And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: (Gen. 1:14) For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: (1 Cor. 15:3-5) Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved. (From Acts 16:31)
@@rainkore13absolutely nothing, but they don't give a crap. I could be watching a video of a parrot dancing then go to the comments and see a bible quote.
This performance slaps from start to finish, absolutely no notes. Also, two people's comments stuck in my mind as I was falling asleep to this last night and I dreamt you made a "Jersey Mom Helps You Plan Your First Big Bank Robbery" video.
@@inkonthewillow_asmroh absolutely please do! I grew up in the Philly suburbs, so "Jersey accent talking about crimes" will be very nostalgic for me haha
@@MxSaecause the information says stuff youve done wrong, so its like hurtful information if you are the criminal which is why youd want to "kys" cause of it 😭
Oh my god I LOVE her. She’s such a girl’s girl! I swear, you absolutely rock the most unhinged roleplays in the best way. The more absurd the title, the more excited I get because you have such a knack for comedy with such a dry sense of humor and I love it!
“Yeah, you’re under arrest. It was nice meeting you tho.” COLDEST LINE IN ASMR HISTORY also this was like strangely cinematic and sooo funny and I loved the ending I wasn’t expecting it. keep up the good work! ❤❤
bestie, you get more and more beautiful every video. my heart cannot take it!!! truly you are so witty, i love this character to death. if i was shot because of her failed negotiation, i'd go smiling
i need this to be part of a criminal minds episode and i need you to just do the exact same thing in the episode... oh my dear gods, this is pure and utter brilliance
This is completely and utterly unhinged, like much of your content, and I love it wholeheartedly. Belinda is a queen who knows how to work with the resources she has.
This has immediately skyrocketed to one of my favorite videos lmaooo, not only is your voice extremely comforting but the concept and execution are BEYOND funny, omg 😭😭
WOW you’re acting is SO DAMN GOOD. i really love this character and how you used some more subtle touches to make it feel more natural, they definitely don’t go unnoticed!! the camera quality along with your acting quality genuinely made me feel like i was watching a show. normally i don’t have the attention span to watch anything longer than 10 minutes (sometimes not even that 😭) but i watched this whole thing and didn’t even realise it was half an hour. definitely subscribing i can’t wait to see what more you bring!! 🤍
Your repertoire of characters is growing and flourishing while never losing that charm of yours. Last time I vibed this much on a hostage situation was on the Vince Staples Show.
ive already been watching you for a whole year and you've remained to be my favorite ASMRtist . Thank you so much, everything about you & you do is just so soothing
I have watched ASMR for over six years, and I have to admit this is the best ASMR I think I have ever watched!! I definitely am subscribing and look forward to all of your brilliant ideas!
I'm kinda worried cause this is exactly my personality and I think I could literally be in that situation and act like that cause I wouldn't want to hurt the criminal's feelings or for him to be mad at me 😂
i lowkey stalked you and i saw you used to dance and as a fellow dancer i think you should do like a mom gets you ready for a showcase/competition type roleplay. the sas my mom used to get from me on those days was brutal and i just think it would be really funny and i figured you may have experience that too when you were younger. also off topic but ily.
soft parenting a criminal is so hilarious
And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: (Gen. 1:14)
For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: (1 Cor. 15:3-5)
Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved. (From Acts 16:31)
@@Christdiedforus.-wow 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 🤫🧏♂️🤫🧏♂️🤫🧏♂️🤫🧏♂️🤫🧏♂️🤫🧏♂️🤫🧏♂️
@@Christdiedforus.-what did this comment have to do with god?
@@rainkore13absolutely nothing, but they don't give a crap. I could be watching a video of a parrot dancing then go to the comments and see a bible quote.
@@Christdiedforus.- piss off
i thought the perspective would be from a hostage, not the kidnapper 💀 love that tbh
Do you think hostage negotiators negotiate WITH the hostage instead of FOR them ?
@@cecille5833 idk 🧍 never heard of any genuine stories about hostage negotiators lmao
I don't, but then I'm a miscreant.
"Listen, i know her methods are unorthodox, but she's the best damn negotiator we've got"
Key and Peele ?
omg where is this frommm
Honestly, I wouldn't be that surprised if some real hostage negotiator had a similar vibe
@@TheBrainWormed_77
"I'm not upset you killed Angela, I'm upset you lied about it."
😂😂😂
"How are the hostages treating you?" made me giggle like a fool.
Also, imagine being the hostage and watching the person who you thought was going to help you putting makeup on the armed man lmao
“put the gun down :)” was so good
Two hostage negotiators getting married to eachother sounds like some hilarious-in-hindsight arguments and some great parenting.
I would watch that tv show
@@forestbunny4933 money heist on netflix is a good one
A sitcom thats half procedural criminal show half home drama would be AMAZING!
Thats just Brooklyn 99 no?
@@beepthemeep12no
“i want toby….no not sexually, at least not right now” took me OUT 😂
I'm a preschool teacher and this is literally what my job feels like every day LMFAOOOO 😂 this is so funny im obsessed
as a student aide i was thinking the same thing lol!! she has the tone of voice DOWN
THE CHANGE IN TONE AT THE END WITH THE REVEAL, CHEF'S KISS A+ ACTING
WHAT AN ENDING OMG
FR SHES SO GOOD AT ACTING
.... Why would she lie though? 😢 I trusted her!
I felt so betrayed 💔
NO SHE ACTUALLY ATE SO BAD????
This performance slaps from start to finish, absolutely no notes.
Also, two people's comments stuck in my mind as I was falling asleep to this last night and I dreamt you made a "Jersey Mom Helps You Plan Your First Big Bank Robbery" video.
okay….wait….but can i use that??? that’s such a good idea 😭
@@inkonthewillow_asmroh absolutely please do! I grew up in the Philly suburbs, so "Jersey accent talking about crimes" will be very nostalgic for me haha
This comment made me laugh really hard, thank you
I read this as jesus' mom helps you plan your first big bank robbery 💀
I gotta go sleep lmao
@@sumbunny2009Not the Virgin Mary planning a heist 😂💀 I’d watch that.
Im so in love with this character, she could talk me down from anything
The spin-off of Legally Blonde for the next generation we all needed
"if i read a file like that id kms" THE WAY I WAS LIKE SAME 😭😭😭 i love your humor i fw ur videos so much ❤️
Help wdym same 😭
@@MxSaecause the information says stuff youve done wrong, so its like hurtful information if you are the criminal which is why youd want to "kys" cause of it 😭
pov gentle parenting the bank robbers
Honestly love how she prepped us a little bit so we look good in our mugshots 😔🙏
“i came in with the purse” was in the lorax voice plsss 😭
Oh my god I LOVE her. She’s such a girl’s girl! I swear, you absolutely rock the most unhinged roleplays in the best way. The more absurd the title, the more excited I get because you have such a knack for comedy with such a dry sense of humor and I love it!
I feel like I’m a hostage eavesdropping on this conversation 💀💀
The way I’d catch feelings 😭
For her or the robbers?
@@Moonphasieyeah Vlads a hottie
@@Moonphasiebut the little red is a firecracker in the bedroom! 😅
Killing a hostage resulting in the pizza getting downgraded from Pizza Hut to Cici's took me out 😂
“Yeah, you’re under arrest. It was nice meeting you tho.” COLDEST LINE IN ASMR HISTORY
also this was like strangely cinematic and sooo funny and I loved the ending I wasn’t expecting it. keep up the good work! ❤❤
bestie, you get more and more beautiful every video. my heart cannot take it!!!
truly you are so witty, i love this character to death. if i was shot because of her failed negotiation, i'd go smiling
ugh thank you so so much 🩷
@@inkonthewillow_asmrYou're the absolute greatest ASMRtist of all time dear willow ❤
Even the robber wouldn’t subject their victims to Cici’s pizza.
This is what killed me I love the fact that they thought Cici’s pizza was worse than what they were doing to them 😂
i lost everything with the "miss swift's" hahaha
Time stamp? 😭
@@maveee563 21:47
this is fantastically unhinged--i love it
i need this to be part of a criminal minds episode and i need you to just do the exact same thing in the episode... oh my dear gods, this is pure and utter brilliance
The casual gestures are CRAZY tingly. ESPECIALLY the cinnamon sticks moment on the phone. Love your style so much😴
Ok there’s a reason she got that bonus 👏👏👏 29:15 gagged me lmaooo
Love that she got done up fancy for this one. Negotiators gotta slay too.
“Put the gun down. 😬 😒” “thank you 😌” lmfao took me out!!! 16:38
girl you have done it again, constantly raising the bar for all of us, and doing it flawlessly
Saw the title, saw it was from you, and I instantly clicked. Your personality shines in your videos and is my favorite part about each one. 💯
make me weepy 🥹
@@inkonthewillow_asmr Just finished the vid, the natural smooth lead up to the ending was great 😭
This is completely and utterly unhinged, like much of your content, and I love it wholeheartedly. Belinda is a queen who knows how to work with the resources she has.
This has immediately skyrocketed to one of my favorite videos lmaooo, not only is your voice extremely comforting but the concept and execution are BEYOND funny, omg 😭😭
now THIS is my type of asmr 😭😭
Oh we know 😭🙏
18:13 GIRL---
ik that part had me 😭
WOW you’re acting is SO DAMN GOOD. i really love this character and how you used some more subtle touches to make it feel more natural, they definitely don’t go unnoticed!! the camera quality along with your acting quality genuinely made me feel like i was watching a show. normally i don’t have the attention span to watch anything longer than 10 minutes (sometimes not even that 😭) but i watched this whole thing and didn’t even realise it was half an hour. definitely subscribing i can’t wait to see what more you bring!! 🤍
you’re actually so charismatic and creative that i’m kinda scared your channel doesn’t have like a million subs
She’s giving Ana Di Armas in No Time To Die and I’m so deeply obsessed
I want a movie about these characters in an unlikely action buddy comedy
this is such a cinematic masterpiece omg
This is genuinely incredible I clicked this to go to sleep but I just stayed up to watch this like a sitcom episode
this is genuinely high art, like I feel like this is an intense fever-dream
damn, that ending got me, that was phenomenal
Your repertoire of characters is growing and flourishing while never losing that charm of yours. Last time I vibed this much on a hostage situation was on the Vince Staples Show.
omg the ending had me absolutely shook you’re a genius i’m obsessed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was so quick witted and fun. I literally was locked in for every minute laughing and also loving the raspy mean girl whispers
I want a lawyer
Better call Saul.
ok but that ending "put your hands in the air for me" ate SO hard..
WE NEED this character back for a doing your wedding makeup ASMR!!
it's the creativity for me at this point
this is so cozy and wholesome all at the same time. your personality is so fun!
This is so original. Your delivery is hysterical. Thank you for this!
ive already been watching you for a whole year and you've remained to be my favorite ASMRtist . Thank you so much, everything about you & you do is just so soothing
The Hermes bit killed me 🤣
21:40 HOW DID I KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO MENTION TAYLOR THE SECOND I HEARD YOU SAY JET😭
This is my favourite video ever… for some reason it just really hits that sweet spot of chill but still engaging background conversation it’s soo good
Knew it was rigged when we didn’t get our Cici’s
I love the manner of speaking used in this video
The pronunciation of S’s sounds really good
I love that you aren’t whispering but rather talking quietly
I love soft talking asmr
I have watched ASMR for over six years, and I have to admit this is the best ASMR I think I have ever watched!! I definitely am subscribing and look forward to all of your brilliant ideas!
I'm kinda worried cause this is exactly my personality and I think I could literally be in that situation and act like that cause I wouldn't want to hurt the criminal's feelings or for him to be mad at me 😂
the amount of times i’ve watched this video is INSANE i just love it so much
This remains one of my favorite videos on RUclips.
Bruhhhh I was not expecting the ending to go like that 😂
Bravo
I was so fucking invested I swear
I have been watching ASMR for 10 years, this is by far the funniest most creative ASMR video I've seen. Mad props, this is art.
that top is absolutely GORGEOUSSSS and it looks amazing on you!!!
This is hilarious. The eye rolls, the gentle parenting, the awkward laughs. Its all so perfect 😭😭😭
This premise is so whimsical and fun, but your voice is on another level!
The hostages the whole time:
👁️👄👁️
Love for Peter and Kelly, who found love in the hostage negotiation profession.
You are literally my favorite creator, no one is out here doing it like you! 👏🏻😍✨️
the sharpness in your voice is so tingly!! love it !!
you gagged me at the end i really thought i was going to Cabo
This is so creative and hilarious, instant sub. Love the energy of this whole channel, and especially your acting :D
This video is stellar omfg
You are easily the funniest ASMR creator I know. LOVE your videos
I love Ur comic sense and Ur Facial expressions😂😍❤️ keep em coming🤍
I love the soft speaking and the random tapping
Wow this was amazing! The story and the acting. That ending shocked me!
I’m in love with this! The concept, your acting, and the ASMR. Instant subscribe 🩷
Black/ white space if you need it
this is my new favorite asmr video ever omg
i lowkey stalked you and i saw you used to dance and as a fellow dancer i think you should do like a mom gets you ready for a showcase/competition type roleplay. the sas my mom used to get from me on those days was brutal and i just think it would be really funny and i figured you may have experience that too when you were younger. also off topic but ily.
PLEASE oh my fucking god . mom or coach rp would end me
Asmr concepts are truly evolving ❤ thank you for this contribution - I luv this 😂
I love your soft spoken style. It's a great tempo and volume. Awesome video!
You did such a wonderful job on this!
Great balance of relaxing and hilarious, tysm for such a gem
Sent this video to my sister because I thought it was so cute and funny. Love your work!
This was solid god damn humor 😂😂😂
This is seriously so ridiculously good, you killed it!! 10/10.
I would die laughing trying to film this . Big respect
This is the best ASMR video I’ve ever seen
Lmao that ending
“It was nice meeting you tho” 😂😂😂😂
PLEASE make this a series this character is so funny
i loved every moment, i will now be deep diving into your channel, this character and premise is just chefs kiss
We need another part of this ASAP!
This is so coquette 🎀✨
Bro I love this. This is brilliant