Tending to You [Halo Elite ASMR Binaural Roleplay/Machinima]
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
- You awaken, dazed on a beach with the mysterious Elite commander here to watch over you. His name is Waffle and he just rescued you from the prisons of the covenant. However it seems you have lost some of your memory. So he must give you an evaluation, full of relaxing tingles and ASMR whispers.
Waffle is here to help you feel better now that you are away and safe. He is here to show to you the relaxing nature of the Sanghelian race and hopefully help restore your lost memory in the process. However, something seems... off. No matter. You decide to rest to his calming voice.
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Opening Music:
• Halo 3 ODST - Overture
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"ASMR is some sort of human technique used for relaxation. Not much is known about it, however it does not seem to be specific to humans alone. Us Sangheili also experience this newfound feeling that ASMR gives us. A sense of tingling relaxation it seems. A feeling that not all understand but I wish to explore more deeply. Hopefully this little human may traverse the experience with me and we shall learn together in our trek back towards humanity."
Enjoy the video? Let me know your thoughts and opinions in the comments! :)
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Thanks for 1k views in under a week, everyone! I think that's a new record for me. You guys are the best. Thanks for watching!
Thanks for making these! Sangheili are my favorite ever and the voice in this knocks me out! I love Waffle.
Thank you very much! I still can't believe how much people like my videos.
So what am I? ODST, Spartan, Army CQC, ONI RECON MP?
@yankee with no brim yes sirrrrr
I like how waffle speaks in reverse which reminiscent to halo:ce elites! Was that what you were going for!?
Ah man the Halo 3 ODST intro soundtrack in the beginning gave me nostalgia
A man of class
Ah yes, one of the best Sound Tracks.
GrAmMaR NaZi time
Omg me too
It's just one of those themes that do that
Petition to make this sanghellie canon.
Waffle for halo infinite!
He’d be the happiest elite alive if it came true, haha.
Sangheili* sorry you probably dont care
I believe I have met this individual before. On our home world.
It might happen
This need to happen
It's not too hard to imagine the Sangheili as warrior poets that practice something like Zen Buddhism after their work on the battlefield has been done. Fleet Commander Waffle should look into the writings of some Human Samurai ;)
That's sort of my idea with the character. As the series goes I think he might slowly become more and more interested in human society and their practices on peace and relaxation. Maybe you noticed, but he did drop the "little" from the title of "little human" that he used to have for the viewer. Hopefully more character progression will come with more time.
In lore, battle bonded hunters will recite battle poerty before fighting.
@@Kevin-sy2go and during battle as far as I know. Pretty interesting, isn't it.
Many knights did similar.
This is simply the sargent johnson hugging the elite on a whole new level
You've taken the halo machinima format, and have continuously made extraordinary asmr experiences with it! Great job!
Thank you very much for saying so! I'm happy to hear I'm doing it well.
Honestly halo asmr should be more common
Ya it should
yeah. sadly its basically a somewhat dead franchise at this point. not enough people left to drive traffic into a quirky asmr video like in other IPs... its the harsh reality of supply and demand.
73 likes and 0 dislikes
Thanos: Imperfectly balanced as all things should be.
Waffle is a good boy. He is very polite and my fremd
He is a good boi, and I bet he'd love to be your friend.
Halo reach taught me things about the elites. They can be peaceful but merciless killers. Although the covenant glassed entire worlds, the engineers don't hold grudges against humans. The reason for that is unknown.
Last I checked, the Prophets-being the dickheads they were-forbade humans from joining the Empire because they thought they were unfit to hold the Mantle. In reality, Elites were _forced_ to despise humans. But once the Empire fell, a majority brought back the Swords of Sanghelios and fostered a working relationship with the UNSC.
Which makes me hope we get human-led SoS forces and/or Elite-led UNSC forces in the next Halo game after Infinite
"And now i will take a closer look at you."
oh yes daddy
Wooooaaaahhhh.
Okay buddy
cringe
Slow down there cowboy
Wow bud
Very relaxing and beautiful scenery. I spent every hour looking at the ball on the floor.xD Elite can also be very cute * - *
I should give him kawaii anime eyes.
@@ClandestineASMR no sangheili are supposed to be fierce ruthless warriors I should know we have a bunch of them on board the uGFS vengeance
Lili the Spartan the plasma grenade should explode half way through the video to throw off the audience also hearing the elite death scream would be funny
@@ClandestineASMR
You have committed a crime against sky-- Fu** wrong game
*head pats*
The little walking is so adorable
Omg yasss!
Waffle is my hero :3
Man I love this story arc
Glad ya enjoy, Zapzap, mah man!
ASMR Waffle says to calm Jasmine down
There There sweetheart
Shh 🤫 it’s alright
Come to me
Don’t be so frightened baby girl
I love ❤️ you darling
I’m here to take good care of you my child
Protect you
Watch over you
Look after you
Help you relax and sleep safely under my calming relaxing soothing warming comforting cozy protection
You can trust me
You’re always welcome in my village
You should relax
Don’t worry 😉 you’re safe here with me forever
Yes darling what is it
Hush 🤫 little one ☝️
Please take a deep breath settle down and relax
Please take it easy
Trust me
So I assume the phantom made it?
@@jasminerodriguez5632 I want an Elite to be my friend now.
@@skyraider87Me too. 🤗
*happily dozing off*
*suddenly hears noise of a struggle in the final seconds*
...Commander? Uh-oh.
I was looking for tips and tricks for my Halo: Reach LASO run but eventually ended up here. Not sure what to think of this
Spam good luck with the elite melees lol I broke a controller during my run
Laso for reach be careful on new Alexandria and exodus
The RUclips algorithm will always perplex me
'You Can Shoot?' (Said one of my cousins playing halo 4)
learn to trickstab the elites that run at you. i dont play laso, but that helps me in firefight. jump over them turn around and assasinate the elite.
You are so underrated
Ikr
I thought this was going to be just WOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOB for 30 minutes straight but boy was I wrong
Thank you for doing an other halo asmr
OMG YES my favriote story arc right here. Keep it up HaHa
Not a bad video, pretty underrated.
Dude you should totally do a flood form vid
Now, listen to the soothing sounds of marines screaming and flood bursting out of there bodies
He be like
Nsshshehehxvdvrhkssk gluurg alip slurp lirp
Flood hentai UwU
*Rtas 'Vadum has joined the chat
What kind of biomass was used to make this grave mind
This is the best thing ever. Facts. Thank you so much for making another one!
"Human. Are you awake?"
Wait a minute, how can I understand you? Dosn't your race just speak in Blargs and Honks?
Many of us have chosen to learn your languages, despite your militaries translation software.
I understand now!
Blarg means yes
Blarg if blarg means yes
"Blarg"
See!
This is adorable and I am so happy I found it. You did a fantastic job. I have to see more of your videos now. I love Waffle.
I know these are older vids now but, as an asmr fan and also a person that loves Sangheili and all the other covenant species, I just want to say how much I truly appreciate you making these two Sangheili asmr vids as well as your grunt one. I absolutely love them
when i clicked on this i thought it was gonna be 30 minutes of “wort wort wort” also if you want an alternative way of relaxing i recommend listening to the song in the beginning of this (halo 3 odst intro music) with ambient rain
I never realized how good the ambient sounds are in bungie games....
I’ve never played Halo, but the imagery in this is so beautiful. I really like the distant storm-like sounds. Super relaxing 😴
*yup I sure do want this on my search history*
You are underrated, you deserve millions of subs.
Why thank you very much. Maybe someday, haha.
Description: You awaken, dazed on a beach with the mysterious Elite commander here to watch over you. His name is Waffle and he-
Me: HIS NAME IS WAFFLE!!!
Wow this is so creative! I've never seen anything like this, your voice is incredibly soothing, great job!
I never knew I wanted this, but I'm glad I found it.
I typed "sengheili asmr" as a joke, not expecting anything. I'm glad I did that :)
I wanna hug Waffle c:
Me too.
We all wanna hug Waffle!
I wish this channel would just explode already. It deserves it.
Never thought id be getting tingles from a plasma pistol wielding elite. nice video!
Looks like we got another one boys, aww yeah
This is actually really cool dude, hope you come back and make some with Halo Infinite!
wow never thought there were be a halo elite asmr
I was waitinf for the "elite noises"
Wort wort blarg
Ayeeee about time, these are always your best stuff
Side note: since you can follow people with the camera have you ever thought about doing like an ODST patrol throughout out the map? or would that be to difficult
That could be very interesting. It would also definitely be more difficult... but not impossible. I'll look into it! But don't expect it too soon if I do happen to do it, haha. Thanks for the idea!
Quentin Marks
I think it would be way to hard because as I assume you know, enemies are randomly everywhere patrolling so he would have to either get lucky or edit multiple clips together to make nicer. Good Idea though.
@@RiGuy If I were to do it, it would probably be in a forged map with a spartan in ODST armor. That way I wouldn't have to worry about enemies. Or maybe there will be a mod someday even that clears the enemies away since the game is coming to PC. We'll have to see though.
Clandestine ASMR
That would be pretty neato
So glad to see another one of these!!
Aww yes time to chill to some soft wort wort wortz
I know I know... I'm the best
Apsolute perfection.
Keep this up my guy!
Will do, friend!
@@ClandestineASMR please keep making video's of waffle and tictac there so interesting.
Sounded like he was about to say “I.... am, inevitable”
Do you think that elites find humans cute, or sort of in the uncanny valley, or like they view grunts? Because with out fused mandibles, it may seem weird to them. But we are also smaller and we have more dull looking features.
In the lore some sangheili do like humans sooo, some probably find em cute :)
28:50 So, will the next video involve a Jackle?
Love the music from reach and ODST
Around the twenty minute mark, makes me think he is giving me head scratches.
This is the best video I’ve ever seen
And that is the best compliment I've ever read. I'm glad you enjoyed!
Thank you! This is amazing 🙌
I am the proud 820th subscriber!! Love your halo asmr videos!
ODST music to start with? Very classy my friend. ;)
Tend to me doctor
Dude keep posting. If you want . Your stuff is art homie
Unfortunately they don’t make asmr no more and now do Vtuber content
9:30 he turned to a visco girl
Theres a lady in my head who calls me stud muffi-
Waffle: *whispering* please Leave me alone
I actually fell asleep wth
Ten Days after the Events of Halo 2:
Elites are cute, waffles ^w^
Bruh
I am grateful for your compliment to our race, but be careful how you word your statements. Some of the more petty of my kind may find it insulting.
@@skyraider87 of course.... :3
Ah my audio seemed a bit off all I could here was WORT WORT WORT
Why is it that all humans believe we only say what means "Go, Go, Go?" I, and many others of the Swords of Sangheilios, have chosen to learn your languages, despite your UNSC having rather impressive translation software.
Gravemind ASMR lol
Myself, I would assume his name is Wauvúl, whereas Waffle is merely the name he uses to appear less frightening and more approachable.
You mean it’s not 30 minutes of WORT WORT WORT
Waffle protecc
Waffle attacc
But most importantly
His name is a snacc- So he not for snaccing upon-
Well this is a surprise
Good asmr but I can’t stop laughing
So what your saying is this sanghilie is my guardian Angel? But I’m a Spartan that is illogical tho
Another one, fantastic. Just for the sake of irony, I'd suggest introducing this elite to the genre of music called "ska", you understand why, I'm sure.
I was genuinely expecting five hundred "worts" of different pitches and intonations.
One day, you should make a brute asmr role play
With one of those dishonorable beasts? I will not allow it. I shall destroy every last one, even of it takes the rest of my life.
No fucking way did I just find Halo ASMR
I can’t wait for a elite to use his plasma pistol as one of those things for unsc armor fitting
When I saw the thumbnail i just imagined him taking a feel breat then RAUGHHH
Your subs are almost to 1k! :D
Thank God, someone finally understands the beauty that is smiling Capt. Price
Capt. Price is happy with this
Top lvl content
Imagine if the listener eventually leads a Swords of Sanghelios task force, where they're the only human lol
Perfect. Simply bliss on one of many halo rings.
Edit: Is there anyone who knows what map this is?
It's halo 2 A idk what map
@@therealRxpid Thanks man. I can just go through the maps until I find it myself now.
@@andrewn635 np dude if I find the map in few mins I'll let you know
@@therealRxpid Okay. Thanks man.
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So this is what happened to 6
Who knew that a split jaw would be able to calm me
Yes
One the MCC is released onto the PC, you should mod the game and make a Kig-Yar ASMR video.
Strange, it seems you can predict the future. ;)
OH DAMM
Boy do I have a video for you
I hope everything is going well
thank
Idk why but this looks like halo infinite to me even tho its h2a lol
Casually points a charged plasma pistol at you
Gotta have a little intensity with your relaxation, haha.
Lol
it'd be better in sangheili, but this'll do.
I want to see something like this with Reach elites.
They said it couldn’t be done.
Gonna marry Waffle tbh
No "el pozole"? 🥺
Thank u waffle
Blarge
26:00 wort wort
DO THE WORT!
I am in pain
Bring back waffle!
When do we get harrison x waffles asmr ;3