Hitman VR is CURSED

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @johnjohnbingbong
    @johnjohnbingbong 2 года назад +2780

    If swagger ever blew his nose he'd lose that iconic voice and be out of a job.

    • @daneoleary4747
      @daneoleary4747 2 года назад +48

      frrrrr💀

    • @greengiant4395
      @greengiant4395 2 года назад +56

      Was he sick? I thought he sounded different

    • @poisonsave4
      @poisonsave4 2 года назад +14

      @@Tek what's a nose?

    • @JimNasiumOG
      @JimNasiumOG 2 года назад +59

      That "iconic" voice is why I didnt last 30 seconds into this vr video

    • @jaxondimes
      @jaxondimes 2 года назад +82

      @@JimNasiumOG Ok 👍

  • @cabnbeeschurgr
    @cabnbeeschurgr 2 года назад +365

    Swagger never ceases to amaze me with his worrying proficiency at using vr guns

    • @winters1655
      @winters1655 2 года назад +24

      Actually i learned that the gunplay for hitman vr is super fucked up, you now how in call of duty your bullets go somewhere inside of the reticle on screen, basically they took that system and put it in vr instead of making the gun shoot straight.

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 2 года назад +3

      @@winters1655 I mean that's kinda how real guns work especially handguns aren't super accurate, even if you're aiming with the sights

    • @winters1655
      @winters1655 2 года назад +29

      @@cabnbeeschurgr guns shoot straight friend, if they didn't we would have a huge problem using them. Handguns are accurate, just harder to shoot accurately with because of the limited sight potential

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 2 года назад +2

      @@winters1655 yeah I meant generally video game guns are sighted in properly but there's also a human factor with vr guns since you're actually controlling the movement of the gun

    • @eriksliep
      @eriksliep 2 года назад

      Swagger is American, so he's been probably taught how to shoot at school

  • @ori8107
    @ori8107 2 года назад +154

    >dresses as a construction worker
    >immidately starts speaking spanish
    Never change, swagger

  • @vouxe_8674
    @vouxe_8674 2 года назад +147

    at 11:09, swaggers little giggle after realizing what the lever does is so cute

  • @raidenpowell7186
    @raidenpowell7186 2 года назад +881

    Anything with swaggersouls is absolutely necessary to watch

    • @gardenrosemary_
      @gardenrosemary_ 2 года назад +9

      @@cylo1859 this comment made me drive through a preschool.

    • @darkgalaxyt9429
      @darkgalaxyt9429 2 года назад +1

      @@gardenrosemary_ trueeeeee his Minecraft vids are so good

    • @Z0niC101
      @Z0niC101 2 года назад +1

      Fr his voice got a charm to it

    • @onar_
      @onar_ 2 года назад

      @@cylo1859 🅱️ased

    • @cyborggaming2730
      @cyborggaming2730 2 года назад

      True

  • @aficionadoavacado559
    @aficionadoavacado559 2 года назад +53

    9:35 that was subtle enough that I almost missed it the first time, good job funny man

    • @RavishingPimp
      @RavishingPimp 2 года назад +3

      I was looking for this comment

  • @dumbdorito7127
    @dumbdorito7127 2 года назад +181

    Swagger: “I surrender…..if you shoot me your gay.” *gets shot* “Oh wait it’s pride month”
    😅😂 Gotta love swagger
    12:32

  • @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia
    @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia 2 года назад +200

    Swagger’ll turn into a drug dog to sniff out every cannabis joint on each hitman map, that or he’ll eat more bananas

  • @rossi.1400
    @rossi.1400 2 года назад +80

    The pause as he's about to hit the man in the turban 😂

    • @Bigsteppin-hf6dh
      @Bigsteppin-hf6dh 5 месяцев назад +1

      I couldn’t stop laughing I was looking for this comment

  • @muttipi
    @muttipi 2 года назад +44

    i know “loud = funny” is an ironic meme but it’s actually hilarious when swagger just shrieks like a mad man.

  • @JockyCGE
    @JockyCGE 2 года назад +182

    I never leave a swaggersouls video without being in tears and this one is no exception 😂

  • @4547466
    @4547466 2 года назад +57

    It's unfortunate that this game is just an absolute mess, it could've been really cool. It barely utilizes vr at all. Using the controller buttons for something like pressing a button in game (like end mission) is just such a killer in vr games.

    • @landonolson6753
      @landonolson6753 2 года назад

      it is annoying, why cant i just grab a closest handle to open it and close it.. instead of pressing b and a black screen fades to the body in the closet

  • @samanthapenny
    @samanthapenny 2 года назад +103

    I've never been this early and I've been watching u for about 3 or 4 years now💀

  • @denimdinofan9
    @denimdinofan9 2 года назад +2

    9:35 LMAO such an incredible subtle joke Swagger

  • @dannyengineer9862
    @dannyengineer9862 2 года назад +4

    Hitman logic: kills like half the security and people but if you change your clothes, nobody will know it’s you. Despite the fact your face is still the same and your still in the same place.

  • @speckon
    @speckon 2 года назад +4

    I laughed so hard @8:55 when you smacked that guy's ass!! 😂

  • @systolithicxx7664
    @systolithicxx7664 2 года назад +8

    Honestly wish swagger uploaded more his videos are top tier

  • @proximo3257
    @proximo3257 2 года назад +4

    The banana bit almost made me pass out from laughter. I was light headed and the room spinning, watching Swagger is a health risk!

  • @DailyMoFo1
    @DailyMoFo1 2 года назад +1

    This is where Hitboys turn into Hitmen.

  • @toobluntjon
    @toobluntjon 2 года назад +14

    Been having a rough time lately im glad my favorite person uploads sometimes i feel like all i got is myself but when i watch your videos i feel like i can take on the world thank you for being you.

    • @thebigstick5540
      @thebigstick5540 2 года назад

      That's pretty sad ngl

    • @uthergoodman401
      @uthergoodman401 2 года назад

      @@thebigstick5540jackass

    • @HotChronicles
      @HotChronicles 2 года назад +1

      Things will get better, maybe not tomorrow or the next day, but nothing is forever, not even pain. Stay strong.

  • @mkjust6960
    @mkjust6960 2 года назад +5

    Listening to Swagger talking makes my nose fill up

  • @JoshXCVIII
    @JoshXCVIII 2 года назад +1

    “This guy looks like a riot!” …… *sees ponytail* ……. “Oh never mind” 😂😂😭

  • @codystravels6774
    @codystravels6774 2 года назад +4

    Please keep it up with the VR content. It’s really interesting to watch

  • @seanharrison6162
    @seanharrison6162 2 года назад +2

    Every person who plays these vr violence games juts transforms into a psychopath especially swagger and smii7y

  • @conscioussubconsciousness1976
    @conscioussubconsciousness1976 2 года назад

    14:54 “We’re Hitman!” While showing almost literally a 1:1 John Wick pov gunfight gameplay

  • @aspectz4465
    @aspectz4465 2 года назад +4

    Low key looked like he was struggling a little bit on picking up the brick in the beginning

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost 2 года назад +2

    It’s so fun to watch people play Hitman when you already know where to go and where everything is, and then watch them do the opposite. It’s awesome

  • @rickkywitablickky4131
    @rickkywitablickky4131 2 года назад

    15:37 he said”Freeze wtf😂”😂😂😭

  • @DJGamingSmash
    @DJGamingSmash 2 года назад +1

    They should add an Among Us mode to Hitman where one player is a Hitman and the rest have to identify the Hitman before they all die.

  • @wackadoodle3840
    @wackadoodle3840 2 года назад +1

    12:40 Benjamin Franklin

  • @riptide8268
    @riptide8268 2 года назад +1

    swagger: chokes a person
    also swagger: i love this game

  • @Max-ej4oh
    @Max-ej4oh 2 года назад

    That went just as my first time playing Hitmen on PC long ago.
    Disregard stealth, unleash lead.
    It's me the harbinger of d e a t h.
    Until you learn years later that you could just stealth, and not commit entire genocide in any mission.

  • @SirGhostitzy
    @SirGhostitzy 2 года назад +1

    "What flavour is your vape?"
    Swagger - MMMMMINT

  • @bumbersnizal7527
    @bumbersnizal7527 2 года назад

    2:36 I was really hoping he would say are you ready to get bricked up

  • @lone1316
    @lone1316 2 года назад +1

    "Instead of fondling this.. Knocked out man.."
    *Just snapped his neck moments prior*

  • @CrusaderJacky
    @CrusaderJacky 2 года назад

    1:24 Holy crap, I literally laughed for a good minute or two!

  • @bobross9655
    @bobross9655 2 года назад +1

    love it my potting smoking cracking just love it

  • @pixelatid
    @pixelatid 2 года назад

    15:35 Somehow I forgot this was VR, and thought "Wow they implemented an ADS animation for a banana? That looks fluid as fuck. Oh wait..."

  • @CuriousMisterG
    @CuriousMisterG 2 года назад

    @15:50 I love swagger just casually sneaking in a RuneScape sound effect xD

    • @nanotoxic5780
      @nanotoxic5780 2 года назад

      ? I don’t hear it?

    • @nanotoxic5780
      @nanotoxic5780 2 года назад

      Never mind it’s like 5 seconds before that time! Found it! 😊

  • @skin1582
    @skin1582 2 года назад +4

    I haven’t watched swagger in like 3 months, why does he sound like he’s had a stroke ?

    • @strakskoy
      @strakskoy 2 года назад +1

      Was literally just thinking the same thing

  • @MelonGod265
    @MelonGod265 2 года назад +1

    I love how this game has the actual hitman levels

  • @peaceouthomedog727
    @peaceouthomedog727 2 года назад

    I need you to know that this was the funniest thing I have EVER seen. I cried for 17 minutes and 36 seconds.

  • @TheColdestKingCold
    @TheColdestKingCold 2 года назад +4

    Pewdiepie: becomes friends with banana
    Swagger: D E E P T H R O A T. B A N A N A.

  • @DogsWithPurpose
    @DogsWithPurpose 2 года назад +1

    That thumbnail alone is all kinds of special

  • @jadenjackson6229
    @jadenjackson6229 2 года назад

    Cannabis joint: exists
    Swagger: NEURON ACTIVATION

  • @TheCHIEFMONGO
    @TheCHIEFMONGO 2 года назад

    I replayed some of these bits way too many times. Swagger Vr vids are top tier.

  • @TheStonersAssociation420
    @TheStonersAssociation420 2 года назад +2

    Watching Swagger is worth the sleep deprivation.

  • @shyamity
    @shyamity 2 года назад

    probably the best and one of the funniest stream i’ve joined this year

  • @ethanmiraflor1990
    @ethanmiraflor1990 2 года назад +1

    Always a good day when daddy souls uploads

  • @Aoekin
    @Aoekin 2 года назад

    "Like an Air guitar and I have an air pistol" LMAO XD

  • @miinzei
    @miinzei 2 года назад +1

    Awesome vid! Keep up the good work Swag!

  • @johnghost6132
    @johnghost6132 2 года назад

    The guy with the slow down...had me crying

  • @KidCannabinoid
    @KidCannabinoid 2 года назад +1

    Chill with the sound effects lol

  • @RoyceTheRiPPer
    @RoyceTheRiPPer 2 года назад +1

    At the beginning he sounds like Donald Trump trying to make u play a game😂

  • @Evangelion543
    @Evangelion543 2 года назад

    Swagger: I heard a new games out
    Hitman VR: Hello there
    Swagger: Proceeds to show Psychological tendencies

  • @wobbzzyya1354
    @wobbzzyya1354 2 года назад

    9:29 did that shekh just say oh jesus 😂😂😂

  • @zerozoulgaming
    @zerozoulgaming 2 года назад

    I'm not even kidding, I checked for a new video right before you uploaded. This was prophetic and awesome 😂

  • @InfamousChuggy
    @InfamousChuggy Год назад

    This has been the VR game he’s been waiting for

  • @yaboivintage9770
    @yaboivintage9770 2 года назад

    At 16:36 dude goes down a latter to jump off a roof. Hitman logic.

  • @GentleGiantJoe
    @GentleGiantJoe 2 года назад

    I'm never afraid of a man who wipes standing.

  • @ごZKys_r1
    @ごZKys_r1 2 года назад

    I have waited for days watch your video over and over and over untill you upload

  • @thetophat5332
    @thetophat5332 2 года назад

    Retitle this Swagger has an identity crisis. Crosses the building and becomes so many different people along the way LMFAO

  • @koevhalev652
    @koevhalev652 2 года назад

    i bet u avoiding hitting the foreign man at 9:37 flew by a few peoples heads
    xD

  • @HETZERCOM2000
    @HETZERCOM2000 2 года назад

    There is something about swag and his VR vids that click with him and they are always entertaining 🤣

  • @sirsnake9568
    @sirsnake9568 2 года назад +1

    AYOOO SWAGGER FACE REVEAL AT 0:20???????!!!!1!!!!1111

  • @Highimdadtwo
    @Highimdadtwo 2 года назад +2

    Definitely missed Swags

  • @busted2010LT
    @busted2010LT 2 года назад

    lost my old account but glad your content still came up i forgot so many channels i had subscribed to but great content my dude

  • @abdougamerlol3163
    @abdougamerlol3163 2 года назад

    9:44 made me laugh the shit out of myself lmao

  • @dmhw
    @dmhw 2 года назад +1

    these hitman vids have a lot of potential for viral clips... make MORE :D

  • @zacharyabrahamson1125
    @zacharyabrahamson1125 2 года назад +1

    Swagger thanks for uploading bro my gf been upset you’ve taken a min to upload, she happy now, so therefore your vids bring me happiness ❤️

  • @Mellow_Bugs
    @Mellow_Bugs 2 года назад +2

    Would need another episode of this

  • @demonichandle
    @demonichandle 2 года назад +1

    10:16 fuck your plate lmaoooo had me fucking dying

  • @nekonomy7269
    @nekonomy7269 2 года назад

    16:19
    Dead guy dabbing

  • @aumi2416
    @aumi2416 2 года назад

    At 3:30 did anyone else notice he totally snapped that construction workers neck and proceeded to make a joke about fondling a unconscious guy but it's necrophilia and he lost the chance to use a joke related to that

  • @hairybobkat
    @hairybobkat 2 года назад

    Its actualty 1 am in melborne as of this video uploading - i should know, goodmorning swaggersouls

  • @MANA79233
    @MANA79233 2 года назад

    I think Shooting in Hitman VR feels way better than in normal game

  • @johnc.hammersticks
    @johnc.hammersticks 2 года назад

    "We're Hitmen! " 🤣
    Savage game

  • @toaster_on_fire
    @toaster_on_fire 2 года назад +4

    Hitman VR is the ultimate neck snapping wrench throwing clothes snatching back rubbing poison pouring weed smoking body dragging ammo dumping assassin experience you can have

  • @ak50david28
    @ak50david28 2 года назад

    1:13 is my favourite part

  • @Swayxyy
    @Swayxyy 2 года назад

    I got this on my reccomend after 7 mins out of the years I've watched you it got reccomend for once

  • @treeweed6074
    @treeweed6074 2 года назад

    The hitman swagger looks like a muppet when he’s talking

  • @h0ly_macar0ni11
    @h0ly_macar0ni11 2 года назад +2

    Saw the stream and really had a good laugh but this edit is fucking gold. nice one swags

  • @nozhrei5919
    @nozhrei5919 2 года назад

    can’t believe the guys almost at 5mil subs now , love all your videos

  • @yungyum5167
    @yungyum5167 2 года назад +1

    15:42 I should call her

  • @goatinlobby7733
    @goatinlobby7733 2 года назад

    This video was so funny, I was trying to let out gas and it would get delayed from me laughing

  • @thesolecollector43
    @thesolecollector43 2 года назад

    It took me a while to watch this, but I just saw this came out on my birthday 😁

  • @FuzPlays
    @FuzPlays 2 года назад +14

    Saggersouls “threatens us with death”
    His entire audience “do it....please”

  • @MeAmKrug
    @MeAmKrug 2 года назад

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen since 2001…

  • @JoseRodriguez-cu6vo
    @JoseRodriguez-cu6vo 2 года назад

    O thank god i was about to die of boredom. Thank you swagger ive missed your videos

  • @phillipbrwn7083
    @phillipbrwn7083 2 года назад

    Oh Jesus swagger don't have miss in action over chill bro 😂 haha over the like button

  • @mitchmisco4498
    @mitchmisco4498 2 года назад

    Love going back to watch some swagger videos

  • @z0diacz0mbie
    @z0diacz0mbie 2 года назад

    9:36 the hesitant bonk

  • @SheepManisback
    @SheepManisback 6 месяцев назад

    The thumbnail is like "the hell do you think you're doing?" 😂

  • @KetchupFSL
    @KetchupFSL 2 года назад

    9:35 swagger is about to belt the shit out of that Emirati guy and realizes that chat would spam more hate crime hashtags and skips him

  • @fl0ppaYT
    @fl0ppaYT 2 года назад +1

    8:02 Sorry beret person

  • @omegaowl2334
    @omegaowl2334 2 года назад

    This is the first time I've watched one of Swagger's videos in awhile and he sounds like a Drunk Garfield.

  • @SinisterStranger
    @SinisterStranger 2 года назад

    2:37 Im crying holy shit 😂

    • @KR-lp4st
      @KR-lp4st 2 года назад

      "EeeuuuuuUUUUUUAAAA- uwuOOWOOO"

  • @trashpanda4776
    @trashpanda4776 2 года назад

    0:59 when the edibles kick in

  • @beafybean3237
    @beafybean3237 2 года назад

    😂I Like how he doesn’t hit the first Arab guy in the robe but murders all the others

  • @Meow-qp9du
    @Meow-qp9du 2 года назад

    I love this video so much words can't describe it