The Nuttiest Nutcracker Review

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • The Nutcracker + Veggie Tales = HUH??
    Special Thanks to Ben Molulon

Комментарии • 843

  • @johnalogue9832
    @johnalogue9832 8 лет назад +145

    "I applaud you for thinking outside of the box, but I don't think you're supposed to think into the trashcan." This is one of the best quotes, ever.

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 лет назад +23

      +ProbeVoyages Somebody meme that! XD lol

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 8 лет назад +4

      +raptor slasher Nostalgia Critic already reviewed it.

    • @lilsingingsensation
      @lilsingingsensation 7 лет назад +6

      That doesn't mean Bobsheaux won't review it. Just because Critic reviewed it doesn't mean its permanently off limits. That's like saying once Pewdiepie plays a game, no other lets player can play it.

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 6 лет назад +2

      Unless you're a hobo. Which could explain the ugly animation.

    • @anothertrackmom
      @anothertrackmom 5 месяцев назад

      Video Brinquedo

  • @InkRose
    @InkRose 8 лет назад +224

    I find it funny how the Barbie Nutcracker movie was actually a lot better than this...

    • @TheAtemAndrew
      @TheAtemAndrew 8 лет назад +23

      +Ink Rose Can we just agree that, sad as it is, the Barbie movies were better than many other version of various plays?

    • @annietrinity1833
      @annietrinity1833 8 лет назад +10

      I think it's weird no one remembers those movies. I mean they weren't masterpieces, but they were at least as good as the average FIM episode, and that's a lot better than most straight to DVD content.

    • @mylesharrington5463
      @mylesharrington5463 8 лет назад

      I love yo channel inkyrose

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 8 лет назад

      +Annie Trinity I remember them.

    • @MegaAnimazing
      @MegaAnimazing 8 лет назад

      +Ink Rose Don't all barbie dolls?

  • @ink1931
    @ink1931 8 лет назад +141

    This film wasted the talents of:
    -Debi Derryberry
    -Cheech Marin
    -Phyllis Dyller
    -Tress MacNeille
    -Jim Belushi
    -JIM CUMMINGS
    The lone fact they wasted the amazing talent of Jim Cummings already makes this film an atrocity.

    • @juant8631
      @juant8631 8 лет назад +14

      Don't forget Cam Clarke.

    • @PRIVATECorp
      @PRIVATECorp 8 лет назад +10

      +The Official Inkwell And Jeff Bennett

    • @ink1931
      @ink1931 8 лет назад +6

      Right! They wasted them too!

    • @LuigiGodzillaGirl
      @LuigiGodzillaGirl 8 лет назад +7

      +Inkwell Presents: Inkwell! With so many talented actors in this, I can't help but wonder if they all lost a bet or if it was just a REALLY slow month for gigs.

    • @zooemperor3954
      @zooemperor3954 5 лет назад +3

      Jim Cummings was wasted on this crap 💩? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

  • @baronvonwolf1457
    @baronvonwolf1457 8 лет назад +138

    If he wants to be known as the Mouse King and not the Rat King why does he have a big R on his chest?

    • @TheAtemAndrew
      @TheAtemAndrew 8 лет назад +10

      +Baron Von Wolf Because he's a Rebel without a cause.

    • @DatBastardOni
      @DatBastardOni 8 лет назад +11

      +Baron Von Wolf Rated R mouse?

    • @definitelycatherine7296
      @definitelycatherine7296 8 лет назад +13

      Because he's a Robin cosplayer

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 8 лет назад +7

      +Baron Von Wolf
      Maybe he's Ratigan's second cousin twice removed lol (no that's too stupid to believe)

    • @definitelycatherine7296
      @definitelycatherine7296 8 лет назад +16

      Don't insult Ratigan with thought of him being related to this abomination.

  • @PercyandDuckfan94
    @PercyandDuckfan94 8 лет назад +104

    Now you know why VeggieTales never used arms and legs for their characters (with some exceptions)
    It's funny in hindsight, since Cam Clarke from this movie later worked on the second VeggieTales movie years later, and Tress MacNeille is now in the Netflix series.

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 Год назад +1

      All I hear is Snoopy from that Peanuts special, Snoopy: The Musical.

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 Год назад

      I seen this movie as a kid

  • @olot2801
    @olot2801 8 лет назад +81

    "Foodfight! The Christmas Special." Would be a more fitting title.

    • @spicymilkshake6600
      @spicymilkshake6600 8 лет назад +12

      I thought that was Elf Bowling: THE MOVIE

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 8 лет назад +4

      +OLOT Productions That would be a better title than slapping the name Nutcracker on it!

    • @lilsingingsensation
      @lilsingingsensation 7 лет назад +3

      Well Elf Bowling DID have inappropriate product placements and casual racism, so sure why not

    • @VaporwaveProductionsDigital
      @VaporwaveProductionsDigital 5 лет назад +2

      I know a better name: A Foodfight Christmas: The Nuttiest Nutcracker

    • @henrymockingbird9645
      @henrymockingbird9645 4 года назад +2

      I thought it rapsite kids believe in santa

  • @NobodieZ26
    @NobodieZ26 8 лет назад +32

    Please, if the writers of Veggie Tales were making this film, I thin it would have turned out a lot funnier.

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 лет назад +11

      +NobodieZ Tru dat.

    • @animationgal1112
      @animationgal1112 4 года назад +2

      They made a few seasons of veggietales

    • @BenLogterman
      @BenLogterman 3 года назад +2

      Speaking of which, there's an asparagus that looks like a knock off Dad Asparagus!

  • @Zice033
    @Zice033 8 лет назад +37

    Holy Crap. I actually remember this thing.
    I kept seeing the preview in front of it in front of my old "Elmo in Grouchland" tape, and even then I thought, "This looks terrible."

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 6 лет назад +1

      I saw this commercial all the time on some VHS tape. Actually, despite the bad animation and unfunny jokes, I thought it at least looked like an over the top, goofy war between rats and food, so that got me a little excited.
      Shame when I saw the actual movie it was complete shit.

  • @lilsingingsensation
    @lilsingingsensation 7 лет назад +44

    "A human male whose going to eat you"
    Must be a Bobsheuax!

  • @stlouisrocker100
    @stlouisrocker100 8 лет назад +53

    Why do so many people try to modernize classic and timeless musicals? All it does is date them badly.
    Also isn't it supposed to be at the end of the story where the Nutcracker is revealed to be the missing prince? It's been a long time since I've seen a proper version of this story.

  • @diggerfan9319
    @diggerfan9319 8 лет назад +51

    Fun fact: Phyllis Diller was in the Nutcracker Prince, a better animated version of the Nutcracker that came out eight years prior, so why did she sign on to this movie?

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 8 лет назад +5

      Why indeed, even in that ending it sounds like she was actually begging for actual attention, and the directors decided, "We'll use this to humiliate her."

    • @diggerfan9319
      @diggerfan9319 8 лет назад +4

      I bet that was her saying, "All I wanted was to be respected and appreciated!"

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 6 лет назад

      It hurts to know Jim Blush is in this shit pile as well.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад

      Because she's weird

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 года назад +1

      @@parker-boy98 no because they need to pay BILLS and FOOD

  • @goofygoober4901
    @goofygoober4901 8 лет назад +134

    every time the girl talks i can't unhear jimmy neutron

    • @emilymcmahan7630
      @emilymcmahan7630 7 лет назад +6

      And Runt from A&O.

    • @samuraifighterchick1456
      @samuraifighterchick1456 7 лет назад +8

      Goofy Goober DAMMIT DEBI DERRYBERRY

    • @zzcolby27
      @zzcolby27 7 лет назад

      SamuraiFighterChick Bradberry

    • @sarahmcmann5253
      @sarahmcmann5253 7 лет назад +4

      Goofy Goober me neither just like how the Little P is the same voice of Dot from Animaniacs

    • @vanellopescorner8882
      @vanellopescorner8882 6 лет назад +3

      Goofy Goober I'm a goofy goober, yeah!
      You're a goofy goober, yeah!
      We're all goofy goobers, yeah!
      Goofy goofy goofy goobers YEAH!

  • @stephenbrown4698
    @stephenbrown4698 8 лет назад +68

    Just another day in the life of Jimmy Nutrin.

  • @C_to_the_S
    @C_to_the_S 8 лет назад +84

    Must be a "nutsheaux!"

    • @C_to_the_S
      @C_to_the_S 8 лет назад +10

      Why not? That's what it says on the thumbnail!

    • @rassilontdavros3004
      @rassilontdavros3004 7 лет назад +4

      KingOfAdian
      Bonsheaux- Bob- Bobsheaux, baby!
      He hates Toing and loves the Panthy

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 6 лет назад

      BA-DING!

  • @sus_commandant3566
    @sus_commandant3566 8 лет назад +31

    Thanks for making all these videos Bob, your truly an inspiration to me, your talent makes me want to be a reviewer just like you, I already have several scripts worked out for videos and people like you inspire me to make them in the first place keep up the good work!

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 8 лет назад +66

    What's not to love about the name Uncle Drosslemeyer?

    • @AmishParadise27
      @AmishParadise27 8 лет назад

      +bombkirby But it's such a great name. I am jealous of his name.

    • @16ktsgamma
      @16ktsgamma 8 лет назад

      +AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) Uncle Drosslemeyer oh know he's going to write a story.

    • @DatBastardOni
      @DatBastardOni 8 лет назад

      +AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) It's such a beautiful name! I adore it!

    • @AmishParadise27
      @AmishParadise27 8 лет назад +3

      ***** Now if Scamboli from Pinocchio 3000 had that last name, then I think it would be absolutely perfect.

    • @DatBastardOni
      @DatBastardOni 8 лет назад +7

      ***** Uncle Scamboli Drosslemeyer has a nice ring to it, yeah.

  • @kimaniwilsonhunte
    @kimaniwilsonhunte 8 лет назад +45

    I actually have this recorded on VHS! One of my favorite guilty pleasures around Christmastime. ^_^
    And trust me, "The Nutcracker: The Untold Story" is WAY worse than this.
    And thank you Bobsheaux for another satisfying year of reviews. Mind I suggest "Alice Month" before "Through the Looking Glass" comes out? :)

  • @juliav8159
    @juliav8159 5 лет назад +12

    "Why do something interesting when you can just COMPLETELY WASTE OUR TIME?!?!?!"
    Gets me every damn time xD

  • @shinobipizza
    @shinobipizza 8 лет назад +46

    is that...is that Jim Cummings voicing the uncle?!

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 лет назад +24

      +Shinobi Pizza Yes it is. You may cry now. -_-

    • @shinobipizza
      @shinobipizza 8 лет назад +12

      +Bobsheaux Nooooo! The great and totally awesome Jim Cummings? Did he honestly have *nothing* better to do at the time?

    • @NomzNoodle
      @NomzNoodle 6 лет назад +3

      It absolutely is

    • @sonic23233
      @sonic23233 3 года назад +2

      Every time I hear his voice I hear Dr robotnik

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 7 месяцев назад

      Yes, he also plays grandpa nut

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 6 лет назад +13

    Jim Cummings and his niece, Jimmy Neutron?

  • @joinmarch76
    @joinmarch76 8 лет назад +22

    1:58 You'd think if you're uncle was Jim Cummings it would matter, but apparently not.

  • @leemcdonald1342
    @leemcdonald1342 8 лет назад +20

    As a brony, nice MLP reference.
    Merry belated Christmas.

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow 8 лет назад +15

    Dennis Hopper: "It DOES look like shit!"

  • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
    @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 7 лет назад +6

    I think I saw this like ONCE as a young child..... and for 10 years I was convinced that Veggietales movies were something like this atrocity which I oh so vaguely remembered as just a thing that existed. I was both disappointed and mildly delighted by the real thing.

  • @diggerfan9319
    @diggerfan9319 8 лет назад +23

    Annoying Orange and Veggietales are likable compared to this... Thanks Bobsheaux! I have been waiting for a review of The Nuttiest Nutcracker for a long time!

  • @L1qu1d-2qu1d
    @L1qu1d-2qu1d 8 лет назад +18

    To be fair even bronies are sick and tired of the intro

  • @goldenlotus3598
    @goldenlotus3598 8 лет назад +11

    I thought this was a barbiexveggie tales crossover special xD

  • @Cure_Hana
    @Cure_Hana 8 лет назад +25

    How to say stupid in rat: "squeaktarded."

    • @Cure_Hana
      @Cure_Hana 8 лет назад +5

      Or rat-tarded.

    • @skullknight4312
      @skullknight4312 8 лет назад +2

      +Cure Hana Ratdiculous

    • @ink1931
      @ink1931 8 лет назад

      +Cure Hana Or with rodents in general it's dumbchuck.

    • @jtgaming7038
      @jtgaming7038 8 лет назад +5

      Or ratatoing

    • @petehill7280
      @petehill7280 8 лет назад +2

      +Cure Hana No, it's "Long Nose, Small Brain."

  • @Laevateinn102
    @Laevateinn102 8 лет назад +14

    You know, this wasn't the only Nutcracker film Phyllis Diller was in. She also happened to play the role of the Mouse Queen in The Nutcracker Prince (and I assure you it's about ten times better than this heap of CGI garbage!). *~The More You Know~*
    Seriously, though, I wasn't impressed when I first saw this train wreck and switched it off after the "Nutcracker" (seriously they didn't even try to make him look like a wooden toy) came to life. I feel I definitely dodged a bullet by choosing not to watch it.

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 8 лет назад +14

    *Barbie & Aladdin. This is one hell of a crackfic.
    *Look with your heart toward the magic Dildo Kingdom.
    *No star on that specific tree meaning christmas is cancelled is right up there with the magic candy cane from MLP.
    *Was this made in 1993? Foodfight looks better than this.
    ::Sigh:: When will cartoonists own up to the fact that rodents are lactose intolerant?
    Hoffman created The Nutcracker story before Tchaikovsky composed the music for Petipa's ballet. In Hoffman's book, the Nutcracker does rule over a candy kingdom. He's also Drosselmeyer's nephew. Drosselmeyer is supposed to be Marie's godfather not uncle.
    Aww, you can't ask me to hate something with Phyllis Diller in it....Even if her character does look like a fetus with Acephaly. (Don't look that up). I take it back, this was awful. It would have taken Christopher Walken & Vincent Price combined to save this movie.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 2 года назад

      Rodents are lactose intolerant? Thought they just preferred grain over cheese.

  • @QuintetMagician
    @QuintetMagician 8 лет назад +15

    I can't believe the Prince is Liquid Snake.
    What did I do to deserve this.
    What did any of us do to deserve this.

  • @puppymolly123
    @puppymolly123 8 лет назад +16

    I remember not liking this movie because it was too similar to the Barbie version. Not sure who ripped off who but Barbie in the Nutcracker definitely did it better

  • @martytardigrade8838
    @martytardigrade8838 8 лет назад +26

    16:30- Watch out, Daddy Derrick is gonna get ya.

    • @spicymilkshake6600
      @spicymilkshake6600 8 лет назад +13

      He's too stupid to ever find that.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 8 лет назад +1

      Daddy Derek wouldn't be able to spill the piss inside a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

  • @juliav8159
    @juliav8159 5 лет назад +6

    When I was in middle school or high school (can't remember which), my dad turned on the TV and this movie was playing, although I didn't figure out what it was until about 2 years ago. The part that was playing was the weird song about God. I remember thinking it was a Barbie movie

  • @Pixiestickmatch12
    @Pixiestickmatch12 8 лет назад +1

    Omg this was my favorite when I was little BEFORE I knew what quality was!
    Its been a pleasure watching you rip it a new one~!

  • @PhantomLola12
    @PhantomLola12 8 лет назад +1

    I'm so jealous of that Caroline doll you have on the shelf in the background!

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 лет назад +2

      +PhantomLola12 She's watching you..... @_@

  • @TheArceusftw
    @TheArceusftw 8 лет назад +24

    Drew Deberry?! They dragged her into this?! (For god's sake You were Jimmy Neutron!)Maybe she lost a bet or something.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 8 лет назад

      +TheArceusftw Thought she was Sherry DerryBerry for a bit.

    • @michaelkeha
      @michaelkeha 8 лет назад

      It's called punching a clock for a pay cheque

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 8 лет назад

      michaelkeha :)

    • @ink1931
      @ink1931 8 лет назад +1

      +The #1 Runaway Guys Fan Debi Derryberry

    • @ruyekahatori3073
      @ruyekahatori3073 6 лет назад +1

      I didn't know Jimmy Neutron's uncle was Dr Robotnik
      that explains a lot....

  • @MrJustinArt
    @MrJustinArt 8 лет назад +33

    Cam Clarke and Jim Cummings, why are you in this...?
    I'm not a voice actor by any stretch of the imagination, but why is it that VAs with respectable voice work under their belt end up doing roles for bad movies? Obviously it's their livelihood and they gotta eat like everyone else; but like more often than not you'll see Laura Bailey and David Lodge in shit like "The Swan Princess Christmas/A Royal Family Tale", or even more infamously Jim Cummings as Greaser Greg and Nat Nerd in the Garbage Pail Kids movie.
    Is it just like the equivalent of a bad day at work for, say, an office worker? I'm genuinely curious about this...

    • @Laevateinn102
      @Laevateinn102 8 лет назад +3

      +MrJustinArt Indeed, I spare a thought for Jeff Bennett (the guy who voiced Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Dad and the Summerween Trickster amongst other well known roles) who was also in this movie. I think how it works is that VAs are offered a role before even getting to see what they're getting themselves into, hence why there are so many VAs that have parts in so many bad movies/TV shows.

    • @MrJustinArt
      @MrJustinArt 8 лет назад +3

      Laevateinn102 Yeah, that makes sense. I don't think Jim Cummings would've starred in Garbage Pail Kids if he knew anything about it prior to doing voices. I actually heard he regrets being in it and that it was the worst experience he was ever put in; praise all that is holy he was uncredited...
      And Laura Bailey wasn't even credited by her real name in the two 'recent' Swan Princess movies; she went by 'Elle Deets'. Probably pulled an "Alan Smithee" when she saw the finished product.
      And wait... Jeff Bennett was in this? What?!

    • @Laevateinn102
      @Laevateinn102 8 лет назад +1

      +MrJustinArt I'm afraid he was. He was one of the nuts (the one in the Cowboy hat, I think...) and if my memory serves me correctly he voiced a couple of mouse soldiers, too.

    • @MrJustinArt
      @MrJustinArt 8 лет назад

      Laevateinn102 Ugh... well, shit..

    • @thekungachunga4578
      @thekungachunga4578 8 лет назад +2

      Looking at your profile pic, I just realized how much of a masterpiece The Christmas Tree was compared to this.

  • @mahounoahohale-bopp6285
    @mahounoahohale-bopp6285 8 лет назад +4

    Whenever Marie spoke, all I could hear was Jimmy Neutron.

  • @SweetSeline777
    @SweetSeline777 8 лет назад +16

    6:19 I don`t think that it`s the best example of comparison since MLP CAN pull off classical music,if it needs to.
    The show even has a variety of ponies playing a different kinds of musical instruments because it`s their specialty.

    • @SEGASister
      @SEGASister 8 лет назад +7

      Even one of the episodes had Weird Al as a guest star and another had Lena Hall!

    • @MrKlausbaudelaire
      @MrKlausbaudelaire 8 лет назад +1

      +SweetSeline777 not to mention some composers did work at Disney movies, I believe.

    • @SEGASister
      @SEGASister 8 лет назад +1

      And some of the writers moved on to Disney.

  • @Blueflower1594
    @Blueflower1594 8 лет назад +21

    The movie was so bad, it dragged The Snowman down with it into the box T.T

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 лет назад +10

      +Blueflower1594 The Snowman WILL survive. Just like every Christmas. ;)

    • @skullknight4312
      @skullknight4312 8 лет назад +1

      +Bobsheaux Boomer will live, *eh?*

    • @skullknight4312
      @skullknight4312 8 лет назад +1

      No, seriously, Bob.
      Pull him out.

  • @SweetSeline777
    @SweetSeline777 8 лет назад +8

    20:06 Did she actually said "you got the wrong BROAD." in a FRIGGIN KIDS MOVIE?!

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 лет назад +1

      +SweetSeline777 Well, that's the kind of crude humor you hire Phyllis Diller for. *shrug* lol

    • @SweetSeline777
      @SweetSeline777 8 лет назад

      Bobsheaux Maybe,but still it was unexpected,considering the fact that the movie talks down on it`s target audience (kids) and treats them as under-aged idiots.

  • @averageanimefan519
    @averageanimefan519 8 лет назад +1

    Thank you for cutting to the dancing mushrooms. I almost forgot about how good animation could be thanks to that movie.

  • @MiniAllyCat
    @MiniAllyCat 8 лет назад +5

    6:09 yeah, or whenever you think about Mozart symphony 29, all they can think of is "DUCK TALES! WOHOO!"

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 лет назад +4

      +AllyKat And let's not forget Luigi Boccherini's Minuetto.
      *CHANGE!!!!! YA GOT CHANGE!?!?!?!?!*

  • @smalkem2163
    @smalkem2163 8 лет назад +8

    Actually, I remember getting this for Christmas at one point, I guess I was a naughty kid.

  • @OkasiOtaku
    @OkasiOtaku 7 лет назад +22

    Aww and you had a chance to make a ratigan joke!

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 6 лет назад +3

      Especially when he first discussed about the Mouse King's introduction. Now THAT deserved a joke of that category!

  • @rachdarastrix5251
    @rachdarastrix5251 7 лет назад +3

    "I'm not a Rat! Why just look at this big R on my shirt. It makes a Mmmm sound because I'm a Mouse!"
    ~The Mat king.

  • @Masterge77
    @Masterge77 8 лет назад +6

    A long time ago I saw this Christmas special on a VHS tape my family owned that had various Christmas specials recorded on it, which included Mickey's Christmas Carol and A Charlie Brown Christmas. We would always stop the tape after A Charlie Brown Christmas and didn't even know there were two other Christmas specials recorded on it, which were this one and and one other Christmas special who's name I forgot (I only remember was that it was stop-motion and the main character was a teddy bear).
    I can see why we forgot it was recorded on there though, cause this was... something, that's for certain. Is it just me or does the Nutcracker always get the strangest adaptations? I mean, between this and "The Nutcracker: The Untold Story" I don't know which one is stranger.

  • @noahharristheawesome
    @noahharristheawesome 5 лет назад +3

    “Oh hey! It’s Puppy Paws wearing a skin suit!”

  • @homecruz7743
    @homecruz7743 8 лет назад +2

    Bob forgot to mention that Marie is voiced by Debby Derryberry, the voice for Runt in the Alpha & Omega sequels.

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 7 лет назад +2

    this is one of those movies that you swear were just a fever dream you had when you were a kid.

  • @bojangledorlyp527
    @bojangledorlyp527 8 лет назад +2

    i frickin remember this movie, i had a nightmare about cheese mine enslavement after id watched it

  • @mariobermudez1228
    @mariobermudez1228 8 лет назад +9

    This movie came package with "The Snowman" ? ... well, that's one way to try to sell this movie, but wow...
    also... won't lie, I swooned like a fan girl when I heard Cam Clarke's voice in this, despite how crappy this movie is
    what can I say? I adore that man

    • @dorothyallspice1862
      @dorothyallspice1862 7 лет назад +5

      Yeah, Cam Clarke makes everything better. Plus, he does have an extremely hot voice.

  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 8 лет назад +4

    OMG Jim Cummings Y U DO DIS...
    OMG Cam Clarke Y U DO DIS...

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +2

    Wait a minute, am I hearing Can Clarke's voice coming out of the Nutcracker?

  • @timafterdark3759
    @timafterdark3759 8 лет назад +8

    I thought this was a Barbie ripoff instead of Veggie Tales...Fooled me

  • @TheAtemAndrew
    @TheAtemAndrew 8 лет назад +5

    They dragged poor Cam Clarke into this!
    Edit 5 months after watching: And Jim Cummings! Why do all these terrible movies have such great/nostalgic voice actors?

  • @JaxtheRox
    @JaxtheRox 8 лет назад +16

    how come the nuts remind me of the characters from Sausage Party?

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 лет назад +7

      That's actually pretty sad, considering Sausage Party has a BUDGET behind it. lol

    • @JaxtheRox
      @JaxtheRox 8 лет назад

      +Bobsheaux lol also im thinking about doing a alpha and omega review for guestsheaux!

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 лет назад +2

      Can't wait to see it! ;)

  • @NomzNoodle
    @NomzNoodle 8 лет назад +2

    This was one of my childhood movies I'm SO GLAD YOURE DOING IT!!!

  • @kaa992
    @kaa992 8 лет назад +12

    The machidamian nut sounds like Jontron.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 7 месяцев назад

      Just minus the Nazi and white supremacy stuff

  • @homecruz7743
    @homecruz7743 8 лет назад +3

    Cheech Marin, Jim Cummings, Cam Clarke, Tress MacNeille & Kevin Schon are all in this movie?! What is this a Lion King/Timon & Pumbaa reunion?! Also Debby Derryberry & Phyllis Diller? Its also a Jimmy Neutron prequel!

  • @quintinbrakebill8875
    @quintinbrakebill8875 5 лет назад +1

    I remember a trailer for this movie was on my Bear in the Big Blue House VHS. This just brought back some nostalgia for me.

  • @dashiethebunny
    @dashiethebunny 8 лет назад +5

    "Hail Cheesus!"
    In all my 16 years on this planet, that might just be not only the worst pun I ever heard, but the worst attempt at humor I have ever seen...

  • @olot2801
    @olot2801 8 лет назад +1

    I saw this movie in 3rd grade.
    The school didn't think highly of us.

  • @FaceUnreality
    @FaceUnreality 8 лет назад +25

    ReBoot had better animation than this.

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +2

    Judging by how its structured, I feel like this was originally meant to be a Wizard of Oz movie, but at the last minute they decided to make it about the Nutcracker

  • @juliav8159
    @juliav8159 5 лет назад +5

    I love how pissed off he gets throughout this whole movie lol

  • @MegaOrwell1984
    @MegaOrwell1984 8 лет назад +1

    Oh my god, I actually remember watching this; when I was younger.

  • @philmp6
    @philmp6 7 лет назад +4

    Now this is the Nutshack

  • @Galaxykuma
    @Galaxykuma 7 лет назад +1

    You know what would have been better reason for them to see the Sugarplum fairy? If Marie fell off the ladder, and landed on the star. Making it break, and releasing the Christmas magic. Giving a better reason why she shrinks and why they don't just climb the stupid tree. This little bit wouldn't make the movie better, just a tiny bit less stupid.

  • @anyanP
    @anyanP 8 лет назад +3

    Few things. First, it's not ripoff of Tchaikovsky ballet, its film adaptation.
    Second, are movie established that it happens in Russia? Cause in original version of ballet and in original fairytale it was probably somewhere in Germany or Austria - in that area of Europe anyway.

  • @PhantomLola12
    @PhantomLola12 8 лет назад +3

    Holy shit, I remember watching this as a kid.

  • @PeachyPavillion
    @PeachyPavillion 5 лет назад +2

    It’s funny how Marie looks similar to when Barbie played the role of Clara in her rendition of the nutcracker.

  • @Jakek200
    @Jakek200 3 года назад +1

    I found an ad for this movie on an old GhostBusters VHS and man its funy how much they were really trying to hype it up as the next big Christmas movie.

  • @DogFishMane
    @DogFishMane 7 лет назад +3

    I remember watching this in elementary school. We all hated it but we laughed at how stupid it was.

  • @meta527II
    @meta527II 5 лет назад +1

    I remember seeing the trailer for this movie all the time whenever my sister and I would watch the movie Milo and Otis when we were kids. It's probably for the better that we didn't see The Nuttiest Nutcracker.

  • @fauxvvounds
    @fauxvvounds 5 лет назад +2

    that round green haired fairy looks like an entitled mom

  • @JPOG7TV
    @JPOG7TV 8 лет назад +3

    I remember this film when I was a kid, it was very weird and creepy.

  • @dvalred
    @dvalred 2 месяца назад

    "I applaud you for thinking outside the box, but I don't think you're supposed to think into the trash can" will forever be one of the best Bobsheaux quotes.

  • @devanhinskey9001
    @devanhinskey9001 5 лет назад +2

    11:05 I think this is how Cheech Marin felt when he realized he said yes to this dump heap.

  • @Dalia1784
    @Dalia1784 8 лет назад +4

    *keeping all Sausage Party jokes down to a minimum*

  • @JonathanG94
    @JonathanG94 8 лет назад +3

    OH MY GOD!!! I remember seeing a trailer for this film years ago and it looked horrible.

    • @strange_0ne535
      @strange_0ne535 2 года назад +1

      Me too. The trailer was on one of my old Christmas vhs tapes

  • @doraeguyakaneddie6586
    @doraeguyakaneddie6586 5 лет назад +3

    Why did I get recommended this on Halloween

  • @unorthodoxic4691
    @unorthodoxic4691 7 лет назад +1

    I'm just gonna say it..
    *ITS THE NUTSHACK*

  • @BENDROWNED33
    @BENDROWNED33 8 лет назад +17

    Why kid's movies need cringeworthy songs?

  • @jong4tv
    @jong4tv 6 лет назад +3

    I have watched this movie. I thought the creators were nuts themselves. Thinking and making the movie in the first place.

  • @ilikecurry2345
    @ilikecurry2345 5 лет назад +1

    The peanut sounds like a mix between the 1987 Duck Triplets, Yoshi, and that animal-based Dwarfelle from Happily Every After.

  • @missmonster539
    @missmonster539 8 лет назад +4

    The characters in this movie look like the crack head cousins of veggie tales

  • @miatoon
    @miatoon 8 лет назад +5

    I know this was like 1999, but films like Toy Story 2 and A Bug's Life had better CGI than this!

  • @midnightheart5905
    @midnightheart5905 8 лет назад +11

    TOO MANY INNUENDOS 😂😅😖

  • @mayalewis2956
    @mayalewis2956 5 лет назад +2

    "Hail cheesus"

  • @polterboo3515
    @polterboo3515 8 лет назад +11

    yes thank you for cutting to the mushrooms I liked that clip much better. For once barbie did something better than....anything in this movie

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 8 лет назад +3

    Oh, my God..... I REMEMBER THIS! (Shudders)

  • @definitelycatherine7296
    @definitelycatherine7296 8 лет назад +2

    This movies existence hurts my soul.

  • @50ftFlummel
    @50ftFlummel 8 лет назад +1

    3:38 I feel the same way with "George and the Christmas Star" sharing a DVD with... "Christmas is Here Again."

  • @SheepUndefined
    @SheepUndefined 8 лет назад

    Oh gosh..I actually loved this as a kid....
    WHY DID I LIKE THIS?!

  • @raymondw.9991
    @raymondw.9991 7 лет назад +1

    I swear the rat king said"I'll catch your bronies by the bushel" at 6:22

  • @zzcolby27
    @zzcolby27 7 лет назад +4

    the nuttiest nutshack

  • @galbyman
    @galbyman 8 лет назад +4

    How is it that Veggietales had better animation, acting, stories and music 20 years ago than these modern crapfests!?!?

    • @MrAspiringactor
      @MrAspiringactor 8 лет назад +3

      +Christopher Galbreath This came out around the same time Veggietales did

    • @TheAtemAndrew
      @TheAtemAndrew 8 лет назад

      +Christopher Galbreath Because Veggietales tried, and more or less stuck to source material, with a handful of 'updates' for the combined reason of humor and child friendliness.

    • @Ene-Chan
      @Ene-Chan 7 лет назад

      MrAspiringactor it was before it veggie was 1993

  • @perrilewis180
    @perrilewis180 8 лет назад +2

    I love Barbie's Christmas Carol. It was my introduction to the wonderful tale of a Christmas Carol. It actually hurts me to see her voice actor in this