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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

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  • @Lobsterwithinternet
    @Lobsterwithinternet Год назад +2707

    “The mind is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised.” - Zapp Brannigan

  • @zarcono4546
    @zarcono4546 Год назад +1688

    "Could you at least not be so rough this time? I *just* got out the hospital"

  • @JWAVer
    @JWAVer Год назад +1464

    We should all be so happy and fortunate to be in a wonderful relationship as these two, despite their physique difference

    • @alzingafagan7501
      @alzingafagan7501 Год назад +68

      Plot twist: he only looks like that because his job doesn't provide him with a gym membership yet, but he still has his stamina.

    • @rotonek2887
      @rotonek2887 Год назад +1

      Huh?

    • @heratles3455
      @heratles3455 Год назад +1

      @@alzingafagan7501 yeah

    • @sunshinecarnivores1919
      @sunshinecarnivores1919 Год назад +3

      Well, they say opposites attract.

    • @juggernut1418
      @juggernut1418 11 месяцев назад +2

      tall tomboys gooooddd

  • @TheBloodGamePL
    @TheBloodGamePL Год назад +478

    "Man only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting"
    The one thing; Loving and supporting significant other.

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 Год назад +30

      And building together the Lego City building.

    • @thatdudevr127
      @thatdudevr127 Год назад +6

      ​@@snifey7694fr

    • @matthiasfisher6057
      @matthiasfisher6057 Год назад +5

      And looking at her abs

    • @rumuelnathanael8043
      @rumuelnathanael8043 7 месяцев назад

      Man they just jealous because they are too ugly and forever won't be able to find their life partner

  • @ChuckUFarley90
    @ChuckUFarley90 Год назад +259

    I find it difficult to believe they only have ONE daughter together.
    They should've had a whole soccer team's worth of kids by now, given how much they love each other.

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD Год назад +25

      They technically are a young couple cause they had their daughter when they were 16 but yeah,their daughter is basically that age,and she is madly in love with him,so it's weird they don't have more kids,if i remember correctly she even wanted to have a boy.

    • @Dkspardan
      @Dkspardan 7 месяцев назад +4

      vasectomy maybe. few days of pain but no more surprises during the fun :)

  • @redchariots5428
    @redchariots5428 Год назад +287

    "Darling, let's have another child"
    "Uooooohhhhhh!!!!"

    • @mojang9035
      @mojang9035 Год назад +42

      Looks like man's going to be in the hospital for a few days

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 Год назад +8

      @@mojang9035 nah. Him and his wife plus new child leave hospital at same time

  • @robertpalmer9531
    @robertpalmer9531 Год назад +432

    How is that mans pelvis not shattered?
    What is it made of? ADAMANTIUM?!

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 Год назад +43

      Maybe they do BDSM play and she gets locked up to prevent her from crushing his head between her thighs like a watermelon…

    • @RayanfhoulaBR
      @RayanfhoulaBR Год назад +63

      He put powdered milk in regular milk, his bones are unbreakable now

    • @AzeriusDenetrate
      @AzeriusDenetrate Год назад +56

      ​@@RayanfhoulaBR And then ate Calcium rich cheese. His bones aren't Adamantium, Adamantium wishes to be like his bones

    • @Krieger_820
      @Krieger_820 Год назад +9

      @@AzeriusDenetrate thats gold lmfao

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 Год назад +10

      Vibranium

  • @sueñoimposible
    @sueñoimposible Год назад +410

    I bet that everytime he does this he gets a 30+ in strength like in a video game
    "Strength +30, Stamina +30, Charisma +30, All stats increased by 30."
    " Level UP!"
    " Level UP!"
    " Level UP!"
    " Level UP!"
    " Level UP!"
    " Level UP!"
    " Level UP!"
    " Level UP!"

    • @seilaomer8081
      @seilaomer8081 Год назад +42

      Mfer def stats are prolly maxed out

    • @cj13rules
      @cj13rules Год назад +7

      More like Stamina

    • @pat2rick26
      @pat2rick26 Год назад +20

      ​@@seilaomer8081 that could be an anime title... "I got reincarnated and maxed out all my stats by having snu snu!"

    • @seilaomer8081
      @seilaomer8081 Год назад +11

      Replace snu snu with "sleeping with my wife"

    • @turrarusgzg
      @turrarusgzg Год назад +5

      MF getting zenkai boosts

  • @EmoBoiLink
    @EmoBoiLink Год назад +620

    This comic had to be inspired by a real relationship; I'm going with that so I can keep my faith in the modern dating world.

    • @Hivedragon
      @Hivedragon Год назад +21

      Its A good thought.

    • @ltrikky6559
      @ltrikky6559 Год назад +14

      A good dream 💀😭

    • @PapaFoxo
      @PapaFoxo Год назад +9

      @@ltrikky6559 an achievable one tho

    • @That_One_MF_0
      @That_One_MF_0 Год назад +9

      ​@@PapaFoxobut rare

    • @Rwhalt
      @Rwhalt Год назад +10

      Fellow Men of Culture: Don’t Stop Believing!
      True Story, my wife and I have literally reached this point in our relationship - the point where she wants and expects it every night and really hates when I’m out of town. I’m not saying this to brag, I’m saying this to bring hope!
      Look forward to the Dirty Thirties, and prepare by doing everything you can to have built a relationship of friendship and trust years beforehand. Banish resentment from your side of the relationship and let her see you grow as a person. Take her, her thoughts, and her feelings seriously - not just once in a while or only when you agree with her. All this allows her to still be in love with you when she hits, ahem, “teenage boy levels of hormones”, and you will remain at the top of her “to-do” list, no matter your own “hotness” or lack there-of.

  • @pedrojulianes8226
    @pedrojulianes8226 10 месяцев назад +20

    "He died in the most Macho way possible" - Gru

  • @rockowlgamer631
    @rockowlgamer631 Год назад +330

    While I'm not the biggest fan of overly muscled women, Tomboys are awesome

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 Год назад +8

      W

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 Год назад +12

      I only like muscular women if theyre a tomboy.

    • @jackmakila3776
      @jackmakila3776 Год назад +2

      I'm a fan of both together or tomboys alone but not none tomboy muscled woman

    • @Miguel23887
      @Miguel23887 Год назад +1

      Overly muscled women aren't my type too but if I ever meet one and we hit it off? Then why the fuck not? lmao

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD Год назад

      Only the anime ones. The RL ones look like a chubby kid who just hit puberty also they are gay.

  • @SabeNo-rh7mb
    @SabeNo-rh7mb Год назад +60

    TFS Krillin: "Two words: *SENZU BEAN!!!!!!"*

  • @damotoneko1500
    @damotoneko1500 Год назад +87

    How does she only have one child?

    • @Deepwaterfish333
      @Deepwaterfish333 Год назад +51

      All of those sperm cells was beaten and only one survived

    • @sergiosegura2024
      @sergiosegura2024 Год назад

      Her womb is like a shark's one, the child she births is only the strongest of them all...

  • @Roddy_Zeh
    @Roddy_Zeh Год назад +67

    From work to 'work'...
    ...word. 🍷🗿

  • @animeprofessor2658
    @animeprofessor2658 Год назад +25

    Dad:Honey let’s do this another night
    Mom: I wasn’t asking

    • @stock_movie1875
      @stock_movie1875 4 месяца назад

      Yes ma'am. Let me call work to warn them.

  • @itfigurescomics6704
    @itfigurescomics6704 Год назад +9

    Good grief, that hug almost killed him! 😂

  • @kacywatson6314
    @kacywatson6314 Год назад +126

    My mum is a little bit of a tomboy she doesn’t consider self to be a tomboy, though the tomboyish Energy is still there.
    She’s not exactly super feminine.
    Love you mum!

  • @captainhuntank7963
    @captainhuntank7963 Год назад +19

    the wife: *already practically naked*
    the dad's pelvis: aw shit here we go again

  • @spamtonneo6410
    @spamtonneo6410 Год назад +27

    It’s gotten to the point he has to put a decoy just to not pay for the hospital again

  • @filmaru8556
    @filmaru8556 Год назад +119

    Damn I’d love to have a pro wrestler as a mom.

  • @jonathanrolle2046
    @jonathanrolle2046 Год назад +34

    Husband: ok so I'll just take off my pants then .

  • @TheArcheryTherapist107
    @TheArcheryTherapist107 Год назад +9

    She has a body pillow replacement for her man I’m dead dude

  • @ExcelHedge
    @ExcelHedge Год назад +4

    You don't tell her when SHE'S TIRED😂

  • @KingDusk278
    @KingDusk278 Год назад +9

    “Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! When is it gonna be my turn? Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!”

  • @agalgonzalez
    @agalgonzalez Год назад +20

    Well, Akari found a suitable job fir herself. Good luck to her husband on staying unbruised.

  • @ryancreevy418
    @ryancreevy418 Год назад +29

    "Glory, Glory, What A Hell Of Way To Die!" 😂😂

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 Год назад +14

    best way to build endurance is conditioning. Fight through the pain.

  • @kevincharlesuchiha8757
    @kevincharlesuchiha8757 Год назад +23

    this is beautiful 🤩

  • @rozsia3464
    @rozsia3464 Год назад +6

    she doesnt need to lock me for my submission

  • @PenholdLP
    @PenholdLP 6 месяцев назад +2

    Husband:"haha, I'm in danger" 😂

  • @aseemmaurya8267
    @aseemmaurya8267 Год назад +5

    That was Decisive and Immediate answer from her.

  • @iitzjj2004
    @iitzjj2004 Год назад +4

    When she said nope man I was praying for homie to survive the night hopefully he did

    • @verilyheld
      @verilyheld 9 месяцев назад +2

      He did. There are two other panels, one showing the daughter covering her ears because of Mom's cries.
      The next, final one, is breakfast the next morning. Mom is looking fine, joyful.
      Dad however looks like the only reason Death didn't take him is, the Grim Reaper took one look and thought 'Why am I here, I already got this guy!'

  • @yoannklieber6943
    @yoannklieber6943 Год назад +10

    Thanks to the thumbnail, we got the nice version

  • @marcosantonio-hj7vp
    @marcosantonio-hj7vp Год назад +7

    A new tomboy will rise in 9 months

  • @fs-ks7fm
    @fs-ks7fm Год назад +3

    My mind is telling me YESSSS! But my body, MY BODY is telling me NOOOO!

  • @mdnababali8887
    @mdnababali8887 Год назад +6

    As great man once said"destroy me mommy"

  • @eliasayala9468
    @eliasayala9468 Год назад +9

    I know how this comic actually ends so rest in peace king.

  • @taelonso
    @taelonso Год назад +26

    And that was the day his pelvis never recovered. Even so he was satisfied rofl

  • @silentnight3192
    @silentnight3192 Год назад +7

    What kind of rizz do these plain ass dudes have my guy?

    • @lightninstriker10
      @lightninstriker10 Год назад +5

      Seeing the femininity in stronk girls is rizz of the highest caliber, my dude.

    • @silentnight3192
      @silentnight3192 Год назад +2

      @@lightninstriker10 if that was the case were stronk gf😢

    • @rumuelnathanael8043
      @rumuelnathanael8043 7 месяцев назад

      You need to see how they met and their story when they are in highschool. The dad is a chad in his own way right there.

  • @MJT-DA
    @MJT-DA Год назад +1

    Imagine being the daughter and hearing “DETROIT SMAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHH” in the next room over.

  • @jaydengeorge7290
    @jaydengeorge7290 Год назад +3

    Some say if you listen closely at night you can hear him screaming

  • @Vezaiho
    @Vezaiho Год назад +3

    1:23 Let's go

  • @comrade_macek7059
    @comrade_macek7059 9 месяцев назад +1

    Guy: So kids, this is the story how i end up in wheel chair

  • @thesheerwoodcrow5465
    @thesheerwoodcrow5465 Год назад +1

    This might be the most healthy functional relationship I’ve seen.

  • @nomoki519
    @nomoki519 Год назад +4

    Death by snu-snu

  • @jimmylundblom9370
    @jimmylundblom9370 Год назад +3

    man got that femputer death sentence

  • @conscriptgames2505
    @conscriptgames2505 Год назад +2

    death by snu snu at the end

  • @hankfarrell337
    @hankfarrell337 11 месяцев назад +1

    I don't know if this guy is lucky or not because of this tough wife he has. Especially for the fact that he got her pregnant and they still managed to stay together.

  • @88amona
    @88amona Год назад +2

    He thought he could get out of his responsibilities 🤣

  • @Plumpus3545
    @Plumpus3545 Год назад +1

    Bro’s gonna get a crushed pelvis

  • @simonso947
    @simonso947 Год назад +4

    Snu snu why the heck I remember that

    • @Hivedragon
      @Hivedragon Год назад

      The memes, my man, the memes.

  • @thomasderosso5625
    @thomasderosso5625 Год назад

    My man's on his eighth hip replacement.

  • @romancapulus5577
    @romancapulus5577 10 месяцев назад +1

    Godspeed to the father

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds Год назад +8

    What a lovely dream that I wish I'd never wake up from

  • @Spoopball
    @Spoopball Год назад +1

    "The lines I drew serve their purpose but the ones I didn't haunt me"

  • @PSC4.1
    @PSC4.1 Год назад

    Man got the Snu Snu, the same day he came home, RIP Pelvis.

  • @ramgladore
    @ramgladore Год назад +3

    Papa's gonna be rolling constitution saving throws all night

  • @Stonedsheepu8906
    @Stonedsheepu8906 Год назад

    “You will be snu snu’d and you will like it!”

  • @khairulamribinjumaat7566
    @khairulamribinjumaat7566 4 дня назад

    Get you a girl who sticks your picture on a pillow and hugs it when you're out

  • @Ch4osKing66
    @Ch4osKing66 9 месяцев назад

    Legend has it you can still hear the sound of a Pelvis being grinded to dust.

  • @sarahcole9661
    @sarahcole9661 5 месяцев назад

    I want a spine-popping hug from a tomboy

  • @langbo9999
    @langbo9999 Год назад +4

    What A Woman 👍🏼

  • @gaspartiznado6418
    @gaspartiznado6418 Год назад

    Silly man. That was only the warm-up.

  • @SirBoopBoop
    @SirBoopBoop Год назад

    Death by Snu-Snu ain't a bad way to go lol

  • @tezwoacz
    @tezwoacz Год назад +2

    His pelvic bone must be made of iron at this point.

  • @vitaliyred622
    @vitaliyred622 Год назад +4

    Then they did the adult wrestling !

  • @The_East_Charleston_Railway
    @The_East_Charleston_Railway 8 месяцев назад

    "and that's how you got your baby brother

  • @sunshinecarnivores1919
    @sunshinecarnivores1919 11 месяцев назад

    The wife is still as strong as an ox after all these years!

  • @zajit.w344
    @zajit.w344 Год назад +2

    1:12
    😂🤣, it’s about that time!!!

  • @williamdolores6108
    @williamdolores6108 Год назад +3

    As much as I’m happy that the father came back with the milk the mother couldn’t resist any longer tonight

  • @zerorequiem526
    @zerorequiem526 Год назад +5

    Praise the Elden Lord

  • @Thegodofwarmeliodas-fr5wj
    @Thegodofwarmeliodas-fr5wj Год назад

    Meilodas : at this moment he knew he fucked up 1:21 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @unserhumano6276
    @unserhumano6276 Год назад

    "NOPE"
    His actual reaction: "ah shit here we go again"

  • @baymbk
    @baymbk Год назад +1

    Death by snu snu 💀....

  • @aidanmercer9422
    @aidanmercer9422 3 месяца назад

    Bro should feel privileged and proud he’s married to a heavyweight pro wrestler.

  • @xaneyt_
    @xaneyt_ Год назад

    bro has so much rizz she punched her

  • @sipioc
    @sipioc Год назад +2

    0:58 Why is he ringing the bell at his own house?

    • @maazshaikh5996
      @maazshaikh5996 9 месяцев назад +1

      Might not have the keys I guess?
      He was only out for 3 days and there's 2 other family members living there so...

    • @TorryKnight-Cecil
      @TorryKnight-Cecil 27 дней назад

      Must've lost his keys.

  • @Whirlpool730
    @Whirlpool730 6 месяцев назад

    That ain’t a tomboy, that’s a momboy

  • @angrycrusader3926
    @angrycrusader3926 Год назад +3

    *VALHALLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @narddog9051
    @narddog9051 Год назад

    PERFECTION AT ITS FINEST

  • @GirlsLoveGamers
    @GirlsLoveGamers Год назад

    Doctor: So what was the cause of death.
    Other Doctor: severe breaks
    and fractures in the pelvis

  • @Deepwaterfish333
    @Deepwaterfish333 Год назад +1

    Her daughter is also a bodybuilder who dates another guy that looks exactly like his dad except he's an overweight guy who has a strange obsession for muscular women

  • @weegee42069
    @weegee42069 Год назад

    Bruh that aint a TomBoy that a TomMan

  • @Litlike96
    @Litlike96 Год назад

    “OW OW OW OW OW… when’s it gonna be my turn?”

  • @vihungchu
    @vihungchu 2 месяца назад

    He'll be deemed dead by snu snu if this keeps up

  • @VacadoRay
    @VacadoRay Год назад

    Tomo in another universe

  • @PrincessKnightNekolucario8742
    @PrincessKnightNekolucario8742 Год назад

    That guy got the death by Shu Shu by his wife
    Their daughter: how did dad die
    her mom: crushed pelvis

  • @allannovak641
    @allannovak641 Год назад

    Bros switching sides about 2 minutes

  • @Yes-vx2un
    @Yes-vx2un Год назад

    Bros pelvis did not make it through that night

  • @frost3193
    @frost3193 Год назад

    Rest in peace, good father and husband

  • @nicholaswilson36
    @nicholaswilson36 Год назад

    Lol her nope was great

  • @litheran69
    @litheran69 8 месяцев назад

    No way I’d only have one kid with that.

  • @rongasta9121
    @rongasta9121 Год назад

    1:12 nice

  • @explosive857
    @explosive857 Год назад

    She's the man in the relationship

  • @dragon-cp7zi
    @dragon-cp7zi Год назад +3

    Welp worth it 😏 👌 ✨️

  • @wednesdayapril5435
    @wednesdayapril5435 Год назад

    The end is just "Ether you snu or your get snued"

  • @No_one448
    @No_one448 10 месяцев назад

    damn, i'd erase all existence for that one moment

  • @ligeringspirit1133
    @ligeringspirit1133 Год назад

    Well atleast they are a happy family

  • @nicholaschaves716
    @nicholaschaves716 Год назад +7

    all the people who clicked this because of the thumbnail, yall are farther down bad than my dad. AND HES 6 FEET UNDER

  • @sgrizzo48
    @sgrizzo48 Год назад

    The bed is not gonna survive 😂