Cat to be kitten me right meow? I CAn'T believe how CATatonic I was CATching such a CAT pun. Now I'm going to eat some KATchup . I mean, It made we want to Fee-line right to the comments section and think of a PURRfect response...🐈
The angry sister using her Dad's car and somehow completely neglecting to look at the gas gauge when driving off is very fitting. A very entitled and often angry sister. Too bad the brother didn't have a Go Pro camera hidden in the car that day! Collect it later and watch it for good times. Who drives without looking at your remaining fuel supply before driving away?
With the card, I would have looked up to see if there was a famous rival to whatever sports team he had and sent the rival card lol. But maybe the kittens will cheer up this guy
I think the boss also doesn't really care (that's why he doesn't mind telling OP). Perhaps he also knows all the tricks OP and other workers employ, he simply doesn't care... and since he does his job properly, he doesn't lie to the upper management. So perhaps it's a win-win situation?
I know if I was the father in that story about the two siblings and the car, I'd be furious! Not at the one who left the tank empty, but the other one! I'd remind her flat out that I bought the car for *both* of them to use, and that she had one of two choices: Grow up, accept this fact, willingly share the car with her brother, split the cost of the fuel with him and apologize for her petty behavior. Or: Get grounded from the car for a couple of months and either walk, get rides from friends or pay a taxi or other form of public transportation to get where she needed to go to teach her a thing or two. Granted, I'd be a little upset with the son as well, and probably ground him from the car for a short while as well, but not as angry as I was with the daughter who was all "It's my car! Dad didn't get it for you!"
13:05 This is why I was always confused in the math problems asking if 5 people can build a house in 2 days, how long does it take 3 people to build a house. It’s the same logic that leads you to think that 9 women can make a baby in 1 month.
That's exactly what I did. This is so funny because for me it was at home Depot. When she started yelling at me for putting her cart away, after helping her load her vehicle.. when I obviously don't work there, I just looked at her as she yelled at me for the third time flipped the empty cart upside down behind her car, and walked away.she tried standing behind my car so I couldn't leave but I didn't have anyone in front of me so I just drove forward and left.
One upmanship: I would have put the shopping cart upside down ON THE ROOF OF HER CAR, attached with bungee cords (to keep it from falling off). Hopefully, security would think she was stealing it and have her arrested. If not, at least it would damage paint on the roof.
Tbh, it sounds like the customer in that first story *needs* more pictures of kittens in his life. Might help his stress levels and apparent anger issues.
I really love your readings. You have suxh a wonderful voice, ajd I love your tidbits of input after each story. Plus, the background imagery and music are quite pleasing (for both watchers and listeners)! How many times do you upload in a day, Storytime? I'm new to your/other reddit channels. Never even lurked before, haha!
story @4:30 has a time line that is about 10 years off, memory sticks did not come out till the 2000s. and it kills be every time this content reader says but, cuz it comes out as buuuuuuuuuuut every time, now that I said this you won't be able to not notice it anymore... lol
For the microwave Karen, leave the cart right next to her driver side door with it resting against the drivers side mirror. She can't back up because the mirror will catch on the cart and it will be difficult to open the door.
on the last story if the guy is dumb enough to shoot himself in the foot that many ways is it really surprising that he tells his employees he's a terrible boss that can't get hired anywhere else?
My sister gave me a pink unicorn. She got it from her house cleaner and did not want it. I was examining the pink unicorn and discovered the tummy seam was actually velcro. I showed it to my sister and brother in law with the tummy open. BIL works at the county jail. He tells me the velcro tummy is a sign that the unicorn is designed for drug smuggling. Who would suspect a toddler girl carrying a pink unicorn to be smuggling drugs??? So now, I have a pink unicorn in case I want to smuggle drugs. Next time I go on a driving vacation I plan to stick my prescription drugs in my unicorn's tummy just for fun; no air travel. I have a feeling I would get in trouble with TSA if I took it with me through an airport. It is a pretty goofy looking unicorn. The eyes and nostrils were positioned crooked. In fact, the pink unicorn looks a little stoned or drunk or both.
Wait... you’re old enough to drive but not old enough for a credit card...? What?? I had a card before I was old enough to drive. I wonder what country that story took place in?
Alastriana Teregov yeah I live in the states. Although, now that I think about it, I think it was a debit card I had and not a credit card. I think I was about 14 or 15 at the time
These "videos" are actually far better if you just read them yourself, cuts down the time and no annoying voice with retarded comments at the end of every story, pause video at beginning then press right arrow when you reach the end of each paragraph
What would happen in endgame if I was iron man, (based off my original comment) Thanos: I am inevitable Me: I am a scatterbrained clutz (drops infinity stones)
Background music is very irritating. No change after repeated requests so I unsubscribed. You may not be aware that such background music interacts badly with hearing aids.
I've decided to quit watching all of these Reddit stories stolen by different authors and converted to RUclips episodes its disappointing to hear the same story twice or three times which is a waste of time thank you and goodbye.
2 things. Stop playing music with lyrics in the background. Stop playing music at all damn it. And secondly stop saying hey everyone because it sets off Google to do a search
"You've cat to be kitten me right meow."
Meow you've gone too far.
MetalJacket meowlicous cat-liance
Get help 😂
@@badpop987 Do you need a meowmbulance?
AhA HaH hAh
I just messaged my bank to see if I could get a card with kittens on it.
That last boss sounds like the villain in every 80s party movie.
Cat to be kitten me right meow? I CAn'T believe how CATatonic I was CATching such a CAT pun. Now I'm going to eat some KATchup . I mean, It made we want to Fee-line right to the comments section and think of a PURRfect response...🐈
_Throws various household items at Mad Max_
Get out! GET OUT! And don't you dare come back!
Aww there's no need to diss the puns. They're pawsitively a-meow-zing!
There's a special circle in hell for all of you.
Shut the frog up!!
Big deal for a generic cat joke...haha funny..
The angry sister using her Dad's car and somehow completely neglecting to look at the gas gauge when driving off is very fitting. A very entitled and often angry sister. Too bad the brother didn't have a Go Pro camera hidden in the car that day! Collect it later and watch it for good times. Who drives without looking at your remaining fuel supply before driving away?
That bad boss was actually making the ssh ssh sound himself on the radio? That is crazy!
With the card, I would have looked up to see if there was a famous rival to whatever sports team he had and sent the rival card lol. But maybe the kittens will cheer up this guy
I think the boss also doesn't really care (that's why he doesn't mind telling OP). Perhaps he also knows all the tricks OP and other workers employ, he simply doesn't care... and since he does his job properly, he doesn't lie to the upper management. So perhaps it's a win-win situation?
You know how entitled someone has grown, when they don't know to check the fuel gauge... Just expecting it to have enough for you...
I know if I was the father in that story about the two siblings and the car, I'd be furious! Not at the one who left the tank empty, but the other one! I'd remind her flat out that I bought the car for *both* of them to use, and that she had one of two choices: Grow up, accept this fact, willingly share the car with her brother, split the cost of the fuel with him and apologize for her petty behavior. Or: Get grounded from the car for a couple of months and either walk, get rides from friends or pay a taxi or other form of public transportation to get where she needed to go to teach her a thing or two. Granted, I'd be a little upset with the son as well, and probably ground him from the car for a short while as well, but not as angry as I was with the daughter who was all "It's my car! Dad didn't get it for you!"
I personally don't like it when people do the customer service sympathizing thing. I know it's fake & I know it's a waste of time.
Sometimes r/maliciouscompliance is the same as r/ Idontworkherelady
13:05 This is why I was always confused in the math problems asking if 5 people can build a house in 2 days, how long does it take 3 people to build a house. It’s the same logic that leads you to think that 9 women can make a baby in 1 month.
The microwave story was more pettyrevenge than malicious compliance
That first one sounds like a fraudster trying to pressure the guy into sending him a card. Used to work in fraud at a bank, common tactic
I've been watching "miku dubs old memes" and hearing a normal person instead of her high-pitched robot voice actually startled me
Oh god. #1 is so relatable. I work in a CC call center as a fraud strategist and I get that all the time.
I would have taken the microwave back out of the vehicle, and put the cart in.
The story of the buying competitors products and putting their brand on it reminds me of a dilbert comic strip/show.
I'm a marketing wizard.
I cast... money.
It was super effective.
Why would the retailer accept changes to the deal? You can't just change contracts one sided. I call fake.
I would havee flipped the shopping cart upside down too.
That's exactly what I did. This is so funny because for me it was at home Depot. When she started yelling at me for putting her cart away, after helping her load her vehicle.. when I obviously don't work there, I just looked at her as she yelled at me for the third time flipped the empty cart upside down behind her car, and walked away.she tried standing behind my car so I couldn't leave but I didn't have anyone in front of me so I just drove forward and left.
One upmanship: I would have put the shopping cart upside down ON THE ROOF OF HER CAR, attached with bungee cords (to keep it from falling off). Hopefully, security would think she was stealing it and have her arrested. If not, at least it would damage paint on the roof.
@@TravisFabel love it!
@@rollothecat2010 What no barbed wire and landmines?
Who could be mad at kittens? Monsters.
That first pun reached Dunkelman levels ^^
Those puns were catastrophic
I'd be super happy to get a card with kittens on it!
These were not the most malicious or compliant stories I’ve ever heard.
DAMN.... I always thought that the sony TVs with their memory sticks were WAY TOOOO expensive. :D
Guess I was right.
Tbh, it sounds like the customer in that first story *needs* more pictures of kittens in his life. Might help his stress levels and apparent anger issues.
No longer gassing the car is reasonable.. Driving it to empty is just petty.
I really love your readings. You have suxh a wonderful voice, ajd I love your tidbits of input after each story. Plus, the background imagery and music are quite pleasing (for both watchers and listeners)!
How many times do you upload in a day, Storytime? I'm new to your/other reddit channels. Never even lurked before, haha!
So to get even with sister you let her run out of gas on a freeway? You put her in danger? That is awful!
Can't help but think these could be resolved by just saying no and willing away. Wouldnt do for a very good story tho
2nd Woman is why men stop being nice ! So sorry
I would be cool getting the card with kittens on it.
2:59 These types of people..... I just pretend I do not hear them.
Get a new card overnight? I have to wait 10 business days?!! You fooks!!!!! xD
I was very depressed earlier tonight. Now I feel sooooooo much better!!!🦄🦄🦄
Liked for the terrible cat joke xD
Working as customer service is never fun
story @4:30 has a time line that is about 10 years off, memory sticks did not come out till the 2000s. and it kills be every time this content reader says but, cuz it comes out as buuuuuuuuuuut every time, now that I said this you won't be able to not notice it anymore... lol
For the microwave Karen, leave the cart right next to her driver side door with it resting against the drivers side mirror. She can't back up because the mirror will catch on the cart and it will be difficult to open the door.
on the last story if the guy is dumb enough to shoot himself in the foot that many ways is it really surprising that he tells his employees he's a terrible boss that can't get hired anywhere else?
And my lazy sister ran out of gas on the highway, a semi hit and killed her! Best petty revenge ever!
Wait.. I've just realized that this is FakeJake
you should have sent a pink unicorn card
My sister gave me a pink unicorn. She got it from her house cleaner and did not want it. I was examining the pink unicorn and discovered the tummy seam was actually velcro. I showed it to my sister and brother in law with the tummy open. BIL works at the county jail. He tells me the velcro tummy is a sign that the unicorn is designed for drug smuggling. Who would suspect a toddler girl carrying a pink unicorn to be smuggling drugs???
So now, I have a pink unicorn in case I want to smuggle drugs. Next time I go on a driving vacation I plan to stick my prescription drugs in my unicorn's tummy just for fun; no air travel. I have a feeling I would get in trouble with TSA if I took it with me through an airport. It is a pretty goofy looking unicorn. The eyes and nostrils were positioned crooked. In fact, the pink unicorn looks a little stoned or drunk or both.
How could anyone think it is a good idea to agree to sell a product wholesale and buy back at retail? You are asking to be ripped off.
I'd take the kitten card! Kittykats!
Anyone else getting ticked off by many stories being more petty revenge than malicious compliance because the compliance part is missing entirely?
You’ve cata be kitten me right meow you ate my last sardine that’s I saved for meow. 🐱
How in the world does one read loyal and local? Why does that make sense to you?
Sure I can push the cart back. That'll be 5 dollars mam.
Triple cat pun! :D
How did the guy who is to Young for a credit card pay for the uber? Do Ubers take cash?
do you live somewhere where you can only pay by credit/debit cards? lol
@@somebodysomeone5384do you live somewhere Ubers take cash? do you pay for Netflix in cash? Do you order from Amazon with cash?
also cxash
cash*
apperently i do
Omg..cat puns! My new favorite channel! :D
Wait... you’re old enough to drive but not old enough for a credit card...? What?? I had a card before I was old enough to drive. I wonder what country that story took place in?
In the US most dont get a credit card until their 18. You can get your license when your 16
Alastriana Teregov yeah I live in the states. Although, now that I think about it, I think it was a debit card I had and not a credit card. I think I was about 14 or 15 at the time
@@rossvegas1346 debit card most likely then. You used to have to be 18 for a credit card, now you have to be 21.
"Insert cat joke here"
I donno, I'd be ok with a card with kittens on it.
Maybe the shopping cart/micro wave lady was only trying to flirt, initiating a kinky mistress role play ^^ .
That..that word is loyal, not local silly.
Man I wish my card had kittens on it. I just have the dumb baseball team one. :(
wait is that alfredo in the thumbnail?
These "videos" are actually far better if you just read them yourself, cuts down the time and no annoying voice with retarded comments at the end of every story, pause video at beginning then press right arrow when you reach the end of each paragraph
WAR kittens?
Your puns are terrible but I love them
Never make a joke again
"You've cat to be kitten me right meow"
Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.
Hello there
What would happen in endgame if I was iron man, (based off my original comment)
Thanos: I am inevitable
Me: I am a scatterbrained clutz (drops infinity stones)
Lot of these are not really malicious compliance. Still like the videos but I prefer true malicious compliance not just petty revenge.
For the algorithm 🤓🥳💪👏🤙🤔😎
Background music is very irritating. No change after repeated requests so I unsubscribed. You may not be aware that such background music interacts badly with hearing aids.
How long did it take you to come up with the cat pins 😂😂
Could you please use swear words!!
If he does RUclips will demonitze and probably ban him.
I've decided to quit watching all of these Reddit stories stolen by different authors and converted to RUclips episodes its disappointing to hear the same story twice or three times which is a waste of time thank you and goodbye.
I want to speak to your manager!!!
Anyone else come for the jokes?
Meow
2 things. Stop playing music with lyrics in the background. Stop playing music at all damn it. And secondly stop saying hey everyone because it sets off Google to do a search
Im sorry 4:20 got you a dislike it made me cringe extremely hard