No Depth Perception Andy Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem @JackClishem Originally streamed on 20th October 2022 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
8:23 Jerma knows the only thing stopping him from becoming an actual meat grinder psychopath is the money required to purchase a human-sized meat grinder, and hes trying his best to prevent himself from gaining that power
Wait I’m pretty sure this is the streamer that grew a Gandalf-like beard over the course of years for the sole purpose of putting it in his mouth on stream and pretending to choke on it
He brought up the idea of someone twisting their long beard and stuffing it in their own mouth as something so normal, so routine that it happens to everyone. What a maniac
What kind of human responds to someone telling them they should grow a beard, with that they can’t because they’ll stuff the whole thing in their mouth
i feel like people always say "oh he's crazy for saying this" and usually what they're talking about is pretty tame, just a little goofy. but him talking about putting his own gandalf beard in his own mouth is one of the most insane things i've ever heard in my life.
Why is he so terrified of making jokes during sponsorship streams? If Gotham Knights' publisher wanted a streamer to market their game by taking it 100% seriously, they wouldn't have sponsored Jerma in the first place. Besides, I'm more likely to view a game favorably if my favorite streamers don't suppress their personality, and have fun while playing.
Jerma seems like the kid who'd try the crash spin in real life and throw up immediately
or stand on a chair with wheels and fall off
Like hurl mid spin, paint a ring in his bedroom
On his mom’s bed too
In his mom's bed
Bed joke
I wish Jerma was forced to run from a big boulder like Crash
holy shit is it actually you
he deserves it after he dropped a huge boulder on all those people that one time
what a psycho
I wish Jerma looked at a wild boar and gave me bedroom eyes like Crash
he is, it's his chat
the boulder stream
If Jerma gets the 106% ending he deserves to have the entire debt wiped tbh
The debt doesn't exist and is his least utilized meme because of how stupid that bit is
@@largelump3613 no fun havers when fun is had
@@morimorizutto1907 It does appear like a dead meme. The last on video reference was by The Extinguisher.
There is no debt
There is no debt in Ba Sing Se
you know you're in for a wild one when Jerma warns you that he's in a fucked up mood
Read this as I got to that exact part lol
8:23 Jerma knows the only thing stopping him from becoming an actual meat grinder psychopath is the money required to purchase a human-sized meat grinder, and hes trying his best to prevent himself from gaining that power
"I need a glass of water or like a jar of peanut butter."
two vastly different textures
Average person: "I'm afraid I won't be myself anymore if I'm rich"
Average Jerma: "I'm afraid that I'll use my money to import cheese from Italy"
I love how jerma has convinced himself that this game is like 20 years old
Randomly playing the "S C O R N" sound clip is one of his best bits.
I woke up this morning and that noise was the first thing that played in my head....
@@rainbowGZUS7 He’s trying to get in your head you need to resist or you will become a slave to his scornographic scheme
@@_.Dylan._ jerm's been in the scornography business since 2001
Wait I’m pretty sure this is the streamer that grew a Gandalf-like beard over the course of years for the sole purpose of putting it in his mouth on stream and pretending to choke on it
Zinger zinger zinger
The greatest enemy of new Crash players: _DEPTH PERCEPTION_
The smirk he does whenever he finds something funny is so contagious, and he isn't even laughing most of the time
There's something deeply haunting about Jerma and Young sheldon becoming one
An unusually high number of Kubrick faces in this one. I approve.
2:09 he unintentionally did his Wanda impression
Jerma the type of guy to think Wumpa Fruit are real
i don't think they're, but to be fair I didn't thought bandicoots were real animals either, so who knows.
i feel like i've read this comment before, perhaps in a dream
"There's no I-frames" was not something I expected anyone to ever say about a crash bandicoot game
Scarlet brainrot
He brought up the idea of someone twisting their long beard and stuffing it in their own mouth as something so normal, so routine that it happens to everyone. What a maniac
That would be hilarious if he tried to play Sly Cooper
i love revisiting the scorn arc
If I know anything about Crash Bandicoot it's
A.) Jerma likes it
B.) it is tricky
You. Are. Fucking. Wrong.
I wish he would finish this, it's really fun to see him experience Crash for the very first time
Last I checked, 15% of people made it to the last part of this game. Shits hard.
The “Scorn” sound is still better than the actual game Scorn
Jerma makes some incredible plushie toy noises, wth was that? 15:31
If he doesn’t scorn during gotham city, that is going to be such a disturbing scorn moment.
Hes like an actual child
"I win."
I want Jerma to fly in from the new ruins level and tell us that his arms are tired.
Great young Sheldon episode
What kind of human responds to someone telling them they should grow a beard, with that they can’t because they’ll stuff the whole thing in their mouth
Jerma is a creature sent down by a transcendent being to atone for the sins of humanity
6:55 he gagged himself
Let's go, jerma!
Let's go, let's go!
Let's go, let's go!
big red shiny jerma
The Gandalf bit lmao
So.... Caddicarus + Jerma crossover when?
Knowing life it would just be Jerma going "Hugh?" at screen
i miss crash bandicoot now
an actual human: "a lot of people look like that"
Jerma: "I have human facial features, oh well. So what, I look like other humans"
jerma my beloved
This makes me think Jerma should play oddworld New n Tasty and Soulstorm, would be hilarious
What if he was named Hilary instead of Jeremy, and he went by Hilma985 instead. That would be wild
Ah yes the one where young sheldon appears
this freak really asked if the nitro boxes count towards the crates count
i feel like people always say "oh he's crazy for saying this" and usually what they're talking about is pretty tame, just a little goofy. but him talking about putting his own gandalf beard in his own mouth is one of the most insane things i've ever heard in my life.
Jerma shapeshifts into multiple people on stream, just to prove he can still do it.
young sheldon guy
Impressive content.
i knew i'd be in for a fun highlight vid when he played SCORN
s-c-o-r-n
7:57 - I didn't know Jerma did voicework for this game
I’m convinced jerma’s a shape shifter
Local streamer dies by swallowing his own Gandalf beard 😊
cutie andy
i want a 10 minute video of just the SCORN sound byte
Why is it every single Jerma video I watch the backround is different.
jerma should play the one where you ride big monsters. its fun
Crash scorndicoot my fav
Hey jerma can you turn the game down more often?
I find it hilarious when we can hear Holly laughing in at you from across the house.
The S C O R N sound is so fucking funny
"This game came out in like 1994"
the faces thing made my fuckin face hurt
Why is he so terrified of making jokes during sponsorship streams? If Gotham Knights' publisher wanted a streamer to market their game by taking it 100% seriously, they wouldn't have sponsored Jerma in the first place.
Besides, I'm more likely to view a game favorably if my favorite streamers don't suppress their personality, and have fun while playing.
Scorn.
RussianBadger just goes full bore on his sponsorships for example
Jerma is feeling particularly psycho today
Small jerm man crashes into bandicoot land
dudes absolutely toasted
jerma when tf2 reference :o
My name is skyler white yo.
He's got Mr. Incredible chin action going on
"I eat boogers"
The trying on different people's faces stream
He Really Tried To Dark Souls Roll
Scorn is such a simple yet immortal joke
I'm still waiting for the booger eating stream highlight
I bet 100,000 atoms he will not complete this game 😅
The person who said Crash was a baby game needs to backpedal
S C O R N
Yes!!
Whao Jerma is playing Jerma the game
This is definitely a game he got PAID to play. By the blood of the twitch chatter after the rage he gained from this game.
Cash
My favorite Jerma hit is when he pretends to think that crash bandicoot 4 is a game for the PlayStation 1
Did he seriously not play kingdom hearts
I like it, its tricky!
BABA
1 year late on this
Why does jerma act like he doesnt know how to play, he's been doing 100 percent playthroughs since the first game on ps1
Silly
this hurts to watch for some reason
Because he loves games that don't hold your hand he should play rain world.. though he might find it too punishing
He did actually stream Rain World one time, so he's probably never doing it again ;w;
why does he look so strange here
Skinsuit melting
this is the only crash game i didn't collect literally everything in, i didn't even finish this one, don't play it in a fucked up mood
why he so red
why does he look asymmetrical
eat your beard on stream for 40 BILLION off the debt
he's not real
scorn
Why is his face crooked
Jerma seems more restrained in this one. Might be the fucked up mood he talked about.
please play kingdom hearts please!
(He wasnt good)
Ayy