"Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on some bitches. No one is more deserving of a bitch. And all the bitches in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong strip club can make all the difference in the world"
The funniest part is that, Gordon Freeman in fact does get more bitches than Gman. Gordon has Alyx, and maybe even Mossman, but that's a bit of a stretch. Gman on the other hand only has his "eMpLoYeRs"
No Resistance? No Combine? No Residence Cascade? No HEV Suit? No Cat? No Citadel? No Employer’s? No Headcrabs? No Buckshot? No Pulse ammo? No rockets? No Armour?
I thought that Gman already looked sad because he and Gordon were left alone in the void, with "no bitches" around. Thus Gordon giving him a reality check that they are both in this situation thanks to him.
Played Black Mesa recently, after having played HL1 a few years back. The fans are keeping this license alive, and Black Mesa is an incredible feat, both the remake and their Xen redone. I think the final elevator fight in Xen was the most epic scene in the franchise.
@@delt5407 The original comment didn't say "game series" though, they just said "game" which would mean Alyx specifically. A game that's still pretty new.
G Man is worried about Gordon’s bachelor status because he saved Alyx so that the doctor wouldn't be alone in the future. G Man doesn't completely understand proper human behavior, so he accidentally asks in a rude manner why he remains single. After the Freeman's outburst, the G Man has called it quits.
Its been so long since ive felt anything other than emptiness and misery I listen to this sound clip before exercising. That passion is infectious even if i could only hope to mimic a fraction of it.
@@SFCommanderSFM yes it is but you also (in yakuza 0) play as maniac man who screams KIRYU-CHAN and in yakuza like a dragon play as a guy whos name almost sounds like ichyballs
Damn, he should've turned around with a smirk and pointed at Gordon, merely uttering the word, "You" with smirk turning into shit-eating grin as the screen fades to black with Freebird playing in the background. "Sometimes you're the bitch".
In fact Gordon got himself Alyx he just did not reacted to her because he thought she was just being polite to him and didn't wanted to be disrespectful
After GMan had heard what Gordon said, he went back to where he came from back to his Employers to ask where are his b*tches, and then he realizes... That reality caused him to have 0 b*tches.
the details on gordons hev suit is just amazing, its updated and looks alot better than the half life 2 model, considering it has been years since he has taken it off
that was so dramatic that i cried.
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!
Did you actually cry? Wtf?
@@Omega-jg4oq that's a joke lmao don't worry
@@jus_bruh5376 I know but I have seen this type of comments so many times.. I hardly believe that people would cry that easily
RUclips drama
_"Prepare for unforeseen bitches"_
"So wake up, Mr Freeman.. wake up and smell the bitches"
"The right man in the wrong bitch can make all the difference in the world."
"No one is more deserving of a bitch."
And all the bitches in the world would have gone to waste
"Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on some bitches. No one is more deserving of a bitch. And all the bitches in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong strip club can make all the difference in the world"
The funniest part is that, Gordon Freeman in fact does get more bitches than Gman. Gordon has Alyx, and maybe even Mossman, but that's a bit of a stretch. Gman on the other hand only has his "eMpLoYeRs"
They might be female tho
"My... employers have grown rather fond of their... anime... girls..."
Maybe he IS the bitch!?
Employers are bad tho
what if he’s employed by the titty committee 🤔🤔
"Sometimes... you're the bitchless one"
*Yup that's me bruh 🗿*
Yep me too
You gotta change your haircut man
@@itdobelikedattho8112 yeah I agree,his hair is messy
Your not alone, pal
Nah man I have a female doggo so that counts right ?
I like to imagine that Gordon was silent this whole time, and here he finally broke and this is the first time he's said anything in his life.
Howls living castle soundtrack made it so much more dramatic
He may not have any bitches but at least he got Alyx
Until Gordon bitch slaps the G out of him.
barney is gordon's only bitch
Facts
He stole her from Gordon. That doesn't count.
@@Oscar-us6sv cuckolding
No Resistance?
No Combine?
No Residence Cascade?
No HEV Suit?
No Cat?
No Citadel?
No Employer’s?
No Headcrabs?
No Buckshot?
No Pulse ammo?
No rockets?
No Armour?
💀
No Consequences?
No 3rd game?
No bitches...
resonance cascade*
Gordon: "Where are YOUR bitches?"
G-Man: "Right in front of me."
Oof
Best one.
GAWD DAMN
nani?!
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
I love how Gman only looks mildly upset, like as if he was annoyed by the fact that Gordon interrupted him.
Unrelated, That is a cute Natani
For me he looks like he's sad that Gordon interrupted him.
I thought that Gman already looked sad because he and Gordon were left alone in the void, with "no bitches" around. Thus Gordon giving him a reality check that they are both in this situation thanks to him.
Gordon normally being a mute makes this that much more impactful
Who knew a game made so long ago would be this great in the future.
half life alyx is 2 years old
@@velvet3302 I think he's more talking about the whole series, Half life 1 being released in 1998, the characters existing since then essentially
Played Black Mesa recently, after having played HL1 a few years back. The fans are keeping this license alive, and Black Mesa is an incredible feat, both the remake and their Xen redone. I think the final elevator fight in Xen was the most epic scene in the franchise.
@@mythicdawn9574 imo, the only gripe i have with BM is Gmans voice, but that's a tough one to mimic for alot of people.
@@delt5407 The original comment didn't say "game series" though, they just said "game" which would mean Alyx specifically. A game that's still pretty new.
Bro was left speechless
that means
NO IQ?
He's so angry he's distorting the damage on the HEV suit.. scary man
"I took the liberty of relieving you of your bitches; most of them _were_ government property..."
“You arrrrre maidenless, Doctor Freeman.”
I love the look of shame G-Man gives when he realizes he indeed does not have bitches of his own.
What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.
No bitches...
Damn didn't know I was in hell 😞
what about aroace people?
@@DisNotAToast ...No bitches?
The intensity and the little nod of gman. Masterpiece
Love the Howl's Moving Castle music in the background
Ikr suprisingly fitting here
Pov: your Gordon between half life 1 and 2 being annoyed in suspension
that lower lip pursing by gman is such an incredible detail
Breen: no benefactors?
The stretchy hole in Freeman's suit makes me uncomfortable for some reason
G Man is worried about Gordon’s bachelor status because he saved Alyx so that the doctor wouldn't be alone in the future. G Man doesn't completely understand proper human behavior, so he accidentally asks in a rude manner why he remains single. After the Freeman's outburst, the G Man has called it quits.
deep
G-Man: You're wrong Gordon. There's one right in front of me.
When you are so sad that the background follows you.
That hits hard
He speaks volumes for someone who is mute
He broke his forever silence to say what was in his heart.
Something about seeing G-Man so genuinely upset and close to tears make this video an absolute masterpiece
I love how the background stopped when Gman turns back.
When he asked where gman's bitches were, I honestly felt like that was Mason from Black Ops 1 while he was still being interigated.
"WHERE ARE YOUR BITCHES MASON! WHERE ARE THEY! THATS ALL I WANT TO KNOW!"- weaver
@@zherean42069 FOR YOU MASON BUT NOT FOR THE BITCHES
@@zherean42069 « The bitches Mason… What do they mean?! »
@@staz3014 THEY MEAN NOTHING, PEOPLE ONLY WANT THEM SO THEY CAN FEEL SOME MEANING IN THEIR SAD, SORRY EXCUSE FOR A LIFE!
*Defeated male leaves*
He don't need them, he is one. Whole Half-Life 2 is Freeman doing all the dirty work for the ressistance
i'm literally crying and shaking rn
Thank you mr. kojima
give the gordan freeman voice guy an emmy, the emotion in his voice gave me chills.
Freeman Has Alyx, Gman has Freeman's Mother
And I have your dad.
This makes sense... Literally this is why we got HL:Alyx
This is how G-man left Gordon
The first words the man has spoken.
The realism here is terrifying.
The animation is top notch dude
The scene got so dramatic, even the high impact armor chassis of the HEV suit bent in a weird way.
It's difficult to get some bithces when you're in a permanent coma and they only wake you up to slaughter enemies
Its been so long since ive felt anything other than emptiness and misery I listen to this sound clip before exercising. That passion is infectious even if i could only hope to mimic a fraction of it.
Shouldn't you be out hunting tenno while they're leveling
"You don't see them Mr. Freeman, because I don't have a mirror."
This is a real Dame Da Ne moment
As a yakuza 0 fan i have to yell at everyone and say the song is called bakamitai
@@WarriorPNG that the game where you play as dame dame guy?
@@SFCommanderSFM yes it is but you also (in yakuza 0) play as maniac man who screams KIRYU-CHAN and in yakuza like a dragon play as a guy whos name almost sounds like ichyballs
@@WarriorPNG so 24hr cinderella guy and Hell Stew guy, gotcha
@@SFCommanderSFM yea
"so, wake up *mister* Freeman. Wake up and.. Get some bitches..."
I got YO MOM
Gordon doesn't need bitches, he's a _highly trained professional!_
Gordon has Alyx, Barney, Kleiner and the clowbar, get outta here GMan.
I have gained nothing from this video and now i'm sitting here with the autoplay loading and no bitches.
Plot-twist: Gordon is G-man's bitch. He even keeps him in stasis until he needs him and orders him around like some bdsm relationship.
Lol the Joe Hisaishi is a nice touch 👌🏻
i have a strong feeling that this is going to blow up
That... would be you, Mr Freeman
Damn, he should've turned around with a smirk and pointed at Gordon, merely uttering the word, "You" with smirk turning into shit-eating grin as the screen fades to black with Freebird playing in the background. "Sometimes you're the bitch".
Gordon did an emotional crit to Gman
Noo G man can't be a projector I'm shaking and crying rn
*Gman opens the door, Alyx Vance walks in. Gman smiles, because he has stole Gordon's singular bitch.*
certified howl’s moving castle music moment
it be the saddest shit when you realize you got no bitches and you can't change it.
I did not expect “Merry-Go-Round of Life” to be playing in the background.
I love the somewhat exaggerated dramatic anime confrontation style and camera angles you went with in this.
This has very good cinematography unironically.
Nice job.
I think this voice suits Gordon
No maidens? : {
It’s kind of tough to believe Skyrim was released 6 times before they decided to do the Alyx prequel.
This is a masterpiece.
Yeah it is
@@gordonfreeman2605 Oh my fucking god is it really you
Holy shit this animation is so amazing ...I'm just dumbfounded as to how good it is
Morgue manager insulting other morgue: "No liches."
We're all alone brother, but at least we have each other.
"This is where I get off."
Ah, but you are maidenless, Gordon.
And Gordon wonders why Earth suddenly gets invaded by the Combine
Thought he was gonna say no maidens for a second there
the most dramatic "NO U" I have ever seen
In fact Gordon got himself Alyx he just did not reacted to her because he thought she was just being polite to him and didn't wanted to be disrespectful
Nah Gordon doesn’t even think about it because he’s a Gigachad.
After GMan had heard what Gordon said, he went back to where he came from back to his Employers to ask where are his b*tches, and then he realizes... That reality caused him to have 0 b*tches.
"No bitches, doctor Freeman?"
and off g man went... into the darkness of the void to never be seen again
If you barge in Gordon's locker at the start of Half-life, there is a photo of a baby.
the details on gordons hev suit is just amazing, its updated and looks alot better than the half life 2 model, considering it has been years since he has taken it off
Gman looks so hurt, i can see it in his eyes
"Im looking at one of them mr.freeman"
That "Howl's Moving Castle" theme in the background though
No Bitches, Prepare to Cry Edition
it's amazing how many random unrelated videos the Howl's Moving Castle theme shows up in
THE MERRY GO ROUND IN THE BACKGROUND THOUGH FROM HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE BY JOE HISASHI
It was so sad when Steve Jobs died of ligma
Gordon didn't talk the whole time because he was charging up his words.
The perfect comeback is to say "I got studs, I'm gay".
That's gay...
Exactly
@@TheReturnOfGeorgePingas Obviously
"I dont care for bitches"
"I care for myself like yall should"
My… employers have decided that it would be… let’s say, unsuitable for me to obtain… as you say, bitches, mr. Freeman.
Alyx…
You're maidenless, Freeman.
_Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo_
_Anta ga suki de suki sugite_
_Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo_
_Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai_
sure thing
ive watched this so many times that i noticed the hev suit streching
Oh, so thats why gman wants a substitute for freeman in half life alyx
Strong message
No regrets, Mr. Freeman.
Dame Da Ne ...
"they're in my other coat"