President Trump: America’s S**ttiest Miss America Contestant: The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
- Michelle Wolf weighs in on the 2017 Miss America pageant and compares the courageous candidness of the contestants to the stammering evasiveness of President Trump.
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"All we have is the dummy." I love that line.
Best line for sure
It was a sick burn
Yea Trump is the dummy and Putin is the puppeteer
"I'd even have that ventriloquist lady as the president.. cos right now, all we have is the dummy"
That's gotta burn!
No lie... Yodeling ventriloquism is a whole new level of total radness.
"Some very bad things can get done with Uranium."
Can someone give Sherlock a medal for solving the case?
Miss Texas was totally on point with her answers!
I think all of them were.
Turns out: It is really hard *not* to be on point with your answers to those questions. Donald Trump is just really that incapable and the 1 in a million person that managed too.
Credit where credit is due, but reality is those are supposed to be easy questions.
There is actually an educated person from Texas. There may be hope for that ignorant excuse for a state of this union yet.
Don't get excited yet. I live in Texas. It is a horrible state. I regret moving here everyday and am counting the days before I escape.
A beauty pageant does a better job of vetting for sanity, competence, and intelligence than the contest for who controls the most powerful country on Earth. Goddamnit. Just Goddamnit.
'Murica
Man, those girls never get the credit they deserve. They work so hard for something they know is inherently demeaning to them as people, and they do everything they can to be talented, beautiful, and intelligent. I could never do something like that, and I don't think most people could either. I used to tear those girls down for what they do, but man, I cannot disregard someone who can answer a question in twenty seconds that Trump takes a week to respond to.
Besides, many or most of them do it to earn money so they can finish college and go out there to become doctors, teachers, and so on. Can't really diss on someone for doing what they must to succeed in a rather difficult education system.
I know right but what can we do now lol wait and see what dumb dumb do next
Most people also don't know they are competing to win a scholarship, and the truly great part is they all get one anyway depending on where they place. Of course, it's not much the lower you place, the lowest is $1000 still the winner may get the highest amount but every girl earns money to help them continue their education.
I still don't understand why they're doing it !
I always admire those Misses from various countries, because they're often intelligent women, talented and have many greatness about them. Smart, funny, eloquent, beautiful. Man, many people could be pretty but not that smart...
Sad when Miss America contestants give smarter answers then the President.
rafael cruz Yes it's just sad that Trump with a full team trying to prepare him and he still can't give nearly as good an awnser as beauty pageant contestants....
They were great
Tharen Gore yepper!
Tharen Gore "than" the President. 😂
Sad when lefties try to make a claim to impeach trump
Seriously, the Miss America girls are pretty awesome as people. Even weird yodeling ventriloquist.
Especialy the weird yodeling ventriloquist. As a austrian I am basically in love :D
She’s a meteorologist now!😁
Your telling me that pageant contestants gave better and clearer answers to political questions than the president? WTF HAPPEN TO US!!!!!!!!!
Avery Weathers two words REALTY TV
Trump’s making George W. Bush look like Lincoln
Agreed
John Henderson what does that make Lincoln look like, then ? Superman ?
Athena Morales Even reality TV ain't scripted this bad.
We owe these ladies lots of apologies for not giving them the due credit.It is actually harder to win this than the presidency.
The Miss America contestants are currently attending college or have recently graduated. Trump is a 70-year-old who skated through college because of his Dad's money almost 50 years ago and doesn't like to read. No wonder the women are much more eloquent.
BINGO
Eloquent equals pandering to lefties
@Modern Savage25 what do you mean
"All we have is the dummy"
Fourteenth Amendment lmao I cracked up when she said that
1:34 I never knew the miss america contest was so entertaining
..WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ! ? i just found out i can yodle while smiling CAN YOU?
The Illuminati omg i can too, literally just tried it and could do it 😂😮
For me the lady with the goddamned saxophone was more cringey. LOL
Miss USA doesn't have a talent portion, so good on you!
amber petals I dunno, I thought that saxophone thing was pretty great. That's serious talent
i can't, yodeling never makes me smile.
This made me realize not all beauty pageant contestants are dumb.
But not as dumb as the president.
It’s a lie that we were all lead to believe that beauty=dumb
I've competed in the Miss America Organization at the local level for 4 years and I found this geniuenly hilarious!!! 😂😂😂 If you went a step further you would find women like this at the state and local level too. Dont worry, Miss A is just a starting point for these ladies, a training program to learn how to take of the world 💪🏻😎
It's very tough and demanding to compete with other girls in this type of compitition. Are you in college now ?
Where do I sign up?
Michelle is the most truth in the shortest amount of time.
Michelle needs more air time. How ironic Donald is being trumped by every Miss America contestant.
I wouldn't call Trevor a racist at all. I pretty much agree with everything I've heard him say. He's funny as fuck and fine as hell; but I love it when Michelle rips on him. They are the best comic duo, I don't know if they get along or not but they should capitalize on it more.
I think she was talking about Trump, buddy :)
You think I"m a dude? Ya that makes more sense. Got Trevor on the brain.
Tlotus lol dumbass I was saying Amber petals was talking about Trump, all your sentences are getting dumber by the minute lol please stop now while you have some dignity
I would elect any one of these women as president.
rafael cruz
Obviously. Presidenting is just sitting on your ass while tweeting about TV and golfing on weekends. These women are PROFESSIONALS, not slobs.
rafael cruz why not they are smart and you are dumb. Did you even watch the video? Probably a trump supporter. Can't even spell you are. You don't know the difference between your and you're? lol! Explains so much.
Dont there lefty puppets
"It's easier to become President than Miss America" lol. That's great!
Brilliant Irony, Miss America pageant ladies nailed it. The women we saw are better presidential potential than Trump.
Michelle Wolf. A true American.
John OBrien hahaha she is funny
John OBrien but she is not obese?
Fatikh Akhmedov allegedly...
True american is everyone in america not a single person or group of people who believe in what u believe
Fatikh Akhmedov LoL !!!! nice one
Surprised trump didn't pay them a visit in the locker room
Dave SOLEMI cheating his way through the election, nothing has ever stopped this Bastard...
Trump U . ORG Honestly, knowing him, I bet he intend to do so by "Honoring" the contestant by a "visit" from POTUS, but denied by the Pageant management.
If Drumpf was there it would have been fun. He would have BIGLY and Hard-ly grabbed their p//ssies and shouted out in Presidential voice: May the Force Be with you
Only Miss USA would have let him and he got dropped from that.
Dave SOLEMI LOL! Right!
Excellent showing of Trumps answers and Miss America contestant's answers!
That was Miss Texas with the right answer, y'all. :)
Doc Darlin hell yes! I wish she were from san Antonio so we could take credit for that but I'll settle with she's from Texas and that's enough of a win for me
Doc Darlin go Texas
Yeah! Way to go ladies! The U.S. cannot be an island. We need smart people to represent us.
Jesus. It honestly seems that Trump and/or his Cabinet simply CANNOT go a single week without embarrassing themselves.
Heracross X this is AMERICA...amd they say liberals are worse, I mean there has been some rage, but what Republicans did when Obama was President, was even disturbing...make dolls of President Obama and burn them, say hateful things to everyone of different religion, and much more...A Bunch of "All Lives Matter" asses going around and doing the same shit to Muslims and others when Dump got elected president
Make that a day
Heracross X im pretty sure that if Trump can get through two days without shooting himself in the foot the entire staff celebrates
P. V.C if someone just keeps shooting themselves in the foot and hasn't learned to stop by now you TAKE THE GUN AWAY FROM THEM.
Seems like CNN cant go an hour without bashing trump
Michelle seems nice.
She's a brilliant performer.
+Grace Motley
She's great live, too. I saw her stand-up recently. It was hilarious.
Drunkn Master = loves big dick
Michelle seems like the kind of person you invite to watch a movie with, but forget to watch the movie because you're having too much fun telling jokes and stories.
Michelle sounds like Kari from the Incredibles, with a voice that's both high pitched and quavery. Also similar to an annoying coworker without volume control I have to deal with. But that isn't to say she's not friendly, or that what's she saying isn't informative.
“We’ll see what happens” is his go-to answer for every question! Losing it!
Trevor Noah rules
this was indeed good... funny, smart and presented in a highly enjoyable way... good job guys
I miss a president that could speak in complete sentences.
Still true today.
Why can't we just replace the president with one of the Miss America winners? They seem a lot more qualified for this shit.
Oh wait nevermind that was Michelle Wolf's suggestion too. I agree! Let's do it!
Syogren I second this idea.
I wish there were more people highlighting how intelligent and talented these young women have to be in addition to being beautiful. These are the 10s of the world, inside and out and that's why they're role models, not because of their asses in swimsuits. (Or at least not that alone ha)
Mad respect but lets be honest most of these answers are rehearsed, (i mean they literally have their answers down in 20 seconds flat) but that is still 100x more work than Trump put in researching.
Also..those questions are exactly to make you think it isnt all about the boobs and swimsuits...Which it is
Kanggaxx yea why not just have the answer segment and nothing else, I'd actually watch that. If I wanted to see pretty people I can just turn on literally any device
Honestly, can't say one way or the other if such beauty pageants should still exist. For what it's worth, even some of the "dumber" girls have a beautiful mind. And many of them enjoy what's sadly a forced standard on woman, a pretty face and a skinny figure.
Then again, on the polar opposite you have 4chan regulars who enjoy being scum of the earth, and that's tolerated. I say professionals and hard workers shouldn't be judged too harshly just because they're in the spot light, some people outside it do incredibly more damage.
Congratulations, you bought the product. Obviously we all watch these contests to get well founded political opinions, right after comedy news shows.
Let me spell it out for you, just to be clear: these girls can be super human beeings or total bitches, but we will never know as the show is heavly scripted, rehearsed, and the answers are forced into the context of the competition, meaning as non confrontational as possible.
Don't fall for this stuff, please.
J Girl, do you realy believe that those woman answered unprepared? They just learned to reproduce some specific sentences... and even if not, those question and answers were reaaaaly simple to make.
I mean, who couldn't answer:
Is it wrong to murder innocent by using your car as a weapon and why?
Especially if it was at a rascist motiv.
Who the hell could be so damn stupid to say, "well, both sides are to blame".
Nobody would be that stupid, right? Right?!
*Literally Any of Them 2020*
More air time with Michelle Wolf :) She is hilarious and her writers are genius :D
Arya Stark shes her own writer
She's hysterical and adorable while playing the bubblehed role. I actually love her
Travel Noah is a national treasure
Grant Batzli good thing he has a passport
Grant Batzli damn that means nick cage is going to steal him
I hear he's got a lesser talented brother named Trevor. His parents put in next to 0 effort on names. Like they only had one page of the baby names book.
Grant Batzli INTERNATIONAL TREASURE HES FROM SOUTH AFRICA
Everyone at the Daily Show is a national treasure
"Miss Texas nailed it in 20 seconds!"
Nice work, Texas!
Seriously, this woman seems really fun. I would love to MST3K movies with her
Never been more proud of Miss Texas.
Wow... MIchelle is BRILLIANT!!! Excellent show!
I love Trevor Noah
Why? He's a racist foreigner preaching to us how to live. He was almost deported once. Let's get a better lawyer this time.
Do an episode talking about FEMA
So funny!! And sad 😣😣😣! How America choose such an incompetent president! We wan t miss America!
Hands down her best piece/contribution since she's been part of the Daily Show. Great writing, great performance.
miss texas slayed and was so right about trumps stupid actions. he needs to get it together tbh
angela farra great pic
That profile pic has been used so many times.
Woot!
stop
Sol Sothis deliberate and listen
Trevor can't like Arnie can't. Not born American.
do you have a point or are you under the impression that donald trump and Obama are 2 sides of a coin? do you think that just because Obama lied, that means that everything trump says is true?
jokes like bubba/buffalo bill 2016, vote for my grandma.........got us trump in the first place. politics is not a fucking joke. and you want a comedian to guide your future, trust me you will get one.
That's the first time I have seen a great answer from a Miss American contestant!!
Best episode so far hands down ! Could watch it over and over again
Michelle is dammn good in a weird way :P
Anurag Gupta Yeah maybe, but I really likes her.
Anurag Gupta ... i think the term is quirky... lol... she's adorable...
She has to get away from that funny-people-voice thing. She has an awkward voice as it is, but by emphasizing it further, she just takes away from he act. And she really has to learn not to laugh about her own jokes.
@Anurag Gupta: Agree. Her voice has a bit of that mid-western twang*, which makes me think she's repping the flyover states which are often considered less smart. I don't think she's laughing at her jokes - but rather the absurdity of this new reality.
*or maybe tipsy mid-western twang
MercyGerl may be deliberately she did that Everytime with a straight resting face which makes her unique
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
"maybe he just needed answers" :) Hilarious.
And yet again I am simply left speechless.
Everyone is smarter than Donald Trump .
GiraffeGamer1 lots of money
joshua garner no it's because dumbocraps are some of the dumbest idiots on earth
Jayden Parks and republicans aren't
A bucket of mashed potatoes is smarter than Trump.
GiraffeGamer1 Trump's election and promises of massive tax cuts and infrastructure spending lifted expectations on Wall Street and among economists of faster growth. But Trump hasn't been able to get his economic agenda through Congress, so those GDP numbers doesn't represent anything beside false expectations.
If Trump was in Miss America I would back away from the TV and be like "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE and NOPE! NOT TODAY SON NOT TODAY!"
MLG GAMER .. or any other day... nO!
Michelle Wolf needs her own late night show!!! She’s perfect for it! Love her!!
I am sooo happy that you lowered the volume now, on the last bit?!
I love you guys!
MICHELLE WOLF!!
This lady actually performed at my college, she's actually pretty funny in stand up
I love how you didn't use miss America to make fun of the contestants but how you empowered them. You make the world a little lighter. Thanks.
Thank god you guys fixed the audio mix on these clips.
Miss America for President
"all we have now is the dummy" that says it all.
I like their fist-bump to kick things off - and she always closes her bit with a mic-drop worthy line!
Trevor, you have re-shaped the "daily show" from good to
in-freakin-credible. Love you, love your writers,love your anchors. It's the best way to get the news!
Thanks The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.:) "Us women find more creative ways to die alone...How crazy is it that it took the President 4 days and 3 Trys to give an answer to that question and Miss Texas nailed it in 20 seconds.":D
Awwww you reduced the ending volume.
good.it was cringe.
"Wow, us women keep finding creative ways to die alone." 🤣🤣🤣
Those contestants gave really thought-through and definitive answers. No ambiguity or something like that. I have new found respect for them. Good on them.
She is really funny - I love all her bits on this show.
It's easier to become president than to get a job at McDonald's. If this clown( Trump)can be president anyone can.
The observer Hillary is a criminal who should never be president and trump is doing a great job
Technically, to become president, one has to appeal with the majority voters, which are sadly not with high education due to the education system itself. So someone who is intelligent will never be as appealing to become president as the majority will not understand their views.
@@vaports6984 according to whom? A bunch of southerners vs....the rest of the developed world?
@@jessarose2288 sorry this is 1 year late,but can support this evidence VERY well....
Anyone else blow away by these responses? Like holy crap, what? WHAT? Kudos.
i have so much respect to those ladies i never expected to see what i just saw
Trump's a potato 🥔
A yam specifically. Yams are orange.
Now you hurt the potato's feelings; please apologize.
wow you just insulted the potato. now the potato is sad
No, no. Potatoes were historically one of the great things that were exported from the americas. Trump is a horrible thing that the world wishes never left America. Also, I think the potato would have lower odds of taking us to war.
Now go apologize to the poor potato for comparing it to trump!
A very baked potato!
Damn, spot on, girl. Well said.
Comedy Trevor and his crew on Comedy Central are the best ever!
Love you guys! Great work!
Even people who focus on fashion their whole lives know more than the president...
Lucas Hayden know more in a different field*
+42 jade
Bankrupcy ?
cheating, lying, conning people...
The less trump knows about fashion the more he can MAGA.
+NRK MKW
Try again, harder : Obama isn't the president.
That's because Miss Texas smarter
so true it hurts.
Perfectly said. By Michelle Wolf AND the Miss America contestants. Sure wish we had a President so thoughtful and well spoken.
Oh god..all the great presidents of the past have to be rolling in their graves, knowing this umpa lumpa is in office...
Rolling? More like spinning.
AMDCER GRELL there probably doing more pirouettes in there graves then all the members of the Russian ballet combined on a daily basis.
YEP
Awesome 👏🏾
"... all we have is the dummy." LOL XD
Wow! Well done!
There was a pageant? One of the few times I'm glad I'm too cheap to pay for cable...
Michelle is great!
WHY CAN I *NOT* LIKE THIS MORE THAN ONCE?!?!?!?
Great video for my English students. Thanks. You nailed it. :D
Bravo Michelle, I can see why she stormed the WHCD on April 30, 2018, you go Michelle!!!
It's sad when beauty pageant contestants are held to higher standards then THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
This might just be the best thing I've seen on The Daily Show since Trevor Noah started hosting it. Brilliant.
One if the best things I've ever seen on tv
wow.. simple, straight forward, logical stuff people (which doesnt require even slight thinking) say now amazes americans.. weird AF
Michelle Wolf is just, ❤❤❤❤!
Erika Palmerin ugh
ms_1029 what ??
Erika Palmerin I'm sorry but I can't stand her! Painfully annoying and cringey!
ms_1029 Yeahhhh...Newsflash: "I'm sorry but..." is even cringier because you are not sorry at all for saying it. It's faker than the female speaker, who was making very valid points.
Ainul Mardhiyyah BREAKING NEWS: " It's faker than" ...you just agreed she is fake! Lol
I love her voice, her stand up and everything about her, Michelle is awesome
After trevor♥️♥️♥️😁😁😁😁👍👍
Michelle is the most rocking personality on daily tv show⚡⚡
LOL... Michelle Wolf is hilarious
We have one representing every state, let them run the country.
Michelle Wolf you're amazing. Each cut back to you, your smile depicts exactly how many of us feel. Thank you for sharing on RUclips!
Daily Show's team is awesome. Thank you guys! Michelle you are the best!