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  • @kiwimiwi5452
    @kiwimiwi5452 4 года назад +1215

    Jazza: "[...] IF YOU DON'T EVEN TELL ME WHAT BLOODY MEDIUM YOU USE"
    literally the title of the reference video: "[...] fun with acrylic paints [...]"

    • @blue_jai2790
      @blue_jai2790 4 года назад +82

      It’s kinesthetic learning

    • @tekksps5gaming446
      @tekksps5gaming446 4 года назад +2

      29 sucker

    • @heatherhall3405
      @heatherhall3405 4 года назад +9

      Came here to say this! 😂

    • @akaittou
      @akaittou 4 года назад +47

      "fun with acrylic paints", "today I made an acrylic painting", "easy acrylic paints" etc...
      Ah yes. Truly what medium is in use is an unreachable mystery.

    • @spectral_boi239
      @spectral_boi239 2 года назад +11

      ngl this hurt my soul as an abstract acrylic painter 💀 it shouldve been obvious the paint was different

  • @syrenasylum9710
    @syrenasylum9710 4 года назад +6860

    Jazza: Are they using oil or acrylic? It doesnt say.
    Video titles: Acrylic Paintings

    • @martineriksson03
      @martineriksson03 4 года назад +403

      I mean, it is Jazza we’re talking about here so don’t be surprised

    • @anojamalalage7242
      @anojamalalage7242 4 года назад +27

      IKR 😂😂

    • @zu_osa9827
      @zu_osa9827 4 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @elvismartinez1303
      @elvismartinez1303 4 года назад +115

      Jazz can't read, confirmed
      Edit: Jazza. I guess I can't read either, lol

    • @xiomarra1
      @xiomarra1 4 года назад +18

      Was about to comment the same thing. Jazza :( silly man.

  • @ajjpg-km3us
    @ajjpg-km3us 3 года назад +351

    "the propulsive thrust of throwing it in the garbage made it look alright"
    *I need that on a tshirt*

    • @ivanjosephmckinley1065
      @ivanjosephmckinley1065 Год назад +1

      i gotchu. Reply to this comment, i'll give you my Instagram or smthn, and i can get us T-shirts-
      cuz i was gonna get a hoodie of it anyway-

  • @sabinaandersen8015
    @sabinaandersen8015 3 года назад +267

    “I really felt something when I made this”
    ...Rage?

    • @pika3207
      @pika3207 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil Год назад

      Rage is a proper feeling/emotion.

  • @nonameless2
    @nonameless2 4 года назад +3226

    Everyone's pointing out how it says acrylic, but since when does Jazza _willingly_ read instructions?

    • @_ad.riel_
      @_ad.riel_ 4 года назад +22

      I wonder

    • @sinkmc3682
      @sinkmc3682 3 года назад +56

      I mean shit you got us there

    • @user-vi4ob6bn4n
      @user-vi4ob6bn4n 3 года назад +94

      Viewers: yo Jazza you might wanna read tha-
      Jazza: *yeets instruction manual to the fucking moon*

    • @lillybeanadventures
      @lillybeanadventures 3 года назад +27

      Everyone needs a new challenge once in a while, besides. Since when did reading instructions necessarily mean things get easier....Ikea for example..

    • @idontslicebreadwithaflashl2562
      @idontslicebreadwithaflashl2562 3 года назад +2

      True, true.......

  • @kwally0799
    @kwally0799 4 года назад +1158

    Jazza: “They don’t tell me”
    Title: “Acrylic”
    Everyone in the comments: “I’m going to point this out”

    • @bobafettchewbacca2015
      @bobafettchewbacca2015 4 года назад +1

      KWally07 the first video didn’t have that it the title.

    • @bamadraws298
      @bamadraws298 4 года назад +2

      KWally07 maybe watch the whole video?

    • @Zamerus
      @Zamerus 4 года назад

      Bama Draws that doesn’t make a difference having watched the whole video. He still said it before seeing the tube in the video over the video titles that marked them as acrylic.

    • @st4rdyy
      @st4rdyy 4 года назад +2

      KWally07 *So did you*

    • @alecplaysroblox8263
      @alecplaysroblox8263 4 года назад

      Boba Fett Chew Bacca it said abstract not acrylic

  • @__Sandycheeks__
    @__Sandycheeks__ 3 года назад +361

    alternative video title: Jazza ruins canvases for 13 minutes straight

  • @prestongoetz7616
    @prestongoetz7616 3 года назад +185

    🎶 “A little bit-a ivory black is all I need, a little bit-a phthalo blue is all I-I... need.” 🎶 made me laugh so hard

    • @DemonOona
      @DemonOona 3 года назад +2

      Me too. My little brother was sleeping by my side, and I almost explode trying not to laugh loud, lol

    • @potato_bastard6169
      @potato_bastard6169 3 года назад +4

      Lol I thought he said "failure blue"

    • @DemonOona
      @DemonOona 3 года назад

      @@potato_bastard6169 😂

    • @cr4fty3276
      @cr4fty3276 Год назад

      I accidentally disliked I'm so sorry

  • @kyontheone
    @kyontheone 4 года назад +1684

    Art Teacher: "What is the artist trying to tell us with this abstract art piece?"
    Artist: "Turns out the propulsive thrust of throwing it in the garbage, actually made it look alright."

    • @Piinkypanter
      @Piinkypanter 3 года назад +52

      well to be fair he did put his emotions in it hahaa

    • @wisemansocrates
      @wisemansocrates 3 года назад +12

      Postmodern art in a nutshell

  • @kailanofficial
    @kailanofficial 4 года назад +1442

    “I don’t know if they’re using oils or acrylics... they don’t tell me”
    Video title and description: 👁👁

    • @Scrapio12
      @Scrapio12 4 года назад +43

      Video title and description: am I a joke to you?

    • @faridsawaqed7196
      @faridsawaqed7196 4 года назад +2

      😅

    • @kitkat2310
      @kitkat2310 4 года назад +17

      Literally the most frustrating part

    • @WallObserver
      @WallObserver 4 года назад +1

      👁👄👁

    • @LiaVinicius
      @LiaVinicius 4 года назад +8

      I know you like to call yourself kinetic learner, but kinetic learner DO READ TITLE AND DESCRIPTION TO KNOW ACRILIC IS BEING USED..
      I'm sorry I got so much negativity from you on this video I'm actually salty. Tilted over this video.

  • @danielvanaswegen8907
    @danielvanaswegen8907 3 года назад +93

    “With a beautiful voice of silk and molasses”
    Best thing I’ve heard all year.

  • @anukp7955
    @anukp7955 3 года назад +84

    Nobody:
    That one kid at art class: 9:18 - 9:23

  • @mrmann8950
    @mrmann8950 4 года назад +1707

    Jazza be like:
    2019: "Oil paint is expensive"
    2020: *Throws oil paintings on the trash*

    • @yoannesleonardi6799
      @yoannesleonardi6799 4 года назад +6

      In the magic pad video too LMAO

    • @Mystaketacos
      @Mystaketacos 4 года назад +2

      Garbage*

    • @Zamerus
      @Zamerus 4 года назад +5

      Destroyer Does things sometimes both are correct

    • @bluethumbbuttoneek9465
      @bluethumbbuttoneek9465 4 года назад +2

      @@Zamerus yes people can have the wrong opinion

    • @Mystaketacos
      @Mystaketacos 4 года назад +2

      Zamerus I’m Australian so garbage is correct

  • @upsidebuffy2883
    @upsidebuffy2883 4 года назад +672

    Jazza: I'm a proffesional artist!
    Also Jazza: Doesn't have dark green paint

    • @MaxRide1
      @MaxRide1 4 года назад +37

      If you're an (professional) artist, you shouldn't need dark green paint because you can mix it. You would only really need it if you were specifically looking to do this sort of art on a regular basis. Since Jazza doesn't do abstract regularly, he won't have need for every colour of paint under the sun. He only needs the main "primary" colours and a few secondary colours to create an entire 'colour wheel'.
      p.s. "primary colours" aren't red/blue/yellow - they're cyan, magenta, yellow (and black), but that's a whole other conversation.

    • @drderpachu7134
      @drderpachu7134 4 года назад +4

      Rachel Gill facts

    • @serezelveydawn
      @serezelveydawn 4 года назад +13

      GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR

    • @Coobster432
      @Coobster432 4 года назад +4

      @@serezelveydawn DHMIS... A reference I applaud.

    • @s2ep17
      @s2ep17 4 года назад

      @@serezelveydawn How dare you.

  • @enaayaanwar3166
    @enaayaanwar3166 3 года назад +87

    The Moment I thought jazza’s own “ABSTRACT ART” is turning well he comes in with a yellow 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Karl_is_exsisting
    @Karl_is_exsisting 3 года назад +241

    Jazza: I have the jurassic park theme in my head!
    Also Jazza: * Sings complete wrong song *

    • @GoldieDoggy
      @GoldieDoggy 3 года назад +16

      I was thinking the same thing 😂... I kinda want to know what song he was actually thinking of

    • @tikisomia3080
      @tikisomia3080 3 года назад +25

      I'm fairly sure that he was singing the Jurassic Park song....he just really butchered it XD

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 года назад +10

      I was so confused when he started singing it because it sounds nothing like Jurassic park lol

    • @ameycatnanami4402
      @ameycatnanami4402 2 года назад +7

      I think he started in the middle of the melody

    • @tigervalley62
      @tigervalley62 2 года назад +2

      Didn't he do that for copyright reasons???

  • @declanbamforth234
    @declanbamforth234 4 года назад +576

    "they don't even tell me what medium they're using"
    The videos title: acrylic techniques

    • @jekster
      @jekster 4 года назад +8

      I was surprised he was using oil.

    • @JarOn1717
      @JarOn1717 4 года назад +2

      HowToBasic approves

    • @alyssam3020
      @alyssam3020 4 года назад

      Exactly this lol

    • @Detective_Grav
      @Detective_Grav 4 года назад

      I was just thinking that😂

  • @GayaRasiah
    @GayaRasiah 4 года назад +970

    Broke artists be like ...
    "Jazza wasting paint for 12 minutes straight"
    😭

    • @kellysan464
      @kellysan464 4 года назад +51

      And also canvases 😭

    • @xinlight
      @xinlight 4 года назад +11

      Me. I'm that broke artist. lol

    • @drinkzcoffee5183
      @drinkzcoffee5183 4 года назад +11

      I actually got a bit nauseous watching.

    • @pakerhaque8688
      @pakerhaque8688 4 года назад +2

      Ya metoo I'm more than broke I am a mega version of broke

    • @pakerhaque8688
      @pakerhaque8688 4 года назад +3

      It's 12:59mins that's almost 13 mins

  • @jackrazzle5475
    @jackrazzle5475 3 года назад +30

    No one gonna point out when he held the last one, at that certain angle it looks like a sunset with trees.😱😱

  • @Justafriendlylittleghost
    @Justafriendlylittleghost 2 года назад +8

    That went from Jazza doing some lovely abstract to Don't Hug Me I'm Scared levels of chaos 😳💖

  • @alylore
    @alylore 4 года назад +689

    Jazza: "I don't know if they're using acrylics or not"
    Video Title: *acrylic techniques*
    Me: *waits for him to realize*
    Edit* Thank you for 700 likes!

    • @firekris343
      @firekris343 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @amynix2632
      @amynix2632 4 года назад +20

      I have never painted anything in all my life, but I love watching those videos...and even I knew it was acrylic paint. He broke out the oil tubes, and it was all I could do not to throw things at my monitor.

    • @markmkizrahel2364
      @markmkizrahel2364 4 года назад +3

      It taken him longer 🤣😂🤣

    • @lalaesthiem8681
      @lalaesthiem8681 4 года назад +3

      Ikr aahahahah

    • @RatBastardDan
      @RatBastardDan 4 года назад +11

      Guys he's a kinesthetic learner

  • @ReveliaJ
    @ReveliaJ 4 года назад +470

    Use more soothing colours, lighter ones with just a few darker ones for contrast. And dont mud the colours, try to keep them separate or blend them softly on the edges. Abstract art is about showing an idea of something, a sketch that the viewer can finish on their own!

    • @somerandompersonontheinter6109
      @somerandompersonontheinter6109 4 года назад +12

      Revelia Jornsek that is extremely helpful information

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 4 года назад +2

      Thanks for the help

    • @kerravonsen2810
      @kerravonsen2810 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, it was the colours turning to mud that was the biggest problem.

    • @franklyevo
      @franklyevo 4 года назад +18

      @@justapassenger5605 who pissed in your porridge? Try to have a good day you miserable oaf.

    • @zinadawood989
      @zinadawood989 4 года назад

      Wise words my guy

  • @EQuisby
    @EQuisby 3 года назад +10

    I like how even the music started giving up

    • @myname4598
      @myname4598 3 года назад +1

      That was the best part

  • @SimplyTique
    @SimplyTique 3 года назад +54

    Me: Clicks video and thinks, “Jazza can do anything!”
    Also, me: “Sir, this is not how you art...” 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @marceladamczyk8480
    @marceladamczyk8480 4 года назад +533

    Jazza: Im a Professional Artist
    Jazza in his head: Why am i here whats meaning to life im not even a good artist, nah i am

    • @LizGridleyArtist
      @LizGridleyArtist 4 года назад +5

      Yes that's in my head as a professional artist every day (just not in jazzas voice) lol

    • @HarryPorpise
      @HarryPorpise 4 года назад +2

      0:31 he’s definitely a pro
      oh wait there’s more:
      1:02, 2:52, and 4:49

    • @kiwimiwi5452
      @kiwimiwi5452 4 года назад +1

      @@LizGridleyArtist I actually have a little tiny Jazza in my head that says this every day

    • @LizGridleyArtist
      @LizGridleyArtist 4 года назад

      @@kiwimiwi5452 question: human jazza or puppet jazza?

    • @LizGridleyArtist
      @LizGridleyArtist 4 года назад

      @@kiwimiwi5452 I don't know which would be better! Haha

  • @Armuks
    @Armuks 4 года назад +262

    "I don't know if they use oil or acrylic. They don't tell me."
    Written in each of the video titles: Acrylic techniques on canvas
    Yes... we will never know....

  • @vanniladoggos6058
    @vanniladoggos6058 3 года назад +27

    When I saw the first video he tried to copy I instantly recognized it because I painted that picture while watching the video a long time ago. It turned out looking really good and I have it hanging in my hallway. I wish I could show a picture of it because it really turned out cool!

  • @Technocolor00
    @Technocolor00 3 года назад +82

    When I was 5 I did fantastic abstract art, my mom still has my masterpiece 'group of floating naked people' on the wall

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 года назад +9

      When I was 5 I saw abstract art and how popular it was so I was like “I can do that” and then just drew a bunch of random shapes and squiggles and came up with a bullshit meaning behind it. And then I had an art show and sold this “art” to my friends and family by manipulating them into thinking I had put lots of work into the art and I was really proud of it when I really just knocked them out in 30 seconds and knew it was rubbish. I was a real business man.

    • @secretlyamonkey
      @secretlyamonkey 2 года назад +3

      @ConfusedOilPainter tf are you on about lmao

    • @Crackpot_Astronaut
      @Crackpot_Astronaut 2 года назад +4

      @@rachelcookie321
      I don't think you manipulated them as much as you think haha. They probably bought your madness because you were 5 and they were being nice.
      But that is a pretty cute story.

  • @XoxBloodRainxoX
    @XoxBloodRainxoX 4 года назад +402

    Jazza: I'm trying abstract art
    Also Jazza: Does it turn into something?!
    And I'm pretty sure those videos let some of the layers dry + don't show you, which is why they don't end up super muddy.

    • @michellerabey6637
      @michellerabey6637 4 года назад +12

      Oh man I can't believe I didn't think about the idea of drying different layers before... You've opened my eyes!

    • @michellerabey6637
      @michellerabey6637 4 года назад +3

      @Julia Halmen Ooooh yea good idea! I think acrylic-pouring in general would be fun to watch

    • @MonkeyBot9K
      @MonkeyBot9K 4 года назад +3

      they also seem to clean the brushes and tools every once in a while, which is why the smudges don't get mixed, they just overlay

  • @TheAyaReina
    @TheAyaReina 4 года назад +295

    Video title: Fun with acrylics
    Jazza: I don’t know it they’re using acrylics...

    • @tree_collection1761
      @tree_collection1761 4 года назад +1

      Alexander B I think they meant the video tutorials he was following

  • @HuffleRuff
    @HuffleRuff 3 года назад +61

    Okay... as someone who does abstract art, I'll just drop this bit of "wisdom" on how to do it: don't picture what you want it to LOOK like. Pure abstraction isn't about look it's about the feel. What emotion do you want to convey? Go with that. Put your emotion on the canvas. This can be chaotic, can be minimalist, can be orderly, but your emotion is the most important thing to make sure you get on the canvas. That's it. If you're working on an abstract piece and you don't think that color meshes well with the painting's emotion as a whole? Throw it out (or cover it up if it's already there). Your emotions are your friends.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 года назад +10

      Or do something random and come up with the meaning of it afterwards.

    • @HuffleRuff
      @HuffleRuff 2 года назад +11

      @ConfusedOilPainter abstract is actual art. Your dismissiveness is unwelcome.

    • @sebastianfallman9876
      @sebastianfallman9876 2 года назад +10

      @ConfusedOilPainter Abstract are may not for everyone but you're just being a jerk for not appreciating it yourself. I can't make it but I absolutely love it, to me the beauty in abstract art comes from the unknown intentions, the different meanings you can pull out of it. If I hang up a realistic piece on my wall it might be extremely impressive and beautiful but if I hang up an abstract piece of art I can wake up every morning and find new and interesting meanings, shapes and make up my own story in the art piece. But as HuffleRuff said the most important part is what emotions that it awakes that is the most important part. Being dismissive of a style you don't appreciate really just shows a lack of ignorance and understanding.

    • @Lisa_Flowers
      @Lisa_Flowers 2 года назад +2

      @@sebastianfallman9876 beautifully said

    • @JKC49
      @JKC49 2 года назад +2

      I have a question. I understand the bit about emotions and color, but what do I do if I want it to actually look like a thing? I want to paint an owl in an abstract way, but I still want it to look somewhat like an owl. How would you tell me to do it?

  • @duckk4515
    @duckk4515 3 года назад +20

    “Sorry I’m not a professional singer”
    Also Jazza : has an old channel which was full of his amazing singing.

  • @moredelvalle7928
    @moredelvalle7928 4 года назад +326

    JAZZA: How to make a good abstract art.
    STEP 1: throw a lot of paint into the canvas
    STEP 2: use your hand to move the paint
    STEP 3: throw into the trashcan and magicly turns into good art

    • @aviida280
      @aviida280 4 года назад +12

      STEP 4: take a new canvas and imagine the painting you wanted on that canvas

    • @chiyo9014
      @chiyo9014 4 года назад +6

      Don't forget the egg

    • @xXWinter67Xx
      @xXWinter67Xx 4 года назад +1

      You forgot the step where you turn into how to basic with the eggs

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder 4 года назад +1

      He's doing it the wrong way...you gotta have more fun with it like throw some paint on it or splat paint on it. Even shoot paint out of a gun or something crazy. Dip a basketball in paint then drop it on the canvas. Dip some cookie cutters in paint for different shapes and stuff. Use your dogs footprints or any random objects around the house. Try pouring paint or spinning the canvas on a cake spinner, try letting the paint drip down if you hold it on an angle, etc... abstract isn't about drawing abstractly it's about thinking abstractly using non orthodox methods. Don't even use a brush, rule #1 with abstract is forget all brushes. You can even glue some random materials onto the picture like real leaves or real hair or animal fur or actually cut out a t-shirt and use it as a real t-shirt in your painting or glue some sand onto it, glue some rocks onto it, put gold leaf on it, anything you can glue onto it use it, etc...You can even get those googly eye things for toys and use them

  • @imstumped2052
    @imstumped2052 4 года назад +1280

    New Jazza shirt that says: "I will not settle for mediocrity"

    • @MorganWideman
      @MorganWideman 4 года назад +5

      Omg, yess!!

    • @Scott_C
      @Scott_C 4 года назад +10

      Please tell me this shirt will exist somewhere.

    • @Scott_C
      @Scott_C 4 года назад +32

      The second line should be "It's either shit or exquisite"

    • @Detective_Grav
      @Detective_Grav 4 года назад +3

      Yes!

    • @isaacyoda4223
      @isaacyoda4223 4 года назад +8

      Yes but one letter needs to be out of place also!

  • @petra_gr
    @petra_gr 3 года назад +13

    Me: come back to this channel after a year
    Jazza: has the same humor and consistency from a year ago.
    Me: 0:

  • @ithalathegayguy
    @ithalathegayguy 3 года назад +9

    Am I the only one who sadistically enjoyed actually seeing Jazza struggle at something artistic for once XD
    Usually, even when he says he did bad, it's ridiculously better than I could achieve, so it's nice to see that he finds SOME form of art difficult

  • @Fishy77877
    @Fishy77877 4 года назад +388

    Interviewer: so tell me jazza, What’s your opinion on abstract? Since you’re so good at everything else.
    Jazza, blowing a cigarette with a Brooklyn accent: ahh, the one that got away.

  • @tobymoore1939
    @tobymoore1939 4 года назад +614

    Love how desperate he is for these things to work

    • @LizGridleyArtist
      @LizGridleyArtist 4 года назад +10

      Impatient definetly!

    • @Meri-Muru
      @Meri-Muru 4 года назад +6

      Aren't we all? XD

    • @RayAnimations..
      @RayAnimations.. 4 года назад +3

      @@Meri-Muru i mean i have 6 years of experience in animation but im still crap at it

    • @xxdeezy999
      @xxdeezy999 4 года назад +1

      he really tries

    • @carlosguerra3560
      @carlosguerra3560 4 года назад +1

      “I try too hard, and I am a little too desperate”

  • @katelynpoole7072
    @katelynpoole7072 3 года назад +5

    My younger brother said that made me laugh so hard
    "Is that Dan Reynolds singing his real voice???"😂😂😂

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 3 года назад +13

    Um…pop those rejects up on Etsy, Jazza.
    They’ll sell.

  • @loofy2420
    @loofy2420 4 года назад +398

    The moment u realize jazza’s abstract art was actually pretty good at the beginning...

  • @log3.141
    @log3.141 4 года назад +11158

    Who else actually really wants to see Jazza vs. His wife doing abstract art? I do XD

  • @Silvercloud36
    @Silvercloud36 3 года назад +36

    If Jazza's art career doesn't work out- he can always fall back on his beautiful singing voice

  • @rainpyramid8021
    @rainpyramid8021 3 года назад +11

    Jazza: can paint in colorblind, upside down, sculpt in vr, make art in Microsoft word.
    Also jazza: what exactly is this abstract art you speak of?

  • @evajanin2970
    @evajanin2970 4 года назад +502

    Jazza: “They don’t tell me wich medium they use”
    Me: “Look at the title”
    Jazza: *needs the tube to know*

    • @danishhaziq1088
      @danishhaziq1088 4 года назад +2

      lmao so true

    • @annie4424
      @annie4424 4 года назад +1

      Thinking the same thing. 🤨

    • @gothman1818
      @gothman1818 4 года назад +1

      I read this right when he said it. Lol.

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 4 года назад +1

      They use Heavy Body Acryllics. It's in their videos somewhere

  • @emberthehealer3702
    @emberthehealer3702 4 года назад +1705

    Jazza: im a professional artist!
    also jazza: *chooses the WORST color combos 2 minutes into the video*

  • @starswirlsplanet6420
    @starswirlsplanet6420 3 года назад +3

    Jazza awkwardly singing mambo no. 5 with colors instead of names is a whole mood

  • @KaelynStar1234
    @KaelynStar1234 3 года назад +18

    Does he know what he is doing I have a feeling he doesn’t, oh now he’s killing the painting!

  • @concerningenigmas9612
    @concerningenigmas9612 4 года назад +697

    Jazza: Throws literally everything he can at the canvas and thinks it’s the worst thing imaginable.
    Canvas: Turns out alright after one final hit in the trash can...
    I can only hope this is how we all leave 2020.

    • @xxmidnightanimationsxx9646
      @xxmidnightanimationsxx9646 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @jordanez6441
      @jordanez6441 4 года назад +2

      For real though

    • @theYeti1000
      @theYeti1000 4 года назад +6

      2020, the dumbest year in the history of our planet. 😊🤔

    • @anicecube1929
      @anicecube1929 4 года назад

      Hopefully

    • @michaelwerkov3438
      @michaelwerkov3438 3 года назад

      if by "turns out alright" you mean "made up conspiracy theories to try to nullify american democracy and install a reality tv dictator" then yea, 2020 ended smoothly

  • @rinn-kfpisleofkiara1787
    @rinn-kfpisleofkiara1787 4 года назад +359

    Jazza: [starts abstract painting]
    Jazza: [slowly ruins the painting]
    Jazza: [aggressively puts paint on the canvas and throws brushes]
    Ah yes, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Episode 1

    • @user-oi2ef1fc9o
      @user-oi2ef1fc9o 4 года назад +13

      LeT'S ThiNk CreAtIVLy!

    • @maddythibodeau2428
      @maddythibodeau2428 4 года назад +15

      GREENS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR!

    • @brickyy3106
      @brickyy3106 4 года назад +3

      still gives me anxiety

    • @sylki121
      @sylki121 4 года назад +5

      Funniest part is after aggressively throwing the painting away he ended up with something halfway decent lol

    • @prosperosmoon
      @prosperosmoon 4 года назад +1

      @@sylki121 How... How low are your standards? Actually no, for me it looks like my 3 year old nephew ate too many Skittles, took a shit of my canvas, than smeared it all around. But, if you thought it looks decent, than good on you for being able to see the good in something I cannot.

  • @CarolinaBassHunter
    @CarolinaBassHunter 3 года назад +3

    2:31 so funny 😂🤣 "We'll just skip ahead to the next one" 💀

  • @nivedar8137
    @nivedar8137 3 года назад +1

    2:21 I legit had the urge to cry while seeing his choice of colours first part

  • @veronicav6008
    @veronicav6008 4 года назад +2062

    jazza: throws away multiple canvases
    my broke self: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
    anyone else scrape the paint off and repaint over it when it doesn't turn out bc you don't wanna waste a canvas? 👉👈

    • @mermaid960
      @mermaid960 4 года назад +101

      XD I probably would if I actually painted lol I only use pencil or sometimes digital.

    • @veronicav6008
      @veronicav6008 4 года назад +38

      @@mermaid960 same actually 😂 I rarely paint anymore lmfao

    • @naumanjaved5088
      @naumanjaved5088 4 года назад +72

      Y'all Getting Canvases? 😂

    • @williamboren4579
      @williamboren4579 4 года назад +83

      same. i even rescue other peoples canvases from the trash, goodwill, etc. if they are nice gallery-edge canvases. i have a giant stack of canvases to be reused in the garage.
      broke artist tip - consider making your own canvases, it's cheaper and easier than you think. I make my own deep gallery-edge 30"x40" canvases for less than $20.

    • @yuminhyun9062
      @yuminhyun9062 4 года назад +9

      @@williamboren4579 how do you do them yourself?

  • @jankolilje2905
    @jankolilje2905 4 года назад +412

    I laughed so hard at the "satisfying music" gradually getting out of hand while Jazza looses it🤣🤣

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 4 года назад +6

      Looses
      Loses
      It's me a random potato

    • @tshiamomonnakgotla
      @tshiamomonnakgotla 4 года назад +3

      He was doing so well😂😂then he lost the plot

    • @midnightkt5133
      @midnightkt5133 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @aviida280
      @aviida280 4 года назад +1

      Jazza is the new HowToBasic
      or maybe, *Jazza is HowToBasic*

  • @juanitabrice6787
    @juanitabrice6787 3 года назад +9

    Nails it!! Not only is he giving us good entertainment he's teaching us something in the process and we don't even realize it. Brilliant absolutely brilliant. A laughter that goes straight to the heart!

  • @valkyraeee
    @valkyraeee 3 года назад +3

    I love this.. because I can watch Jazza slowly lose his sanity over painting ideas for beginners and make myself feel better about my art 😂

  • @rachellynncreates2703
    @rachellynncreates2703 4 года назад +427

    What you’re missing is knowing when to stop. A few times the painting would look good and then... yeah...

    • @jollyspices9792
      @jollyspices9792 4 года назад +30

      I’m pretty sure he knew the art already looked okay by 9:12, he just kept going for comedic effect.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 4 года назад +17

      as jenna marbles says "its the too much gene"

    • @tiffanyyung3505
      @tiffanyyung3505 4 года назад +4

      @@jollyspices9792 yup

    • @sendmelocation470
      @sendmelocation470 4 года назад +4

      Bro he's a COMEDIAN

    • @cowmations9584
      @cowmations9584 4 года назад +2

      1. You're not the professional
      2. He was just doing it for the comedic effect

  • @tienle4346
    @tienle4346 4 года назад +652

    Jazzas abstract painting:
    Beginning: that’s actually pretty good
    Middle: hmmmm that yellow circle was an interesting decision
    End: *pained by the amount of paint was wasted

    • @fixeddotdice
      @fixeddotdice 4 года назад +11

      This. But also, im kinda assuming that “Dont hug me im scared” reference was on purpouse? Or else his mind went to horrifying places when he tried these haha

    • @wmmoller
      @wmmoller 4 года назад +17

      Same! actually my favourite moment was around 9:16 where he has a beautiful streak of brightness and clarity breaking through the sludge which actually kind of brings out the beauty in the gold tones of the goop too and I went from "what is he even doing?" to "oh, that's brilliant! It's a visual metaphor! So clever and unexpected, I wish I could art like that!!" But then he uhh.. kind of took things down a different path from there, LOL.

    • @TK-lb9rj
      @TK-lb9rj 3 года назад +2

      I think it actually looked good on many different occasions

    • @TK-lb9rj
      @TK-lb9rj 3 года назад

      W Michael Möller I think the one before that looks kinda cool too

    • @danielledasqueekers763
      @danielledasqueekers763 3 года назад

      Jazza: ima do it myself
      me: oh wow that's looking good
      Jazza: over does it WAYYYY to much

  • @moonIion
    @moonIion 3 года назад +5

    The thing about abstract art is that you need to know when to stop

  • @shawnaleethornton5343
    @shawnaleethornton5343 3 года назад +2

    I'm so glad I found this channel. Thanks for my morning laugh. Come for the art, stay for the charming and hilarious artist.

  • @burritobabyy
    @burritobabyy 4 года назад +204

    Hey Jazza! Try to clean your palette knife when switching colours so that your colours don't get muddy.
    The pressure that you apply with the palette knife will also influence the type of "stroke" you make.
    Harder pressure with the tip will scrape canvas, and flattening your knife with more pressure will drag most of the layers of paint, usually leaving the bottom layer behind and mixing all the removed paint.
    Lighter pressure will only drag the top layer of paint when you move it.
    Longer strokes will spread the paint further and will generally extend the original bottom layer while mixing it with the bottom colours of any new paint blobs you drag it across, with shorter strokes doing essentially the same but over a smaller distance.
    I generally prefer shorter and lighter strokes as it gives you more control over your colour mixes as well as reduces your chance of accidentally muddying your colours.
    You have three "layers" of paint in your blobs - the bottom, middle and top.
    The bottom layer is in contact with your canvas and depending on the paint pigment - will stain or discolour the canvas when scraped away. I prefer to only include the bottom layers in my strokes when I'm working with solid colours since I can guarantee that there will be no muddy mixes.
    The middle layer is essentially the same but will be responsible for most of the thickness in your painting. It's really unpredictable when working with multiple colours as you cant see how well its mixed together.
    The top layer is the layer that is exposed to the air and whose colours are visible within the painting, colour variations and gradients can be created by mixing sections of the layers eg: top to top, middle to top etc. The top layer will be responsible for the surface texture of your painting, so any final strokes on your top layer will be visible.
    It also helps to have more viscose paints (you can get paint thickener or just buy heavy-body acrylic/oils used for impasto) - you get more volume in your tubes, and waste less paint trying to achieve some texture. They sometimes use cheaper pigments in the more affordable paints, so you may sacrifice some vibrancy and lightfastness, but it doesn't really matter too much if you're not making archival quality artwork.
    hope that this helps!!
    it sounds really complex but it is really easy once you get the hang of it!!!
    Love your channel so much!!!
    - Binks

    • @Inanedata
      @Inanedata 4 года назад +15

      Good lord this comment needs to get pinned. Thanks for the advice!

    • @burritobabyy
      @burritobabyy 4 года назад +10

      Always happy to help :)

    • @samanthasoto21
      @samanthasoto21 4 года назад +8

      Jazz's needs to see this

    • @Sarah-pp3ww
      @Sarah-pp3ww 4 года назад +5

      Thank you. I was near screaming “clean your knife” at the screen. You can do this Jazza or we will really enjoy watching Mrs. Jazza at work!

    • @drhannibelle
      @drhannibelle 4 года назад +1

      Oh look, the "artists" are here ahaha.
      Scraping paint globs doesn't make you an artist, or knowledgeable.

  • @carryondrawing
    @carryondrawing 4 года назад +581

    Jazza: Throws an egg
    Me: Gets violently thrown back into the early 2010s

    • @Itsbully06
      @Itsbully06 4 года назад +4

      wait, thats illegal to physics!

    • @B1LLC1PH3R
      @B1LLC1PH3R 4 года назад +29

      * Jazza throws an egg *
      HE'S GONNABECOME "HOW2BASIC" NOO--

    • @separatedfox
      @separatedfox 4 года назад +4

      I am howtobasic

    • @goldenleaf56
      @goldenleaf56 4 года назад +3

      No im howtobasic

    • @silversalmon1541
      @silversalmon1541 4 года назад +2

      No im howtobasic

  • @quodekash6266
    @quodekash6266 3 года назад +65

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a soul:
    Jazza: Gdayeveryoneimjazzaandima professional artist

    • @He-lf9ur
      @He-lf9ur 3 года назад +1

      hahahahaha so funny lol XD
      Are you the CEO of iFunny lol?
      U r so funny haha XD omg

  • @tobysstandpoint
    @tobysstandpoint 3 года назад +10

    new title: "jazza becomes how to basic"

  • @kaitlyn7304
    @kaitlyn7304 4 года назад +409

    This turned into an episode of “don’t hug me I’m scared“ real quick

  • @___d311
    @___d311 4 года назад +421

    “This video is sponsored by ra-“ JAZZA NO! “-ycon” *literally breathes a sigh of relief*

    • @devynst1162
      @devynst1162 4 года назад +88

      MiKayLyn Stephens raid shadow legends

    • @jonasneubert4436
      @jonasneubert4436 4 года назад +15

      @@devynst1162 I thought he meant racism lol

    • @landendoesyoutube1543
      @landendoesyoutube1543 4 года назад +9

      raycon ear buds have actually bad sound quality so I guess you get what you pay for

    • @landendoesyoutube1543
      @landendoesyoutube1543 4 года назад +29

      @@jonasneubert4436 "this video is sponsored by RACISM"

    • @jonasneubert4436
      @jonasneubert4436 4 года назад +7

      @@landendoesyoutube1543 The BEST sponsor, especially in the US atm lol

  • @heatherprice9569
    @heatherprice9569 2 года назад

    I feel like when it comes to abstract you try so hard and yet you finally give up due to frustration and that is when you made the masterpiece.

  • @RipperRooX
    @RipperRooX 3 года назад

    @Jazza i love how your final piece really expresses the frustration and hatred that you felt while doing it

  • @jenniferolandese8371
    @jenniferolandese8371 4 года назад +851

    jazza who is fully capable of mixing colors to make a similar color they have: I DONT HAVE THE RIGHT COLORS

    • @holysatanV
      @holysatanV 3 года назад +6

      god that's what I was thinking the whole time xD

    • @digitalart1326
      @digitalart1326 3 года назад

      But colors loose some saturation when they’re mixed.

    • @holysatanV
      @holysatanV 3 года назад +6

      @@digitalart1326 not at all

    • @pinkspaghetti1
      @pinkspaghetti1 3 года назад +4

      @@digitalart1326 not paint. kind of the point.

    • @krmillustrations512
      @krmillustrations512 3 года назад +12

      @@digitalart1326 Not if you know how your pigments work

  • @serenaheitman7471
    @serenaheitman7471 4 года назад +245

    His freestyle attempt was really satisfying at first, but quickly went downhill before going almost full HowToBasic

  • @slothsupporter7902
    @slothsupporter7902 3 года назад +2

    Jazza’s demonic painting: “Don’t Hug Me, I’m Scared”

  • @karunnainwal82
    @karunnainwal82 3 года назад +8

    Jazza: You guys tell me what I'm missing
    Me: You're not missing anything, you just have an extra bit of destruction

  • @Talex-td6xf
    @Talex-td6xf 4 года назад +148

    Well it's good to see HowToBasic still has influence over RUclipsrs.

  • @viclovesbooksandtheatre4734
    @viclovesbooksandtheatre4734 4 года назад +222

    Jazza: I don’t know if it’s oils or acrylic or-
    The screen: Acrylics paint techniques

    • @toriw4103
      @toriw4103 4 года назад +4

      ThatRandomPokenerd I was literally screaming at my screen for him to use acrylics. Even if he didn’t read that it said acrylic...the fact that the paint was dry and not still wet when layering should’ve told him they weren’t oils.

  • @TheKenConker
    @TheKenConker 3 года назад +4

    0:30 “Make a *bLeEp* dot” killed me with laughter

  • @RBRT02
    @RBRT02 3 года назад +5

    1:00 now *I* got the Luigi's Mansion themesong in my head!

  • @nebula2714
    @nebula2714 4 года назад +240

    “G’day everyone I’m Jazza and I’m a professional artist”
    Ah, off to a good start already...

    • @slanguagefreak2388
      @slanguagefreak2388 4 года назад +4

      I see a new T-shirt - I'm a Professional. It will go well with "I am an adult"

  • @98ahni
    @98ahni 4 года назад +376

    *_WE DID IT!_*
    *_WE FINALLY DID IT!_*
    *_WE FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING JAZZA ISN'T GOOD AT!!!!_*

    • @LILy-ry3fd
      @LILy-ry3fd 4 года назад +27

      lmaooo but soon enough he will master it

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 4 года назад +3

      Hallelujah

    • @balvedavex2373
      @balvedavex2373 4 года назад +11

      Have you ever seen him handle fire? Hes definately not good at that 😂

    • @nonexistent9035
      @nonexistent9035 4 года назад +1

      Hes not good at ylyl didn't u see the videos (he's so bad at them😂)

    • @Nuswodahs
      @Nuswodahs 4 года назад +2

      He would have done better if he was sponsored by skill share for this episode, lol.

  • @silentdeatharmy435
    @silentdeatharmy435 3 года назад +3

    Jazza: throws egg at art board Me: is he the one behind the mask is he How to basic Also me: looks up and searches for answers for three hours

  • @rosejuliette9180
    @rosejuliette9180 3 года назад +1

    Paper Towels: Exists
    Sponges: Exists
    Literally all reasonable forms of cleaning: Exists
    Jazza: I'm just gonna rub this all over my apron

  • @tahu1013
    @tahu1013 4 года назад +303

    I feel if someone new watched this video, they would think Jazza was just joking about being an artist

    • @yurikoir
      @yurikoir 4 года назад +11

      We would all be like “no, really, he’s very good”...”umm... wait at the end, he’s going to end up with something really cool” ...”but he sings amazing!! Well, not on this video, but he does! I promise “

    • @EvanKashvi
      @EvanKashvi 4 года назад +6

      My boyfriend heard him say he was a professional in the beginning then kept mocking him the rest of the time and I was like yup, he deserves to be mocked here LMAO

  • @finchy_1172
    @finchy_1172 4 года назад +1020

    Why is bleeping out swearing so much funnier then just normal swearing, or is that just me?

    • @theamnesiasquad3425
      @theamnesiasquad3425 4 года назад +66

      Especially if it's in huge bunches

    • @Nocrii
      @Nocrii 4 года назад +66

      Prolly cause it creates more feel that it is inappropriate and he went over the limit in anger/despair
      If it wasn't bleeped it would be 'just' an angry swearing guy, which is not necessarily funny imo

    • @ballisticbadger9955
      @ballisticbadger9955 4 года назад +6

      I think It's just you 🙂🤷🏻‍♂️....

    • @TheSpaceyCat
      @TheSpaceyCat 4 года назад +2

      @@VintageMemory I personally prefer not censored words. I prefer to know exactly what is being said lmao. Most of the time you still can tell and those times are funny but when its big clusters of swearing and all you hear is bleeping it stops being funny. (in my opinion)

    • @hapyvika
      @hapyvika 4 года назад +5

      Just more funny, if it's in a cartoon for children and it's bleeped it's even funnier then just normal *BLEEP* because you wouldn't expect it.

  • @HopeLandberg
    @HopeLandberg 3 года назад +2

    9:20 is literally the end of 90% of the abstract pieces I've made 😂 This is such a great video!!

  • @MOplease10
    @MOplease10 4 месяца назад +1

    Why did my art teacher have to teach us the difference between non-objective and abstract… now every time someone calls non-objective art abstract my heart breaks a little… as you can probably guess, my heart is completely shredded at this point…

  • @borealestate
    @borealestate 4 года назад +184

    Jazza: “Hmmm that looks really watery, I think it’s acrylic”
    Video title: exists

    • @s2ep17
      @s2ep17 4 года назад +1

      I'm your 100th like B)

    • @bobafettchewbacca2015
      @bobafettchewbacca2015 4 года назад

      Bo Sandulescu bruh the first videos didn’t have it in the title. Also everyone has said this.

  • @wonder3761
    @wonder3761 4 года назад +83

    Jazza: swears, throws egg at painting, smears with hands, and throws it into the garbage
    Also Jazza: *hey, this one turned alright!!!*

  • @LadyBatChic1
    @LadyBatChic1 3 года назад

    I would love to see Mrs. Jazza's abstract art style. As an abstract artist, myself, I tend to lean towards pastel hues and stray away from blending complimentary colours like red and green for an often greyish-brown muddy result. Although I used oil paint in art school, I have found that acrylic has served me better for my mixed media art and abstract paintings. Continue with your chaotic style, Jazza. You are a blast!

  • @jumpman8282
    @jumpman8282 Год назад

    Reminds me of that Carl Barks comic where Barney Bear decides to paint a tree for an art competition.
    Everything that can go wrong goes wrong.
    By the time Barney gets to the art gallery, his painting is covered in a mix of paint, mud, honey, grass, leaves, fur, you name it.
    In the end it turns out to be a competition in _abstract_ art, which of course means Barney gets first prize.

  • @KaoruGoyle
    @KaoruGoyle 4 года назад +62

    "I dont know if they are oils or acrylic"
    Turns to big screen, big screen video title LITERALLY SAYS ACRYLIC

  • @mistyk.2152
    @mistyk.2152 4 года назад +78

    The word “acrylic” shows up on screen 8 times before he looks for the tube for a clue. 😂

  • @AadenKDragon
    @AadenKDragon 2 года назад

    Acrylic abstract channels: calm, soothing, relaxing, satisfying
    Jazza doing abstract: worrying, nail-biting, CHAOS
    Me: yeah this works

  • @paigesteffler8766
    @paigesteffler8766 3 года назад +1

    Jazza: I have the right colors now
    also jazza: *adds red instead of orange*
    6:27
    6:50

  • @geekcatsunited4527
    @geekcatsunited4527 4 года назад +638

    There’s too many kinds of abstract art for any approach to be “wrong”, but it seems like your main issue is you stress about and try to control the outcome. This kind of abstract painting will never turn out exactly how you imagine. Personally, I like to start with a color palette, or a brush, or a technique, any single thing I want to focus on, and just kinda go from there. Pick some nice colors and just make cool patterns with a palette knife or fan brush for a while and maybe one of them will turn out nicely!
    The other thing is sometimes you have to let a piece be done lol.

    • @CheySociety
      @CheySociety 4 года назад +15

      ^this! I was gonna comment something similar but you nailed it. Hopefully Jazza sees this and chills out a bit 😂

    • @yowo6105
      @yowo6105 4 года назад +26

      + clean your brushes or pallet knife if you start painting a new color

    • @mermaid960
      @mermaid960 4 года назад +1

      This should totally get a heart from Jazza! It's really helpful 😊

    • @Qwertky
      @Qwertky 4 года назад +8

      The hardest part for me is deciding when to stop. I always talk myself into doing just a *little bit* more and bam! Now it's just vomit, lol.

    • @SPOOKY-dz8jf
      @SPOOKY-dz8jf 4 года назад

      Why does this remind me of Bob Ross

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 4 года назад +149

    When Jazza added the black:
    "Woah there friend you might need to slow down."

  • @TheGraphiteandCharcoalArtist
    @TheGraphiteandCharcoalArtist 4 месяца назад

    “Were’s this come from, you put another friggin colour in there. You cheeky barsted.” Got me cracked up

  • @avokka
    @avokka 3 года назад

    Best part of Jazza is that he doesn't get abstract art even tho he's THE art channel

  • @Agmolly
    @Agmolly 4 года назад +391

    This is an official request for a “Mrs.Jazza tries abstract art” video pls

  • @nom-nom9229
    @nom-nom9229 4 года назад +160

    Yes exactly bob ross has the fricken best voice that he could say “ one day I was roasting marshmallows while chewing on a pair of roasted frog legs but felt like it needed a small friend so I gave it one”

    • @Lussra
      @Lussra 4 года назад +2

      @Cheese Bob gaming and cheese

    • @TKAT89
      @TKAT89 4 года назад +6

      Not gonna lie... i read that in the bob ross voice xD

  • @MrgnPng
    @MrgnPng 3 года назад

    I just realized, he said they didn’t explain what medium they were using, when really he should’ve “read” the description, or the title of the videos, to at least find at least the smallest hint of what they were using, but he’s just a silly crazy man, love him to bits lol 👌✨💛

  • @HandyHelons
    @HandyHelons 2 года назад

    That one you took out the bin, I see somebody in a red plastic raincoat in a downpour in a busy street in London. I can just imagine the hustle and bustle and trendy coffee bars pretending to be Paris in the background hidden by the sheet of rain.