The Whispering Grunt [Binaural Halo ASMR Roleplay/Machinima]

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
  • After capturing you off of Halo, a Covenant Grunt Major is thrown right into the same jail cell as you. And now you have to work together to escape. Listen to the soothing sounds of his grunt voice as he interrogates and calls you names. For your relaxation of course. He is a nice and sleepy Unggoy.
    A sleepy Unggoy who plans to use ASMR triggers and tingles to eliminate the jail guard outside. What else would a grunt use to fight off enemies? So he grabs some essential ASMR tools to show you before you make the grand escape. Unfortunately however it seems ASMR also works on you and instead this little grunt is helping you fall into a deep sleep.
    It's been a while since I did one of these, so here's another! Everyone seems to really like Halo Machinima ASMR so I'll make them when I can. For now let this Grunt Major assist you in sleeping well, friends.
    (NOTE: I HAVE A DISCORD, COME AND HANG OUT - / discord )
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    A S M R stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and represents a form of relaxation response where the viewer/listener gets a tingling feeling on their back, neck, head, etc. Not everyone feels this when watching or listening to ASMR but it does not mean they cannot find it enjoyable! A lot of people can still find it regularly relaxing and just as nice even without the tingles. So either way, if you are new to it or if you have experience, I hope you like the video and your ventures in the relaxation universe.
    Enjoy the video? Let me know your thoughts and opinions in the comments! :)

Комментарии • 238

  • @franktidepod8724
    @franktidepod8724 5 лет назад +247

    Grunt: "You dumb human."
    Me: *"Boy, you in this cell, too. You ain't special."*

  • @mdioxd9200
    @mdioxd9200 4 года назад +82

    Oh a cute grunt!
    "Stupid Human"
    *WHERE IS MY MAGNUM*

  • @RiGuy
    @RiGuy 5 лет назад +145

    I remember those little grunts suicide bombing me while screaming nonsense.
    I may also have screamed when they did that, but you dont need to know that...

    • @crusaderofthewest3122
      @crusaderofthewest3122 5 лет назад +3

      TheGamingDino *running with plasma grenades* Th’ Allim AFIN’

    • @thesaviorof8230
      @thesaviorof8230 5 лет назад +5

      Exodus halo reach, always shit mah pants

    • @double1777
      @double1777 4 года назад +3

      TheGamingDino ALLAHU ACKBAR

    • @RyanB.-pk5qj
      @RyanB.-pk5qj 4 года назад +2

      TheGamingDino they followed a different prophet, not Truth, but muhhamad

    • @a_wisepenny9227
      @a_wisepenny9227 4 года назад +3

      NOOOO the check points right there AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "BOOM" (•_•(

  • @lindsaym.8267
    @lindsaym.8267 4 года назад +51

    Grunt: Is Grunt making you sad and scared?
    Me: No Grunt is making me annoyed and testing my temperament.

  • @Domibun_
    @Domibun_ 5 лет назад +86

    Finally someone made an ASMR Roleplay using VR Chat.

    • @deltaduxdan816
      @deltaduxdan816 5 лет назад +10

      Vr chat? I thought it was 4 or 5 dudes working their damn hardest in gmod to animate it with physics guns. (Not implying that it was bad in any way it actually came out very good.)

    • @Domibun_
      @Domibun_ 5 лет назад +6

      @@deltaduxdan816 Yeah, and he used a Green Screen on the Camera so he could add the Halo 5 Background.

    • @ColonelPasty
      @ColonelPasty 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Domibun_ probably a custom world

    • @ThyScallywag-fw5lp
      @ThyScallywag-fw5lp 2 месяца назад

      ​@@deltaduxdan816 lol

  • @complain9269
    @complain9269 5 лет назад +47

    Grunt from Halo ASMR... I've seen weirder. But this is up there.

  • @anotherraingr
    @anotherraingr 5 лет назад +41

    Grunt: *closes in mocking me*
    Me: *Headbutts him making him cartwheel to death*

    • @NoblePhantasm02
      @NoblePhantasm02 3 года назад +2

      You are a captive marine. Not a Spartan.

    • @low-budgefudge2164
      @low-budgefudge2164 3 года назад

      @@NoblePhantasm02 how do you know? Spartans are humans too

    • @NoblePhantasm02
      @NoblePhantasm02 3 года назад +2

      @@low-budgefudge2164 Simple! A Spartan would have escaped!

    • @splashion
      @splashion 3 года назад

      @@NoblePhantasm02 and also mr tik tak over here took u in. I don’t think a Spartan would allow that lol

    • @NoblePhantasm02
      @NoblePhantasm02 3 года назад

      @@splashion see this guy gets it

  • @lityfity4197
    @lityfity4197 5 лет назад +18

    "human, sleeping?"
    *immediately punches*

  • @LuckyArceus
    @LuckyArceus 4 года назад +14

    My favorite part about grunts is when you can melee the fin off of their back causing them to become a beyblade.

  • @double1777
    @double1777 4 года назад +8

    After playing CE on legendary, if there’s one thing that I’ve learned to never underestimate, it’s a grunt.
    Or more specifically, a grunt major.

  • @NazmusLabs
    @NazmusLabs 5 лет назад +11

    The grunt looks adorable

  • @KoolestDudeNTheBlock
    @KoolestDudeNTheBlock 5 лет назад +27

    I'm gonna play some halo after this and teabag some grunts dedicated to you. 🤩

  • @dannyrank123
    @dannyrank123 5 лет назад +83

    This is strange but this is also good. Was this done with vrchat or something. I feel like it was

    • @complain9269
      @complain9269 5 лет назад +6

      Yesith. It was in VR Chatty.

    • @dangerdolo2242
      @dangerdolo2242 5 лет назад +4

      DreamspiderX it looks like face rig honestly

    • @cole9893
      @cole9893 5 лет назад +2

      UR PFP😂😂😂😂

  • @MrGuy-ri6zm
    @MrGuy-ri6zm 5 лет назад +25

    I've been waiting so long for another halo asmr video and it's finally here!

  • @Jlr9000
    @Jlr9000 2 года назад +8

    Words can’t describe how cool this is and how much I like this!!

  • @ConCon05
    @ConCon05 5 лет назад +27

    Yes! You made another one! I've been waiting so long!

  • @elcampro1149
    @elcampro1149 5 лет назад +15

    15:18 *have you ever heard about The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise*

    • @sukhoisu-24fencer3
      @sukhoisu-24fencer3 5 лет назад +4

      Yes actually I have. JAR JAR BINKS IS DARTH PLAGUEIS!

  • @eduardonetz7584
    @eduardonetz7584 5 лет назад +10

    I'm just proud of whoever did this video.

  • @KaiBlair26
    @KaiBlair26 5 лет назад +15

    I've waited years for this :)

  • @dariantillman7050
    @dariantillman7050 5 лет назад +75

    (Takes shrooms once)

    • @Hunter-human
      @Hunter-human 6 месяцев назад

      Now I’m seeing aliens

  • @lilpunkboy1626
    @lilpunkboy1626 5 лет назад +8

    This is absolutely amazing

  • @XIcrimsonIX
    @XIcrimsonIX 5 лет назад +48

    The Hive-mind is pleased.
    =P

    • @ClandestineASMR
      @ClandestineASMR  5 лет назад +7

      Mmmm, yes, another personality for the outer gods to feast upon...

    • @crusaderofthewest3122
      @crusaderofthewest3122 5 лет назад +5

      XIcrimsonIX THIS IS NOT YOUR GRAVE.....BUT.... YOU. ARE. WELCOME. IN. IT!!!!

    • @pj5403
      @pj5403 3 года назад

      (*cocks shotgun with fearful intent*)

  • @Tywild327
    @Tywild327 5 лет назад +20

    First "waffles" now "tic tac"
    Edit:all jokes aside keep it up you put a lot of hard work in these videos,thank you.

    • @adiandodson5636
      @adiandodson5636 5 лет назад +4

      TicTac would probably be an actual Unggoy name. As for waffle, it's probably Wa 'Fel for a Sangheili name.

  • @deltaduxdan816
    @deltaduxdan816 5 лет назад +10

    1:36 my favorite part.

  • @fanamatakecick97
    @fanamatakecick97 5 лет назад +5

    I think it’s funny how Grunts never had anything against humans, yet they saw Elites as gods, and since Elites hated Humans, so did Grunts
    What’s funny is the fact that Grunts don’t even hate humanity in the events of Halo 3, they’re just forced to obey

  • @parkercook2012
    @parkercook2012 4 года назад +1

    Dude getting headshots with birthday effects on was the most satisfying thing

  • @pinl100
    @pinl100 5 лет назад +4

    I’m pleased to see another one of these, this is very nice!

  • @pj5403
    @pj5403 3 года назад +1

    This is why i have that one grunt head exploding skull on at all times

  • @jellyfishman3681
    @jellyfishman3681 5 лет назад +6

    I can smell his breath through the video

  • @crusaderofthewest3122
    @crusaderofthewest3122 5 лет назад +6

    Little does he know that I am Spartan-0000, a headhunter and I could break these restraints faster than you could say Thel’ Vadem.

  • @SilentShadow07
    @SilentShadow07 5 лет назад +4

    I LOVE this! Yes! I love the intro music; very atmospheric. ❤️
    *And I’m pretty sure those are dog tags you plan to use to strangle the Kig-Yar guard outside, Tic-Tak. I’ll take those back from you.. You may not keep them. Thanks.*

    • @sukhoisu-24fencer3
      @sukhoisu-24fencer3 5 лет назад +1

      Kig-yar? Oh you mean the jackals. Have you ever read the book Glasslands?

    • @SilentShadow07
      @SilentShadow07 4 года назад

      kurt Knispel
      Yes. I am referring to the Jackals. I always like to call the members of the Covenant by their scientific name. Grasslands is such a good book.

  • @robertknight2615
    @robertknight2615 5 лет назад +12

    If this thing calls me dumb one more time

  • @double1777
    @double1777 4 года назад +4

    HE JUST FUCKIN RIGHT HOOKS YOU LMAO

  • @NoblePhantasm02
    @NoblePhantasm02 3 года назад +6

    Fun fact! 1:40 You would actually be dead considering the Unggoy Biology in lore!

  • @michaelirizzz121
    @michaelirizzz121 2 года назад

    Halo 1 grunts were always my favorite

  • @Zapzap3132jarek
    @Zapzap3132jarek 5 лет назад +18

    My dream has come true!
    This is pretty well done. Nice work man👍 I love how you threw in the Waffle Elite reference haha. I hope they escape and meet up with Waffle heh

  • @insertnamehere7564
    @insertnamehere7564 5 лет назад +11

    Oml, I just found you and now I'm in love

  • @loudpedal4108
    @loudpedal4108 5 лет назад +1

    Umm wtf with this amount of effort and high quality production,you seriously need more attention and fans

  • @bananaslug7552
    @bananaslug7552 5 лет назад

    I have seen it all when it comes to ASMR, But this is a whole nother level

  • @Peanig
    @Peanig 5 лет назад +3

    U always know how to please me :) u never seize to entertain thx;)

  • @COUNTERCOM
    @COUNTERCOM Год назад +1

    8:06 he was probably fine elites have energy shielding.

  • @sum1601
    @sum1601 4 года назад

    Not the first time a grunt put me to sleep

  • @gamerjohnconnor9058
    @gamerjohnconnor9058 5 лет назад +9

    I legit felt that slap 😂

  • @ThatstopmoitonGRUNTfromHALO117
    @ThatstopmoitonGRUNTfromHALO117 23 дня назад +1

    Yapyap sleepy now

  • @w1z4rd99
    @w1z4rd99 5 лет назад +2

    Gravemind asmr would be awesome. With his huge booming voice.

    • @ClandestineASMR
      @ClandestineASMR  5 лет назад +1

      I actually really want to do a flood ASMR with all of the rhyming and stuff. I just have to figure out how to improv rhymes and poems that would be good enough.

    • @w1z4rd99
      @w1z4rd99 5 лет назад

      Clandestine ASMR I would think that hardest part would be to get the voice right. They have a real deep and foreboding voice. But I guess you could throw some filters on it

    • @adiandodson5636
      @adiandodson5636 5 лет назад

      @@ClandestineASMR
      Remake an ASMR situation of Halo 2' s Cutscene where the Arbiter and Chief meet the Gravemind.

    • @crusaderofthewest3122
      @crusaderofthewest3122 5 лет назад

      Clandestine ASMR Have to put in the scene where it wasn’t chiefs grave

  • @MacAndSheeeeesh
    @MacAndSheeeeesh Год назад +1

    Actually, from what I remember, grunts were the first species in the Covenant to take a great interest in human culture.
    What I am saying is it is entirely reasonable for grunts to know who Batman is.

  • @MichaelDoesStuff-
    @MichaelDoesStuff- 3 года назад +2

    i love this

  • @SwtWb
    @SwtWb 4 года назад +4

    I just thought of something unholy and i want this The Flood Asmr

    • @ClandestineASMR
      @ClandestineASMR  4 года назад +3

      "I? I am a monument to all your sins." -said the Gravemind, whispering in your ear, trying to help you relax cause he's actually a pretty nice dude.

    • @SwtWb
      @SwtWb 4 года назад +1

      @@ClandestineASMR "shudders softly"

    • @ClandestineASMR
      @ClandestineASMR  4 года назад +1

      @@SwtWb Haha, that's a pretty accurate response.

    • @SwtWb
      @SwtWb 4 года назад

      @@ClandestineASMR well obviously it should be I mean to the flood but imagine flood asmr oh god it would be nice but also creepy ... considering well the lore of the flood 030

  • @thepurespartanify
    @thepurespartanify 5 лет назад +3

    HES BACK

  • @gabrixdfbi6231
    @gabrixdfbi6231 3 года назад +1

    omg los grunts si que saben hacer asmr

  • @elliottedwards1163
    @elliottedwards1163 4 года назад +2

    I got SO sad when he started to freak out about me calling asleep! 😂

  • @interruptingcowmoo
    @interruptingcowmoo 5 лет назад +6

    I want a grunt to be my friend lol to be honest his insults are training me for my bully. #gruntlife

  • @crusaderofthewest3122
    @crusaderofthewest3122 5 лет назад +3

    We all walk on the green mile.

  • @axtondragunov1784
    @axtondragunov1784 5 лет назад +2

    Only gripe is have is that the model is the CE Grunt instead of a Reach or H3 Grunt clandestine is an amazing filmographer

    • @ClandestineASMR
      @ClandestineASMR  5 лет назад +2

      Why thank you. Yeah, the only models I could find were that one and the Grunt Ultra from Reach. I decided to go with this one in the end just because he has a little more face showing while the ultra has a full mask on. I guess I was hoping the face would allow the viewers to connect with him a little more (even if he is just an unblinking, alien model from 2001, haha). Maybe he'll get an upgrade if he shows up again, we'll see. Thank you for the advice.

  • @orlando9666
    @orlando9666 5 лет назад +1

    Holy shit you came back!

  • @bmo1015
    @bmo1015 5 лет назад +5

    Plz do more

    • @ClandestineASMR
      @ClandestineASMR  5 лет назад +2

      One is in the making this very moment actually. ;)

  • @invisibletree20
    @invisibletree20 5 лет назад +2

    Threw me off when a grunt started talking about Batman....

    • @ClandestineASMR
      @ClandestineASMR  5 лет назад +2

      He's a fan of the guy.

    • @invisibletree20
      @invisibletree20 5 лет назад

      @@ClandestineASMR .....far out....

    • @ClandestineASMR
      @ClandestineASMR  4 года назад +1

      That’s actually the exact reason I thought I could get away with this, haha.

  • @grizz8846
    @grizz8846 5 лет назад

    Yes!!! A new one!!! Huge fan of your work

  • @rickyjiggens2180
    @rickyjiggens2180 4 года назад +1

    UNDERRATED

  • @brianstabile165
    @brianstabile165 3 года назад

    Grunt says I’m dumb
    Me and squad of boots on the ground :that’s are job

  • @FortunateResolve
    @FortunateResolve 5 лет назад +3

    Damn grunt punched me

  • @jjclark1035
    @jjclark1035 4 года назад

    This is such a fanfic

  • @ioanpopov9830
    @ioanpopov9830 5 лет назад +1

    Quiet unggoy!

  • @blocozzy985
    @blocozzy985 3 года назад

    This made me really happy XD

  • @sarounroeuy3959
    @sarounroeuy3959 3 года назад

    Grunt:you are a dumb dumb human. Me:well I have a head to headbutt you.

  • @zana1680
    @zana1680 2 года назад

    "If the Demon knew about this, you'll know a new meaning of Hell."

  • @BladeBallPlayer_1
    @BladeBallPlayer_1 11 месяцев назад

    Grunt: Dumb Human!
    Me five minutes later: Backstab!

  • @w1z4rd99
    @w1z4rd99 4 года назад

    Me: Is asleep.
    Grunt: *Fucking DECKS me* "Now your awake"

  • @JackFrost-The-Ice-Boy
    @JackFrost-The-Ice-Boy 5 лет назад +2

    You did a great job on this video Clandestine ASMR! :3 I thought it was very cute to listen to. But I was wondering, what do you think about a Jackal character or another Elite perhaps? Or maybe continue with our current Elite friend. c:

    • @ClandestineASMR
      @ClandestineASMR  5 лет назад +2

      Thank you very much. And I definitely plan to bring back Waffle the Elite at some point. He was a lot of fun. And a Jackal character could be interesting too. Maybe Tic Tac's Batman friend even, haha.

    • @JackFrost-The-Ice-Boy
      @JackFrost-The-Ice-Boy 5 лет назад

      Yeah that sounds like fun! c: I was going to add originally that I'm not even sure what a Jackal would sound like. x3 Their dialogue from Halo 5 was cool but extremely limited.

    • @ClandestineASMR
      @ClandestineASMR  5 лет назад

      That's true. It's definitely something I'll have to look into.

  • @clownontherun3449
    @clownontherun3449 3 года назад

    Grunt: “human sleeping?”
    *BITCH SLAP*

  • @xhate1908
    @xhate1908 5 лет назад

    you’re back

  • @ORojinnal
    @ORojinnal 5 лет назад +1

    I’m awake tic-tac let’s escape no I was just meditating for a minute Nooo

  • @tuxedotrooper8821
    @tuxedotrooper8821 5 лет назад

    He has 5 miniuts to stop mocking me or else I will grunt birthday party his ass

  • @gamesmasher7120
    @gamesmasher7120 4 года назад +2

    Yup. I sure did look up Halo ASMR. I'm a intellectual, obviously.

  • @directornerd9794
    @directornerd9794 5 лет назад +1

    This is when you remember covenant don't take any survivors

    • @zilentis1835
      @zilentis1835 5 лет назад

      Director Nerd sometimes they do.
      Otherwise there would be no need for cells aboard a military vessel (such as the Truth and Reconciliation)

    • @adiandodson5636
      @adiandodson5636 5 лет назад +1

      They have taken prisoners a few times. Halo 3, Sierra 117, they captured Johnson and his crew.
      Truth Captured Johnson to activate the Halo Array in Halo 3.
      They Captured Miranda Keyes and Johnson in Halo 2.
      In Halo Combat Evolved, you can rescue several captured humans in the Truth and Reconciliation.
      In Halo 4, Spartan Ops, they capture Crimson.
      Halo Wars: Captured Anders
      Halo Wars 2, there's a mission where you go around rescuing captured survivors.
      Halo 5: Juul 'Mdama Captured Halsey.
      I may have missed many examples, but oh well.

    • @adiandodson5636
      @adiandodson5636 5 лет назад

      @@zilentis1835
      But to be honest, The Covenant did have holding cells Primarily for their own prisoners. Traitors and their the Heretics would likely be held in there. It probably wasn't until discovery of needing humans to activate Forerunner devices that the cells were repurposed for humans.

  • @Gareth17andMinnie14
    @Gareth17andMinnie14 5 лет назад

    Do more halo covenant asmr! I love it so much!

  • @michaelfortner7564
    @michaelfortner7564 3 года назад +1

    I wanna see one about a monke aka Brutes

  • @zapstir3244
    @zapstir3244 Год назад

    1:37 god I laughed so had at this!

  • @battleboyfilms6545
    @battleboyfilms6545 5 лет назад

    This is awesome

  • @oakularoregon6623
    @oakularoregon6623 2 года назад +1

    How did you do it? VR? Impressive.

  • @Joeswanson42069
    @Joeswanson42069 4 года назад

    Ah yes a grunt slaking off

  • @adiandodson5636
    @adiandodson5636 5 лет назад +1

    Only thing that disturbed me was that he called himself "Grunt" instead of Unggoy, which most grunts do. Most species in the covenant will call each other out by species name, but otherwise, good work!

    • @ClandestineASMR
      @ClandestineASMR  5 лет назад

      I get this a lot actually haha. In my experience there have been many instances in the games where they call themselves 'grunt', 'elite', and so on.

  • @TheSlimyServer
    @TheSlimyServer Год назад +1

    5:35 bro farted

  • @alo1471
    @alo1471 2 года назад

    I really felt like a halo man

  • @Lindy-kv3wy
    @Lindy-kv3wy 5 лет назад

    “Ha dude that looks just like my momma”.

  • @88cryingwolf
    @88cryingwolf 2 года назад +1

    Am I a sad human? Considering that I used to be conquering the landscapes of Halo and painting its hills with the blood of your kind and now I've gone from that to being bitch slapped by a little grunt in a jail cell, yes I'd say I've gotten very sad.

  • @Joe-km5ou
    @Joe-km5ou 3 года назад +1

    Can I name him yepyap the conqueror

  • @the_doctor0094
    @the_doctor0094 2 месяца назад

    StUPID HuMaN
    YAY🎉 if you get it you get it

  • @ItsameArtic
    @ItsameArtic 3 года назад

    *well, it aint human, its smol though, im talking about the smol who has the camera, honestly though this very interesting*

  • @Rolutav
    @Rolutav 3 года назад +1

    So I've wanted to know, are we portrayed as a spartan, unsc soldier, or a civilian in these series?

    • @88cryingwolf
      @88cryingwolf 2 года назад +1

      Something weak enough to be captured by a grunt so probably not a Spartan.

  • @shipmastershadowofintent5249
    @shipmastershadowofintent5249 5 лет назад

    RUclips: u like halo so u will love asmr with halo
    Me: ?????

  • @JiviesThePivies
    @JiviesThePivies 4 года назад

    Plot Twist: You are a Spartan caught Sleeping.
    Unrealistic but wouldn't it be cool to wake up, punch the grunt, break out, and go on a killing spree.

  • @Stickmonster790
    @Stickmonster790 5 лет назад

    Its so Fucking Cute(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

  • @simplyian4214
    @simplyian4214 5 лет назад

    Getting disturbed during sleep by your elementary school bully

  • @totallyahuman5984
    @totallyahuman5984 5 лет назад +1

    He's.... He's adorable..... I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about this...

  • @LexiTheHellhound
    @LexiTheHellhound Год назад

    Trying to listen to asmr to help me sleep then youtube puts a loud ad halfway through the video god i hate youtube

  • @Skullzy-01
    @Skullzy-01 Год назад

    i am sad now yes

  • @MetalFalcon99
    @MetalFalcon99 Год назад

    *draws concealed magnum

  • @lopesj6670
    @lopesj6670 5 лет назад

    Wow

  • @Hush.Elementz
    @Hush.Elementz 2 года назад

    I'm going to replace my gf's morning alarm with this