Sink a nail in ONE HIT

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @conradandrew825
    @conradandrew825 6 лет назад +11628

    I feel bad for the people who thought this would be serious

    • @pocket83
      @pocket83  6 лет назад +533

      And you would be *amazed* at how many of them there are.

    • @hfso372
      @hfso372 6 лет назад +50

      But its also hilarious

    • @conradandrew825
      @conradandrew825 6 лет назад +4

      infurmonis 1505 yeah ofc

    • @felicia7941
      @felicia7941 6 лет назад +29

      Conrad Andrew yep i was one of them

    • @jwalcheski
      @jwalcheski 6 лет назад +2

      Who would think this was serious? A downy?

  • @workhardism
    @workhardism 8 лет назад +14024

    So if you're building a house, in order to use your one hit method, you just have to figure out how to throw the entire house on the nail.

    • @Jack-hx8yz
      @Jack-hx8yz 8 лет назад +142

      😂

    • @xX_Skraith_Xx
      @xX_Skraith_Xx 7 лет назад +613

      Easy, line the nails up on the ground, tape the frame of the wall together, and tip over the wall. Child's play.

    • @evunotry-force2073
      @evunotry-force2073 7 лет назад +454

      i prefer to tip the ground

    • @birinnegan766
      @birinnegan766 7 лет назад +65

      top ten wreck it Ralph battles

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 7 лет назад +165

      Or turn the planet and the house upside down, place the nail on the house and throw the Earth on it.

  • @adamfcplm
    @adamfcplm 6 лет назад +3298

    RUclips random recommendations never disappoints me.

    • @D.O.N.U.T.
      @D.O.N.U.T. 5 лет назад +22

      Facepalm except sometimes

    • @allpixelsmatter5471
      @allpixelsmatter5471 5 лет назад +3

      then you don't mind any of the furry or brony ones?

    • @ScibbieGames
      @ScibbieGames 5 лет назад +5

      @@allpixelsmatter5471 it bases it on what you search for
      And to be honest, I've never had those recommend to me..

    • @zone2826
      @zone2826 5 лет назад +1

      EXACTLY LMAO

    • @allpixelsmatter5471
      @allpixelsmatter5471 5 лет назад

      @@ScibbieGames true and also what i said was a joke i already know about you have to watch furry and pony videos to get those in your recommend section

  • @Aleyturs
    @Aleyturs 5 лет назад +1736

    Not only did he sink a nail in ONE HIT, he did it without a hammer
    *POWER 100*

    • @captainseawolf1
      @captainseawolf1 5 лет назад +7

      Nat 20 on strength check

    • @StringBeanWilly
      @StringBeanWilly 5 лет назад +2

      no its Illusion 100

    • @captainseawolf1
      @captainseawolf1 5 лет назад +7

      @@StringBeanWilly bruv how tf would that he illusion? He literally slammed the nail inside the board. There's no illusion there

    • @edGuy_
      @edGuy_ 5 лет назад

      @@captainseawolf1 Not sure but it might be reference to a CS:GO video by FranzJ

    • @abbiefa
      @abbiefa 4 года назад

      Oh yeah

  • @sundae6919
    @sundae6919 6 лет назад +7778

    A true carpenter warrior, can sink a nail in 0 hits...

    • @orenjisalmonpaw
      @orenjisalmonpaw 5 лет назад +567

      He just shove it into the wood with his bare hands

    • @mrdanktoasty
      @mrdanktoasty 5 лет назад +247

      a carpentry wizard can sink a nail with his glare

    • @matthew1420
      @matthew1420 5 лет назад +100

      @@mrdanktoasty just put on your eye and close them. Then ram forward into a wooden plank with immense concentration.

    • @FishBoX999
      @FishBoX999 5 лет назад +18

      easy just use your mind

    • @mas532
      @mas532 5 лет назад +20

      He just looks at it intensely

  • @generalkenobidaily4642
    @generalkenobidaily4642 5 лет назад +5654

    I showed this to my dad and he couldn’t stop laughing for a solid minute

  • @wetraccs5747
    @wetraccs5747 6 лет назад +2439

    *BUT ONLY A TRUE ALPHA CAN SPAWN A NAIL INSIDE THE WOOD*

    • @kolvis1641
      @kolvis1641 6 лет назад +7

      Earl John Medallo yes

    • @smingjr
      @smingjr 6 лет назад +53

      The alpha alpha can make trees grow with nails inside of them

    • @fridibs3
      @fridibs3 6 лет назад +1

      NANI?

    • @nawatai6886
      @nawatai6886 6 лет назад +5

      *BUT ONLY THE ALPHA G O D CAN CREATE ENTIRE HOUSES AT ONCE*

    • @looterfromwarband
      @looterfromwarband 6 лет назад

      1000th like's from me

  • @markzac8834
    @markzac8834 5 лет назад +645

    RUclips algorithm:
    ‘You’re not gonna believe what I just found you’

  • @kazuma7069
    @kazuma7069 5 лет назад +2267

    Nail doesn't come to wood, *Wood comes to Nail*

    • @dimitrismardakis
      @dimitrismardakis 5 лет назад +45

      That's how we do it here in Soviet Russia

    • @AhmadAbuKhaleel-d8s
      @AhmadAbuKhaleel-d8s 5 лет назад +29

      *in soviet russia, wood comes to you*

    • @dimitrismardakis
      @dimitrismardakis 5 лет назад +11

      @@AhmadAbuKhaleel-d8s In soviet russia, nail sinks you in one hit on the wood

    • @trythrusting9980
      @trythrusting9980 5 лет назад +6

      *In soviet russia wood sinks into nail in -1 hits*

    • @bubbles7608
      @bubbles7608 5 лет назад +1

      I have hard wood

  • @yebook
    @yebook 8 лет назад +6929

    why did I watch this?

    • @agarcia8800
      @agarcia8800 8 лет назад +34

      I don't know man... why did you watched this ?

    • @Maxim.Teleguz
      @Maxim.Teleguz 8 лет назад +38

      why did i read this comment?

    • @repifal
      @repifal 8 лет назад +11

      This comment made my tomorrow

    • @ogkushmuffins
      @ogkushmuffins 8 лет назад +14

      why the hell did i just reply

    • @zacho9084
      @zacho9084 8 лет назад +14

      why am I fiddling with my pubes?

  • @terryobrien9846
    @terryobrien9846 9 лет назад +2789

    Damn it.
    I used to be a trades teacher.
    I taught carpentry.
    I could have made students wait the whole course to see me do that.

    • @davidbeauchemin1840
      @davidbeauchemin1840 9 лет назад +27

      +Terry O'Brien my sides, they hurt... XD

    • @puppy3908
      @puppy3908 8 лет назад +5

      i dont get it

    • @krestenkelaher
      @krestenkelaher 8 лет назад +18

      Mine did

    • @terryobrien9846
      @terryobrien9846 8 лет назад +15

      Kresten Kelaher Fantastic. :-).
      Things like that mean more of what he taught will stick with you for life.

    • @KimboCo
      @KimboCo 7 лет назад +1

      I dont think your an alpha though

  • @Thyga.05
    @Thyga.05 5 лет назад +781

    "But only an Alpha knows how to drive an entire nail with a single hit!"
    *Yeets an entire plank on the nail*

    • @patrikwihlke4170
      @patrikwihlke4170 5 лет назад +35

      Thanks for adding a text summary for people who didn't watch the video 👍

    • @calinguga
      @calinguga 5 лет назад +4

      @@patrikwihlke4170 there is fun in telling a story even when it just happened

    • @patrikwihlke4170
      @patrikwihlke4170 5 лет назад +3

      @@calinguga Fără supărare, omule!

    • @michaualtington
      @michaualtington 4 года назад

      he slapped it

    • @KrazyKyle-ij9vb
      @KrazyKyle-ij9vb 4 года назад +3

      Imagine needing just one nail to complete the house you've been building
      YEET THE HOUSE

  • @davydfutryk9905
    @davydfutryk9905 7 лет назад +2156

    he has showed his dominance

  • @aethertech
    @aethertech 9 лет назад +2700

    I don't know what I was expecting. I didn't come here for laughs. But I got them.

  • @johnpappa8073
    @johnpappa8073 6 лет назад +1374

    ...if HowToBasic did carpentry

    • @bland8792
      @bland8792 6 лет назад +3

      John Pappalardo he wouldn't be a carpenter he would be thy alpha

    • @kyoto7616
      @kyoto7616 6 лет назад

      My like got your comment to 1k. Brilliant.

    • @pukeylukey8538
      @pukeylukey8538 6 лет назад

      Hahaha so true😂😂

  • @rrrigil
    @rrrigil 5 лет назад +372

    Counting, carpenter style:
    *"thump, thump, thump, thump"*
    *"unk, unk, unk"*
    *"whack, thud"*
    *"wham!"*

  • @rozezeal
    @rozezeal 7 лет назад +1243

    "Why is it upside dow-... Oh.."

    • @mefuri_k
      @mefuri_k 7 лет назад +40

      Roze Z at that moment, i am confused wether to scream to dissappointment or whimper to fulfilled satisfaction, thus resulting in unexpected laugh.

    • @spiritoutcast9087
      @spiritoutcast9087 7 лет назад

      Roze Z ME TOO 😂

    • @justadam7369
      @justadam7369 6 лет назад +2

      Ⓢⓞⓓⓘⓤⓜ ⓒⓗⓛⓞⓡⓘⓓⓔ

  • @defaultset
    @defaultset 5 лет назад +2490

    Me: Sinks a nail in one hit
    My friend, who is helping me build a glass table: Uh...

    • @angeloc1340
      @angeloc1340 5 лет назад +22

      How tf you gone use nails on a glass table anyway

    • @sebastiang.3730
      @sebastiang.3730 5 лет назад +34

      Wrex 1 tHATS the joke

    • @angeloc1340
      @angeloc1340 5 лет назад +10

      I feel stupid I read that wrong :(

    • @junkyyard2273
      @junkyyard2273 5 лет назад +1

      The friend in your comment and that pfp matches together.

    • @blitz3n977
      @blitz3n977 5 лет назад +9

      *confused tom*

  • @deadfromtheneckup8694
    @deadfromtheneckup8694 8 лет назад +468

    "If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid."

    • @pussysniffer7988
      @pussysniffer7988 7 лет назад +4

      DeadFromTheNeckUp but it's it's retarded and has no point, it's retarded

    • @justinworkman5482
      @justinworkman5482 5 лет назад +1

      @@pussysniffer7988 This is the most fire comment ive ever seen.

    • @justajun
      @justajun 5 лет назад

      *Proceed to throw the entire house at nail.

    • @netstatgrep
      @netstatgrep 5 лет назад

      But if it's not stupid then it doesn't work.

  • @uguook
    @uguook 5 лет назад +488

    In Russia you don't nail the wood, you wood the nail

    • @wafflemaker4922
      @wafflemaker4922 5 лет назад +29

      But in SOVIET Russia wood nails you

    • @x3no750
      @x3no750 5 лет назад +8

      @@wafflemaker4922 that happens everywhere?...

    • @itzfixxer6903
      @itzfixxer6903 5 лет назад +6

      Well thats a twist

    • @workhardism
      @workhardism 4 года назад +2

      In Soviet Russia, you don't hit with hammer. The hammer hits you.

    • @JoshAllenberg
      @JoshAllenberg 4 года назад +2

      @@workhardism the sickle comes in after for the tag team takedown

  • @Todddaily6299
    @Todddaily6299 7 лет назад +1693

    method is questionable but the outcome is fantastic

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 лет назад +20

      Method is fantastic but the outcome is questionable

    • @christina9719
      @christina9719 7 лет назад +10

      Fantastic is questionable but the method is outcome

    • @pinecone425
      @pinecone425 7 лет назад +4

      Fantastic questionable the but is method outcome

    • @_omaradnan
      @_omaradnan 7 лет назад +1

      Im bad at Editing the but is method the outcome is fantastic

    • @ErikAdalbertvanNagel
      @ErikAdalbertvanNagel 7 лет назад

      outcome is method the but fantastic is questionable

  • @BeeNewman
    @BeeNewman 7 лет назад +2439

    This got patched in the latest update

  • @GrizzlyClawss
    @GrizzlyClawss 7 лет назад +411

    I honestly thought this was gonna be a real tutorial....then came the alpha.

  • @AngryMaguire
    @AngryMaguire 5 лет назад +265

    Thanks for the advice. Definitely will try this tommorow at work. Will save a lot of time.

    • @aino2195
      @aino2195 4 года назад +4

      @Donald Trump Everybody isn't american Donald

    • @IceeFish
      @IceeFish 4 года назад

      @Donald Trump takes a dumbass to know another dumbass

    • @ElTioCubo
      @ElTioCubo 4 года назад

      Buy a nailgun lol

    • @BigZerako
      @BigZerako 3 года назад +1

      Casually lifts whole building to slam one nail

  • @phoneguy4257
    @phoneguy4257 6 лет назад +469

    A truly experienced carpenter could sink it in 0. You put it under water.

    • @pocket83
      @pocket83  6 лет назад +67

      It still *hits* the water. Then it hits the bottom! Fail.

    • @phoneguy4257
      @phoneguy4257 6 лет назад +18

      pocket83, Thank you for responding, I didn't think you would, especially since this video is old.

    • @pocket83
      @pocket83  6 лет назад +69

      I have to defend my alpha status from challengers! lol. Thanks.

    • @rockhoggaming
      @rockhoggaming 6 лет назад +2

      at that point u just hold the nail and put it at the bottom.. or just put the nail in then put the water in..

    • @rockhoggaming
      @rockhoggaming 6 лет назад +2

      or just buy/find a piece of wood with a nail already in it..

  • @edgarveltman1751
    @edgarveltman1751 7 лет назад +2278

    This slowly turned into a how to basic video

    • @kiewchiyin247
      @kiewchiyin247 7 лет назад +21

      You're right. Especially 0:36

    • @quintosandejas4165
      @quintosandejas4165 7 лет назад +2

      Asusa Minecraft ye0

    • @aids6926
      @aids6926 7 лет назад

      Asusa Minecraft d

    • @nibba5
      @nibba5 7 лет назад +6

      Edgar Velaman
      this comment made this video much better

    • @thenukeman3657
      @thenukeman3657 7 лет назад

      Edgar Velaman Ha yea

  • @ari3840
    @ari3840 5 лет назад +37

    this gets recommended to me every so often, and let me tell you, i have never been disappointed watching this. not once.
    *ive watched this at least a dozen times*

  • @bread6509
    @bread6509 5 лет назад +864

    I mean,
    *He's not wrong*

  • @splatty3328
    @splatty3328 7 лет назад +235

    My dad is a carpenter so I watched this video with him to prove authenticity, he laughed so hard I was afraid he'd go into cardiac arrest

    • @CrazyMonkays16
      @CrazyMonkays16 7 лет назад +1

      Blake Church how is the title misleading?

    • @ferrosplice8460
      @ferrosplice8460 7 лет назад +1

      he title isnt misleading lmao. it does show you how to sink a nail in one hit.

  • @Official_Youtube_Support
    @Official_Youtube_Support 6 лет назад +811

    wait wait no no.
    This is sinking a *board* into a *nail!*

  • @George14Hurst88
    @George14Hurst88 5 лет назад +226

    But only expert knows how to cut wood with hammer

    • @Juippi-c3z
      @Juippi-c3z 5 лет назад +5

      @Donald Trump wut?

    • @galacticprism
      @galacticprism 5 лет назад +3

      Morning wood

    • @Orio435
      @Orio435 4 года назад

      use the back and just move it back and forth

    • @George14Hurst88
      @George14Hurst88 4 года назад

      @@Orio435 but what if hammer is both way

    • @Orio435
      @Orio435 4 года назад

      @@George14Hurst88 then get a new hammer

  • @heliarche
    @heliarche 9 лет назад +1395

    I've won a few dollars off this.

    • @zocat64
      @zocat64 9 лет назад +46

      +heliarche hahaha

    • @KimboCo
      @KimboCo 7 лет назад +23

      I never thought of that

    • @MementoNihilGames
      @MementoNihilGames 6 лет назад +1

      heliarche smaaaaaart

    • @glomtecson5317
      @glomtecson5317 6 лет назад

      I don't get it..

    • @MementoNihilGames
      @MementoNihilGames 6 лет назад +34

      He makes a bet that he can sink a nail in one hit and he never specifies if he was using the hammer or not so if they agree to the bet you have a 100% chance of getting the money

  • @simonk4129
    @simonk4129 7 лет назад +572

    yeah man, let me just push over the house frame to a nail

    • @pocket83
      @pocket83  7 лет назад +369

      It's not my fault if you're not strong enough. This method works.

    • @arviin2281
      @arviin2281 7 лет назад +49

      pocket83 true. i tried it. unfortunately i was hammering my wife at the time, not a nail.

    • @JohnsGuineaPigs
      @JohnsGuineaPigs 7 лет назад

      Siol Ko exactly what I thought

  • @joshuaweidner9550
    @joshuaweidner9550 6 лет назад +289

    instructions unclear used face instead of wood

    • @Varradas
      @Varradas 6 лет назад +9

      Joshua Weidner dude, are you okay?

    • @g4yb0ybl1tz7
      @g4yb0ybl1tz7 6 лет назад +3

      ow oof

  • @emilioorozco5891
    @emilioorozco5891 5 лет назад +8

    I remember in my STEM class a kid somehow got a drillbit stuck in a 2X4, as it became detached from the drill. It was sticking out one side, but due to the unnatural way that the wood splintered around it, it couldn't be pulled out. My teacher showed me because she knew i was a good problem solver, when i thought of this video. I essentially just slammed it onto the ground like in the video, and although it was loud as heck and scared everyone who wasn't watching, it got the drillbit out. thank you pocket man

  • @DrSabot-A
    @DrSabot-A 7 лет назад +144

    The slam was so sudden,i didnt see that coming at all

    • @nextrevotripleb5849
      @nextrevotripleb5849 7 лет назад +4

      Azka '02 when I scrolled down the comments and saw your profile pic ,I didn't see that coming too

    • @calipyr
      @calipyr 7 лет назад

      Azka '02 ikr i just cracked up laughing!!!

    • @leuzephyr
      @leuzephyr 7 лет назад

      Azka '02 i blinked while it happened

  • @lemikadriaj9925
    @lemikadriaj9925 6 лет назад +984

    That was unexpected.

    • @Deman-lb6zn
      @Deman-lb6zn 6 лет назад +2

      A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

  • @funsizedfireball
    @funsizedfireball 6 лет назад +1232

    thats technically 0 hits but gg no re

    • @Sednas
      @Sednas 6 лет назад +37

      He hit the wood though.

    • @puss_n_booze
      @puss_n_booze 5 лет назад +19

      @@Sednas did he hit the nail? 😂

    • @Sednas
      @Sednas 5 лет назад +11

      @@puss_n_booze the nail hit the wood because the wood smashed down onto it

    • @puss_n_booze
      @puss_n_booze 5 лет назад +1

      @@Sednas so basically the wood hit the nail?

    • @Sednas
      @Sednas 5 лет назад +10

      @@puss_n_booze both the nail hit the wood and the wood hit the nail

  • @jackharrison2146
    @jackharrison2146 5 лет назад +166

    Me:I'm tired time to go to sleep
    Also me: how to sink a nail in ONE HIT

  • @ChaBawbe
    @ChaBawbe 9 лет назад +2911

    I laughed so hard when you showed how to do it with a single hit

    • @cammyt5
      @cammyt5 9 лет назад +4

      Me too :D

    • @aaronpatterson6296
      @aaronpatterson6296 9 лет назад

      +DarkLael same HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @aaronkim3856
      @aaronkim3856 8 лет назад

      DarkLael Same here, lol

    • @KingSibion
      @KingSibion 8 лет назад

      DarkLael yes yes, and me i do same , :))

    • @ThePlandaly
      @ThePlandaly 7 лет назад

      why would you laugh? its simply

  • @manuelf2984
    @manuelf2984 8 лет назад +1373

    i love the violence of this.

    • @nikeelm
      @nikeelm 8 лет назад

      you sir..has issues . lol

    • @aribanyahawadah8294
      @aribanyahawadah8294 8 лет назад +6

      +Nikeel Maharaj Well clearly you have grammar and punctuation issues. You said "has", instead of "have".

    • @nikeelm
      @nikeelm 8 лет назад +2

      wow ... did you think of that one by yourself or did u ask a 5 year old for help ?

    • @aribanyahawadah8294
      @aribanyahawadah8294 8 лет назад +10

      Nikeel Maharaj The 5 year old that I used to ask if he knows grammar has already passed that age years ago.

    • @mohammadk.makaveli8853
      @mohammadk.makaveli8853 7 лет назад +1

      Manuel F you sound gay

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +3407

    That's quite the amount of damage

    • @RaposaCadela
      @RaposaCadela 6 лет назад +43

      That's a lotta damage!

    • @zarasamo
      @zarasamo 6 лет назад +103

      Get out you already commented once before

    • @ado3247
      @ado3247 6 лет назад +26

      how, just how are you everywhere

    • @unsualwiggles4561
      @unsualwiggles4561 6 лет назад +13

      Wassup fucker

    • @jake-ip9vg
      @jake-ip9vg 6 лет назад

      you're one of the greats

  • @dominicperez3777
    @dominicperez3777 5 лет назад +92

    I guess you can say... he nailed it!

  • @Synthwave2077
    @Synthwave2077 6 лет назад +2541

    Idk why but when you slammed the wood into the nail I lmfao.

    • @jzip
      @jzip 6 лет назад +14

      Me too darn it hahaha 😀😂

    • @realdeal5712
      @realdeal5712 6 лет назад +6

      Its suppose to be a joke btw. Sorry I just dont want people to mistake this as serious 😂😂

    • @A20360
      @A20360 6 лет назад +2

      Same here

    • @twister5752
      @twister5752 5 лет назад +24

      "I lmfao" Top 10 comments that make you lose hope for humanity

    • @yuheavensent4904
      @yuheavensent4904 5 лет назад +29

      @@twister5752 lmfao = laugh my frickin ass off.
      I lmfao = I laugh my frickin ass off.
      I don't see a problem?

  • @MRCBOTTV
    @MRCBOTTV 7 лет назад +125

    Instructions unclear, accidentally set fire to swimming pool.

    • @d34db0r3d
      @d34db0r3d 7 лет назад +6

      MrCbot Do you think Jake Paul watched this video as well?

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +3733

    That's A LOT OF DAMAGE

    • @KatranCrow
      @KatranCrow 6 лет назад +19

      No Phil, that's not a lot of damage

    • @Zohess
      @Zohess 6 лет назад +15

      How about a little more?

    • @GameFan-pl7wp
      @GameFan-pl7wp 6 лет назад +13

      YOU AGAIN

    • @PolloDiabolico
      @PolloDiabolico 6 лет назад +8

      Dude im scared

    • @xavierxavier3610
      @xavierxavier3610 6 лет назад +17

      ive literally seen you in like 3 comment sections today

  • @omfgawd9354
    @omfgawd9354 5 лет назад +162

    When he starts smacking tf out of the wood I died 😄😄😄

  • @felipenarimatsu1922
    @felipenarimatsu1922 7 лет назад +267

    Nice, i Just have to lift my entire desk and throw on the ground 😀

  • @DraccoKnightblade
    @DraccoKnightblade 5 лет назад +922

    Instructions unclear, dropped house on wife. ....Why are her feet and legs curling up like that?

  • @tnhnoztel
    @tnhnoztel 7 лет назад +886

    C R I T I C A L H I T

  • @iaintnomanstealer
    @iaintnomanstealer 5 лет назад +100

    My doctor uses the same method when doing stitches.

  • @JoeShopper
    @JoeShopper 9 лет назад +1626

    I need to hang a picture. Can you come help me take my house apart and drop my wall onto a nail? I just want to use one hit. :)

    • @kaidenuchiha8159
      @kaidenuchiha8159 9 лет назад +6

      lol

    • @Mattb198
      @Mattb198 9 лет назад +17

      +Hakeem Muhammad (XxTheTurtleArmyxX) thanks for informing us that you laughed we really need to know that

    • @kaidenuchiha8159
      @kaidenuchiha8159 9 лет назад +21

      Matthew No problem man, I really enjoyed it.

    • @Dumdumshum
      @Dumdumshum 9 лет назад

      You don't need to sink it for that. And unless it's weighty and you absolutely need a stud, you should have no problem putting a nail into drywall with one strike.

    • @dicebagdaryl
      @dicebagdaryl 9 лет назад

      +Dumdumshum ...and the hammer's head. lol

  • @samovarmaker9673
    @samovarmaker9673 6 лет назад +438

    yes but can you weld wood?

  • @circumslice3973
    @circumslice3973 7 лет назад +688

    How to basics Big brother

  • @Smalex1991
    @Smalex1991 5 лет назад +23

    Thanks a lot..now my house is destroyed from me trying to put up a painting

  • @spalax7954
    @spalax7954 7 лет назад +791

    Please nerf

    • @DeepRockGalacticMissionControl
      @DeepRockGalacticMissionControl 6 лет назад +16

      there's a patch coming in 1 week to stop people doing this, as soon as you swing the plank and it encounters a nail the nail will teleport outside the planks hit-box

    • @bophi_true
      @bophi_true 6 лет назад +6

      Devilglory
      It's only been one day after the update and people have already found and exploit to pridic the location of the nail. By putting a plank in the location of the teleporting nail you wood (pun intended) affectively sink a nail in 0 hits

    • @B_Site
      @B_Site 6 лет назад +1

      phinex 009 the new update also made a new glitch. If you do it hard enough, the wood top gets stuck in the floor and atarta to kinda vibrate. If you get too close it deals 50 damage and the wood breaks.

    • @corestro
      @corestro 6 лет назад

      This isnt a video game idiots

    • @NeonKinzoku
      @NeonKinzoku 6 лет назад +3

      FlatEarther it's called imagination

  • @IgneousGorilla
    @IgneousGorilla 8 лет назад +95

    hes the worlds greatest alpha carpenter

  • @Vnix
    @Vnix 7 лет назад +274

    Carpentry, managing anger since.......forever.

  • @kalonemusic2731
    @kalonemusic2731 5 лет назад +11

    The *true* alpha carpenter can sink wood into a nail in just 1 hit

  • @carce8450
    @carce8450 7 лет назад +705

    Top 10 anime deaths

    • @pp-wo1sd
      @pp-wo1sd 7 лет назад +7

      C Arce *most powerful anime weapon and characters

    • @evahxh
      @evahxh 7 лет назад

      C Arce literally just watched that like 2 mins ago

    • @lunaticckc
      @lunaticckc 7 лет назад

      STOP 😃😂😂

  • @zacariahbingham8021
    @zacariahbingham8021 7 лет назад +694

    I laughed way too hard at this

  • @deusvult9362
    @deusvult9362 7 лет назад +67

    Only a master knows how to remove nails with the blunt end. 1:05

  • @rhenum8084
    @rhenum8084 5 лет назад +7

    The nail doesn’t find the wood, the wood finds the nail...

  • @_justint
    @_justint 7 лет назад +1344

    I tried doing this but the wood glitches and went through the map. Was this patched or am I just doing it wrong?

    • @miri4000
      @miri4000 7 лет назад +93

      It's been patched for a good month now, but a new method has occurred where you take the nail and throw it in the air then slam the wood. This is most likely to be patched in 2 weeks, so try at your own extent

    • @armedbandit8528
      @armedbandit8528 7 лет назад +16

      Justin Tran actually only alpha players can do it except for beta

    • @pinecone425
      @pinecone425 7 лет назад +14

      U must update the game to the newest update, version 2017.11
      I hear in the next update in about a month or so version 2018.0 will be released so update it as soon as the update comes

    • @hifumindesu
      @hifumindesu 7 лет назад +21

      It's not a bug, it's a feature.

    • @imtrash6713
      @imtrash6713 6 лет назад +3

      As of March 2018 the bug is fixed

  • @theninjustice138
    @theninjustice138 7 лет назад +109

    In Soviet Russia, Nail does not hammer wood, wood hammers nail.

  • @peterbrownwastaken
    @peterbrownwastaken 10 лет назад +2501

    What the?! HA!
    Are you asserting your alpha dominance over the RUclips pack! I'm no alpha, so I must follow... :)

  • @OHMYGODMYNAMEDOESNTFI
    @OHMYGODMYNAMEDOESNTFI 5 лет назад +13

    0:36
    Me walking barefooted

    • @dimitry1741
      @dimitry1741 4 года назад

      your dog has quite the yawn

  • @xNELVKALEN
    @xNELVKALEN 10 лет назад +3454

    Wasn't expecting that at all xD

  • @kr4zyy
    @kr4zyy 7 лет назад +1334

    Pure gold

    • @thatcommenter9111
      @thatcommenter9111 6 лет назад

      kr4zyy no replies lemme fix that

    • @ximonium
      @ximonium 6 лет назад

      "pure gold" is a name of a grocery store in our country

    • @jdmb2749
      @jdmb2749 6 лет назад

      Ximonium sameeee, you from the Philippines?

    • @ximonium
      @ximonium 6 лет назад

      yeah dude!

    • @normie7464
      @normie7464 6 лет назад

      Actually it's S T E E L

  • @bellaromantica1761
    @bellaromantica1761 9 лет назад +1532

    I think you nailed it. Pro alpha

  • @who1527
    @who1527 5 лет назад +4

    *TOP 10 WAYS TO ASSERT DOMINANCE*

  • @dienzer9098
    @dienzer9098 6 лет назад +223

    Now we want the 0 hit version

    • @aba___rst
      @aba___rst 6 лет назад +1

      @@backslash1841 Lmfao did you actually use the first photo that popped up when you search "youtube profile fly" on the internet? Couldn't you have made your own profile dude xD

    • @aba___rst
      @aba___rst 6 лет назад +1

      @Poyraz Pekcan Ofc it would be, but it just makes people look cheap; I already saw more than two users with the same profile pic today.

    • @yahmess
      @yahmess 6 лет назад

      lmao the video just starts out with the nail in the board

    • @sweetseremine
      @sweetseremine 6 лет назад +1

      over the time of millions of years gravity pulls the heavier nail into the lighter wood creating a no hit version

    • @dompan9169
      @dompan9169 6 лет назад

      Thats simple! Just grow the tree around the nail!

  • @blackbird7357
    @blackbird7357 5 лет назад +217

    Thanks this really helped but now people get upset when I tear down their house just to drive in a nail. Worth it though just to get that satisfying one-hit.

  • @harris9l
    @harris9l 7 лет назад +279

    +1000% damage

  • @toomanyblocks8448
    @toomanyblocks8448 5 лет назад +1

    In the last seconds you can see how the one hit made a shockwave because of it's inmesureable power

  • @deltakill1509
    @deltakill1509 7 лет назад +115

    I laughed so hard my chair broke while I was leaning. I wish I was kidding. That was my favourite chair.

  • @sunchamp
    @sunchamp 6 лет назад +235

    I should be studying right now

  • @nobodyinparticular8370
    @nobodyinparticular8370 6 лет назад +916

    "I guess you could say he *nailed it*.
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • @rano4651
    @rano4651 5 лет назад +1

    I half expected the guy to jump on the nail with his pants off

  • @nakoamechi
    @nakoamechi 5 лет назад +125

    Ah, I see that RUclips algorithm is being nice. Recommending 4 years old videos, not that I'm complaining, this is fantastic.

  • @RonanMeade12
    @RonanMeade12 7 лет назад +649

    0:35 the highlight of my day

    • @Tekno_1499
      @Tekno_1499 7 лет назад +2

      Same😂😂😂😂

    • @e.palmer4297
      @e.palmer4297 7 лет назад +3

      *smiting 100*

    • @noah6120
      @noah6120 7 лет назад +2

      The wood is my foot the nail is a lego

  • @toadetteremotewithwiimotio3330
    @toadetteremotewithwiimotio3330 5 лет назад +476

    Me: "well..."
    *SLAMS ENTIRE HOUSE AT ONE NAIL*

    • @cyclops8238
      @cyclops8238 5 лет назад +7

      Okay hun put the next nail on the ground! I can't hold the house for much longer!!!

    • @erzio8733
      @erzio8733 5 лет назад +3

      Not a copied comment

    • @toadetteremotewithwiimotio3330
      @toadetteremotewithwiimotio3330 5 лет назад

      Erzio • i didn’t even read the comments yet

    • @commanderzavala9328
      @commanderzavala9328 5 лет назад

      Stolen comment

    • @leonelcarita
      @leonelcarita 5 лет назад

      @@toadetteremotewithwiimotio3330 😏 Yeah, right, you didn't read the comments yet... keep telling yourself that. Literally the comment above this one is the same.

  • @ToastDuc
    @ToastDuc 3 года назад +8

    why did the eggsoup merch store got me here?

  • @kraugel7
    @kraugel7 7 лет назад +143

    Zero F given to precision and accuracy

  • @pirozcontractor6006
    @pirozcontractor6006 6 лет назад +549

    Lol it's how to basics carpenter cousin

  • @BGroothedde
    @BGroothedde 8 лет назад +474

    Why all the dislikes? This guy is funny.

    • @TrixoTheGreat
      @TrixoTheGreat 7 лет назад

      It's pretty obvious why there is so many dislikes.

    • @paulleal6419
      @paulleal6419 7 лет назад +3

      Bas Groothedde tutorial unclear,burnt my house down

    • @TrixoTheGreat
      @TrixoTheGreat 7 лет назад +1

      thats why

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 7 лет назад +12

      Because RUclips.

    • @birinnegan766
      @birinnegan766 7 лет назад

      because not everyone likes to see the best anime battles....

  • @TheFakePepsiMan
    @TheFakePepsiMan 4 года назад +1

    The dust gets scared of the mans sheer presence

  • @obliviousfafnir01
    @obliviousfafnir01 9 лет назад +427

    I literally laughed out loud at the solution. This is a great demonstration on thinking outside the box.

    • @JelenaHBozic
      @JelenaHBozic 9 лет назад

      Me too xD

    • @dustydiede2146
      @dustydiede2146 9 лет назад

      No one expected the one hit solution. Lol

    • @obliviousfafnir01
      @obliviousfafnir01 9 лет назад +12

      John milshnogenberg Well, yes actually. Most people say LOL and aren't actually laughing. I literally was.

    • @obliviousfafnir01
      @obliviousfafnir01 9 лет назад +17

      John milshnogenberg I feel like you're nitpicking. No, you're definitely nitpicking. I think I'll stand by my original statement, and accept your opinion as that. Good day.

    • @pocket83
      @pocket83  9 лет назад +24

      John milshnogenberg Let it go. I'm literally about to ban you for nit-picking. Given, misuse of that word is rampant, but a single infraction in no way justifies talking to another human being that way. Especially since it was used as a clarification in this context.

  • @filip93
    @filip93 6 лет назад +173

    *_w h y i s t h i s i n m y r e c o m m e n d e d ?_*

  • @Tommy_Collada
    @Tommy_Collada 7 лет назад +248

    anyone else came here to impress your shop class teacher?

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 7 лет назад

      Swampyswamp I dont do carpentry.

  • @bradley9856
    @bradley9856 4 года назад +1

    Am I the only one that finds this utterly hilarious

  • @LegalSkateboarding
    @LegalSkateboarding 7 лет назад +1063

    Someone ripped/stole your video and in premiered on Pewdiepie's channel (video name THIS KID IS THE NEW PEWDEPIE!) while he gave credit to the theft's name. Just a heads up.

    • @Pet_Hedgehog
      @Pet_Hedgehog 7 лет назад +97

      Legal Planet this video has been stolen before many times, basically its a lost cause

    • @LegalSkateboarding
      @LegalSkateboarding 7 лет назад +95

      I didn't say for him to stop people from doing it. I was just giving him a heads up so he can retrieve the earnings from people who stole his work. People who steal content have to give up their RUclips earnings from the video to the creator of the original content if they're caught.

    • @Pet_Hedgehog
      @Pet_Hedgehog 7 лет назад +17

      Legal Planet yeah I know, I just said that the amount of stealing done from this is insanely big ;D

    • @fartonaut2291
      @fartonaut2291 6 лет назад +3

      justas drigotas The more theft the more exposure

    • @poonhammer7966
      @poonhammer7966 6 лет назад +1

      Legal Planet snitches get stitches

  • @mtxumi
    @mtxumi 7 лет назад +166

    I guess you could say, he nailed it?

  • @wooIy
    @wooIy 6 лет назад +82

    Alot of people are stealing your videos and putting watermarks over them

  • @millad6186
    @millad6186 5 лет назад +4

    Scientists: *What if we used 100% of our brains*
    Carpenters:

    • @Stewie-yp1vg
      @Stewie-yp1vg 5 лет назад

      We do use 100%, only using 10% is a myth

  • @solid_soap9132
    @solid_soap9132 5 лет назад +50

    but ONLY an ALPHA knows how to DRIVE a NAIL with a SINGLE HIT

  • @memeprinter1708
    @memeprinter1708 5 лет назад +133

    *_i tryed it on my wall, but i had to saw the wall off to get the nail there_*
    *_AND THEN MY HOUSE COLLAPSED_*

  • @Menace-To-Humanity
    @Menace-To-Humanity 5 лет назад +61

    i bet this man can lead an entire army to victory just by saying "Fight!"

    • @a_mage_as_old_as_joe1598
      @a_mage_as_old_as_joe1598 5 лет назад +1

      He would just throw the enemy's army into his own easy thing...

    • @Drew_Macabinta
      @Drew_Macabinta 5 лет назад

      He’ll defeat the whole world by just driving a nail into wood with one hit

  • @jacko7257
    @jacko7257 4 года назад +1

    Have been needing to put a nail in my wall at home and this time really helped me with speed... I just dropped my house on the nail and boom!
    Nailed it!

  • @mrrecluse7286
    @mrrecluse7286 7 лет назад +59

    Power of 1000 gazelles