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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2017
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @LazarBeam
    @LazarBeam  6 лет назад +13943

    OMG LAZYBUM UPLOADED

  • @talons.
    @talons. 6 лет назад +901

    "Maybe I'm actually a Pelican: Quack quack"
    - Lazarbeam 2017

  • @tretrefootball
    @tretrefootball 3 года назад +497

    “That child came out of that man”
    -Lazarbeam 2017 2:15

  • @GL1TCH1N
    @GL1TCH1N 3 года назад +20

    LAZARBEAM 2017 :
    *[Talking about facts,logic,Universe]*
    LAZARBEAM 2021 :
    **Y E E T**

  • @boyyuck9637
    @boyyuck9637 2 года назад +71

    LazarBeam 2017: Destruction, demonitized, swearing everywhere
    LazarBeam 2021: Love, Charity, Family friendly

    • @muchermine3077
      @muchermine3077 2 года назад +4

      The real lazarbeam was left behind to time.

    • @gordonwu6828
      @gordonwu6828 2 года назад

      @@muchermine3077 ye

    • @sacchitbera1824
      @sacchitbera1824 2 года назад

      well atleast he still gets demonitized for your happiness (;-;)

  • @stefaniamouzakiti682
    @stefaniamouzakiti682 5 лет назад +304

    "maybe I'm a pelican quack quack"
    Lannan 2017

    • @stefaniamouzakiti682
      @stefaniamouzakiti682 4 года назад

      @Toaster Strudel and why would i care if it is unoriginal it's just a comment dude

    • @ozhd6742
      @ozhd6742 4 года назад

      @@stefaniamouzakiti682 yea

    • @isychu
      @isychu 4 года назад +2

      Reading this as I see it from the vid xD

    • @andrewfarahmand3179
      @andrewfarahmand3179 4 года назад

      2019 now

  • @marysia_klara9903
    @marysia_klara9903 5 лет назад +275

    9:51I can just tell he wanted to say s**t🤣

  • @sodabubbles7
    @sodabubbles7 3 года назад +48

    9:12
    Lazar: life isn't real
    the FBI agent: he knows to much

  • @mikeychrisanthus9948
    @mikeychrisanthus9948 2 года назад +6

    After several years, I’ve randomly come back to the quintessential old era lazarbeam video for no reason.

  • @SomeRandomPuzzlePiece
    @SomeRandomPuzzlePiece 4 года назад +1835

    Lazarbeam: *says every swear word ever*
    Bodhi: "Fat ladies"
    Lazarbeam: 😱

  • @RealSheetGhost
    @RealSheetGhost 4 года назад +201

    Plasma gun: **exists**
    Me: So that’s where my cousin went...

    • @omelet-744
      @omelet-744 4 года назад

      Aiden Hafer lol

    • @gabrielhedman2611
      @gabrielhedman2611 4 года назад

      Plasma Animated no one like his comment the amount needs to stay right where it is

    • @RealSheetGhost
      @RealSheetGhost 4 года назад +1

      Aiden Hafer
      O frick ur right
      Thx for pointing it out

    • @vednutty8445
      @vednutty8445 4 года назад

      Morgz z OH MY FUCKIN GOD FAKE MORGZ AND I THOUGHT MR BEAST FAKES WERE BAD

    • @hankjwimbleton4010
      @hankjwimbleton4010 4 года назад

      *taxes go

  • @tempsxt
    @tempsxt 3 года назад +8

    Bodhi is going to be the next Lazarbeam.

  • @shroom_
    @shroom_ 3 года назад +7

    Dumbledore:who are you?
    This Chinese guy:I’m a wizard
    Also dumbledore: prove it
    The Chinese wizard: 1:03

  • @stage69sped37
    @stage69sped37 3 года назад +3079

    Who's here from 2020 or 2021to rewatch for the nostalgic filling

  • @thegreatkilljoy1730
    @thegreatkilljoy1730 6 лет назад +329

    The best part about a laserbeam video is you don't have to wait through an ad

    • @elbadry11
      @elbadry11 6 лет назад

      i had

    • @chessalina5716
      @chessalina5716 6 лет назад

      the great killjoy 1 lol

    • @rrocc
      @rrocc 5 лет назад

      the great killjoy 1 lucky for you...I got 3

    • @ThermicYT
      @ThermicYT 5 лет назад

      I had to
      Right when he said I get demonetized

    • @akline2737
      @akline2737 5 лет назад

      cant disagrree

  • @byronroberts4207
    @byronroberts4207 2 года назад +13

    bodhy is single handedly the most adorable being the universe will ever create, not even your puppy can compete with this immortal god

    • @swamos_
      @swamos_ 2 года назад

      bruh you think kids are cute thats a little weird

  • @amyhardin7642
    @amyhardin7642 2 года назад +6

    lazarBeam: everything i thought was real was all a lie
    Also LazarBeam: maybe im actually a pelican QUACK QUACK 😂

  • @cluckbucketz
    @cluckbucketz 4 года назад +47

    "Maybe I'm a pelican! QUACK QUACK!"
    -LazarBeam, 2017

    • @patrickoobes
      @patrickoobes 3 года назад +2

      What's sad is that your comments older yet a newer one said the same thing and got more

    • @ashypink
      @ashypink 3 года назад +2

      I read this right when he was accually saying it no joke😂😶😲

    • @fusiongamer9730
      @fusiongamer9730 3 года назад

      Anosha Paul wow

  • @ethanroberson33
    @ethanroberson33 6 лет назад +387

    Lazar beam is such a good uncle

    • @LoogiBalloogi
      @LoogiBalloogi 5 лет назад +1

      Ethan Roberson yes he is.

    • @theladofalllads5643
      @theladofalllads5643 5 лет назад +2

      Ethan Roberson he's your uncle who's not actually your uncle

    • @John-zs6lm
      @John-zs6lm 5 лет назад +1

      Ethan Roberson yeah

    • @John-zs6lm
      @John-zs6lm 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah

    • @delphine3491
      @delphine3491 5 лет назад +2

      Ethan Roberson,
      True,
      But he’s not a good teacher
      I bet he made him say “fat ladies”

  • @EJ_Joey
    @EJ_Joey 3 года назад +3

    So we not gonna talk about the intro 😂

  • @nickmullins8965
    @nickmullins8965 3 года назад +8

    I like how Lannan says only 2 to 3 swear words a video and he swears 24 time 😂😂

  • @dewetdutoit2586
    @dewetdutoit2586 5 лет назад +1722

    This man is my idol...all his vids get demonitized...but he keeps making vids...best content creator of them all ❤

    • @DeadlyGecko-kn4up
      @DeadlyGecko-kn4up 5 лет назад +4

      Booce face

    • @orlad.hunter3344
      @orlad.hunter3344 4 года назад +5

      Dewet_ Mercs lol if he keeps gettin demonetized he can’t make vids because he needs money for taxes 💵

    • @dewetdutoit2586
      @dewetdutoit2586 4 года назад +3

      @@orlad.hunter3344 oh yeah he left his construction job

    • @ninjaanimations5387
      @ninjaanimations5387 4 года назад +4

      Dewet_ Mercs true

    • @someone-wh2rb
      @someone-wh2rb 4 года назад +3

      @@orlad.hunter3344 He makes money off of Fortnite

  • @zodi5551
    @zodi5551 5 лет назад +110

    Top 10 best uncles #1 : lazarbeam

  • @natianakashidze7856
    @natianakashidze7856 3 года назад +4

    5:04 if you pouse at the right moment it looks like the guy is fliping you off XD

  • @wxwrl5803
    @wxwrl5803 3 года назад +10

    0:03 when naruto uses shadow clone jutsu

  • @santhoshkumarb9668
    @santhoshkumarb9668 5 лет назад +161

    6:08 it comes from his left hand and go 0.25X speed please👌👌👌!!!

  • @jbc3436
    @jbc3436 4 года назад +73

    Lazeabeam: it’s a parrell universe Bodhi: it’s a bunch of fat lady’s 😂

    • @jbc3436
      @jbc3436 3 года назад

      I know autocorrect did it

    • @theblevinator
      @theblevinator 3 года назад

      Ah, yes Lazeabeam

  • @AnthonySaundersEsqPLLC
    @AnthonySaundersEsqPLLC 2 года назад +1

    I like how I am on the toilet while watching when he said you might poop I am like well I am ready

  • @theawesomeyeet6851
    @theawesomeyeet6851 3 года назад +8

    Bodi says "Thanks for bein a boody legend" my heart "my man"

  • @robertkirby4633
    @robertkirby4633 4 года назад +77

    Lannan:
    "maby im a pelican quack quack"
    me:
    "i dont think pelicans quack"

  • @hdydhdbxvhss2732
    @hdydhdbxvhss2732 4 года назад +217

    0:00 what the surgeons say before doing brain surgery.

  • @lxi_zx6493
    @lxi_zx6493 Месяц назад +2

    2:58 “is that racist?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gottendrop4026
    @gottendrop4026 Год назад

    Think about it, Lazar cursed all video, except when Bodie is there
    WHOLESOME!!

  • @stonedturtle1901
    @stonedturtle1901 4 года назад +101

    2017 : Selling His Kidney For Money
    2020 : Spending 10,000 ASD On Roblox

  • @lucasdn0585
    @lucasdn0585 5 лет назад +188

    5:06 lazarbeam.exe has stopped working 😂😂
    5:40 lazarbeam.exe has crashed 😃😃

  • @Jinx83
    @Jinx83 2 года назад

    love the old lazybum lmao gooday gooday ya bloody legends

  • @jacobprieto7549
    @jacobprieto7549 2 года назад

    The glitch in the matrix for me is that Lannan’s thinkin for once

  • @unknownedleaf
    @unknownedleaf 4 года назад +321

    That awkward moment when Lannan bribes his nephew with skittles

  • @kaylarousseau5878
    @kaylarousseau5878 3 года назад +6

    4:06 is it just me or does it kinda look like that cool math game called “run”

  • @Aydenerler23392
    @Aydenerler23392 Месяц назад

    Anyone else just watch his old reaction vids to fall asleep and know everyword?

  • @goose9098
    @goose9098 4 года назад +89

    girls with photoshop: “omg I can’t wait to make myself pretty.”
    *boys with photoshop* 7:28

  • @baconanimated7595
    @baconanimated7595 4 года назад +98

    “This has to be an old lady club.”
    Me: “so you mean Cracker Barrel.”

  • @masterlegogamer5350
    @masterlegogamer5350 3 года назад

    Rewatching this makes me want Lazarbeam to upload more

  • @fredforfun
    @fredforfun Год назад +1

    Lazer beam just got me out of my depression😢

  • @sixtenhjalmarsson7645
    @sixtenhjalmarsson7645 6 лет назад +189

    This is mindblowing cause
    I saw an ad in a lazerbeam video

    • @thegreatrussello9157
      @thegreatrussello9157 6 лет назад +2

      BUUUUUAAAAAAA!!!

    • @yahud83
      @yahud83 6 лет назад

      Sixten Hjalmarsson same

    • @saedaabualhaj9101
      @saedaabualhaj9101 5 лет назад

      Me to I saw not one but two dundundun ok that’s weird I’ll regret putting this as a respond fuck me 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

  • @e1k07
    @e1k07 4 года назад +392

    I love how lazarbeam's mind got stuck on the camera 😂😂

  • @strawberrygamergirl4177
    @strawberrygamergirl4177 2 года назад +2

    Few seconds of the Star Wars theme plays.
    Disney: copyright strikes video.

  • @yoranvanleuven7490
    @yoranvanleuven7490 2 года назад +1

    If lazarbeam was a pelican he would be moddest pelican gaming

  • @stride3222
    @stride3222 5 лет назад +720

    If your only allowed 3 curse words a video before being demonotize how does muselk live

    • @mattharrington4838
      @mattharrington4838 5 лет назад +13

      FACTION 4 GAMING or the Game Grumps, they drop an f bomb like every sentence lol

    • @magmoritesseccondflame2769
      @magmoritesseccondflame2769 5 лет назад +5

      What about the sidemen diss war

    • @kaitlynmcmillian3998
      @kaitlynmcmillian3998 5 лет назад +2

      exacly

    • @Angel_hb
      @Angel_hb 5 лет назад +8

      FACTION 4 GAMING jacksepticeye

    • @fortnitety631
      @fortnitety631 5 лет назад +2

      😱😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😨😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😥😥😥😥😥😥

  • @AeschylusRust
    @AeschylusRust 4 года назад +19

    1:27 when your mom says firebending isn’t real

  • @honestbeam
    @honestbeam 2 года назад

    Imposter 1 ---> Meal
    imposter 2 ---> Circles and squares

  • @janys_brother_official4998
    @janys_brother_official4998 2 года назад +1

    In the sign off, Bhodi’s just eating some skittles, man.

  • @wolveshowl2149
    @wolveshowl2149 5 лет назад +92

    Lazarbeam: There’s only one explanation
    Me: Fairy! God! Parents!
    Lazarbeam: He’s a squid man
    Me: Yeah, or that too

  • @liamcodyy
    @liamcodyy 5 лет назад +26

    4:54 the master of TikTok

  • @The_Real_Meme
    @The_Real_Meme 2 года назад +1

    Fun fact dogs can’t fend for themselves most times so they need a owner

  • @traceday3253
    @traceday3253 Год назад

    honestly, lazarbeam should bring back weird subreddits

  • @boogie6932
    @boogie6932 3 года назад +144

    Love how instantly when bodhy comes he is family friendly

    • @user-un1ge1sv8y
      @user-un1ge1sv8y 2 года назад

      IF LAZAR KEEPS BOHDI HE BECOMES FAMILY FRIENDLY

  • @origionalpranglez1843
    @origionalpranglez1843 5 лет назад +232

    "Maybe I'm actually a pelican, QUACK QUACK" -Inspiring quotes 2018

    • @stupidretard8366
      @stupidretard8366 5 лет назад +1

      This was made in 2017

    • @kronati
      @kronati 5 лет назад

      You watch lazarbeam and your in razings discord group

    • @johnny_boy1478
      @johnny_boy1478 5 лет назад +1

      Anyway that's was two years ago

    • @zieges
      @zieges 5 лет назад

      2019 bitch we must oH yeah yeah on them haters

  • @katelynequestrian7358
    @katelynequestrian7358 3 года назад

    Bodie: Sorry
    👵🏻: Thank you child

  • @CPTPRICE-xb3gu
    @CPTPRICE-xb3gu 3 года назад +1

    6:09
    lazarbeams australian mind:
    *IT COULD ATTACK AT ANY MOMENT INTENSIFIES*

  • @DanielLe-tu5dr
    @DanielLe-tu5dr 5 лет назад +27

    5:26 let's just stop

  • @unbanibleking7993
    @unbanibleking7993 4 года назад +297

    "Its probably illegal in my country"
    Mate you live in bloody Australia

    • @alexkhaid
      @alexkhaid 4 года назад +3

      What do ya mean we aren’t even allowed semi-auto weapons

    • @unbanibleking7993
      @unbanibleking7993 4 года назад +6

      @@alexkhaidmate, it's a joke on stereotypes

    • @R4G3n1
      @R4G3n1 4 года назад +3

      *Bloody Austrailia*

    • @westlee2291
      @westlee2291 4 года назад +4

      The sad part is you say bloody even tho your not a legend

    • @SuperWetToast
      @SuperWetToast 4 года назад

      @@westlee2291Fuck U And Fuck Everyone

  • @v3nglund818
    @v3nglund818 2 года назад

    hope u enjoyed the viddo blow, thanks for being a buddy legend. CHEESE FIRST!
    Note: Bode is a frickin buddy legend and we love him.

  • @dismalitie
    @dismalitie 2 года назад

    Can't believe this content is on the platform but its good.

  • @hieveryonemynameiskermit4109
    @hieveryonemynameiskermit4109 3 года назад +76

    8:22 Boomers: Don't stare, it rude!
    Also boomers when they see someone with dyed hair:

  • @give7502
    @give7502 4 года назад +129

    “I hate kids.” Lazerbem
    Demonetised

  • @jarvify_fortnite1907
    @jarvify_fortnite1907 2 года назад

    Thanks for *skittles* being a *skittles* bloddy legand

  • @agiuses9736
    @agiuses9736 2 года назад

    Who is here in 2021 or 2022 to watch this legend

  • @Tyler-ko6kc
    @Tyler-ko6kc 5 лет назад +15

    7:29
    No one:
    The cards when you win in solitaire:

  • @itzgachageorgia5742
    @itzgachageorgia5742 4 года назад +54

    Lazarbeam: “ sees some one giving birth “
    His mind “ dat a man “
    Lazarbeam: I didn’t know men could give birth!

  • @AnarchyAnarch
    @AnarchyAnarch 2 года назад

    deja vu is just you dying and going to your old checkpoint

  • @yeetmaster1989
    @yeetmaster1989 3 года назад

    JUST THE INTRO JUST THE BLOODY INTRO IT MADE ME LAUGH

  • @berlyn_4369
    @berlyn_4369 5 лет назад +313

    He used five swear words in the first 45 seconds

  • @jintube100
    @jintube100 4 года назад +96

    How tf did you even intro
    0:01
    *Left LazarBeam* > Normal
    *Center LazarBeam* > Insane
    *Right LazarBeam* > You don't want to see this in your window at night

  • @jokolikescoffee446
    @jokolikescoffee446 3 года назад

    who else misses gooday gooday ya bloody legends.

  • @Phant0m0321
    @Phant0m0321 3 года назад

    Lazarbeam: 2-3 cuss words gets you demonitized
    Lazarbeam: Says 29 cuss words

  • @Joshzamaru
    @Joshzamaru 3 года назад +800

    Anyone else getting old of the people who say “ AnY oNe ElSe WaTcHiNg In QuReNtInE.”

  • @itsvortexx8298
    @itsvortexx8298 4 года назад +52

    Lazar: what do you see ?
    Bodhi: fat ladies
    😂😂😂

    • @honeywfflower4704
      @honeywfflower4704 4 года назад

      Skies Vortexx as I read it that part came up in the vid 😂😂🤙🏻

    • @xonk9691
      @xonk9691 4 года назад

      Du u r have Englesh men

    • @potatosurfs
      @potatosurfs 4 года назад

      ㄥ匕'S ㄥ丹刀工モS. れ口匕 ㄥ丹刀刀工モS

    • @itsvortexx8298
      @itsvortexx8298 4 года назад +1

      @@potatosurfs oh yeah uh huh definitely know what your saying

    • @potatosurfs
      @potatosurfs 4 года назад

      I'll translate it: it's LADIES not LADDIES.

  • @AshOnTop23
    @AshOnTop23 3 года назад +5

    "I'm a pelican QUACK QUACK!!!"

  • @scottburdick3143
    @scottburdick3143 2 года назад

    I would watch things like this more often because the adorable kid is in it 😂🤣

  • @charleysheeley5521
    @charleysheeley5521 4 года назад +42

    Who knew that in 2 years this man would have 10 million subs, a Girlfreind, and insane ad revenue

    • @R4G3n1
      @R4G3n1 4 года назад +2

      Because of Fortnite

    • @user-cp1ce5mu2v
      @user-cp1ce5mu2v 4 года назад +1

      Because of kevin

    • @R4G3n1
      @R4G3n1 4 года назад +1

      @@user-cp1ce5mu2v R.I.P Kevin the cube

    • @s.a.s8735
      @s.a.s8735 4 года назад +1

      Rip his old self I liked it when he didn’t watch what he would stay like we can agree he’s still funny but not as funny as before for sure

    • @bluox5764
      @bluox5764 4 года назад +1

      13 now

  • @marcsmith11
    @marcsmith11 5 лет назад +87

    7:30 that zombie noise

  • @daminkhan5105
    @daminkhan5105 3 года назад

    Lazarbeam being a science teacher straight 6:52

  • @sphorple
    @sphorple 2 года назад

    "Maybe I'm a pelican!! Quack quack..."
    -Lazarbeam

  • @wyattsmith4163
    @wyattsmith4163 3 года назад +95

    Imagine Trick-or-Treating and seeing a flying bubble pumpkin face staring back at you

  • @bostonmaniapoto3727
    @bostonmaniapoto3727 5 лет назад +68

    5:59 if you look closely you can see the second card

  • @strangelove2985
    @strangelove2985 3 года назад +6

    Not going to lie its been 47 seconds and he has already swore 5 times , i understand he doesnt want to be demonetised but i miss his old videos too much!

  • @IrishGamerTho
    @IrishGamerTho 2 года назад

    Nostalgia hit me so hard

  • @AvocadoAfterHours
    @AvocadoAfterHours 5 лет назад +34

    9:15 me: you ever just have a dream that you can’t remember and then you do that exact thing and remember the dream of that exact moment ? Aka déjà Vu 😂

    • @inxtinqt
      @inxtinqt 5 лет назад

      Everything I dream is sometimes so real that I question whether a days over or starting

  • @zhao4113
    @zhao4113 4 года назад +123

    4:32 lol longest condom ive ever seen 😂

  • @supero643
    @supero643 3 года назад

    Lazarbeam alone: Rated R
    Lazarbeam with Bohdi: Rated G

  • @ozspeedyt8701
    @ozspeedyt8701 3 года назад

    If I booked a doctors appointment and this guy was my doctor I’d die

  • @MalteserBigMan
    @MalteserBigMan 6 лет назад +25

    the biggest mind trick
    not being demonitized

  • @alikhanplayz3958
    @alikhanplayz3958 4 года назад +53

    Lazarbeam says: “I am demonitized”
    litterly 0.0001 seconds later: ad plays
    Me: WTF

    • @hexithinkwedidaprettygoodj1187
      @hexithinkwedidaprettygoodj1187 3 года назад +3

      Cuz ur watching in 2020

    • @Codullah
      @Codullah 3 года назад +4

      It's probably because RUclips played the ad themselves and Lannan didn't actually get money off of it

    • @Guy.WhoAsked
      @Guy.WhoAsked 3 года назад

      @@Codullah exactly

    • @Guy.WhoAsked
      @Guy.WhoAsked 3 года назад

      RUclips plays ads demonitized or not, they just to it to make money, and lazarbeams ads give him and a small cut to RUclips. It's how that make money

  • @kleptomelon338
    @kleptomelon338 3 года назад

    Lazarbeam:u get 2 to 3 swear words
    Also lazarbeam:says like 20 swear words

  • @teresakarnes7379
    @teresakarnes7379 3 года назад

    Lazarbeam your a bloody legend

  • @jacksonuccello2344
    @jacksonuccello2344 3 года назад +43

    the card trick dude looked like depressed muselk

  • @boomnation5240
    @boomnation5240 4 года назад +61

    "even my fingers dance like white guys"

  • @iamanidiot6480
    @iamanidiot6480 3 года назад +4

    The dislikes are people whos nephews were sacrificed to a pterodactyl . _ .

  • @fbi_duck1265
    @fbi_duck1265 3 года назад

    The paper sculpture looked like the T-1000 melting in lava