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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @failboat
    @failboat  4 года назад +502

    go here to download me: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2181464546

  • @ct-sazabi
    @ct-sazabi 4 года назад +531

    Failboat: OH GOD 「THE WORLD」
    Game: *freezes*

    • @redvoltaic5522
      @redvoltaic5522 4 года назад +40

      ZA WAURDO TOKI WA TORMAE

    • @smugcuddz
      @smugcuddz 4 года назад +1

      sonicguy 2000 dang it I was about to say that XD

    • @redvoltaic5522
      @redvoltaic5522 4 года назад +3

      @@smugcuddz the power of KILLA QUEEN REVERSING TIME

    • @CnDpops
      @CnDpops 4 года назад

      What happens before it:Intense happy dio sounds ZA WARUDO!!!

    • @momcomeplckyt5179
      @momcomeplckyt5179 4 года назад

      ethan t-that pfp
      *IM HAVING NIGHTMARES THANK YOU*

  • @justsomeplant3305
    @justsomeplant3305 4 года назад +219

    “I can show you the world”
    *Throws you into the vacuum of space*

    • @luigipowdemo6458
      @luigipowdemo6458 2 года назад +2

      Can you imagine!? Just some random dude, telling you he can show you the world, and just grabbing your shirt going "YEEEEEET!!!!"

  • @apersoninthisworld841
    @apersoninthisworld841 4 года назад +281

    Nobody:
    Animals when they see a camera: 0:02

    • @evieaxolotl
      @evieaxolotl 4 года назад +4

      A person in this world why is that so true

    • @luvedd
      @luvedd 4 года назад

      Bruh

    • @adrianascarvalho
      @adrianascarvalho 4 года назад +1

      *”Helo”*

    • @luvedd
      @luvedd 4 года назад +2

      Hippity hoppity your soul is now my property lmao I thought your name was the comment

  • @gamerletter1986
    @gamerletter1986 4 года назад +414

    “You can beat me to death.” Dan I don’t wanna get arrested for assault. EDIT: title got changed now my comment is irrelevant AAAAAAAA.

    • @kingofavation7007
      @kingofavation7007 4 года назад +7

      It'll be seen as a mercy kill

    • @mr.cheesestudios4545
      @mr.cheesestudios4545 4 года назад +5

      Then it got changed

    • @emma2205
      @emma2205 4 года назад +2

      69 likes, nice

    • @user_hat
      @user_hat 4 года назад +2

      fail
      Edit: title changed again so sidjsjxbeeskxgnwjzhsjbs

    • @pastriecream
      @pastriecream 4 года назад +1

      you spelt sexual harassment wrong

  • @xXEmpressTwilightRavenXx
    @xXEmpressTwilightRavenXx 4 года назад +90

    “Fail, they got your brain right, too!”
    *Head empty, only Failboat*

  • @doctorark3474
    @doctorark3474 4 года назад +393

    “You can beat me to death”
    “Fail”
    Mission failed, we will get them next time’
    “We all fail now”
    Communism reached level 100

  • @pkurbo5779
    @pkurbo5779 4 года назад +400

    “You can beat me to death”
    Man, quarantine has really hit Fail hard, hasn’t it?

  • @0_clover740
    @0_clover740 4 года назад +61

    1:00 poor guy panicked and activated his Stand.

  • @GalaxyJammed
    @GalaxyJammed 4 года назад +109

    Failboat: You can beat me to the death
    Everyone: *No. I don't think I will*

  • @pambardini46
    @pambardini46 4 года назад +152

    I DON’T NEED CHILDREN I NEED BLOOD CIRCULATING THROUGH MY VEINS : every mother giving birth

    • @luigipowdemo6458
      @luigipowdemo6458 Год назад +8

      I say relatable, but it's not for me because I'm a teenaged male.

  • @sabitsukiheck6217
    @sabitsukiheck6217 4 года назад +47

    getting a notif titled "you can beat me to death" is terrifying, i almost choked. thank you.

  • @gamesandshorts69
    @gamesandshorts69 4 года назад +32

    Original video titles: - but some funny stuff happens
    Video titles now: *We AlL fAiL nOw*

    • @squibble311
      @squibble311 4 года назад +4

      and then it changes to "- but some funny stuff happens"

  • @ahunghuynh202
    @ahunghuynh202 4 года назад +69

    "I have so many children!"
    *well, you're not wrong*

    • @six_buck_dlc
      @six_buck_dlc 4 года назад

      why does the bold text look like its bigger than the rest of the text

    • @ahunghuynh202
      @ahunghuynh202 4 года назад +2

      Literalicity. because it's bold

    • @德兰孙
      @德兰孙 4 года назад +2

      *Bold* of you to assume that

    • @ahunghuynh202
      @ahunghuynh202 4 года назад

      德兰孙 (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @TheSpaceComputer
    @TheSpaceComputer 4 года назад +19

    "Wait its all Fail?"
    "Boat"
    *Shoots

  • @idiotic_tl_4837
    @idiotic_tl_4837 2 года назад +2

    1:58 fail: we know we have fail-brella *highlights fish*
    me: and we also have salmonela

  • @bub-bub4695
    @bub-bub4695 4 года назад +9

    can we just admire how accurate the model is?
    it even got the inside of his head right.

    • @Goldity_124
      @Goldity_124 Год назад

      What model, he’s just in the game now

  • @wondercat6842
    @wondercat6842 4 года назад +14

    Can we just take a second to appreciate that this game has infinite content and that almost all mods are extremely fun?

  • @octoshot5219
    @octoshot5219 4 года назад +125

    Sees title: OH BOY WE ARE IN FOR AN INTERESTING VIDEO

  • @jackears5411
    @jackears5411 4 года назад +82

    Nobody
    Not even a single soul
    Boat: B E A T. M E

    • @Car27Racer
      @Car27Racer 4 года назад +2

      Seems like the first goomba you come across in Paper mario oragami king...

    • @jackears5411
      @jackears5411 4 года назад

      C R lmao

    • @Dr.Pootis
      @Dr.Pootis 4 года назад +2

      To be fair, fail just wants pain. That Goomba specifically wanted the boot.

    • @Car27Racer
      @Car27Racer 4 года назад

      @@Dr.Pootis Yes but it was some form of pain.
      Therefore, my previous comment still applies.

  • @Pen.FrenZy
    @Pen.FrenZy 3 года назад +4

    7:35
    Becoming the World to save yourself/your friends? Sounds like a cool protagonist move in an anime to be honest.
    ...
    *A Hat In Time: The Boat of Failure*

  • @Witchy_Hoo
    @Witchy_Hoo 4 года назад +42

    That model looks exactly like Failboat. I literally don’t know which one is the real Failboat

  • @boomgg3024
    @boomgg3024 4 года назад +21

    The original title was “you can beat me to death” which changed to “fail” then “we all fail now” with a thumbnail change aswell

    • @f8breaker119
      @f8breaker119 4 года назад +1

      What was the original thumbnail?

  • @benjaminschmitt1562
    @benjaminschmitt1562 4 года назад +20

    5:03 The Pauline Spirit be like:

    • @rapogirl1391
      @rapogirl1391 4 года назад +1

      Thanks, you just gave me flash backs...

    • @5dollars237
      @5dollars237 4 года назад

      I had the spirit, then my switch broke, I had to fix it, and redownload all of my games, and... all my spirits were gone

  • @thtgxrl
    @thtgxrl 4 года назад +11

    Notifications: "You can beat me to death"
    •click•
    *"we all fail now."*

  • @Voxus2142
    @Voxus2142 4 года назад +6

    At 1:00, we finally catch a glimpse of Daniel "Fail" Boat using his Stand live in-game
    Can't spell DIO without several letters from Failboat

  • @jamestheschrute2671
    @jamestheschrute2671 4 года назад +19

    Weird Mario Noise plays
    Dan: I don’t think that’s me

  • @hexagonal69
    @hexagonal69 Год назад +2

    7:12 I’m getting Nazo Unleashed vibes from this!

  • @mimi.sues.
    @mimi.sues. 4 года назад +6

    6:50 "I love hat in time"
    9:39 "I hate this game"
    ._.

  • @galaxyjake2726
    @galaxyjake2726 4 года назад +5

    Failboat: hears himself in the game
    Also Failboat: *makes the same noise as he did in the game*

  • @sparklestar_1726
    @sparklestar_1726 4 года назад +118

    Why do the thumbnails always make me laugh so hard tho? 😂

    • @someswaggyboigg6264
      @someswaggyboigg6264 4 года назад

      Wait wat

    • @klabelia9454
      @klabelia9454 4 года назад +1

      @@someswaggyboigg6264 A thumbnail is a cover for a video or a clip.

    • @fimtendo654
      @fimtendo654 4 года назад +4

      Because smug kid.

    • @infernalfreeze
      @infernalfreeze 4 года назад +1

      Agreeable

    • @Png_gaming
      @Png_gaming 4 года назад +3

      *fail* the smugness is just on fleek, it is not scientifically possible to have a more sarcastic look.

  • @cryozen2467
    @cryozen2467 4 года назад +3

    0:18 the subtle scream killed me

  • @strawberryrose5212
    @strawberryrose5212 4 года назад +4

    6:48 Did this man jusr call Furret a Leafeon? Quarantine has hit him hard

    • @jrhamari
      @jrhamari Год назад +2

      Im late but to clarify. He was refering to the player riding Furret as they are named The8BitLeafeon.

  • @reagantorrey69
    @reagantorrey69 4 года назад +5

    4:22 "I HAVE SO MANY CHILDREN." Ok, Gengis Khan.

  • @Veemoling
    @Veemoling 4 года назад +6

    "Go leafeon go!"
    Furret: Am I a joke to you?

  • @agamerslifetorture6274
    @agamerslifetorture6274 4 года назад +2

    3:50
    The baby is a bird...
    *You know what you have to do*

  • @smuggaming3730
    @smuggaming3730 4 года назад +3

    The thumbnail be like
    Hat Kid: Wait, it's all Failboat?
    Dan: Always has been.

  • @LeoDoesCos
    @LeoDoesCos 4 года назад +2

    So happy I was a small part of this mod with my art and just some small ideas for this, the stream was one of the best things I ever got to experience! 🌟

  • @WeDoSomeTrolling2
    @WeDoSomeTrolling2 4 года назад +4

    0:02 what the microwave sees

  • @christianjames3797
    @christianjames3797 4 года назад +2

    Hat Kid: It's All Hats!?
    Fail kid: it always has been (points the umbrella)

  • @klabelia9454
    @klabelia9454 4 года назад +7

    "You can beat me to death" *Dan the pandemic doesn't let me do that anymore*

  • @foxx9130
    @foxx9130 4 года назад +4

    5:44 Failboat Prossecing The Sound
    Me: Why Is That Hatkid In The Bg Rolling Inf

  • @trulyrandomcode
    @trulyrandomcode 4 года назад +3

    4:12 when you're dying but you accidentally go to from the sperm donation place instead of the blood donation place

  • @benr5528
    @benr5528 4 года назад +4

    "How am I still alive I have so many children!"
    Wow he sounds like a 40 year old man going through a midlife crisis

  • @yakkyrwhackr
    @yakkyrwhackr 4 года назад +3

    5:55 guy on the left be *rollin*

  • @ahebeshere5842
    @ahebeshere5842 4 года назад +2

    Scooter is always the go-to badge for every situation

  • @littleguystar
    @littleguystar 4 года назад +8

    "
    You can beat me to death"
    Maybe... maybe not...

  • @3mooned199
    @3mooned199 4 года назад +1

    8:28
    failboat: aww thats cute
    sonic: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 4 года назад +15

    Yup, judging from the title boat has completely lost it.

  • @Pejin8264
    @Pejin8264 4 года назад +2

    This was my first stream thank you for the cool experience Daniel!

  • @lunaria973
    @lunaria973 3 года назад +3

    Real talk: that model is actually adorable.

  • @moon2604
    @moon2604 4 года назад +2

    Fail:I’ve been messing around with Hat in time Mods for 2 years. Now they’re getting to good. Too polished. THE SOLUTION *A bud light commercial plays*

  • @TheMidnightMoonLight.
    @TheMidnightMoonLight. 4 года назад +24

    me:see failbout
    also me: the first word i say is *O H G O D*

  • @bonesmalone6532
    @bonesmalone6532 4 года назад +2

    Ghost: somehow gets hit
    Also ghost: *descend into the core of the earth*

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +4

    Ah yes, a pirate. Yar har, fiddle-dee-dee! Being a pirate is alright to be! Do what you want cause a pirate is free. You are a pirate!

  • @katiemckinney9456
    @katiemckinney9456 4 года назад +2

    1:06 Yeah, but I don't think the world wanted to see YOU.

  • @TruelyAstern
    @TruelyAstern 4 года назад +3

    We live in a timeline where you can see Failboat beat up Sans, Mario and Peter Griffin in a Hat in Time with guns.

    • @jassyguat356
      @jassyguat356 4 года назад

      Failboat: *beats up sans*
      Reality: *Wait thats illegal*

  • @RobocopStealerOfFridges
    @RobocopStealerOfFridges 4 года назад +1

    This is how I imagine the text of the thumbnail being:
    Hatkid1: wait... it's all mods?
    Hatkid2: always has been.

  • @kar_7103
    @kar_7103 4 года назад +3

    “Do you ever go on a boss rush... and then pick up a baby.” Jonathan joestar intencifies

    • @5dollars237
      @5dollars237 4 года назад

      You mean his wife

    • @kar_7103
      @kar_7103 4 года назад

      he handed her the baby but you got a point

  • @KulauTheCat
    @KulauTheCat 4 года назад +1

    *The thumbnail*
    Hatkid looking at a hat in time workshop: wait... its all just memes?
    Failboat with a gun: *always has been*

  • @1080Frostbite
    @1080Frostbite 4 года назад +2

    Just remember, in these times of hardship, we are fail.

  • @waingar
    @waingar 4 года назад +1

    As a younger person, i always thought Failboat was just a friend of ExplodingTNT. Never thought he would be an epic gamer boi.

  • @nicolasdevincentis6381
    @nicolasdevincentis6381 4 года назад +3

    0:30, this is just link hair

  • @InsectPolitician
    @InsectPolitician 2 года назад +2

    I cant even tell if this Channels supposed to be family friendly of not, saying I’m almost a adult.

  • @munch1101
    @munch1101 4 года назад +3

    I just got this as a RUclips notification and my first words after seeing the title were “I’m sorry w h a t”

  • @stonks_sknots
    @stonks_sknots 4 года назад +2

    The Captain is absolutly DONE, and i love it

  • @LumaTotUwU
    @LumaTotUwU 4 года назад +3

    I have this on my phone and computer
    On one the title is simply “fail”
    On the other it’s “we are all fail now”

    • @squibble311
      @squibble311 4 года назад

      "fail" was the 2nd title after "you can beat me to death"
      then it was changed to "we all fail now"

  • @redfoxproductions5489
    @redfoxproductions5489 4 года назад +2

    how convenient, that i just binge watched all of failboat's a hat in time videos, and just a few hours later, this came up.

  • @e2gaming337
    @e2gaming337 4 года назад +3

    10:30 I was the one who knocked him off.

  • @polk1203
    @polk1203 4 года назад +1

    8:07 this gives off the same vibes as that episode of persona 4 the animation when Yu cheers some kids up by wearing teddies suit they climb ontop of him and he's just like "I can't breath, it's like an oven in here!"

  • @Higihihihihi
    @Higihihihihi 4 года назад +3

    *Sees thumbnail* title: you can beat me to death.
    Me to the person about to punch him: imma stop you right there.
    Edit: I like the new title: *F A I L*

    • @jassyguat356
      @jassyguat356 4 года назад

      Me: its now *We all fail now* But you already know that

  • @meltedbionics
    @meltedbionics 4 года назад +2

    ‘You can beat me to death’
    ‘Fail’
    ‘Mission fail, we’ll get em next time’
    ‘We all fail now’
    An interesting story through titles.

  • @skibobjoe
    @skibobjoe 4 года назад +26

    Hi. Edit:thanks for fifteen likes that’s the most I’ve every gotten

  • @Stunion_D_Onion
    @Stunion_D_Onion 4 года назад +2

    8:11
    "We... are... Mario"

  • @truedogekate3320
    @truedogekate3320 4 года назад +3

    Cool dog, can I have your dog, too? 3:36

  • @Scothulu
    @Scothulu 4 года назад +1

    1:00 "Oh god, The World!"
    TOKIO TAMAREEEEEE!

  • @jeddybongo4450
    @jeddybongo4450 4 года назад +4

    “Every boss at once” gives me really bad mario maker versus vibes and I don’t like it

  • @parkervance3646
    @parkervance3646 4 года назад +1

    6:56 top ten saddest anime deaths

  • @sunthorn4782
    @sunthorn4782 4 года назад +5

    18 seconds ago? how am I this early!?

  • @temmietoga5369
    @temmietoga5369 4 года назад

    5:42 That Hat Kid on the left is a mood

  • @floormatt3692
    @floormatt3692 4 года назад +5

    Writing a comment before watching

  • @geoanthony3697
    @geoanthony3697 4 года назад

    Aww fiddle sticks, here comes Failboat!
    0:02 * Shows Fail's 'face' *
    *OH SHOOT! HERE COMES FAILBOAT!*

  • @curiouscreator8806
    @curiouscreator8806 4 года назад +1

    Despite Failboat using Miitopia soundtracks he never played Miitopia after 29 episodes and 2 bonus episodes, and he says he’s done with the series... R.I.P. Failboat’s Miitopia March 2018 - August 2019 so yeah that is what the soundtrack is at 2:23 aka the Neksdor Encounter theme

  • @Th-cm3vs
    @Th-cm3vs 3 года назад +1

    * teleports behind you * "It's nothing personal kid"

  • @catto8909
    @catto8909 4 года назад +1

    1:00 ZA WARUDO

  • @ThatGirlAxolotlll
    @ThatGirlAxolotlll 4 года назад +1

    Mario Sticker:Wooooww
    FailBoat:Visible Confusion

  • @joseraynortibor334
    @joseraynortibor334 4 года назад

    1:01 "I can literally show you the world!"
    Kakyoin died trying to find out The World.

  • @octoshot5219
    @octoshot5219 4 года назад +2

    ITS TIME TO JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP JUMP UP

  • @dalyconn
    @dalyconn 4 года назад

    hey failboat, it was my birthday on the 6th and i got a hat in time. i have been a fan of you and you are how i discovered the game.i am just about to start playing. thank you for making my day a little brighter. (also ty for liking my twitter post. it was the one of your plush as a jojo character. my goal is to be noticed by each one of the failing four in some way. so far i got you and fy guy.)

  • @DEAD-Minecraft
    @DEAD-Minecraft 4 года назад +1

    0:01 this is a great start a video of pirates face

  • @laanonymous3088
    @laanonymous3088 4 года назад +2

    First thing I see when the vid starts is a full on mafia pirate face and I can already tell its gonna be good.

    • @nebby_nebby
      @nebby_nebby 4 года назад

      Its Viktor from paladins if you are actually interested. And when i saw h im i thought i missed a video of dan playing paladins

  • @ray_4734
    @ray_4734 4 года назад +1

    'You can beat me to death'
    'fail'
    'we all fail now'
    Let me know if he makes a fourth.

  • @NotHatKid2
    @NotHatKid2 4 года назад

    "I will show you the world" - Aladdin (I think)
    "I CAN LITERALLY SHOW YOU THE WORLD" - Failboat

  • @horizontalpilotcommand
    @horizontalpilotcommand 4 года назад

    Hat Kid: Wait, it’s all Failboat?
    Fail: *Always has been.*

  • @emilygratz9203
    @emilygratz9203 4 года назад +2

    7:12 *Naruto Opening but Failboat.*

  • @Blue-fg8vt
    @Blue-fg8vt 2 года назад +1

    I love that failboat is inside of Mario and in pain.

  • @bopbopy1821
    @bopbopy1821 4 года назад +2

    original title:you can beat me to death

  • @cobistickboi9119
    @cobistickboi9119 4 года назад

    Title 1:you can beat me to death
    Title 2:fail
    Title 3:WE ALL FAIL NOW

  • @professorantasma6591
    @professorantasma6591 4 года назад +2

    i have important news for you Mr. Boat. The seal you ran over is out of the ER and is pressing charges. You will be needed in court on 8/30/2020. Please get a lawyer.

  • @owglassy2398
    @owglassy2398 4 года назад +1

    Watching failboat videos without audio or subtitles is the funniest thing