“No, I’m not your wife. I am everone’s wife-“ *_*[Nene’s _**_-anthem-_**_ BGM starts playing]_** (•◡•)7 “I mean, wife janai! No, no, no… NO WIFE!” *_*record scratch_** “Chihaya is friend, okay?” *_*[Fubuki’s _**_-anthem-_**_ BGM starts playing]_** (;-;)7
Funfact - that kinda talk was actually typical of assorted millenarian religious peasant rebel movements, including several radical Christian ones in Medieval Europe. I think the Taipings in mid-1800s China (who were at least loosely inspired by Christianity) had similar ideas too?
Chat once again wants to open the "Wife" destiny with their idol and of course this time still fails :) But thanks to that we have a cute English Chihaya moment, thanks Overseas 👍
This reminds me of a clip of a hololive member I saw a while back (I don't remember who it was), in that clip they said that its always the kaigai niki that wants to marry 😂
0:52 "I'm everyone's wife"
We were on the verge to greatness! We were this close!
So close so close to Nene husbands of the world
Momosuzu Nenechi has a rival in the husband collector realm xD
netor-
Nene: "I feel a disturbance..."
we will get em next time !
We got another fubuki in our hands fellas
So close to another Nenechi
Almost had another Lui-nee
the more they reject it the more wife they both are
and have about the same energy as Ao-kun, except she thicc instead of sticc.
Went from Nene to Fubuki real quick 😂
Chat trying to rewrite the definition of wife = oshi was diabolical 🤣
Almost worked too lol
I mean, for some people, it's what it means. They call them wife because they like them a lot, and as another word for Oshi. I use it like that too
we learn from the best ~
*looking at certain Elite Shrine Maiden who change definition of FAQ = LOVE
Tru
when in doubt gaslight it out
I mean waifu is used for anime oshi so technically chat was right
Chihaya Eigo Jouzud
Fubuki: finally a worthy opponent, our battle of cuteness will be legendary
More like Fubuki 🤝Chihaya
@ the alliance of wif- I mean friends
1:26 Alright, which one of you snitched?
not me i swear
Japanese bro snitch 😂
There's an imposter AMONGUS
Not me either.
From Nene's strongest rival to Fubuki's so quickly. Incredible. XD
“No, I’m not your wife. I am everone’s wife-“
*_*[Nene’s _**_-anthem-_**_ BGM starts playing]_** (•◡•)7
“I mean, wife janai! No, no, no… NO WIFE!”
*_*record scratch_**
“Chihaya is friend, okay?”
*_*[Fubuki’s _**_-anthem-_**_ BGM starts playing]_** (;-;)7
0:55 you heard it here comrades, she can’t take it back.
She’s everyone’s wife now, glory to the USSR!
Funfact - that kinda talk was actually typical of assorted millenarian religious peasant rebel movements, including several radical Christian ones in Medieval Europe. I think the Taipings in mid-1800s China (who were at least loosely inspired by Christianity) had similar ideas too?
The more you know
🌈🌟
So... Waifurendo?
Honestly she feels like the person who goes from saying "I'm just a friend" to wife material over time lol
Chat once again wants to open the "Wife" destiny with their idol and of course this time still fails :)
But thanks to that we have a cute English Chihaya moment, thanks Overseas 👍
RIP kaigainiki. You will be remembered.
I saw that `i lost gallons' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hope he finds them
The amount of thigh art of hers... Im not surprised
should check between her thicc thighs
Damn, we were this close to having another everyone’s wife Holo.
Nene felt disturbance in the force for just a moment.
Nene still remains unchallenged she alone is everyone’s wife.
Sukonbu : *"First time?"*
Kaigai Nikki is getting smarter and smarter, we almost get her
Fission mailed. We'll get 'er next time xD
Chihaya: "I am not wife, i am everyone's wife-"
Lets just leave it at that shall we
Chihaya is professional comedian, yes!
Damn we almost got her.
Chihaya : everyone friends ok
*meanwhile* SKB flashback
Fubuki : no no no wife , but friendo friendo
Nene: could this be one of my people?
Apparently no😕
New friend acquired successfully.
This reminds me of a clip of a hololive member I saw a while back (I don't remember who it was), in that clip they said that its always the kaigai niki that wants to marry 😂
0:52 Bugs Bunny approves.
Our wife
Friend +1 letsgooo
Almost went down the Nene route lol
Everyone's wife. Time to solo carry Japan's birthrate.
She sounds like if Koyori doesn't speak in a high-pitched voice.
And so the 1st chapter begins
Chihaya: No wife!! Only friend
Me: *FOOBS PTSD FLASHBACK*
NOOOO SHES A FUBUKI😭😭😭😭
FBK: i rise that girl
Ah, a traditional hazing ritual for new holomems!
First the Dreamer cover and now stuff like this, I like her a lot
We were so close to greatness.
Hmmmm where have I been hurt like that before….
That overseas bro who corrected her is a true hero.
1:25 aight we need to find that snitch, we were so close!
fubuki: that's my girl
Chihaya: "I am everyone wife."
Chat: 'Yes."
She almost became one sheeeesh she didn't get tricked
"Chihaya is everyone's wife? NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Nenechi is everyone's wife? YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!!"
You guys almost tricked Chihaya! 😨
She almost signed her marriage contract!! geez! 😱
that was a good trick. 😏
She took both nene’s and fubuki’s routes 😂😂😂
Chihaya everybody's wife?
Instantly Nenechi: what do I see? a challenger?
"I'm not YOUR wife... I'm EVERYONE's wife"
Deal.
*New Friend Acquired*
Fubusan : "I raised that girls"
Chihaya is Oshi and everyone's wife, YESSSS 😂
AYYY YO A NEW FUBUKI SEASON JUST DROP!
EVERYONE??
x3 oh god Chihaya Nee-sama is so damn cute x3
well well well we doing another song and dance with Chihaya huh?
It’s fine we did it once and are still doing it.
wow the first one is so good they already released the 2nd season
We got Friend number 2!
Almost became another nene in terms of becoming everyone wife
she said ok
Huh ngl Fubuki looks different today
We got another friendzone master now lol
We were so close to greatness Oshi = Wife
damn it, we'll get you next time!
0:45
Yo that's my chat lmao
We got friendzone, fubuki-zone, and now Chihaya-zone
this is like the end of the world for everyone else, but NOT FOR ME! (im aromantic)
I call her the "Jeep Girl" because her vehicle of choice happens to be a Jeep.
i mean kaigainiki is partially true... oshi is like being husband and wife since you can technically have one
Oh boy, these people must be so new to Hololive, they haven't heard of Fubuki's Friendzoning. XD
I tried to say she's everybody wife. she rejected it. o7 bros. we'll get her next time
We are actually too seiso...we COULD have had a wife before she got to her 2nd week 😂😂
“Aitai desu”
No, Chihaya wait! That word's been ruined, it will just remind people of something worse!
So chihaya is basically a green fubuki ? Based
We got wife for 1 day Fubuki, surely Chihaya will follow.
chihaya is just dark green iroha
Ah, yes the manipulator. From Nene's harem into Japanese Goblin
We were so close nooo!
OK which kaigainiki told her not to get tricked?! We could have had another world wide waifu!
So close, they almost got her xD.
We almost had another Nene but she turned into another Fubuki. friends
Fubuki speedrun any%
0:52 We could've gotten another Nene!!! Not that us Husbands need another wife or anything...
She learned from Fox
Fubuki 2.0?
Fubuki is friend #1 and Chihaya is friend #2. Got it
1:26 someone snitch
Got rejected by an engine? pain peko
Chihaya is everybody wife OK 👍
She seems like she can understand english but just can't speak it, nice
no. no pls. NOT AGAINNNNNNN
F's in chat bois.
Chihaya is friend, not food.
Fubuki flashbacks 😭
NO WIFE NO LIFE.
She's cute!
Fubuki 2: extra thicc
Quickdraw that Fubuki Fox Friend Card
almost got her
So close to Nene v2
she wants artists to l3wd her
but only friend
oh boy... she wants us to go there does she?
we gonna have a field day boy-os...
Not that I'm complaining 🙃