Jeff Wittek | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- Jeff Wittek is a youtuber, podcaster and internet personality. Theo talks with Jeff about what's special about New Jersey, their definitions of success, and what he learned from jail.
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Talk about a crossover I wasn’t expecting
Exactly
Praise the lord
Same! I was just about to watch a different pod but when I saw this thumbnail, I immediately forgot all about the other one.
Theo really bringing people together this is a wild colab
Fr lol
This podcast has a strange lovely energy, like two traumatized yet wise people getting to know each other and embracing their chaotic backgrounds and minds
So well spoken, couldn’t have said it better! Thank you for commenting!
Are you serious? These two sound like total morons! But I guess I'll just let stupid be stupid.
@@jeffdaily9196 they are just some Nice Normal guys working for a living!
@@jeffdaily9196 no moron is as creative and successful as these two man. They might not articulate their thoughts elegantly but you can't deny their creativity and talent as entertainers
Don’t you guys realize everything is scripted how they were talking about fighting and they had a random pre-recorded call ready to go about to do asking them if they would fight wake up
Dude Theo on Jeff’s Barber shop would be legendary. Also Jeff took his glasses off to get a closer look at Theos hair lol
YESSS. limited edition cross over merch.
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus.
Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal.
So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.
@@AgendaInMind dude! Enough!
@ Roger Martinez 999
Lol!!! Theo genuinely has a fantastic head of hair, the quality, the amount, etc.
Theo: yall like wrestling.
Jeff: Did you do some intense research into my childhood online?
Theo: nah ive just met thousands of people from new jersey.
The funny thing is he's not from New Jersey lol. Staten Island is a totally different area
I love Jeff using “normal” examples like: “just getting through the work day without telling your boss not to go fuck himself.” ….Jeff doesn’t have a boss anymore, but he comes from an every-day hard-working beginning and it’s nice to see him reflect on it often.
agreed lol
@@moomoocowslyyeah but Jeff wasn’t scared to tell him what’s up
I agree! it's bc he's perfect 🤗
@@cryptohood401yes he was haha, he held his tongue for months for his boy. It was such a relief when he finally opened up about what happened to him
crazy how somebody that’s been a drug dealer and youtuber for like the last 5-10 years is more in touch with the everyman than actual politicians and those in power
Jeff: Are you the baby of the family?
Theo: I got 2 younger sisters, but they didn't even really count.
😂
Haha, dayum, great line lol.
“His body parts are close together” that’s and odd way of saying someone’s small, Theo 😂
Theo's specialty jokes lol.
A Theo way *
@@jordanmercier3616 that’s why we love em.
Theo can literally hold a great conversation with anyone for 2 hours.
Except Whitney Cummings, but that's not his fault.
I like Jeff but it was different seeing him as a guest. Theo did a great job keeping the convo going. I didn’t think it seemed like the meshed as well as other thought
Everyone but Bill i guess
@@rockyquinn3374 i feel you. After watching it, it seems like jeff was very low energy that day
So can most fully functioning human adults.... Jesus Christ.
Theo seemed very comfortable with Jeff. This was a good podcast. They must have had good vibes and were easy to talk with eachother. Jeff seemed easy going and that was probably really nice for Theo and a relief for jeff if he wasnt caught off guard. What a great and random friendship, I hope they can be inspirations for eachother
Man you sound like you’re projecting (just a little) but from my point of view I didn’t see that.
@@dylanmace7956 lol sorry if my comment was a little too in depth for you. Just thought I would comment on what I thought about the video, thought that's what this was here for. Didnt know I was projecting? Lol sorry I hurt your feelings and didn't feel some type of way dude. 20 other people agreed with me
Theo seemed very uneasy like he couldnt figure out why Jeff was on the pod or what hes about thats crazy the impression left on each of us is polar opposite
“Wrist forks” 😂 off top Theo is the best
That shit had me bust out laughing too!
Another one for the books
Gang
😂😂that’s Theo Magic 🪄
Jeff always talk about rats and now he goes against the final rat… THE RAT KING
Gang gang,!
Matt king was just a lead up to Theo little did he kno
@@rayjones8279 dd xxxx chill
Honestly if they did a scary movie again these two have to be in it. Their sarcasm is on point yet so different.
As soon as Jeff clarified that he was asking questions to try and get on theos level of humor everything changed. Fantastic podcast and I've definitely learnt some new things about Jeff that makes me a fan.
Gang gang with a little bit of a buzz buzz
The most mellow and seemingly genuine Jeff interview ever. Love it. Super chill haha
Drywall is the real gateway drug
LMAO 😂
Real talk
💯
One of the best statements I’ve ever heard 😂😂.
Yo “Wrist Forks” is a ten i laughed hard
Lmfao yeah that was a good one
Me too dawg 😂
I immediately looked at my hands, and said "oh, they arrrrre wrist forks."
Theo saying his responsibility is a stuffed animal with the straightest face possible and Jeff acting like he didn’t just say that.
its from a store
dude it went over his head
@@3LAWE9 half of the pod’s conversation flew over Jeff’s head lol
Uhhh I doubt it went over his head.... Sarcastic humor like that doesn't need acknowlegent....
@@OzzzyKane in some cases when it doesn’t get acknowledged it’s more noticeable that the person hearing the joke either was to serious to catch it or it just went over his head. Because Jeff did ask him a serious question and Theo answered him in a very funny but very dry humor way and the way Jeff moved on to talk about his actually dog as compared to theo’s stuffed animal. I don’t if Jeff was nervous and just caused him to remain serious throughout the entire podcast or it just went over his head but either way it was funny as hell.
Watching in 2024, and it's incredible to see how much that Jeff has healed, mentally and physically. He looks so..... not himself in these clips.
holy shit your right
just came back to check this out because this was shot at a very low point in my life but holy shit
definitely didn't expect this shit to drop on a casual thursday but just goes to show that Theo can vibe with anyone
Exactly
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus.
Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal.
So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.
expect bill burr
@@AgendaInMind you're a literal quack dude, actually fucking bonkers
@@LoseCTRL61 bruh needs to fuckin chill
Jeff: “you’ve got a unique brain Theo. I don’t even know who to compare you to. You know what I mean don’t you?”
Us: Yeah. We do
YES
There is only one Theo, no one compares
If this guy is a criminal its because he stole my heart... And because I know what it feels like to obsess over another man while you're looking him in the eye but thinking about hips, nose, toes and dick.
So unique he called Neil DeGrasse Tyson, “Tyron Woodley” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@taylorcronin955 damn that's DEEP Taylor! That deserves a like! Yee
52:53 Theo: "Dude, we can get China's flu, but we can't do an accent of them in a baseball game?" hahaha 😆🦇 Cannot stop laughing.
The way he word things are so randomly put together beautiful, if you know what I mean. I love when Theo doesn't hold back and he just talks and talks just to figure out what you he's trying to say... A lot of times he's elaborating on himself. It's really enjoyable to listen to actually!
We all love Theo for the same reasons but it's so hard to describe him and refer him to others! For reals!
I liked hearing you talk about seeing a couple raising a child as a view of success. I hope you meet someone you want to have a family with one day.. you’d be a good father with the support of the right woman and you deserve to experience that.
Ps you’re an educated man, I think too many people want to talk about how funny you are and not enough are talking about how smart you are. So maybe one day it would be nice to see your brains on your face and rocking the gray again
I like to hear people talk about sobriety from alcohol. I feel great when I wake up from a night of not drinking but still struggle with it.
Seems like Jeff has lifted Theo up a bit and maybe each other. Good Duo
Idk if this will reach Theo but when he says he feels like he’s not “in the pocket anymore” and is running out of stuff to talk about I think it’s just a matter of not feeling like you have to entertain the audience cause we will watch if the episode is funny or not. Just whatever is on your mind. Don’t feel like there’s too much pressure to be funny or entertain.
Funny or not? Tag the video, podcast or moment where Theo wasn't funny. I gotta see that!!!
Hes the second funniest podcaster out there only behind Tim dillon
Theo is funny in every episode, for me. But more than expecting jokes, it's Theo's vulnerability, honesty & his unique perspective that I look forward to each week.
When Theo called Jeff "Northeast bound Jeff", and Jeff said "what"? Then Theo said "oh nothing I was just saying where you're from", and Nick laughed...
LOL, I've always really enjoyed the dynamic and relationship Nick and Theo share.
LOL this was a great episode … it seemed like two bros that were checking each other out, just appreciating each other’s line of work and what not. I would love to see more of Theo and Jeff 😊
Theo’s grief over the vape pen was hysterical
love to see someone that really appreciates theo for who he is
ABSOLUTELY! I've been subscribed to Jeff's channel since his accident and appreciate the humbleness...blends so well with Theo.
Theo got the best podcast intro out there. Always singing along to it…
I think it’s his cousins band or something.. shit slaps
How was I just thinking this. It's so fitting. It's like a 90s sitcom intro.
I love these two together. They have kind, cool guy vibes and I’m here for it.
my favourite theo quote: "You know what night time is, it's when you can't see that much, but you kinda know everything is around... kind of, but you aren't as sure as you were a few hours earlier".
Why is this dude such a legend? lol
he a comedian genius
Good on Jeff for being able to mostly keep up with Theo for a whole podcast. I can see him doing well on other big ones soon.
Honestly dude rolled with theos vibe better than a lot of comedians he's had on.
I think so too, a lot of people complaining about their chemistry here but I think they’re somewhat similar, both a little awkward, don’t take themselves too seriously and able to joke around, it worked well imo
@ronanlenehan9059 they're nothing similar...
Jeff think he slick, but Theo slicker
100%
Also, Jeff knows this.. I feel like he gave Theo the respect he deserves
You think you're slick
*thick
Slick as a damn possums gut!
THEO: "I'll fight him for you". LMAO. Gang Gang
Theo really stereotyped himself into Jeff’s childhood lol
"wow how did you know that about me I've never told anyone that" 😂
Theo: deep conversation about what's going on in my life.
Jeff: fuck water in a can, that's crazy.
Bro..I just commented about the same thing. Dude was a ding dong right there.
He did that on purpose for some reason.
Maybe it was starting to get to intimate for him, usually when u open up a convo like that, the person opening up expects u to reciprocate the same way n it seems like Jeff may have caught on to that
@@gregoriao9535 that's a pretty good guess honestly
I love your intro song, I was sick when you started messing with that. Thanks for settling back to the right song and sticking with it. I will always think of you with this song, Shine your light on me. Keep shining Theo.
I adore Jeff. I think he’s one of the most sincere people on the internet. You can tell he hasn’t let Hollywood get to him, and he’s still completely grounded. You can just tell when other people are from the East Coast, too - there’s a grit to us. Great episode 😊
He has definitely let Hollywood get to him. He thinks the baseball announcer was a serious issue and that he needs woke kids around him to teach him. Ridiculous.
@@GettinFiggyWitIt Lol what 😂 going to definitely disagree. Who tf is “woke” around him?
Everyone always says this about Theo, but he is the perfect type of comedian and person to host a podcast. Of all the podcasts in the world hosted by comedians, Theo is hands down the best at it.
Theo on the crocodile… “this thing no was at nobu before and showed up” 🤣🤣🤣
The more I see Jeff branching out and away from David, the more I see his maturity grow.
100%
More of a fan of his now too
Only member I'll support. Jonah might make it out
@@jeffjohnson6192 he saw a girl getting raped and didnt do anything.....good thing he still has fans
@@paydn202 he didnt see anything. the bit was filmed separately from the actual SA
"I know people are mentally unwell I live inside of one of them" 😂😂
Jeff’s “yeaaahhh” after Theo’s male Katy Perry reference is one of the funniest things I’ve seen maybe ever.
"when you have a mullet and you pull up on a horse, or a bike painted brown" - Theo Vonn, August, 2021
This podcast really does help me mentally. Thanks theo.
This isn't the Collab I deserve, but definitely the one I want
Amen brother. Gang gang!
Couldn’t have said it better.
Two guys who speak at the same speed love it! Shows sign of intelligence, thinking before you speak.
it’s wholesome how much of a fanboi jeff is for theo
Jeff Wittek, what a peculiar specimen. was not expecting him on the show. great work Theo
I watch both Jeff and Theo regularly, and this was a great podcast! thank you both
"we don't need anymore awareness" - reverend theo von
jeff took the youtuber comment personally. Theo does numbers on this foo
I didn’t even know who this guy was until today lol I know theo as a comedian not a RUclipsr like this guy
Love to see good people from here make it out and succeed.. I went to junior high wit jeff we used to play basketball in my yard wit a bunch of kids.. now he’s famous on RUclips that’s dope congrats on the success!
woah no way, what was he like then? the same?
“This ain’t no to go order baby we keeping this beef in the restaurant.”
GANG
First of all shout out to nick man. Love you homebody. And theo is like some kind of precious rare gem I feel like we all need to look out for. You got a big heart homie and you keep us all trucking in this crazy world. Love you guy's
BEST CROSSOVER EVER! I listen to both these guys for completely different reasons and never would I have thought these two would do an episode together! I’m so excited !!
I’ve always been super selective with what people’s content I actively subscribe and listen to on a regular basis, but with that being said I am a huge fan of BOTH of these dudes. They have so much in common and seeing them warm up to one another was great. Really hoping for more stuff from these two in the future, seems like a pair that wouldn’t work but theirs a lot positives to their contrast.
Hey dudes cool and all but ya better hold fast on comparing himself to the rat king!!! Gang brah!!
So silly for him to try and approach things that way
Not even close. And to call theo a youtuber?!?! The disrespect! I'm on 25 mins in had to hit the comments
@@stevenpearson187 I did the same thing!! Lol gang
Yeah, “same realm” my ass barf
He’s not being serious
40:51 "Lord it up" this man doesn't even need to try, he's just naturally funny
I'm a fan of you both! I've been watching Jeff for like 2-3 years now and Theo for like a year and a half, it was surprising seeing you guys together but I loved it!
I could definitely listen to a podcast with these two every week
Jeff’s barber shop with Theo holy shit that would be hilarious
Jeff really wants to feel like he aint just a youtuber or every1 else a youtuber too. Theo a stand up comedian that just started doin a podcast
Bc most successful youtubers do more than RUclips. It’s like when people call Theo a reality star he gets pissed
I've been looking for this comment! Lol. You said it perfect. Theo didn't start his career on RUclips. Jeff did. Lol. I watch and enjoy both of them, but they definitely aren't in the "same realm" as Jeff said.
Yes!
I wanted this meeting since Jeff got the mullet. So ready for everything that comes out of this.
38:31 "maybe I'd find a gem like you" I about died laughing
I've never laughed so hard so many times in one podcast before. well done boys
Have you not seen The King and the Sting, fella? Shit’s on a different level.
@@sterlingryan8151 yeah Its okay, I just don’t find Brendan that funny to be honest, these 2 had a funny energy together.
Have you watched the Steebee Weebee episode with theo? My favorite of all time.
I would say almost every other one of Theo's podcast are funnier. Theo was being funny but I think his jokes were just flying over this dudes head
You should listen to the episode with Theo and Bobby Lee. Absolute rollercoaster of a conversation for an hour and a half-ish
The path to the strap goes through the Rat King. Jeff best stop saying he's in the same realm as Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski.
I relate to Jeff alot,good for him for persevereing...great job as always Theo
I love this, now we need Mike Maijlak,Theo Von and Jeff Whittek BEST COLOAB.
Jeff convincing Theo the stand up comedian that he's a RUclipsr 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
dude made a valid point...hes both but hes more of a youtuber seeing as how its brought him more success than stand up ever did or could... nothing wrong with it
I mean is he not?
it wasnt that serious. the over protective theo fans are wildin lmao
I would love if Jeff and Theo were to do more podcasts together they are great together
he just sneak dissed theo von with the ketamine therapy
Theo is so deeply wise and yet so silly and lighthearted . A beautiful man !! 😊
Props to Jeff don’t see Theo laugh this often
Anybody remember how awkward Theo was interviewing guests in the very beginning years ago. He's come a long way. Now he's a world class youtuber and seems like he can vibe amazingly with anybody. This was a fantastic, chill, funny, guest that perfectly vibes with Theo ... Hope he comes back on the regular.
Im glad to see Jeff on a podcast like this.
Theo is a great host: everyone always meets him at the energy he lays down.
This boy talking in circles. Gang.
Someone already updated Jeff’s Wikipedia saying he went to Harvard hahaha
The fact that Jeff knows about Tower 7 makes me like him even more.
His mom really was in the first tower when hit. He had his parents on his podcast back in September and they talked about it. Their experience in it all. So crazy.
Theo was definitely a little salty when Jeff picked the gator video lmao.
Get Theo to a milli he’s deserves it
Keep doing YOU Theo!! Stay Genuine and we will always be interested in what you say!
Jeff “Do you have a dog or anything “
Theo: “I got a stuffed animal”
Jeff: “any responsibilities of other lives”?
Theo: “stuffed animal is not alive but it’s from a store”
🧐 🧐 🧐
That's Theo !!♥️
I like Theo without the shades.
@@JamesFriesen-k7u 🙌🙌🙌
THEO THIS IS THE REAL KING AND THE STING SOMEBODY THAT CAN BOUNCE OFF YOU LIKE THAT, haven’t laughed this hard in a while
Hilarious seeing two completely different entertainers. Theo is still king
I love Jeff's humor.
Don’t know how the fuck this happened but I’m loving every second of it
I could watch these two chew gum for hours .. the mullets , the smiles and awkwardness is a double hitter !
Impressed with Jeff. He's got the life experience, the quickness but needs a bit of genuine self-esteem, less bravado. Not too much, not full Dobrik.
I sense he’s a liberal sheep
Even when he was rolling deep on David’s squad he’s the only one that pranked him back and talked shit to him while the other were sheep
Excellent guest 🫵🏻😎 Jeff is underrated in the space
Theo had some immigrant mentality in him when he did the mushroom set
Matt the rat King must've introduced Jeff to the Rat King.
When you know you know..
This is the single greatest guest. Jeff Wittek and Theo Von are by far my fav two comedians\
I could watch you 2 just sit and chat for hours... please get Jeff back on!
Jeff:“He’d pour it in a glass”
Theo: “Ah fuckin’ romantic”
Epic duo here. They need to have their own damn podcasts together!
Thank you for everything you do, Theo. Your efforts mean so much more to so many more people than you can imagine.
Hey say it again Mr. Jenkins I’ll throw a “second” on that 🙌