@@bowlerfan4032 i remember when ha said that. He was like "Rey, i had sexy times with your grandmother. We did 69... You know the number that is between 66 and 72 it's a number. Also, i am 68,9999% of the sith. I would like you the become a sith and kill me so i become 69% of the sith. It'll be totally kek."
I can't believe Saltydkdan played Nae Nae Baby Simulator with Dirk Strider from Homestuck, Homestuck Epilogues, Hiveswap, Hiveswap Friendsim, Homestuck^2, and Pesterquest. Edit; how the fuck are people still finding this stupid fucking comment why are you doing this to me
Oh no, you're right, I just thought I'd put down the whole fucking shit fest that is the Homestuck webcomic and other shit related with it since.. There's a fuck ton to this god forsaken webcomic--
@@fortunestar3123 The FBI is short for the Federal Bureau of Investigation, which is typically put into action when the police can't do anything in a situation.
@@Clem_momo well vinesause had soem allegations against him that turned out to be fake and geepm seemed to be a major canidate for whoever faked it, the proof for this is that he retwweted the original tweet with the doc minnutes after it was posted and before it got major traction and after vinny said he was getting lawyers to help deal with this geepm privated his twitter and unfollowed anyone who talked about vinesause
@@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 GeePM made a fake doc that accused Vinny Vinesauce of a lot of things. Thankfully it backfired and now he's basically exiled from the internet.
@@drunkspark6682taken money from charity from Vinesauce is hope, accused Vinny Vinesauce of SA (Debunked) and lost everything off his social media ever since
SnapCube, Jojo, LEGOs, and Homestuck all in one video, this is a fucking singularity. It's going to be where the universe collapses into when *it* all ends
@@LinkedCookies Thankfully, if doesn't seem like Salty is getting attacked for it, I do appreciate this video staying up because I love Salty's videos, but man, it sucks that GeePM did what he did, I use to be a fan of his and I tuned into his streams a lot. While I hope he doesn't return to RUclips/Twitch, I do wish him the best of luck where ever he is now.
1:06 around this point the "Press E to interact" prompt appears VERY VERY quickly as he threw the plate. That makes me wanna know if someone can catch something that was thrown. If so, I MUST see a video of it.
When does he say “cringe ass Naye Naye baby?” I just got off an 8 hour shift and I can’t get his voice saying that phrase out of my head please I just need to hear it for real one more time
I turned off my headphones to go do something, and came back and forgot to turn them back on at the part where they said "goddamn baby hole!" So that blared out of my phone while my mom's just downstairs.
In this one video salty predicted both the lego HEY meme and the plot twist to the rise of skywalker
Hmmmmm
Is he a Simpsons writer?
And pickle rick
He also predicted palpatine say "69 is a number"
@@bowlerfan4032 i remember when ha said that. He was like "Rey, i had sexy times with your grandmother. We did 69... You know the number that is between 66 and 72 it's a number. Also, i am 68,9999% of the sith. I would like you the become a sith and kill me so i become 69% of the sith. It'll be totally kek."
This is literally just Tom and Jerry at this point
A more adult version of Tom and Jerry.
Who's your daddy but the dad broke his back in a car accident. It's also a battle royale.
only with cannibalism
or family guy
more like south park with only a version of kyle that's a grandma but the little brother is still a baby
"It's baby repellant"
"WHY DO I FEEL SO REPELLED"
I love how effective the horror twist is because you don't expect the passive grandma to just start eating the baby
thank you pregnant adam sandler for this very insightful comment
Don't you hate it when you get launched like a torpedo
So relatable
Same bro
Fucc off anime bois
Is that what Dario did to you as a child?
@@average_moron No comment.
Dio Brando I’m taking that as a yes
“why that look like dirk strider”
a question I asked myself while looking at the thumbnail
I thought so too, i tried to convince myself otherwise, but you can't escape the Dirk.
Homestuck^2 is ruining my life
Yo they a homestuck
[S] Have Homestuck Flashbacks
Homestuck^2 chapter 1 in progress.
“Don’t kick the baby.” “Kick the baby!”
gay purple man is my favorite homestuck OC
He's the man behind the slaughter
You mean Star Platinum?
@@sgf51 He's talking about my Star Platinum
Nah, there's 2 gay purple dudes in homestuck, Gamzee and Eridan
i was wondering when someone would say homestuck
"Nae Nae Babysitting Simulator"
Already I know it has to be good
Britain
@@brutalseals3702 SCOTLAND!
@@Jojo-uc9or Australia
You're a cringe-ass nae nae baby
@Dee ._.
New Zealand
*_The new sequel of Boss Baby looks lit as fire. It's breathtaking!_*
Reddit moment
Sir Friendship *YOUR BREATHTAKING!*
No u
and now there’s an actual shows baby sequel
@@mr.joleed4426 what about my breathtaking
18:51 *Are we going to ignore the fact that Salty literally predicted the ending of The Last Jedi?*
I can't believe Saltydkdan played Nae Nae Baby Simulator with Dirk Strider from Homestuck, Homestuck Epilogues, Hiveswap, Hiveswap Friendsim, Homestuck^2, and Pesterquest.
Edit; how the fuck are people still finding this stupid fucking comment why are you doing this to me
CosmicFrenchFries shhhuT the fUck upp no homestuck allowed
@@swagboythirtyeight Oh gOD I BROKE THE RULE OH GOD OH FUCK-
BRO dirk didn't appear on most of those things smh my head you fricking fake fan
Oh no, you're right, I just thought I'd put down the whole fucking shit fest that is the Homestuck webcomic and other shit related with it since.. There's a fuck ton to this god forsaken webcomic--
@@cosmicfrenchfries836 fair lol
damn daniel man plays baby game with dirk strider
dirk
i love how this game starts out and the baby is the just bloodthirsty but then as the game goes on we learn it was self defense
Now watch me whip! *Child Protective Services storm the house*
"Now watch me naw-nae"
𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚.
god, i used to watch geepm when he still made miiverse vids. nostalgia.
Unlimited Power.
Arcade cabinets
@GeePM: The Full Flex rip your streaming career
jojo AND homestuck? i can’t say i wasn’t expecting it
This is now the single greatest video I've ever seen.
just WAIT till you hear about JoJostuck-
Gavin Sheppard we don’t talk about that
A surprise but a welcome one
JoJo? Homestuck? Star Wars? What heaven has my nerdy ass fallen into
4:18
“Did you think all this time that I wouldn’t find out about YOOOUUUU?”
Ahaha a terrible reference from a terrible movie
@@bongwaterrrr How so?
@@moises3640 i just dont like the movie or series
@@bongwaterrrr it's okay i get no prob fam
I'm so jealous you got to meet the real Dirk Strider.
4:16 The way she just falls to the floor and then starts sliding like she's posessed is hilarious and terrifying at the same time
I wish “Homestuck” was a valid reason to report an account...
To the FBI
It's been a decade and I still have no idea what that is.
@@fortunestar3123 The FBI is short for the Federal Bureau of Investigation, which is typically put into action when the police can't do anything in a situation.
Pink Sylveon I think he means homestuck..
Joseph Nicklow need please
Joseph Nicklow it made it funny tho lmao
that sonic fandub reference has me weak lmao
Time stamp?
SIKE 4:46
Hello, everyone. It is me, funny gay purple man in the thumbnail. Bow down to your lord.
K lol :B
i thought that was dirk strider in the thumbnail at first but then i realized who it was and now i wish it was dirk strider instead
9:37
SALTY PREDICTED THE LEGO CITY MEME
Salty and GeePM are not a group I ever expected but it us wonderful
uh that didnt age well
@@mikeshmit1363 yep
@@joezilla1018 expectially since salty harted it
@@mikeshmit1363 what happened?
@@Clem_momo well vinesause had soem allegations against him that turned out to be fake and geepm seemed to be a major canidate for whoever faked it, the proof for this is that he retwweted the original tweet with the doc minnutes after it was posted and before it got major traction and after vinny said he was getting lawyers to help deal with this geepm privated his twitter and unfollowed anyone who talked about vinesause
9:48 that HEY was extremely accurate to the original
14:33 is amazing, thank you Salty for this blessing, it's been so long.
4:47 Alfred’s quote
11:26 What the Hell? 😂
15:39 Baby pushing is effective
18:42 Emperor Palpateen
_”Rey, we live in a society.”_
5:31 is probably what you're looking for here during this strange urge you're having now
"Get out of the goddam baby hole!!" "Never grandmother!!!!"
Well, this video has been tainted now due to GeePM’s Drama 2 Years ago
?
@@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 GeePM made a fake doc that accused Vinny Vinesauce of a lot of things. Thankfully it backfired and now he's basically exiled from the internet.
what happen
@@drunkspark6682accused Vinny from Vinesauce of SA or something like that
@@drunkspark6682taken money from charity from Vinesauce is hope, accused Vinny Vinesauce of SA (Debunked) and lost everything off his social media ever since
SnapCube, Jojo, LEGOs, and Homestuck all in one video, this is a fucking singularity. It's going to be where the universe collapses into when *it* all ends
Why is dirk strider in the thumbnail i thought this channel was a safe space
It's his avatar
the granny in this game is actually bro strider
the nae nae baby is young dave
You are never safe brother, now perish
axolotiiy fuck- that works too well...
I love you
As amazing as this video is, Salty should straight up make a Jojo abridged series
They’re coming, Salty
Old and new..
Homestuck
four years later this still makes me laugh my ass off
Oh my goddddd is that dirk strider from homestucks
"why am I so bad at being baby?" I fucking *felt* that
“You missed ya little shit.”
- Grandma surfing sideways while ready to cave her grandson’s head in
*When you hit the nae nae on the newborn child.*
Is it a bad thing that I laugh uncontrollably whenever the baby gets yeeted into next year
“Cringe-ass Nae Nae Baby” is my favorite thing ever lmao
5:31 the moment that defined a generation
This is the perfect RUclips video. The edits are perfect and Salty and GeePM are the perfect hosts. I’ve watched this more times than I can count.
this game is basically that one episode of Mirai Nikki
:(
why does that thumbnail look live dirk strider-
the only reason i clicked on this video
Gay Purple Man must have been a homestuck at some point in his life
WHY
IS
WHY IS DIRK
IDK HHHH
WHY
It’s no dirk it’s gay purple man smh
So he's purple Dirk Strider
Fuzbrain I promise you there’s a whole backstory to gay purple man and gpm’s name that doesn’t involve hs in anyway so for once can y’all chill
at 9:52 salty and his friend predicted lego city memes
6:32 perfectly cut screams
Salty and his friends should watch Neko Sugar Girls. I can see their face's looking at the ridiculous imagery.
[● Yes, this is a great idea]
This aged.
Geepm has such an adorable laugh
This game feels like the dev smoked a fat blunt and then watched season 1-3 of family guy while playing whose your daddy and went "woah, game idea"
I feel like I gotta rewatch this video at least once a month
Video was funny but the thumbnail gave homestuck flashbacks
@Sollux Captor ✔ I agree
I strongly believe this is what dirk did after fucking off to space he just played games with his now officially canon Homestuck friend Salt EDKdan
Glad that nobody came and tried to dislike bomb this video
@@polocatfan But Salty shouldn't have to face the heat for something he isn't involved in.
@@LinkedCookies true
@@LinkedCookies Thankfully, if doesn't seem like Salty is getting attacked for it, I do appreciate this video staying up because I love Salty's videos, but man, it sucks that GeePM did what he did, I use to be a fan of his and I tuned into his streams a lot. While I hope he doesn't return to RUclips/Twitch, I do wish him the best of luck where ever he is now.
@@polocatfan what did he do?
pain.
1:06 around this point the "Press E to interact" prompt appears VERY VERY quickly as he threw the plate. That makes me wanna know if someone can catch something that was thrown. If so, I MUST see a video of it.
I like how it's the middle of the afternoon in this game, and yet it's PITCH BLACK outside.
When does he say “cringe ass Naye Naye baby?” I just got off an 8 hour shift and I can’t get his voice saying that phrase out of my head please I just need to hear it for real one more time
I know it's been two months but it's around 5:31
Was not expecting that turn at all, but loved all the jokes the dude started flinging
I turned off my headphones to go do something, and came back and forgot to turn them back on at the part where they said "goddamn baby hole!" So that blared out of my phone while my mom's just downstairs.
these dudes made this video better then i could have ever expected
I grandmother called me while I was watching this video.
She's getting suspicious
I love how in character you guys got
“It’s over jotaro I have the choccy milk!”
-Me, 1988
I have physically cried
Guy’s I’m noticing a pattern
Yep
not funy nearly died choking on my cereal laughing at this masterpiece
So it’s an inverse of “who’s your daddy”
i was drinking milk and It immediately came out of my nose because i heard "i suddenly have the urge to whip and nae nae"
Do you remember those old Origami Yoda books? Well Pickle Palpatine was the final villain in them, dead serious.
You've awoken hidden memories what the hell.
the grandma kicking the baby through the window is sending me into ORBIT
can’t believe THIS was my first salty video
This is my fav video currently. Can we have more of this please
d-dirk strider??!?!?!
Ah yes, once again yet another masterpiece of a video from the saltydkdamndaniel channel
Salty was gonna be the voice of hunter in owl house
Ngl I can see it
19:21 when I heard unlimited rights I start laughing for an hour
if homestuck is illegal why do you know who "dirk strider" is?
Somehow this god forsaken video is my comfort food when I’m feeling sad
Why do I see Dirk
Salty:“I don’t think the grandson would mind if I took a bite out of his arm”
GeePM: “he would absolutely mind”
DIRK HOMESTUCK????
This is honestly one of if not your funniest video.
Yikes... GeePM...
@@thatgeekyguy2920 i think he either hired a child groomer as a mod or is one, probably both idk
@@combine161 spreading the vinny drama if i am correct
@@cleanj3ans yep
This channel never fails to make me laugh hard
“I do love children” -salty
I have the sudden urge to whip and to nay nay
" I have the sudden urge to *whip and nae nae* "
I inhaled my lemonade and almost died during the Raid Shadow Legends bit.
So this is reverse "Who's Your Daddy"
They predicted the plot of the new Star Wars film 😳
Bruh why is dirk here
A man has fallen for a man in LEGO city
geepm bad
Gotta say this is my new favorite channel, needs more chao abuse. This will have to do
19:37 funniest shit I've ever seen!!!