"I sure hope no bisexuals come out of the water"

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  • @HyLion
    @HyLion Месяц назад +3334

    You know what they say "Women want me. Men want me. Fish are generally okay with me, that's why I'm in the water."

  • @AngellishV
    @AngellishV Месяц назад +2441

    I really was expecting her to say: It's me, I'm the bisexual.

    • @roryschussler
      @roryschussler Месяц назад +190

      Woah, she's bisexual, I didn't know that!
      Mint: By the way, I'm bisexual!

    • @b0t123
      @b0t123 Месяц назад +125

      Holy shit, that Mint is double flavored!

    • @DinodieTonight
      @DinodieTonight Месяц назад +96

      ​@@roryschusslermint: I miss my wife Mata. I miss her a lot. I'll be back.

    • @pepperedbell7363
      @pepperedbell7363 Месяц назад +34

      @@DinodieTonight Mint: I've come to make an announcement-

    • @themanthemyth111
      @themanthemyth111 Месяц назад +10

      Idk she jumped in the water so i guess she did

  • @MCSorry
    @MCSorry Месяц назад +1780

    Those scary bisexuals. Always up to no good.

    • @ethanhodges4283
      @ethanhodges4283 Месяц назад +160

      Eh. It could go either way.

    • @TH3B1GCH33S3
      @TH3B1GCH33S3 Месяц назад +100

      *Plots bisexually*

    • @mung01re
      @mung01re Месяц назад +39

      @@ethanhodges4283Hey. You. I appreciated that joke.

    • @gameguy301
      @gameguy301 Месяц назад +10

      Never know what they’ll do next.

    • @ethanhodges4283
      @ethanhodges4283 Месяц назад +8

      @@mung01re I appreciate the appreciation and knowledge it landed kind internet stranger. 😺

  • @G-Cole-01
    @G-Cole-01 Месяц назад +1428

    "i sure hope no bisexuals come out of the water"
    **bisexual proceeds to fall into the water instead**

    • @silvialuzmia
      @silvialuzmia Месяц назад +49

      Silly Bisexual, always be cute

    • @hoarauthomas1006
      @hoarauthomas1006 Месяц назад +2

      don't confuse her with that guy. . .

    • @mayayamato7351
      @mayayamato7351 Месяц назад +5

      uh you know its... reverse psychology? im not sure if the bisexual got her or if she got the bisexual tho

    • @ianweckhorst3200
      @ianweckhorst3200 Месяц назад +12

      Yeah usually they come out of the closet instead

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 Месяц назад +4

      There can be only 1 bisexual in this water!

  • @scyfrix
    @scyfrix Месяц назад +1253

    So if anyone doesn't know the context and wants to know, this environment is from one of the Metal Gear games. You're a sniper trying to protect someone as they move along that path in the distance. There is in fact a bisexual threat involved. Any more info than that could potentially count as spoilers, but there you go.

    • @Acorn_Anomaly
      @Acorn_Anomaly Месяц назад +473

      "There is in fact a bisexual threat involved" is probably the best way you could've phrased that.

    • @YGK-tu8cy
      @YGK-tu8cy Месяц назад +67

      That third sentence is as good as gold.

    • @Darkwolfsbane
      @Darkwolfsbane Месяц назад +87

      That bisexual threat is vamp isn't it

    • @axel76767
      @axel76767 Месяц назад +22

      Bingo

    • @LopsidedMoz
      @LopsidedMoz Месяц назад +13

      Is it a bisexual giant octopus?

  • @BloodRedFox2008
    @BloodRedFox2008 Месяц назад +585

    “So he’s called Vamp because he’s literally a vampire?”
    “No it’s because he bi.”
    Gotta love Kojimbo’s writing.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Месяц назад +55

      He always at Biboo's Bury the Cringe level of "Yes, why?"-confident shitposting

    • @nomukun1138
      @nomukun1138 28 дней назад

      But also, he is literally a vampire.

    • @hoarauthomas1006
      @hoarauthomas1006 27 дней назад +2

      @@nomukun1138 No Vamp is not a vampire. Did you played the game ?

  • @steeveedragoon
    @steeveedragoon Месяц назад +115

    As a bisexual, I can confirm that we do in fact swim in the water looking for our prey.

  • @volatileepiphanies5547
    @volatileepiphanies5547 Месяц назад +83

    "I sure hope no bisexuals come out of the water"" sounds like a Kojima line.

  • @SuperInsanewolf
    @SuperInsanewolf Месяц назад +49

    it still throws me for a loop that that is Vamp's canon lore, that he got his name cause he likes men AND women

    • @thelostone2008
      @thelostone2008 Месяц назад +16

      It just comes so out of left field, Iriquois Pliskin is telling you about how vamp survived a building collapse by drinking his parents blood, Raiden goes "so they call him Vamp because of that?" And Pliskin immediately goes "actually its because he's bisexual" and then the codec call ends.

  • @Random_Fanguy
    @Random_Fanguy Месяц назад +258

    Bisexual Mint be like: "I'm kinda gay."

    • @sandenson
      @sandenson Месяц назад +7

      +2

    • @jees-1517
      @jees-1517 Месяц назад +4

      something something you're using it for the first time

  • @paperverp
    @paperverp Месяц назад +316

    Bisexuals usually grow in the seabed

    • @synphilia4776
      @synphilia4776 Месяц назад +25

      We crawl out of the volcanic fissures at birth

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Месяц назад +6

      Except the desert bisexuals.

    • @Stachelbeeerchen
      @Stachelbeeerchen Месяц назад +3

      Did I miss the last Bisexual meeting..? I didn't know that fact.

    • @codyholley
      @codyholley Месяц назад +8

      ​@@synphilia4776 don't forget the artic bisexuals.... They usually burrow out of the snow

    • @Voidi-Void
      @Voidi-Void Месяц назад

      Fuck lungs, i don't wanna get yp today.

  • @cybersamurai2049
    @cybersamurai2049 Месяц назад +116

    Those bisexuals are always lurking in the waters

    • @Stachelbeeerchen
      @Stachelbeeerchen Месяц назад +4

      Beaches are pretty great for Bisexuals!
      That's were they can just be bi themselves While admiring beauty in swimwear.

    • @Voidi-Void
      @Voidi-Void Месяц назад +2

      Boo.

  • @WinterFrost_MimikyuLiker
    @WinterFrost_MimikyuLiker Месяц назад +17

    I strut slowly out of the water with a coral staff in hand, leading a group of small bisexuals.
    “That is your target. Fuck ‘em up.”

  • @jor4114
    @jor4114 Месяц назад +244

    Mint: "Sure hope there's no bisexuals in the water!"
    Also Mint: *Falls in.*
    Well, *now* there's at least one in the water.

  • @ecstasyeyes_
    @ecstasyeyes_ Месяц назад +80

    My bad I was on stand-bi LMAOOO (I'm so sorry)

    • @realmaggymage
      @realmaggymage Месяц назад +5

      I feel like you should be more sorry about that lmao than the joke

    • @ecstasyeyes_
      @ecstasyeyes_ Месяц назад

      @@realmaggymage I apologise for everything I said 😭

    • @adimaiuniversal4361
      @adimaiuniversal4361 Месяц назад +1

      🦗🦗🦗

  • @darkrexkigntstone8773
    @darkrexkigntstone8773 Месяц назад +45

    Come you say?! Rise out of the water.

  • @MisterFael
    @MisterFael Месяц назад +19

    Vamp: I'm bored and I need attention! **shank**

  • @Tezasaurus
    @Tezasaurus Месяц назад +9

    She's scrambling, looking to fill that void. Big Shell in VR Chat will not satisfy her brainrot. She *will* play Metal Gear Survive. It's only a matter of time.

  • @dimosguy
    @dimosguy Месяц назад +30

    Oh she's talking about Vamp from Metal gear 😂

  • @matchanavi
    @matchanavi Месяц назад +9

    This is so funny without context

    • @Voidi-Void
      @Voidi-Void Месяц назад +1

      The context doesn't help that too much.

  • @yamasail
    @yamasail Месяц назад +5

    Me reading the video title before clicking: "What the hell?"
    Me one second after the video starts: "Oh..."

  • @DrMintster
    @DrMintster Месяц назад +2

    As a bisexual, I can confirm we swim around in the water very similarly to sharks.
    Also that we're weak to bullets but, as I am to understand it, that's not a unique trait of ours.

  • @khhnator
    @khhnator Месяц назад +5

    i thought bisexuals were stuff of legends

  • @OnimoIndustries
    @OnimoIndustries Месяц назад +8

    I just came out of the water to my parents and they blew my kneecaps out.

  • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988
    @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 Месяц назад +2

    "Uh, Mint don't you mean vampire bats?

  • @koboldparty4708
    @koboldparty4708 Месяц назад +4

    I do not recognize the bisexuals in the water.

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster Месяц назад +1

    "EE? Raiden, were there bisexuals in the water!?"-Otacon, probably

  • @adriannebee2056
    @adriannebee2056 Месяц назад +2

    I was expecting Vamp lmao

  • @adimaiuniversal4361
    @adimaiuniversal4361 Месяц назад

    0:42 Me: *Jaws theme plays*

  • @realisticwater
    @realisticwater Месяц назад

    *cackles bisexually*

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox Месяц назад +1

    NOT THE EE REFERENCE 😭

  • @DrKurapikaIsDrowning
    @DrKurapikaIsDrowning Месяц назад +6

    You do not recognize the bisexuals in the water

  • @TheDeanofLean
    @TheDeanofLean Месяц назад +1

    Oh! Yeah, that's right, Vamp!

  • @kanaesbestie8545
    @kanaesbestie8545 Месяц назад

    i was thinking of a certain feesh

  • @velvetbutterfly
    @velvetbutterfly Месяц назад

    I didn't recognize this as Big Shell. I saw the "water" as like asphalt or something and the water was far in the background

  • @Maveno-661
    @Maveno-661 Месяц назад +1

    "You do not recognize the bissexuals in the water. I repeat: You do not recognize the bissexuals in the water" 2316 moment

  • @ShahroozSmith
    @ShahroozSmith Месяц назад

    Mint: I hope there aren't any bisexuals in the waters out to get me! Teehee!
    Vlad: *Head slowly pops out from watert* Like I'm that dumb enough to attack a ghost- *Gets headshot in the forehead*
    Raiden: COLONEL! I DID IT! I MANAGED TO HELP MINT AVOID DROWNING!

  • @XxXsoapXxX
    @XxXsoapXxX Месяц назад

    as a bisexual marine biologist: yes.

  • @TOBY-jy7bz
    @TOBY-jy7bz Месяц назад +4

    Bisexuals can split into two. That's what the bi stands for. We have no chance in a fight against them
    Edit:what kind of sin did I commit for the auto-correction to brutally murder my comment like this

    • @corndawgtabrocker6969
      @corndawgtabrocker6969 Месяц назад +1

      As a bisexual, we can actually split ourselves into how many genders there are

  • @VictorHuff
    @VictorHuff Месяц назад +8

    I fully expected Doki to emerge from the depths.

  • @IronMan3582
    @IronMan3582 Месяц назад +2

    She's talking about Vamp

  • @smallsnake9172
    @smallsnake9172 Месяц назад

    When she said this I swore I was mishearing her

  • @PoorlyDrawnSmileyFace
    @PoorlyDrawnSmileyFace Месяц назад +4

    Not enough of y'all have played MGS2 and it shows.

  • @sundaytube4007
    @sundaytube4007 Месяц назад +1

    No guys its just a metal gear reference

  • @matiasmacchiavello
    @matiasmacchiavello Месяц назад +5

    Mint: I hope no bisexuals come out of the water
    Me: aren’t they your people?

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Месяц назад +4

      Yes, she doesn't want to compete for attention with other bisexuals on that single location

  • @Shendue
    @Shendue Месяц назад

    Oh, oh. I get it. Took me a bit. I know the context, and I recognized the environment, but I didn't make 2+2.
    Then I read the comments mentioning there is indeed a bisexual threat in MGS and I was, like, "oooooh, right, right, that's true". 😅

  • @Raoul.
    @Raoul. Месяц назад

    *me in the water, biding my time* (pun intended)

  • @brian_Austin27
    @brian_Austin27 Месяц назад

    Bisexuals: shit she found us out

  • @BurnByMoonlight
    @BurnByMoonlight Месяц назад +1

    It’s not the water you need to watch, it’s usually the closet they come out of.

  • @burnttoast26
    @burnttoast26 Месяц назад

    The water, us bisexuals' natural habitat

  • @ulrickts
    @ulrickts Месяц назад

    They were too busy projecting bisexual lighting on skeletons.
    Kudos to you if you got this.

  • @NighstarLayla
    @NighstarLayla Месяц назад

    There was no bisexuals in the water
    Until 0:50

  • @01100101011100100111
    @01100101011100100111 Месяц назад

    Fission has been mailed.

  • @Iridescent_Astraea
    @Iridescent_Astraea Месяц назад +1

    VampBire

  • @whalecrown
    @whalecrown Месяц назад

    i came from the bathroom
    open fire!

  • @rigen97
    @rigen97 Месяц назад +2

    You do not recognize the bisexual in the water.

  • @MajinManGTZ
    @MajinManGTZ Месяц назад

    IS THAT MOTHER BASE

  • @AnimeFan_2013
    @AnimeFan_2013 Месяц назад

    Hahahaha 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion Месяц назад +5

    "Don't forget to shoot if anything comes to get me!"
    "I sure hope no bisexuals come out of the water!"
    Mint is going on the rainbow hitlist for this one.

    • @hoarauthomas1006
      @hoarauthomas1006 Месяц назад

      bro that's an mgs 2 reference . . . and this scene is just about him and a nerd girl. . . what's wrong with. . .

  • @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU
    @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU Месяц назад +1

    no! Not the bisexuals!

  • @Arti_Novideos
    @Arti_Novideos Месяц назад

    she died :(

  • @radicant7283
    @radicant7283 Месяц назад

    Offshore decontamination facility Big Shell

  • @davidgusquiloor2665
    @davidgusquiloor2665 Месяц назад

    Is that where bi spawn from?

  • @MCInferno
    @MCInferno Месяц назад

    ee

  • @heyguys2002
    @heyguys2002 Месяц назад

    Doki:"My time has come"

  • @sleepypajamas2544
    @sleepypajamas2544 Месяц назад

    I...I don't get it..

  • @kreggur2864
    @kreggur2864 Месяц назад

    the fuck is going on

    • @hoarauthomas1006
      @hoarauthomas1006 Месяц назад

      She is referencing a metalgear solid 2 boss who jump out the water here. Won't spoil why but is name is Vamp. The origin of the joke is that when asking about Vamp you may thought that the game will explain to you that is name is Vamp, because vampire and explain how. . . but Snake without any context says that the guy's name is Vamp because he is bisexual. It became a meme that Vamp as his power due to him being bisexual not a Vampire. The thing is Vamp is not the short version for Vampire. A vamp is an attractive, dangerously flirtatious woman. Vamp was suppose to be a woman but kojima change it but kept attractive, dangerously flirtatious mixed it with the sexually free image of vampire. Aaaand sorry it,s difficult to make short explanation when talking about mgs

  • @mooparr
    @mooparr Месяц назад

    Aw hell nah, is that the cursed level from metal gear solid? 2 where you have to protect the obnoxious chick from snipers that you can't kill?!

  • @user_Z-
    @user_Z- Месяц назад

    Ok?

  • @BlackKnightsCommander
    @BlackKnightsCommander Месяц назад

    0:17 me when I'm trying to drown myself

  • @schnig01
    @schnig01 Месяц назад

    Someone called? If I'm not needed, let me get back down please, it's hot and dry up here.

  • @robertdoe3259
    @robertdoe3259 Месяц назад

    Wrong flag lol

  • @thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138
    @thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138 Месяц назад

    What simulator?

  • @screaming_cat2007
    @screaming_cat2007 Месяц назад +1

    Hi yes is me bisexual water fish

  • @NathanielPiscian
    @NathanielPiscian Месяц назад

    The bi: ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES /:)

  • @groerhahn225
    @groerhahn225 Месяц назад

    Also don't forget to take you meds guys. Or you might end up like poor Mint here.

  • @HuffdrewPaint
    @HuffdrewPaint Месяц назад

    Being bi was the least freaky thing about Vamp
    you know he got weird with it

  • @darthaegismissle7388
    @darthaegismissle7388 Месяц назад

    Of course she is, figures.

  • @pink_rosee
    @pink_rosee Месяц назад +2

    sorry it was me yall😔

  • @mythicalskeleton1546
    @mythicalskeleton1546 Месяц назад

    Boo

  • @cthulhuspawn6290
    @cthulhuspawn6290 Месяц назад +1

    Why would a bisexual be in the water? You can't even ride your bike there

  • @envynoson
    @envynoson Месяц назад

    Mint, you can't say that during pride month

  • @crim6221
    @crim6221 Месяц назад

    You do not recognize the bisexuals in the water