastianbarbacaru2984 5 лет назад +6266

    -"What's the location?"
    -"iT'S mE tiM"

    • @bremerkley834
      @bremerkley834 5 лет назад +50

      What's with all those long usernames omg Tym*

    • @birdy4696
      @birdy4696 5 лет назад +19

      What's with all those long usernames omg Tim with the fitbit!

    • @user-it5ro5pw6c
      @user-it5ro5pw6c 5 лет назад +5

      me time

    • @omgomaha1745
      @omgomaha1745 5 лет назад

      What's with all those long usernames omg tym

    • @trsbsportspodcast2105
      @trsbsportspodcast2105 5 лет назад

      What's with all those long usernames omg Ha ha ha ha ha not

  • @E.I.C.C_Onwer
    @E.I.C.C_Onwer 6 лет назад +2246

    You need to call like target and Walmart that has a million employees so there’s no way they know each employee

    • @kd5633
      @kd5633 5 лет назад +12

      Judi Tanner they actually do haha

    • @royalentertainment488
      @royalentertainment488 5 лет назад +7

      Judi Tanner I have a better idea I’m not saying tho so no 1 steals it

    • @murd_bird
      @murd_bird 5 лет назад +63

      @@royalentertainment488 thanks for letting us know lol

    • @harperjones8930
      @harperjones8930 5 лет назад

      YESSSSSS

    • @kate_6436
      @kate_6436 5 лет назад +2

      I work at Target and yeah they do 😂 and they can check the the schedule

  • @evessketchbook
    @evessketchbook 4 года назад +565

    Julien: *easily lying and making up crazy stories*
    Jenna: *fucking BAWLING*

  • @HRBlock
    @HRBlock 6 лет назад +21902

    We call Julia when we need a boost. She’s the best.
    We can probably arrange for her to come on your podcast!

  • @arryharris3412
    @arryharris3412 5 лет назад +4678

    I've been 9 months pregnant
    ...... for NINE MONTHS......

    • @fbki1493
      @fbki1493 5 лет назад +7

      MichaeLemon was? Did she have a miscarriage?

    • @sparrow.mp4
      @sparrow.mp4 5 лет назад +12

      I had fever for a week and that for a whole week

    • @kailjoyce87
      @kailjoyce87 5 лет назад

      MichaeLemon lmao

    • @microwavetrash2501
      @microwavetrash2501 5 лет назад +5

      does that mean she was pregnant twice?
      at the same time????

    • @kigut7443
      @kigut7443 5 лет назад +2

      in the final stage of pregnancy... for nine months longer than need be.

  • @internetgirl1111
    @internetgirl1111 6 лет назад +319

    omg when I worked at H&R Block people would prank call us all the time. That lady was an angel. She deserves to be recognized for her patience/customer service for real. DO YOUR THING INTERNET.

    • @ayerlikz
      @ayerlikz 6 лет назад +2

      Molly Aww thats so sweet!

  • @hannahjames9075
    @hannahjames9075 4 года назад +1002

    So relieved this wasn’t deleted

  • @KaitlinKalLee
    @KaitlinKalLee 6 лет назад +2213

    “I’m the manager.”
    Julien : “are you sure?”
    💀

    • @jadenofawesome7929
      @jadenofawesome7929 6 лет назад +5

      Kaitlin Kal Lee
      I didn’t finish the video and I was scrolling the comments and I first read this as
      “Are you the manager?”
      Julien: “Are you sure?”

    • @KaitlinKalLee
      @KaitlinKalLee 6 лет назад +2

      Jaden Of Awesome 😆😆😆❤️

  • @alaynahanson2549
    @alaynahanson2549 6 лет назад +1342

    Get the H&R Block lady on the podcast 2018

  • @rebeccaelizabeth8362
    @rebeccaelizabeth8362 6 лет назад +2637

    The women talking to Jenna about the Nair situation was such a trooper through that conversation

    • @janejanejaney
      @janejanejaney 6 лет назад +54

      She was so sweet! 😂

    • @1Legendofzeldalover
      @1Legendofzeldalover 6 лет назад +14

      She sounds a lot like my old manager from lush? But I'm in Canada so I'm ???

    • @maralhamidkhani8670
      @maralhamidkhani8670 6 лет назад +6

      She had a persian accent and also I think a persian name

    • @LifeinaBus
      @LifeinaBus 6 лет назад +5

      *RIGHT?!?!?!* *HAHAHAHAHAHA*

    • @alaynalynn8659
      @alaynalynn8659 6 лет назад +25

      Hahahaha she was so genuine like noooooooo!

  • @emmanoelle2381
    @emmanoelle2381 4 года назад +2910

    Is anyone else watching all of Jennas old videos after she left? 😞

    • @KindiGeezie
      @KindiGeezie 4 года назад +73

      i say.. rack up the views. she needs to see how very very loved she is.

    • @palomaavalos2298
      @palomaavalos2298 4 года назад +19

      i miss her so much

    • @luckycharmasmr4634
      @luckycharmasmr4634 4 года назад +3

      Why did she leave?

    • @heatherbass6474
      @heatherbass6474 4 года назад +23

      RUclips drama ofc 😒 everyone was tryna cancel her over some dumbass shit she shouldn’t even have been included in and she made an apology video and she left RUclips

    • @costcofreezers
      @costcofreezers 4 года назад +7

      eden you have to be joking. PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING!!!!!

  • @hannahrobertson41
    @hannahrobertson41 6 лет назад +413

    I love how genuinely concerned that lady was when Jenna told her about her nair burns
    I need a part 4

  • @gianna8110
    @gianna8110 5 лет назад +4400

    jenna looks like she’s constantly about to cry: she literally went 😞🥺

    • @KylePepper
      @KylePepper 4 года назад +5

      Jojo Siwak that’s what I was thinking

    • @wyatthagenbeck8055
      @wyatthagenbeck8055 4 года назад +60

      Jojo Siwak Just like Kermit

    • @esmeralda8305
      @esmeralda8305 4 года назад +59

      She's a virgo. This is their daily life.

    • @alanashanah
      @alanashanah 4 года назад +32

      She WAS crying. On the inside. And then a little on the outside.

    • @gianna8110
      @gianna8110 4 года назад +5

      Teddy i was just saying she looks like she is gonna lmao

  • @livierichard829
    @livierichard829 6 лет назад +461

    *_”i naired my whole body on my quest to become a hairless goddess. i am in excruciating pain !!”_*

    • @oh_bowie
      @oh_bowie 6 лет назад +3

      *gasp* ohhh noooooooo

  • @rberglund56
    @rberglund56 3 года назад +146

    this era of youtube, will never be forgotten. literally nothing will ever be funnier than this.

  • @maki_rollin9020
    @maki_rollin9020 5 лет назад +1804

    All Erica wanted was to meet her damn horse

  • @isaacf1060
    @isaacf1060 6 лет назад +360

    Jessica Natalie Messica. Works at tanning salon. 2008 hot. Works every day from 1pm to 2pm. Has to eat lunch tomorrow so can’t come into work.

  • @Catsarecool9000
    @Catsarecool9000 6 лет назад +1074

    “I TOLD YOU IM ON MY PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT AND IM OPENING MY THIRD EYE!”

    • @ashleyjanson3476
      @ashleyjanson3476 5 лет назад

      I like how this part of the video played... When I found this comment.

  • @devyndevin
    @devyndevin 4 года назад +854

    Julian: Hi my name is Adam, David, and many more names
    Jenna for every call: Hi my name is jessica

    • @korizinkie2287
      @korizinkie2287 4 года назад +18

      Dont forget Erika

    • @JIKitty
      @JIKitty 4 года назад +11

      I think it's a better strategy to always use the same name for the chance of it to eventually work. I think it has a higher probability than trying a different name every time.

    • @r00sterbok
      @r00sterbok 6 месяцев назад +2

      Jessica Messica

  • @kyliefay457
    @kyliefay457 6 лет назад +613

    GRADES: RAISED
    SKIN: CLEARED
    CROPS: FLOURISHING
    WIG: INCINERATED

    • @techytrekki
      @techytrekki 6 лет назад +9

      Kylie Fay Grades dropping, skin breaking out, crops dying, but my weave is snatched oof

    • @keeleybell1401
      @keeleybell1401 6 лет назад +21

      HOTEL: TRIVAGO

    • @stevielynn4312
      @stevielynn4312 6 лет назад +5

      Keeley Bell DAMNIT YOU TOOK MINE

    • @xeyxeyjbubbles
      @xeyxeyjbubbles 6 лет назад +3

      HEY: MACARENA

    • @zurieadam1703
      @zurieadam1703 6 лет назад +3

      Better people: papa Johns

  • @hellolala
    @hellolala 6 лет назад +890

    I'm so mad that she didn't use the "I have a basketball game tomorrow!" such a missed opportunity! 😵

    • @lindseytaylor3793
      @lindseytaylor3793 6 лет назад +27

      Oh shit now I’m upset she didn’t use it

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara 6 лет назад +9

      Ikr? I was waiting for it!

    • @brandiehudson317
      @brandiehudson317 6 лет назад +1

      Omg yes!

    • @Mofasho
      @Mofasho 6 лет назад

      hellolala Lol I was thinking the same thing.. although, if I remember correctly she's done that one in her previous prank call videos. I'm pretty sure she has at least..This is the 3rd one so go back and watch the others if you want to see that.

    • @TacoMichelly
      @TacoMichelly 6 лет назад +4

      @Nate A Jenna and Julien both worked multiple part time jobs before they ever became rich/famous. Out of all the RUclipsrs these two are the most genuine and down to earth. If this was the paul brothers, then sure, comment away about how rich and entitled they are, but it's not. And it's not like they're continuously calling the same place and pulling people away from their job. They're maybe on the phone for 30 seconds at a time?

  • @ekaterinapetrova8975
    @ekaterinapetrova8975 6 лет назад +595

    “I’m on the path to enlightenment and I'm going to open my third eye tomorrow “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Lilstar75
      @Lilstar75 6 лет назад

      Ekaterina Petrova a
      U

  • @SarahStyless
    @SarahStyless Год назад +860

    I’m so happy I decided to watch this again, years later- literally can’t stop laughing and crying 😂😂😅 We miss you Jenna ❤ I mean…Jessica

    • @hobistinyheartbag
      @hobistinyheartbag Год назад +5

      Last one was sooo cute 🥰

    • @Wraiven22
      @Wraiven22 Год назад +7

      Jessica Messica

    • @wackydoggs
      @wackydoggs Год назад +14

      came here after finding out jenna and julien got married

  • @christinagabriel6486
    @christinagabriel6486 6 лет назад +303

    "my name's Jeffrey"
    *pause*
    *hold music starts playing*
    I LOST IT

  • @NyoomMonster
    @NyoomMonster 5 лет назад +1896

    You should start crying and saying "Wait, I'm fired!?" When they start telling you that you don't work there.

    • @nooriman5944
      @nooriman5944 5 лет назад +9

      Nyoom Monster
      Yesss that would be gold

    • @kkirsa01
      @kkirsa01 5 лет назад +5

      HAHAHAH Y E S

  • @_Your__Majesty_
    @_Your__Majesty_ 6 лет назад +3766

    The way Jenna says "yeah" when she's laughing makes it 10x funnier😂😂

  • @VampireSentoki56
    @VampireSentoki56 3 года назад +180

    Jenna saying she can't come into work because she has to eat lunch and the guy being all for it is peak comedy.

  • @DickleTickle
    @DickleTickle 6 лет назад +4986

    So, is anyone else concerned that literally NO PLACE has a Jessica employed there?
    Where do people named Jessica Work?!
    DO THEY EVEN WORK?!
    WHAT IS THEIR SECRET?????

    • @karinleigh648
      @karinleigh648 6 лет назад +272

      DickleTickle RIGHT??? and jenna calls tanning/nail salons most of the time and not a single young jessica works at a tanning salon???? i find that hard to believe!

    • @jessicaleigh9566
      @jessicaleigh9566 6 лет назад +92

      👀

    • @mariahjokes
      @mariahjokes 6 лет назад +72

      DickleTickle hi yes I work at papaya lmao

    • @nadiajuarez4763
      @nadiajuarez4763 6 лет назад +27

      I worked at a call center w/ a jessica once

    • @jessvergilio
      @jessvergilio 6 лет назад +86

      well as a jessica, i work at tim hortons, it’s quite disappointing

  • @DevinSumer
    @DevinSumer 6 лет назад +1537

    *jessica messica is my spirit animal*

  • @littlelune420
    @littlelune420 6 лет назад +1057

    "I work there everyday from 1:00 pm to 2:00 pm"

  • @ambiguousaesthetic4170
    @ambiguousaesthetic4170 4 года назад +286

    The dude who said “do it” to eating lunch was an actual icon; honestly the only professional response

  • @xoxarii6435
    @xoxarii6435 6 лет назад +2934

    “Um hi my name is Trey and i cant come to work tomorrow because i have a basketball game toomarrrow”

  • @MeHowdy
    @MeHowdy 6 лет назад +875

    "I work there everyday... from 1 pm to 2 pm"
    Help I've fallen and I can't get up

  • @howdyboss179
    @howdyboss179 4 года назад +132

    I was scrolling and saw this video thumbnail and got tearry eyed. The sheer happiness is so great and genuin. I miss the 20 minuets of silliness we looked forward to every week. Just 20 minuets a week to get away from the poopy world and laugh with great people. Hope all is well.❣️

    • @aditilalit2155
      @aditilalit2155 4 года назад +2

      😭😭❤

    • @kayla1778
      @kayla1778 4 года назад +3

      Here watching today. Love them so much!

  • @MANA98
    @MANA98 6 лет назад +1653

    Everytime I hear Jessica I think about Jessica Messica

    • @hhhilde_
      @hhhilde_ 6 лет назад +1

      MANA I'm crying hahaha

    • @cassidybrewer
      @cassidybrewer 6 лет назад

      MANA same

    • @marvibun
      @marvibun 6 лет назад +23

      What about Amanda Bobanda?

    • @jessvancleave
      @jessvancleave 6 лет назад +6

      That’s cracked me up when she said that because that’s literally what my parents have called me my whole life lol

    • @jessiegrace534
      @jessiegrace534 6 лет назад

      MANA TRUUU

  • @SAM-tz6ig
    @SAM-tz6ig 5 лет назад +2347

    The manager calls me dan
    IM THE MANAGER

  • @cinnastyle3260
    @cinnastyle3260 6 лет назад +498

    im literally crying poor Jessica with the nair burns

  • @thisisnotapplejuice
    @thisisnotapplejuice Год назад +37

    "it's tim. T-Y-M" fucking wrecked me

  • @Spongebobs4Life
    @Spongebobs4Life 6 лет назад +1276

    That last woman you called deserves a muffin basket or something. She was so lovely!

    • @sinna25
      @sinna25 6 лет назад +10

      a muffin basket

    • @meganreid4919
      @meganreid4919 6 лет назад +1

      Em jujujuuuuuuB hii

    • @aina3387
      @aina3387 6 лет назад +5

      She deserves a medal. Tax season is rough! I hope they send her something to brighten her day.

    • @samanthamakowski973
      @samanthamakowski973 6 лет назад

      Yep. Someone please find her and give her muffins.

  • @yassquez
    @yassquez 5 лет назад +7658

    *Jenna* : Hey its Jessica, and I just realized I can't come into work tomorrow because I have to eat lunch.
    *worker* :oh okay *hangs up*

    • @christinaFaith84
      @christinaFaith84 5 лет назад +107

      Probably the best one. He was so understanding about the need to eat lunch.

    • @MultiDani2020
      @MultiDani2020 5 лет назад +73

      Since it was a tanning salon he prob thought she had an appointment. Some poor Jessica isn't getting her tan.

    • @ayennahabuaf118
      @ayennahabuaf118 5 лет назад +3

      Momo Mochi no you aren’t, that was a guy

    • @mariamoss9519
      @mariamoss9519 5 лет назад +9

      Maggie Vazquez “enjoy it” 🤣

    • @lennoxvazquez
      @lennoxvazquez 5 лет назад +3

      @@ayennahabuaf118 I think she just means that the worker is a mood😂

  • @PerfectlyPreppy
    @PerfectlyPreppy 6 лет назад +1722

    when they girl said ‘i’m the manager’ I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD

    • @sssophie9292
      @sssophie9292 6 лет назад +16

      simplymallory 6:37 ? I thought it was a guy lol

    • @NaomiCharles
      @NaomiCharles 6 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/R8sPUqrKVKM/видео.html

    • @xenaprincess44
      @xenaprincess44 6 лет назад

      Sssophie sounds like a girl

    • @loonah9841
      @loonah9841 6 лет назад

      Sssophie Me too! 😄

    • @peachb3613
      @peachb3613 6 лет назад

      And that no boys work there

  • @PintoPerico
    @PintoPerico Год назад +31

    I love getting recommended Jenna Marbles. Makes me think of simpler times ❤

  • @RachelsDarling
    @RachelsDarling 6 лет назад +5113

    “I’m on a quest to become a hairless goddess and I naired my whole body and I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE”

    • @kalimanka
      @kalimanka 6 лет назад +79

      RachelsDarling had to pause it there so i could laugh my ass of for 40 seconds 😂😂😂

    • @yeiiid6633
      @yeiiid6633 6 лет назад +131

      The lady's reaction was the best thing ever LOL

    • @RachelsDarling
      @RachelsDarling 6 лет назад +7

      kalimanka same lmao

    • @selmaacccioly8930
      @selmaacccioly8930 6 лет назад +4

      Whats naired.?

    • @punkse0kjin
      @punkse0kjin 6 лет назад +17

      Selma Acccioly it removes hair

  • @MidoriJane12
    @MidoriJane12 6 лет назад +6439

    “ *IM THE MANAGER* “

  • @breiana3273
    @breiana3273 6 лет назад +248

    "I hope you have a good day, not only today but every day" *Bless that woman*

  • @chastity5214
    @chastity5214 Год назад +39

    Its 2023, Im here during a really rough patch in my life watching Jenna and Julian and actually being able to laugh..thank you, very much💜 I miss you

    • @aditikulkarni9920
      @aditikulkarni9920 Год назад +2

      she’s always here for us ❤

    • @heathenised
      @heathenised 7 месяцев назад +1

      2024 and still here... genuinely grew up with her videos, middle school to high school to living on my own and paying own bills... life is strange without her vids :( sorry for being dramatic lol

  • @trinsettah7081
    @trinsettah7081 6 лет назад +1191

    “Is this Natalie?”
    “yEaaa. It’s...Natalie”

  • @gothkasa352
    @gothkasa352 6 лет назад +2092

    girl: who is this?
    jenna: i told you i’m on the pAtH tO eNliGhTeNmEnT!
    girl: WHo iS THiS???!

  • @GetGlamFam
    @GetGlamFam 6 лет назад +1035

    *“I sweep the floor and... organize the nail polishes on occasion..”*
    I CANNOT!

    • @merika5044
      @merika5044 6 лет назад +4

      GlamFam “ imma name him Berry”

    • @nadia1994ization
      @nadia1994ization 6 лет назад

      GlamFam 😂😂😂😂

    • @ky-ym5wl
      @ky-ym5wl 6 лет назад

      This is hilarious!!! If you wanna see my video where I called in sick to places I dont work check it out on my channel 🏄🏽‍♀️ I would really appreciate it

  • @coffeegirl18
    @coffeegirl18 4 года назад +570

    Jenna: I've got to each lunch. *unintelligible conversation*
    Perfect Tan: Okay, do it. Bye.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WattsTheSafeword
    @WattsTheSafeword 6 лет назад +721

    The return of Jessica Messica!

    • @maceyjo.
      @maceyjo. 6 лет назад +4

      *Garrett* Watts The Safeword

  • @SuperDuperDanni
    @SuperDuperDanni 6 лет назад +3657

    Why wasn’t there an excuse about Jenna’s basketball game tomorrow?? 😂

    • @myfatherbeatsme7699
      @myfatherbeatsme7699 6 лет назад +51

      SuperDuperDani she missed a great opportunity 😢😂

    • @Kitkat-ry1pu
      @Kitkat-ry1pu 6 лет назад +2

      SuperDuperDani im a big fan of your channel 😊

    • @stellalouise3660
      @stellalouise3660 6 лет назад +14

      SuperDuperDani She said on twitter that she phoned 2 footlockers to say that but got hung up on

  • @alondra143
    @alondra143 6 лет назад +1480

    DUDE I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE VIDEO 😂 “DO IT, GO FOR IT, ENJOY IT”

    • @rantut7656
      @rantut7656 6 лет назад +5

      I just spit all over my homework cause i was laughing

    • @JulieDiana1992
      @JulieDiana1992 6 лет назад +5

      im laugh crying. It takes a lot for me to laught cry

    • @blqsssshf
      @blqsssshf 6 лет назад +3

      I am watching this in the bus sooooo I am dying

  • @lucyoleary7080
    @lucyoleary7080 3 года назад +23

    I miss this woman so much. She still brings me joy and keeps me moving. Thank you Jenna. She deserves everything.

    • @dominiquee901
      @dominiquee901 3 года назад

      I hurts coming back to her videos

  • @shalitababy5068
    @shalitababy5068 6 лет назад +517

    All of these companies probably now warn their employees if anyone calls them with the name "Jessica" to just hang up immediately

    • @rhettwenzel4461
      @rhettwenzel4461 6 лет назад +3

      Ananas Von Satan and they probably refuse to hire anyone named Jessica for that reason 😂

    • @jessicapavlik706
      @jessicapavlik706 6 лет назад +7

      Lol guess I'm out of luck

  • @PhilipGreenShow
    @PhilipGreenShow 6 лет назад +1771

    Jessica Messica strikes again! 😂

    • @thebidulon
      @thebidulon 6 лет назад

      Philip Green PHIL OMG NOW THAT I KNOW YA WATCH JENNA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE

    • @sharibowers561
      @sharibowers561 6 лет назад +1

      Lol I love you!!!!

    • @autumnmeneses1355
      @autumnmeneses1355 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ThisWeirdTwinThing
      @ThisWeirdTwinThing 6 лет назад

      Philip Green haha so good

  • @thetrashtrain3774
    @thetrashtrain3774 4 года назад +3531

    Imagine hiw you would feel if someone called and said ”hey this is jessica i can’t come in tomorrow because i’m on the path to enlightenment”

    • @pc3867
      @pc3867 4 года назад +124

      i would ask her if i could join too.

    • @ρυρρια-ζ6ξ
      @ρυρρια-ζ6ξ 3 года назад +52

      AND IM GONNA OPEN MY THIRD EYE

    • @454aubrey
      @454aubrey 2 года назад +9

      I’m the one who answers these calls, these would make my day.

    • @emmad.176
      @emmad.176 Год назад +4

      Be like the other bloke that was like 'do it!' 🤣

    • @babandeeprathore
      @babandeeprathore Год назад

      legit excuse

  • @keeleyadams1563
    @keeleyadams1563 3 года назад +100

    The "I work here every day from 1pm to 2pm" absolutely killed me 🤣

  • @robinsstilltalking8150
    @robinsstilltalking8150 4 года назад +2913

    “I naired my whole body and I have crucial burns”
    I’m literally wheezing oh my goodness help

    • @tyler5902
      @tyler5902 4 года назад +3

      Ikr

    • @frogdude._.
      @frogdude._. 4 года назад +60

      That girl was literally so sweet 😭🥺

    • @thagirlbre
      @thagirlbre 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mylord9395
      @mylord9395 4 года назад +39

      Excruciating*

    • @usagi5284
      @usagi5284 4 года назад +19

      It happened to me once tbh. Not on my whole body thank god, but I got a gnarly chemical burn from nair once. Never used it again. Not funnn

  • @larari1
    @larari1 6 лет назад +2197

    next time call up big stores like target and say
    “hey it’s trey, i can’t come to work because i have a basketball game TOMORROW”

    • @kimtiv1590
      @kimtiv1590 6 лет назад +16

      I was waiting for that 😂😂

    • @paisley2659
      @paisley2659 6 лет назад +2

      YES

    • @Ray-em6ci
      @Ray-em6ci 6 лет назад +2

      It took me a minute😂😂😂😂

    • @negrilgyrl
      @negrilgyrl 6 лет назад +15

      I don't get why they're calling businesses with less than 15 employees. They Know all the names!!

    • @lilaromanin3422
      @lilaromanin3422 6 лет назад +2

      lara THATS LEGENDARY

  • @krisisnkaos
    @krisisnkaos 6 лет назад +2141

    I hope someone recognizes their voice one day.

    • @ialicat9074
      @ialicat9074 6 лет назад +7

      In one of the other vids someone did, I'm sure.

    • @MudPuddIeOinks
      @MudPuddIeOinks 6 лет назад +90

      krisisnkaos just like. “Hi this is Jessica!”
      “Jenna shut tf up”

    • @jasongray4969
      @jasongray4969 6 лет назад +5

      MidMist Creations which video!

    • @krisisnkaos
      @krisisnkaos 6 лет назад +1

      ialicat I don’t think so. Which?

    • @kimberlylozano2881
      @kimberlylozano2881 6 лет назад +22

      If she ever called my job and I caught onto it i would play along and fuck with them so hard!😂 id be like" BITCH! Why didnt you clean the tanning machine! A lady went in and it squirted out like crazy making her look like she got shit on. 😂 how do these people not get its a prank especially with Jenna giggling? Lol

  • @sugarmantra
    @sugarmantra 3 года назад +114

    I'm on a quest to become this hairless goddess.
    "I can't hear you, you're breaking up.."
    So sorry, I'M ON A QUEST TO BECOME A HAIRLESS GODDESS, AND I NAIRED MY WHOLE BODY, AND I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE

  • @yeah4602
    @yeah4602 5 лет назад +5168

    jessica, the hairless goddess who sells lotions, is going to open her third eye tomorrow, and has been nine months pregnant for nine months

    • @faithphoenix3999
      @faithphoenix3999 5 лет назад +187

      And in preparation for said birth, she decided to go on a quest to become a hairless goddess, so she naired her entire body and gave herself 2nd degree burns.

    • @goingsillymode
      @goingsillymode 4 года назад +32

      Sounds like a cryptid/scp. I love it.

    • @remiandalex4748
      @remiandalex4748 4 года назад +54

      after that she meet her horse

    • @dinosrchestra
      @dinosrchestra 4 года назад +9

      I've found someone with a michael pfp, I've truly lived my life now

    • @heartlessparadise2.071
      @heartlessparadise2.071 4 года назад +39

      And she's also auditioning for American idol and is going to sing earth wind and fire's "September"

  • @sav2198
    @sav2198 5 лет назад +5456

    Moral of the story: don’t hire Jessica
    Or Tym
    Or Daniel
    Or Erica
    *Or Jeffrey Adam Dan*

    • @memelicious7372
      @memelicious7372 5 лет назад +47

      Tym*

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 лет назад +61

      No jessica messica's and amanda babanda's 💀

    • @sky_wolfxx
      @sky_wolfxx 5 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @ayanathesunflower3542
      @ayanathesunflower3542 5 лет назад +48

      Sascha why would you ever spell tim like that

    • @Baldee.
      @Baldee. 5 лет назад +8

      ayana the sunflower the first reply told them to spell it like that

  • @_itssbri
    @_itssbri 6 лет назад +620

    “she was so sympathetic to my burns” 😂😂😂😭💀

  • @Sopherian
    @Sopherian Год назад +20

    RUclips recommended this video and it makes me so happy and sad at the same time! Miss you so much! Hope life treats you well ❤❤❤

  • @Abbey.LeeAnn
    @Abbey.LeeAnn 5 лет назад +3749

    I’m naming my kid Jeffery Adam Dan in honor of both of you

    • @dykyf7000
      @dykyf7000 4 года назад +5

      Abbey LeeAnn 69th like

    • @addiewesley3722
      @addiewesley3722 4 года назад +37

      Please tell me this is not a joke-

    • @1nokay1
      @1nokay1 4 года назад +12

      What an honour

    • @pissonmytoast
      @pissonmytoast 4 года назад +18

      That one teacher: OMG JENNA MARBLES

    • @sarahlee988
      @sarahlee988 4 года назад +1

      🤣

  • @TiaVapes
    @TiaVapes 6 лет назад +762

    The part that makes me laugh the most is the fact that Jenna can’t keep it together haha ❤️😂

  • @No-gh1os
    @No-gh1os 5 лет назад +3466

    “Who is this?”
    “ I ALREADY TOLD YOU IM ON THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT AND IM GONNA OPEN MY THIRD EYE”
    “Who is this?”
    “ *JESSICA* ”

  • @cherrychiks
    @cherrychiks Год назад +49

    I keep coming back to these videos when I miss Jenna, and I can't believe how these two are just the perfect fit for each other, this is another kind of funny I love it

  • @allisarcadia
    @allisarcadia 6 лет назад +644

    Awww the lady during the Naire segment was trying to be so niiiice I'm C R Y I N G

    • @LifeinaBus
      @LifeinaBus 6 лет назад +2

      *IT WAS SO GOOD!* *HAAAAAAA* *I HAVE NO MORE TEARS!*

    • @sydster999
      @sydster999 6 лет назад +1

      Tbh basically everyone has had a bad naír experience or heard of one

  • @alwaysinfinite9328
    @alwaysinfinite9328 6 лет назад +866

    I always wait for someone to say: "Oh it's Jessica? You mean Jessica Messica?"

    • @viktoriamh3442
      @viktoriamh3442 6 лет назад +1

      Help me develop the channel. You can go and watch my videos🦄💕
      And sorry for spamming💛🐱

  • @emmamae2350
    @emmamae2350 6 лет назад +2445

    I prank called pizza hut and they “fired me”

    • @31507j
      @31507j 5 лет назад +16

      REALLY

    • @bridgetwebber5873
      @bridgetwebber5873 5 лет назад +35

      Emma Mae23 WOWWWW! THEY FIRED YOU BEFORE YOU EVEN STARTED

    • @laciewheeler4725
      @laciewheeler4725 5 лет назад +1

      Emma Mae23 lol

    • @idk7662
      @idk7662 5 лет назад +78

      Plot twist you actually fired someone

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 5 лет назад +42

      What if that was an actual person that just got fired

  • @cael_aj
    @cael_aj Год назад +12

    RUclips reccomended me this video today 5 years after already watching it, and it was a real trip down memory lane 😂

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian 4 года назад +3196

    Today I learned: Apparently Jessica's don't work....anywhere.

  • @reborne5118
    @reborne5118 6 лет назад +900

    Jenna not being able to keep her cool is me during her videos

  • @DavidSeymourOfficial
    @DavidSeymourOfficial 6 лет назад +873

    IVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED THESE ARE MY FAVORITE

  • @OliviaSmith-lb2rp
    @OliviaSmith-lb2rp 4 года назад +8

    watching this 2 years later still sends me, man i miss jenna. her videos truly helped get me through my day over the past 10 years.

  • @abi5254
    @abi5254 6 лет назад +477

    “my names dan”
    “sorry i don’t recall hiring anyone with that name”
    “srry that’s my middle name i’m adam”
    “hmmm even adam i just-“
    “no that’s also my middle name my names jeffrey”
    “what”
    “jeffrey”
    *SMOOTH JAZZ ENSUES*

  • @mothcub
    @mothcub 6 лет назад +573

    This was such an emotional rollercoaster.

  • @hugs4hoya
    @hugs4hoya 6 лет назад +897

    *I SELL THE LOTIONS*

  • @capttr
    @capttr 3 года назад +71

    The last lady wishing Jenna a good day has the same energy as Jenna saying good morning to Kermit, and that is the energy that I miss. I hope she’s doing well.

  • @MeditationwithHolly
    @MeditationwithHolly 6 лет назад +572

    Jenna is the real og. She's still one of the main youtubers who only uploads once a week and still gets millions of views per video. Love you darling :)

    • @stillnopickles.
      @stillnopickles. 6 лет назад +7

      Meditation with Holly Jenna and Shane 🤞🏼

    • @sparkle7653
      @sparkle7653 6 лет назад +7

      Meditation with Holly her videos are always actually creative lol, they're the only ones I can watch multiple times and still be entertained 😂

    • @lilbohbeat5785
      @lilbohbeat5785 6 лет назад +5

      And doesn’t beg for Patreon handouts 👌🏻