LIVING COLOUR - Jim Carey-Karate Instructor

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  • Опубликовано: 11 июн 2006
  • Jim carey as a karate instructor teaching self defence techniques
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  • @Turco949
    @Turco949 8 лет назад +1414

    "Like a lot of beginning students, you attacked me wrong!" LMAO... Jim's best work while at ILC

  • @FN_FAL_4_ever
    @FN_FAL_4_ever 4 года назад +285

    “You’ll never be afraid of violence agayyyn” LMAO

  • @sketchybehavi0r
    @sketchybehavi0r 3 года назад +71

    This entire sketch is crazy hilarious, but that first 30 seconds is gold. Screaming intro to front kick has me dead. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mega_Mikey
      @Mega_Mikey 4 месяца назад

      Monty Python did it first but still ahead of its time

  • @Fireluv500
    @Fireluv500 9 лет назад +1138

    "You attacked me wrong!" Died of laughter.

    • @Fireluv500
      @Fireluv500 8 лет назад +1

      Did so! But when God saw me he squinted his eyes and was like "Who brought this fool up here?? Seriously, what's this fool doing here? His journey isn't done yet! ...Go back down there and suffer a little more and humble your ass so I can at least think about forgiving you for your shit when you beg me for it" Next thing I know I got slapped back down to this shit hole :(

    • @Stuckinthen9neties
      @Stuckinthen9neties 8 лет назад +2

      LOL

    • @cogen651
      @cogen651 7 лет назад +1

      Leandro Milagroso/D Creature lol, why did you write this comment?

    • @Fireluv500
      @Fireluv500 7 лет назад

      cogen651 Because I found it to be the funniest part and the likes on the comment says I wasn't the only one :)

    • @cogen651
      @cogen651 7 лет назад +2

      Leandro Milagroso/D Creature lol,no, I was talking about the second comment about God, I thought that was funny but I couldn't see the connection to the video.

  • @BabaGaala
    @BabaGaala 5 лет назад +270

    This is something great, no vulgar language, pure comedy, and Jim Carrey the great one 😍

    • @Chance57
      @Chance57 2 года назад +17

      I don't see why vulgar language would have made it less funny when grievous bodily harm and copious amounts of blood didn't.

    • @marcusfenix9121
      @marcusfenix9121 2 года назад +6

      I agree. Seems like every comedian has to drop the F bomb five times in one sentence to be funny. Even the puppet shows.

    • @Optimalworld
      @Optimalworld Год назад +1

      Best decade ever 🎉😂

    • @heftylad
      @heftylad Год назад

      Why are Americans less scared of literal murder and violence than they are of slightly vulgar language?

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause Год назад +4

      "No vulgar language" as he bleeds all over. Mkay.

  • @RASHAD321979
    @RASHAD321979 3 года назад +308

    It's safe to say that jim carrey was destined to be one of the funniest people on the planet!

    • @MissionaryInMexico
      @MissionaryInMexico 3 года назад +4

      Until about 15 years ago when his brain fell out.

    • @millionfps
      @millionfps 2 года назад +6

      @@MissionaryInMexico nah he’s still got it

    • @texasgirl6000
      @texasgirl6000 2 года назад

      NO just NO.....he is funny and now he is crazy liberal asshat....but even if he wasn't he still is not the funniest. You need to watch more stuff, there's alot more funny characters/ actors out there that are more funny than JC.

    • @RASHAD321979
      @RASHAD321979 2 года назад +3

      @@texasgirl6000 No disrespect to you beautiful. But i honestly thought the KEY WORD, in what i was trying to convey was (ONE) of.. The funniest? But i apologize if it came out wrong.. I have no problem admitting that i don't speak very good. PEACE & LOVE TO EVERYONE.✌🏽🙏🏾

    • @texasgirl6000
      @texasgirl6000 2 года назад +2

      @@RASHAD321979, oh .......my what a amazing person you are and I sincerely mean that and btw I also apologize as well. I am in awe of your great character.....thank you and God bless.

  • @bertrand7777777
    @bertrand7777777 6 лет назад +110

    "Im Bob Jackson..." *high kick*
    i died

  • @nathanjones3323
    @nathanjones3323 8 лет назад +318

    The screaming entrance is the best... Hahahahha!!!

    • @Simon0
      @Simon0 8 лет назад +11

      +Nathan Jones kiiiiiiaaaaaaiiiiiiI!!

  • @eliezerrolon9612
    @eliezerrolon9612 7 лет назад +705

    I'm fine. I shifted my internal organs to avoid the knife. . lol

    • @kinshukchoudhury4029
      @kinshukchoudhury4029 3 года назад +2

      Thats a legit anime thing

    • @69420fart
      @69420fart 2 года назад

      @@kinshukchoudhury4029 main character vibes

    • @trevorsanchez2470
      @trevorsanchez2470 2 года назад

      Wait, your telling me you shat your pants..? That’s just naaaaasssty lol 😂

    • @trevorsanchez2470
      @trevorsanchez2470 2 года назад

      @@kinshukchoudhury4029 no it’s not

    • @tjray3403
      @tjray3403 2 года назад +1

      @@trevorsanchez2470 demon slayer

  • @CRAZYHORSE19682003
    @CRAZYHORSE19682003 4 года назад +603

    Jim Carey was 30 years ahead of his time pointing out bullshito.

    • @rema_style
      @rema_style 4 года назад +8

      Joe Rogan mast use his insights on subject...

    • @bofuthereturn
      @bofuthereturn 4 года назад +10

      he is now part of that bullshit

    • @randymerta3406
      @randymerta3406 4 года назад +14

      Theokolese The Shadow Of Death
      Steven Seagull is the Head Grand Master of Bullshido.

    • @arvinakshuptabhijevankarni6337
      @arvinakshuptabhijevankarni6337 4 года назад +2

      Somewhat like John Cleese - the original J.C. - in the '70's ("self defence against fruit") ? Right down to the "Ministry of Silly Walks" step at 0:25 ...

    • @CRAZYHORSE19682003
      @CRAZYHORSE19682003 4 года назад +9

      @@randymerta3406 Frank Dux is right up there with him.

  • @tylerd4815
    @tylerd4815 8 лет назад +1519

    Back when TV was worth watching.

    • @mauvnoelful
      @mauvnoelful 8 лет назад +2

      mhm

    • @bws205
      @bws205 8 лет назад +19

      yeah I remember being in high school when this was on and the next day everyone would be talking about the skits

    • @Bobman-ml5qf
      @Bobman-ml5qf 8 лет назад +7

      Still is, just not sitcoms at the moment. But Fire Marshall Bill NEEDS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!

    • @agnesagbayani8798
      @agnesagbayani8798 7 лет назад

      The truth is, dogs have their unique way to think, and when you want to teach your dog advanced lessons and tricks, уou ought to ppperсeive the secrets behind their actions Watch here ==> twitter.com/28b6ff78e5015b4ae/status/742623739800653824 LIVING COLOUR Jim Carey Karate Instructor

    • @worldtraveler8571
      @worldtraveler8571 7 лет назад +13

      This is before Hollywood took over the show.

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 6 месяцев назад +11

    That little arm wiggle is the funniest part for me 😂😂😂

  • @Jasong9573
    @Jasong9573 16 лет назад +30

    You could not watch ILC and Jim Carey and not realize he was going to be a big star. The guy is just unlimited with talent.

    • @joeswanson733
      @joeswanson733 Год назад +1

      the key marker of any comedian is
      1. Story Narrating Skills ·
      2. Great Comedians Have an Effective Onstage Persona ·
      3. Comedic Timing ·
      4. Unique Brand of Humor ·
      5. Creativity ·
      check check check check check

  • @vizualizeit08
    @vizualizeit08 10 лет назад +55

    He still makes me laugh soooo hard I have tears in my eyes. One of the best comedians EVER!!!

  • @BIGSEXXY62677
    @BIGSEXXY62677 6 лет назад +21

    "I sparred with Elvis!!" LMAO!!! 😂

  • @rodette2010
    @rodette2010 9 лет назад +157

    "Oh man!!!! You see............. You're still bending your elbow... You've got to keep...... your arm...... completely straight.. that's the whole key!"

    • @texasgirl6000
      @texasgirl6000 2 года назад

      You should watch the Andy grifth show where barney is doing this same "similar scene" hence this is where they got the idea from and also fire Marshall bill is all taken from the character of barney fife.

    • @Mehwhatevr
      @Mehwhatevr 4 месяца назад +1

      I love how when she finally attacks him "right" he completely destroys her.

  • @KamutoHiravato
    @KamutoHiravato 11 лет назад +49

    How can you not love this guy? Just hilarious!!!

  • @Arizonaliberty
    @Arizonaliberty 12 лет назад +36

    This is life saving information! I will take his organ shifting teachings with me wherever I go.

  • @v.e.7236
    @v.e.7236 4 года назад +40

    Damn, I miss In Living Color! Way better than SNL. This show was raw humor!

    • @TheDude-yw4kn
      @TheDude-yw4kn 4 года назад +2

      V. E. SNL sucks especially with their progressives/liberal views attacking our great President!

  • @Amadeus-ms9lt
    @Amadeus-ms9lt 2 года назад +29

    I think Jim Carrey has actually studied some karate as his movements are too perfect a parody of it. This makes the sketch funnier.

    • @fletchkeilman2205
      @fletchkeilman2205 6 месяцев назад +8

      I was 8 when I saw this when it aired. Was in karate (still in martial arts, and love karate still), and laughed till I peed. I saw so many people like this in tournaments and what not. Was lucky to have a damn good instructor. And yeah....Jim definitely had to have studied something. He could easily mimic body movements too. Whatever the case, it's perfect hahaha

  • @donbarracuda546
    @donbarracuda546 9 лет назад +206

    You attacked me wrong..HAHAHA!

  • @BBE22OOOWH
    @BBE22OOOWH 8 лет назад +126

    Well he certainly is the toughest karate instructor getting stabbed and continuing the lesson. Hardcore!

  • @allans7281
    @allans7281 2 года назад +11

    “You’re attacking me wrong” Still laughing from that. Got a love his Benihana’s headband

  • @JayJayisOK
    @JayJayisOK 9 лет назад +235

    "You're still bending your elbow!"

  • @affenbrotbaumse
    @affenbrotbaumse 12 лет назад +19

    nowadays we need alot more of this oldschool comedy

  • @edberge
    @edberge 14 лет назад +12

    I was flashing on this classic skit all through yesterday morning's kata practice; it still cracks me up - "Like many beginners, you attacked wrong! Fortunately, I moved my internal organs."

  • @ugafootballfella124
    @ugafootballfella124 9 лет назад +17

    My favorite In Living Color skit of all time. I laugh til my side hurts every time lol

    • @troyevitt2437
      @troyevitt2437 9 месяцев назад

      Be nice if the uploader knew the difference between the comedy show* and the most famous Black band to hit MTV with a Heavy Metal song**.
      *In Living Color
      **Living Colour

  • @celiamitchell4969
    @celiamitchell4969 4 года назад +30

    Jim is so talented. The whole gang was so funny.
    This show would have me and my son rolling. I miss this show.

  • @reallybadiaido8816
    @reallybadiaido8816 10 лет назад +102

    He looks like a lot of the "Martial Artist" on RUclips.

  • @JayJay-qp1pm
    @JayJay-qp1pm 9 лет назад +115

    0:23 That kick lol

  • @Ocasek77
    @Ocasek77 9 лет назад +83

    1:06 Honestly, that's such an epic "YES, YOU!". Haha, ahah

  • @breznotraphouse3191
    @breznotraphouse3191 4 года назад +19

    Now, everyhing is different,harder, life back then was full of colors

  • @LEGASItv
    @LEGASItv 4 года назад +17

    "Don't worry about it grasshopper!" 😆

  • @playboymaxim
    @playboymaxim 4 года назад +27

    The facial expressions when he gets stabbed kills me, he is in catastrophic pain 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jpsholland
    @jpsholland 4 года назад +103

    " i shift my internal organs to avoid the knife" Even Ameridote is not on that level.

  • @jahbay
    @jahbay 4 года назад +11

    I miss In Living Color... What a great show.

  • @JohnFromSpace
    @JohnFromSpace 16 лет назад +19

    I havent laughed this hard in a long time. I never realised how good Jim was when he was on in living color.

  • @AnchorGaurav
    @AnchorGaurav 7 лет назад +66

    I shifted my internal organs to avoid the knife. 😂😂 2:06

  • @clearcombatselfdefenseandf6302
    @clearcombatselfdefenseandf6302 8 лет назад +35

    This has happened in many dojos around the world.

  • @billyclinton4808
    @billyclinton4808 11 лет назад +25

    Haha...Jim Carey is awesome! Been making me laugh my whole life.

  • @sarathi1638
    @sarathi1638 8 лет назад +19

    Man my stomach hurt from laughing.. awesome Jim Carrey

  • @wildvikingg
    @wildvikingg 3 года назад +8

    '' that might've hurt if i hadn't shifted mr.happy '' lmao i haven't laughed this hard in a very long time

  • @gerrym5170
    @gerrym5170 3 года назад +2

    The war cry on that last hit sending her flying was classic! TV will never be this good again

  • @axelhaar4114
    @axelhaar4114 4 года назад +26

    Me to the intruder: "You're attacking me wrong!"

    • @doubledare84527
      @doubledare84527 4 года назад +1

      Don't teach him the right way.

    • @Stefan-
      @Stefan- 4 года назад

      That´ll work...

  • @Solowizard
    @Solowizard 16 лет назад +8

    Jim Carrey, Gotta Love Him!
    One of the greatest comedians of all time!

  • @ranthonybab8670
    @ranthonybab8670 2 года назад +3

    "I never said I was the only world champion "

  • @budapest1933
    @budapest1933 4 года назад +10

    Jim Carrey is a legend ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷

  • @wessreiley8275
    @wessreiley8275 4 года назад +23

    This was definitely Jim Carrey at his best IMO. His movies were good but I like his earlier stuff much better.

  • @rwplm
    @rwplm 2 года назад +6

    Jim Carrey predicted Detroit Urban Survival Tactics

  • @lazk98
    @lazk98 3 года назад +6

    i was 1 second into this video and i was already dying of laughter. true legend.

    • @skopa1223
      @skopa1223 Год назад +1

      I’m pretty sure he used that martial arts roll at beginning in the Ventura movie.

    • @itssmashtastic
      @itssmashtastic 6 месяцев назад

      Also Dumb and Dumber 1v1 with the cook

  • @LifeasLJ
    @LifeasLJ 10 лет назад +25

    Lol! "You attacked me wrong."

  • @AudieHeard
    @AudieHeard 10 лет назад +5

    I'm sitting here unable to leave my chair in front, of my PC for over an hour laughing at the bloopers, video satires, and especially this fool Jim Carey when he was one of, by far the funniest cast member of " In Living Color " and though, they cancelled the show and he went on to become, a good comedic actor in films nothing can ever replace, the antics of his many characterizations such as the one shown here!

    • @TwilightTruebahdoor
      @TwilightTruebahdoor 10 лет назад

      Jim is a Scientologist now, I think. He is (schizophrenically) amazing. The Grinch was perhaps his best role. No, I take that back. "Sunshine of the Spotless Mind", definitely. No, wait-wait...the Truman show. Oh man, that guys all over the map!

    • @AudieHeard
      @AudieHeard 10 лет назад

      As for characters go Fire Marshall Bill leaves me in tears, movie wise it's a toss-up between Ace Ventura, Liar Liar, Dick &Jane, The Mask, oh hell wheres that map? lol

  • @tomwoodthorpe5790
    @tomwoodthorpe5790 8 лет назад +8

    When I was a kid my Tae Kwon Do instructor was basically this guy crossed with Rex (Kwon Do). We learned those "arm must be completely straight" knife defence things, and he was a former "world champion" (of the tiny organisation he was a part of)

  • @MissionaryInMexico
    @MissionaryInMexico 3 года назад +3

    My cousin (who is a lifelong law enforcement officer) and I, when we were teenagers, walked up the back steps to the upstairs room for the Billy Blanks karate classes. The little tiny guy who took over for Billy when he was in LA shooting movies reminds me of "Bob."

  • @lindaseel8633
    @lindaseel8633 4 года назад +1

    One of the best self defense classes. Those ladies gave me some knowledge.

  • @pesthlm
    @pesthlm 4 года назад +1

    I will have a headache tomorrow for all my laughs at this. Adorable masterful funny sketch!

  • @Brandon-ob9rg
    @Brandon-ob9rg 7 лет назад +30

    Lol this is the first time Jim Carey has made me laugh as an adult.

  • @TheWaningLight
    @TheWaningLight 9 лет назад +60

    I sparred with Elvis - lost my shit when I heard that Lol oh that's great

    • @lordishurue4153
      @lordishurue4153 5 лет назад +5

      elvis was a Blackbelt belt i think was 7th degree .

    • @scodiofficer0012
      @scodiofficer0012 4 года назад +4

      Elvis really is a black belt though

    • @doubledare84527
      @doubledare84527 4 года назад

      @@lordishurue4153 a "Blackbelt belt"? lol

    • @noahpartic7586
      @noahpartic7586 3 года назад

      Elvis would win
      & He's dead😄.

    • @MissionaryInMexico
      @MissionaryInMexico 3 года назад +1

      @@doubledare84527 It was a Blackbelt belt in Bullshito Aneridote Jitsu.

  • @dano8012
    @dano8012 6 лет назад +2

    I always return to this clip. It’s a classic.

  • @JackXFrost01
    @JackXFrost01 3 года назад +1

    Woooow i didn't even know who Jim Carey was when i first watched this when i younger but i did remember i laughed so hard at this skit and i recently remembered this mad tv skit recently so i decided to check it out again for nostalgia purposes. man who knew it was Jim Carey all along. love this guy xD

  • @CompellingDisorder
    @CompellingDisorder 15 лет назад +5

    Jim Carry has the most amazing movements.... such a funny dude. Perfect timing.

  • @drshnty
    @drshnty 15 лет назад +36

    God, jim carrey is hysterical. Never fails to make me laugh :D

  • @bluetikgdancing3381
    @bluetikgdancing3381 2 года назад +1

    You watch this makes me sad🥺 cause this was way before my time🤣 but thx to RUclips and people who still love pure old gold comedies shows and comedians I can watch this now and I just love it 🤣👑

  • @djtwelvetwenty2939
    @djtwelvetwenty2939 4 года назад

    My bestfriend growing up had this recorded on VHS and we would watch all the time

  • @RFlash-xc4lo
    @RFlash-xc4lo 5 лет назад +7

    I seriously had a instructor like this one time. The part were he goes you attacked me wrong killed me hahaa.🤣

  • @ThomasQJones-gb6ym
    @ThomasQJones-gb6ym 5 лет назад +21

    "I never said I was the only world champion!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 4 года назад +1

      "I spared with Elvis!"

  • @dhrubachakrabarty5257
    @dhrubachakrabarty5257 4 года назад

    Sir Jim Carrey's show means a lots of fun and laugh. Very enjoyable.

  • @austinsimmons4393
    @austinsimmons4393 7 лет назад

    Thank you so much 🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦 for the great Jim Carrey!!!

  • @PeterHorsfieldChangingtheGame
    @PeterHorsfieldChangingtheGame 11 лет назад +5

    a big fan of jim, i really loved the style of making people laugh! he's such a unique person with a gift of making people laugh at his jokes. on his serious side this funny guy is a solemn guy when it comes to his charitable works and institutions. keep it up jim! more power and God bless..
    Isextraordinary...
    Information with Inspiration

  • @Manson287506
    @Manson287506 16 лет назад +3

    "That would've hurt if I hadn't shifted Mr.Happy"
    lol, that was to die for, I haven't laughed that hard in a while!!!!^.^

  • @marymary83436
    @marymary83436 3 месяца назад

    I lived for this show.

  • @SirKemodero
    @SirKemodero 2 года назад +1

    That last finish with soundeffect. Nice

  • @nivledamh
    @nivledamh 8 лет назад +18

    I died at his intro....aaaaiiiiiii!

  • @superbaddctv
    @superbaddctv 5 лет назад +6

    That roll is priceless, nailed with precision. 00:02

  • @garrickanderson7784
    @garrickanderson7784 3 года назад +2

    This never gets old

  • @user-ie3lx7uv1q
    @user-ie3lx7uv1q 4 года назад +23

    Words on his headband means “kamikaze”, that’s the spirit......

  • @TheMabel2970
    @TheMabel2970 10 лет назад +33

    730 instructors were attacked the wrong way. :D

  • @redsxncubs23
    @redsxncubs23 3 года назад +1

    that front roll in the opening gets me every time

  • @Chaggy1978
    @Chaggy1978 6 лет назад

    His entrance into the Dojo was hilarious! That tuck and roll Kiai! haha brilliant!

  • @SirSabin
    @SirSabin 17 лет назад +4

    Funniest Jim Carrey skit I've seen. Absolutely hilarious.

  • @johnnykool5083
    @johnnykool5083 4 года назад +13

    I never said I was the only world champion, there are lots of them lmfao

  • @davesstuff1599
    @davesstuff1599 4 года назад +1

    I used to tape this on Sunday evening and watch when I came home from church, no lie.

  • @margaretbatson83
    @margaretbatson83 3 года назад

    I remember this show back in the early 90's.🙂👍Great show ! Hilarious show !

  • @cliffbooth7075
    @cliffbooth7075 4 года назад +12

    I watched the video twice and am fairly certain Steven Seagal learned from him.

  • @azmimansor3443
    @azmimansor3443 8 лет назад +10

    This is a damn legend

  • @manofsteel3111
    @manofsteel3111 4 года назад +5

    Jim Carey is absolutely hilarious!

  • @MrZillas
    @MrZillas 2 года назад +2

    "You attacked me wrong" is the secret of all martial arts, that all martial artists try to hide.

  • @pelagic6
    @pelagic6 13 лет назад +5

    So true though, the instructors always want to show you the way they were taught, never realistic. Carey nailed it and had me lol the whole time!

    • @robbieracer3294
      @robbieracer3294 Год назад

      At my old school, one of the instructors would attack every white belt...he wanted to see if anyone had a natural defense or if they had any kind of skill at all. Totally came out of the blue and showed everyone you are a long way from being able to truly protect yourself or long way off as a white belt

  • @ryanbeev
    @ryanbeev 8 лет назад +4

    his voice asserts so much authority it lurs me into a false sense of security - then i'm taking him serious he act a fool
    im like what lol
    then the cycle repeats the mans a genius

    • @Sur2eaL
      @Sur2eaL 2 года назад

      Perfect description

  • @aaronwalderslade
    @aaronwalderslade Год назад +2

    The reason it's so good is because Carrey takes the character absolutely seriously. The maegeri is actually pretty good (just unexpected) and the kata are done with full on intensity.

    • @stoopidhaters
      @stoopidhaters Год назад

      Umm, Mae Geri is literally the easiest kick lol.

  • @AhhTheBonnie
    @AhhTheBonnie 2 года назад +4

    Pure Class from Jim 😂👍🙏

  • @drtalkboxsa9412
    @drtalkboxsa9412 2 года назад +5

    The first knife blow nailed the liver. She attacked him right😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @create87forward
    @create87forward 13 лет назад +5

    "How do you kill a man in his sleep?" Love that lol

  • @ghulehvoodoo
    @ghulehvoodoo 3 года назад +1

    the fact that the time duration of this video is 4:20 has made my night. day. whatever

  • @Nelekets
    @Nelekets 8 лет назад +1

    This is definitely the funniest skit from In Living Color I've ever seen.

  • @leeburgess9416
    @leeburgess9416 7 лет назад +22

    That entrance....

  • @jdvicvega0
    @jdvicvega0 6 лет назад +6

    I almost passed out the way he came into the room

  • @drtalkboxsa9412
    @drtalkboxsa9412 2 года назад +2

    Jim Carrey was just something else in ILC.
    All in all the cast was awesome.

  • @Bobby-lv2kr
    @Bobby-lv2kr 7 лет назад

    whenever I see any self defence video with same traditional predictable moves the first thing come into my mind is this video :D

  • @robertarthropthesecond
    @robertarthropthesecond 4 года назад +5

    Bullshido in perfection! Master Ken would be very impressed!