What you might not know about Hestia

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  • @RatRatRattyRatRat
    @RatRatRattyRatRat 2 года назад +13035

    Zeus: Just chilling
    Hestia: Pokes head around the door "Heyyyy..."
    Zeus: *Nervous sweating*

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 2 года назад +973

      Hestia: "I know you secretly prefer men...."
      Zeus: "What do you want from me?"😣

    • @AugustoEL
      @AugustoEL 2 года назад +494

      @@pokimanefartcompilation that would not be something weird in ancient Greek.

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 2 года назад +342

      @@AugustoEL True, though I don't think men liking other men has ever been weird.
      Infact, I'm pretty sure men liking other men was seen as very masculine back in those days.
      I was mainly just playing on the classic trope that Zeus likes to sleep around with lots of women.

    • @Johnlanzer
      @Johnlanzer 2 года назад +144

      @@pokimanefartcompilation That hasn't stopped Zeus to be honest.

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 2 года назад +95

      @@Johnlanzer Ganymede can confirm😞

  • @AlfredoKnightX
    @AlfredoKnightX 2 года назад +6465

    Zeus: *Be nice to Hestia*
    Everyone at Greek: *CONFUSED MAD*

  • @pinamoo241
    @pinamoo241 2 года назад +8958

    "I can't imagine what he wants to keep buried."
    Me: Hades

  • @droidB1
    @droidB1 2 года назад +6239

    "That women is crazy"
    *BREAKING NEWS*
    The Mythology Guy went missing

    • @key_of_destiny4712
      @key_of_destiny4712 2 года назад +195

      Aphrodite made his stepmom fall in love with him. And when he refused, she told The Mythology Dad that he tried to force himself on her, so he had his son executed!
      I hope you appreciate the length I went to for this comment.

    • @droidB1
      @droidB1 2 года назад +67

      @@key_of_destiny4712 that looks like it would be in a myth
      I apreciate it

    • @key_of_destiny4712
      @key_of_destiny4712 2 года назад +60

      @@droidB1 it is. That’s what Aphrodite did to Hippolytus of Athens.

    • @droidB1
      @droidB1 2 года назад +22

      @@key_of_destiny4712 i did not know about that
      Thank You!

    • @key_of_destiny4712
      @key_of_destiny4712 2 года назад +20

      @@droidB1 never a bad day to learn how petty Aphrodite is

  • @ariakingsleye6271
    @ariakingsleye6271 2 года назад +2784

    Hestia: *holds up Zeus' baby pictures*

    • @milkteakunoichi8694
      @milkteakunoichi8694 2 года назад +58

      Underrated comment

    • @lucalives96
      @lucalives96 2 года назад +99

      They would ruin everyone's fear in him. All that hard work on all those stormy nights would be for nothing 🤣

    • @suryamgangwal8315
      @suryamgangwal8315 2 года назад +23

      While funny, it can't be possible

    • @annak8755
      @annak8755 2 года назад +63

      Totally believable considering that his father literally mistook baby Zeus for a bolder, yes a rock.

    • @somebodycooliguess1597
      @somebodycooliguess1597 2 года назад +38

      "Why does he look so much like a rock?"

  • @TheBitingBat
    @TheBitingBat 2 года назад +5511

    Some of the stories say that Hestia was incredibly precious to her brothers (Zeus, Hades and Poseidon) and that they never denied her a request, so when she asked that she could remain a virgin forever they obliged. Another says that as technically the oldest of all children of Kronos, Zeus granted Hestia's request out of respect

    • @FullMoonOctober
      @FullMoonOctober 2 года назад +679

      Considering that would make her the first to get eaten and all the rest (minus Zeus) would have gone down after, I like to think she consoled them when they ended up in Kronos' stomach and took care of them until they were freed.

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 2 года назад +2

      My favorite story is when Hestia got drunk (for the first time in her life) she went outside and passed out. Then when she woke up Priapus god of vegetables and fertility (also the son of Dionysus and Aphrodite) was trying to rape her and there was a donkey nearby that wouldn’t shut the fuck up. So all the other gods learned something was wrong and they all went to beat the fuck outta him. And Hestia made the donkey her sacred animal

    • @zacheryschmidt2611
      @zacheryschmidt2611 2 года назад +264

      Hades is the eldest son, Hestia is the eldest daughter

    • @LZeugirdor
      @LZeugirdor 2 года назад +245

      She probably also doesn't ask for much in general, so if she asked zeus for something he probably knew she was dead serious about it.

    • @zacheryschmidt2611
      @zacheryschmidt2611 2 года назад +171

      @@LZeugirdor she even gave up her seat as an Olympian for Dionysius

  • @andrewlance3898
    @andrewlance3898 2 года назад +5647

    Aphrodite: *ships anything that moves*
    Hestia: "I don't have such weaknesses!"

    • @spiritflameplayz6530
      @spiritflameplayz6530 2 года назад +38

      Hmmm she also does it to things that don't move?

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 2 года назад +8

      🤣😅

    • @zannis5441
      @zannis5441 2 года назад +23

      @Alt Account Athena found you and took you in or is it Artemis. One of them is cool with aroace spec people or is it both?

    • @CitrineGamer-1
      @CitrineGamer-1 2 года назад +7

      @@zannis5441 You're thinking of Artemis. But Aphrodite (Venus if Roman) is the goddess of Beauty. Aros (Cupid if Roman) is the God of Love.

    • @abdulwahab5994
      @abdulwahab5994 2 года назад +11

      She's basically the mythical version of the MHA fandom

  • @thinkingsoutherner9911
    @thinkingsoutherner9911 2 года назад +20855

    Hestia: is immune to Aphrodite’s influence and has no love life whatsoever
    Aphrodite: She’s too dangerous to be left alive!!

    • @mva7864
      @mva7864 2 года назад +96

      69 likes, good job

    • @thinkingsoutherner9911
      @thinkingsoutherner9911 2 года назад +54

      @@mva7864 Ha! I wish I would’ve seen that

    • @jaydenklaus
      @jaydenklaus 2 года назад +39

      @Johnny Baseball Cap I don't know if it's actually in Greek mythology but that's the narrative of the Aeneid.

    • @thinkingsoutherner9911
      @thinkingsoutherner9911 2 года назад +23

      @Johnny Baseball Cap From what I can tell, that’s more of a story codified by Virgil in his Aeneid.

    • @Egilhelmson
      @Egilhelmson 2 года назад +17

      @Johnny Baseball Cap No, that was in Roman literature, specifically the Aeneid. There was no evidence of that before the Augustan period.

  • @yuvikarajput9540
    @yuvikarajput9540 2 года назад +919

    Aphrodite: makes everyone's love life her business
    Hestia: *i am four parallel universes ahead of you*

    • @rejoiceangelicsoul1938
      @rejoiceangelicsoul1938 Год назад

      Aphrodite is of Uranus so she would be of older generation. Why do we have to always compete? Aphrodite would respect virginity just as she honored prostitutes.

    • @eaglebjjhjk
      @eaglebjjhjk Год назад +12

      Sounds like an annoying, meddlesome sister in law lol

    • @fudgee-stix5335
      @fudgee-stix5335 Год назад +14

      Artemis & Athena: Right with ya girl!

    • @vixt0r.4
      @vixt0r.4 Год назад

      @@eaglebjjhjk..they are sisters

  • @MorningDusk7734
    @MorningDusk7734 2 года назад +3763

    Hestia was also the most prayed to Goddess, so I'm honestly wondering if she has the power to beat all of the other Gods in a fight, and just chooses not to. Everyone does seem to respect her more out of the Gods.

    • @ive-3692
      @ive-3692 2 года назад +139

      I’d love to read any story on hestia

    • @del3732
      @del3732 2 года назад +44

      Wait prayer is power?

    • @MorningDusk7734
      @MorningDusk7734 2 года назад +54

      @@del3732 I mean, there's got to be some reason Gods want to be worshipped, and according to the Clash of the Titans series, yes?

    • @YeviCoulson
      @YeviCoulson 2 года назад +30

      @@del3732 I've never heard of that being a thing In Relation to the Greeks but I've definitely heard it in relation to the gods of Asia.

    • @aphroditeinamerica7242
      @aphroditeinamerica7242 2 года назад +91

      I could see her and Hades pretty much just watch all the fighting while they drink tea and discuss the latest book they read.

  • @evanhilderbrand8007
    @evanhilderbrand8007 2 года назад +850

    My theory is that Hestia, being the oldest of the 6 siblings, simply handed Zeus' ass to him, big sister style, then put him in a headlock until he tapped out and agreed to do it.

    • @j.d.clayborne5556
      @j.d.clayborne5556 2 года назад +47

      Headcannon

    • @terrellealy1993
      @terrellealy1993 2 года назад +20

      This is why I love the internet thank yall for this

    • @chengkuoklee5734
      @chengkuoklee5734 11 месяцев назад +6

      My headcanon is she did a Bane move.
      "But...but I am King of Olympus!"
      "Does that hold power over me?" (Hestia gently carass Zeus hair, with a deep gaze into Zeus's eyes)

    • @DrewFilms05
      @DrewFilms05 9 месяцев назад +13

      I think she definitely COULD, but I doubt she'd need to. If Zeus ever dared to disrespect Hestia, the middle 4 of those 6 siblings would fuckin kick his ass. We can assume Hestia basically raised those 4, so there's no doubt they would protect her.

  • @AfrikanTaO
    @AfrikanTaO 2 года назад +710

    I always thought Hestia is the elder sister that quietly sits by as all her siblings fight to show they are the best, yet never dare to challenge her.. but she totally knows things about her brother.

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 2 года назад +1

      She is the one who has to most dirt on everyone, and as such, no one dares to oppose her. She is also bestia so no one dares to oppose for that reason as well.

    • @haddy106
      @haddy106 2 года назад

      She knows he's gay

    • @lbgreviews
      @lbgreviews 2 года назад +9

      Speaking as a midfle child who has an older sister and brother as well as a younger brother (. . Kinda similar to the gods in that way i guess) sge not only likely has dirt on her brothers, she likely had a mischievous grin on her face while she asked Zues for help

  • @TheHornedKing_27
    @TheHornedKing_27 2 года назад +252

    Hestia, Artemis, and Athena are the three beings that Aphrodite cant control

    • @perfectionisboring6785
      @perfectionisboring6785 Год назад +2

      Because She doesn't wish to

    • @JoshBeck-z5m
      @JoshBeck-z5m 11 месяцев назад +19

      @@perfectionisboring6785she straight up just can’t

    • @nobody43815
      @nobody43815 Месяц назад +5

      Hestia: Too privileged
      Athena: Too smart
      Artemis: Too fast

  • @ventrueb
    @ventrueb 2 года назад +641

    Theory: she said no to Zeus and he was all “than no one can have you!!!” And she was all “thanks, bro!”

    • @Araknos
      @Araknos 2 года назад +38

      But in the other myth Hera said "i am not interested" he decided "I will trick her to marry me , beceuse she is the only woman in the Universe who isn't
      attracted to me".

    • @Obisdian333
      @Obisdian333 2 года назад +32

      You- you really think that Zeus will just... not do it if he was refused?

    • @Araknos
      @Araknos 2 года назад +9

      @@Obisdian333 That's what I saying.

    • @deaddeer7179
      @deaddeer7179 2 года назад +8

      What a glorified version of zeus-

    • @t-rexcellentreviews1663
      @t-rexcellentreviews1663 11 месяцев назад +3

      Both Poseidon and Apollo apparently wanted to marry her, being the Goddess of the Hearth, I imagine that Hestia probably had that hot older woman thing going for her.

  • @Adrian13235
    @Adrian13235 2 года назад +12123

    The book of Zeus's sex secrets were burned in the Library of Alexandria

    • @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347
      @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 2 года назад +635

      By Hestia... which is the goddess of the hearth XDXD

    • @joemerl1145
      @joemerl1145 2 года назад +540

      This is, in fact, why Zeus burned down the Library of Alexandria.

    • @harikiran4339
      @harikiran4339 2 года назад +284

      @@joemerl1145 that damn lightning throwing almighty old man!

    • @TrifoldBored
      @TrifoldBored 2 года назад +87

      This includes all of his secret posture Justus

    • @LeeLeeLiar
      @LeeLeeLiar 2 года назад +104

      Bruh that book would have been so big It would have taken up like half the library 😂😂

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 2 года назад +938

    "Zeus, the other gods are playing match maker with me. Do something about it"
    "Yeah sure. Give me one good reason"
    "How about 69 reasons?"
    "...you wouldn't dare"
    "69 and a half"
    "Okay, okay. You win"

    • @kindredbarkmaw2509
      @kindredbarkmaw2509 2 года назад +64

      ...I would question the half but considering what happens to mortals that zeus involves himself insid- I mean with, I'm surprised it's only a single half, honestly

    • @hustlr6425
      @hustlr6425 2 года назад +14

      Centaur enters

    • @jaisummons2304
      @jaisummons2304 2 года назад

      She's still a virgin technically

    • @AdiG1
      @AdiG1 2 года назад +49

      *"Oh Heeeee-raaaaaa~"*
      "Alright, alright, fine! Fucking shuddup! I'll grant you immunity!"

    • @adriananic8258
      @adriananic8258 2 года назад +8

      I don't get it

  • @harsharagoonanan2310
    @harsharagoonanan2310 2 года назад +4371

    I mean she is the oldest of the 6 of them so she could have pull the oldest card

    • @Kuro1Akuma
      @Kuro1Akuma 2 года назад +673

      AHAHA I can see that
      "Hey zeus"
      "Yeah?"
      "I want to be single and a virgin forever"
      "Nah"
      "But I'm the eldest"
      "Ah shit"

    • @esthersunil2121
      @esthersunil2121 2 года назад +76

      But don't they check the order in which they came out from Kronos? In that way she is the youngest

    • @dennysdonuts4918
      @dennysdonuts4918 2 года назад +274

      @@esthersunil2121 I think it's cause she was eaten first, and born first. So she is both the youngest and oldest

    • @vukmijatovic
      @vukmijatovic 2 года назад +295

      @@dennysdonuts4918 she can use both oldest and yougenst sibling card.

    • @Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763
      @Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763 2 года назад +278

      She gets being the oldest sibling power AND being youngest sibling power??? Gods, she'd be unstoppable if she wanted to be...

  • @infi_7352
    @infi_7352 2 года назад +200

    "Hestia is a virgin goddess"
    Bell cranel: "Not for long"

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 2 года назад +41

      Bell Cranel is a virgin lad
      Hestia: Not for long

    • @saurabh8872
      @saurabh8872 2 года назад +18

      ​@@anadaere6861 ah yes
      The correction.

    • @hielloello
      @hielloello Год назад +10

      Bell Cranel does not deserve Hestia, Imagine havjng a motherly figure and a figure that loves you romantically and wholesomely, But you still chase some blonde emotionless girl. Bell is out of her league😢

    • @msxd1280
      @msxd1280 9 месяцев назад

      @@hielloello Nah, he’s just a late bloomer. When he gets older, his instincts will kick in. 🗿

  • @chouaoki9347
    @chouaoki9347 2 года назад +158

    In the original myths she didn’t know anything scandalous about Zeus. The myths say that she was loved by everyone of her siblings thanks to her caring and sincere natura (rare for the gods) and Zeus respected her since she was the older sibling.

    • @t-rexcellentreviews1663
      @t-rexcellentreviews1663 11 месяцев назад +8

      Aphrodite even respecter her wishes because Hestia never shamed her for her adulterous activities.

    • @DrewFilms05
      @DrewFilms05 9 месяцев назад +4

      I mean all of Zeus's siblings are older than him and he definitely doesn't respect them all. I think that the middle 4 definitely respect Hestia though (because we can assume she basically raised them) and Zeus doesn't fuck with her because he know that if he does they'll gang up on him and kick his ass.

    • @chengkuoklee5734
      @chengkuoklee5734 8 месяцев назад +1

      Both Zeus & Poseidon MO is fcuk first ask later. They didn't lay a finger on her and Poseidon not only asked first but accept No as answer. Either she is a hidden bad ass or everybody's sweetheart.

  • @dakotamartinez8310
    @dakotamartinez8310 2 года назад +4678

    Hestia is so underrated, but I think she may have made a good choice to stay out of the drama.

    • @mushroom5209
      @mushroom5209 2 года назад +20

      Yas

    • @rebag3545
      @rebag3545 2 года назад +99

      Shes underrated cause no one knows her cause she stayed out the drama 😋

    • @CalifornianCuttlefish
      @CalifornianCuttlefish 2 года назад +15

      yeah, and she has a friggin machine gun

    • @ihatepower4580
      @ihatepower4580 2 года назад +19

      Hestia is breastia

    • @ethanstackhouse7274
      @ethanstackhouse7274 2 года назад

      @@ihatepower4580 DONT START THAT. Loli big boobs has no place hete

  • @nekovannox
    @nekovannox 2 года назад +492

    Author of this myth: So, yeah, Zeus did this nice thing for Hestia.
    Everyone who knows anything about Zeus: No he did not!

    • @izawa9211
      @izawa9211 2 года назад +32

      I honestly assumed she convinced him by doing not virgin stuff and they keep it a secret so she is worshiped

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Год назад +3

      @@izawa9211 I mean, pegging doesn't count right?

  • @jaimehuizar6727
    @jaimehuizar6727 2 года назад +2379

    I'm just gonna stay with my headcanon that Hestia threatened zues so well he was in not dealing with this

    • @razorflossrazor2937
      @razorflossrazor2937 2 года назад +178

      She called in a favor from nyx who Zeus is terrified of

    • @novavoltik1289
      @novavoltik1289 2 года назад +114

      @@razorflossrazor2937 why does that make perfect sense

    • @langlangyaaa
      @langlangyaaa 2 года назад +28

      Yeah because hestia is Zeuses older sister

    • @iwatchstuffs7933
      @iwatchstuffs7933 2 года назад +49

      @@novavoltik1289 because Nyx is Nyx

    • @lincolngravemann682
      @lincolngravemann682 2 года назад +46

      @@razorflossrazor2937 maybe she told Nyx the hearth and fires would make people more comfortable around nyx and more likely to visit the night so in return Nyx is Hestia's protector

  • @nephilima3956
    @nephilima3956 2 года назад +102

    I think any younger brother can confirm that, when your oldest sister tells you to do something, you better do it.

    • @lassesgamekanaal
      @lassesgamekanaal 2 года назад +5

      I think your forgetting Hera is also Zeus's older sister...

    • @nephilima3956
      @nephilima3956 2 года назад +6

      @@lassesgamekanaal Everyone from the original batch of Gods is an older sibling to Zeus. Hestia is simply the oldest.

    • @lassesgamekanaal
      @lassesgamekanaal 2 года назад

      @@nephilima3956 I know, but it still kind negates your point, he does not do what Hera tells him to do.

    • @blackholetl
      @blackholetl Год назад +2

      ​​@@lassesgamekanaal Hera isn't the eldest sister so the point still stands. She is older than Zeus but certainly not older than Hest.

    • @lassesgamekanaal
      @lassesgamekanaal Год назад

      @@blackholetl I never claimed that she Is the eldest sister, I just meant that compared to zeus she is his elder sister, and considering that zeus definitely does not do ask she asks, that negates the point of zeus listening to his elder sister.

  • @andrenightscustoms251
    @andrenightscustoms251 2 года назад +157

    The perfect definition of that one single friend that gives the best relationship advice

  • @irontemplar6222
    @irontemplar6222 2 года назад +3636

    My headcanon is that everyone was trying to get her married and hook up with her so much. That when she came to Zeus even he was like "Ok this is getting out of hand... and I would know I am the king of this shit."

    • @potatoguy8970
      @potatoguy8970 2 года назад +140

      This wins

    • @noahtackett6264
      @noahtackett6264 2 года назад +79

      See what I think it's a deal and both parties upheld it

    • @riduanaqil1452
      @riduanaqil1452 2 года назад +11

      Lol

    • @Marta_OuO
      @Marta_OuO 2 года назад +36

      You have a God damn headcanon for mythology?

    • @communistskeletonpiss
      @communistskeletonpiss 2 года назад +36

      I need to stop skim reading, i read that as, "i am king shit," at first

  • @justincooper1342
    @justincooper1342 2 года назад +4381

    I'm pretrial sure the reason for Aphrodite not interfering in her life and Zeus helping her remain a virgin was because she was just so darn nice. I've read that she's the ONLY Olympian who can genuinely be called "good". To the point to where even wrathful and callous gods like Ares, Hera, and even Zeus didn't have anything bad to say about her (and would even smite mortals if they didn't give the hearth goddess the respect she deserves).

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 2 года назад +530

      It shows just how important welcoming those to sit next to the hearth and how important home was to the Greeks. In world beset by evil and cruelty, only the warmth of the home's hearth was there to comfort you. And if you betray the rules of the hearth, you were literally less then human

    • @agoofyahhchannel6870
      @agoofyahhchannel6870 2 года назад +62

      FINALLY A GREEK GOD/GODESS WHO ISNT A FUCKING DICK WHO SCREWS OVER PEOPLE FOR NO REASON *looks at Athena*

    • @thegamerzoologist2705
      @thegamerzoologist2705 2 года назад +285

      The only morally decent Greek gods are literally hades hestia Hephaestus

    • @patrickrowland3932
      @patrickrowland3932 2 года назад +164

      @@thegamerzoologist2705 there's a bit of a pattern here

    • @Macey88
      @Macey88 2 года назад +158

      @@agoofyahhchannel6870 Athena is actually a weird one cause a lot of the situations where she “screws people over for no reason” were actually more fan fiction like interpretations by someone who didn’t like the gods.

  • @prastarkeepers
    @prastarkeepers 2 года назад +3519

    I'd say it proves that despite it all, he's still a good brother, but considering the things he's done to his other two sisters, and his two brothers for that matter, I'm pretty sure that's not the case. Maybe she's just his favorite.

    • @vixvox7948
      @vixvox7948 2 года назад +329

      If she was his favourite they would be having kids one way or another, that’s Greek myth for ya

    • @darklordsatan4383
      @darklordsatan4383 2 года назад +302

      Well, she is the oldest one of the siblings, so maybe that gives her some respect among them?

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 2 года назад +175

      I mean, it's Hestia.
      If Hestia asked for a favor, how could anyone refuse her. She's everyone's favorite.

    • @cefrinaldi8060
      @cefrinaldi8060 2 года назад +142

      Hestia is basically everyone favourite. Remember that priapus incident? You touch her and the whole olympus will out to get you.

    • @TS17ADS
      @TS17ADS 2 года назад +55

      @@darklordsatan4383 I am pretty sure being the oldest means jackshit in Greek mythos considering zeus the youngest and most garbage of the bunch got the throne to mount Olympus

  • @AC_memes
    @AC_memes 2 года назад +117

    Never fell in love with anyone
    Danmachi: imma pretend I didn't see that

  • @mjbanawa7508
    @mjbanawa7508 2 года назад +45

    *casually sips tea while listening to Olympian drama*

  • @jellyfishb3ans
    @jellyfishb3ans 2 года назад +319

    Well, to be accurate, everyone was obligated to do right by Hestia. She’s not just the goddess of the hearth, she’s also the physical embodiment of family, and by extension, country. Greeks were really big on the ideas of family and country, and so the defilement of these things was not really something they wanted in their stories, and so most of the stories about Hestia are just about all of the Olympians banding together to protect her. The other big story I can remember about Hestia is the time a minor agriculture god tries to take advantage of her thinking that she is a nymph, and all of the extended family comes running to beat the shit out of this guy. So yeah, the Greeks said, don’t fuck with Hestia.

    • @colt9836
      @colt9836 2 года назад +53

      Indeed. Queen Hestia is the Goddess of the hearth: the seat of worship and civic duty. If She were to die, the gateway to the Theoi would die; if She were to die, the order of the civilization would die.
      And the God's name is Pripus, a minor god of agriculture and male fertility, the son of Aphrodite and Dionysus.
      When he sought to assault Goddess Hestia, a donkey let out a bellowing bray, waking Her up.
      When She screamed, ALL (and I mean ALL) of the Olympians rushed to Her aid (including Aphrodite and Hades; the latter of which specifically does not interfere with most affairs, because he can just wait).

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 2 года назад

      @@colt9836
      Hestia gets drunk for the first time in her life and when she wakes up Priapus is trying to rape her

    • @Alternative_Alba
      @Alternative_Alba 2 года назад +4

      @@colt9836 my god. She is really scary.

    • @Manie230
      @Manie230 2 года назад

      @@Alternative_Alba not really she isn’t scary. Her family is scary. She seems to me like the only nice goddess the Greeks have. Everyone else has some form of sickening past but she hasn’t as far as I am aware. She is the most innocent one out of all of them.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Год назад +2

      @@Manie230 Suspiciously innocent....

  • @sarahessid2009
    @sarahessid2009 2 года назад +795

    To those of you wondering, yes, even Artemis fell in love with Orion once. But Apollo killed Orion and ruined their relationship. You know, overprotective brothers.

    • @kindredbarkmaw2509
      @kindredbarkmaw2509 2 года назад +90

      ... I'm... pretty sure Artemis was the one who sent Scorpio after Orion because he wouldn't stop chasing her. And another god sent Orion to the heavens so he could still pursue her and she threw Scorpio up there to chase after him for all time.
      The version of her loving Orion is from 1 singular source, if I remember, not backed up by any other person.
      Artemis DID let a lad join the huntresses though.

    • @theamazingwebhead6453
      @theamazingwebhead6453 2 года назад +37

      @@kindredbarkmaw2509 The most common version of the story that I know is that she fell in love with Orion, but Apollo either kills him, or tricks her into killing him

    • @nathanstultz3434
      @nathanstultz3434 2 года назад +32

      @@kindredbarkmaw2509 never heard that version before. The ones I read said Gaia sent the scorpion after Orion bragged he could kill every animal in the world (or at least that's what Apollo told her in other versions) Athena then places Orion in the sky to honor her fallen bow-bro.
      I'm also pretty sure the guy she let into her hunting party was turned into a woman.

    • @orthusgames9888
      @orthusgames9888 2 года назад +8

      @@nathanstultz3434 I thought Orion was the only guy that Artemis let into her huntresses?

    • @Capri-corn
      @Capri-corn 2 года назад +9

      @@kindredbarkmaw2509 I think Artemis accidentally shot him thinking his head was a rock….. that’s the version

  • @ethansimard7452
    @ethansimard7452 2 года назад +579

    Hestia is my favorite, she has no flaw that I have ever read or heard about. I mean this in the sense that she has only ever done her duty to keep the flame safe.

    • @savagedarksider5934
      @savagedarksider5934 2 года назад +5

      She's kind of boring, but okay.

    • @ethansimard7452
      @ethansimard7452 2 года назад +36

      @@savagedarksider5934 HOW DARE YE! Although it is kinda true, but I think of it as more reserved.

    • @ethansimard7452
      @ethansimard7452 2 года назад +14

      @Johnny Baseball Cap Are you asking me this, or are you asking mythology guy? If you're asking him, then you should probably leave a comment instead of a reply...

    • @electroshockgamer2733
      @electroshockgamer2733 2 года назад +33

      @@savagedarksider5934 Yeah but at least she doesn't punish people for stupid reasons, catch humanity up in drama between the gods, and have a child with everything with a pulse (although I'm starting to question if even that's a dealbreaker)

    • @imhappy._.
      @imhappy._. 2 года назад +17

      @@savagedarksider5934 good being boring just shows how malicious human beings really are.

  • @Ironbrows
    @Ironbrows 2 года назад +44

    Zeus be like after watching this short
    "he knows too much!!!" **Thunder Strike**

  • @catdust
    @catdust 2 года назад +23

    i can just imagine Hestia and Hera while in T-pose sliding across the floor chasing a terrified Zeus

    • @daphnejohnson2259
      @daphnejohnson2259 Год назад +4

      Demeter is just standing there like “why” and Poseidon is laughing uncontrollably, Hades is just ignoring all of them

  • @HalfAnd_Half
    @HalfAnd_Half 2 года назад +221

    The end caught me off guard mostly because I forgot all of them are technically related and bo one gives a fk so when I heard "dirt on her brother" after hearing "Zeus would be the first to hop on there" I was like "wait wtf" then was like "Oh wait that's how everyone is"

  • @eaterbattery
    @eaterbattery 2 года назад +188

    It's also because she's already the mother of every child! She's the goddess of fireplaces and family, every kid's first goddess they get to meet is Hestia (not literally, don't burn your children alive) if I'm not mistaken

    • @theslungus1000
      @theslungus1000 2 года назад +4

      YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
      /j

    • @eaterbattery
      @eaterbattery 2 года назад +3

      @Ididitothem
      *Don't have a choice, kid, you're going to the fireplace*

  • @meegle.teedle
    @meegle.teedle 2 года назад +271

    Zeus: No fear.
    Hestia, threatening to reveal his darkest secrets:
    Zeus: ....
    Zeus: .... One fear.

    • @Malcolm227
      @Malcolm227 2 года назад +10

      And he’s also afraid of the goddess of darkness or dark

    • @imaginewithsubhomita1919
      @imaginewithsubhomita1919 2 года назад +8

      @@Malcolm227 2 fear 2 ladies

    • @thelion4457
      @thelion4457 2 года назад +3

      You forgot the second fear….Kratos

    • @demonking_gaming1221
      @demonking_gaming1221 2 года назад

      I fear nothing but that , that scares me

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 2 года назад

      she threatened to expose his browser history something everyones afraid of

  • @mothbulb
    @mothbulb 2 года назад +28

    Aphrodite: *a celestial matchmaker*
    Hestia: ✨no✨

  • @azraelgaming7052
    @azraelgaming7052 2 года назад +28

    And shortly after the video was released The Mythology Guy was struck by lightning

  • @cefrinaldi8060
    @cefrinaldi8060 2 года назад +132

    My headcanon is that hestia is a golden child of olympia to the point that even the titans love her.

    • @renhatori
      @renhatori 2 года назад +14

      Yes like you to ask Cronos in the Pits of Tartarus Even he'd say yeah I'm in a mistake eating her The other 4 I eat them again in a heartbeat but her I'd better stay out

  • @galaxyorca2029
    @galaxyorca2029 2 года назад +187

    Some versions of myths that I've read say that hestia was the goddess of fire before Hephaestus was born

    • @xandercage7920
      @xandercage7920 2 года назад +9

      probably referring to the warmth of a home

    • @blackheartthedarklord6428
      @blackheartthedarklord6428 2 года назад +6

      @@xandercage7920 Hestia fire is in terms of warmth to ones home while Hephaestus fire was used for his blacksmithing skills

    • @xandercage7920
      @xandercage7920 2 года назад +1

      @@blackheartthedarklord6428 I know that's what I meant

  • @aaa_aaaaaaaaaa
    @aaa_aaaaaaaaaa 2 года назад +370

    "here is something you might not know about Hestia"
    me who get Greek god knowledge from danmachi....

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 2 года назад +20

    Zeus is like that crazy uncle who gives you a $50 on your birthday and brings the good fireworks to the 4th of July cook out, but he'll also get drunk at Thanksgiving and saying some racist shit, and also date a girl who you're pretty sure is 17 and he's like 43.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Год назад +3

      Calling Zeus a crazy uncle got me worried where the rest of the comment was going lol.

  • @kristalynwhitmire
    @kristalynwhitmire 2 года назад +19

    I love the hair on the art. It's really pretty.

  • @finchbird2419
    @finchbird2419 2 года назад +141

    Hestia: "make me a virgin forever or I burn them to ash"
    Zeus: "Burn? Burn what?"
    Hestia: /stoic silence/
    Zeus: "BURN WHAT HESTIA?!"
    -Later
    Zeus: /sweating/ "So Hestia's gonna stay single. K? K."
    The gods: "WTF?"

    • @marinabecerra9472
      @marinabecerra9472 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @electricorcagaming
      @electricorcagaming 2 года назад +6

      What was she threatening to burn

    • @marinabecerra9472
      @marinabecerra9472 2 года назад +5

      @@electricorcagaming If you don't get it, then I'd rather not be the one to tell you.

    • @zizikaminarithequeen4090
      @zizikaminarithequeen4090 2 года назад +6

      @@marinabecerra9472 either the people who love Hestia in a romantic way or Aphrodite

    • @tiyapatel2551
      @tiyapatel2551 2 года назад +7

      @@zizikaminarithequeen4090 i was actually thinking something else… not that

  • @SaitoHimea
    @SaitoHimea 2 года назад +438

    Aphrodite forces people to be in a relationship with someone whether they like it or not.
    Me: so Aphrodite when are you gonna use your magic on me?

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 2 года назад +19

      I think all the Greek gods are dead or retired

    • @SaitoHimea
      @SaitoHimea 2 года назад +17

      @@LXW-Arts it's called Mythology or Myth for a reason.

    • @juliomarben8651
      @juliomarben8651 2 года назад +3

      8 more likes

    • @SaitoHimea
      @SaitoHimea 2 года назад +3

      Lezzz goo

    • @justarandomguy9711
      @justarandomguy9711 2 года назад +8

      I shall be the one to bestow the legendary 69 likes

  • @AppahTheChin
    @AppahTheChin 2 года назад +28

    Hestia: Brother, I gave up my seat. You do me this favor and I won’t spread the thing.
    Zeus: Hestia, whatever you do, anything but that!
    Hestia: Good, now keep me a virgin and I will remain in your words “Bestia.”

  • @Mandaraminu
    @Mandaraminu 2 года назад +10

    I now have the mental image of Hades, Poseidon, and Zeus, all standing in a protective circle around Hestia, glaring at Aphrodite.
    I need to draw this.

  • @rainestorm7777
    @rainestorm7777 2 года назад +13

    Hesita being the aroace queen we didn’t know we needed

  • @Aloysius_OHare
    @Aloysius_OHare 2 года назад +63

    Hestia really gave Aphrodite the middle finger...🤣🍷.The story keeps getting interesting.

  • @zanman190
    @zanman190 2 года назад +543

    I have two theories besides blackmail he's let's face it there's a lot on him
    Theory one: little brother wants to make big sister happy
    Theory two: Zeus is terrified of her

    • @esppupsnkits4560
      @esppupsnkits4560 2 года назад +90

      Both. Both is good

    • @avirajsinghmehta1857
      @avirajsinghmehta1857 2 года назад +27

      Both i agree

    • @Vincentius_Cardinal
      @Vincentius_Cardinal 2 года назад +59

      Apparently ONCE, she stepped away from her hearth and opened a can of flaming whoop ass on some giants during gigantomachia and the gods were ALL scared.

    • @zanman190
      @zanman190 2 года назад

      @@Vincentius_Cardinal see this is why you don't f*** with eldest siblings

    • @Vincentius_Cardinal
      @Vincentius_Cardinal 2 года назад +35

      @@zanman190 I concur. One correction. I appear to have made an error. It was during the titanomachy and it was her siblings who kept bugging her to come help them.

  • @WitchFisterVeo1911
    @WitchFisterVeo1911 2 года назад +46

    I remember a story about how the fates/furies told Zeus, "yo, she gets married, yall gon die." Basically.
    Or am I confusing Hestia with someone else?

    • @jdrvargo287
      @jdrvargo287 2 года назад +28

      You are. You are thinking of Thetis, queen of the sea nymphs. Any son she bore was destined to be greater than his father, so the gods hooked her up with a mortal hero named Peleus. Together they had a son named Achilles (yes that Achilles) who indeed, became greater than his father.
      There was also Metis, Zeus' first wife. When she got pregnant Zeus heard a prophecy that while a daughter by her would be his pride and joy, a son by her would eventually overthrow him. So Zeus, not liking those odds, swallowed Metis alive. Some time afterwards Athena sprung out of Zeus' head and became his favorite daughter.

    • @jdrvargo287
      @jdrvargo287 2 года назад

      @DaoOfCopying An unsuccessful one. A son would have succeeded.

  • @therandomess
    @therandomess 2 года назад +24

    Zeus: *'vibing'*
    Hestia: "Good evening to you Zeus."
    Zeus: *'ascend'*

  • @undermoonlight4849
    @undermoonlight4849 2 года назад +5

    She was one of the most influential and most commonly worshipped goddess of the pantheon. She was worshipped in nearly every home and at every hearth.

  • @peckneckanimations
    @peckneckanimations 2 года назад +460

    Hestia is bestia

    • @meridaskywalker7816
      @meridaskywalker7816 2 года назад +27

      Fun fact: "bestia" mean 'beast' in Polish😜
      I agree, though. Hestia is the most underrated goddess ever!

    • @JoseRodriguez-eu5ez
      @JoseRodriguez-eu5ez 2 года назад +6

      @Johnny Baseball Cap
      Trojans became the Etrusans (iirc), who Diomedes would befriend and settle alongside, establishing his own kingdom. Their descendants would later form parts of the Roman Empire.

    • @Tigorahan
      @Tigorahan 2 года назад +6

      I was looking for this comment

    • @artturisiikanen3843
      @artturisiikanen3843 2 года назад +2

      nah i would rather bang hephaestus or loki

    • @meridaskywalker7816
      @meridaskywalker7816 2 года назад +2

      @@artturisiikanen3843 You're missing the point, pervert

  • @adaminsertlastname2290
    @adaminsertlastname2290 2 года назад +182

    I'm really glad you did a vid on her because I think she's the only goddes who did no wrong.

    • @Bonya09
      @Bonya09 2 года назад +28

      Ikr!? All the gods are jerks and in some situations just plain cruel/evil and she’s not but most people forget about her

    • @edoardoprevelato6577
      @edoardoprevelato6577 2 года назад +21

      Hades is also a good one, depending on the version of the "kidnapping" you go with (consensual or not), and aside from the thing with Mynthe.

    • @Anonymous_Pi
      @Anonymous_Pi 2 года назад +6

      What about Persephone?

    • @carlossssssss5492
      @carlossssssss5492 2 года назад +11

      @@edoardoprevelato6577 it's not known if his relationship with Minthe was before or after he got married to persephone. But we know that after Hades got married Minthe startet bragging that she would take him and was transformed in a mint plant by persephone, so I think that she was just a crazy ex

    • @Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763
      @Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763 2 года назад +6

      @@Anonymous_Pi Persephone's good but kinda terrifying. She was known as 'Dread Persephone' and I believe in the Odyssey (?) Odysseus assumes it was Persephone who sent ghosts after them. Hades and Persephone were definitely a power couple. And Theseus and Pirithous are morons, Hades allowed Heracles to save Theseus but Pirithous was definitely not getting released after their kidnapping attempts (Seriously, poor Helen).

  • @mrb5940
    @mrb5940 2 года назад +56

    I'd say perhaps Hestia is at the same level of power as Zeus if not higher than him, she is the godess of the home fire, the receives a part of every offer, she is the eldest and also the youger of all of Kronos' children
    Or perhaps just like how Athena is Zeus' favorite daughter, Hestia is Zeus' favorite sister, lol

  • @GKMaverick013
    @GKMaverick013 2 года назад +8

    Hestia’s position as the observer of the Hearth of Olympus also means she cannot just be taken away from her duties. She needs to make sure the fire doesn’t go out or it’s big trouble for everyone. Girl has no time for any kind of partner, man or woman. Also considering she is the oldest of all of Kronos children, she has more respect from any god than even Zeus. ALSO Also she is super beloved, there was no way that she wouldn’t be doted on by her siblings.

  • @poseidons_child.
    @poseidons_child. 2 года назад +8

    Hestia: So you remember-
    Zeus: OKAY I THINK APOLLO HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS TO SHARE!
    Apollo: I what?
    Zeus: Right buddy…

  • @renhatori
    @renhatori 2 года назад +174

    Yha that or she got mother Rhea to give him a very stern talking to

  • @ecave3435
    @ecave3435 2 года назад +24

    According to my headcannon Hestia just asked Zeus, and Zeus just gave it because Hestia is just that nice of a goddess

  • @Moracher
    @Moracher 2 года назад +84

    I thought it was gonna be "Well When Aphrpdite tried Hestia lit her on fire"

  • @4kenoMy0sei
    @4kenoMy0sei 2 года назад +7

    Zeus: i fear nothing but those 2....😨it scares me
    *Nyx and Hestia...*

  • @RoninDreamer
    @RoninDreamer 2 года назад +10

    "I know what you did to the other pantheons... "

  • @draconicdemigod9696
    @draconicdemigod9696 2 года назад +24

    The idea that Hestia got dirt on Zeus is something that both scares, but interest me. First let's analyze the things Zeus fears the most.
    1. Nyx, Chaos, Gaia, Uranus, and Erebus.
    2. The prophecy of the son of Metis killing him.
    3. Typhon
    4. The possibility of Kronos resurrection.
    Ok now we know that Hestia is the daughter and the eldest child of Kronos and Rhea. In fact Hestia was so pure it was stated that Kronos felt guilt and shame when he ate her. So out of the 6 gods Hestia probably is on best terms with her father. There's also the fact she is a pacifist so Gaia wouldn't have a reason to kill her because she wouldn't have killed any titans or giants. So she is probably the only one of the 6 that are on good terms with both parents and with Gaia. This means that if Hestia wanted to she can actually start a second titan war by uniting 2 of Zeus's most common enemies. 3 if we count Typhon. There is also the prophecy. But what if the prophecy was misread. What if it wasn't a son of Zeus and Metis, but with Zeus and someone else?
    One myth is that Hera gave birth to Ares because she was upset of the fact thay Zeus gave birth to Athena. What if the prophecy was talking about Ares? Think about it. He's the god of war he can easily lead an army, he was hated on by Zeus so much Zeus even stated that if he wasn't his son he would've killed him a long time ago during the Trojan War when he was impaled by a spear, and remember when the gods tried to over throw Zeus, but it failed? Athena was there so she couldn't be what the prophecy was talking about, but Ares wasn't there at all. Also compare Ares to Zeus. Ares believes in consent, he is only violent except when his love one's are in danger or when he has to go to war (which is his job), he doesn't punish innocent people, and he also loves all of his children equally. You could say he is the anti Zeus. Remember Athena is stated to be more smarter, but Ares in most myths isn't really dumb he mostly lose fights because he's out numbered except for the one time when Athena threw a boulder at him. What if Ares was actually stronger? What if he was so strong he's the only god who could've match Zeus? Think about it this explains everything. The only god who matched Ares in strength was Heracles and he'd got help from Athena. What if Ares was the child of prophecy and Hestia knew? What if the prophecy about Metis's son was a lie by Zeus? Think about he just got done with father and did the same thing he did, that's not a good plan. What if Zeus lied saying it was a child with Metis because he knew trying to kill his child would make himself die. That's why Zeus is ok letting Ares die all of the time. If Zeus isn't doing it then he's not technically preventing it so he would be safe. What if Hestia knows this and blackmailed Zeus because if word gets out then nothing would stop Ares. Fate would be on his side so if he try to kill his father he would succeed. But that's just a theory a myth theory thanks for reading.

    • @JediBlueDog
      @JediBlueDog 2 года назад +10

      I love this theory for so many reasons and I will hold it in my mind forever.

    • @Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763
      @Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763 2 года назад +8

      Hestia's the goddess of the hearth. The heart of all homes that keeps people tied together. Just imagine all of the secrets she knows, the amount of power from sacrifices, also she'd likely be great at organizing people. Hestia could have the most power out of all the siblings. She's never really gotten on someone's bad side, which is EXTREMELY difficult to accomplish in Greek mythology.

  • @sdm47
    @sdm47 2 года назад +40

    Hestia is that one member of the family that everybody else would do anything for
    Every family has one

  • @MelinEvie
    @MelinEvie 2 года назад +590

    Hestia being the aro/ace goddess of our dreams. She's just lovely. Would assume her to be the patron of the aro/ace community too.

    • @andreeacat7071
      @andreeacat7071 2 года назад +32

      It’s either her or Athena in that regard. But yes, she is the poggers fire aro ace deity

    • @Gabranicus
      @Gabranicus 2 года назад +16

      @@andreeacat7071 also Artemis

    • @andreeacat7071
      @andreeacat7071 2 года назад +22

      @@Gabranicus Artemis could be argued to be wlw, considering how much time she spent in the company of other women and she also shunned men so..

    • @tiredace_2998
      @tiredace_2998 2 года назад +6

      As far as I'm aware Hestia, Artemis and Athena all kind of share the title.

    • @dillonkeller4477
      @dillonkeller4477 2 года назад +3

      Stop projecting your weird views on mythology

  • @ChaosUnleashed265
    @ChaosUnleashed265 2 года назад +3

    Hestia was the nice quiet girl that everyone would rush to protect when somebody tried something with her(perfect example is the reception at zues and heras wedding. Hestia got black out drunk and went to sleep under a tree which is when she was found by a satyr who tried to have his way with her when she screamed everyone at the party ran and took part in jumping the satyr) which is part of the reason why zues enforced her decision. Plus I think Hestia and Rhea were the only women Zues ever saw as actually blood related to him. Which is why he didn't try to bone her which didn't hurt her chances of being taken seriously for such a pledge

  • @emmasmith1363
    @emmasmith1363 2 года назад +1

    As a pagan I love the format of this vid especially the little gossip-theory thing at the end. It makes me feel like yeah, they're still kicking around, and ppl are still thinking of them! (At least, in some ways even separate to faith)

  • @baronbonk258
    @baronbonk258 2 года назад +64

    “we don’t know what zeus wants to keep buried”
    oh, i think i do..

  • @Robynhoodlum
    @Robynhoodlum 2 года назад +100

    You seem genuinely surprised that Zeus would grant the right to be a virgin goddess, but he had no problem doing the same for Artemis when she asked. Maybe little Arty owes a thank you to Auntie Hestia for paving the way for her?

    • @FullMoonOctober
      @FullMoonOctober 2 года назад +1

      Apollo probably threatened to burn Olympus down if he didn't.

  • @hannothestupid2064
    @hannothestupid2064 2 года назад +174

    I’m pretty sure three other deities had this power one of which being Artemis but I can’t remember the last one but Zeus must really want to keep something under wraps

    • @peckneckanimations
      @peckneckanimations 2 года назад +45

      Maybe athena?

    • @averycoolhat1709
      @averycoolhat1709 2 года назад +27

      @@peckneckanimations yep
      Athena

    • @captainahab5522
      @captainahab5522 2 года назад +57

      Artemis Hestia and Athena
      Athena loves one thing and that is war

    • @hannothestupid2064
      @hannothestupid2064 2 года назад +40

      @@captainahab5522 she even had an epithet Athena parthenos which roughly translates to The Virgin Athena that is what the Parthenon is named after

    • @medeasong9354
      @medeasong9354 2 года назад +13

      @@captainahab5522 and art

  • @atinybruh
    @atinybruh 2 года назад +12

    *After hearing this*
    Me: " maybe i am Hestia"

  • @jessicaesss32
    @jessicaesss32 2 года назад +1

    Loving these shorts thank you ❤️

  • @lavithan6175
    @lavithan6175 2 года назад +13

    I knew about this but I never thought of her blackmailing him that actually kind of terrifies me

  • @zepherscotty
    @zepherscotty 2 года назад +39

    "Zeus would want to be the first to hop on her" two seconds later. "You know what? I bet she has something on her brother." I'm sorry, WHAT?

  • @zarek9340
    @zarek9340 2 года назад +84

    The fact that in a certain anime, her desperate attempts to get the love of Bell always fall flat make so much more sense. Like a teenager getting a tattoo only to regret it later on

    • @Calix_Beowolf
      @Calix_Beowolf 2 года назад +5

      Danmachi right?

    • @zarek9340
      @zarek9340 2 года назад +3

      @@Calix_Beowolf ye

    • @Calix_Beowolf
      @Calix_Beowolf 2 года назад +1

      @@zarek9340 nice person of culture.

    • @twinmonster1989
      @twinmonster1989 2 года назад +6

      Personally, I think it makes WAY less sense and should've been the other way around, with Bell after Hestia, but Hestia being Hestia should've been like NAH.

    • @Calix_Beowolf
      @Calix_Beowolf 2 года назад +2

      @@twinmonster1989 bell is innocent. And hestia regrets her actions cause after it acts as a curse that turns aside people's desires for her

  • @sidneygreenglass106
    @sidneygreenglass106 2 года назад +1

    Great content, glad I found you!

  • @gerbilpanda1703
    @gerbilpanda1703 2 года назад +6

    Hestia blackmailing Zeus is a vibe.

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 2 года назад +28

    THANK YOU FOR FINALLY HELPING MAKE SENSE OF ZEUS’S DECISION OH MY GOD IT WAS KILLING ME

  • @GG1315
    @GG1315 2 года назад +146

    Fun fact: Hestia isn't the only one immune, there's Artemis who's the greek asexual icon and you know bows before bros, and then there's Athena or more accurately Athena Parthenos the virgin Athena. And yes Athena parthenos is what the Parthenon is named after. Also mythology guy please respond.

    • @gabbyramos4312
      @gabbyramos4312 2 года назад +7

      this is true but Athena was SA’d by Hephaestus, she has a child with him and there is a version written by Istrus that Artemis fell in love with Orion.

    • @GG1315
      @GG1315 2 года назад +8

      @@gabbyramos4312 true but those versions aren't talked about much and even then Artemis expressed romantic interest in Orion but never slept with him or banged him so she kept her chastity, Athena on the other hand i had no idea about that however that could've been a different epithet, or maybe it was another birth method of their child, mythology is weird and inconsistent is all i'm saying.

    • @gabbyramos4312
      @gabbyramos4312 2 года назад +6

      @@GG1315 that is true. Also for the Athenian story it was basically Hephaestus was jealous of Ares and Aphrodite so his male liquids fell onto her skin and they produced a child. For the Artemis one, it was the story I was introduced to so it makes sense that it isn’t obviously concrete. Like you said, it’s very inconsistent but thanks for your perspectives/comment.

    • @rovanajean9550
      @rovanajean9550 2 года назад +2

      @@gabbyramos4312 ya think out of all Goddess, Athena would be SA'd 💀 we're talking about Athena here: the smartest, the goddess of war, heck she even won against Ares.
      The story goes that Hephaestus was simping Athena cuz who wouldnt, but being the virgin deity she is girl said nope. So bro spread his seed everywhere and it landed on Earth- Gaia so Gaia became pregnant and when the child is born, Athena took it in her hand herself.

  • @izaya_orihara_3904
    @izaya_orihara_3904 2 года назад +11

    For someone who wants to know the secrets of all life, and all of the universe, Zeus doesn't want other people to know of his deepest and darkest secrets, but he is fully open to admitting of having relations with his family, Other people, and even other beings, For it is so dark this girl went up to Zeus and Practically said and got what she wanted, what a bargain Chip

  • @dgeo8939
    @dgeo8939 2 года назад +7

    hestia is the eldest of all her siblings she's tge wholesome big sister that they all respect

  • @stephanieamber4975
    @stephanieamber4975 2 года назад

    I love your stuff please keep it up
    Whenever I see ur videos I feel like I learn something
    And it interesting

  • @SasskiF
    @SasskiF 2 года назад +363

    Hestia, representing Aces since way back in the BCs!!

    • @dillonkeller4477
      @dillonkeller4477 2 года назад +6

      No she wasn't, because that's not a real thing

    • @buttonsfan
      @buttonsfan 2 года назад +34

      Listening to this video I was thinking why isn’t Hestia an Ace icon

    • @dillonkeller4477
      @dillonkeller4477 2 года назад +3

      @@buttonsfan because ace isn't a real thing and it was made up long after Hestia anyway

    • @buttonsfan
      @buttonsfan 2 года назад +41

      @@dillonkeller4477 who turned you down and made you like this?

    • @dillonkeller4477
      @dillonkeller4477 2 года назад +2

      @@buttonsfan I could ask you the very same question lmao
      'No one wants me but that's ok because I'm actually a very special asexual snowflake!'

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 2 года назад +67

    "Listen up, Zeus! I know Tantalus isn't really in Tartarus. In fact, I know he's one of your personal cooks."

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 2 года назад +10

      Tantalus cooked his own children for dinner
      The gods were still having PTSD from Kronos when they found this out
      I seriously doubt there would be any mercy there

    • @Alternative_Alba
      @Alternative_Alba 2 года назад

      PTSD intensified

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 Год назад

      Zeus: hey! How'd you know?

  • @Crawful
    @Crawful 2 года назад +47

    Maybe this was when zeus was still nice or before he absorbed his nymph wife. Also just just for the joke he want to still have his wood buried.

  • @s1rius._night
    @s1rius._night Месяц назад +1

    "Since when does Zeus do nice things?" He let Artemis be a maiden forever too.

  • @huntress1123
    @huntress1123 2 года назад +4

    I just realized what your RUclips logo looks like and laughed at the picture

  • @akhilm9851
    @akhilm9851 2 года назад +50

    Plot twist, Hestia did a lot of his early day epic stuff or like something huge and he gets the credit, in exchange stuff like this?

  • @MillisecondFourthClockhand
    @MillisecondFourthClockhand 2 года назад +18

    Meanwhile the Hestia I know:
    *"Bell-kuuuun~!"*

  • @sillyfrolicker
    @sillyfrolicker 2 года назад +48

    This just proves the fact:
    Hestia is Bestia :]

  • @CharlieIGuess
    @CharlieIGuess 2 года назад +2

    I'm learning more about Greek mythology from this person than school lmao

  • @les907
    @les907 2 года назад +2

    Zeus: "Well, if I can't have her, NO one will."

  • @mva7864
    @mva7864 2 года назад +114

    I know what I have to do…
    But I don’t know if I have the strength to do it

  • @katkay9923
    @katkay9923 2 года назад +68

    Thank you!! It’s rlly tiring seeing ppl praise Aphrodite like she was a good person. Like no, homie, she was a goddess, they were all trash people, cuz they were gods

    • @avalasialove
      @avalasialove 2 года назад +12

      Aphrodite did some good things. She helped Atalanta and Hippomonese get together. I’ve also hear she was a loving and nurturing mother to her children.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 2 года назад +4

      Honestly, it's harder to find people complimenting her - unless it's about her looks.

    • @avalasialove
      @avalasialove 2 года назад +3

      @@BonaparteBardithion I’m one of the rare few who doesn’t really dislike any of the goddess. Well, unless you count Minthe but she’s pretty insignificant.

    • @hermionegranger6405
      @hermionegranger6405 2 года назад +4

      @@avalasialove She also caused the Trojan war by giving an already married woman to Paris.

    • @Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763
      @Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763 2 года назад +1

      @@hermionegranger6405 Yeah. Eris was basically just playing a prank but Aphrodite caused it to spiral out of control just for her pride. Plus she could have spared a LOT of bloodshed by allowing Paris to die when he fought Menelaus, but nooo, she had to ship people based on purely physical traits and force them into suffering. I've said this before but poor Helen.

  • @SuperPoochootrain
    @SuperPoochootrain 2 года назад +25

    This reminds me of the anime "is it ok to pick up girls in dungeons?" Or something along those lines.

    • @officialmai
      @officialmai 2 года назад +1

      Danmachi, a great anime.

    • @Shannessa
      @Shannessa 2 года назад +1

      The Japanese name is “Danmachi”
      The English name is “Is It Wrong To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon”
      You were close

  • @woodrobin
    @woodrobin 2 года назад +2

    Hestia is the Goddess of the Hearth, and therefore the Goddess of the home, family, community, tribe, etc. Hestia has the ability to form and dissolve communities. You know how Demeter can keep plants all over the world from growing if she's upset? Hestia can make every government get ignored by all its subjects, make parents stop caring about raising their children, dissolve every marriage, etc. It would be really hard for Zeus to rule the Olympian gods if they stopped thinking of themselves as family or caring about cooperating with each other.

  • @pakaloski
    @pakaloski 2 года назад +2

    I heard that the fire crackles are her laughter

  • @bensagnella757
    @bensagnella757 2 года назад +14

    I like to think hestia held zeus's home hostage until he granted her wish