Prisoner 1: I robbed a convenience store and shot 3 cops: Prisoner 2: that’s nothing, I’ll collected seaweed in New Hampshire: Damn that’s a filthy crime
Was gona hit like but u r at 187-murder death kill code lol Nevermind someone just made it 188 so here ya go👍 but Mr. Ballen probably wants us to strangle the button
I ain't no snitch, my Sal dealer don't exists, you be trippin, and clearly there are only 75 here this time *Quietly keeping the Sal from wiggling out from being stashed*
*I ain’t no snitch, but there was this guy in the back of a McDonald’s who got a whole farm of there bad boy, dumba$$ trade it for some freechavacodo. *luaghs on the inside in absolute lying**
New scp idea a wood crate that randomly opens and shoots an unstoppable laser like stream of salamanders 100 feet up into the air Edit: I realize the similarities between this and the" there be dragon's" scp
Every time I watch a Mr. Ballen video and he doesn't say "you fool" at least once it makes me feel cheated. 60 % of the time it cracks me up every time.
The dissatisfaction and disappointment in his voice makes me feel like I'm gonna go to death row with the date of next Tuesday for sleeping in a cheese factory, taking seaweed, and buying 76 salamanders.
@@elijahthompson5520 you should get to know your state's law better. What if you accidentally buy 76 salamanders and get arrested? How will you feel then?
This is my new favorite series for sure! He throws in comedy the perfect amount. When I click on a @MrBallen video or short I just naturally expect strange dark and mysterious
The guy who owns 76 salamander, slept in a cheesecake factory in South Dakota and collected seaweeds at night in New Hampshire: "I'm an absolute criminal"
"3 weird laws you break everyday" Ah yes, I too love buying 76 salamanders and raise them, then I get tired and head to a cheese factory and take a nap there, then I wake up at 11pm to grab some seaweed and go back to a cheese factory to sleep, EVERYDAY.
I can’t help but imagine this guy starts “dealing” salamanders, but he doesn’t even have salamanders. He just asks someone if they want to buy 76 and then heartily snickers to themselves as they goblin hop away repeating “75 is the legal amount, 75 is the legal amount!”
"That you break every day" Yes, I do, in fact, regularly buy over 75 salamanders at once. I have an army of salamanders that is ever growing. I can no longer live in my own house. I live on the streets, begging people for food. Not for me, but for my house full of salamanders. And when that fateful day comes that salamanders take over the world and destroy the human race, I will be safe. For I have offered the salamanders homes. I have given up my own safety to protect them. And now, while everyone else burns, they will protect me.
“I had a 12 kill spree on a Friday night, ran 5 people over driving drunk and crashed into some buildings. What about you?” “I took some seaweed at around eleven PM.”
"hey mom, i messed up real bad. im in jail." "what?! im coming! why? what did you do?" "i- i bought 76 salamanders. ive been doing this everyday." "oh honey im very disappointed"
Now I am concerned that my children could be criminals. Especially with napping in a cheese factory. My newborn grandson did this just the other day, he was born to be bad!
I should of thought about it before I bought all the salamanders, Now I'm in for LIFE, I hope my lawyer can get me out of this, I should have known better, but when you love salamanders as much as I do, Your well, your going to the big house ,seriously
"3 laws you break everyday" Ah yes. Buying 76 salamanders, sleeping in a cheese factory and going to the national spelunky fuggin championships to pick some seaweed, *at night* , is my everyday routine how'd you know?
@@athleticnerd8333 lets also pick up some seaweed on a specific time thats when they are the best i know a good beach where they have good seaweed i could cook kelp for us
Well, all of that seaweed collecting at night in NH, even with the help of 76 salamanders, can make you tired. And what better place to rest? Putting your head on a comfy cheese wheel in SD.
“Yo man you got the good stuff?”
*pulls out 76 salamanders, keys to a cheese factory, and seaweed from new hampshire.*
That guy is looking at consecutive life sentences.
What a monster, nobody can stop this man
Lol
Creepvine*
New Hampshire aka the state with the shortest coast line
The way he says “You Fool” feels like a personal attack.
+1 kill +15 points for a feelings shot
Him:you fool
Us:and we took that personally
Congratulations selym, you figured out his darkest secret.. it was always personal. You must be punished for this
Yes I don't know why he said that
it’s kinda hot 🙈
I always love his “Oh ho…You fool.” Quotes in this series.
Oh ho..
"What are you in for?"
"I killed a couple and their kids with a chainsaw, you?"
"I took a 5 min nap in a cheese factory."
"(Horrified gasp)"
💀
"What were his charges."
"HE WAS COLLECTING SEAWEED AT NIGHT."
"The filthy monster."
My man it’s gonna look like weed at night 😂
Lol I feel bad for the people that have gone to Jain for that lol, I live in New Hampshire and I have done the last one lol
@@Will0wslife Dude, what do you do with seaweed? I'm uneducated.
Prisoner 1: I robbed a convenience store and shot 3 cops:
Prisoner 2: that’s nothing, I’ll collected seaweed in New Hampshire:
Damn that’s a filthy crime
It’s “filthy animal”
“What are you in for?”
“I killed 3 people, what about you?”
“I… took a nap.. *in a cheese factory”*
The other inmates ' Ssssss, Yeah you can't do that bud. '
Sits on the far side away from your crazy ass.
Hmmhmm, You fool!
I bought 76 salamanders
Was gona hit like but u r at 187-murder death kill code lol
Nevermind someone just made it 188 so here ya go👍 but Mr. Ballen probably wants us to strangle the button
"Hey, what are you in for?"
"Oh, I'm a serial killer that murdered 11 people, what about you?"
"I collected seaweed at night"
**le gasp**
"In New Hampshire😪n my defense I thought we crossed the state line a few miles
"You fool" gets me everytime 🤣
The “You fool”😂
Who you calling fool! ♥️
It's EVERYTHING
@sosaboy sosa Should of skipped it.... You fool.... Sorry man had to say it..😂🤣
It’s like Gilbert Gottfried on Hollywood Squares
The delivery was perfect😂
"What are you in for?"
"I murdered a family in cold blood, How about you?"
"I slept in a cheese factory"
I never been in a cheese factory or ever heard of one in South Dakota
@@DaDumbOne Then that just makes that law even more pointless lmao.
Murderer: you sick fuck get away from me
@@blakedavis2447 The murderer then slides away and backs into the corner, fear etched into every crease of their face.
YOU MONSTER
When I hear Mr. Ballen laugh and say "you fool..." I know I've slipped up😧
"You fool" is my new comeback insult. Just that. Then I walk away.
Imagine just having your average slumber party in a cheese factory with the boys and the you wake up to “you fool” **evil laughs**
💀 that would be me, my brother and his friend for sure.
*ya know, the average cheese factory slumber party*
I’ve broke none of these laws y o u f o o l
Haha ,you fool
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ugh his laugh and “you fool” 😂😂 gets me every time!! Lol
“You fool”
Love it made me laugh and I’m only on my first cup of coffee this morning 😂
“You can’t collect seaweed at night in New Hampshire”
*well there goes my nightly plans.*
haha i was suprised he even mentioned a state that doesn't exist, and I happen to be in that nonexistant state to
@@irina_divine haha I don’t know if ur being sarcastic bc New Hampshire does exist.
Haha that makes two of us
@@Jin-zj5yq whoosh
@@Jin-zj5yq What’s New Hampshire?
Edit: nvm I remember it’s that place that doesn’t exist
“3 laws you break everyday”
Officer: Sir. It’s the 5th time this week! How do you keep getting all of these salamanders?
I ain't no snitch, my Sal dealer don't exists, you be trippin, and clearly there are only 75 here this time
*Quietly keeping the Sal from wiggling out from being stashed*
@@javiarcamaro7178 lmao
*I ain’t no snitch, but there was this guy in the back of a McDonald’s who got a whole farm of there bad boy, dumba$$ trade it for some freechavacodo. *luaghs on the inside in absolute lying**
Homie got 380 salamanders my man is on a watch list
New scp idea a wood crate that randomly opens and shoots an unstoppable laser like stream of salamanders 100 feet up into the air
Edit: I realize the similarities between this and the" there be dragon's" scp
I love how we break these laws everyday lmao
Every time I watch a Mr. Ballen video and he doesn't say "you fool" at least once it makes me feel cheated. 60 % of the time it cracks me up every time.
“i killed a man, what’re you in for?”
“i took a nap in the cheese factory”
*gasps*
Lmao
You monster how dare you sleep in a cheese factory
@@WilliamMckenzie-fg8qt becomes top in the food chain just for sleeping in a cheese factory
@@destroyer5689 He has no fear. No weaknesses.
UH OH
“What are you in for?”
“I killed a man with a refrigerator, how bout you?”
“I collected seaweed at night in New Hampshire”
"You fool."
I’m getting strong Sam O’Nella vibes from this comment…
*slowly backs away* and I thought *I* was dangerous
U copied this comment you fool
@@dcgreatman same
"Sounds pretty good! I can get alot done with 76 salamanders."
I am genuinely curious as to what you will get done with those 76 salamanders 😀
Start a pest control business obviously
@@drakenaas3218 oh yes, obviously 😀 to hell with the Orkin man, im calling the man with the 76 salamanders to solve my pest issues.
Please do more weird law shorts!! Your delivery is spot on dude! Loving the comedic side of Mr.Ballen! 💚
The dissatisfaction and disappointment in his voice makes me feel like I'm gonna go to death row with the date of next Tuesday for sleeping in a cheese factory, taking seaweed, and buying 76 salamanders.
Hold up 🤔
Drug dealers are your problem? Pfft pathetic. We’ve got salamander dealers
Toofunny
taking seaweed at night in new hampshire
@@jojo-uw8tx LMFAO
Inmate: We got murdering Mike, stealing Steve, and Jim.
Me: what did jim do?
Inmate: he bought 76 salamanders.
That fool...
Sleeping Simon
XD
That fool..
mhm you fool
*chuckles slyly* “You fool… it’s illegal to nap in cheese factories in South Dakota.” Cracked me up for hours
Ah yes my daily routine
-buy 76 salamanders
-nap in cheese factory
-collect seaweed
let's be honest, we always do the 3rd one
I have the authorities on the phone right now, you’re gonna regret this
@@torch14000 I've never even seen a sea weed...
You fool
@@coltongropp1465 what part of state are you in?
“I can get a lot done with 76 salamanders”
“You fool, 75 is the limit “
The fact that these are actual laws, kill me 🤣🤣
Someone always ruins the fun.
they made it funnier
Well considering if you were on a road trip and did All three things you might get the death penalty. Therefore it Will litteraly kill you
What would one possibly do with 75 salamanders? Breed them? Eat them? Set up 75 salamander tanks?
@@mannysantos1562 Or maybe raise a small battalion of salamanders?
"You fool.." 🤣🤣 There goes my late night seaweed collecting sessions
“Hmhmhmhmhm… you foool”
Bro I’m literally crying🤣🤣🤣
Guy: owns 75 salamanders
Salamander: lays eggs
Guy: "I never chose this life of crime"
Commit to a life of crime and create the Salamafia
Also when do you buy 75 salamanders a fukin day
@@oggabooka2324 when wouldn’t you buy 75 salamanders a fukin day?
🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@@Mossymushroomfrog18 holy crap!!! ☠️☠️☠️☠️
“3 weird laws you break *everyday’”*
*”Hey, dude. Want 76 salamanders?”*
Lmao
What was he referring to as salamander? Someone please excuse my ignorance and explain it to me. Im lost
@@ariesrule2001 salamanders as in the amphibian you can have up to 75 of them to keep it legal
*"YOU FOOL"*
that was implemented for safety of kids math problems
This man really went villain mode a said "YOU FOOL" 💀💀💀💀
I love when he says “you fool”
“here’s 3 weird laws you break everyday without even knowing! so you’re on a trip in illinois and the local salamander dealer comes up to you-“
I'm pissing 💀
Wym everyday I hit up my salamander dealer whenever I’m feeling rambunctious
Yes and then go to my local beach and collect thousands of pieces of sea weeds every day
like who doesn’t just find there local salamander dealer and starts purchasing 76 salamanders. I’m really surprised at you if you don’t 😩
You Fool
“Most of you will be guilty of number three” ah yes I always find myself in New Hampshire collecting seaweed at nighttime
Also NH had the smallest existing ocean coastline. I’ve lived in NH for 17 years and I’ve been to the coastline like 5 times
@@goatman7362 and of course everyone has to go to Hampton on the day you go
Lol he only says that so u watch the full video till the end
Hmm that fool
@@goatman7362 I’m from above the notch... I’ve been to the nh coastline a total of 3 times in my life.
I wait patiently through every story just to hear him say “you fool “
Every time he says you fool I crack up 💀😂
“what are you in for?”
“I brutality killed a man with an axe, how about you?”
“I bought 76 salamanders instead of 75”
“*gasp* no u didn’t”
Underrated comment
Very funny underrated comment
Extremely hilarious funny underrated comment
Without a doubt, quite a humorous comment that happens to be underrated
Probally how it would go but lol
That evil laugh with the "you fool" is better than any anime antagonist.
I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
@@kman0201 it’s much better to say it in an accusatory, technoblade-esque voice
Ikr lol
Not true
Na anime one is better
“I napped in a cheese factory”
“WOAH MAN THATS WAYYY TO FAR”
The sheer intimidation in his voice at the end of each weird law.
Mr. Ballen chuckling softly and shaking his head while quietly saying "You fool" is something I didn't know I needed, but I 100% did.
In fact.
Jesus Saves Love God✝️
@@smileyoulookpretty2702 Jesus Saves Love God ✝️
Yes I love it.
Fax machine
“Yo what you in for”
“Seaweed”
“I’m sorry *what* ”
“You heard me”
“You mean you were SELLING WEED right?”
“No, Seaweed!”
@@dejiadeleye5697 "like you saw weed and bought some?"
"NO, SEAWEED. THE STUFF THAT GROWS AT THE BOTTOM OF BODIES OF WATER."
"👁️👄👁️"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR IN FOR SEAWEED?!"
I’ve never heard of anyone with the same name as me! My name is Leigha too!! It’s so weird seeing it when I didn’t write it lol.
In for the OG. ocean grown
"Want 76 Salamanders?"
"Uh Sure.."
"We Got em Boys"
“I can get a lot done with 76 salamanders“
-Mr. Ballen
Am i the only one that absolutely loves the way he chuckles and says "you fool..."
It's just so funny to me🤣
YASSSS
THE REASON I SUBBED WAS BECAUSE OF THAT
haha you fool🤣 my favorite part
NAH ME TOOO
bro i feel the same way also
5 years later:
“What are you in for”
“I burned 6 families alive in an apartment building”
“I murdered 2 people”
“I bought 76 salamanders”
I'm the 76th like
@@error9660 "I slept in a cheese factory"
Bro, as an Illinoisian, I didn't even fuckin know about the salamanders XD
@@elijahthompson5520 you should get to know your state's law better. What if you accidentally buy 76 salamanders and get arrested? How will you feel then?
Not true I live in newhamsher
Me: *tries to take a deep breath*
MrBallen: *chuckles* you fool, you can't breathe underwater
This is my new favorite series for sure! He throws in comedy the perfect amount. When I click on a @MrBallen video or short I just naturally expect strange dark and mysterious
The guy who owns 76 salamander, slept in a cheesecake factory in South Dakota and collected seaweeds at night in New Hampshire:
"I'm an absolute criminal"
What a monster!
God damn he a menace to society
Underrated comment
Disappointing
Lock him up!
“Yo man what are you in for”
“I murdered 3 family’s”
“I bout 76 salamanders”
“Y-you madman”
Credit to FBI
My friends say that I won't hit 500 subs by the end of 15th May. Let's prove them wrong
@Fnafronpa and The tattletail craft lol, self promoting won’t get him very far😂
It’s spelled bought, but bout. Just letting you know
@@FlyUpTech plut twist you have no friends
@@greyraiz1301 🤣🤣😭Haha that’s funny
Everyone in prison: Commited felony
Me sitting in the corner because I slept in a chess factory:
Ah yes I love buying 76 salamanders every day
“What y’all in for?”
“I killed 3 children”
“I robbed a small bank”
“I took a nap in a cheese factory in South Dakota”
Fr like w h y it’s annoying-
*stabbed*
And purple guy killed 6 children that ended up possessing robots which soon enough kill even more people...
Everyone is terrified of the sleeping cheese man
I bought 76 salamanders
"3 weird laws you break everyday"
Ah yes, I too love buying 76 salamanders and raise them, then I get tired and head to a cheese factory and take a nap there, then I wake up at 11pm to grab some seaweed and go back to a cheese factory to sleep, EVERYDAY.
👀 What do you mean? I do that every single day
😂😂
It's been a year and the cheese factory is filled to the brim with 27,740 salamanders that all live off the seaweed I collect each night 😂
@@itsvyo They didn’t miss the joke they made a joke with the joke
@@CosmicDragonMastsrChief ooh ooh can I double woooosh him?
i'm watching this while awaiting my court trial for buying 76 salamanders
I can already hear the 1st image
"What are ya buying?"
It a school day and you decide to take a nap
“Mmm, you fool”
“Your not allowed to take naps on a school day
Me uhh u can explain
Edit: if you don’t get this -.-
@@somerandomperson4143 it means it’s illegal to not go to school
Nothing said about scnaps
My laugh will arrive in 2 business days
@@somerandomperson4143 don't get it
That smirk and "You fool" made this video totally worthwhile. 🤣😂🤣
Omg I love the " haha, you fool..." you're a natural story teller MrB!
I have never heard of anyone who's just like
"Aw f**k yah I need 76 salamanders"
The law is specifically for fishing to keep people from taking too many for bait
"But I could get SO MUCH done with 76 salamanders."
Are we talking about the animal?
@@nshawndelatorre7519 y es
Actually I sold like 60 something salamanders to a pet shop in illinois when I was like 4 lol not exactly 76 but pretty close lol
Fun fact: he could be making them up but we dont actually fact check it
New Hampshire is actually true
@ZuccTheAlienfrr??
Right
@Hayden Armstrong no they are real
The nh one is true im from nh and looked up old laws this was one
I do that “everyday” yeah I do that everyday of my life..
Lmao the “hmhm you fool it’s illegal” is what caught me off guard and had me dying of laughter 😂 😂 😂
His "you fool" feels like the disappointment most parents show
Hm hm hm hm hm ..... you fool....
It’s like when the anime protagonist finds something wrong with the other guys plan *pushes up glasses* “HAHAHAHAA you fool”
'What are you in for?"
"I fell asleep in a cheese factory in South Dakota."
"Gets 'em every time."
Lmao
No, actually I collected seaweed in New Hampshire. Which might not sound that bad, but it was at night.
You sick man
Man it was that boring it put you to sleep
xD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣1st who needs 75 salamanders??🤣🤣🤣 and da you fool part is hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭chuckles "you fool" sounds like my uncle
I can't, Mr.Ballen. You are just to fn FUNNY!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t help but imagine this guy starts “dealing” salamanders, but he doesn’t even have salamanders. He just asks someone if they want to buy 76 and then heartily snickers to themselves as they goblin hop away repeating “75 is the legal amount, 75 is the legal amount!”
And thhe fact that he's now known as "the local salamander dealer" implying that there are more dealers of the same trade.
An undercover cop basically
I need this in my next campaign
I got 76 salamanders
I want this to happen to me for some reason 😂
"That you break every day"
Yes, I do, in fact, regularly buy over 75 salamanders at once. I have an army of salamanders that is ever growing. I can no longer live in my own house. I live on the streets, begging people for food. Not for me, but for my house full of salamanders. And when that fateful day comes that salamanders take over the world and destroy the human race, I will be safe. For I have offered the salamanders homes. I have given up my own safety to protect them. And now, while everyone else burns, they will protect me.
is everything ok at home ? 😟
@@harutokki yes. Because my salamanders are safe. That is the only thing that matters.
@@xanderramsdell2919 the salamanders speak to me. They are... pleased with your work.
Same bro. Except mine is dolphin skulls. They will conquer all.
LMAO
That is so weird and Silly rules! And you laugh is a little creepy. This is cool to hear about!
everyday??? never slept in a cheese factory 😭
“I had a 12 kill spree on a Friday night, ran 5 people over driving drunk and crashed into some buildings. What about you?”
“I took some seaweed at around eleven PM.”
*moves to another cell in fear*
“In New Hampshire”😂😂
@@foredee8496 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"hey mom, i messed up real bad. im in jail."
"what?! im coming! why? what did you do?"
"i- i bought 76 salamanders. ive been doing this everyday."
"oh honey im very disappointed"
Now I am concerned that my children could be criminals. Especially with napping in a cheese factory. My newborn grandson did this just the other day, he was born to be bad!
"I know, I have a problem... I need salamander rehab."
Yea I’m his mom is definitely white
I should of thought about it before I bought all the salamanders, Now I'm in for LIFE, I hope my lawyer can get me out of this, I should have known better, but when you love salamanders as much as I do, Your well, your going to the big house ,seriously
Imagine having a wanted poster for someone who slept in a cheese factory or collected sea weeds at night
“What you in for?”
“I bought 76 salamanders”
“Oh sh$@ he has no fear”
😭😭😭
😂🤣😭
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU PSYCHO"
Him: “chuckling about facts that you’ve never heard”
Me:”knowing my ass wont be able to go anywhere”
bc you are in death row for purchasing 76 salamanders
why tf did you put this in quotations
@@birdtooth3261 yeah wait wtf
I don't even live in America! So pfttt
Covid-19 is the reason for not going anywhere that much
I like this one. It's like the funny side of Mr.Ballen. I think your onto something here sir. As long as you keep using the phrase "you fool" 🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
The chuckle then, "You fool..." is taking me out 🤣🤣🤣
"3 laws you break everyday"
Ah yes. Buying 76 salamanders, sleeping in a cheese factory and going to the national spelunky fuggin championships to pick some seaweed, *at night* , is my everyday routine how'd you know?
same cause i could totally do all that in one day easily
Cheese*
@@thatmanislagoat4880 Cheese*
🤣
Same can someone explain how they do this everyday? I would love to know
"What are ye buyin' stranger?"
The evil laugh 😈 got me first then the “You fool” 😂😂😂😂😂
"You can't buy 76 salamanders"
There goes my plan
It went right out the window… onto plan B, gonna go nap in a cheese factory to figure out what that plan is
@@athleticnerd8333 lets also pick up some seaweed on a specific time thats when they are the best i know a good beach where they have good seaweed i could cook kelp for us
Same
Come ta scotland ya can buy over 100 salamanders here
“Hi stranger what are you buying”-merchant. *Buys something* merchant-“hehe thank you” In a British accent
I
Can I buy 76 salamanders
@Olivia Simpson aw man well I guess two of my 76 friends have to share
I'm picking up dark souls vibes from this
Not enough cash!stranger
The way he said “you fool” was SOOOO Dennis Reynolds!!! 😂😂😂😂
I love the way you tell stories I just listen to you talk all day. Thank goodness you have saved me from being a fool! I love seaweed!
“3 wierd rules you break every day”
Me: ah yes, I too have 76 salamanders and regularly nap at the local cheese factory.
Well, all of that seaweed collecting at night in NH, even with the help of 76 salamanders, can make you tired. And what better place to rest? Putting your head on a comfy cheese wheel in SD.
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Thats the joke dude
Right. Don't forget collecting seaweed at night
Lol
*Falls asleep in Cheese Factory*
*Wakes up in cell*
Cellmate: Hey, you. You're finally awake!
Poll Twist: His cell mate was gay and was fucking him while he was sleeping
@@anonymouscyborg5610 gawd damn god😂
@@anonymouscyborg5610 there’s probably a better subreddit for you to express this kink, friend
Underrated comment 😂🤣
Your also on death row
Of course I buy 76 salamanders on a daily basis.
Dude, the “you fool”s were amazing
a guy in an alleyway: "h-hey kid, want.." *looks around* "want 76 salamanders?"
the kid: *yes*
The guy, who's actually an undercover cop:
*You fool.*
As some one who housed to live in Illinois I can agree this happens every day
Sure bud
Why the f**k did I think he was talking about lizards...
@@DrachenIord1510 "It's illegal to sell 76 salamanders in Illinois."
Me: eats cheese
Factory: “that’s fine”
Me: takes nap
Factory: “ya there’s a guy asleep in my factory, please arrest him.”
“Oh my god, yeah we'll be right there sir!”
"this is the 10th time in this week"
so the factory... has a factory?
@@richyscar9955 read it like a storyline
@@flamingfairy9 Oh, I was thinking more a respectful police dispatcher.
The “fool” and evil laugh followed by totally serious face killer me.
The start of his sentence:😆😀😃
The end of his sentence:😈😈😈😈😈
“Hey stop right there”
“What did i do”
“It is illegal to close your eyes in a cheese factory”
I guess people that work in cheese factory's can't blink 😂😂😂😂😂
*YOU MUST ALWAYS BEHOLD THE CHEESE*
I read Chinese💀
@@bawtrawt377 lol
Pov all you see is: "I killed a man, what are you in for?"
"I slept in a cheese factory"
*GASP*
Dude, thats rough. I got caught with 76 salamanders. 🤷
tomatomato nice stolen comment
@@tvaettis0653
It’s not really stolen if everyone and their mother on this comment section has thought of that joke.
@tomatomato at night
That snicker followed by " You fool" 🤣😂. 👌💞🇿🇦
I love how Mr Ballen chuckles and calls you a fool 🤣
"Yo 😩"
"What's wrong?"
"I accidentally bought 76 salamanders AGAIN for the 5th time this week!"
"Omg no!"
"Now the cops are after me 😭😔✋"
Lmao
LMAOOOO
😩
That's why I'm wanted in 23 statea
@@mrchief6193 Im so done with this Lmfao