I remember those little grunts suicide bombing me while screaming nonsense. I may also have screamed when they did that, but you dont need to know that...
Vr chat? I thought it was 4 or 5 dudes working their damn hardest in gmod to animate it with physics guns. (Not implying that it was bad in any way it actually came out very good.)
I LOVE this! Yes! I love the intro music; very atmospheric. ❤️ *And I’m pretty sure those are dog tags you plan to use to strangle the Kig-Yar guard outside, Tic-Tak. I’ll take those back from you.. You may not keep them. Thanks.*
kurt Knispel Yes. I am referring to the Jackals. I always like to call the members of the Covenant by their scientific name. Grasslands is such a good book.
I actually really want to do a flood ASMR with all of the rhyming and stuff. I just have to figure out how to improv rhymes and poems that would be good enough.
Clandestine ASMR I would think that hardest part would be to get the voice right. They have a real deep and foreboding voice. But I guess you could throw some filters on it
@@ClandestineASMR well obviously it should be I mean to the flood but imagine flood asmr oh god it would be nice but also creepy ... considering well the lore of the flood 030
I think it’s funny how Grunts never had anything against humans, yet they saw Elites as gods, and since Elites hated Humans, so did Grunts What’s funny is the fact that Grunts don’t even hate humanity in the events of Halo 3, they’re just forced to obey
Actually, from what I remember, grunts were the first species in the Covenant to take a great interest in human culture. What I am saying is it is entirely reasonable for grunts to know who Batman is.
My dream has come true! This is pretty well done. Nice work man👍 I love how you threw in the Waffle Elite reference haha. I hope they escape and meet up with Waffle heh
Why thank you. Yeah, the only models I could find were that one and the Grunt Ultra from Reach. I decided to go with this one in the end just because he has a little more face showing while the ultra has a full mask on. I guess I was hoping the face would allow the viewers to connect with him a little more (even if he is just an unblinking, alien model from 2001, haha). Maybe he'll get an upgrade if he shows up again, we'll see. Thank you for the advice.
They have taken prisoners a few times. Halo 3, Sierra 117, they captured Johnson and his crew. Truth Captured Johnson to activate the Halo Array in Halo 3. They Captured Miranda Keyes and Johnson in Halo 2. In Halo Combat Evolved, you can rescue several captured humans in the Truth and Reconciliation. In Halo 4, Spartan Ops, they capture Crimson. Halo Wars: Captured Anders Halo Wars 2, there's a mission where you go around rescuing captured survivors. Halo 5: Juul 'Mdama Captured Halsey. I may have missed many examples, but oh well.
@@zilentis1835 But to be honest, The Covenant did have holding cells Primarily for their own prisoners. Traitors and their the Heretics would likely be held in there. It probably wasn't until discovery of needing humans to activate Forerunner devices that the cells were repurposed for humans.
You did a great job on this video Clandestine ASMR! :3 I thought it was very cute to listen to. But I was wondering, what do you think about a Jackal character or another Elite perhaps? Or maybe continue with our current Elite friend. c:
Thank you very much. And I definitely plan to bring back Waffle the Elite at some point. He was a lot of fun. And a Jackal character could be interesting too. Maybe Tic Tac's Batman friend even, haha.
Yeah that sounds like fun! c: I was going to add originally that I'm not even sure what a Jackal would sound like. x3 Their dialogue from Halo 5 was cool but extremely limited.
Am I a sad human? Considering that I used to be conquering the landscapes of Halo and painting its hills with the blood of your kind and now I've gone from that to being bitch slapped by a little grunt in a jail cell, yes I'd say I've gotten very sad.
Only thing that disturbed me was that he called himself "Grunt" instead of Unggoy, which most grunts do. Most species in the covenant will call each other out by species name, but otherwise, good work!
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Grunt: "You dumb human."
Me: *"Boy, you in this cell, too. You ain't special."*
Lol
Frank Tidepod
xD
Best comment on here ever. 👌🏻
You true
Haha
Oh a cute grunt!
"Stupid Human"
*WHERE IS MY MAGNUM*
Poor Tictac!
*starts screaming maniaclyy*
This is legendary on halo 2 og
I remember those little grunts suicide bombing me while screaming nonsense.
I may also have screamed when they did that, but you dont need to know that...
TheGamingDino *running with plasma grenades* Th’ Allim AFIN’
Exodus halo reach, always shit mah pants
TheGamingDino ALLAHU ACKBAR
TheGamingDino they followed a different prophet, not Truth, but muhhamad
NOOOO the check points right there AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "BOOM" (•_•(
Finally someone made an ASMR Roleplay using VR Chat.
Vr chat? I thought it was 4 or 5 dudes working their damn hardest in gmod to animate it with physics guns. (Not implying that it was bad in any way it actually came out very good.)
@@deltaduxdan816 Yeah, and he used a Green Screen on the Camera so he could add the Halo 5 Background.
@@Domibun_ probably a custom world
@@deltaduxdan816 lol
Grunt: Is Grunt making you sad and scared?
Me: No Grunt is making me annoyed and testing my temperament.
Oh no, that doesn’t sound relaxing.
@@ClandestineASMR lol!
Grunt: *closes in mocking me*
Me: *Headbutts him making him cartwheel to death*
You are a captive marine. Not a Spartan.
@@NoblePhantasm02 how do you know? Spartans are humans too
@@low-budgefudge2164 Simple! A Spartan would have escaped!
@@NoblePhantasm02 and also mr tik tak over here took u in. I don’t think a Spartan would allow that lol
@@splashion see this guy gets it
"human, sleeping?"
*immediately punches*
Grunt from Halo ASMR... I've seen weirder. But this is up there.
The grunt looks adorable
My favorite part about grunts is when you can melee the fin off of their back causing them to become a beyblade.
After playing CE on legendary, if there’s one thing that I’ve learned to never underestimate, it’s a grunt.
Or more specifically, a grunt major.
15:18 *have you ever heard about The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise*
Yes actually I have. JAR JAR BINKS IS DARTH PLAGUEIS!
I'm gonna play some halo after this and teabag some grunts dedicated to you. 🤩
I've been waiting so long for another halo asmr video and it's finally here!
Words can’t describe how cool this is and how much I like this!!
Yes! You made another one! I've been waiting so long!
This is strange but this is also good. Was this done with vrchat or something. I feel like it was
Yesith. It was in VR Chatty.
DreamspiderX it looks like face rig honestly
UR PFP😂😂😂😂
(Takes shrooms once)
Now I’m seeing aliens
@@Hunter-humangood....
I'm just proud of whoever did this video.
I've waited years for this :)
The Hive-mind is pleased.
=P
Mmmm, yes, another personality for the outer gods to feast upon...
XIcrimsonIX THIS IS NOT YOUR GRAVE.....BUT.... YOU. ARE. WELCOME. IN. IT!!!!
(*cocks shotgun with fearful intent*)
1:36 my favorite part.
First "waffles" now "tic tac"
Edit:all jokes aside keep it up you put a lot of hard work in these videos,thank you.
TicTac would probably be an actual Unggoy name. As for waffle, it's probably Wa 'Fel for a Sangheili name.
I can smell his breath through the video
This is absolutely amazing
8:06 he was probably fine elites have energy shielding.
HE JUST FUCKIN RIGHT HOOKS YOU LMAO
If this thing calls me dumb one more time
Yapyap sleepy now
Little does he know that I am Spartan-0000, a headhunter and I could break these restraints faster than you could say Thel’ Vadem.
I legit felt that slap 😂
Dude getting headshots with birthday effects on was the most satisfying thing
This is why i have that one grunt head exploding skull on at all times
I’m pleased to see another one of these, this is very nice!
Umm wtf with this amount of effort and high quality production,you seriously need more attention and fans
And deserve*
Oml, I just found you and now I'm in love
We all walk on the green mile.
I LOVE this! Yes! I love the intro music; very atmospheric. ❤️
*And I’m pretty sure those are dog tags you plan to use to strangle the Kig-Yar guard outside, Tic-Tak. I’ll take those back from you.. You may not keep them. Thanks.*
Kig-yar? Oh you mean the jackals. Have you ever read the book Glasslands?
kurt Knispel
Yes. I am referring to the Jackals. I always like to call the members of the Covenant by their scientific name. Grasslands is such a good book.
Threw me off when a grunt started talking about Batman....
He's a fan of the guy.
@@ClandestineASMR .....far out....
That’s actually the exact reason I thought I could get away with this, haha.
Halo 1 grunts were always my favorite
I have seen it all when it comes to ASMR, But this is a whole nother level
Gravemind asmr would be awesome. With his huge booming voice.
I actually really want to do a flood ASMR with all of the rhyming and stuff. I just have to figure out how to improv rhymes and poems that would be good enough.
Clandestine ASMR I would think that hardest part would be to get the voice right. They have a real deep and foreboding voice. But I guess you could throw some filters on it
@@ClandestineASMR
Remake an ASMR situation of Halo 2' s Cutscene where the Arbiter and Chief meet the Gravemind.
Clandestine ASMR Have to put in the scene where it wasn’t chiefs grave
I just thought of something unholy and i want this The Flood Asmr
"I? I am a monument to all your sins." -said the Gravemind, whispering in your ear, trying to help you relax cause he's actually a pretty nice dude.
@@ClandestineASMR "shudders softly"
@@SwtWb Haha, that's a pretty accurate response.
@@ClandestineASMR well obviously it should be I mean to the flood but imagine flood asmr oh god it would be nice but also creepy ... considering well the lore of the flood 030
HES BACK
U always know how to please me :) u never seize to entertain thx;)
Glad to be of service, dear peanut. :)
I think it’s funny how Grunts never had anything against humans, yet they saw Elites as gods, and since Elites hated Humans, so did Grunts
What’s funny is the fact that Grunts don’t even hate humanity in the events of Halo 3, they’re just forced to obey
Not the first time a grunt put me to sleep
Fun fact! 1:40 You would actually be dead considering the Unggoy Biology in lore!
This fun fact isn’t fun but, ok.
Yup, they have the strength of a goddamn gorilla and are 4.75 ft tall😊😊
@@inbeat7469THIS WAS A FULL 3 YEARS AGO!?!?!
Thank you for the time trip brave traveler!
Actually, from what I remember, grunts were the first species in the Covenant to take a great interest in human culture.
What I am saying is it is entirely reasonable for grunts to know who Batman is.
I doubt batman will be remembered 500 years in the future like that.
Buzzkill
Damn grunt punched me
i love this
I got SO sad when he started to freak out about me calling asleep! 😂
My dream has come true!
This is pretty well done. Nice work man👍 I love how you threw in the Waffle Elite reference haha. I hope they escape and meet up with Waffle heh
Grunt says I’m dumb
Me and squad of boots on the ground :that’s are job
Quiet unggoy!
UNDERRATED
omg los grunts si que saben hacer asmr
Only gripe is have is that the model is the CE Grunt instead of a Reach or H3 Grunt clandestine is an amazing filmographer
Why thank you. Yeah, the only models I could find were that one and the Grunt Ultra from Reach. I decided to go with this one in the end just because he has a little more face showing while the ultra has a full mask on. I guess I was hoping the face would allow the viewers to connect with him a little more (even if he is just an unblinking, alien model from 2001, haha). Maybe he'll get an upgrade if he shows up again, we'll see. Thank you for the advice.
I want a grunt to be my friend lol to be honest his insults are training me for my bully. #gruntlife
Grunt:you are a dumb dumb human. Me:well I have a head to headbutt you.
Holy shit you came back!
Grunt: “human sleeping?”
*BITCH SLAP*
Yes!!! A new one!!! Huge fan of your work
Thanks! I hope you enjoy the video. :)
Grunt: Dumb Human!
Me five minutes later: Backstab!
"If the Demon knew about this, you'll know a new meaning of Hell."
This is such a fanfic
He has 5 miniuts to stop mocking me or else I will grunt birthday party his ass
Plz do more
One is in the making this very moment actually. ;)
Me: Is asleep.
Grunt: *Fucking DECKS me* "Now your awake"
5:35 bro farted
How did you do it? VR? Impressive.
This made me really happy XD
This is when you remember covenant don't take any survivors
Director Nerd sometimes they do.
Otherwise there would be no need for cells aboard a military vessel (such as the Truth and Reconciliation)
They have taken prisoners a few times. Halo 3, Sierra 117, they captured Johnson and his crew.
Truth Captured Johnson to activate the Halo Array in Halo 3.
They Captured Miranda Keyes and Johnson in Halo 2.
In Halo Combat Evolved, you can rescue several captured humans in the Truth and Reconciliation.
In Halo 4, Spartan Ops, they capture Crimson.
Halo Wars: Captured Anders
Halo Wars 2, there's a mission where you go around rescuing captured survivors.
Halo 5: Juul 'Mdama Captured Halsey.
I may have missed many examples, but oh well.
@@zilentis1835
But to be honest, The Covenant did have holding cells Primarily for their own prisoners. Traitors and their the Heretics would likely be held in there. It probably wasn't until discovery of needing humans to activate Forerunner devices that the cells were repurposed for humans.
Yup. I sure did look up Halo ASMR. I'm a intellectual, obviously.
They’re both pretty fun topics.
I’m awake tic-tac let’s escape no I was just meditating for a minute Nooo
I wanna see one about a monke aka Brutes
Ah yes a grunt slaking off
you’re back
Can I name him yepyap the conqueror
1:37 god I laughed so had at this!
“Ha dude that looks just like my momma”.
He's.... He's adorable..... I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about this...
I really felt like a halo man
You did a great job on this video Clandestine ASMR! :3 I thought it was very cute to listen to. But I was wondering, what do you think about a Jackal character or another Elite perhaps? Or maybe continue with our current Elite friend. c:
Thank you very much. And I definitely plan to bring back Waffle the Elite at some point. He was a lot of fun. And a Jackal character could be interesting too. Maybe Tic Tac's Batman friend even, haha.
Yeah that sounds like fun! c: I was going to add originally that I'm not even sure what a Jackal would sound like. x3 Their dialogue from Halo 5 was cool but extremely limited.
That's true. It's definitely something I'll have to look into.
Am I a sad human? Considering that I used to be conquering the landscapes of Halo and painting its hills with the blood of your kind and now I've gone from that to being bitch slapped by a little grunt in a jail cell, yes I'd say I've gotten very sad.
This is awesome
*well, it aint human, its smol though, im talking about the smol who has the camera, honestly though this very interesting*
Plot Twist: You are a Spartan caught Sleeping.
Unrealistic but wouldn't it be cool to wake up, punch the grunt, break out, and go on a killing spree.
*draws concealed magnum
Trying to listen to asmr to help me sleep then youtube puts a loud ad halfway through the video god i hate youtube
Do more halo covenant asmr! I love it so much!
So I've wanted to know, are we portrayed as a spartan, unsc soldier, or a civilian in these series?
Something weak enough to be captured by a grunt so probably not a Spartan.
1:39 Bitch Slap
I had to play halo cause this thing called me stupid and killed 39 grunts
Only thing that disturbed me was that he called himself "Grunt" instead of Unggoy, which most grunts do. Most species in the covenant will call each other out by species name, but otherwise, good work!
I get this a lot actually haha. In my experience there have been many instances in the games where they call themselves 'grunt', 'elite', and so on.
RUclips: u like halo so u will love asmr with halo
Me: ?????
Was RUclips right?
@@ClandestineASMR very correct they were
Does he have the Fist of Rukt tho?
StUPID HuMaN
YAY🎉 if you get it you get it
i am sad now yes
Its so Fucking Cute(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ